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Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		[Politics] Successful entrepreneur is a "loser" according to sucessful...whatever it is that Sarah Palin is successful at source: money.msn.com \| share:	(183)
		[Politics] Republicans finally find a family of illegal immigrants they love and want to protect from deportation source: salon.com \| share:	(92)
		[Sports] Imma let you finish, but the Immaculate Reception was the best play of all time. OF ALL TIME source: philly.com \| share:	(146)

		[Main] You'll get over it source: theonion.com \| share:	(146)
		[Main] Where exactly was Drew this morning? source: lex18.com \| share:	(53)
		[Main] Typical Drink: Obscure micro-brews, including one that they brew right on the premises that smells like a diseased elephant sh**ting out a dead cat source: guyism.com \| share:	(44)
		[Main] You had ONE job source: bubblews.com \| share:	(51)
		[Sports] Lions taking a look at Te'o. How long can they string him along, making him believe they're an actual NFL football team? source: freep.com \| share:	(38)

		[Main] Mother challenges 9-year-old son to write an apology for pinching his brother in the family jewels, son knocks the ball out of the park source: au.news.yahoo.com \| share:	(58)
		[Politics] After the right-wing loses its collective shiat and bombards an MSNBC host with hate mail because said that "children belong to whole communities", she responds by tweeting a bible verse about loving one's enemies. This troll goes to 11 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(436)
		[Video] If you are a grown man and thinking of selling your 40 year old doll on Craigslist please be ready for anything. Not safe for work language source: youtube.com \| share:	(10)
		[Entertainment] James Woods didn't get his Family Guy joke because... oh a piece of candy source: tmz.com \| share:	(27)
		[Geek] Now you can post your "drinking vodka" Facebook update with fewer keystrokes source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(3)
		[Video] How animals eat their food. Apparently there is much more to head butting than previously thought source: youtube.com \| share:	(13)
		[Geek] "Regret the error, we do" source: hypervocal.com \| share:	(6)
		[Entertainment] Sofia Vergara has dethroned Pregnant Kim Kardashian as the bustiest celeb in Hollywood source: popoholic.com \| share:	(80)
		[Entertainment] The wait is finally over. "Birdemic 2: The Resurrection" will be premiering at this years Tromadance Film Festival source: vilereviews.com \| share:	(17)
		[Video] "This is the End" redband trailer. This movie cannot fail to be awesome. The only thing better might be "Pineapple Express 2.0" (Not safe for work) source: youtube.com \| share:	(20)
		[Main] How does Arnold Palmer order an Arnold Palmer? source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(62)

Tue April 09, 2013

	[Main] Giant penis causes closure of world-famous Nurburgring racing track source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(82)
	[Geek] Following news that Google is bringing its fiber service to Austin, a rep for AT&T says they'll offer fiber in the city too.... they just don't know exactly where, or how much it will cost, or when. But it will be just as good. Please don't leave us source: electronista.com \| share:	(68)
	[Main] Have a question for a lesbian? Don't ask any of these ten stupid ones. Try thinking outside the box source: newstatesman.com \| share:	(348)
	[Main] Miriam, 49, who sprouted full beard after son's birth says she is looking for love and has never felt sexier source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(118)
	[Main] Tired of this rampant proliferation of beer snobs? No worries, the arsenic that comes from all those fancy filtering processes they love so much will probably kill them soon source: npr.org \| share:	(114)
	[Geek] Game Of Thrones actors doing normal stuff is weird source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(186)
	[Geek] Val Kilmer dons the Bat-cowl again. Things do not go well source: io9.com \| share:	(92)
	[Main] "Ashley is passed out naked on the bathroom floor" is a A) Lyric from a new ZZ Top song. C) An example of a hilarious note left for roommates source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(84)
	[Main] Officer: Have you shot any of the meth that you made? Idiot: No way I don't want to kill myself source: news-leader.com \| share:	(26)
	[Video] The next big thing: hallway swimming source: gaterrocks.com \| share:	(22)
	[Politics] Santorum: "The GOP will NEVER embrace gays." Well, they haven't embraced what your name means yet, so I doubt you have to fear this source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(79)
	[Geek] Woman's Game-of-Thrones-themed Craigslist add is hilariously sad. Or is that sadly hilarious? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	(51)
	[Main] The bad habits that are actually good for you. Good news Cheetos in bed eaters source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(40)
	[Politics] Margaret Thatcher wanted to teach Sarah Palin to speak "proper English". Some things were impossible even for the Iron Lady source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(62)
	[Video] The old "human chair prank" once again leaves victims with a deep seated fear source: youtube.com \| share:	(18)
(Some Woody Guy)	[Entertainment] "Imus referred to a 3rd-century religious text known as the 'Gospel of Judas Iscariot' and claimed it provided evidence that Jesus was a homosexual" source: theglobaldispatch.com \| share:	(33)
	[Video] VW Touareg vs. Chevy Duramax truck in tug of war. Place your bets source: liveleak.com \| share:	(70)
	[Entertainment] Selena Gomez's new single and promo photo is sultry source: popoholic.com \| share:	(81)

Mon April 08, 2013

	[Geek] Native American hairstyles from the 1900s (gallery) source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(65)
	[Main] "Hey baby, I'll show you why they call is the cockpit," says another drunk 20-something facing federal charges for thinking he's cooler than he is when hitting on a flight attendant source: denverpost.com \| share:	(93)
	[Politics] FW: FW: FW: fw: Fw: fw: fw: FW: source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(60)
	[Video] Epic Rap Battles of History - Mozart vs Skrillex source: youtube.com \| share:	(44)
	[Main] Apparently concerned that he wasn't looking enough like a James Bond/Bruce Lee movie villian, Kim Jong Un views military exercises by the North Korean Army's elite ninja squadrons source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(70)
	[Main] C is for criminal and that is what he is. Cookie Monster jailed for fighting with a toddler in Times Square source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(12)
(Some Guy)	[Main] Who would have thought that a simple tool shed would be so interesting? source: bcsportbikes.com \| share:	(111)

Sun April 07, 2013

		[Main] Outside of a dog, $500 is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you have to follow him around and pick what's left of the money out of his poop, piece it back together, then gross out various bank tellers while trying to get fresh bills source: helenair.com \| share:	(66)
		[Video] The reason we have the internet: #6 - A dog in a suit, eating peanut butter source: youtube.com \| share:	(24)
		[Video] If you're going to fall asleep at school, band class is probably the worst possible place to do it source: youtube.com \| share:	(21)
		[Sports] It's the off season, less than a month before the draft and no team seems interested in Tim Tebow. Let's check in with ESPN to see if they'll be able to find a way to discuss Tim Tebow? Maybe throw together a Tim Tebow Top Ten? source: espn.go.com \| share:	(76)

Sat April 06, 2013

(Some Guy)	[Video] Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert were pros, but were as human as the rest of us. Here is a video of great outtakes: source: thatericalper.com \| share:	(34)
	[Entertainment] Dear Abby; When my husband and I go out to eat at Mexican restaurants I like to throw in a few arribas. Is that offensive? Abby; No source: uexpress.com \| share:	(121)
	[Politics] "Millions of MoveOn members did not work night and day to put President Obama into office so that he could propose policies that would hurt some of our most vulnerable people" If you enjoy the GOP civil war then you will enjoy the Dems civil war, too source: cnn.com \| share:	(228)
	[Video] From MST3K season 6, it's Girls Town, featuring Mamie Van Dorn as a wild child joining a nunnery and Mel Torme as a villain. Mike, Servo, and Crow deliver a top ten episode. "She's got a Mother Superiority complex" source: youtube.com \| share:	(7)
	[Video] When a comedian is in the middle of a set says that his parents are from Texas, the dumbest thing you can do is yell "WHERE?" (Some not safe for work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(44)
	[Sports] Crikey source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(35)

Fri April 05, 2013

	[Politics] With 2 more Democrat Senators coming out in favor of gay marriage, we're down to a Final Four who haven't come out in favor: Mark Pryor (D-AR), Joe Manchin (D-WV), Tim Johnson (D-SD), and Mary Landrieu (D-LA). Who will be the last to fall? source: dish.andrewsullivan.com \| share:	(99)
	[Geek] Boy builds DNA testing machine in effort to discover why his brother has no soul source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(32)
	[Main] A photo captures the awe inspiring terror induced by the rare Tigerador. Be afraid, be VERY afraid source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(69)
	[Main] Brooklyn judge slaps Birther with $177,000 fine for being an idiot source: dailykos.com \| share:	(136)
(Some Scientist Guy)	[Geek] Awkward "Stand back, I'm making SCIENCE" stock photography source: jacksofscience.com \| share:	(49)
	[Politics] At a San Francisco fundraiser, Obama praises California's AG Kamala Harris' toughness and smarts, and also notes she's "the best-looking attorney general in the US". Aides are preparing the pull-out couch in the Oval Office for his return source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(141)
	[Geek] Not news: Copyright holders sending DMCA takedown requests to Google. FARK: For the postings of their own takedown requests source: torrentfreak.com \| share:	(27)
	[Main] Drunk, naked and peeing on the front door of the police station is no way to get a room for the night, son. Oh wait, yes it is source: globalnews.ca \| share:	(14)
	[Main] The folks at national pretzel sellers Auntie Anne's want their customers to know that an incident last week involving an employee who flung nacho cheese at some customers was not part of the chain's 'pretzel perfect' experience source: detroitnews.com \| share:	(41)
	[Main] School inadvertently teaches kids how capitalism works in the real world. Now everyone is pissed off about it source: rawstory.com \| share:	(813)

Thu April 04, 2013

		[Entertainment] Roger Ebert's scathing reviews of movies everyone else seemed to love source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(190)
		[Business] "Apple's core business is selling end users flash memory at steep markups": so that's a "buy" rating for AAPL source: tech.fortune.cnn.com \| share:	(60)
		[Entertainment] 'The Walking Dead' is so big in the ratings AMC doesn't even know what networks 'The Voice' and 'Modern Family' are on source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(91)
		[Sports] Just like their season, the Lakers mess up Shaq's jersey source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(19)
		[Main] You can tell Spring has arrived in Indiana because the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and the locals keep getting arrested for wearing little to no-clothing. "So what if they saw my (breasts)?" source: indystar.com \| share:	(65)
		[Main] Stop me if you've heard this one before: A stolen goat walks into a bar in Butte source: billingsgazette.com \| share:	(34)
		[Geek] The most beautiful libraries ever built...in Minecraft. Yep source: bookriot.com \| share:	(36)
		[Video] Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Real Housewives of Atlanta, righteously poops all over them source: youtube.com \| share:	(18)
		[Entertainment] The most in depth review of Jurassic Park 3D you'll find source: flixist.com \| share:	(59)
		[Main] It's easy to remember 'principle' vs. 'principal' - the principal of your school is your pal. Especially if she has sex with you and two of your friends source: latimes.com \| share:	(67)
		[Main] Forget drink or drugs. This dude was banned for driving "under the influence of drum and bass" source: thisisbristol.co.uk \| share:	(44)
		[Politics] Thanks to Stephen Colbert, here is an image you will never be able to unsee: The Supremes are all wearing matching bridesmaid dresses source: alternet.org \| share:	(35)
		[Main] One naked man, some floating logs, a river full of crocodiles and a bet, what could possibly go wrong? (Image might be Not Safe For Work if you work in a really uptight office) source: ntnews.com.au \| share:	(18)
		[Entertainment] Thirty-three things for The Walking Dead haters to biatch about (bonus: all on one page) source: thechive.com \| share:	(181)
		[Main] Business offers window washing, pressure washing and gutter cleaning by men dressed in kilts. Things are definitely looking up source: upi.com \| share:	(60)

Wed April 03, 2013

		[Video] Huey Lewis puts on a raincoat and critiques Christian Bale's performance in American Psycho. With bonus Weird Al source: funnyordie.com \| share:	(37)
		[Main] If you buy a regular-sized gray dress at Target, it's called "heather gray." If you buy the plus-sized version, it's called "manatee gray." Hmmm source: forbes.com \| share:	(102)
		[Main] Spudzooka used to launch potatoes, damage property, make fries source: caldwells.patch.com \| share:	(30)
		[Politics] White House senior adviser upset about news aggregation website's effect on the news source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	(35)
		[Main] Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(510)
		[Entertainment] Why movie reboots fail. Reason number 8 is obvioOHGODTHEBEES GETTHEMOFFME source: io9.com \| share:	(193)
		[Main] Boston Globe reporter goes undercover as taxi driver and wrecks cab. The Boston Herald is there source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(26)
		[Sports] Penguins learn the first rule of the wild: you can't fight a buffalo source: usatoday.com \| share:	(76)
		[Main] Krispy Kreme gives engaged couple a THOUSAND donuts. This will not end well source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(30)
		[Main] If you are approached by a drunk man giving away free cake from the cake boss, while hundreds are lined up to buy them a block away, remember: The Cake Is a lie source: wtae.com \| share:	(33)
		[Sports] Former Mets slugger Mike Piazza picks up his ball and replaces it with a fabulous tutu source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(5)
		[Sports] Good: An opening day MLB April Fool's prank. Even better: On AJ Burnett source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(5)
		[Main] Pat Robertson complains that Americans have gotten too educated to be fooled by God's pranks source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(440)

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