The US Climate Change Science Program, set up by Bush, concludes that human activity was responsible for the rapid warming of the 20th century	(27)
		Amazing photo of US military's new cloaking device	(64)
(*BLINK*)		'Anime Eyes' now possible with special contact lenses. Wierd tag steps in just to piss off everyone who thinks they're Spiffy	(83)
		Old and busted: exhaust enhancers to make your ten-year-old Honda sound badass. New hotness: the Lotus "Safe & Sound" system, so your hybrid can make sounds	(64)
		Sandstone arch collapses due to natural forces according to park's Chief of Interpretation. In related news, another career path presents itself for Liberal Arts majors	(54)
		Science close to unveiling invisible man as soon as they can find him	(22)
		Old and busted: Running with scissors. New hotness: Throwing scissors in the operating room, thanks to Medical Rage	(25)
		Study by the Romero Institute of Gerontology finds most senior citizens own neither a cell phone or a computer	(26)
		Mollusk knows when you are about to become ill. Medical labs, worried that it might be the last snail in the coffin for them, have clammed up after calling it a 'shell game' designed to mussel in and steal their hard-earned squid	(34)

		Security expert criticizes Google vulnerability to malicious redirection, Google counters that the observed behavior is a feature, not a flaw. Where have we heard that argument before?	(12)
		Dell reached its goal of being carbon neutral a year earlier than expected	(41)
		Gallery of 101 vintage computer ads	(54)
		For another year, Microsoft leads in patch repor...what? Are you sure? Oh man, the fanboys aren't going to like that	(50)
		This is what an ordinary day in Britain looks like. As seen from space	(28)
(Product news)		That DNS fix? Not so much, actually	(32)
		School robots divide experts over teaching of phonics, search for Sarah Connor after class	(33)
		Newly-discovered monkey species already critically endangered, with 1100 left occupying 7 square miles. Kipungi	(20)
		MIT students prove that subway RFID payment cards are insecure. Government responds with lawsuit to prevent students from telling anybody	(56)
(This... is... NOTTINGHAM!)		Scientists work to genetically engineer animals that taste better. Suck it, PETA	(58)
		I want a new drug. One that don't make me click	(103)
		Save the planet: Eet Mor Kangaroo	(30)
		Popular fertility drug found to make women less fertile	(22)
		Ecstasy helps us deal with drunks, say cops	(101)

		What actually goes on at atheist summer camps	(414)
		Due to climate change, rain is getting heavier, and Leon's getting lllaaarrrger	(29)
		Study promoting physical activity to take place entirely within Second Life	(19)
		Get a load of the lunar lander model that Mythbusters will use to pown moon-hoax loonies	(118)
		EA doesn't rush and release a buggy Dark Knight game along with the movie, confusing the entire industry	(107)
		Scientists working on generating electricity using kites. Bonus: Project lead is named Wubbo	(23)
		Transformers "concept car" revealed as the "Corvette Centennial Concept"	(49)
		Eight new contenders for the 'Biggest Douche in the Universe' title have John Edwards looking nervous	(51)
(SearchSecurity)		Vista's security rendered completely useless. Wait... hasn't it always been?	(62)
		Scientists map 38,000-year-old mitochondrial DNA of a Neanderthal, but I bet the poor bastard still gets stuck with child-support payments	(44)
		Old and busted: Electric cars. New hotness: Electric planes	(33)
		World's roundest object created by a bunch of squares	(33)

		Neanderthal genome analysis reveals interesting fact: Since they lived in the time before alcohol, humans never banged them	(37)
		Phishers are lazy: How it's easy to find their stolen data	(10)
		Anyone who has September 10th as the day the Earth becomes a huge black hole you better try collecting your prize this month before it happens	(102)
		New mouse with built in heart monitor, which will undoubtedly be used to surf for porn, brings the term "beats per minute" to entirely new level	(14)
		MIT researchers discover that we can cut fuel consumption by 50% in 25 years by doing sensible things, like inflating our tires	(85)
		Sprint/Nextel customers might soon be writing their checks to "Google Wireless." Assuming of course Sprint/Nextel customers actually start to pay their bills	(38)
		Top ten things not to type in your Facebook status update. Submitter is: in his bunk with a bowl of Jell-o. Voting enabled, submit other ideas	(462)
		Man with tattoos gets turned away from club, sets up Facebook group in protest. This is news?	(210)
(Some Guy)		Mexican scientists to lure 2,000 sharks to the coast with food to better understand why sharks come to the coast and associate food with humans	(42)
		Scientists create world's thinnest balloon. World's thinnest party hat still in developmental stages	(20)
		Increase in foreclosures causes West Nile virus to become more potent. Whaaaa?	(19)
		What the duct tape wallet wants to be when it gets recycled	(25)
(Some Guy)		Cancer might evolve to become contagious. EVERYBODY PANIC	(152)
		25 year old Dutch schoolteacher finds a weird object in space. It's being called "Hanny's Voorwerp", but it's no voorwerp I've ever seen (I've seen four; two in real life). I think it looks like Trogdor	(45)
(Discovery Channel)		25 of the dirtiest jobs in science. Yes, biology teacher in Kansas is on the list	(44)
		France may levy tax on rich and fatty foods in order to avoid wave of American-style child obesity. GO USA	(34)
(retrothing.com)		A 1978 advertisement for General Electric's widescreen television and Enola Gay-sized VHS recorder. Although the unit is turned off, you can still see the shadows of several dozen orphans pressed hammering against the inside of the screen	(37)
		Understanding the tenth dimension. Doc Emmett Brown, Kurt Vonnegut wanted for questioning	(77)
		Massive explosion of one of Jupiter's largest moons will lead to nuclear winters on Earth	(43)
		Dim economy drives women to donate eggs for profit. No penis	(19)
		Newly discovered flaw in the Internet's core infrastructure permits hackers to force people to visit Web sites they didn't want to. Hey, what's up with that tag? I know nothing about it	(28)

(Some Guy)		Google launches free music search in China. Surprisingly, the classic hit, "All Of Your Human Rights Are Being Violated By Your Tyrannical Communist Government" doesn't make the list	(10)
		Stupidest question of the week: "Should videogaming be made an Olympic sport?"	(55)
		"Aw yeah, I'm about to drop some particle physics in da club. The LHC is supa-dupa fly, y'know what I'm sayin?"	(30)
		Mayo Clinic says early indicators of Alzheimer's are more common than previously thought. Also finds that early indicators of Alzheimer's are more common than previously thought	(20)
(Tech Digest)		Old & busted: homemade Batman's tumbler. New hotness: homemade A-team van...and it's for hire	(64)
(Phone News)		The FCC's recent ruling against Comcast may have also won an unintended victory: Wireless carriers may now be prohibited from disabling phone features such as Bluetooth or phone-as-modem	(32)
		This just in: Macs are more expensive than PC's	(214)
		CDC says average ER wait time nearly an hour. Subby wants to know where it is that low	(275)
		Mummy fetuses in King Tut's tomb may be his children, or simply snacks	(74)
(CrunchGear)		Man builds Batman's Tumbler in his garage. With pic	(44)
(Pure Music Group)		From the PT Barnum files: Acoustic system phase correctors for the audiophile in your life	(114)
		If you thought giant viruses that blur the line between life and non-life were cool wait till you check this out: those viruses can get infected... by other viruses. Looks like it is viruses all the way down	(37)
		Amateur astronomer finds Space Ghost. Brak, Thorak, Moltar still missing	(57)
		Britain unveils new map to help battle for Arctic territories	(22)
		Asteroid mining "X" seminar features discussions on mining in space, challenges in losing one's virginity before age 40	(162)
		Have an iPhone? Have $1000? The obvious thing to do is buy an app that does nothing but show a red gem on the screen	(56)
		Cablevision is the latest company to block those awful kiddie-porn infested newsgroups such as alt.religion.christianity	(56)
(FQXi)		Why will the Large Hadron Collider will be shut down before it even starts running? Backwards time ripples from the future	(117)
		"SCIENCE QUALITY WARNING: The chance that we are following this correctly is roughly equivalent to that of a man with no arms throwing a handful of jelly through a falling doughnut at 50 yards without touching the sides"	(36)
(Mark's Technology News)		Nissan unveils electric vehicle for 2010 which will have twice the power of current models. Clearly, the money hasn't been spent on aesthetics	(48)
		It's called "kiting," and it could be part of the solution to our energy needs	(64)
		Yawning is known to be contagious in humans but now scientists have shown that pet dogs can catch a yawn, too. With video of a yawning human, then a yawning dog. You're yawning right now, aren't you?	(32)
(Some Guy)		Experience the Tail Cam of a A380	(42)
		Colorado's total potential for solar power generation could send 223 people back to the future	(39)
(chronicle.com)		How our modern culture keeps students away from science: "We just don't challenge kids with hard stuff like trig anymore, preferring that they have self-esteem, which qualifies them to have just gotten laid off by Starbucks"	(188)
(Some Dubai)		The Emirates Airbus A380 from the inside. If you have to ask how much a ticket costs, you'll never, ever fly on this plane	(54)

(Some Guy)		First look at Marvel Comics' adaptation of Stephen King's "The Stand." Don't fear the reaper	(148)
		Google employee uses Google Street View to propose	(21)
		Scientists -- the same ones claiming global warming is happening -- claim they've found 700-degree water coming from a vent in the ocean. Yeah, so, uh, why doesn't it boil?	(141)
(Some Researcher)		You can add a 7 day workweek to the list of things that would help you lose weight that you're totally unwilling to do	(26)
(Some Guy)		1 IN 4 SOLDIERS IN WAR ZONES FOUND TO HAVE SUFFERED HEARING LOSS. 'Obvious' TAG SURRENDERS	(19)
		The stuff NASA found on Mars that was a sign of life, then not a sign of life, then a chemical that excludes the possibility of life is actually something else, but they're not sure what	(31)
		Exclusive new details on next Grand Theft Auto game: CHINATOWN WARS	(67)
(RedditAll)		What better way to let CERN know we trust them and their large hadron collider than by sending them a wrecking bar so Gordan Freeman can save us all when it goes kablooey?	(75)
(National Weather Service)		Ever wonder why some clouds aren't white? Maybe an MS Paint graphic from a government agency will clear things up for you (scroll to bottom)	(69)
(Topless Robot)		The Ten Stupidest Things in Dungeons and Dragons. (Only Ten?)	(171)
		Low testosterone makes you fat, says skinny scientist	(38)
(EcoGeek)		IPhone 3G goes solar-powered with new case. Charge of $29.99 for sunlight quickly added to monthly bill	(17)
(Tor Books)		The Fermi Paradox: If aliens do indeed exist, where are they? Science fiction writers may have the answer	(241)
		New pill may make Britons stop binge drinking. The pill is called unlikelyadone and is made by Magical Faery Pharmaceuticals in Imaginationland	(77)
		They warned us this would happen: Korean scientists clone booger	(43)
		Steve Jobs comes thiiiis close to confessing that Microsoft made MobileMe for him	(26)
		Latest dumb fad to hit Los Angeles: "anti-social networking." Involves using services like Slydial to only give the "illusion" that you want to stay in touch with someone. Yes, they even created a service for this	(35)
		Doctors asked to stop screening patients over 75 for prostate cancer, as poking an old man's anus is liable to do more harm than good	(33)
		Mars lander discovers the red planet would kill us if it had the chance	(50)
(Some Malware Detector)		It's not news, it's CNN. No, wait, it's actually malware spam	(13)
		Company unveils world's first multi-touch, 3D hologram system	(38)
		From the "Life Imitates Star Trek" Files: the Air Force wants a holodeck	(38)

		Nissan making an "eco-friendly" gas pedal that pushes back if you drive too fast. It's like reverse cruise control. Cruise control that can cause you rear end the car in front of you	(74)
		GTA pulled from shelves after teen kills taxi driver "to see if it was as easy as in the game"	(331)
		Who knew "Big Brother" could be so eerily beautiful?	(25)
		Could the Phoenix lander have found a big fat pile of steaming crap?	(51)
		Soon to be a show on FOX: Are you smarter than a worm?	(21)
(Some Guy)		Two breast-implant companies report the biggest drop in breast augmentation surgery in recent mammary	(49)
		"Evolution suggests humans should be good at dodging dangerous projectiles but we are actually very bad at it. Our judgment is skewed by experience of slow-paced everyday situations, which cause the brain to react sluggishly"	(69)
		French oysters are being decimated by a herpes virus. Sales of tiny oyster condoms skyrocket	(25)
		Phil, the bad astronomer, blogger and fellow Farker is now president of the James Randi Educational Foundation. Congratulations	(155)
(Some Survivalist)		For those times when you descend from your persistant state of panic: The Global Disease Alert map	(21)
(DailyWTF)		Best traffic enforcement camera photo you'll see all day	(49)
		"Grand Theft Auto" sales halted after murder in Bangkok. Jack Thompson seen translating his BS into Thai	(37)
		CEO of failed search startup Cuil: "The fact that it works at all is a kind of a miracle"	(53)
		Global warming is real, and existed back in 1730	(53)
		"The Earth is, more or less, a disc," he states. "It is around 24,900 miles in diameter." And the BBC is more than happy to give them publicity	(597)
		Apple is planning to release an iPhone nano for Christmas, which will come with a free iPen and iMagnifying-Glass [citation required]	(31)
		Most people have to be drunk to put up with top 40 music	(184)
		AT&T all but confirms iPhone exclusivity extended until 2010	(35)
(News Tribune)		How genome-tracking technology ultimately led anthrax investigators directly to Bruce Ivins	(13)
		Users of tween social networking site Bebo have been given the opportunity to send a message into outer space. ZOMG HAV U RLY GOT A GRN HED	(12)
		San Francisco's world-famous cable cars: 135 years old and still going strong. Enjoy this behind-the-scenes photo gallery of a true 19th century marvel	(32)
		Subjects of British nanny state shocked, SHOCKED, to find that health officials want to put fluoride in the drinking water to halt tooth decay	(183)
		An elephant may never forget, but you might have to forget about elephants surviving past 2020	(143)