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Wed April 26, 2017
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Business] Got milk? Mexico says you can keep it. Sad
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senator Mike Enzi says men who walk into bars wearing tutus "are asking for it"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] United's epic PR disaster couldn't possibly get any worse, could it? The dead giant rabbit says yes, yes it can
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Tue April 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
[Business] Today's fun with math question: How much will a $15 bucket of fried chicken cost in Australia after you run a red light?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Once again, Warner Brothers and DC figure out a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. This time by making their upcoming live action Titans series and Season 3 of Young Justice exclusive to their new DC-only streaming platform service
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
[Business] Ever wonder why larger clothes fit so badly? It's not you - it's strictly math
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(The Week)
 
 
 
[Business] Put aside the ACA debate, the majority of Americans really need health insurance literacy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Good: Oakland residents attempt historical reenactment. Bad: Train robbery
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Attendees at the annual Denver 4/20 marijuana event turn the venue into a sh*thole. But, like, we didn't hurt anybody, man
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Mon April 24, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Business] Italy's credit rating downgraded to one notch above junk due to large debt, a stagnant economy and divisive politics. Also known as the U.S. business model
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] French presidential election plagued with fake news. Which can be easily identified as any reports that describe the French as polite, helpful and with good personal hygiene
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Shoemaker Jimmy Choo put up for sale after realizing that $1200 footwear in this economy is not a good fit
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
[Main] Still putting two spaces after a period in a sentence? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
[Politics] An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
[Business] Smart credit card company Plastc closes, files for bankruptcy without shipping any orders. Apparently the only credit cards they made were the ones they used to finance themselves
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] And we now have MLB's first Little League "home run" of 2017. Total distance - 40 feet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Main] It's Confederate Memorial Day y'all. Roll Tide
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Comey tried his best, but her emails
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Business] Average millennial now makes less money than baby boomers were earning in 1975. Mostly because in the 1970s it didn't take a four year degree to get hired to flip burgers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Who could ever have imagined brain surgeon Ben Carson would be terrible at housing and urban development and no one would listen to his message of utter nonsense?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
[Business] Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] This is what happens when you suddenly charge for an app that was once free (hint: it's not pretty)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump to hold rally on night of correspondents dinner because that'll make Trump feel better and then nobody will watch it on TV mainly because it's not broadcast. That'll fix 'em
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Business] Number of Subway locations shrinks for the first time ever. Not to say they may have had too many stores, but even Starbucks is asking if they weren't overreaching a bit
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
[Main] Let me just fix this blinking traffic light real quick
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
[Business] If your lunch plans included throwing a Banquet meal in the microwave, you might want to make sure the chicken nugget tray doesn't include the salmonella brownie
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Having your tooth pulled at the dentist is often unpleasant enough without worrying that your doctor will perform a procedure while riding a hoverboard
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Your first look at the copyright-infringing mashup "The Jurassic Games" which is--you guessed it--Jurassic Park meets The Hunger Games
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Business] OKCupid accused of running secret zombie dating site
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Mattel posts wider than expected 1Q loss, company immediately scraps plans for Ivanka's Washington Dream House
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
[Main] Protip: If you are going to rob a store by writing a note demanding money you might want to make sure you write it out legibly so the clerk can read it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] Madison Bumgarner out 6-8 weeks after trying to do some sick jumps on his dirt bike
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
[Business] "So, why'd you get fired from your CEO position?" "I was a bit of an asshat." "Oh, they're firing CEOs for that these days? That's new"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
[Business] Tesla recalls 53,000 vehicles because a permanently engaged parking brake could affect your mileage
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
[Main] How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] I Heart Bankruptcy
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(Moberly Monitor)
 
 
 
[Politics] Missouri Senator Roy Blunt (R-eefer) got baked so hard on 4/20 he a.) spent $25 on one order at Taco Bell; b.) made a bong out of his empty Just for Men tube; or c.) thought Scott Pruitt would "Look for environmental problems and solve them"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Breaking news: Rajon Rondo's thumb
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Wait, wait, wait...this wasn't banned before??
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Jason Chaffetz denies there is any forthcoming scandal. Also says he's not a crook, claims he did not have sex with that woman and asks at this point what difference does it make
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Words you don't want to describe your health care plan: "Comically bad"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump done just blowed up this here conservative media I tell you what
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Kroger now sees Walmart's tail lights pulling away in the great U.S. grocery department race
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
[Geek] Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] After yet another strikeout, angry Orioles Chris Davis put the first bat of 2017 on the permanently disabled list
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] "Some maniacs have decided to remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory but with Tom and Jerry"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] New United Airlines commercial runs at Radio City - "At first, the 6,000-strong crowd at the 16th Tribeca Film Festival sat in stunned silence. Then the laughter began"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Here's a full list of the accomplishments of Ajit Pai's FCC in only 90 days
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline: FDA wants to see new hand sanitizer studies. Reality: People freaking out that hand sanitizer will kill us all. Farkliters: Hand sanitizer tastes yummy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rep Raul Labrador (R-etriever) booed at town hall meeting when he defend's Trump's mockery of a disabled reporter by pointing out that time Obama...Obama....wait, he had something for this
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
[Geek] All those satellites colliding in that movie "Gravity"? Apparently that will be happening a lot in the very near future. Sandra Bullock has retired from the satellite fix-it business, so she'll be fine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] And then this guy just pulls over to the side of the road and sets himself on fire
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(Salon)
 
 
 
[Politics] Liberal's favorite conservative columnist calls Black people lazy and shiftless, unlike those hard working Asians. Oh lawds
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] The tax reform deadline just slipped by the GOP
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Well, it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new U.S. attorneys are doing and...oh dear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Yay, I inherited a giant castle-like home and estate. Boo, I can't afford to take care of it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Alaska is totally farked
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
[Main] The suspect was taken into custody without incident - He was too exhausted to resist
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
[Geek] Apparently Theranos is still around
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] "President Donald Trump on Tuesday promised.." You know what? I'm just gonna stop you there, not really worth reading any further
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] IBM Revenue has fallen for 20 quarters in a row. At this point, the Underpants Gnomes have a better business plan
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Business] Silicon Valley startup selling $400 machine that makes juice from packets of chopped fruit hits snag when public realizes you can make the same juice by squeezing the packet with your $0 hands
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
[Business] Radioshack's Facebook page: "We closed. Fark all of you." And then on April 18, "Always hated all you prick customers anyway." At least they didn't call you and you know they could have
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Politics] Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
[Politics] White House looked for *any* evidence they could spin to support Trump's "wiretapping" tweets, and the best they came with was that? OBVIOUS tag seen bailing out of an Uber, screaming, "I'm out"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Business] 1 in 3 Americans don't know basic financial terms other than "foreclosure," "bankruptcy" and "repossession
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
[Business] Harley-Davidson 1Q revenue tumbles 14% as middle-aged white guys grow long in the tooth, ponytail
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