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Sun March 24, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] When the Democrats send their candidates, they're not sending their best. They send Franken saboteurs, tone-deaf DINOs, and I'm sure some of them are good people
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Sat March 23, 2019
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
[Main] 1. Verizon worker hears citizen's pleas. 2. Rescues cat from utility pole. 3. Wins company triple-play award - three-week suspension
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Politics] Brexiteers happy to risk other people's lives to stop protestors getting to London march
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Geek] Google is the new Chick-Fil-A, after supporting a gay conversion app that has already been banned from the App Stores of Microsoft, Amazon and Apple
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Fri March 22, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] How did New York City residents get their reputation for being heartless bastards? Oh yeah, this is why (graphic video)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Rich people are upset that someone richer is showing how super rich he is while they remain merely rich
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rep. Steve King (R-epulsive) finds a way to be a even bigger piece of shiat, criticizing victims of Katrina: "We go to a place like New Orleans, and everybody's looking around saying, "Who's going to help me? Who's going to help me?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump throws his National Security advisers under the bus again
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] J.Lo hires a designer for her new mansion, takes it upon herself to change employee's name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rudy Giuliani claims to have found game-changing information discrediting the Steele dossier. How game-changing? Wikipedia game-changing
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
[Main] "What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] New service allows you to see movies for free, as long as you attend a "pre-show" where you watch ads and have facial identification software ensure that you're actually watching them
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] University of Spoiled Children indeed
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
[Business] Subby remembers when the UAW was the "clean" union. Now the execs pay themselves from the fund set up to send flowers to members' funerals--and extorted staffers to pay into the fund, or go back to shooting rivets on the line
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Main] If an ad makes you say to yourself "I want that in my mouth," then of course it's going to upset a Million Christian Moms
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Facebook says AI failed to automatically detect the New Zealand mosque shooting video and laments lack of profitability necessary to implement robust content moderation by humans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sycophant's sycophant to interview the object of her sycophancy. Sycophanception incoming
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Hello 911? A woman was filming me when I didn't pick up my dog's poop, so I hit her and stole her phone and brought it home with me. How soon can you get here?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
[Politics] Investigative reporter Dave Sirota, whose hit pieces on potential Dem 2020 candidates have gotten a couple of FarkPol greens, turns out to have been a Bernie Bro the entire time and is now officially on the payroll. Fark: 20,000 tweets suddenly gone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] You'd think a safety feature that would keep a plane in the air would be standard but Boeing kept that as a dealer add-on
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
[Business] Chick-Fil-A still not a big fans of the gays
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump invites Kraft to White House for feel-good photo op, as if Kraft hasn't had enough of them of late
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Priest accused of meth possession. The 14-second homily was the first hint something might be amiss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] You thought you had a pension? HA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Apparently the Golden Globes and the Emmys have VASTLY different ideas about what constitutes "good television"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Sports] No soccer experience, but she got on an elite college soccer team
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Business] No
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ari Fleischer wants to remind you that blaming the CIA for the president's mendacity wasn't Trump's idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Thirty-seven percent of Republicans find it acceptable for Trump to pardon people who have committed crimes that have worked on his campaign. Let that sink in for a moment
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Beto's a loser. I mean, he hasn't DONE anything. Which is why I can't stop talking about this guy I'm totally not afraid of. That loser
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Main] Tourist: I think I'll take a picture of this tourist trap. Tourist Trap: WE HAVE LICENSE TO USE ALL YOUR PICTURES NOW! Rest Of The World: That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Main] Remember the ref who made the black wrestler cut his dreads? He's suing for emotional distress because of course he is
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
[Main] If you hit a bicyclist and sped off without the front end of your Camaro, Indianapolis police would really like to talk to you
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(Maine Beacon)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sorry ladies. Access to menstrual products would make Maine's prisons too much like country clubs
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
[Main] So that's who's been writing all the vaccine exemptions in San Diego
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Mon March 18, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] This link brought to you by the letters 'F' and 'U'
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(Time)
 
 
 
[Politics] Video footage of the New Zealand shooter is too awful to show, so of course Turkey President Erdogan is using footage as a campaign prop
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] The U.S. State Department is holding a special conference call but has barred reporters who regularly cover the State Dept. from the call and instead is allowing only "faith-based media" reporters
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] How hands-off was Gabe Kapler in the Phillies clubhouse last season? It fell to Carlos Santana to smash the tv where players had been playing video games during actual MLB games
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] He's awake... and thinks he runs a car company instead of the country
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Steve King (Repulsive) posts wet dream pic on his Facebook of the states in civil war with the caption: folks keep talking about a civil war, one side has about 8 trillion bullets while the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, GOP orders a side of racism with their corned beef
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Sat March 16, 2019
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
[Main] Twenty-three felony Facebook bullying charges land woman in internet jail, which apparently is in Alabama
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Houston Astros manager AJ Hinch gets tossed after a half inning in a Spring Training game. You get no prizes for guessing the ump who Hinch later said was "known for overreaction"
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Fri March 15, 2019
(FIFA)
 
 
 
[Sports] FIFA to consider expanding 2022 World Cup in Qatar to 48 teams. Subby doesn't even have a joke here
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(Fark)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Subby's irked because Amazon sellers keep doing the "a shipping label has been prepared" thing and then never actually sending out the ordered item (and only grudgingly refunds the money). Is he just lucky, or is this a scam everyone's experiencing?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rush Limbaugh reaches the third stage of Wingnut Grief after New Zealand mass shooting: Claiming the shooter was a secret lib
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Beto lied when he said he wasn't running in 2020 so now Trump's lies don't matter because Democrats, everyone of them, and the MSM are the real liars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Fisherman trims a little tail and lands a felony fraud charge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump has gone full Breitbart, you never go full Breitbart
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