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Sat September 24, 2016
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
[Main] Man cited for using the classic mannequin in the carpool lane trick. Funny mannequin thread, anyone?
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
[Main] The toxicology report says he was on Coke
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Fri September 23, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] NJ Assemblyman: Sure, this law could certainly be used by the cops to pull over and ticket anyone for any reason at any time, but there's no way that would ever happen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] No, they don't hate white people, they hate white people LIKE YOU, congressman
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP congressman outraged at Obama's Morgan Freeman joke. Not outraged by lynching or the Klan or slavery, but outraged by Obama's Morgan Freeman joke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] John Rocker is at it again. Wait, did I say John Rocker? I meant Seattle Mariners backup catcher Steve Clevenger
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't bring a milk crate to a knife fight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] Anti-intellectual paranoia hits new low as two passengers are removed from a flight simply for writing on the plane
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] Bomb threat shuts down all schools in remote Canadian territory of Nunavut. School reports that its student is disappointed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Business] Nearly one in three women has been asked to change her appearance by her boss
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pundit still confused as to how Trump is doing so well without TV ads
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Main] The new Ford GT prototype is so advanced its drivers can reach twice the posted speed limit in Colorado
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
[Geek] If there's anything in her life that your daughter will remember on her birthday, it will be that party of drones
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
[Main] Wedding party ends with fight over something called "leftover liquor." I know the individual words, but combined they make no sense at all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Sports] Ryan Lochte moves in with his Playboy girlfriend. But since this is Ryan Lochte, he is really just shacking up with some stripper named Bambi
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Man says he doesn't recall firing a gun in the air and kidnapping his ex, instead passed out and woke up next to police robot that he assumed was a bomb. Bonus dumbass for kidnap victim being given the gun and deciding best response is to sit on it
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
[Politics] That time a pro-Trump super PAC released the personal emails and phone numbers of hundreds of its donors
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(US SEC)
 
 
 
[Main] SEC charges hedge manager with insider trader, could potentially suffer severe wrist slap if convicted
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're drunk enough, your Costco card works as a driver's license, sure
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Headline: Black NY Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Article: Some random black guy who lives in Chelsea, NY and is coincidentally registered Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Tag is for both the article writer and the random guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Main] Wilford Brimley lookalike arrested on five counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, pointing a gun at another, terroristic threats, DUI and probation violations. No word on his diabeetus
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
[Politics] Noted humanitarian Ted Nugent has a few ideas he'd like to share about the St. Cloud mall stabbings
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(Upgruv)
 
 
 
[Sports] Steelers' Big Ben says the Mistake by the Lake made its biggest one by passing on Carson Wentz
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Man punches beaver in the head. Gets rabies. Witty headline not necessary
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Falling Down glorifies white persecution complex, says critic who has clearly never actually watched Falling Down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Man shouting "allahu ackbar" learns to never bring a knife to storm the Israeli embassy in Turkey
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(Fark)
 
 
 
[FarkUs] If you said something that seriously pissed off your SO, what would be your method of apologizing?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
[Geek] There are many questions you should ask yourself before participating in the Caroline Reaper pepper-eating challenge. The first is, 'Why?'
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
[Main] ♫ Goldsphincter (Wah wah waah) He's the man, The man with the Midas butt ♫
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Sports] Renowned soccer douche, Joey Barton, having been suspended by Rangers, is suspected of betting on Glasgow rivals, Celtic. Oh and he has a book coming out tomorrow
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Main] Protip: If you're going to try and buy illegal explosives off of the dark web, 1) don't name your username after your business, 2) don't use your real address for the PO box, and 3) don't tell them the name of the maker of your seven proxies
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
[Politics] Chris Christie's approval in New Jersey is disappearing faster than his morning donut
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you're a soccer goalie trying to throw the match, giving up 43 goals might look a tad suspicious
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] French hitchhiker throws a hissy fit, rips up a road sign and throws rocks at people when no-one in "Nazi Zealand" will give him a ride
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Raiders fans get all Raider-ish
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] One of the Deplorables crawls out of the basket in South Dakota and goes on to Facebook to advocate voting for Trump, oh, and making "those people" slaves again. Not shockingly, he promptly loses his job as a firefighter
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] Everyone knows katanas are underpowered in the D20 system, especially against gazebos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Hillary IT guy who pleaded the 5th before Congress last week caught asking reddit for advice on deleting emails two years ago
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump boasts that he's the mastermind behind, or has inside information to, numerous terrorist attacks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] I see your GWB, Obama and even future-president Clinton or Trump and raise you James "I have no idea what I'm doing" Buchanan for worst president ever
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
[Main] Attention Domino's delivery staff. You are NOT Evel Knievel
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
[Main] Your girlfriend is not going to be happy if you speed off in her car without her permission. Especially if she's clinging to the roof of her car while you do so
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
[Main] High school snowflake math students left in tears by math exam, act like they were told there would be no math. Did someone forget to tell them they were studying math? Solve for dumbass
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Sun September 18, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] It takes a special kind of low-life to use a phony $50 bill to get change from a kid selling lemonade to raise money for Alzheimer's research
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Not cool, yo
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