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23 headlines found matching 'your mom'
Thu September 22, 2016
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The 'God told me to' legal defense rarely works when you set fire to your mom's house
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
US companies 'hoarding' $2.5 trillion in cash overseas, which is almost as many cats as your Mom keeps in that filthy house to replace you since you refuse to visit despite all the things she did for you and you never call and she's just sick of it
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Thu September 01, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bad: You get into a fight with your high school football teammate. Worse: Your mom jumps in and starts slapping him
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're often divided by religion & politics, but amongst Farkers, what are we united by? Subby's thinking Weird Al, Calvin and Hobbes, Fred Rogers & Your Mom. What else?
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Wed August 10, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Here's a modern parent's guide to saving money on their kids' back to school clothes. We bet you have some awesome stories from back in the day when your mom got you a brown velour belted leisure suit on sale at Sears to hang your onion off
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now your moment of zen: dogs going down a slide
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Longdong discovered in South China Sea; USS Your Mom said to be en route, may return with your new stepdad
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I submitted to your mom
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like your mom, Netflix's "Stranger Things" really nailed the '80s
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Wed July 20, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How would you survive in a post-5/9 world? Will you hide at your mom's house, decode Seinfeld or throw yourself into work at Evil Corp? Settle in with your imaginary father and watch Mr. Robot on USA Network, 10PM ET
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers working in the Netherlands have developed an atomic-scale rewritable data-storage device capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, or about half of your Mom's porn collection
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article on on all the strange places Pokemon Go gyms can be found including White House, Pentagon, your mom's bedroom and that windowless white van over there
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson, it's your moment to step into the void created by the two parties, so would you kindly wake up and maybe say something?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists say herpes outbreak among Australia's green sea turtles likely triggered by pollution, your mom's down under vacation
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Wed June 22, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientist studying feeding habits of supermassive black holes, something something your mom
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to visit Iowa: The twenty-six new foods debuting at the Iowa State Fair this year. Come for the Ice Cream Nachos, derisively scorn the Not Your Momma's Tacos, because WHO THE HELL MAKES TURKEY TACOS?
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Remember that time you stabbed your spouse in the neck while they were sleeping and got bailed out of jail by your Mom then went to lunch with her at the mall and then stabbed and killed her? Yeah, neither does this person
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Thu June 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The original Ghostbusters cast praises the all female reboot saying that they "were screaming, cheering like at a sporting event." With a bonus "get out of your Mom's basement you sad little whiny man child" comment from McCarthy
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Wed June 08, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Singer Bobby Brown (Ask your Mom) claims he had sex with a ghost, your Mom
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Tue June 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every 2 hours. Your Mom can't even bring the pizza downstairs while it's still hot
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
It's a miracle that some of us are here today based on these "ultra-chic" men's haircuts from the '70s. That, or your Mom was completely blind
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen finds out the hard way that if you don't want to end up sobbing in your mugshot then don't get drunk, expose yourself, and try to rape the host's wife at a party your mom is also at
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds neathderthals were stocky from birth, your mom
 

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