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Sun May 03, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
[Main] I love my UPS man because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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(53)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Two drunk teens, one 1,500-lb. crocodile. Darwin takes aim, misses
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(13)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] Not news: Man gets drunk. News: And calls the police on himself numerous times. Fark: Right before getting behind the wheel, going airborne several times and hitting a Fry's Electronics store sign
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(13)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
[Main] Police trying to manage May Day protests in Seattle were called to remove a shirtless man from inside a basketball hoop. And then things went rapidly downhill after that
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Geek] First wave of bogus lawsuits against Apple Watch begin, claiming they cause traffic accidents. Man, I hope these plaintiffs take taxis to court, because Steve Jobs will be driving home in their cars
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(39)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
[Main] Man cuts through storage unit roof, steals dozens of guitars. Owner now frets over having 35 less Paul Gibsons
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(59)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
[Main] Brit tourists: "Youuuuu lousssssy Yankeeeeeee cowboys, you don't know how to walk away from a party on a flight from Houston to London"
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] Brits debate whether to allow Googling during exams. For real
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(71)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Protip: after shooting a dude and abandoning your getaway car, don't go back to retrieve it from the police impound lot while wearing the same outfit as in the surveillance video
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(13)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
[Main] Son, trying to cut a firehose while firefighters are inside a burning building doesn't make you a brave protestor of civil injustice. It just makes you an asshole
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(121)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mayoral candidate openly accuses opponent of supporting father-son marriage. Doubles down on dumb, attacks media over claim that she said her opponent is in favor of incest
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(33)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
[Sports] La'el Collins, a material witness in a murder investigation, says he's taking his ball and going home if he's not drafted today. Let's not have every team rush to get him at once
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(39)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(North Platte Bulletin)
 
 
 
[Main] If you saw one police car chasing another for 45 miles along I-80 in Nebraska, blame meth. Or thank meth for giving you the most exciting thing to ever happen in Nebraska
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(28)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
[Main] NEWS: Drunken school bus driver runs off the road with 44 kids inside. FARK: Along Whiskey Bottom Road
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(30)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Family buys a home in the country next to a working farm and is upset that farmers spray their fields with herbicides every now and again
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(70)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
[Main] Clever man not very
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] "A week after one Oxford university newspaper won praise for publishing a rape victim's courageous open letter, another has sparked outrage after joking about donkey punches"
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(29)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
[Main] "Welcome to Maine, where our criminals can be found hiding up a 50-foot tree"
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(10)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
[Main] Nothing like a good stag party near Prague's Jewish quarter to bring out your inner Hitler
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Bristol Palin blames difficulties on selling her home on President Obama, the Baltimore riots, and Russia
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(62)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] MGM sued by intern in massive class action lawsuit alleging the company required free labor. Someone doesn't know how internships work
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(25)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] Dynamite left on old plane at LAX for four days after police training exercise. Sorry about that, Chief
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(30)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
[Politics] Alabama lawmaker proposes getting the state out of the marriage license business and getting it into the "contract signed by the couple including their names, signatures and statements that they are legally allowed to be married" business
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(116)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Free Range Kids)
 
 
 
[Business] WTF, Lego? You used to be cool
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Detroit Red Wings fan tries to torch the Tampa Bay Lightning, fails like the Red Wings did last night
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(10)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] THE Ohio State University band instructor for THE Ohio State University band charged with THE kidnapping, THE sexual assault, and THE rape
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Fark-ready headline: Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants
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(74)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
[Geek] The price of shame? Approximately $8,000/month for using AOL dial-up
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(30)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
[Main] Your research is methodologically weak, does not cure cancer, and also has cooties
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(43)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
[Main] For the last time, legitimate dentists do not carry pliers in their pocket and pull teeth while you're in their car
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] Ever wondered what it's like to shoot yourself in the foot? This guy has carried out an experiment for you
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] I'll be damned. I never knew until now that Obama's "Beer Summit" was actually meant to fan the flames of racial tension in black communities. Thanks, Ted Cruz
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(204)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
[Sports] Houston Rockets fire their social media manager for posting quite possibly the funniest NBA related tweet ever
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(43)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rand Paul doesn't know how the internet works if he thought he could lie about traveling by train through Baltimore during the riots and no one would call Amtrak
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(103)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
[Main] Texas school decides it's 1890 and demands that brazen 5-year-old hussy cover her... shoulders? BONUS: They made her put jeans on under her floor-length dress (link replaced)
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(135)
 
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
[Main] My Fit Foods founder arrested when police find a box labeled My Concealed Cocaine
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Getting arrested for stealing wallets and forgery? Meh. 'Liking' your own wanted post on Facebook? Priceless
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(6)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Jon Bones Jones stripped of title; suspended fron UFC indefinitely following hit and run
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
[Main] AT&T fires its president for being a racist idiot. We can't hear him now
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(187)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] Man charged for driving without doors, windows, license plates, insurance and surprisingly not in Florida
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Meet Russia's newest superhero-to-be, "Radioactive Girl"
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(81)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Criminal masterminds steal five cases of frozen pizza, immediately call police station to see if officers want to buy any
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(29)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Former 'Baywatch' star Jeremy Jackson arrested for stabbing a man rather than rescuing him
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(8)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Baltimore Sun suggests that the Baltimore riots are the result of Hollywood putting out crappy movies
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(109)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sure, he killed Osama, prevented a great depression, brought donuts, and convinced Jesus to come back to Earth, but he's still over there eating crackers
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(126)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Christie: "The media coverage of my administration caused my low polling" And you know what causes media coverage? Witches. It's all very science-y stuff
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(30)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
[Politics] N. Dakota lawmaker says the wiener pic he sent to a twink on Grindr doesn't count because it was only brought to the media's attention in retaliation for his votes against gay rights
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(119)
 
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
[Sports] Pippen arrested for dribbling in hotel lobby
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(22)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
[Main] Food technology teacher ate all the food, kept beer in the fridge and let students play knife games. What's his Fark handle?
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Politics] "A UKIP election candidate has claimed being an 'arse bandit' was nothing to be proud of after a Gay Pride march"
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Gay hotelier publicly apologizes for hosting a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, said he was "shocked and angry" to see Cruz's position on gay rights. Apparently it's tough to get a wi-fi signal beneath that rock he's been living under for the last 3 years
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(125)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Sports] Scottish soccer player livens up practice by mixing in the javelin toss. Teammate with gaping leg wound not nearly as amused
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(13)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] How does IS entice Muslim teenagers to become Jihadi brides? Apparently through sweet takeout, followed by the beheading of the non-believers
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
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(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Main] If the flight attendant on your trip resists your advances and refuses to take a photo, jokingly saying you'll hijack the plane is definitely not going to change her mind
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(33)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent
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(23)
 

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