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166 headlines found matching 'you know'
Thu August 17, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When the headline reads "Steve Bannon's porn and meth house" you know they're only talking about one state
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
You Know Nothing About Network Administration, HBO Spain
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you know that a slave taught Jack Daniel how to distill his famous whiskey? Thanks to the company that produces it today, neither does anybody else
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Tue August 15, 2017
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
SC Gov Henry McMaster, (R-edneck) calls out racists and bigots. When a member of an all-white country club and Strom Thurmond protégé calls you out for racism, you know you done messed up
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You know who loved Trump's remarks about Charlottesville? White supremacists
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon? I don't believe I know the person of who you speak. Does he still work here? Yeah, Steve Bannon. You know, the disheveled creep who hates everyone? Hmm... I don't know, I heard he's leaky
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you've hit a low point when you get so embroiled in lawsuits for so many years, you've resorted to stealing sewer grates to help pay the bills
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman wants special counsel Mueller to appear at a public hearing and testify about his investigation. You know, JUST like Ken Starr and Elliott Ness did in the middle of THEIR investigations
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Fire and Furry - you know he's talking about nuclear furry, that really sickass porn with, like, squirrel-women and stuff. Don't look so innocent, you know what I'm talking about
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Working at Google is just like working in the Soviet camps where prisoners were worked and starved to death as part of one of the 20th century's worst genocides. You know, a Goolag
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Thu August 10, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
You know your business is in trouble when good news is smaller-than-expected declines in sales numbers
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Great, not only are mice living longer, they're getting smarter, too. Next thing you know, they're going to try and take over the world. NARF
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Well the first thing you know ol Den's a millionaire. The meth said "Den put the money there"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you mean we have to pay our taxes? This is an outrage. Give us back our street immediately, don't you know we're rich?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Guns alone can't solve Alabama's feral hog problem. You know what will? Barbecue sauce
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats are shifting to the left. Next thing you know, they'll be running wild-haired ranting socialists for national office
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Sat August 05, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
You know that funny movie where the psychiatrist goes crazy after one of his hypochondriac patients outshines him at every aspect of life? Yeah, well, that wasn't acting
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what businesses AREN'T loving the "Trump Effect"? Gun makers that's who: "Sturm, Ruger & Co. (RGR) reported Wednesday afternoon sales were down 22% against the same period last year while profits fell 53%"
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Lollapalooza is on and you know what that means - the commuter trains are a hellscape of loud teens
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Now you know why they were always after his Lucky Charms
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're looking at all the different cuts of meat, do you know which cuts fit what you'd like to make? Need a primer on how to handle different cuts? Step into today's Fark Butcher Shop. Bonus: share your best roast recipe
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Team Trump piles up the fake conspiracies in an effort to cover up the real one. You know the one, involves white guys with silly accents and rhymes with Prussia
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Mon July 31, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know you've done screwed up as governor when Alabama sheriff won't renew your pistol permit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you know your uncle Peter died in a house fire? Well about that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know the bee shortage is real when there's a black market for stolen bees
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You know how it is: you're planning to commit armed robbery and you just can't find a sitter for your child, so of course your only option is to bring them along with you
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Everything you know is wrong" - a brief history of quantum alternatives. Charm tag unavailable for comment
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(Salon)
 
 
 
R.E.M. versus U2: In your heart you know who's better
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Thu July 27, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
You know you've overstayed your welcome when the cemetery resells your gravesite
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones' Hot Pie opens "You Know Nothing, John Dough" bakery to sell direwolf bread. No word yet on Bolton Sausage Factory and Gendry's Rowing Camp (contains spoilers from most recent episode)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Unknown insect bite causes bruises, swelling on man's arm. Fark armchair entomologists, you know what to do
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's some minor thing that people commonly get wrong that you can't help but correct them even though you know you should let it slide?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
You know, if Clinton Dems are going to claim that progressives destroyed the party by supporting what are supposed to be the party's professed positions, why don't we just go ahead and show them what destroying the party looks like?
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
When Swiss people are going nuts and attacking people with chainsaws, you know the world has finally gone to hell
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Sat July 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man leading the largest poker tournament in the world assumes he has a winning hand with the pot at $156 million. Well, you know what they say about the word 'assume'
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What has Trump REALLY upset about Mueller's investigation is not the probing of his ties with Russia, but the idea that the Special Counsel can get access to his tax returns. You know, the ones he promised to release when the IRS audit was over?
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tax cuts for the rich, more defense spending, and cutting medicare, disability, and other entitlement programs. You know, things Two Scoops said he would leave alone. It's the House Budget Bill, for your reading irritation
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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Mon July 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Dem to McConnell: You know, since we've got to wait a week to vote on the healthcare bill anyway, seems we have time to hold a public hearing on it. Let's invite the AMA, the AHA and AARP to tell us what THEY think of the bill
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom blogger won't let son receive a perfect attendance award so she can make it all about her and what a great parent she is. Did you know she also has a book out too?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Awww... green golden retriever puppy. You know you want one
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman 1: I'm bored. Woman 2: Me too. Woman 1: You know what would be fun? Blackface. We can post pictures online and challenge followers to do it too. It can't possibly go wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know who else made lists?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
You know what we need? A national tax to fund church-provided health care
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Tue July 11, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
You know you've done messed up when Watergate prosecutors start circling you like sharks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know your straight-faced defense of treason is going poorly when a respected, poker-faced professional journalist like Anderson Cooper just cracks and starts to laugh in your face
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems the man who tried to open the cabin door on a flight to Beijing is the son of a Delta employee. Tried the old 'do you know who I am' line
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Okay, you know what, let's assume you guys really didn't collude with Russia. You sure did try your hardest to do so though. If you people worked as hard to fix America as you did trying to collude with Russia, you may have made America great again
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Sat July 08, 2017
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
"You know I'll tell you that in 31 years on the job I've never seen that many people affected by eating a gummy bear"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You know what would make yoga practitioners ever more annoying?" "No, what?" "Have them set up a yoga class floating on a swimming pool...and combine it with Pilates"
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
You know we're kind of lucky Earth is not 50% larger than it is, otherwise we might be stuck here forever instead of exploring the awesomeness that is space
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know that "received the Edward R. Murrow award for excellence in journalism" claim you hear at the end of some news broadcasts? When do we get to start awarding the "Rachel A. Maddow" awards?
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Republican senators, a few weeks ago: We don't make enough money to afford nice homes in D.C. We need housing stipends. Republican senators, today: You know who doesn't need housing stipends? Military personnel. Fark those guys
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Hobby Lobby used all that money they saved on contraception coverage for their employees to buy illegal Iraqi artifacts on the black market...you know, the ones ISIS was selling to fund their operations? Yeah, those
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
You know that mountain lion sitting on your front porch? It's definitely not a mountain lion. It's probably just a really big kitty cat
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know what? Baseball is too slow. Time to bring in a pitch clock
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Trump supporter arrested for anti-Trump graffiti because, you know, STIGGINIT
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Let's think a little out of the grill box for your Fourth of July cookout. How about grilled guacamole or grilled donuts with blueberry sauce? You know, because donuts
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Therapy animals are very common nowadays, but do they work? Do you or somebody you know have one?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when the Mormons say, "Fark it, I need a drink"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's July 1, and you know what that means: Canada Day, heading to the fireworks store to buy explosives for the 4th, and Bobby Bonilla collects his annual $1.19 million paycheck from the Mets
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
OUCH. You know it hurts your ballsack when your Democratic 2018 hopefuls get kicked in the nads from a left-leaning think tank
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
You know that TV has run out of ideas when Warner Bros is looking to reboot "The Jetsons" as a live-action sitcom
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"How will we stop hackers from invading our brains once we're cyborgs?" You know, that's a really good question. Any other questions? Okay, now calmly reboot and be ready for a new day at WorldCorps™ tomorrow, citizen
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Thu June 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know what looks like food to a plethora of great white sharks? Swimmers on the 4th of July
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(Money Morning)
 
 
 
Lidl do you know, the American grocery industry is going to be shaken up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know things have gone lupid when Ann Coulter is the voice of reason
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
As some of you know, another Fette has gone Beyond Fark. R.I.P. RockyMom
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(Foreign Affairs)
 
 
 
Trump's foreign policy is pretty much a traditional approach....you know, to the extent he has a uniform approach
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook: A billion users isn't cool. You know what's cool? Two billion users
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: You know who doesn't need overtime pay? American workers. They're the best, I talk to them all the time, they tell me, gosh, I want to work more but feel bad taking money from my job creator. And I hear them. I'm a great hearer, the best
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know that journalist with the giant balls who stood up to Sarah Huckster during today's press briefing? His name is Brian Karem, and he was jailed in 1990 for refusing to reveal a source
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, on second thought, maybe it WASN'T such a hot idea to give bail to a guy accused of scamming the government out of $600 million, who spoke several languages, had crossed the border 140 times in six years, and swore he'd never go to jail
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Gee...such a nice democracy you had here. Too bad you screwed it all up by, you know, actually letting people vote and all that"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Xfinity cars hit the track for the Did You Know We Grow Corn In Iowa 250 tonight at 8:30pm ET on FS1
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Fri June 23, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you lost your car in the Potomac River sometime this morning, police would really like to talk to you. Unless, you know, you died. In which case, sorry, dude
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich admits that Trump was lying about having taped conversations with James Comey to "rattle him," because nothing matters, and they don't care that you know that he lied
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Do you know what genetic Chimerism is? Meet one of only 100 people in the world who is known to have it
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Wed June 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your pet snake swallows your favorite barbecue tongs, let them go, man. Unless you know how to massage your snake to make him cough them back up, of course
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You known you've trained your dog well if she knows how to ride public transit all by herself and has memorized where the stop for the local dog park is
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Did you know today is world tessellation day? //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// \\\\\\\\ //////// no me neither
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know, when a representative of a 2,000 year old institution wearing an outfit that hasn't been in style since the early 1500's criticizes your energy plan as sending your country "back to the past", it may be time for a serious re-think
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know it's about to go down when the lawyers start lawyering up
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're a badass when you can start a fire using a bag of water
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
Weeners
 
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I signed up for LinkedIn that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
House GOP: you know what, maybe we don't really need to deregulate gun silencers after all
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know how the White House denies that the Newsmax CEO met with Trump and was told he was considering firing Mueller? Well, the Newsmax CEO pushes back and says that what he said is no different from what Trump's lawyer said
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know who else really likes Disneyland? Well, not these 17 people. Or the Anaheim Fire Department hazmat team. The geese, however, seemed quite content with their visit
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
You know that your team's season is in the dumpster when the highlight of your victory is a streaker on the field
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Thu June 08, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
You know lunch was epic when they have to evacuate three floors of your building because of the odor coming from the bathroom
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You know how male actors like to talk about the obstacles they overcame while filming a movie? You know, sprained knees during a stunt scene, heat, late lunches, etc? Well, Gal Gadot was pregnant through the filming of Wonder Woman. How's that, guys?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're a lonely man if you find yourself showing obscene videos on your cellphone to the CVS cashier while paying for some beer
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
If you were wondering who the "BTR" is that filled up the QB throwing game high score list at the Pittsburgh Dave and Busters, now you know
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
You know that $110 billion arms deal to Saudi Arabia? Uhh
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Did you know that these ten chain restaurants were out of business or barely alive? Are there any more you would like to add to the list? Want to bring any of them back?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(B3TA)
 
 
 
Guys *inhales* did you know that if you turn Donald Duck upside down *exhales* you get Donald Trump? *inhales*
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hey Morty, you know you're like our show, cause Morty, you kids are poor today, you know what I mean Morty? Hey Morty?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So you know how the right is using Obama establishing a back channel with Iran before being elected President to deflect from Jared Kushner's troubling meetings with Russia? I bet you'll be surprised to know, that that was fake news
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Rihanna heckling Kevin Durant and Warriors fans is the most exciting part of Game 1, you know the game was a snoozer (video has Not safe for work language)
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Do you know this bank robber? He was caught on tape
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Harley dealership has a Bikini Bike Wash for Memorial Day. You know, to remember the fallen. However, there are 27 pics and a short video
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hollywood wants you to know that your insistence on using sites like Rotten Tomatoes to call out their shiatty movies is making it a lot harder for them to make money on shiatty movies. So, you know, stop it
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
"Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, officer." "I clocked you going 88MPH." "That's impossible. I'm still here"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
She's right you know
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Fri May 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Montana election that was a referendum on Trump according to the Democrats? It's no longer a referendum on Trump to them because the Republican won. Now it's a referendum on Trump according to Republicans
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Snakes have started hunting in packs and we've done nothing, next thing you know they'll be taking over first-class seats in airplanes and then what?
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says that GOP Congressional candidate Gregg Gianforte's assault on a reporter is absolutely unacceptable for a would-be public official, you know, "Unless the reporter deserved it"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Think you know all about these hairy little critters called raccoons? Think again
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Shut down the circus and the next thing you know clowns with bladed gloves are slashing folks in front of a taco joint
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard: You know those ice breakers we're going to build, why don't we strap some cruise missiles onto them?
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know it's not cool to put sugar in someone's gas tank. But if you've ever wondered what exactly results from doing that, today is your lucky day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"You know, before I repair this guy's £170,000 sports car, I probably should take it out for a test drive. What could go wrong?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Huge cuts to food stamps and Medicaid are part of Donald Trump's proposed budget, because you know you can't get something for nothing
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You know how climate change flooded the doomed Global Seed Vault? Yeah, about that
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Fri May 19, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
People are starting to get a bit fed up with Target, and it's beginning to show in their bottom line. I mean, like seriously, why would you want to, you know, go to a place that you, like, have to dress up for and everything?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer tried to convince the Office of Government Ethics to excuse Trump from signing his financial disclosure form...you know right under the part that says "I certify that the contents of his report are true, complete and correct"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're living in a laid-back village when they install speed bumps to stop visitors from walking too fast
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says the apocalypse has started courtesy of Trump's opponents and hey, just so you know, Bakker has some apocalypse survival meals you can buy
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Wed May 17, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You know like how you commit impeachable offenses, but as a joke
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Tue May 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic party when there's so much marijuana smoke in the house that the police who bust it up have to take breaks outside to breathe
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Less than a day after the White House denied any secrets were shared (you know the rest)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know how as a teenager you would smoke pot as soon as your parents left the house? It's kind of like the plans this New Jersey lawmaker is making for as soon as Chris Christie leaves office
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DID you know Braun will miss the next six months? WILL he destroy his shattered elbow to get revenge? DOES this mean RAW is going to suck again? Let's find out tonight at 8pm Eastern on USA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook facing charges for allowing insulting footage of the Thai king to appear on their site. You know what's insulting, your majesty? That crop top you wore to the mall
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I've been thinking. You know Bill Nye the Science Guy? Well, what if he was a MILF? Then his theme song would change to "MILF Nye the Science Guy MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF"
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
You know, Fark hasn't had a good 'squatter' thread in a while
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you know who this elegant lady was, Norwegian police would like to talk to you. Because they've been wondering for almost half a century (Warning: disturbing pic included in story)
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
It's still three years until the Tokyo Olympics but considering this is posted on Fark you know how THAT's going
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uh, Lieutenant; what were you doing 20 feet from a Russian plane? "Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, uh, you know, giving him 'the bird'"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Comey infuriated Trump because he refused to let him preview his Senate testimony. Trump considered this an act of insubordination by an employee. You know, kinda like how our employee refuses to show us his tax returns
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press
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Tue May 09, 2017
(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
Lois Flagston is Beetle Bailey's sister. I did not know that. What amazing stuff do you know about comics?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration on working on vetting procedures for immigrants :"We've put our pens down ... [w]e haven't done any work on it." You know what? Just eliminate "on vetting procedures for immigrants" and post this headline for the next 7 years
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Eh, you know if it weren't for that American revolution thingy we could have been Canada
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when Paris isn't the most embarrassing member of the clan
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know when they say 'he died doing what he loved'? Well that probably doesn't apply to this guy, unless what he loved was falling out of the windows of castles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas: You know what, we don't want Jews adopting children in addition to the gays
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Sat May 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man sets fire to smoke possums out of his house. This is Fark so you know what happened
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that scene in the Dark Knight where Batman turns all the phones into a sonar grid? Now imagine that, except in real life and with wifi routers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elon Musk asks the internet to name a boring machine - Farkers, you know what to do
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Thu May 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey, man, here's like nine marijuana tips for anyone who hasn't, you know, used since 1990
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Wed May 03, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If your employer goes bankrupt, do you know your rights about money owed to you?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Old-fashioned web forum snark together long enough to make it into retirement. You know what this means: Get off their Internet lawn
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New research shows that the "organic milk" you're so proud of spending so much money on probably isn't, you know, organic. In other news, "fat free" products don't make you skinny, "diet" sodas are bad for you, and your gluten allergies are bullshiat
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you know what compulsive spending disorder is? Well Johnny Depp has got it to the tune of $2 million a month
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know you're good at brewing beer when you get the royal seal of approval for your university kitchen concoction
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News breaks story about new Fox News show, "Fox News Specialists," featuring specialists from Fox News who specialize in being Fox News specialists. And only one is a blonde white girl, so, you know, progress
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When Katy Perry compares her 'old black hair' to Barack Obama, you know the internet will explode
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Citizen Kane released this day in 1941. Do you know what 'Rosebud' represents?
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, what's in the news today? Oh... errrr... well, that sucks... ewwwww... ouch.... ugh... that's just wrong... You know what, screw this. Let's do the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Fri April 28, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Kids are losing their childhoods... You can see the stress on their faces as they get ready. It's like, you know, they're suiting up for battle"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With a name like 'Skull Melting Demonstration,' you know it had to be good
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People, put down the juice if you know what's good for you. Those of you still drinking the Kool-Aid, carry on
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Wed April 26, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Do you know any bars at least 100 years old where you can still grab a drink today? Here are some in Pennsyltucky that will allow you to quench your thirst in style right where George Washington slept
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new drug with 100 times the potency of heroin hitting the DC streets: elephant tranquilizer. Like, literally tranquilizer for elephants. You know, maybe we just let this one sort itself out
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
School administration pulls out the stops for teacher who receives brain tumor diagnosis. No, this is Fark -- you know they fired her before her operation
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Tue April 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dumb guy tries to french kiss alligator but tapes its mouth shut which kind of defeats the purpose, if you know what I mean
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be funny. One day you're on a reality TV show catching fish off the coast of Alaska and the next thing you know you're being arrested on meth charges in Phoenix
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Authorities in the NY Metro Area begin "Gotham Shield" nuclear response drills. FEMA is involved. You know what that means
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
You know you waited too long to mow the lawn when you find a man dead from an overdose in it
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Sun April 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Le Pen win? Will one of the candidates not named Le Pen win? Do you know the names of the other candidates who aren't named Le Pen? It's your France election thread. First results of this first round of voting expected at 2pm ET
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher takes money from students for a class trip to Germany and since this is Fark you know how it ends
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Fri April 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hello, Business tab. Tired of Geeks getting all the fun programming technology? Little did you know how much programming power you had at your fingertips already
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do you know what an immaculate inning is? Let Reds' pitcher Drew Storen show you
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