The $1,632 copy of Windows Vista	(33)
(Some Guy)		The dirty little secret of inkjet printers	(56)
		After 10 years of planning and billions of dollars spent, Congress axed the Superconducting Super Collider, relegating the United States to the bleacher seats in high-energy physics	(103)
		Those seven minutes of terror, it is time	(720)
(Some Guy)		IBM to offer it's employees "Second Life" avatars for collaboration, teleconferencing, flying around aimlessly looking for cyber-sex	(18)
		Man creates world's largest drawing by shipping a GPS suitcase around the world (with pic)	(37)
		Half of the world's population has a mobile phone, the other 60% are too stupid or poor to own one	(43)
(Some Guy)		Too much beer may prompt pancreatic cancer onset. Farkers unimpressed as their livers and kidneys will cease to function long before the pancreas is even an issue	(8)
(Some Guy)		Microsoft confirms Windows 7 for 2010 (with 17 screenshots)	(143)
		Giant floating windmills to launch next year. Don Quixote said to be in the market for a 40-foot yacht	(15)
		Audio ads can be tuned for an individual's ears only in a crowd of hundreds. Hold on to your wallet and don't listen to the voices	(30)
(WebUrbanist.com)		Gallery of paper constructions that really push the envelope	(7)
		The freaking coolest tornado video EVAR	(46)
		Canadian cancer doctors are offering free diagnostic tests to Jewish women to determine if they have schpilkus in their ganecktizigoink	(21)
		Mr. Awesome (as alluded in 'The King of Kong')	(21)
(LostBrain)		Behold, the electric car of the future, circa 1973	(22)
		Samsung show a laptop so thin it makes the MacBook Air look like your mom	(35)
		Your grandchildren will not know what a banana is. And here's why	(78)

		The voice actors union is about to find out what we already know. Don't screw Niko Bellic out of his dues	(74)
		Scientists create swarms of solar powered locust-like drones that can leap 27 times their body length. Sweet dreams, paranoid android	(13)
		The Mars Lander to set down on Monday, is equipped with a robotic arm to dig for ice, Ray Bradbury novels	(29)
		What would the $6 Million Man cost today?	(40)
(Some Guy)		New Firefox add-on replaces ads with art. No word if pretentious artist's statements will follow	(85)
		Portable helicopters that actually fly	(38)
(RCR News)		Wireless carriers launch intensive project into how to improve customer service. Not mentioned: Providing accurate bills, easy-to-read rate plans, clear terms, accurate coverage maps, reliable service, decent equipment, customer-friendly stores	(49)
		FDA warns of nipple cream that can harm babies. Good, those little bastards are bogarting boobs anyway	(36)
		Finally ridding themselves of that pesky Roy Scheider, the NYPD acquires super sophisticated helicopter	(49)
		On Sunday a body will enter the atmosphere of a planet with an eight-minute free fall of terror. Suck it Mars Phoenix, this French guy's got you beat by a minute	(48)
		WA locksmith cracks 159-year old safe that's foiled everyone, including an expert from MIT	(56)

		Ama.Ze H3r with UR secshual PWRZ. Wrning: m4y k1LL U	(12)
(New Energy Times)		Cold fusion? In my DeLorean? It's more likely than you think	(51)
		Hidden biomass found off coast of Newfoundland potentially 111 million years old. Raptor Jesus unimpressed	(35)
		Astronauts may face bumpy reentry if they have to use ISI's Soyuz escape capsule. Astronauts release statement: "Bumpy is okay. Burny is not"	(27)
		Robot walks like human, has flame for a head, lights up Sarah Conner like a five cent cigar	(5)
(Some Rocket Surgeon)		When conducting pre-delivery tests in a passenger jet, remember to RTFM	(42)
		Scientists build mechanical spiders that can scale walls using static adhesion, search for Tom Selleck	(27)
(Some Skeeve)		Robert Asprin has died. He will be sorely Mythed	(35)
		Awesome: Imminent sex party. Not awesome: For cicadas	(37)
		Scientific understanding of the Grand Unified Theory of Sandwich Making takes another leap forward	(51)
		NASA braces for seven minutes of terror, or as submitter's wife calls it, "Wednesday night"	(46)
		Eat all the seafood you can today, so you can tell your grandchildren what it was like back when we could pull things to eat out of the ocean	(91)
		Any article that starts with "The only thing better than beer is more beer" is full of win	(24)
		Old and busted: Testing althetes for performance enhancing substances. New hotness: Testing chess players	(20)
		Global climate change results in increased hurricane activity... on Jupiter	(186)
		One in 20 patients want to kill their doctor. And that's before they've seen the bill	(140)
		Fears new "brain boosting" drugs will be used by forces of evil to create supervillains, exam-cheats	(54)
		High school females who viewed themselves as attractive had a 35 percent higher risk of receiving hurtful anonymous notes, being socially excluded or having rumours spread about them	(75)

		Accidental discoveries in Science: Antibiotics ... hot springs on Mars ... X-Rays	(21)
		Bell Canada decides that it's a really good time to start really high bandwidth video service while under investigation by regulators for traffic shaping everybody else	(24)
		Coolest DIY full motion racing simulator you will see all day	(36)
		Research finds wine can be beneficial to liver, especially if you ignore the fact that this research hold about as much water as a cork	(10)
		Your Facebook habits may unintentionally reveal secrets about your personality	(30)
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(The Record)		"This is a huge, huge step forward . . . We're using nature to solve a man-made problem." Student finds a microbe that digests plastic bags	(153)
		Gravitationally speaking, the moon is a strange place. A new NASA mission named GRAIL aims to map the moon's quirky gravity field and thus pave the way for future exploration	(18)
		Researcher develops new robot with a more human-like walk than any previous robot. Meh, wake me when they make one that walks like Seven of Nine	(23)
		Bill Gates' dad delivers commencement speech, says to grads' parents: "I never could get my son to finish college. How did you do it?"	(23)
		Is the FAA losing battle of flight delay hell?	(68)
		Canberra has three times as many kangaroos as people, and worse, it's nearly impossible to tell which are which	(13)
		Astronomers discover mysterious x-ray pulses being emitted by giant magnetar, almost as if the universe was sending a secret message via Morse code. So far, they have received "what is six times sev..."	(64)
		If a popular website posts a link to your ridiculous Craigslist ad, it's probably not a good idea to call them up and leave a ranting phone message, as they will post that too	(1234)
		Woman pissed that her favorite MMORPG was shut down for an hour to honor the victims of the Chinese earthquake; posts a video of herself mocking quake surivivors online. Apparently she forgot she lived in China. Jailiarity ensued in a big way	(182)
		CEO of Zappos takes photo of himself giving Bill Gates bunny ears, brags about it on Twitter	(22)
		In a complete waste of taxpayer money a study conducted by scientist has defined premature ejaculation	(218)
		Microsoft tries to corner the giant "video gamers who want to stay fit" market. Get ready to Xbox-ercise	(48)
		Support for ODF over OOXML in SP2 has some saying OOH, others OOF	(21)
		A research firm peers into Apple's product future and finds it...boring. Wireless clock radios and universal AppleSound remotes? If this is the best Steve Jobs can come up with, it's time to start shoveling Apple stock out the door	(53)
		Rock Port, MO Celebrate being 100% Wind Powered	(50)
		Fuel prices force farmer to ditch tractor in favor of mule. "It's the way of the future."	(97)
		Study finds cat ownership may have a protective effect against the development of asthma symptoms in young children	(27)
		Top 7 medical myths that can KILL you. Submitter is not a doctor, but he did surf WebMD for 25 minutes	(64)

(Some Guy)		The sun may be entering a 'dud' of a sunspot cycle. The last time this happened was called the Little Ice Age. Subby plans to wax his skis with SPF 45	(45)
		Making moonshine has gone from a backwoods black art to a high-end hobby practiced by "whiskey geeks" with a taste for top-shelf hooch. Don't try this at home	(32)
(Some Neil Armstrong)		The one, the only, photograph of Earth. Take a look at the picture we've all seen at least once, and some of the ways it has been used (and abused) by companies over the years	(45)
		?sesrevinu rehto ni drawkcab nur emit seoD	(175)
		NASA has confirmed visible explosions on the surface of the moon	(61)
		Or ancestors may have come from outside our solar system, flung up from a distant planet (perhaps Caprica?) billions of years ago and migrated to Earth. No frakkin way	(47)
(Some Bad Astronomer)		Astronomer captures the exact moment of the birth of a supernova -- AKA the death of a star. That's one stellar accomplishment	(28)
		Evidence suggests humans may have been travelling across vast distances by boat at last ice age, long before men could walk on water and part seas	(74)
(TTAC)		Remember when Nissan posted the second fastest production car time at the Nürburgring with the GT-R? Ya, well they might have cheated a little bit	(127)
(Boeing)		U.S. military successfully tests airborne "transformational directed energy weapon." Translation: A big-ass laser on a C-130	(127)
		First dinosaur tracks found in ancient Arabia, right where the Bible says Jesus® rode his brontosaurus	(780)
		AoC takes on WoW, but who wants to play a game about a late-night TV chat show?	(127)
(KPTM)		Is the FCC talking to cell companies about ridiculously high contract cancellation fees?	(48)
		Homemade self-balancing vehicles that actually work	(20)
		It could happen any day, but someone will eventually come up with an invention which will fundamentally change the very way we live. Until then, there's this guy, and his "virtual woman" thing	(26)
		Top 10 Google flubs, flops and failures	(48)
		Microsoft bans gamertags with sexual terms. Mr. Richard Gaywood of the UK is not pleased. Penis	(53)
		Microsoft's new Google-killing ploy: Paying you to use their search engine	(26)
		Face it, you're just not a real Apple fan unless you drop $6,000 on a gold plated iPhone	(77)
		Study finds that Australians "excel in smoking cannabis." Crikey... crikey... crikey... cri..key.. Dude, that word has lost all it's meaning	(30)
		It's never Lupus, but in case it is, there's a new treatment in the works	(18)
(Some Guy)		King of the World James Cameron talks about technology behind his long-awaited directorial follow-up to "Titanic": "'Avatar' is the single most complex piece of filmmaking ever made"	(81)
		Monaco, the second smallest country in the world after the Vatican, has decided to annex the ocean	(56)

		10 inconvenient truths for greenies: The path towards a better environment may well be the exact opposite of what you'd expect	(110)
		Time-lapse history of the portable cell phone, 1985-2007. Submitter probably still has at least 5 of these out in the garage	(48)
		26 tricks to help you tame Google Calendar, make it appear as if you're very important with lots of things to do	(6)
		The 10 most important satellites currently orbiting Earth and what you should know about them	(37)
		LA Times columnist rails on LOLspeak, complaining that is makes her MS Word autocorrect go into overdrive. Back in my day, professional journalists didn't need autocorrect at all, biatch	(49)
		In a move akin to giving them five asses, scientists make genetically modified monkeys that have Huntington's disease	(18)
		New Mexico court throws out Jack Thompson's lawsuit against Take-Two and Sony	(30)
		Greenpeace Hippies claim that all game consoles contain huge amounts of toxic chemicals and that they could totally kick your ass at Rock Band	(16)
		Five vestigial things you've got but don't need. Suck it, intelligent design	(407)
		...and that kids is how the zombie apocalypse started	(91)
		3G iPhone "confirmed" for June 9 launch	(52)
		The latest videogame threat to snowflakes: Meat Shields	(29)
		31,000 scientists would like to have a word with Al Gore	(477)
		New study says that fewer women go into math and science because they prefer working with people to working with tools, which the authors of the study say was just a mean thing to say about them	(23)
(Some galaxy, far far away)		4.6m tall holographic Bill Gates appears in front of audience in Malaysia, scares bejesus out of Ewoks. All while his Sith Lord is being egged in Hungary	(18)
		"Raymond says that when he changed his Facebook status to single, he inadvertently hurt his ex-girlfriend. She was barraged with phone calls from several of his 400 friends"	(36)
		Good news: you have an account with T-Mobile & they're now going to carry the iPhone. Bad news: only in Germany	(26)
		16% of American Science teachers don't have the faintest clue what Science actually is	(294)
		The problem with Netflix's movie-streaming box: Its selection is like the "bargain bin at the 99-cent store"	(65)
		Intricate antique grooming tool made of gold and ear wax found off the coast of Florida	(13)
		10 things you can do when Windows won't boot. "Install Linux" and "Buy a Mac" absent	(144)
		Amanda Congdon's got a new business venture going, but all the New York Times cares about is the puppies	(37)
(Anchorage Daily News)		Alaska's largest caribou herd declines in number by 20 percent, disease may be a factor. Still no cure for Prancer	(15)
(Some Guy)		Chlorine-resistant parasite found in public pools. EVERYBODY PANIC	(44)
		Phase 1: Invent blood-pressure-sensing underpants	(10)
		With age comes a Sense of peace and calm, study shows. Submitter kindly asks that you remove yourselves from his lawn	(17)
		"Gears of War 2" will be more "girlfriend-friendly," says designer Cliff Bleszinski. Tweaking the Xbox 360 shooter for casual gamers means adding new weapons -- and downsizing female characters' breasts	(64)
		What happens when you improperly mix potassium chloride and sugar? Anyone? Guy with second-degree burns? Anyone?	(31)
		Earth and the Moon as seen from a telescope on Mars	(39)
		Copilot to pilot: Uh, the bad news is the wing is broken. Pilot: EEP. Copilot: But the good news is, if we fly around for a while, it'll get better	(20)
		With the current security issues surrounding Gmail, Google opens free website for storing your medical records	(21)

		Homosexuality common in the wild, claim baby-eating liberal scientists who will burn in hell	(141)
(RCR News)		US cell phone market experiences first slowdown, ever	(30)
		Google hands out consolation prizes to losers of its Android app contest: The ability to compare themselves to other losers	(7)
		"Gears of War 2" raising eyebrows for graphic violence, including chainsaw attack. Because the world has never before seen anything as violent as a chainsaw attack in a video game	(73)
		In a stunning attempt to promote Al Gore, the British Parlement votes to create the ManBearPig	(18)
		MythBusters hack five different vehicles and find electric beats gas every time	(105)
		Two beer fans have launched a video game named Place to Pee, which allows players to fly down ski slopes or kill aliens while relieving themselves at urinals	(43)
		Hitachi unveils "Wooo" Blu-Ray DVD recorder that can record up to 250gB of HD programming	(21)
		Tasmanian Devils recieve endangered species designation, because if there is one thing the world needs it's more devils	(16)
		Top 50 tech visionaries	(42)
		Mozilla foundation wants to add a wonderful new feature to your browser that tells Mozilla everything that you're doing. Won't that be awesome?	(74)
(Some Mac Guy)		Two-thirds of laptops sold in the US are Macs. Recession? What recession	(197)
		Professor claims that today's students are "lazy and deficient" because of their dependence on technology. Students shrug, send him a friend request on Facebook	(349)
(techlib)		Tandy computer ad from 1989. $8500 for "our most powerful computer ever"	(47)
		UCLA: Pregnant women who regularly use mobile phones are more likely to have children with behavioral problems	(50)
		Today's manufactured controversy comes from the National Society for Epilepsy who is shocked, SHOCKED, that people would post seizure clips on YouTube	(28)
		Scientists discover vast colony of tentacled creatures living on underwater mountain. It's not Cthulhu, it's Fark.com	(17)
		Clunky brick to all-singing sensation: the MP3 is 10 years old	(67)
		Google introduces 'face-blur' technology in Street View	(13)
		Environmentalist proposes turning the sky green to beat global warming	(65)
		"Wonder pill" that could increase sex drive in women and men and outsell Viagra is being developed by scientists. Need a Stiffy tag	(52)
		Remember how global warming caused extremely violent hurricane seasons a few years back? Forget that, it's fewer hurricanes now, see, and we're already seeing the effects. EVERYBODY PANIC	(123)