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Fri February 03, 2012
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[Main]
Worker falls into nuclear reactor pool trying to recover flashlight. Worst. Origin. Story. Ever.
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latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(85)
(Some Guy)
[Sports]
Because he hasn't said anything stupid for almost 24 hours, Jim Irsay would like to remind everyone that he remains close with...Parson? Patton? Peyote? What was that kid's name again?
(
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
)
(23)
(LA Weekly)
[Main]
There's dick, there's douchebag, and now there's "dart player"
(
laweekly.com
)
(260)
(Some Guy)
[Politics]
"Cry me a freaking river," says Komen's new CEO about totally coincidental new policy to defund groups beginning with 'P' and rhyming with "bland parenthood"
(
jezebel.com
)
(145)
[Entertainment]
Black Sabbath drummer threatens to pull out of band's reunion unless they offer him respect, dignity, and a "signable contract". Guess he's never seen Spinal Tap
(
bbc.co.uk
)
(27)
(times-tribune)
[Main]
Cain not able to explain why he attacked his brother
(
thetimes-tribune.com
)
(32)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Sure, we've all sped when we were running late for work. It's just that most of us didn't have weed and meth on us, nor did we decide to start a fight with the cops who stopped us
(
dailycommercial.com
)
(10)
[Main]
My Father always told me, "If you're doing something that will make you wanted by the police, remember not to ask the police if you're wanted"
(
chicagotribune.com
)
(13)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Susan Komen Foundation introduces pink handguns to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Really
(
wisconsingazette.com
)
(294)
[Sports]
Phil Mickelson is suing to find out the real names of people that posted nasty comments about him and his wife on the internet. Personally I heard it was Mike Hawk and Harry Sack
(
utsandiego.com
)
(47)
Thu February 02, 2012
[Main]
Everyone in town wins. Except you, you get nothing
(
wgal.com
)
(47)
[Entertainment]
"Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it"
(
starpulse.com
)
(101)
[Main]
So what did Facebook's $5 billion IPO teach us? Well, for one thing, it taught us that Facebook users are a drooling pack of monkey idiots. "Screw this, I'm making Jeffbook...it's time to get paid"
(
cnn.com
)
(175)
[Politics]
Sen. Mike Lee thinks President Obama using his constitutional power to make recess appointments is exactly like the Japanese attacking Pearl Harbor and killing 2400 Americans
(
thinkprogress.org
)
(97)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Not News: Man arrested after attempting to move the vehicle blocking his car. News: It was an ambulance. Fark: Paramedics were loading it with a patient at the time
(
y100.com
)
(76)
[Politics]
N.J. Democratic lawmakers: "Shame on Chris Christie for abusing the Port Authority for patronage. (Psst, hey Port Authority, how about some patronage?)"
(
nj.com
)
(13)
(Some Guy)
[Politics]
The Republican rhetoric about the president is going to cause his assassination, according to Punxsatawnee Jackson
(
wiod.com
)
(85)
[Main]
Woman criticises your website for stating that 85 per cent of rapes go unreported is 'good odds'. Should you C)Take to Twitter to ask if she is a lesbian?
(
thisisplymouth.co.uk
)
(198)
[Main]
Employees taking stacks of cash from a bank vault for an auditor to count, forget to remove the ones with the exploding dye packs
(
denver.cbslocal.com
)
(52)
[Main]
Woman caught after high speed chase through Seattle in stolen cherry picker tells cops it was always on her bucket list
(
seattlepi.com
)
(11)
(brobible.com)
[Main]
Larry, Curly, and Moe busted for running $1 million LSD ring at Drexel University
(
brobible.com
)
(81)
[Main]
Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill: "If you double a teacher's pay scale, you'll attract people who aren't called to teach"
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(440)
Wed February 01, 2012
[Politics]
You're Newt Gingrich's superPAC director. Do you c) respond to criticism of dog-whistling by blaming MSNBC, saying that black people have no role models, and that Democrats abort black babies?
(
salon.com
)
(125)
[Main]
The FBI likes to intimidate suspects by using a chainsaw to go through apartment doors, a technique that's especially intimidating when they saw through the wrong door
(
thedailybeast.com
)
(207)
[Politics]
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-epublican hero) introduces a "common-sense bill" to combat birth control
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(239)
[Entertainment]
Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever
(
thesuperficial.com
)
(31)
[Politics]
Mitt Romney follows up his decisive Florida primary win with another shot to the foot: I'm not concerned about the very poor...that's what the Democratic party is for
(
livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com
)
(291)
[Main]
Claiming you fought in Vietnam War to the press while serving in Afghan War is double daft
(
stripes.com
)
(45)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Man crashes the boards at hockey rink. While drunk. While driving the Zamboni. Surprisingly, this story does not take place in Canada
(
duluthnewstribune.com
)
(22)
[Entertainment]
After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk
(
eonline.com
)
(59)
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