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Wed March 20, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Finally, a presidential candidate that isn't afraid to talk about circumcision in America. There is a yang joke here somewhere
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Sports] Antonio Brown thought when he signed with the Raiders he wouldn't be crossing paths with 'Human Fine Machine' Vontaze Burfict two times a year anymore. He was right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] #BeButter
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(NFL)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you made a Jon Gruden reference in the last Burfict thread, collect your prize: a video montage of him destroying one of his new teammates
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
[Politics] Kirsten Gillibrand attempts to justify her backstabbing ambition and begs for donations on Facebook. The results are predictably satisfying. Like smelling bacon, and then enjoying bacon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Orlando Bloom's LA mansion has an outdoor shower so he can air his, er, Privates of the Caribbean (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Main] NYC police hide behind a fake subway wall to catch a pro-Trump graffiti artist in the act
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] After leading the police on a car chase and getting caught, what do you do? Why, dance furiously of course
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Regardless of whether this was intentional or not, it's still the most hilarious troll of Michael Jackson fans you'll see today
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(Patch)
 
 
 
[Main] The naked blonde and her poodle are OK, but the cure isn't going to work on the two-foot salami again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Baristas need to know, why does this Beto guy love standing on countertops so much?
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Tue March 19, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
[Main] Subby wishes he could see what funny headline he posted, but all the damn Wite-Out on the screen makes it hard to read
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Wapo somehow gets a letter from Donald Trump to George Conway thanking him for being so very awesome on the same day Trump lashes out against him on twitter. What a coincidence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Peter Parker, Captain Janeway, Bruce Wayne, John Cleese, and Jabba The Hutt are all interns in the Trump White House. John Snow is also an intern, but he knows nothing
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
[Geek] Do You Even Crochet, Bro?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's Social Media manager demonstrates the same level of competency as the rest of the Administration by getting his own account blocked by Facebook
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Convicted felon and Twitter troll Dinesh D'Souza gets schooled by AOC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Fox's "9-1-1" having run out of ideas to top itself says fark it and has a tractor-trailer jackknife on the highway and throw a 12-foot-long tiger shark onto the road to eat people
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Geek] Apple finally upgrades iMac line with the latest two year old technology, continues to set trends as "fashionably obsolete"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Who throws soup? Seriously
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rick Wilson insults yogurt
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
[Geek] Japanese geographers unveil new map icon to denote memorial to victims of natural disasters. Japanese immediately mistake it as symbol for e-vehicle charging station, mailbox, metal detector, vending machine, or game company
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[D'awww] "It's like Jurassic Park" but with two dogs and a cat. Also, a more believable plot
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
[Business] And on behalf of the the lollipop guild ... we wish to take you to federal court
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Nunes v. Devin Nunes' Mom" *grabs emergency crate of grapefruit*
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Families all have their differences, like whether or not Daddy's DUI or Aunt Gladys having 7 boyfriends are scandalous. The Flynn family likes to argue about QAnon. Ready the memes
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
[Main] Sterling Heights Michigan is asking for help with naming the "Golden Butthole" surely Farkers can help
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Surely you knew Airplane was a direct parody of a 1957 film called Zero Hour
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] John Oliver responds to Jay Leno's call for more "civility"from late night hosts by recalling Leno's fake "The Slut in the Hat" book about Monica Lewinsky and issuing a fake Seuss book of his own "Oh the Places You can Go Fark Yourself, Jay Leno"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] Brexit is just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] People's coveted 'Sexiest Man Alive' title has been granted to plenty of men over the years, but are they still hot by today's standards? Clearly, we have the credentials to judge
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "Bribing, cheating, and other parental tips" - Why didn't my parents love me as much as Lori Loughlin loves her daughter? Cheapskates
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mojo Snuffaluffagus reduced to auctioning himself off as an escort
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Politics] France's EU minister names her cat Brexit "because he wants to go out, and then when I open the door he stays put, undecided, and then glares at me when I put him out"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Sports] Congratulations to Auburn
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Geek] Next iPhone to be foldable and have a fart sensor? No one knows, but here is some speculation anyway (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Why did the turkeys cross the road?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
[Main] Firefighters rescue dog with head stuck in wheel-rim. Cat still laughing at off-road cone of shame invention
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
[Geek] Journalists use appropriate photo to accompany yet another "killer robot" development article
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Facebook)
 
 
 
[Main] When melting snow and falling rain cause dangerous flooding in Green Bay locals exchange foam rubber cheese hats for inflatable swans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Young Americas hilariously explain why lowering the voting age to 16 is a terrible idea
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Sat March 16, 2019
(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
[Main] I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a dinosaur with a donut in its hands
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
[Main] "Stuff my dog barked at this week"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] Australian teen becomes instant internet hero by egging a federal senator
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(The Week)
 
 
 
[Politics] Libertarians are misreading 2020
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Main] True Facts: The Bolas Spider
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Here are the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates as Vines. Pray this does not multiply [NSFW Language]
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Fri March 15, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Even the FEC hates Ted Cruz, fines his campaign for failing to disclose a $1M loan to his campaign
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] AOC's floor activity
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
[Main] UK MP calls irritating protester a 'w**ker'. When questioned about his use of vulgar language, he say "It's the most popular thing I've ever done". This is the MP that used his parliamentary laptop to look at porn, so he's probably right
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