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500 headlines found matching 'work'
Sat August 19, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
'My Work Here Is Done,' Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Carl Icahn, the most evil bastard on Wall Street, just can't stomach working for Trump anymore
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Winter is coming... and so are you. (Not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC court worker earning $166K fired after butt-dialing a reporter and inadvertently saying "I barely show up to work"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So, science has determined why there is a universe (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Wed August 16, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift's attacker needs a job, willing to start at the bottom and work his way up
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work, unless a drunk woman bites your lure and swims away (with mugshot)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Drew McIntyre overcome his Strong opponent? WHO will advance to the finals of the Cueto Cup? WILL Asuka and Ember Moon make out already? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You Know Nothing About Network Administration, HBO Spain
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The dos and don'ts of self-publishing: what's worked for you? What lessons have you learned? What's the best way to get reviews and downloads? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, advice edition
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Uno Pizzeria weighs the consequences and profitability of having Gage-ear McNazi work for them and does the right thing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The governor of North Carolina has something to say about Confederate monuments in his state. 3 important things, actually
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz is back. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Come check out this "Digital Detox" camp that helps kids break their internet addiction through counseling and exercise. And when that doesn't work, tortures them to death
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Take two orgasms and call me in the morning"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Elvis was such a nerd he imaginatively named his horse Star Trek
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston embraces being known as the #FreetheNipple campaign poster child and celebrates people's fascination with her nipples. Nipples (not safe for work)
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
County administrator hearing EMS worker complaints tells them they can kill themselves if they're unhappy. Fark: The group had just lost a deputy to suicide
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The Liberal Redneck weighs in on Charlottesville. (Not safe for work language)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees fans console themselves after loss by farking in full public view on the subway ride home (not safe for work-ish)
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon? I don't believe I know the person of who you speak. Does he still work here? Yeah, Steve Bannon. You know, the disheveled creep who hates everyone? Hmm... I don't know, I heard he's leaky
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Warsaw and Brussels continue to be at loggerheads, which is not good news for the future of the EU (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
A bad day fishing beats a good day at work, especially when you get high quality video of a great white shark stealing your fish
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish band triumphs at the World Bagpipe Band Championships, gets roaring drunk in celebration, sounds a whole lot better. Maybe. I mean, why not? Who can tell?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, that whole Trump threatening Venezuela with military action has worked perfectly... in solidifying Maduro's hold on power
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Apple employees are in revolt over plans to create open workspaces instead of private, individual offices. Oh the horror
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Fri August 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Almost all of the FCC's new advisory panel works for telecoms. Another day, another conflict of interest
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(UCLA)
 
 
 
Twenty year old advice on helping people with computers still relevant today. Roy and Moss nod approvingly
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Construction workers catch guy rifling through one of their trucks. Decide to perform citizen's arrest and detain him by lashing him to scaffold
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(Time)
 
 
 
New study says sex burns an average of 100 calories. It could even be more depending on how far her husband chases you when he comes home early from work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Old and busted: business owners are going Galt. New hotness: workers are going Galt
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if beach sand doesn't chafe enough. (Warning: Probably not safe for work)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP: Workers should save more for their own retirement. Also GOP: We're cutting out nearly all programs that help workers save for retirement
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Allegedly, Germany is plotting to make German the official language of the EU instead of English if Brexit actually happens (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
China, Japan arguing over who controls the sea. UNLEASH THE KRAKEN (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Google cancels its "All Hands on Deck" sexism meeting to make damn sure there wasn't a typo in the title
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jimmy Garoppolo doesn't understand psychology
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The emperor's new fall line (not safe for work)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Naked zookeepers organize run to raise money for... you've already clicked the link, haven't you? (Not safe for work)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort's son-in-law has been cooperating with the Feds for months and -- hold on, folks, Manafort has just switched attorneys
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Working at Google is just like working in the Soviet camps where prisoners were worked and starved to death as part of one of the 20th century's worst genocides. You know, a Goolag
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hard Brexit? Soft Brexit? Theresa May ponders a third option, presumably marzipan (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Thu August 10, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You can walk to work or you can take the subway. If you try to do both you're going to cause trouble
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dead sex worker at Democratic donor's house violates both live boy/dead girl rules
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thanks to Global Warming, an expedition is out to sail to the North Pole. Will look for underwater life, Santa's sunken workshop
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Woman asked to cover up while breastfeeding her child in a museum with artwork featuring women breastfeeding children
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Canada building a refugee camp for everyone fleeing the U.S. in favor of a non-idiotic country (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly's co-workers are already putting Tabasco in her sandwich in the lunchroom
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Drew McIntyre and Bobby Roode come to blows? WHO will move to the semi-finals of the Cueto Cup? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Peel P50 is but he WANTS one ..just as soon as he can sell his 4 wheel whatever the hell it is for £90,000 (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember the secret trip a Republican congressional staffer took to Europe to find the author of the Trump dossier? Well, that staffer works for Rep. Nunes, the head of the Intelligence Committee that keeps getting into trouble for helping Trump
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to watch Sookie stripping for Warlow on "True Blood" on your computer, do NOT view it on your work computer, and especially when the screen is in full view in the background during a live news broadcast
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau just sent his ambassador to North Korea in an attempt to figure out why things escalated to "fire and fury" without diplomacy (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers discover books are a lot more sweary than they were 60 years ago. Well I'll be damned. (Not safe for work words in text)
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The photo ID requirements aren't working well enough - how do we suppress the vote even more?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump bans media coverage of his golf outings because he wants to maintain the fiction that he is on a working vacation. He would have gotten away with it, if people hadn't started leaking videos and pictures of him goofing off
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
It's butter cow statue season
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(Thriveworks)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest sports psychology quotes of all time. You have to take the internet one article at a time. I'm just happy to be here, hope I can help the Fark club. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good lord willing, things will work out
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find that teamwork helps jellies jet around the ocean, often propellering themselves out of jams
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's unveils the self-serve pizza portal of the future. It's not quite a Star Trek replicator, but at least you can say 'computer, give me terrible pizza right now' and have it work
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Brexit, Anglos are hustling to Ireland to do construction and restoration work on Irish countryside real estate, upgrading castles from tatty English holiday retreats to globally renowned five-star properties that attract Kim and Kanye
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Wetlands, artwork designed about rising waters in the Schuykill River has sunk in the river
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Watching MSNBC, it's where all the cool kids hang out. Come join us tonight, 9 PM EDT as we repeat the mantra "Mueller's still working.Mueller's still working. Mueller's still working. Mueller's still working." And maybe Chris and Rachel are back?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron's solution to the migrant crisis defeated by his own government (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And by 'channel,' we mean videos posted on Facebook containing the production quality of a project from a junior high AV club taught by an out-of-work snuff-film director in the mid-1990s
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump says he is not on vacation as he golfs at his New Jersey golf course and does his best impression of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn while crashing various weddings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex expert suggests women listen to what their vaginas are saying. Barring that, maybe lip reading would work
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Guy gets sent to the blackboard and never leaves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on his tower, these words appear: "I am Donnie Trump, president of presidents. Look at my works, ye bigly and despair." Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Living blanket, water diviner, wild pet, infant population regulator. A cultural history of the dingo (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
"Peter would come into the office around 10 pm, and he would drop acid and get to work"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Baltimore's "Nobody Shoot Anybody" weekend was a complete BANG success BANG
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How John Kelly, America's longest-serving general, worked his way up from the Marines into the White House
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your co-workers who don't watch GoT want you to know that they feel ostracized, marginalized, harassed, and excluded when you and other co-workers discuss it because they can't participate. Look out sexual harassment, there's a new offense in town
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just got my first 3D printer, it can print approximately a 4x4x4 cubic inch area. What sort of things should I print with this to mess with my co-workers? What advice do you have for running this crazy thing?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Companies: Workers are working harder, and productivity is up. why can't we find anyone to hire? Workers: Are you offering more money? Companies: LOL, what?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan cafe charges an 18% "man tax" to address the gender pay gap (some not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
New study of salarymen in their 30s/40s reveals that as office workers age, irritability and orneriness intensify. The three main triggers: workplace, commuter train, izakaya. And then you have to stumble home to the wife and kids
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Would you be willing to work as a lighthouse keeper? Food, water, shelter, all supplied by the employer. Radiotelephone link in case of emergency. Little to no Internet access. How long do you think you'd be able to stand it?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Princess Diana asked a priest if she could marry a Muslim--Dodi--in church (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The worst whiskies in the world. "With tasting notes including acryllic paint, burnt tree and wet cardboard, lovers of a good dram should steer well clear" (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Let's see, we've been evacuated from home for weeks due forest fires. How to celebrate coming home...I know, FIREWORKS
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Poopy-head nation to Angry-Cheeto land: "Keep your stinky face out" (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway threatens to scare coworkers with pseudoscience, just like Nixon
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Celebrity rants on Facebook about people who don't take enough pride in their work, wonders if they're just working for the money. "Monetary rewards are great and all, but I know I get fulfilment when audiences love what we create for them"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How are under-performing employees handled where you work? This company takes a rather extreme approach
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plants forget stressful weather events to rapidly recover. Family trees, not so much
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Lena Dunham, millionaire scourge of working women
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC boss admits there are no plans to bring back The Celebrity Apprentice, especially since we're seeing it play out live on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and all the networks
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first Star Trek: Discovery novel will itself be a prequel, and it was Bryan Fuller's recommendation to David Mack to approach it as such. Then Fuller quit the series
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fireworks
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Comedian: "What, you're gonna heckle me? I don't go to where you work, jump up and down on the beds and slap the Funyons out of your . . . Funyons. Oh my god I want Funyons right now. Where am I again?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So there were Russians working on the Trump Campaign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newsweek brands Trump a lazy boy; "He is bored and tired. Imagine how bad he'd feel if he did any work"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Massive Earth-sized spot that just appeared on Neptune is actually an 'alien nuclear strike,' and not a methane cloud as some narrow-minded science pinheads would have you believe (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Christians are nearly twice as likely to think people are poor because they don't work hard enough. You don't think Jesus just had heaven and earth handed to him by his dad, do you?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Start spreading the news / I'm leaving today / I want to be a part of it, New York, New York ♫ (not safe for work audio so keep the volume down)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer still hasn't left the White House, though it looks like he's allowed work release while still being incarcerated in the Trump Administration
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
To save space, CNBC kept this article to just three reasons why millennials want to work at tech companies instead of stodgy conglomerates
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mooch sobers up and abandons his cocaine-fueled press event to focus on family. No, really
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The kid who played "Jeremy" in the Pearl Jam music video that came out 25 years ago this month? He worked for development projects overseas for the United Nations before drowning last year in Puerto Rico
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy decides to graverob grandma. James enlists his friend "Tea Jay" in the vile act. The two were caught having failed to break into the coffin. The two weren't even sure if grandma had any valuables. God bless America
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ranking all 30 movie adaptations of Stephen King's works. Still haven't seen The Shawshank Redemption
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work for a small business and am very close with my co-workers. I started flirting with a man in his 40s--I'm in my 20s. He's getting divorced and we're flirting. He says he loves the chase; I want to sleep with him. What do I do?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you consider to be the most annoying song of all-time?
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
What better way to appreciate the awesome majesty of a total solar eclipse than a mall-sponsored one-minute fireworks show when it gets really dark
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Playboy model says with her 30HH breasts she has to work through the pain. Everything after that is a blur (probably Not safe for work)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DNA in human embryos successfully edited for the first time. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Wed August 02, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Johnny Gargano make a successful return to the ring? WHO will advance to the semifinals of the Cueto Cup? WHEN will Melissa Santo get a restraining order against Marty the Moth? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
App uses algorithm to create oxymoron
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman's attempted recreation of Das Boot interrupted by workers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Older people dying on job at higher rate than all workers." Analysis: No Shiat
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How is it possible the Department of Justice has "pretty good" morale?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The next play in Obamacare Roulette is to hold Senate hearings to find a way to strengthen and improve the program. Thanks, Donnie Two Scoops
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
This is exactly why we have "stand your ground" and "castle doctrine" laws in some states in the U.S.
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police arrest 12 soccer fans in stands for having A: Guns B: Fireworks or D: Illicit banners
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"Star Trek: Wrath Of Khan" limited TV series in the works from Nicholas Meyer who wrote the original 1979 classic movie
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Thus another Gathering comes to a close and seeing as you probably weren't there, here's a slideshow of what you missed (Some pics Not Safe For Work)
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The NFL has written to the NFLPA in hopes of working with the union to study marijuana use as a pain management tool for players
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff Kelly trying to work with Democrats, will be fired next week
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Panera bread advertisement claims Sodium Benzoate belongs in fireworks, not food. Professional Chemist points out that Panera Bread's ad staff belong in remedial science class
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(Fark)
 
 
 
August is upon us, a month with no federal holidays. Let's come up with a holiday including the day of the month to give us a reason to take off work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donnie Boy has militarized the White House, because that worked so well for Gerald Ford. This is a man who had never read a book in his life
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska town had a police force of three officers and a police chief up until two of the officers who are married to each other resigned to deal with personal issues, the third officer moved away, and the chief went to Scotland for a long vacation
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New White House chief of staff John Kelly almost quit when Trump fired Comey. For some reason, he's still working for Donnie dumb-ass anyway. Why work for a turd you hate?
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Libertarians take on the challenge of government and create the "Freest Little City in Texas." Let's see how that worked out for them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee: Work less if you want to be more productive. If you're reading this headline right now, then you're already off to a great start
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
French airport worker punches passenger holding a baby. Your move, United
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Already about 5 years late, Raytheon's troubled GPS III ground control network still ...recalculating
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elite Hamptonites fearful their town could become "the Appalachia of the Hamptons" because of the rise of squalid motels for local poor workers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, While my wife was in the hospital on life support I started having hot sex with my mother-in-law and... sorry, subby has to go barf. Just click to the left (Not safe for work)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in eight youths have never seen a cow
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Food 52)
 
 
 
What kitchen habit pisses off top chefs more than anything? That's right: violating the Tape Rule. "Cooking is about mental clarity. If your mind is cluttered with the badly cut tape and the walk-in isn't pristine, it isn't going to work"
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The kids got to play on the real networks while the big boys are back in the cable ghetto as the NASCAR 36D Cup Series heads back to Long Pond for another Poconap in the Overton's 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Today let's go to Wisconsin for our lesson on local left-wing governance to see how that's working out for them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
USS Gerald R. Ford makes history by successfully launching and recovering aircraft with magnetic technology, although nobody knows how it works
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
World leader in strange and weird sports is Ja-- WRONG ANSWER, it's Finland. "The scores were generally low. Many of the players were drunk" (Some Not safe for work images)
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Katie Couric to leave Yahoo, give up $10 million in salary. In other news, Katie Couric was getting paid $10 million a year to work at Yahoo. Who know?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Force fields. How do they work?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This morning's Trump tweet storm: Senate must get rid of the legislative filibuster and Russia was actually working against Trump in the election (tweet right after a Fox & Friends report on it)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends complains "healthy people are paying for sick people" now that the umpteenth Obamacare repeal failed, showing they've no clue how insurance works
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Let's play two. The trucks are at Pocono at 1pm ET on FOX, and the Xfinity cars are at Corntown at 3:30pm ET on NBC. NASCAR's kids get to play on the main networks for once
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Somebody on Craigslist has a cow for sale and accidentally typed my number as the contact. This has been the worst morning of my life." Don't have a cow, man (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Dish Network's upcoming 'free weed with every installation' promotion thwarted by US Customs
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
National Orgasm Day arrives next week and it can't come soon enough
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With population decline and no immigration, older Japanese refuse to retire, work as cabbies, door-makers, and airline pilots. "I have at least three years left, maybe five. As long as I have my health, I want to make the most of them"
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(SFGate)
 
Boobies
 
It's not really nudity if your nipples are painted, right? (Not safe for work)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Islands in North Carolina's Outer Banks ordered evacuated at the height of tourist season because hurrica-er, construction worker cut a power cable and there will be no electricity for days, 'possibly weeks'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Want. Want. Want. Oh want so so so much
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You have control of all three branches of government. You've been promising to do one thing, and one thing only for years. You fail. So, who's the blame? Why those powerless Democrats, of course. Duh
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Devos' charter schools MAGA by not paying teachers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Worker posts interesting pictures of food preparation equipment in his McDonald's restaurant. Interesting enough to get him fired
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Passes $788 Billion Spending Bill For Military, Mexico Border Wall. Hopefully Mexico does not learn how tunnels work. Oh wait, nevermind
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's artwork goes up for bid. Look, I'm not saying it's good. But, shouldn't we be bidding this thing up based on previous experiences of nationalistic failed artists?
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Thu July 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Pentagon said nothing will change due to a Tweet, the DOJ states that sexual orientation isn't protected from workplace discrimination, and Two Scoops may veto the Russian sanctions, it's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starts at 9PM EDT
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(Medium)
 
 
 
This transgender writer is very angry about Trump's military transgender ban. But you're not allowed to be angry. No, not you either. Especially not YOU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even at 49, Stephanie Seymour is hotter than your 20 something girlfriend. (Not Safe for Work)
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Quitters always win
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Hero of the working class Donald Trump: If you can't find a job, move
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Transgender Army captain: 'This is who I am. I am a soldier. It's all I want to do'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With less than a week before the MLB trade deadline, a look at why teams sometimes go crazy in the last week of July, and why sometimes, going crazy works
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
No one knows how Trump's unconstitutional transgender ban will work
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just what I want to see when I go to the ballpark-18 minutes of arguing about a paperwork error
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Go figure. Most climate change believers haven't changed their lifestyles, just want you minions to change yours
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Viacom wants to buy Scripps Networks, home of HGTV and Food Network, in an all-cash deal. Look for Guy Fieri to be replaced by Jersey Shore's The Situation soon
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Ohno and Itami settle their differences? WHAT is the beef between Son of Havoc and Son of Madness? DO YOU CARE that William Regal collects reptiles? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In 2016 Jeff Sessions was extremely reluctant to endorse Trump, fearing it could ruin his career but Bannon convinced Sessions that Trump needed a credible backer like him or he wouldn't get elected. Oooh, Karma, even for YOU that's deliciously evil
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork." ― Peter De Vries. This is your Fark Writer's thread, unproductive edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chipotle CEO: "We believe someone was working while sick." So, follow-up question: Do you offer paid sick time?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Some Christians believe you can find God anywhere; even in a strip club"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Michael Vick now working as a coaching intern with the Chiefs. At least he's familiar with the area already
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Poll finds half of Trump voters think he won popular vote. Other half say Crooked Hillary only won PV because she was working with the fake media, illegal aliens and reverse vampires to rig the vote and stuff
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a city employee and have been breaking into female coworkers' homes and stealing their underwear, feminine products and toiletries, it's not a good idea to get caught taking pictures up their skirts at work
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's sinister plan to give everyone single-payer health care seems to be working ... at least in the cities
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wasserman-Schultz staffer arrested for bank fraud while attempting to flee the country
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beginning Shortly: President Trump Holds a Joint Press Conference with Prime Minister Hariri. Come for the amateur camera work, stay for the shish taouk recipes
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(Mining Gazette)
 
 
 
Guys working on a bridge work crew are being assaulted by idiots who think they aren't working fast enough
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Road Raging Dad: "You're under a citizen's arrest! Put your hands on the car and prepare to die!" Rest of the world: "That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina church accused of bringing hundreds of teens and young adults from its sister congregations in Brazil to the U.S. and forcing them to work for free and beating them when they disobeyed. Umm, didn't we fight a war about this already?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The key takeaway from all of this is that, according to Christians, witchcraft works and works quite well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scaramucci did his homework
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Mon July 24, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Does Kurt Angle have any other illegitimate kids to reveal? Can anyone stop Braun Strowman from interrupting another main event? Will it be Sasha or Bayley that challenges Alexa Bliss at SummerFest? WWE Raw tonight at 8 ET on USA Network
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Simpsons' creator Matt Groening says he was asked to go easy on Fox News after the animated series referred to the network as "not racist, but No. 1 with racists"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You owe your boss 8 additional hours of work per week to make up for all the time you waste on your smartphone
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans working to come up with a new boogeyman after learning Hillary Clinton won't be on the ballot in 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump telegraphs his impending firing of Jeff Sessions like a coworker feigning a cough to set up a sick day
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently some men have giantess fetishes, and they hope virtual reality can make it happen (inline video is Not Safe for Work)
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember how Norway's humane prisons could never work in the U.S. because of Reasons? The ideas behind humane prisons have been implemented in one U.S. state as a cost cutting measure, and seems to work rather well. Just saying
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will the Punjabi Prison hinder Randy Orton? Will John Cena wipe his nose with the Bulgarian flag? Who really trashed the Fashion Files office? What's Sami Zayn got against love anyway? Tune in to WWE Battleground at 8pm ET on the WWE Network
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Theresa May has a working majority of 13 seats in Parliament. 15 Conservative MPs are going to sign a letter of no confidence in her leadership. You do the math(s)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well, these used to work
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith admits she was a drug dealer when she met Tupac
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Japan's government is so worried about that country's declining birth rate that it is literally paying people to go on dates. Wonder if that would work for Farkers?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey aircraft nerds: NASA is making you very happy by uploading 500 videos full of cool historical footage to YouTube
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
In a study that's long been overdue, scientists say late fees don't work with library books
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Workers at pro-life crisis pregnancy centers worry that having to give out truthful and medically accurate information could cause their clinics to run out of customers
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Fri July 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police officers √ New Drone √ Stand there while I test the anti-collision detection feature √ anti-collision feature doesn't work in sports mode.?. Whoops
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The most cringe-worthy moments ever faced by the British at work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Manafort to NYT: "I demand you retract your story that I was in hock to the Russians for $17 million in March 2016." NYT to Manafort: "How about 'No'? Does 'No' work for you?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox News leading story of the week: a) Trumpcare fail. b) GOP failure to do anything resembling work. c) Buttery males
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Regulations? We don't need these 800 stinkin' regulations that keep workers safe, so we'll just toss them out
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
Boobies
 
"Open wide, now here comes your horrific boob job" (Some not safe for work/graphic images)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Boston Strangler, Patty Hearst and OJ now working a Better Call Saul practice above a hair salon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home dad creates hilariously relatable parenting scenarios out of Lego from experiences with his children
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Demonic Keebler Elf give Donnie Two Scoops a "giant f*ck you" resignation letter? Will more shiat about Trust Fund C-3PO drop before his testimony Monday? THIS is your news dump Trump administration scandal rumor thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump demonstrates his knowledge of healthcare: "You're 21 years old, you start working and you're paying $12 a year for insurance, and by the time you're 70, you get a nice plan. Here's something where you walk up and say, 'I want my insurance'"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will be the #1 contender for the NXT Title? WHAT advice has Vampiro for Prince Puma? WAS Shane O'Mac's helicopter crash an accident or sabotage? Speculation abounds on "Wrasslin' Wednesday", starting @ 8pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
5 year-old and 2 year-old crash car even though one steered and one worked the brakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Saudi miniskirt woman will probably not be beaten. Probably
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
3 undiscovered Bacon works found, proving he was in more than just Footloose
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has the work ethic of a Fark admin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golfer likes horse sex because it's really easy to score a hole-in-one. Plus horses don't really care if you finish first, just as long as you have solid driver (Not safe for work)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man is threatening to divorce his wife because: a) she doesn't love him, b) she has a totally different personality from him, or c) she wants to stop working as a prostitute
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
From the "this is why you keep files" files: Billions of dollars worth of predatory student loans may simply vanish because debt collectors lost the paperwork
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You really have to piss someone off for them to throw bed bugs into your house and light off fireworks under your car
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(Independent)
 
Video
 
If you're doing a live news report, remember to stay away from the mimes. (with Not safe for work language)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have 3 kids by IVF. I have frozen embryos, and my brother and his husband want to use a surrogate and my embryos. I'm okay with it. But my husband's sister is a loon and also wants them. Can I spurn her and give them to my brother?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans want democratic government but dictatorship workplaces. Why?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new zero-gravity space drone overlords
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Carhartt successfully markets its brand of all-American working-class ruggedness to wimpy office drones and brawny Trump fans alike, has clear edge in profitability because most of its clothing is made in Mexico
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Will marketing agencies always be nothing but sweatshops? Bill Hicks lights a cigarette, rolls his eyes, and rolls over in his grave
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may wonder why jet fighter ejection seats are built to work even if the plane is still on the ground. Wonder no more
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You might be sexist if you cite research gathered by straight, white men
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Will Dougie Jones finally snap out of it? What's the deal with Diane getting texts from Evil Bob Cooper? Is Bobby gonna cry again? Where's Audrey and who is Jerry Horne's foot working for anyway? You better believe it's Twin Peaks Sunday again, 9pm ET on Showtime
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dominatrix invites medical students into her bondage dungeon to whip them into submission about the sex industry (not safe for work pics in sidebar)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Build your own coffin workshops are raising a lost art from the dead
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
This stupid car doesn't even work and it is all over the news so you can have it back
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
How very embarrassing. This is "winning" (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Sat July 15, 2017
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Frogs in spaaaace
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cops help administer CPR for over 30 minutes, saving a man's life. Almost submitted this with a snarky headline, but everyone's hard work deserves better
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The only secure computer system is one that is not connected to a network, does not have any USB slots, and has top-level encryption passwords to get inside. Even then, it's still not completely safe." Obvious tag is in your root directory
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Chess grandmasters work with fashionistas to design ultimate high-performance chess uniform, specify it should have flexibility and practicality "because in the last moments of the game, you need speed"
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Tweet, July 14th, 3:57am: "Republicans Senators are working hard to get their failed ObamaCare replacement approved. I will be at my desk, pen in hand!"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'It would be great to work at the new Raiders stadium, but the flyer advertising it is just a big hoax"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn, 2016: The UK must remain in the EU. Jeremy Cobyn, 1996: Man, the EU suuuuuuuucks (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's people say it is "offensive" to suggest that Pence is, in ANY way, distancing himself from... what's that guy's name? The one he only knows from work? A Mr....Trump? Yeah, that's it. Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In order to make the numbers work, Republicans have counted the same pot of money several times in their "new" Obamacare repeal bill. Oops
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In a huge disappointment to Fark, this cop didn't beat, shoot or kill anyone. She donated a kidney to a child
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The bad news for Fiat/Chrysler is the airbags in a whole lot of their vehicles don't work. The good news for Fiat/Chrysler owners is that it makes it easier for them get out of their burning car
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Smart staircase stores your kinetic energy going down, gives it back to you going up
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone needs to explain to China that this is not how UN Sanctions work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Companies have forgotten how to remunerate employees adequately--and the workers have forgotten about that too
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Gorgeous video of surfers getting worked by Jaws, the massive wave off Maui. Ouch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I drop my child off at preschool; there is a recently divorced woman whom I find fairly attractive. My child is friends with her child. I am pretty certain I would never act on anything but I think about her a lot. What should I do?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Calvin Johnson admits he retired from football rather than continue to play for Detroit Lions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House trying to MacGyver a strategy to put out the Russian fire using only gasoline, thirteen bottles of Russian vodka (they were a gift), a warehouse of Chinese fireworks, and a dozen whoopee cushions
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
New survey finds that 1.5 million Brits admit to watching pornography on a device given to them by their work
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Business Mirror)
 
 
 
Generation Z uses many unfamiliar, obscure terms for everyday things in the workplace. Here's some very hipster, woke, and on-fleek vocabulary to use when you "rap" with one of these people. #goals
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy wears make-up to work and things get controversial. I mean, if the ladies can, why can't I? Guy seems super straight so this trend will likely become a fad with straight guys... haha, just kidding, no farking way
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Heavy Machinery break down against the Authors of Pain? WHAT surprises are in store for the 2nd round of the Cueto Cup? CAN Subby make it home in time for "Wrasslin' Wednesday", starting @ 9pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland's unemployment rate hits a 25-year low. Brexit? What bloody Brexit?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-Epugnant) says it may not actually work to have Mexico pay for Trump's border wall, so we should make American poors and American sluts who want to have sex without getting pregnant pay for it instead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump resigned as head of all his companies, to, in his words, avoid any conflicts of interest? No you don't, because he never filed the paperwork to actually do that. "Trump promised the bare minimum and did even less"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back D.A.R.E. as it worked so well the first time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The New York Post offers the best explanation for Trump Jr.'s various actions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was raised in Appalachia by my grandparents; we hunted our food. I went to college on a scholarship and came out as lesbian. My long-term lover is a California vegan; she thinks meat is murder, I think it's delicious. Can it work?"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin to spend even less time writing "The Winds of Winter"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
When Hillary and Obama did things like what the Trump administration has, we subjected them to years of investigations and rumor. Wait, what site is this article on again?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexit is dying (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mayor de Blasio is a real piece of work
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Struggles at J.C. Penney continue, as company goes shopping for a new CFO
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen plowed by car after Gucci backpack sale goes wrong at Denny's
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some reason, 4 days after Don Jr. met with the Russians, Donald Trump promised big news about Hillary Clinton's crimes in a speech
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2024 and the 2028 Olympics will be awarded at the same time, with Los Angeles and Paris being the likely choices
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man kills himself by jumping into a live volcano. Meg Ryan must not be the attraction she once was (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to defy the odds to impress a woman by standing naked outside her lanai and pressing his junk against the screen. It doesn't work
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Scientists recreate a relative of the smallpox virus, the extinct horsepox virus. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Your son has revealed you colluded with an enemy foreign power to win the presidency. Do you: A) Deny the charges and lawyer up. B) Ignore the charges and have him killed. C) Go on Twitter and say you're working hard to bring the Olympics to LA
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(FML)
 
 
 
"Today, I saw a child being kidnapped while at work. I called the police who told me to follow at a safe distance and they ended up saving the child. I went back to work and got scolded and then fired. Thanks, Home Depot. FML"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Skynet, it ain't. (Semi-Not safe for work)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Maybe July in Phoenix when it's 110 outside isn't the best time to celebrate Nude Recreation Week (possibly not safe for work)
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds women who show more cleavage in the workplace make better bosses, are seen as more powerful, say 'my eyes are up here' more often
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aw, jeez, we're back to a full work week. Why didn't I request my vacation time for now? This sucks. Maybe it'll be better once I take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Maxwell's demon extracts work from quantum measurement via his silver hammer (with helpful illustration of demon)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked Instagram model arrested after police tussle (Not safe for work)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man trying to sell his Skoda gets inquiries from Lewis Hamilton, Matt Le Blanc, Olly Murs, Brian May and even President Donald Trump. Must be some car (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What happens when you put a silencer on a machine gun? Well, it works, for a while
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Okay, you know what, let's assume you guys really didn't collude with Russia. You sure did try your hardest to do so though. If you people worked as hard to fix America as you did trying to collude with Russia, you may have made America great again
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Democrats figure they can beat Trump by running a New York politician with a famous name and ethics issues, because that worked so well in 2016
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
It's a double-sized midseason finale as Madison and the survivors at the ranch must fight or work with their rivals to survive. But all we care about is Salazar and Strand. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET, AMC
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Raw finally have a Universal Champion that isn't a part-timer? Will it be Braun or Roman taking an ambulance ride tonight? Is Vince still giggling because his show title sounds like flaming testicles? WWE Great Balls of Fire, on the Network 8pm ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Complaints arise from the British Army targeting poorer working class young people for recruitment. Good thing this demographic has never been exploited by armies previously
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just like the Border Wall, the Immigration Ban, and the GOP Health Care Plan, the Trump's Advisory Commission On Election Integrity is an absolute mess. And absolutely terrifying
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Sat July 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When "Stop liking things I don't like" turns into "Liking things I don't like is destroying America"
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Woman runs up tons of debt, then decides to kill off husband for insurance money. Oops: Husband forgot to change paperwork, his ex-wife gets money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Online swimsuit vendor ASOS uses un-Photoshopped pictures of its models and the Internet approves
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Cookie shop worker pays for cop's purchase. Asinine: People behind cop want employee to buy their stuff too. Ridiculous: Cookie company suspends employee
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Billionaire wannabe makes head-scratching to-do list in 1972 because he wants to succeed from a young age. Why yes, his name is Richard Branson
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to stay cool without air conditioning? Try these steps and tell us if it really works or not
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(Battle Creek Enquirer)
 
 
 
Michigan Union claims goats are taking away jobs from union workers. No, this isn't in Dearborn and it's not the Prostitute's Union
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea celebrates their impending doom with spectacular fireworks show in Pyongyang
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(Mississippi Today)
 
 
 
The real reason Mississippi Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann refused to send voter information to Kris Kobach? Because Hosemann already sent him a copy and has done so yearly since 2009
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fiscally conservative/libertarian policies don't work. How do we know? Colorado Springs ran that exact playbook, and the result was like Johnny Manziel trying to play NFL football
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Ratings for ABC's "Battle of the Network Stars" revival sag in Week 2 after a perky Week 1
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(Deadspin)
 
Weeners
 
Brazilian soccer team takes a stand against prostate cancer by releasing how to video (Not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-Shkreli worker testifies about his growing depression. Testimony works better with world's tiniest violin as soundtrack
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Farkers beware. The Australian police are onto you
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Thu July 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you are going to cheat your time card and claim hours and overtime you never worked, maybe you should pay cash at the tollbooths, instead of using an EZ-pass that leaves a log with a time stamp..especially if you WORK for the Transit Authority
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Professors lead call for ethical framework for new 'mind control' technologies. Skynet gently chuckles, sovietly
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Imagine you're cruising down the freeway at 1 in the morning when all of a sudden you see headlights moving toward you, and you catch it on your dash cam
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Need more reasons not to trust your co-workers? New survey finds half of all workers would snoop at your salary and personal info if they knew they wouldn't be caught
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Young girl takes her hamster to the vet because he hasn't moved for days. Fark: Because he was stuck to the cage with a magnet that was in his pouch (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin tests his new super limo that he is going to use for his own inauguration ceremony in 2018. It has a minibar and can travel even without tires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Of all the things that could damage a stadium, misfired fireworks did just that to the Tennessee Titans
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korea exposes fatal flaw in America's armor after missile test: Its $40 billion ground-based antimissile program probably doesn't work
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson wins lifetime achievement award. Who knew they gave out awards for being evil?
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft reorg is designed to bring creative products and services you use at work, like Windows, Office 365, and Surface, to the home, augmented by gaming tools and experiences that make your digital life super-fun. Also, it cuts deadwood
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Greetings, all...Had an odd thought recently, regarding computers. Has anyone put Linux on a tablet? Would it even work? If it's possible, how would one go about doing so?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Britt McHenry fired from political network ESPN for being a conservative hottie. Fox News prepares a formal welcome
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It isn't a good fireworks show until a field catches on fire
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Korea fires a missile, Snekretary is not invited to the WH fireworks and the EPA is told to get their rules in gear. It's time to grab a drink and watch Rachel Maddow on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Bobby Roode's title reign reach an un-Glorious conclusion? WHO will advance to the next round of the Cueto Cup? WHICH FARKERS nearly burnt their houses down last night? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporters: We'd really like to have a gander at the documents filed in the lawsuit alleging Trump used illegal workers when building his first Trump tower. Court: Sorry we threw those away years ago. Lawyer: Oh, hey, looks like *I* still have copies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Cory Booker's plan to reduce the prison population won't work, as you can't just reverse mass incarceration
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Iranians hold "Trumpism" cartoon contest in which hundreds of participants were invited to submit artwork mocking the Orange Cheeto
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
A look at the MLB fireworks on Tuesday - CC was only so-so, Clayton Kershaw was no fun against the Diamondbacks, and Andrew Benintendi had a pretty explosive day with shiats and two homers, driving in six. Oh, and the Rockies have lost 11 of 13
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(New York Daily News)