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Mon July 28, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Geek] Could the dinosaurs have survived the impact that killed them? FOX News asks the hard questions
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Business] You're in good hands flying with Delta, unless their pilot gets overly defensive after correction by Air Traffic Control (with cockpit audio)
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
[Main] Man makes bomb threats on plane because cigarettes were cheaper on the plane than back at the airport
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ted Cruz will not allow the appointments of any ambassadors until someone explains why the FAA banned U.S. carriers from landing in a combat zone
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
[Main] Sometimes, when you're riding your motorcycle, you just need to stop and stretch your legs. In the middle of traffic on a busy highway off-ramp is probably not the optimal place to do it, however. Especially if your BAC is 2.5 times the legal limit
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Queerty)
 
 
 
[Main] Pastor claims gay people are possessed by "fart demons" that can drive pigs to suicide
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(191)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Sports] Stephen A. Smith is unclear how Twitter works (among many other things)
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(43)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] Looks like somebody's mommy and daddy didn't show them enough attention
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(45)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
[Politics] The non-voting congressional delegate from Washington D.C. proves why she should remain a non-voting delegate
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Fri July 25, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
[Main] Who would have thought that a violent felon who repeatedly runs from the cops would make a reliable informant? Well, the cops, apparently
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] In a day ending in 'y', Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-etard) says something incredibly stupid, claiming that homosexuals want to "do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
[Main] It's probably best to turn off your pump when fleeing from a fire at a gas station
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(41)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] House GOP's latest immigration choices include voting down the original funding request to prove a point and a resolution arguing that Obama caused the child migrant surge himself
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(72)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
[Main] I'll have the large fries, a McDouble and a side of cocaine
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(49)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
[Main] Old and busted: Upskirt photos. New hotness: Upskirt panty removal
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(36)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
[Main] Coach driver tries to hold city tourism hostage over £7.80. It's like Speed, but without the driving
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(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] Hello police? We found a witch. May we burn her?
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(54)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
[Main] Pro-Tip: Don't taunt police on their Facebook page if you have an open warrant out for your arrest
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Thu July 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] In a move that will undoubtably scare away movie-goers, Puritan group denounces "50 Shades of Grey" trailer
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Governor says national leaders should look to his state of Alabama as the perfect government model. HAHAHA OH WOW
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Boston Bombing victim, accused by Glenn Beck of being a terrorist, can't sue for libel because he's a public figure, says Glenn Beck, who made him a public figure by accusing him of terrorism
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Marco Rubio intends to use the power of the state to deny equal rights and basic human dignity to Americans based on sexual orientation. And he'd appreciate it if you don't call him "intolerant"
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(The Republic)
 
 
 
[Main] If you are a parent, don't beat up your kid when he does not do his chores. He may call the police on you
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
[Main] Dude, just take a drop
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
[Main] Man consumes 12 "tallboy" Buds, crashes his car, asks witnesses if they thought he was driving under the influence, then responds to officer asking him if he is okay with, "I'm drunk." Breathalyzer gets contact buzz
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Ravens to start season with an order of Rice on the side
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
[Main] If you and your buddy are going to commit a home invasion at a rooming house with two pipes taped together to look like a shotgun, be prepared for the guy sleeping there to recognize your stupidity and fight to defend the $13 he's carrying
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(15)
 
(Baristanet)
 
 
 
[Main] News: Dog shot in encounter with cop. Fark: Cop shot in encounter with dog
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
[Main] There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're going to rob a bank, don't wear a shirt with your first name on it
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Wed July 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Mark McGwire slams door on reconciling with Mark Canseco: "I don't care to ever speak to him again....What he did was wrong." Stops just short of "and I would have gotten away with it except for this meddling Jose"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] This is an original headline that has not been plagiarized at all - Sen John Walsh (D-MT)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] National Review writer rails against Democrats' past support of Jim Crow, ignores National Review's past support of Jim Crow
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] "If [Erin Andrews] weighed 15 pounds more, she'd be a waitress at Perkins" says man who has never seen the inside of a Perkins
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] You might be a little hyperbolic if you describe the pruning of some trees presenting a road hazard as "murderous"
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
[Geek] Star Wars fanatic goes to the dark side, starts charging admission to see his memorabilia
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(18)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] Writer who can't get laid because the internet ruined sex, decides that internet is also ruining his love of meteorology. Forever alone
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(21)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
[Main] Failed robber sues the pizzeria workers he tried to stick up, claiming that he is the real victim
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Main] High school track coach and daughter-in-law of Nike founder allegedly just did it with a male student
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] "'Arbeit macht frei' lol what odd sign anyway totes having great trip later bye"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
[Main] Man steals hammer from Walmart, uses it to steal 22 guns from Fred Meyer
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
[Video] Russian dude learns the hard way why you don't ride a shopping cart full of beer
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
[Main] Even in Arizona they frown on you firing off your revolver into the hallway ceiling of your hotel at 3 a.m
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Dude wants to buy my business with the $10,000 he carries in a sock. Seems legit to me
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Teen mother dropped out, then went on to earn two Master's degrees and became a school principal, now serves as role model for disadvantaged Brooklyn kids by trying to smuggle heroin into a maximum-security prison
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(Essex Chronicle)
 
 
 
[Main] Driver mistakenly thinks car is alight because Adele's 'Fire' was playing on the radio. Yes, really
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
[Main] The one-stop-shopping experience at Kroger is better than ever. Now you can pick up dinner, your medications, and pictures of your hoohah at the same time
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Main] Attention whore has silicone skull implanted in chest
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(54)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
[Main] You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] "Dude, it's not gonna fit." "Oh, shut up, it'll totally fit"
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(77)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] From deep in the heart of Russia, Snowden wants to rally hackers "to spur development of easy-to-use technologies to subvert government surveillance programs around the globe" that Russian agencies couldn't POSSIBLY want to use themselves
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
[Main] Vice President of a company that just got approval to build an apartment complex with separate entrances for rich and poor people said poor people should just be grateful to live near rich people and shut up
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(94)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
[Main] As Buddha has said, 'There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.' Admittedly, Buddha never met this guy
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(45)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] WWE character makes vague reference to MH17, immediately outrages everybody who thinks pro wrestling is real
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
[Main] Posting the store security video on Facebook of your recent theft is a good thing. It's even better when the thief simultaneously posts her own photos wearing the stolen items
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(43)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Joy Behar compares Sarah Palin to Vanna White. Apparently one was paired with a rich, white ultra-conservative. The other was a candidate for Vice President
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Well, what are the odds of a NFL and an NBA player getting arrested in the same club on the same night?
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