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Mon December 19, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
It's official: Idiocracy now a documentary
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(277 votes)
 


Tue December 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(152 votes)
 
2016-12-27 01:07:50 PM  
2016 has taken Alderaan people from us.



Thu January 12, 2017
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Douchebags who take up two parking spots - known as Jeremy Clarkson parking - defend being douchebags: "If people knew about the damage caused to my car by other drivers who can't park and can't drive, I like to think they would understand"
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(218 votes)
 
4 days ago  
A few things.

One, if you're that concerned about small dings and scratches to the car you're driving back and forth to large parking lots, you're probably driving a car that's too nice for you. Maybe you paid more for it than you should have and you spend too much time freaked out about normal wear and tear. Trade it in for something shiattier and you'll likely have a lot less stress in your life.

Second, you can in some ways duplicate the "protective" nature of occupying two parking spots by electing to park at the extreme far end of a parking lot, where nobody parks anyway. Yes, this does require you to walk much further from your car to the store. If this is something you're unwilling to do, what you really need to explore is the possibility that you're simply a lazy farking douchebag who uses concern about your car as a crutch for enabling your generally worthless existence as a meritless asshole.

Third, you should consider strongly the possibility that double parking in prime parking areas actually increases the likelihood of damage to your car, for the same reason that any generally assholish behavior in public increases the chances of your being called out on it. You should also consider the possibility that any fury you feel as a result of finding said damage to your car despite your efforts to protect it is actually a source of vast amusement to everyone around you, in that what you've really revealed yourself to be through your actions is a self-absorbed and yet utterly impotent clown. That's good for hours of laughs, at least. Laughs, incidentally, that are being directed *at* you, not shared with you. It'll be important in your mind as you try to salvage some dignity that you think otherwise, but please understand the true nature of your humiliation.



Tue January 10, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Buzzfeed)
 
NewsFlash
 
BuzzFeed publishes entire 35-page confidential dossier detailing Trump's connections to the Russian government. It includes blackmail, peeing prostitutes, espionage, and the conclusion that Russia has spent years cultivating Trump as an asset
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(151 votes)
 
6 days ago  

Solid State Vittles: I like that someone with the moniker shower_in_my_socks is posting extensively in this thread. Gold, Jerry, GOLD!


If I could change my handle to golden_shower_in_my_socks for the next 24 hours, I would.



Tue January 10, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Buzzfeed)
 
NewsFlash
 
BuzzFeed publishes entire 35-page confidential dossier detailing Trump's connections to the Russian government. It includes blackmail, peeing prostitutes, espionage, and the conclusion that Russia has spent years cultivating Trump as an asset
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(151 votes)
 
6 days ago  

Solid State Vittles: I like that someone with the moniker shower_in_my_socks is posting extensively in this thread. Gold, Jerry, GOLD!


If I could change my handle to golden_shower_in_my_socks for the next 24 hours, I would.



Tue December 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(152 votes)
 
2016-12-27 01:07:50 PM  
2016 has taken Alderaan people from us.



Sun January 01, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Quit picking on Trump, guys
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(159 votes)
 


Fri January 13, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WTF: Trump orders the resignation of the commanding officer of the Washington DC National Guard. Holy Shiat: In the middle of the inauguration ceremony
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(159 votes)
 
3 days ago  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OK, but why?

Is this just a side effect of him wanting errrrrrybody out, or is this a targeted move?

FTFA:

Schwartz told the Post that he was not informed why he must step down abruptly on Inauguration Day.

"I'm a soldier," he said. "I'm a presidential appointee, therefore the president as the power to remove me."

Trump's team has also ordered all politically appointed diplomats to leave their posts by in Inauguration Day, breaking with tradition of allowing some ambassadors to stay on as their children finish out the school year.


It's classic despotism.  Purge and replace as soon as possible.  In Trump's case, literally the minute he is put into power.



Wed December 28, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Debbie Reynolds has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(175 votes)
 
2016-12-28 08:59:15 PM  
I'm an atheist, but I'm almost hoping there's an afterlife because I want to believe all of these wonderful, talented people died for a reason, like there's some new Earth being populated somewhere so we can all get away from Trump, and they're the welcoming committee.



Thu December 29, 2016
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Obama unveils sanctions against Russia for election meddling, including limiting Russian operatives to three U.S. cabinet posts
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(174 votes)
 


Tue December 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Muslim Man sentenced to one year in jail for attacking core tenet of Christianity
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(173 votes)
 
2016-12-27 09:39:07 AM  
For all intensive purposes, "tenant" and "tenet" mean the same thing when used in this contest. Posting snide remarks about what's nothing more than a mute point just makes you look like a pendant.



Tue January 03, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(CNN)
 
 
 
House Republicans so dedicated to draining the swamp they're gutting Congress' independent ethics watchdog
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(168 votes)
 
2017-01-02 09:05:53 PM  
House Speaker Paul Ryan and other top GOP leaders opposed the change to ethics rules, but rank-and-file members disregarded their views and voted to effectively do away with the independent office, according to a senior House GOP leadership source familiar with the closed door discussion.

Bullshiat.  If the Speaker doesn't want a vote on anything, he simply doesn't permit it to be brought up and forces a discharge petition.  I don't see any mention of  a discharge petition being filed.  Ryan just washed his hands in mock piety.



Tue January 10, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Buzzfeed)
 
NewsFlash
 
BuzzFeed publishes entire 35-page confidential dossier detailing Trump's connections to the Russian government. It includes blackmail, peeing prostitutes, espionage, and the conclusion that Russia has spent years cultivating Trump as an asset
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(151 votes)
 
6 days ago  

Solid State Vittles: I like that someone with the moniker shower_in_my_socks is posting extensively in this thread. Gold, Jerry, GOLD!


If I could change my handle to golden_shower_in_my_socks for the next 24 hours, I would.



Sat December 31, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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(160 votes)
 
2016-12-31 09:44:29 AM  
It's always kind of heartbreaking how age differences can break a romance, not only by the missed signals from one generation to the next, but the inherent ageism built into our culture.  It's happened to me, as well.  A few years ago I met a cute girl who giggled at everything I said, one thing led to another, and then the police ran me out of the day care.  I'm not even allowed to be within a thousand feet a school any more.



Sun January 01, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Quit picking on Trump, guys
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(159 votes)
 


Fri January 13, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WTF: Trump orders the resignation of the commanding officer of the Washington DC National Guard. Holy Shiat: In the middle of the inauguration ceremony
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(159 votes)
 
3 days ago  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: OK, but why?

Is this just a side effect of him wanting errrrrrybody out, or is this a targeted move?

FTFA:

Schwartz told the Post that he was not informed why he must step down abruptly on Inauguration Day.

"I'm a soldier," he said. "I'm a presidential appointee, therefore the president as the power to remove me."

Trump's team has also ordered all politically appointed diplomats to leave their posts by in Inauguration Day, breaking with tradition of allowing some ambassadors to stay on as their children finish out the school year.


It's classic despotism.  Purge and replace as soon as possible.  In Trump's case, literally the minute he is put into power.



Fri December 30, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist who often wrote scathing criticisms about gun control and mandatory firearm safety courses lets teenager handle one of his guns. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably can guess what happens next
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(158 votes)
 
2016-12-30 08:03:41 AM  
He died doing what he loved: being completely farking wrong about sensible firearm safety measures.



Tue December 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(152 votes)
 
2016-12-27 01:07:50 PM  
2016 has taken Alderaan people from us.



Sat December 24, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue writer hands Tucker Carlson his partisan hack arse in interview
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(155 votes)
 
2016-12-24 07:43:02 PM  


Jon Stewart: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

Tucker Carlson: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

Jon: You need to go to one.



Sun December 25, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Looks like 2016 is ending with a WHAM!
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(153 votes)
 
2016-12-25 06:10:24 PM  
I guess this was his last Christmas. 😔



Sat January 07, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP realizes too late their attempt to repeal ACA was completely farking stupid
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(153 votes)
 
2017-01-07 01:21:46 PM  
Here's their biggest problem: Americans like the fact that pre-existing conditions can't be used against them, they like that children can stay on their plans until their mid twenties, and they like no lifetime caps. For any/all of these to work, the mandate that forces healthy/young people to buy into the program must remain. In order for that stipulation to stay in place, the subsidies must remain as well.

Republicans have disagreements with a lot of these, but they cannot figure out a way to work around the above problems. They are all a necessity to keep the system alive. The only other reasonable plan is single payer, and the GOP is outright against any kind of "medicare for all" plan because it does not have a private, for-profit motive. Their entire model is unsustainable in its truest form. So they're stuck. It's either Obamacare as it is, a more European plan (socialist, single payer) or going back to the clusterfark it was before...which means throwing millions of people off and (literally) killing them.

The GOP is so unwilling to admit that the for-profit model of healthcare is not only unsustainable but immoral, that they cannot find any way around it - try as they might. They either run into a financial fiasco or a moral fiasco when they try to sustain their privatized model. The rest of the industrialized world, even within the more conservative factions of those other countries, thinks our model is absolutely unfunctional and ridiculous. The rest of the civilized world just cannot grasp why it is we're so stone-aged when it comes to our health care. What the rest of the world has failed to grasp is how much MONEY has influence on our government. Without the for-profit healthcare lobby, America would be with the rest of the world (Europe, Canada, Japan, Korea, India, et al.). To other peoples of other nations, going bankrupt and losing your home because you became ill is not only completely foreign to them, but it completely immoral and wrong. They (rightfully so) cannot imagine a legitimized system in which the richest country in the world routinely ruins its citizens' lives simply because they became ill.

Personally, I am one cancer or heart disease diagnoses from having to move in with my parents (and I have health insurance and a good job).



Tue December 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(152 votes)
 
2016-12-27 01:07:50 PM  
2016 has taken Alderaan people from us.



Tue January 10, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Buzzfeed)
 
NewsFlash
 
BuzzFeed publishes entire 35-page confidential dossier detailing Trump's connections to the Russian government. It includes blackmail, peeing prostitutes, espionage, and the conclusion that Russia has spent years cultivating Trump as an asset
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(151 votes)
 
6 days ago  

Solid State Vittles: I like that someone with the moniker shower_in_my_socks is posting extensively in this thread. Gold, Jerry, GOLD!


If I could change my handle to golden_shower_in_my_socks for the next 24 hours, I would.



Thu January 12, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden receives a Presidential Medal of Freedom to hang off his rear view mirror as he does one last set of doughnuts on the White House lawn
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(150 votes)
 
4 days ago  
Between this, and Obama's farewell speech, I can't help but feel even more acutely aware that we are witnessing, in real time, the last time America will be great for a very long, long time.



Wed January 04, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments Votes
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bartender sees man drop date rape drug into date's glass, so he swaps their drinks
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(149 votes)
 
2017-01-04 01:53:44 PM  
Jokes on them.

He spent the last few years in Australia building up an immunity to date rape drugs.



Sun January 15, 2017
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump breaks promise. This is not a repeat of the last 234,393 times he's done this
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(148 votes)
 
1 day ago  
Maybe electing Trump was a bad idea.



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