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122 headlines found matching 'you know'
Fri May 22, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Black man holds white man at gun point, and then the Atlanta police arrive. You think you know where this is going?
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(92)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You know your day is gonna suck when you fall down the stairs. You know it's really gonna suck when you fall down the stairs and out of an open window on the 5th floor
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(30)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know how Elizabeth Montgomery would wiggle her nose to do magic in "Bewitched"? Have you ever wanted to watch 10 straight minutes of that? Of course you have
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(47)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(37)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about building data products but were too afraid to ask, because you have an English degree and the only thing you know about data is that it's plural
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(10)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that Sovereign Citizen who's been telling you over and over that income taxes are illegal? Well, the Supreme Court just kinda agreed with him
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(133)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
How do you know when your haircut has gone wrong? When the stylist starts crying and they refuse to let you look in the mirror
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(173)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science confirms it's not what you know but who you know: "As humans, we store a lot of our most vital information in other people's heads"
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(41)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Once again, when a headline ends with a question mark, you know the answer is automatically "no"
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(71)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You ever wonder just how terrifying it would be if all those cute Japanese toys we all know and love came to life and started killing people? Well now you know, Fark-san
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(29)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"When I looked over to Carter his face had gone white and he was crying his eyes out because the Lego man had dropped into the box," Now you know how it feels when I stand on the Farking thing at 3AM
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(56)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know you're a hardcore Republican if you think Senator McCain is such a traitor to the country he deserves to be "hung by the neck until dead"
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(52)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The more Facebook tries to put real news items in its American users' newsfeeds, the less its American users care. Because, you know, OMG PUPPIES
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(45)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Vienna gets gay traffic lights for Eurovision. With pics so you know what a gay traffic light looks like
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(19)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know you're wealthy when you can afford to pay a doctor to remove a tumor from your pet goldfish
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(35)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
You know how frustrating it is when you have to decide between using a selfie-stick -or- taking pictures of your food? Well, your prayers have been answered
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(61)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you know that saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" Science has proven it's not true
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(48)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By using the age guessing program, you have granted Microsoft license rights without limitation to copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, reproduce, edit and reformat your photo, forever. But at least you know how old you look
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(88)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers to Carly Fiorina: "carlyfiorina.org... you did not register this domain." Carly Fiorina to Seth Meyers: "Do you know who owns sethmeyers.org?"
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(116)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You know what's better than a grandmother graduating from college with honors? Doing it in the same class as two of her grandchildren. Go granny, go
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Tue May 05, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what makes hospitals infinitely better? When there are koalas wandering around inside them
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(27)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know all those glass-half-full people? They can suck it: Science
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's okay to put your gotdam kale in my gotdam salads and your gotdam kale in my gotdam shakes. But if you know what's best you'll keep your gotdam kale out of my gotdam cocktails
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(48)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Secret messaging service to shut down. I'd tell you which one but it's, well you know, Secret
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(8)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know what the 10 largest living things on the planet are? List includes colossal squid
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Comedian finds two-way mirror in bathroom before gig at bar. Bar owner: "I will burn this f*cking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?"
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(316)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Christie: "The media coverage of my administration caused my low polling" And you know what causes media coverage? Witches. It's all very science-y stuff
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(30)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
A guide to determining whether the pagan witch's coven you're about to join is on the up-and-up or, you know, one of those bad ones that's only full of weirdos
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know who is the richest person in your state? How about in each state?
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(40)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
The first official image of Jared Leto as The Joker revealed. Do you know how he got those scars?
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(177)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
April 21, 1918 - wouldn't you know it, Snoopy was on leave that day
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
When Justices Scalia, Ginsburg, and Kagan agree, you know you have an interesting case
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(69)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Living with agoraphobia isn't a walk in the park, you know. Sometimes it's a walk into a manhole
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(33)
 
(WrestleCrap)
 
 
 
Did you know there was once a Memphis pro wrestling group modeled after the Nation of Islam that featured a wrestling mime?
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man buys tattoo gun off the internet and tries to ink himself, and since you're reading this on Fark, I think you know what's coming
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(156)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what? As amusing as it is to watch, I wanna see another party have a crisis of conscious. Let's see what the Democrats are up to. Huh, apparently there's an open rebellion against free-trade
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(79)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that kid who claimed he was kicked off Facebook for being a Conservative and not just, you know, being 12? Well he's back and doing the trademarked Al Sharpton rant. You got a bright future in the party, kid
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(58)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of the NHL playoffs, do you know where your liver is? Rangers/Pens @ 7ET, Lightning/Red Wings 7:30ET, Blues/Wild 9:30ET, and Ducks/Jets 10:30ET
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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(24)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"You know, 'healthy' has an actual meaning. And this word you keep using on your packaging, it does not mean what you think it means. Thanks, the FDA"
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think you could be a burger flipper at McDonald's because you know how to ask if you want fries with that? Think again
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(33)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
You know that scene in 'Caddyshack' where the caddies are allowed to swim in the club's pool one day a year for fifteen minutes? This is just like that except for dogs
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Mon April 13, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know how in the movies it's always funny and everything ends up okay when a teenager without a license takes his mom's SUV out for a drive without her knowledge? Real life is not like the movies
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is how much sleep you (and everyone you know) should be getting...and almost certainly aren't
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
How much do you know about company logos? Question #1 - Why is there a green letter in the Google logo?
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(32)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've had enough to drink? The cop trying to take the can out of your hand at the scene of the crash might be a clue
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(24)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When a road rage incident involves nunchucks, you know it's gotta be Florida
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(23)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You know nothing about dinner party etiquette, Jon Snow
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(6)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sacramento, California tries to break the Easter egg hunt world record. And since this is Fark, you know how well that went
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(65)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Here's George Takei's response to Memories Pizza's crowd fund. You know you want to
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(301)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that statue erected of Lucille Ball to honor her in her hometown? Well, it creeps people out
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to work as a valet parking attendant, it really helps if you know the difference between the gas and brake pedals, especially the ones in a $600k Ferrari GTO 599
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(51)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A child, who is home alone, foils burglars ransacking home. You know, this would a great premise for a movie
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(17)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon introduces "easy" buttons for buying more products from Amazon. Go ahead, push the little button. You know you want to
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(155)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
California's death row, the nation's largest, runs out of room. You know, there's a solution for that
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roger Moore says London born Idris Elba isn't "English-English" enough to play Bond. You know, not like those Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and AUSTRALIAN-English guys
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(179)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Vikings are doing the "buy a brick" program for their new stadium complete with an online generator. You know what to do
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(77)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's 11pm, do you know where the fish in your sushi roll came from?
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(22)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know how people can get their drivers licence revoked for falling behind on child support? Now some states are trying it with student loans
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(103)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
The head of the Missouri GOP thinks it's important you know that by last November he had started pretending he was no longer a bigot
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(54)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know how frustrating it is when you have a word on the tip of your tongue but you just can't remember it? Well here's the... the.. the... the... data stuff behind it
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay foodies, do you know what pane ca meusa is? Well, it's the latest European fast food craze. Not sure if it tastes like chicken
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(57)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Ynet)
 
 
 
You know that I said that I don't support a two state solution? Well, I only said that to entice people to the poll
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(175)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you know how to tie a bow tie? If you do you're an old-school gentleman, maybe even a scholar
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops responding to report of man with gun forget to turn on their new-fangled body cameras. You know what happens next
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(107)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You know a fight is going to be good when chainsaws are involved
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(43)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Well, is there any proof that Obama DIDN'T try to nuke Charleston? Why won't he give us a straight answer? We're just asking questions here, you know
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(107)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
You know that your drug problem is out of hand when you go around stealing the biohazard containers of used vials and syringes from a hospital and inject yourself with the contents
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(27)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
The AP would like you know that the Robert Durst who was just arrested for murder is not the guy from Limp Bizkit as previously reported
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(72)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
You know how it is... Small town. Not much to do in the evening
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you know where your tunica albuginea is located? No? Word of advice ... Do NOT fracture it (possibly not safe for work)
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(34)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure Drew knows this trick, but did you know you can open a bottle of beer with a piece of paper?
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(34)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Seven examples that prove your mother-in-law is right and you know nothing about loading a dishwasher properly
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(32)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the "poison" that a Connecticut teen once refused to treat her cancer may actually be useful for, you know, treating cancer
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(72)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
You know those people who refuse to walk over those big metal plates and grates in sidewalks? This has the potential to set their therapy back years. "Depths of Hellevator. Going... down?"
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(57)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
You may not know his name, but you know his famous drum solo on "Wipeout". Happy Birthday to Ron Wilson, drummer of The Surfaris
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(16)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You know how some kids claim their teacher hates them? In this case, it's true
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(107)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I can't wait for this superheroes in film fad to end. You know, the fad that goes back at to at least the 1940s and has never really stopped. When are the sheeple going to get over it?
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(91)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NASA's Dawn probe now in standard orbit over Ceres with shields raised in case of, you know, aliens
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(30)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
You know that spider you flushed down the toilet? It lived, and now it's pissed off
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(18)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
You know those self-charging watches? Its just like that but with more Rylander fapping pantomimes (it's about fapping, so probably not safe for work)
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(8)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado sold 17 tons of retail marijuana. You know a product is successful when they use good ol' Murican units of weight instead of those socialist kilos
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(78)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nine things you think you know about Jesus Christ that are actually quite wrong. Yes, he was Jewish
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(22)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
You drive to court to appear on a drink driving charge and are suspended for three months. How do you get home? You are reading this on Fark so I think you know where this is heading
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know it's cold when meteorologists warn you about freezing fog
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(66)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Ferris Bueller when the parking attendants take the car for a joyride? A judge in Brazil seems to be familiar with it, too
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Killer frog disease hits Madagascar, prompting President Madagascar to, well, you know
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Do you know which booze is most likely to give you a hangover?" STOP SHOUTING
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(52)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
You know the weather's bad when Georgia postpones an execution due to inclement weather
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that crap they put in food so it won't spoil? Turns out it spoils intestines instead. Your intestines, in fact
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(100)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you're performing an exorcism on a drunk, at least you know the vomit is real
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(9)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know those laws we passed that tried to keep banks from becoming "too big to fail"? Shockingly enough, they seem to be actually WORKING, as JP Morgan is desperately trying to find ways to get SMALLER next year to avoid them
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(23)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
German publisher to begin re-printing Mein Kampf. You know who else liked....oh
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(68)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Did you know Taunton, Mass. used to be the Silver City? The last silversmith just sold its business to a New York firm and dumped its pension debt on U.S. taxpayers
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(31)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Fight Club 2 is coming out as a comic written by Chuck Palahniuk himself. You know the rules
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(19)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newly revealed Coca-Cola exact secret formula shows that you can actually make the drink at home if you don't mind missing one important ingredient. You know, the one that gives it its name
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(38)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton beats himself up and his boss is blamed? Well, it's like that, only in a police interrogation room, and the cops actually recorded it for once
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(54)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Mom, I need some money." "You know what we could try, hon?"
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(37)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey readers you know how other people are shocked and horrified when a beloved character dies unexpectedly "Game of Thrones" ? According to George RR Martin, you'll get to know what that feels like next season
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(83)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Hitman: Agent 47 trailer is here and it's nothing but people getting owned and somehow Spock is involved. Who keeps hitting me with a laser pointer? You know that's really childish and you shouldn't ... oh wait. This is bad
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Museums have started to ban the selfie stick. Because, you know, you're supposed to appreciate the art and history enshrined in their buildings, not stick your big ugly face in front of it
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(154)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast gets merger approval *if* they're willing to offer a low-priced internet connection to families making less than the poverty line. Because this is Comcast, you know how this went
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what would happen if West Coast ports shut down? Imagine having to wait a couple days to get your new iPhone. It would be that bad
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(20)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You know those stories about Jon Stewart quitting the Today Show to replace Brian Williams at NBC? Yeah, about that
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: We're not putting troops on the ground in Iraq...but just to be sure, you should probably give me the option to do so...you know, just in case. *wink*
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Mon February 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama says "cheese dust is not food." You know that this means WAR
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(333)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Survivalist preparing for the collapse of America has stockpiled food and supplies. Article has helpful map to his stockpile, you know, just in case
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(114)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Aunt of the year leaves three kids in the back of her car while she goes shopping. One of them got hold of a lighter, started playing with it, and the next thing you know someone's t-shirt is on fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New MLB commissioner Rob Manfred sees Super Bowl-style bidding for the All-Star Game, because you know those two games have exactly the same interest. EXACTLY
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know who ELSE is battling a measles outbreak?
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Fri February 06, 2015
(Break)
 
 
 
You know, as an Italian, I dont like Japanese showing me who's boss. I'll show them who's boss of me
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Watch 'Florida Man', a documentary that attempts to discover what makes Florida so...well, you know
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Tue February 03, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Russian biologists develop 'anti-crisis cow' that can go for months without food. Something about this smells like, well, you know
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Sir, did you know your drivers' license is expired?" "Yeah, I kept meaning to get around to it . . ." "For thirty-seven years?"
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Sun February 01, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know privatized prisons are a horrible idea when even Sheriff Joe Arpaio is concerned about the inmates in them. "I would be happy if no one came back to jail, but I don't think a private prison would be happy if no one came back"
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(54)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You know the NFL can't actually sue you for just using the phrase "Super Bowl" in an ad? So you can stop this whole stupid thing of writing it as the "Superb Owl," which stopped being funny almost immediately
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Sat January 31, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Not really, I'm a cop so please explain?" *TIRE SQUEAL*
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Fri January 30, 2015
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota introduces bill to keep police body camera videos private because, you know, it could be embarrassing
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know that bit about the Patriots being unable to fumble? Yeah, it's as believable as Belichick's scientific background
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Tue January 27, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) says "Republican females" sent "entirely the wrong message" when they derailed an abortion ban because it did not have an exception for rape. Like you know, women are adults with rights or something
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Mon January 26, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know everybody has a good laugh when a robber falls through the ceiling where he's hiding right in front of the officer trying to find him
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