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Sun March 24, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Dr. Dre boasts after his daughter gets accepted into USC "All on her own. No jail time." The $70m he gave USC to create a new arts and technology academy in 2013 probably had nothing to do with it, of course
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
[Politics] Politician claims that Hitler only wanted to expel the Jews, but an evil Muslim cleric convinced him to kill them instead. Was it: A) Steve King of Iowa? B) The National Front's Marine LePen? C) The Prime Minister of Israel Bejamin Netanyahu?
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(Some Seattle guy)
 
 
 
[Business] Booze, tech bros and axe throwing, What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] People just love microwaved Italian food, it seems
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Sat March 23, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump speaks at GOP dinner in Florida: "Mueller? Report? What are you talking about? Never heard of it. Someone bring me some ketchup for my steak"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] Because it's just that kind of year, Uri Geller warns Theresa May he will use telepathy to stop Brexit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Lindsay Graham calls for an investigation into, wait for it, what Hillary knew about the Steele Dossier and when she knew it
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Fri March 22, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Business] Boeing will now include the "Don't Crash" upgrade free of charge on the 737 MAX
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Business] Big cable lobby after review thinks the word cable is undesirable and drops it. Just call it Big Lobby now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Lou Dobbs: Too far? Inappropriate? Hey, Trump hasn't dug up McCain's corpse and farked the skull (yet) , has he? So he's fine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] In a move that will surely end well for no one, Syria vows to re-take the Golan Heights
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mississippi to ban abortions before women know they're pregnant
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
[Main] There's a time and a place for everything. Except perhaps confessing that you have a child porn addiction issue in the middle of your macroeconomics lecture
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Border wall concertina wire is a great home security upgrade
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Politics] We can't dissolve the Electoral College because they protect us from a candidate winning with only a plurality of the votes. In the same article it goes to discuss an election where this still happened
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Geek] Being an anti-vaxxer was a hip craze before it went all mainstream craze
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Geek] Microsoft's Defender antivirus now available for Macs so Mac users can now experience the same stability and security Windows users have appreciated for years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Devin Nunes, who is suing someone for being mean to him, says it's totally ok for someone to call another congressman the N-word
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Models have a stereotype of not being intelligent, and that's rude. But smuggling £1 million worth of heroin into Pakistan isn't helping the stigma
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Jared Kushner: buttery male
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] Hate the look of crisp, clean sneakers but don't have the time to wear them in on your own? Good news -- for only $870, you can now buy pre-distressed sneakers from Gucci that take care of the wearing in process for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Headline: "AOC Flips Out" Article: AOC explains to uneducated children how to pronounce her name
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
[Main] Problem: Your 24-foot-wide townhomes are pricing buyers out at $500,000. Solution: Cut the width in half and charge $260,000
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump says the Lordstown GM plant could have been saved if GM hadn't had to pay so much in dues to join the union
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(Vox)
 
 
 
[Politics] I certainly found many people who told me they support these policies because, as one person said, "It might hurt us but at least our tax dollars aren't going to Mexicans and welfare queens"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
[Main] Bad: Cops raid your home in a child porn investigation. Better? They only arrest you over the illegal marijuana grow operation they found
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donnie's border wall money may come at the expense of schools for military kids. Does this surprise anyone? Anyone at all?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Don't blame me for this Brexit fiasco, I'm only the Prime Minister"
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
[Main] Apparently Brits can't handle all the alcohol they're drinking to try to cope with Brexit
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trudeau apologizes for eating a chocolate bar in the House of Commons, which is against Parliamentary rules, and for not bringing enough for everybody
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Dear Troubleshooter: After 30 years of marriage, my wife is becoming a total slob. When she changes clothes, she leaves the ones she takes off like a cicada leaving its shell after molting. She's sloppy at chores and dishwashing. What should I do?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
[Business] Employers will lose $13 billion in productivity from March Madness, down from usual $50 billion lost to video games, social media and online shopping
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
[Food] Old and Busted: Redefining the culinary meaning of "milk". New hotness: Redefining the culinary meaning of "rice"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] Newt Gingrich lays it to Beto O'Rourke, compares him to the Kardashians when it comes to politics
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Racist firefighter gets fired, uses the rare "Wife-like typing detected" defense
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Amnesty International issues a report documenting at least 14 civilians who have been killed in US Airstrikes in Somalia that may meet the UN's definition of "war crimes" . When reached for statement a Pentagon spokesman said : Nu-uh
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Sports] Trout promises 12 more years in the stadium of angels. Good thing there is no chance at all for signers remorse in less time than that since he waived the opt out clause entirely
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trickle down economics is not expected to work this time. Laffer curve seen nodding agreement
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(GQ)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ivanka has finally solved the issue of student loan debt. The solution: stop giving students loans
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Main] #144 Ever Better
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] He's still bitter about losing the popular vote. The depth of his insecurity truly is immeasurable
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
[Politics] Please note: CNN's "docufiction" about child slaves in Ghana showed children who weren't actually slaves, because they really enjoy working from dawn to dusk for people who aren't their parents, and USA and so forth and so on. Sincerely, Ghana
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Main] As it turns out, telling homeless people to just go be homeless somewhere else is not a long term solution
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(gHacks)
 
 
 
[Geek] Turns out that government web sites in the EU are full of 3rd party tracking cookies
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
[Business] I was going to guess Pall Mall reds and bourbon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's campaign manager says George Conway is "jealous" of his wife's success and man...Horatio Sanz needs to portray George on SNL. The resemblance is uncanny
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] Liz Crokin says the admissions scandal is actually those QAnon arrests she's been frothing about
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Why though?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] WaPo: We're already in, like, the third day of Beto's candidacy and sure he's upbeat but he has yet to specifically detail every step he's going to take to fix the country. Surely it's time for him to admit this was a failed candidacy and step aside
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] He is not really good at this
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