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Wed April 10, 2013
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(The Sun)
 
  
 
 [Main] Super cute 22-year-old blonde: "I sold sex to pay for my 100 units a day booze habit" (w/pics)
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(ABC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Scientific genius, Rep. Joe Barton: ""I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change, and that certainly wasn't because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 [Main] Things not to leave in your car while you go to your college class: Your books, your keys....your 3 year old
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(45)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
  
 
 [Main] Smug Massachusetts laughs as backwards Mississippi town sues the gubmnt to take away horrifying wind turbines that are destroying their health. Wait, got those two states switched around; sorry
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(Celebslam)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Amanda Bynes has moved on from "getting kicked out of gymnastics class" to "walking around Manhattan openly smoking a joint"
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(98)
 
(AZCentral)
 
  
 
 [Main] Arizona lawmaker demands to know who leaked to the media an email he sent from his public e-mail account. Bonus: The second email he sent complaining about the media leak of the first email is also given to the media
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(23)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Kentucky's 2013 Mr. Basketball commits to Kentucky's 2013 Bench
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(21)
 
(Deadspin)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Houston beats Phoenix thanks to Jermaine O'Neal's buzzer-beating goaltend (w/video)
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(11)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Everyone's favorite demoted MSNBC host is complaining that 8th Graders are A) Learning creationism B) Reading Ayn Rand C) Volunteering to save houses from impeding floods. Lean Forward
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Business] Smart: Avoiding a big car payment by buying a nice used car. Dumbass: Avoiding a big car payment by taking out a 97-month long car loan on a new car
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Tue April 09, 2013
(UPI)
 
  
 
 [Main] Unhappy with your DUI? Do you c) drunkenly go to the house of the trooper who arrested you to complain with a beer in your hand
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 [Main] This is the mugshot of a man who picked a fight with everyone on board his flight
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(62)
 
(Salon)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Brad Paisley records a song called "Accidental Racist" explaining that the Confederate flag he's wearing on his shirt is just proclaiming his love for Lynyrd Skynyrd. What could possibly go wrong?
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(423)
 
(Salon)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Today's GOP entry in the "You're Not Helping" sweepstakes is Representative Paul Brown, who opposes sex change operations because "I like being a boy"
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(207)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 [Main] "Hey Good Lookin'" I'll be back to pick you up later"
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(39)
 
(YouTube)
 
  
 
 [Video] Silly idiot, rail grinds are for skateboards
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(10)
 
(Gawker)
 
  
 
 [Main] Man loses dart game, punches wall, crashes car, calls 911 to report himself for drunk driving, gets arrested. TA-DAAA (w/mugshot)
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(18)
 


Mon April 08, 2013
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Hello Cleveland
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
  
 
 [Politics] I object to my distinguished colleague's use of "black helicopter" in a disparaging manner
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(33)
 
(Quartz)
 
  
 
 [Business] Hoarding a digital currency is so crazy it just might be genius
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(65)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Pete Rose: "MLB's unwritten rules are stupid." Yes Pete, almost as stupid as the written rules
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(155)
 
(The New York Times)
 
  
 
 [Geek] Once again, a study confirms eating red meat may or may not be a factor in developing heart disease
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(14)
 
(Silver City Sun)
 
  
 
 [Main] Granted that it's harder to pass the sobriety tests with one leg..But this guy has had 7 chances
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(26)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
  
 
 [Main] Now that Chavez is gone, things are back to normal in Venezuela. Well, except for that whole "vote for me or a centuries-old curse will strike you" thing
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Sun April 07, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 [Main] If you don't know the difference between a toy poodle and a ferret on steroids then you probably deserve to get ripped off
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(National Journal)
 
  
 
 [Politics] GOP launches conservative version of Buzzfeed. Wait, isn't the conservative version of Buzzfeed already Buzzfeed?
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(AZ Family)
 
  
 
 [Main] Just got arrested for sending texts to a cop asking him if he wants to buy drugs? Turn that frown in your mugshot upside down
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(44)
 


Sat April 06, 2013
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
  
 
 [Main] Those movie casting flyers around the grade school looking for "fun, open minded people with a nice look," might not be legit
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(ABC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] President Obama, "The Butcher Of Washington DC", plays golf for the second weekend in a row. History's greatest monster, indeed
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(Russia Today)
 
  
 
 [Politics] The rest of the world is holding North Korea responsible for escalating tension in the region. Then there's this guy
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(90)
 
(WABI Bangor)
 
  
 
 [Main] When you operate a medical marijuana dispensary you expect protesters. But when the protesters are marijuana patients and caregivers you may want to rethink your business strategies
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Seriously, North Carolina, WTF is wrong with you?
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(134)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
  
 
 [Main] You don't have to wear a wedding ring to prove to your spouse that you're committed...but pawning it to pay for a hooker might cause some trouble at home
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Snipes released from federal prison, looks ten years older. That must have been taxing
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Fri April 05, 2013
(WTOP)
 
  
 
 [Main] Please don't use a normal dishwasher to clean your gynecological instruments. Even if it leaves them spot-free
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(Think Progress)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Congressman with 2.5 million in debt urges government to be as fiscally responsible as he is in running his business. Claims he balances his budget every day
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(AZ Family)
 
  
 
 [Main] The awesomeness of being a firefighter: cooking chili with the boys, the cool dalmatian, washing the fire engine, getting paid to work out, sliding down the pole, sending emails of penis-shaped pasta to co-workers
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
  
 
 [Main] A federal judge in Brooklyn has ordered the FDA to make the morning-after birth control pill available over the counter to people of any age without a prescription. Some people are sure to have a problem with this
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(Concord Monitor)
 
  
 
 [Main] Police Chief resigns to devote more time to his newfound interest in "fine art" photography of college students, rather than face charges
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
  
 
 [Main] After being robbed and shot at, and the attackers scamper off to their pick-up truck to flee, do you A) call 911, B) thank the good Lord that you are alive, or C) jump into the bed of the truck as it drives off to try to retrieve your purse?
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Thu April 04, 2013
(WATE Knoxville)
 
  
 
 [Main] Now THIS is a face of meth
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(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 [Main] "Thanks for these spiffy NYPD police uniforms Officer Jose, they sure do make us do some fine 'police work'"
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(Houston Press)
 
  
 
 [Main] Mexican restaurant replies to dissatisfied customer on Facebook: "I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly"
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
  
 
 [Main] Woman files insurance claim for expensive items stolen from her car. Pro Tip: When providing store receipts to the cops, make sure the business is open on the dates specified. Bonus: This is not Florida
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] From the you're not helping file: US Embassy in Egypt tweets Jon Stewart's rant about Egypt, causes diplomatic incident
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