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Sun January 25, 2015
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
[Politics] Iowa Governor Terry Branstad wants to shut down the state's state-run mental hospitals. That should end well
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
[Politics] How about no?
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(101)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Occasionally, there is justice: dad of bullies loses his job for obvious reasons
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(85)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
[Main] "A 23-year-old British student has spoken of being "trapped in a time loop" after one of the most unusual cases of extreme déjà vu has crippled the last eight years of his life"
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(Shiny Shiny)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] You can now turn your Instagram photos into temporary tattoos. If you're a 14 year old girl, I suppose
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(12)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
[Main] Watermelon may lose its status as state vegetable of Oklahoma - and be replaced with a list of legislators who back in 2007 thought watermelon was a vegetable
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(51)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] Now that their idiocy has led to a measles outbreak at Disneyland, what do the anti-vaxxers have to say for themselves? "Oh, measles isn't really that bad"
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
[Politics] Texas lawmaker who wants high schoolers to pass a civics test before graduating: "I know World War II was started Dec. 7, 1941." *Poland side-eyes*
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
[Main] ♪ It's "Skokie Sergeant's" lonely hearts club scam, taking you for all your dough. "Skokie Sergeant's" lonely hearts club scam, convicted now it's time to go ♪
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oh joy, we're gonna have another debt ceiling crisis. Only instead of the debt ceiling, it's Social Security
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Thu January 22, 2015
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
[Politics] State senator's cunning plan to eliminate gay marriage - force couples to get married by religious officiants
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(101)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] It's bad enough when your phone is stolen, but it's even worse when your stolen phone has child porn on it
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
[Main] Man traded his dog for a gun to shoot his son with. No word on whether he also rode his mama to visit the train
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(50)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
[Main] Mr. Clean's evil twin denies he helped a rescue group steal a dog from someone's yard
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(16)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
[Main] Police live-tweet every call they get - the very first one proves people are idiots
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now understand why the GOP pre-records, or pre-writes, their SOTU responses
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(131)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] Meet Tom the hipster. He can't afford to go out on dates, so he wants you to pay for them. For a contribution of £10 you get a 'signed limited edition print' of his face. And it only gets better from there
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
[Main] Man dubbed the "Braveheart Bandit" arrested. Wants his Freedooooom. With mugshot of lameass facial tattoo
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Wed January 21, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
[Business] Dude who needs hair cutting sues power company for tree-cutting. He wants $54 million. Because why not?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
[Main] TSG ID's one of those Texas thieves who took selfies with a stolen iPad that sent images to owner's iCloud account. Bonus: He has the word "Brilliant" tattooed across his chest
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
[Politics] Marion Barry's son apologizes for threatening bank teller and destroying security camera, and he's also counting on your vote and short attention span in the upcoming special election
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Congressman claims taxing inheritance is 'one of the most immoral things you can do,' and as a Congressman, he would know
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman to taxi driver: Keep an eye on my 1-year-old, I'm just going to quickly run into this store and rob it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you think Alex Rodriguez has a big head now, wait until you see him on opening day
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] That guy from Foxcatcher who loved the movie, then hated it, now says he loves it again
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Tue January 20, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Kid Rock goes hunting with Ted Nugent, winds up in the middle of a controversy after killing a mountain lion and failing to even graze Nugent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donald Trump thinks he can fire Mitt Romney, isn't too happy with JEB either
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(64)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] Jim Bakker tells Mike Huckabee. That's about all you have to know about this article
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Barack Obama takes critical step in advancing the fight against terrorism by identifying the guy to blame for not being present at the Paris unity march
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
[Main] The Canadian government doesn't want people to know its most top-secret electronic spying complex is secured by a padlock on a back door with no alarm. Oops
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] Man who lost $700 million with Bernie Madoff to run MLB's finance committee. LOLMETS
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(24)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
[Main] Thieves break into ice cream stand. Because when you think about it, an ice cream stand in New Hampshire would leave all of their money in the cash registers over the winter, right?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
[Main] Generally speaking, you shouldn't try to ride your motorized scooter up a steep desert mountain trail
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(20)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] The next group to be terrorized by ISIS: Bird breeders
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(52)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Seattle Seahawks think winning the NFC championship is exactly like Martin Luther King's civil rights struggle
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
[Main] "Edgy" game developer is SHOCKED that their "mass murder simulator" will be rated Adults Only by the ESRB
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(Wired)
 
 
 
[Geek] "Why is it so difficult to land a rocket?" ask a bunch of people who aren't rocket physicists and who have never landed a rocket
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
[Video] This is what it looks like to crash a Lambo Huracan at 200mph, in a view previously reserved only to rich idiot drivers prone to spectacular errors of judgement
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] Man calls police over foxes having 'abnormally long sex' in his garden. "I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently"
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(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
[Main] Man steals £13,000 of pet food from the RSPCA. He must have a really big dog
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Sun January 18, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
[Geek] New poll discovers 80% of Americans want warning labels for foods containing DNA. Just wait till they find out how many foods have dihydrogen monoxide
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Cincinnati Bengals intern who wondered how much he'd get for team equipment on eBay? Well, we have an answer. One year
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