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Fri February 03, 2012
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[Politics]
Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty table
(
dailykos.com
)
(172)
[Main]
Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face
(
latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(87)
[Sports]
Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"
(
slate.com
)
(20)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent
(
infowars.com
)
(104)
(Some Guy)
[Entertainment]
Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams to star in new SyFy original movie. Surprisingly, it's not a movie about traveling back in time to when people would want to see Greg Brady and Danny Partridge
(
tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com
)
(16)
[Politics]
Some Carson City prostitutes are donating their tips to Ron Paul. Just the tips?
(
bloomberg.com
)
(31)
[Main]
Jack Sparrow injured "in the fight that included Cat Woman, an alien and a second pirate"
(
ktla.com
)
(10)
[Video]
If you're going to do a news story about a massive cockfighting operation busted in San Diego with over 2000 cocks discovered, you may not want to let a woman read the copy
(
youtube.com
)
(22)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season
(
kcra.com
)
(40)
[Main]
This is why you don't let the inmates print the logos for the side of your police cars
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(138)
Thu February 02, 2012
[Politics]
Retired Supreme Court Justice O'Connor on the two leading Republican candidates, "one is a practicing polygamist, and he's not even the Mormon." Please deposit "Oh Snap" images to the right
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(63)
[Sports]
Adrian Peterson will be permitted to change his number, so long as he buys the $1,000,000 worth of existing Reebok jerseys with his current number
(
startribune.com
)
(31)
[Video]
Andy Richter impersonates Newt Gingrich, and then it gets awesome
(
teamcoco.com
)
(27)
(Middletown CT Patch)
[Business]
Truly full-service truck company offers to 'dump bodies'?
(
patch.com
)
(10)
[Entertainment]
Keira Knightley likes sex on her face
(
contactmusic.com
)
(64)
[Entertainment]
After tonight, don't expect Howard Stern to appear on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... ever (w/video)
(
buzzfeed.com
)
(95)
[Politics]
Obama follows through on promise at town hall meeting to help a woman's husband with his resume-but she's still not sure she's gonna vote for him
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(155)
[Politics]
So what happens if two "unelectable" candidates, Obama and Romney, square off in the 2012 presidential election? Oh, dear god, the Mayans were right weren't they?
(
abcnews.go.com
)
(80)
[Main]
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout: "Put down those damn teabags and use me, you lout"
(
mirror.co.uk
)
(76)
[Main]
Seattle library lets man watch internet porn, presumably because it's easier to clean the computer screen than to unstick book pages
(
seattlepi.com
)
(47)
[Main]
Residents complain about too many bare pekas on Peka Peka Beach, Sergeant Bigwood sent to investigate
(
stuff.co.nz
)
(19)
[Politics]
The unofficial video for Bill Maher's "Irritable Bowl Syndrome" (language not safe for work)
(
theatlantic.com
)
(48)
[Video]
13-year-old discovers an LP record for the first time, "this is huge, this is like 10 cd's in one, how many songs does it have on it?"
(
youtube.com
)
(64)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Ladies, your chance to be the 2012 Bacon queen is upon you
(
desmoinesregister.upickem.net
)
(46)
[Entertainment]
Former star of Home Improvement busted on drug possession charges. Nope, not him. Not him, either
(
nydailynews.com
)
(81)
Wed February 01, 2012
[Main]
How to be black
(
npr.org
)
(206)
[Entertainment]
Harry Potter prefers a Hairy Pooter
(
starpulse.com
)
(137)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Large cock attacks Deputy Wood with his pecker. Guess where
(
newsplex.com
)
(61)
[Politics]
Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney
(
politico.com
)
(49)
[Video]
What do an overweight dog, James Brown, a Beetle and the entire clientele of the Mos Eisley cantina have in common?
(
wrcbtv.com
)
(26)
[Sports]
Michigan St. misses extra point, loses to Illinois 42-41 in shootout
(
rivals.yahoo.com
)
(32)
[Main]
*Yoink*
(
latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(35)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
If you don't stop masturbating in front of the bank teller your face might freeze like that when they take your mugshot
(
blogs.riverfronttimes.com
)
(28)
[Main]
Prospective Olympic luger was just underwear company PR stunt
(
thelocal.de
)
(13)
(Defense Tech)
[Main]
Sexiest headline of the week
(
defensetech.org
)
(37)
[Main]
High school English teacher under investigation for showing former female student how to use his Longfellow in porn video
(
theage.com.au
)
(77)
(Jezebel)
[Main]
The 21 Most Lesbianish Cities in America
(
jezebel.com
)
(110)
[Video]
Old man decides his car needs a good cleaning after driving through the farmers market
(
liveleak.com
)
(21)
[Main]
Skyrim: The Andy Richter voiceover reel
(
youtube.com
)
(140)
[Video]
A huge mighty earthquake is gonna hit California and day soon now, so look out
(
liveleak.com
)
(27)
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