| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| [Sports] It's the final race of the 2009 NASCAR season, and Jimmie Johnson looks to win his 4th straight championship, driving away countless NASCAR fans who hate him. It's the official Ford 400 discussion thread (nascar.com) | (135) | ||
| (THR) | [Main] Next on the docket: Case No. 1950cv05050: Mouse vs. Duck for trademark infringement. Bonus: The summons was served by Goofy (thresq.com) | (28) | |
| (Some Guy) | [Main] Like some Farkers' dream girls, this suspect had nice melons and 800 pounds of pot. Unfortunately, that's where the similarities end (ocala.com) | (45) |