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Headlines matching 'your mom'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(Some Guy) Misc Sky gazers delight as Venus is poised to become 'Planet Of the Gapes'; astronomers haven't seen this much gape since your mom last night  (brisbanetimes.com.au) (19)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Judge approves extradition for L.A. arsonist's mother, whose photo will now be attached to every "your mom" Fark headline  (mega949.com) (39)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Science Daily) Spiffy New TB test promises to be just like your mom  (sciencedaily.com) (24)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Stanford University) Spiffy Interactive online simulation allows you to chart a route through the Roman world circa 200 AD. It's like a Google Maps for the Ancient Roman Empire. And hey, I found the brothel your mom worked at. It's marked with an enormous X  (orbis.stanford.edu) (18)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Jalopnik) Followup Real drivers know how to work a stick. Which reminds me, say hello to your mom  (jalopnik.com) (134)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Fark) Survey A survey for Mother's Day: what was the nicest thing your mom ever did for you?  (fark.com) (204)
(Ohio.com) Silly Ohio man sets world record for fist pumping, after fist pumping for 16 hours. He broke the old world record for fist pumping, set by your mom last night  (ohio.com) (47)
(ESPN) Cool Cuddle up next to your mom and watch the Orioles vs Rays, Indians vs Red Sox, Braves vs Cardinals and more. It's your Mother's Day Sunday MLB Discussion Thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (52)


Fri May 11, 2012
(610 WIOD) Spiffy People plan on spending $152 on their moms this year, more than three times what your mom charges  (610wiod.com) (31)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool Mom makes her son's school lunch look like awesome art  (gizmodo.com) (36)


Thu April 19, 2012
(NHL) Stupid Both Flyers goalies let more rubbers into their crease than your mom  (nhl.com) (55)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Fish from Hell: Maryland is offering $200 gift cards for dead snakehead fish. Snakeheads, much like your Mom, can travel on land and sink their teeth into a steel-toed boot. With Fish from Hell pic  (news.yahoo.com) (98)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Dumbass Deputy pulls over car with three men, finds 220-pound heifer in backseat. Your Mom claims her car simply ran out of gas and they were just giving her a ride  (sun-sentinel.com) (20)
(CSMonitor) Interesting Researchers find another thing supermassive black holes and your mom have in common  (csmonitor.com) (6)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Wired UK) Interesting Researchers at the DHS finally perfect your Mom's new line of tampons  (wired.co.uk) (20)


Thu March 22, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool So, I see that your mom is headed to the International Space Station  (msnbc.msn.com) (11)


Wed February 29, 2012
(MSNBC) Sick Catholic priest: Jesus hates lesbians, so you're an evil sinner and you can't have communion. Even if it is your mom's funeral  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (397)
(Nerve) Amusing Planned Parenthood gives out thousands of condoms with QR tags so that users can "geotag" their encounters. Insert "your mom's house" joke here  (nerve.com) (84)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing A gentleman never kisses and tells, others might take pics while you have sex and send them to your mom and your brother  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Gizmodo) Fail Much like your Mom, here is a USB hub that does not care how you stick it in  (gizmodo.com) (47)
(SeattlePI) Spiffy Man creates an Enterprise-C coffee table that would look great in your mom's basement  (seattlepi.com) (26)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Comedy.Com) Silly TV doctors that make your mom giddy... gross  (comedy.com) (36)


Tue February 21, 2012
(io9) Spiffy Transformers engagement ring, to propose to your fake, imaginary supermodel wife that lives with you in your mom's basement  (io9.com) (33)
(610 WIOD) Interesting Research: 35% of men sleep with bears, your mom  (610wiod.com) (95)
(The Superficial) Fail "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" ... Love, Courtney Stodden  (thesuperficial.com) (92)


Mon February 20, 2012
(NJ.com) Dumbass Fines for cheating on $21K in tolls = $102K. Using your mom's car so she's the one who owes the money = priceless  (nj.com) (70)


Sun February 19, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Scientists develop an "Abyss Box" to keep deep sea creatures alive. Have obviously never met your Mom  (bbc.co.uk) (34)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Valentines your Mom got  (retronaut.co) (20)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Graffiti artist who made $200m in Facebook IPO says he was offered oral sex every day for the rest of his life for $2m. You should really have a talk with your Mom  (dailymail.co.uk) (144)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sick British swingers club may be forced to close because your mom can't keep her gangbangs at a reasonable noise level  (dailymail.co.uk) (120)


Mon February 06, 2012
(YouTube) Cool The guy in the toga bouncing up and down on the not-so-tightrope in front of Madonna last night? Turns out he's kinda insane and does things with ropes that even your mom won't do  (youtube.com) (32)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Mental Floss) Sappy Six trees older than human civilization. You submitted this with a "your mom" joke  (mentalfloss.com) (168)


Sat February 04, 2012
(YouTube) Cool 40 years ago this guy could literally crank out hot lines faster than your mom would fall for them. Bonus: lube was included  (youtube.com) (31)


Wed February 01, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Repulsive gravity, previously thought by physicists to only emanate from your mom, may be key to understanding dark matter  (physorg.com) (55)
(The Superficial) Dumbass Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever  (thesuperficial.com) (31)

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