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Fri February 03, 2012
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[Main]
"You put your naked supermarket burglar in my chocolate and peanut butter" -- "No, you put your chocolate and peanut butter on my naked supermarket burglar"
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(23)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
London's first "shared space" road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird
(
thisislondon.co.uk
)
(95)
[Geek]
I know some of those words in the headline are English, but they can't be rearranged into anything meaningful
(
theregister.co.uk
)
(42)
[Politics]
10 examples of politicians trying to be funny. Complete with cringe-inducing videos. Tumbleweeds missing though
(
shortlist.com
)
(22)
(WJAR)
[Main]
Today's "teacher has sex with student" takes a shocking turn when hot 22 year old teacher is arrested for supplying alcohol before she gets a chance to bang anyone. (With "you'd drink with her" pic)
(
www2.turnto10.com
)
(96)
[Politics]
Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"
(
politico.com
)
(106)
[Business]
Do you consider yourself to be a non-conformist despite ironically conforming to everyone else? Enjoy your murderphone
(
businessnewsdaily.com
)
(92)
[Entertainment]
The Munsters reboot is now too edgy to be called The Munsters
(
avclub.com
)
(51)
[Main]
Vulcan man arrested for sexual assault. Look, there are better ways to deal with Pon Farr, dude
(
calgary.ctv.ca
)
(31)
Thu February 02, 2012
[Business]
Facebook will soon offer a "Premium Subscription Service" that will offer you more, and better ads. Now who wouldn't want that?
(
news.com.au
)
(70)
[Main]
I could be wrong, but I believe that this resort advertisement has been Photoshopped
(
boingboing.net
)
(96)
[Business]
Sub-Zero loses, promptly performs fatalities on 100 jobs
(
jsonline.com
)
(24)
[Sports]
We didn't want to win anyway
(
sports.yahoo.com
)
(33)
[Business]
A study in how to ruin a brand in 48 hours. HP, Netflix and now the Susan G. Komen Foundation
(
dailykos.com
)
(95)
[Main]
For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please
(
latimes.com
)
(153)
[Politics]
Problem: Newt Gingrich needs to woo women voters. Solution: RELEASE THE CALLISTAKEN
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(50)
[Business]
"This deadly cold front is sponsored to you by BMW -- the ultimate driving machine"
(
telegraph.co.uk
)
(8)
[Politics]
Obama: Look, Taliban. I'm a tough war president. I'll negotiate an end to war, but I'm no pushover. Taliban: Okay. Do us a favor first and release these top five leaders from Gitmo. You know, as a gesture. Obama: Super-dooper, guys
(
foxnews.com
)
(72)
[Geek]
Thanks a lot, plants
(
scientificamerican.com
)
(36)
(Daily Bulletin)
[Main]
Step 1: Counterfeit buffet restaurant chain certificates Step 2: Go on cross-country roadtrip Step 3: Arrested
(
dailybulletin.com
)
(29)
[Main]
Couple sue In Vitro Fertilization Doctor for giving them what they wanted, but not how they wanted it
(
foxnews.com
)
(83)
[Politics]
Romney gets glitter-bombed, calls it victory confetti. Edward Cullen stares blankly, possibly approving
(
cbsnews.com
)
(67)
Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy)
[Entertainment]
We must go back in time to 1983 and prevent George Lucas from making any changes to Star Wars. You must bring your own weapon. Safety not guaranteed. (spoilers)
(
nerdbastards.com
)
(82)
[Entertainment]
Twelve reasons why NBC is a last place network. Come for their shiatty treatment of "Community," stay for their adoration of Dane Cook and Whitney Cummings
(
warmingglow.uproxx.com
)
(135)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Don't you hate when you get wrongfully arrested as a pedophile and have your face plastered on all the newspapers? Again?
(
kfoxtv.com
)
(45)
[Sports]
Toronto Maple Leafs go up 4-1, only to lose to the Pittsburgh Penguins 5-4 in a shootout. All in great Maple Leafs fashion
(
scores.espn.go.com
)
(73)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
The Federal Government would like to charge pro weed Montana state lawmakers as "conspirators" to sell and distribute medical marijuana
(
missoulian.com
)
(225)
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