Sunday night and the lights are low, so scientists are trying to determine why ABBA songs continue to endure after 35 years. You can dance, you can jive, but there's still no cure for cancer	(6)
		The International Space Station is an orbiting money pit with no real purpose. So let's turn it into something useful: An interplanetary spaceship	(76)
		Scientists discover how to make biofuel out of politicians (video)	(35)
(Some Guy)		Scientists report that lead used for hunting and fishing harms animals	(42)
		Olive Riley, the world's oldest blogger, has made her final entry at age 108. Goodnight, old blogger lady	(33)
		Yahoo tells Microsoft and Carl Icahn to go fark themselves with a pointed stick	(32)
		Microsoft unveils new computer mouse that folds up when not in use	(76)
(Some Guy)		The effects of sound on salt...another cool visual	(32)
		Going against everything every parent knows, scientists find that sugary snacks "help children concentrate." This quality of work might explain why the eggheads are so shrill that global warming is happening	(47)

		Cranky Buzz Aldrin blames "all the shows where they beam people around and things like that" for kids not being interested in real-life space research	(69)
		Watch iPhone customers strike back at KTLA reporter Eric Spillman	(122)
		"The horribleness of commenters isn't really a mystery: Internet anonymity is disinhibiting, and people are basically mean anyway"	(331)
		Soon cameras will be checking out your car's wheels and mailing you a ticket if it doesn't like them. Sadly, we're not talking about spinners here	(125)
		Engadget welcomes Caturday in with a device to automatically turn faucet on for cats to drink from(with vid and pic)	(25)
		IBM to make 10 petaflop computer with 38,900 cores, 620TB of memory and an exabyte of external storage. That's a lot of pr0n	(34)
(Some Guy)		Nick Cage edges out Kevin Smith as top celeb comic book geek	(49)
		Geek fixes 33 year old Unix bug. YAFACC	(41)
(Sky and Telescope)		Great Red Spot to Little Red Spot: OM NOM NOM NOM	(65)
		John Lasseter gives tour of Pixar Animation Studios	(23)
		Ace of Hearts cashes in his chips	(34)

		It's as if the Star Wars kid and the Tron guy had a child, and raised that child to be in their image, and all was right with the world	(100)
(Some Science Guy)		Intermediate flatfish fossil has eye moved only half-way around head. Darwin kinda sees what you did there, sorta sideways-like	(70)
		In a poll for best superhero ever, Batman is losing badly to Buffy the Vampire Slayer	(87)
(Some Guy)		FCC makes a decision in support of Net Neutrality, smacks Comcast upside the head	(26)
(Charles Redheffer)		Lisa, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics	(77)
		Dutch chip maker has ingenious plan to eliminate all the bugs in its products: sue the people who reveal them to the public	(16)
		Five famous sci-fi weapons that they're actually building	(112)
		Monkeys taught to use money re-invent world's oldest profession	(45)
		New solar dyes increase efficiency of solar cells. The sun is there	(32)
(Gridcrasher)		Corvette ZR1 rips Nurburgring a new one (with video)	(96)
		"Chicks dig the iPhone"	(40)
(Steve Jobs)		New iPhone comes with new iCant activate feature	(377)
(Some Guy)		Baby boomer galaxy found. Will soon suck up all civil services, complain that today's generation of galaxies is worthless	(31)
		Shakira videos lead physicists to discover new particle: 'bottomonium'	(40)
		Inventors has designed a system of electric cars that drive themselves. Development of the three seashells soon to follow	(22)
(Some Guy)		The battle between online porn and hard drives continues, as Seagate introduces 1.5 Terafap hard drive	(45)
		Most IT shops snubbing blogs, wikis, RSS	(37)
		List of what you can expect with the iPhone 2.0 Apps. So, when do we get a iFARK App?	(32)
		Hi-tech swimsuit costs $1000, loses its performance after five hours of use	(46)
		Guy sleeps on his mom's couch, is a college drop-out, works part-time at Boston Market-- Of course, he's a professional video gamer	(347)
(Daily Yomiuri)		Yoji Totsuka, award-winning physicist who discovered neutrinos have mass, dead at 66. Good night, elementary particle physics guy	(29)
(Some Guy)		Top 10 reasons to hate the iPhone 3G	(158)

		Supermarket chain blames lengthy website crash on "metal thieves" because it sounds more professional than "beer on the servers"	(13)
		Scientists: Bisexual behavior may have developed to diffuse conflict. "Sorry for nailing your wife dude, let's make out and we'll feel better."	(102)
(Daily Tech)		Hitachi unveils green second-generation terabyte hard drive, for comfortably storing your "collection" while saving the planet	(18)
		Meet the face behind 4Chan	(160)
		Damn, that was fast	(17)
(First Moran)		Guy flies to New Zealand to be one of the first people on the planet to by the new 3G iPhone, then immediately TAKES IT APART	(47)
(TTAC)		Autoweek lists the "Top 5 Fuel-Efficient Cars You Actually Want to Drive", except for the fact you can't actually drive two of them	(39)
		French study finds more discrepancies where electronic voting is used. In other news, there are now Republicans in France	(12)
		You thought "Burgertime" was fierce? Get a load of "Hell's Kitchen: The Video Game"	(59)
(Outpost Gallifrey)		Fans rejoice at news that exiting producer Russel T. Davies will never write another Doctor Who episode after he hands the series over to Steven Moffat. Floating glowy JesusDoctor not amused	(109)
		RIAA and SafeNet caught lying their asses off about "technical expertise" to avoid disclosure. Lawyers start circling in the water	(35)
		Well I'm certainly never going to waste my time pipetting chemical solutions again	(36)
		Do brain games improve cognition or are they just mental masturbation? Hint: this headline is in the form of a question	(60)
		"Hellboy II" is devilishly good: "del Toro stages all of the action brilliantly, whether he's choreographing an onslaught of skittery, spidery face-huggers or tracing the rhythmic, thrusting assault of flying swords"	(100)
(Apple)		Apple's new MobileMe service goes live. And promptly crashes. Windows Fanboy can't contain his glee	(43)
(Roswell Daily Record)		Fake rock where aliens hid keys from 1947 crashed flying saucer found outside Roswell, New Mexico	(89)
		The largest solar plant in the US will be in Florida. Take that Fark	(68)
		Why scuba dive when you've got a working homemade submarine	(11)
		"Open the pod bay doors, Ivan"	(20)
		Laboratory mice, when forced to give up drinking, get rather lachrymose	(7)
		Mobile Internet use has reached "critical mass," will start organizing group rides to block traffic and acting like jerks to motorists	(16)

		Google creates new 3D socializing site called "Lively" in attempt to break Second Life's monopoly on furries	(66)
		Fake Steve Jobs, R.I.P. Good night, satireman	(15)
		Reason No. 7482 our brains are clearly broken: New visual illusion discovered	(101)
		Not news: Water on mars. News: Water on Mercury. Fark: Water on the moon?	(44)
		Tomatoes that aren't busy giving you salmonella could vaccinate you against Alzheimer's disease	(12)
		Psychiatrists have diagnosed the first case of "climate change delusion," and no, it wasn't Al Gore	(52)
		Probably your only chance to see a cow with a methane fart rocket on its back	(114)
		The new culprit behind global warming: Clean air	(46)
		Microsoft working on a concept OS called Midori, so named because you'd have to be drunk to use it	(55)
		U.S. Transportation Department to start using female crash test dummies. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm	(39)
		Thousands of snails pose threat. Everybody walk for your lives	(82)
		A Calgary company is spearheading development of a new aircraft, filled with helium and powered by four rotors, which will be used to move materials to remote areas including the Canadian North. Oh, the moose-manity	(31)
(Carrier lost)		The first iPhone 3G reviews are already in. The phone itself is "nearly perfect", though AT&T's coverage is sti	(109)
		Internet flaw could let hackers take over the Web. EVERYONE PANIC	(44)
		An ancient organism from the pit of a collapsed volcano may hold the key to humanity's future. Or its utter, final and horrifying doom. They're still checking the data, promise to get back to us next week	(46)
		Texas oil brazillionaire wants to convert a whole bunch of hot air and gas into electricity and fuel. What could possibly go wrong? Grab some popcorn	(54)

(Broadband Reports)		If you use ZoneAlarm firewall and like having an internet connection, don't install latest Microsoft update	(62)
		Scientists reveal colors of feathers of birds that lived on earth when it was created as long as 5,000 years ago (pics)	(108)
		Flickr to start allowing users to sell their images to advertising agencies for thousands of dollars. Expect to see poorly focused self portraits with teenage cleavage everywhere in about 6 months	(31)
		Global warming deniers rejoice, here's a glacier that's actually getting bigger. Recycled Southpark jokes at 11	(271)
		Do More Than Just Game on Your Xbox 360	(85)
(Some Guy)		Man arrested for running into burning home to save his computer. Must have been some porn stash	(108)
		Researchers create website that uses Google news and Google maps to unwittingly track media panic outbreaks	(42)
(Some Guy)		122 105 124 122 117 040 103 117 115 120 125 124 105 122 040 115 125 123 105 125 115	(68)
		Jason Burnett, you're the 1000th former Bush administration official to claim that VP Cheney interfered in scientific reports from the EPA. What are you going to now? I'm going to DisneyWorld, then maybe a book deal	(33)
(Some Guy)		GM to build the worlds largest rooftop solar power plant, which will produce 15.1 million kWh annually (video)	(48)
		Google opens up their data exchange language	(12)
		Top 11 geek euphemisms for sex. Yeah, it could happen	(89)
		Apple lets anyone change your password by asking nicely -- it just works	(35)
		It will "shortly" be time to disable automatic XP updates again	(57)
		The Indoor Tanning Association commission study: Indoor tanning "good for you"	(86)
		"I wish I could do one thing that would help me lose weight, then I'd slim down." Turns out people can, but researchers doubt they will	(391)
		NASA picks date of final shuttle explosion: May 31, 2010	(51)
		Florida preparing to add basic DNA extraction to elementary school classroom labs. OH THE NEW MANATEE	(33)
		Thirteen-year-old kid developing car alarm that alerts owners when conditions are bad for pets in the car. It's called the Summer-Detector	(93)
		Obi-Wan has become the RIAA tech chief; claims DRM will "become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"	(40)
		Cats of the world, look out: The infrared-tracking remote-control car is ready to raise some hell	(7)
		The Tao of Ty Webb. Here comes the science	(19)
		Meanwhile, from their secret mountain lair, the RIAA unfolds a dastardly plan for laptop manufacturers	(46)
		Scientists describe how some solids flow like liquids, calling it the Taco Bell effect	(33)
		This just in: Recycling cures cancer	(4)
		Kevin Smith to moderate "Battlestar Glactica" panel at Comic Con. After attending, geeks will feel as if their souls are now prepared for the afterlife	(63)
		Another example of why Japan should have a tag: Hello Kitty Antivirus and Firewall	(33)
(Some Guy)		Women increasingly running risk of contracting STDs while on vacation after incorrectly reasoning "Hey - why should I use a condom? When am I ever going to visit Haiti again?"	(39)

		Some are questioning why a "Beer Pong" video game was rated suitable for children as young as 13	(83)
(WTC 2.0)		Since New York can't come to a consensus on what to build on the WTC site, how about they just upgrade and rebuild the Twin Towers? (pics)	(113)
		Global warming finally refuted. At last. Seriously	(229)
(U.S. News and World Report)		"We Are Running Out of Environment"	(41)
		The next creepy group to prey on teen girls on MySpace: The NYC Health Department?	(5)
(Some Guy)		How to Annoy Geeks: Put a 10x10 pixel grey box in the corner of your email app, and don't tell anyone why it's there	(77)
		"For all we know, sex in space has already taken place" (Armstrong and Aldrin not asking, telling)	(57)
		Microsoft willing to CTRL-ALT-Delete talks with Yahoo instead of telling them to EABSOD	(28)
		Architects rank top 10 best-designed American cities, with particular emphasis on green-ness. Los Angeles beats out San Fran, and Chicago tops NYC	(228)
		Researchers provide Rubik's Cubes to octopuses, attempt to prove... something	(95)
(Cult of Mac)		"Cult of Mac" site claims Mac computers are becoming less interesting, but have many promising things coming up	(64)
		Despite all the recent Ubuntu hype, Linux is just now getting close to one percent market share	(84)
		British UFO sightings at an all-time high this summer. This is what you get when you put "Doctor Who" back on the air	(23)
(Inquisitr)		Spanish RIAA sues and wins blog comment case. Being called thieves offended their honor	(22)
(Crni)		Ford introduces vehicle that they guarantee will not have a mechanical failure	(162)
		Just as plants are migrating to higher elevations, fish are diving deeper to find cooler temperatures. Here comes the science	(20)
		Artificial DNA could power future computers, find Sarah Connor	(20)
		You can all stop eating right and exercising: Fat people genetically "hardwired" that way	(261)
		Functional computers made from beer cases, pizza boxes	(18)
		I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds with plastic-tipped ears suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced	(58)
		Stephen Hawking seeks "Einsteins of Africa." Tells them to live where the food is	(238)
		There used to be a time when Venetian blinds and T-shirts were mutually exclusive. That time is over	(13)
		Scientists, farmers enraged that British government intends to take no action to kill TB-ridden badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers	(15)
		How Prozac sent the science of depression in the wrong direction	(54)
		Toyota Prius with its own solar panels? It's more likely than you think	(65)