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Thu April 11, 2013
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[Business]
California bill would extend closing time at bars to 4 AM, as the state targets the largely untapped market of Irish tourists
source:
latimesblogs.latimes.com
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[Geek]
Because Firefly fans need more reasons to be mad at 20th Century Fox, Corporate has shut down online stores selling hand-knitted hats
source:
buzzfeed.com
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(30)
[Main]
North Carolina: "We must lift the ban on religion in public places" Constituent: "So then would you support Islamic prayers being said before meetings?". Legislator: "Of course not, that would be terrorism"
source:
huffingtonpost.com
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(357)
Wed April 10, 2013
[Politics]
IRS decides, despite court rulings to the contrary, that there is no expectation of privacy in email and they can read yours whenever they want, citizen
source:
news.cnet.com
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(92)
[Main]
Jobless mother-of-ten needs more help from the NHS to have another baby because her benefits are too low
source:
dailymail.co.uk
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(125)
[Main]
I'll go to jail on Tuesday for $100,000 worth of hamburgers stolen today (link replaced)
source:
mycentraljersey.com
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(24)
[Sports]
Papa John went full frat guy while cheering on Louisville during the NCAA championship. Yes, there is photographic evidence
source:
withleather.uproxx.com
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(74)
[Politics]
"Obama to limit size of retirement accounts" - This, people, is quality trolling
source:
video.foxbusiness.com
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(140)
[Entertainment]
Seth Rogan wants to raise $40 million on Kickstarter to make a Pineapple Express sequel...who does he think he is, Veronica Mars?
source:
eonline.com
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(53)
Tue April 09, 2013
[Sports]
University wants to tear down academic buildings to make room for Quidditch field
source:
ktvb.com
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(49)
[Politics]
Hothead who swore to "start killing people" gets to have his guns back since he was angry when he said it
source:
usnews.nbcnews.com
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(300)
[Main]
"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s"
source:
metro.co.uk
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(97)
[Politics]
Columnist goes on news program and claims slave plantations were run by liberal Democrats. Which network would that be: a) Fox News, b) Fox News, or c) Fox News?
source:
rawstory.com
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(141)
[Sports]
Worst strike three call in the history of baseball ruins Rangers-Rays game, but we can't automate balls and strikes even though we have the technology because robots are strong and they eat old people's medicine for fuel (with vid)
source:
fangraphs.com
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(143)
[Business]
Bank of America says it's sorry. Now believe our sappy message and give us another chance so our stocks will go up - because that is what really matters
source:
fool.com
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(15)
[Sports]
Out of all things that would stop a soccer match, it had to be a pear
source:
msn.foxsports.com
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(30)
Mon April 08, 2013
[Geek]
Paleontologists are ticked off that dinosaurs in upcoming Jurassic Park 4 won't have feathers
source:
itworld.com
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(77)
[Entertainment]
Hottie Jamie Pressley and even-Hotter-y Estella Warrant get in cat fight. Police called in. Personal assistants, stolen purses, drugs, this story has it all
source:
huffingtonpost.com
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(106)
[Main]
Scanning your ass on the company copier is about to get a lot more expensive if these patent trolls get their way
source:
arstechnica.com
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(93)
Sun April 07, 2013
[Main]
Hikers call 911 for a rescue team after encountering a small stream and being afraid of getting their electronics wet
source:
wrcbtv.com
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(147)
[Main]
Proving they are one step away from the Westboro Baptist Church, anonymous celebrates Holocaust Memorial Day by hacking Israeli websites and replacing them with pro-terrorist and anti-semitic propaganda
source:
dailymail.co.uk
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(371)
[Video]
Protip: if you're a bunch of cops trying to cover up the use of excessive force, don't just confiscate the phone of the guy filming you, also confiscate the phone of the guy filming him
source:
youtube.com
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(252)
Sat April 06, 2013
[Politics]
Guess who wants white people to wear special wristbands, to remind everyone how privileged they are: (a) the Ku Klux Klan, (b) the American Nazi Party, (c) the Wisconsin public school system
source:
washingtonpost.com
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(469)
Fri April 05, 2013
[Main]
Maryland town begins taxing rainwater. Residents wonder what precipitated the decision
source:
dailyfinance.com
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(243)
[Sports]
Auburn caught hiding the fact that they were trying to create the Kwisatz Haderach
source:
espn.go.com
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(57)
Thu April 04, 2013
[Main]
If you've cut millions in benefits and services to the disabled because you claim the system is "broken" and abused by "scroungers", you probably shouldn't let your chauffeur park your £50,000 land rover in a disabled parking space
source:
mirror.co.uk
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(58)
[Politics]
On the GOP's substitute WH tour: ...and if you look to your right, you'll see thousands of Medicare patients who were denied cancer treatments due to the sequester
source:
washingtonpost.com
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(250)
(Some nongaming Guy)
[Geek]
Playstation 4 price revealed to be a conservative $799
source:
mevio.com
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(108)
[Business]
Apple uses huge cash reserve to buy back stock and issue special dividend to repay investors suffering from 38% drop in share price over last 6 months. Just kidding, they're building a space-ship shaped "corporate Shangri-La" HQ instead
source:
businessweek.com
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(54)
[Main]
Scooter companies may be swindling the nation's seniors. Those rascals
source:
mnn.com
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(79)
[Politics]
Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin praise Rutgers for firing coach Rice for his tirades. Just kidding, they compare it to being whipped with a belt and say the whistleblower should be investigated
source:
dailykos.com
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[Main]
Remember the school shooting in 2010 at Hastings Middle School in Minnesota that left six students dead? Me either. But if you do, the National Rifle Association would REALLY like you to corroborate the story they apparently pulled out of their ass
source:
motherjones.com
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(390)
[Politics]
Lawmakers amending CISPA behind closed doors because [REDACTED]
source:
thehill.com
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(19)
[Politics]
NRA press conference features 20 conspicuously armed security guards harassing and intimidating journalists, because freedom
source:
washingtonpost.com
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(403)
(Some Guy)
[Politics]
If you disagree with Rush Limbaugh you are bad and you should feel bad. Or something
source:
rushlimbaugh.com
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