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129 headlines found matching 'you know'
Tue August 04, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Metro)
 
 
 
Selfie Of The Year contender snaps one from the Gay Pride festival in Amsterdam: "Selfie sticks are mostly useless fashion accessories, unless you know how to use them properly" (w/pic)
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Sun August 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know what else only lasted 34 seconds?
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Sat August 01, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Well, you know the old saying: "Keep your friends close, and your dead relatives closer." No, wait... how does that go again?
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Fri July 31, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Work hard during high school and college football, and you could play in the NFL. Or you could, you know, just tweet them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook launches its first of many solar powered drones, you know, to allow people in remote areas to share cat photos
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know how, in your silly daydreams, you rescue the damsel from your own nefarious scheme and live happily ever after? It's kinda like that
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
The secret to living to 110 is apparently three Miller High Lifes and a shot of Johnny Walker Blue every day. It is currently unclear if Miller Lite and Jameson's is an acceptable substitute; subby will let you know in a few decades
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
The "climate change" industry is worth about $1.5 trillion, with 9 segments and 38 sub-segments, including renewables, green building and hybrid vehicles, and the $1.9B consulting market. Now you know why it's called "green"
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Thu July 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Umm, guys, you know those fellas we trained to fight the Al Qaida? Well, they just got kidnapped by the Al Qaida. Bummer
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(Westword)
 
 
 
This is one way to get rid of a stalker. Not, you know, a good one
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(Americablog)
 
 
 
"Bernie Sanders is electable" See, I told ya. Didn't I tell them Floyd? I said "You know, Sanders is like totes legit," and you were all "Naw, dawg. He be a socialist dude. No one likes that shtick"
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Wed July 29, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're standing alone, without a dream in your heart; without a love of your own. If you know just what you're there for, if you're saying a prayer for someone you really could care for - well, there's this Friday
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know who else liked comparing things he didn't like to the Holocaust? ...Okay, it's still mostly Huckabee
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know, Hillary, it's really not a good idea to board a private jet that burns 347 gallons of fuel an hour right after unveiling your presidential campaign's push to solve global warming through an aggressive carbon-cutting plan
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Sat July 25, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know the ticket the parking attendant gives you so you can claim your car later? Apparently, you don't really need it
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Fri July 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know what they say: Those who stand on glass roofs, probably shouldn't be standing on glass roofs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco, you do too much - teaching and acting and singing and writing a book about Lana Del Rey. You're not Spider-man, you know
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Thu July 23, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You know who has it too good in America? Our millions of prisoners
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Wed July 22, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Daddy, check under my bed before you turn out the light." Now Tommy, you know there is never anything under your...AAAAH
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Everything you think you know about birth order is wrong, according to some middle child who was obviously bossed around by the eldest child
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Just so you know, Mariah Carey's shoe closet is bigger than your whole damn house and much more tasteful
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Sun July 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: Scott Walker, do you think homosexuality is a choice? Scott Walker: Gosh, you know, there's lots of stuff I don't know and don't have opinions on. Lots of stuff. Looooots and looooots of stuff. Oh my, look at the time. Sorry, gotta go
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Thu July 16, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know back in the day 'mutiny' on a ship used to mean something, these days it's just loot the bar and get drunk over your job loss
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to invent man-made shooting stars on demand. The more you know
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Come on, you know you would pay 1 million yen to taste the granny panties in this teapot if you had the money
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Mon July 13, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Hey, did anyone see that older guy at Comic-Con rocking the '60s spacesuit and killer mustache? You know, the guy who looked kinda like former ISS commander Chris Hadfield? Well, guess what?
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Sat July 11, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You know those days when you can't eat enough, can't feel satisfied... why do they happen?
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Thu July 09, 2015
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
You know how they say bees are good for the garden because they pollinate everything? Well not this many
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Wed July 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah Doctor faces sentencing for the murder of his medical researcher wife, continues to swear he's innocent of the crime. You know, that premise would make a dynamite movie or TV series
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Tue July 07, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You know that Tinder profile with the pic of a celebrity? The one that keeps sending you pictures of his penis? Well, Tinder has some good news for you
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Comic book writer Warren Ellis is writing the new James Bond comic. Ok, now let me say that the Fanboy way. "OMG comic book LEGEND Warren Ellis is going to write the James Bond comic so you know it will be AMAZEBALS"
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Sun July 05, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know Donald Trump's in trouble when even NASCAR doesn't want to have anything to do with him
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Fri July 03, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did you know presidential hopeful Jim Webb won an Emmy in 1983 for his coverage of the Lesbian civil war? Huh? What's that? The Lebanese civil war? Nevermind, nothing to see here....move along
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ok, now I know scientists are just messing with us. You know what you need to cure type 1 Diabetes? Brown fat. No, really... it's good for you... if you don't have any we can just transplant some
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here are words that can't be resisted so yes it is clickbait. C'mon, you know you want to click to see what they are
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Everything you think you know about Republicans and climate change is wrong
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Wed July 01, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know you're truly a hipster if you only wear sunglasses with artisanal wooden frames
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kasich: Hey, you know, you've already got Captain Turdweasel and his dead dog hairpiece, sure, why the hell not? I'm in. Seriously, I can't do any worse than half of you
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Sun June 28, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know how the old saying goes, "The public really doesn't want to know how hot dogs and laws are made"? It turns out you really don't want to know how hot dogs are made
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
BLM officials: You know what Burning Man needs? A VIP laundromat
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(LocalSYR)
 
NewsFlash
 
SUPREME COURT ALLOWS HOMOSEXUALS TO DESTROY THE FABRIC OF AMERICAN SOCIETY by allowing them to, you know, settle down, buy a minivan in the suburbs and be boring like everybody else
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A Detroit EMT has been fired for refusing to help a dying baby. An internal report indicates she told her supervisor that she wouldn't "be on no scene 10 minutes doing CPR," and that "you know how these families get"
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how grandpa keeps saying the nurses are attacking him at night? Well, turns out he's not making it up (this time)
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Wed June 24, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You know, I usually laugh and shrug when I hear about somebody winning $500,000 in a lawsuit against their doctor. But this time, I think the guy deserved more. Much, much more
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Tue June 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that computer that found the U.S. Government data breach? Yeah, it's a POS, too
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Sun June 21, 2015
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You know how people say cops have the best drugs? They don't. Their dealers do, though
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The sixth mass extinction on Earth has officially begun; make sure you know where your towel is
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: SC Church shooting was an accident due to drugs. You know how it goes, you take too many opioids, slip, tell your friends for 6 months that you want to start a race war, sit in Bible study for an hour, then kill 9 people. Oops
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Thu June 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Random Russian blogger compiles a 4k clip from all the dashcams on the ISS. You know you want to watch it with the lights off and muted
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
You know you've got a problem when your bed can't handle your 32-stone weight without turning into a death machine
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know your MLB team is getting slaughtered when the pitching coach calls down to the bullpen for a fresh pitcher ... and they've got the phone off the hook
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Tue June 16, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas creates state-run gold depository beyond the reach of federal 'confiscation.' You know... *cocks six-shooter* ... Just in case
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Mon June 15, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: you have a promising career, and then after one off-the-cuff remark it's destroyed, your reputation is in tatters, and all you can do is cry into your Nobel Prize
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out millennials are actually strong-willed, resourceful individuals who favor happiness and a strong work ethic over greed and laziness. You know, the complete opposite of baby boomers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know who ELSE may have hidden a treasure map leading to a £50m haul in a sheet of music?
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Fri June 12, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
You know your flooding problems are getting out of hand when the only people left who can help are the Dutch
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That data breach that allowed hackers to obtain personnel records of millions of government employees...you know, the one the Feds say they caught because of their new enhanced security? It was really found by vendor doing a product demo
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know, for a "no government" Libertarian rag, selling out the identities of your readers to the feds seems just a *tad* hypocritical
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Thu June 11, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
You know you've screwed up when you get a personal scolding from the Pope himself
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin goes on Fox News to attack "the media" for interviewing the Duggar daughters molested by their brother. You know, that interview that was a Fox News exclusive
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEOs lukewarm over the economy. You know what would sell them on it? Two words: Tax cuts
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal, having successfully taken a $500M surplus and turned it into a $1.5B deficit, is begging the Powers That Be (Grover Norquist) to let him tax just a little. You know, for old time sakes. This doesn't mean your plan didn't work, Grover
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: You know, before I was First Lady, I was taking sniper fire while serving up McDonald's in Bosnia before the fall of Communism and, well, I just wanna be your champion. I know what it's like behind the fryer
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Inspiring quotes from terrible people. You know who also liked inspiring quotes?
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So, you think you know the rules of baseball? What happens when the first switch pitcher in the modern era of baseball faces a switch hitter? (video answer at 2:40)
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Fri June 05, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. You know the drill. Prepare for the shaming. Behold, the Fark Weird News Quiz is upon you
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's about time somebody invented a smart garbage can that scans your trash and lets you know what you need to buy at the store
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Tue June 02, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah so we're sorry that we didn't get a hold of you over the last 10 years to let you know that your daughter is in our foster care system. It's awesome that you reached out. There's just the small matter of a $7,800 bill. So yeah
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Mon June 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One Million Moms gets thousands of signatures protesting Fox's Lucifer because it portrays him as the good guy, and not as how he appears in the Bible. You know, where he does nothing but watch God be a dick to Job and his family to win a bet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When an article opens with the words "Are these the world's most embarrassing tattoos?" you know somebody's needled (mildly not safe for work)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
United Nations tells Britain, 'You know who ELSE walked out on the European Convention on Human Rights? No, guess"
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan town council: "Those are just...you know...plants, man"
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(19)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Brazilians love new bible-based soap opera. It probably helps that you know which characters are going to come back from the dead in advance
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(12)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
You know those scary looking bills that some fish have? Turns out that yes, they can kill you with them
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a short week. Let's face it--nobody was working very hard. That's why you'll do well at this week's Fark Weird News Quiz. Well, everybody except that one guy. You know who you are
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bitey Suarez says his ban was due to corruption by Blatter, not, you know, for being a farking cannibal
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know your rehab isn't going so well if your sober coach abruptly quits and leaves you in Mexico
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're smug when people can literally smell the happiness wafting off from you
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(9)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man and his best friend decide to test a bulletproof vest. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know how it ends
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(142)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(14)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Black man holds white man at gun point, and then the Atlanta police arrive. You think you know where this is going?
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(92)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You know your day is gonna suck when you fall down the stairs. You know it's really gonna suck when you fall down the stairs and out of an open window on the 5th floor
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Wed May 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know how Elizabeth Montgomery would wiggle her nose to do magic in "Bewitched"? Have you ever wanted to watch 10 straight minutes of that? Of course you have
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Tue May 19, 2015
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(37)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about building data products but were too afraid to ask, because you have an English degree and the only thing you know about data is that it's plural
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(10)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that Sovereign Citizen who's been telling you over and over that income taxes are illegal? Well, the Supreme Court just kinda agreed with him
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
How do you know when your haircut has gone wrong? When the stylist starts crying and they refuse to let you look in the mirror
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(173)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science confirms it's not what you know but who you know: "As humans, we store a lot of our most vital information in other people's heads"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Once again, when a headline ends with a question mark, you know the answer is automatically "no"
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You ever wonder just how terrifying it would be if all those cute Japanese toys we all know and love came to life and started killing people? Well now you know, Fark-san
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(29)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"When I looked over to Carter his face had gone white and he was crying his eyes out because the Lego man had dropped into the box," Now you know how it feels when I stand on the Farking thing at 3AM
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(56)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know you're a hardcore Republican if you think Senator McCain is such a traitor to the country he deserves to be "hung by the neck until dead"
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(52)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The more Facebook tries to put real news items in its American users' newsfeeds, the less its American users care. Because, you know, OMG PUPPIES
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(45)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Vienna gets gay traffic lights for Eurovision. With pics so you know what a gay traffic light looks like
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(19)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know you're wealthy when you can afford to pay a doctor to remove a tumor from your pet goldfish
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
You know how frustrating it is when you have to decide between using a selfie-stick -or- taking pictures of your food? Well, your prayers have been answered
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Thu May 07, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So you know that saying "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" Science has proven it's not true
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By using the age guessing program, you have granted Microsoft license rights without limitation to copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, reproduce, edit and reformat your photo, forever. But at least you know how old you look
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers to Carly Fiorina: "carlyfiorina.org... you did not register this domain." Carly Fiorina to Seth Meyers: "Do you know who owns sethmeyers.org?"
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You know what's better than a grandmother graduating from college with honors? Doing it in the same class as two of her grandchildren. Go granny, go
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Tue May 05, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what makes hospitals infinitely better? When there are koalas wandering around inside them
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(27)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know all those glass-half-full people? They can suck it: Science
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's okay to put your gotdam kale in my gotdam salads and your gotdam kale in my gotdam shakes. But if you know what's best you'll keep your gotdam kale out of my gotdam cocktails
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Thu April 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Secret messaging service to shut down. I'd tell you which one but it's, well you know, Secret
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know what the 10 largest living things on the planet are? List includes colossal squid
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(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Comedian finds two-way mirror in bathroom before gig at bar. Bar owner: "I will burn this f*cking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Christie: "The media coverage of my administration caused my low polling" And you know what causes media coverage? Witches. It's all very science-y stuff
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
A guide to determining whether the pagan witch's coven you're about to join is on the up-and-up or, you know, one of those bad ones that's only full of weirdos
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know who is the richest person in your state? How about in each state?
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(40)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
The first official image of Jared Leto as The Joker revealed. Do you know how he got those scars?
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Tue April 21, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
April 21, 1918 - wouldn't you know it, Snoopy was on leave that day
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
When Justices Scalia, Ginsburg, and Kagan agree, you know you have an interesting case
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(69)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know the liability waiver on the back of the tickets for sporting events? The one that prevents lawsuits from injury due to inadvertent contact with sporting gear such as balls and bats? That is there because of this woman
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Living with agoraphobia isn't a walk in the park, you know. Sometimes it's a walk into a manhole
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(33)
 
(WrestleCrap)
 
 
 
Did you know there was once a Memphis pro wrestling group modeled after the Nation of Islam that featured a wrestling mime?
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man buys tattoo gun off the internet and tries to ink himself, and since you're reading this on Fark, I think you know what's coming
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what? As amusing as it is to watch, I wanna see another party have a crisis of conscious. Let's see what the Democrats are up to. Huh, apparently there's an open rebellion against free-trade
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(79)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that kid who claimed he was kicked off Facebook for being a Conservative and not just, you know, being 12? Well he's back and doing the trademarked Al Sharpton rant. You got a bright future in the party, kid
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Thu April 16, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of the NHL playoffs, do you know where your liver is? Rangers/Pens @ 7ET, Lightning/Red Wings 7:30ET, Blues/Wild 9:30ET, and Ducks/Jets 10:30ET
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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(24)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"You know, 'healthy' has an actual meaning. And this word you keep using on your packaging, it does not mean what you think it means. Thanks, the FDA"
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think you could be a burger flipper at McDonald's because you know how to ask if you want fries with that? Think again
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(33)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
You know that scene in 'Caddyshack' where the caddies are allowed to swim in the club's pool one day a year for fifteen minutes? This is just like that except for dogs
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Mon April 13, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know how in the movies it's always funny and everything ends up okay when a teenager without a license takes his mom's SUV out for a drive without her knowledge? Real life is not like the movies
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is how much sleep you (and everyone you know) should be getting...and almost certainly aren't
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Wimp)
 
 
 
How much do you know about company logos? Question #1 - Why is there a green letter in the Google logo?
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(32)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
How do you know when you've had enough to drink? The cop trying to take the can out of your hand at the scene of the crash might be a clue
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(24)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When a road rage incident involves nunchucks, you know it's gotta be Florida
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(23)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You know nothing about dinner party etiquette, Jon Snow
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(6)
 

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