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Wed July 09, 2014
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Sports] Rashad McCants: "UNC is cutting me a check for $10 million." UNC: "O RLY?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Pro tip: After stealing an iPhone, don't post selfies to the victim's iCloud
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Remember the fire that almost burned down Stone Brewing along with a good chunk of San Diego's north county? Yeah, some dumbass kid started it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Family Research Council blames American Jews for undermining Israeli Jews by supporting marriage equality in the US. Subby is confused too
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
[Main] Nothing says "that old time religion" like the pastor applying pliers to your nipples in Bible study class
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(Time)
 
 
 
[Sports] You know who else praised Germany's triumph?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Confederate flag is removed from an east coast college, and officials apologize campus for using slaves in the past. Sadly, a lot of people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] KY Lawmaker: "I won't get into the debate about climate change but I'll simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars"
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(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
[Main] To you, it might just be spontaneous art unleashed in a spontaneous moment of late-night creativity, but to the cops watching you paint an ATM white at 2 a.m., it's always gonna be graffiti
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Tue July 08, 2014
(WYTV Youngstown)
 
 
 
[Main] Father threatens to behead daughter with sword after disagreement over what TV show to watch. Subby never got all the hype for Game of Thrones
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Masseur charged with rubbing a woman the wrong way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Nineteen times this article's moronic author wrongly decided there is such a thing as too much bacon
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
[Main] Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're wearing dark clothing while in a wheelchair without any reflectors and you're at a part of the street where there's only one street light and no marked crosswalk, you might want to wait until daylight to cross
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
[Main] Usually composite sketches are pretty encompassing to many people's features. This guy is screwed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Darwin visits South Dakota hot dog eating contest
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't you just hate when you're doing your jihadist thing over in Syria and your parents rat you out on your return to Britain?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
[Main] Neighbor launch some fireworks that landed on your roof? Simply impersonate the Illinois Secretary of State and force them into retaking their driver's license tests. It's easier than you think
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Two drone pilots learn the hard way that NYPD helicopters can outsmart their drones when confronted in the air
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
[Business] Majority of Canadians' financial strategies boil down to "inherit some money from someone at some point"
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Mon July 07, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Charlotte Hornets draft pick P.J. Hairston comes out swinging
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Police cite Flavor Flav over a fireworks display that was more obnoxious than his clock necklace
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(NESN)
 
 
 
[Main] Andrew Robert Rector, caught on camera napping at a Yankees-Red Sox game, is about get an education on the Streisand Effect
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Spoilers, Sweetie
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] The media crucifixion of Johnny Football continues, as he's photographed innocently rolling up a dollar in a Vegas bathroom. Not to do coke or anything
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mike Huckabee of all people comes out and says that Todd Akin is not only ignorant and wrong, but an embarrassment to conservatives everywhere. Just kidding. He says Akin was attacked for being a good Christian
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Main] Indianan shoots own hand, both of his wife's legs in gun-cleaning mishap, or at least until he breaks down under intense questioning
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] How Washington State government is managing to screw up legalized marijuana
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
[Main] Not News: Drunk guy uses hotel fire hose. News: Water from hose causes extensive damage with 500 guests evacuated. Fark: Water believed to have sparked fire in electrical room. WTFark: Sci-Fi convention cancelled (subby was there)
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(Alan Colmes' Liberaland)
 
 
 
[Politics] What happens when Teabagger Extraordinaire Victoria Jackson encounters a satirical article about President Obama celebrating the Fourth of July at a mosque? ARM THE DERPEDOES
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
[Main] Attention passengers, everything on the flight is normal, except for the fact that the captain has intentionally locked the co-pilot out of the cockpit
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Sat July 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Sports] Once again, Cleveland WR Josh Gordon forgets that he plays for the Browns, not the Bengals
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Cee Lo Green said f*ck you to The Voice because it was becoming too much like a regular job. Yeah, that's a shame to have to try and work for a living, you demented troll
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] That jerk who's been graffiti-ing subways with "DG" since 1985 has electrocuted himself on the third rail
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Kanye West goes on a ten minute rant in the middle of a concert. Who the hell does he think he is, Bono?
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
[Politics] You could spend the Fourth trying to impress your friends by quoting the Founding Fathers. Or you could just play it safe and attribute everything to Rand Paul
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
[Main] Man: "Look, officers, I swear I didn't drive this car to the store to buy corn. I'm drunk and would never do that--my friend here drove me." Dog: "Can you believe this a-hole?"
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Man: I want a new haircut to impress a younger woman. What are all the kids getting these days? Barber: Oh, they're having their hair styled into giant square blocks. *snicker* Man: LET'S DO THIS
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
[Main] Drunk driver blames accident on Mitch McConnell, Caturday, and a certain Fark mascot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Politics] James O'Keefe releases a music video. Yes, he's dancing. Yes, He's singing. No, I don't know why
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Sports] FIFA official has never watched a soccer game in person
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Darrell Issa and House GOP : Dear President Obama: you know all those people who came to the US as children, know no other home and are peaceful productive members of our society? We demand you start deporting them immediately
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Eric Church: "I put beer in country music before anyone else." Hank Sr.: "You're adorable"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Main] This July 4th, celebrate Ted Nugent and his superior patriotism, says Ted Nugent
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] John Boehner is a weepy dynamite monkey, and Obama should know better than to taunt him
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
[Business] Would you go through the pain of commuting to the airport, going through security, then changing the departure date of your flexible ticket just so you could eat the free slop in the business lounge? Would you do it 35 times?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Geek] Columnist thinks his difficulties in accessing the Drudge Report from his hotel computer is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to censor the internet, rather than Druge's awful side bar ads tripping the malware filters of the hotel's Wi-fi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Geek] Toughest mathematical problem for general public to solve is 7 X 8. A shocking sixty percent of people come up with answers other than '42'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Business] Attention passengers - Today's flight has been unexpectedly delayed. The pilot has been arrested for stripping during security screening
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Wed July 02, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
[Main] Sadly, the spatula is not mightier than the sword
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Female celebrity who went to rehab is suing the makers of GTA V. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one - look, it's really obvious they were making fun of her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Waitress showing off receipt from Warren Sapp reading "Boys don't tip" sounds like just another internet hoax until Sapp goes on Twitter to defend himself
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rick Santorum doesn't think that it was a bad idea that the founding fathers limited who could vote to white male land owners
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Stan O'Neal, former boss of Merrill Lynch, has BBC page about his resignation in 2007 removed from Google under right to be forgotten ruling. Stan O'Neal about to learn how the internet works. Stan O'Neal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] Open Carry Texas convinces another major business to ban guns
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] Father of the year leaves loaded gun with his 11 year old daughter so she can protect herself while he goes out to get "In God I Trust" tattooed on his head
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] IRS: "kidnapped by Somali pirates? That's no excuse for a late tax return; WHERE'S MY MONEY?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
[Main] 'OMG, I just f***ed my boss' State lawmaker reads girl's crude text on live TV
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
[Main] You can rest easier at night knowing the The New York Police Department is cracking down on one of the worst crimes in New York. Yep, pole-dancing on the subway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Highlights from the "Men's rights conference" in Detroit: One speaker postulated that women are responsible for all domestic violence because, having all the power in relationships, they could simply choose not to marry violent men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] On tonight's episode of Man vs Food, Adam Richman eats his own words
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Man changes his name to Han Solo, now can't get a passport... or a date
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