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318 headlines found matching 'word'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Church that beats the gay out also keeps slaves and helps members commit unemployment fraud, as long as they kickback, excuse me tithe
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
27-year-old jerk who punched 12-year-old's teeth out and called him the 'N-word' claims self-defense
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FEMA tweets out phone number for phone sex...which isn't the worst option
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Sat September 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cat like typing detected
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
All blue-eyed people have one ancestor in common. No word on gingers just yet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Autocorrect is making life hell for Equinox but life great for Equifax, the true target for online and mobile hatred
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says Kim Jong-un was a "totally unqualified person" who attained his position of power only through nepotism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un just taught us all the word "dotard"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well honestly, there's not really a GOOD place for white man to ever shout "shut the fark up, {N-word}" but one of the WORST places is while walking by protest organized by students upset about racist graffiti appearing on their campus
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump doesn't know what word 'otherwise' means. Also not too clear on 'integrity', 'ethical' and 'nepotism'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you're on a mobile device with predictive word suggestions, post the first 50 or so words, starting with Bacon, and let things go from there
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the Fark safe word?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three words you never want to see in a business plan: "Sex Doll Rental"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway claims that people who insult others are revealing themselves to be "easy." No word how Trump will respond to this sharp criticism against him by a trusted advisor
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks an outbreak of disease could kill 30 million people within the next 10 years. No word if he thinks it could come from a virus
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(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Donation info for Farker timujin's final expenses, link goes to fundraiser
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SC secessionists call for black candidate to drop out of mayoral race for using oppressive term that identified white people as a snack food
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(Independent)
 
 
 
RIP Stanislav Petrov, the man who saved the world
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Sat September 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Semi driver who gave away his load of plywood to those in need just before Hurricane Irma struck Florida is fired from job
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you invested in Bitcoin recently? If so, we have one very technical word to describe you: "Sucker"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After Hurricane Irma, sewage and waste are bubbling up all over Florida. In other words, things are returning to normal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan calls Irma victims "crybabies." No word on how he feels about 9/11 survivors
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Saturn Cassini probe's last words: LEROOOOOY JENKINS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Academics uncover 30 words 'lost' from English language such as CompUSA, Korvette's, A&P, Oldsmobile, GeoCities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie reunites with her estranged father, batshiat insane right-wing actor Jon Voight. No word if the two reconciled after he sold off the family Le Baron to George Costanza
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The lack of self awareness and use of buzzword hyperbole in the interview is almost impressive
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Protesters grab the charging Wall Street Bull by the horns, violate its head with blue paint to protest climate change denial. No word on whether they grabbed its balls for extra excitement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi and Schumer actually trusted Trump's word, are they morons or just not paying attention?
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
High school football coach fired after telling players to A: Practice until Midnight? B: Practice instead of studying? or C: Stop using the N-word?
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Sovereignty: Brexiteers keep using that word, but it does not mean what they think it means
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The word "foodie" no longer means what you think it means. Next time, use "food snob" and be proud of it, because everyone deserves food that's delicious and doesn't kill you
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub bares her first baby teeth at 3 months old. ROAR
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
McDonald's manager fired for giving customer spelling test. Specifically the word "deportation"
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
An online portal designed to let Equifax employees in Argentina manage credit report disputes from consumers in that country was wide open, protected by perhaps the most easy-to-guess password combination ever: "admin/admin"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax feeling the heat after their cyber security breach. Congress might even send them a harshly worded letter and everything
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
9/11 changed the way the world speaks, and not for the most obvious reason
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Zayn Malik says he doesn't have a bad word to say about Taylor Swift. Maybe he should date and then break up with her
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Viking sword discovered. Still waiting on test results to find out its attack value against giants and undead
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(Wired)
 
 
 
If you can't believe the words of an explorer named Mungo Park, who can you believe?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones on Trump: "I've talked to people, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged"
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(Unexplained Mysteries)
 
 
 
Hitler still alive in 1955 according to CIA informant
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
S.E. Cupp blames Rush Limbaugh on Bill Maher calling out climate change 'deniers'
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Grown man gets dumped, and you're reading about this on Fark
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(Dealerscope)
 
 
 
RadioShack's reorganization clears its first court hurdle ... convincing the judge that RadioShack still even exists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Have to admit, North Korea sure has a way with words
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Genetics Society of Japan goes unexpectedly PC, declares "dominant" and "recessive" invalid terms for genes because their Japanese renderings are prejudiced against possessors of so-called recessive genes, advocates "overt" and "latent"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Night food, outside beer, underwear drunkenness and other foreign concepts that don't exist in English
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
U.S. government "found no evidence" that United Airlines violated Dr. Dao's civil rights. I guess YouTube is blocked in government offices
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
"People called the Blue, they live?" "It says 'Blue lives matter.'" "No it doesn't"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Electrons on a one-dimensional semiconducting nanowire will have a quantum spin opposite to its momentum in a finite magnetic field." In other words, the butler did it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Authorities find indoor pool with several sharks. No word on head-mounted lasers or remains of missing spies
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Wed September 06, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (9/6): Captain Phasma's garbage chute adventure, Dick Dastardly and Muttley as fighter pilots, and a Kingsmen comic. Plus someone with a gun-sword or a sword-gun most likely
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump, who has all the best words, turns his rapier-sharp intellect to Hurricane Irma, stating sagely that "it could be something that will be not good"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
12-year-old claims diplomatic immunity - Murtaugh getting too old for this shiat
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Subway decides that it needs to dump sponsorship of Daniel Suarez, and the official reason will be *fires up random word generator*... giving out Dunkin Donuts in a prerace show last July
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer can't catch a break as he continues to be ridiculed at work
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Mon September 04, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Maybe they should just stop giving employees the capabilities to type words out to a receipt
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends @bourdainbooks, Anthony Bourdain's publishing handle, for excessive profanity. Neo-Nazis don't trigger their filter, but books titled "Adios Motherfarker" do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Player ejected after using a couple of words that are a no-no with umpires. Fark: The US Open
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Young Americans are turned on by the once taboo s-word
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like the FBI and DHS are back to using the words "domestic terrorist" again-but only to describe the "Anti-fa" guys who show up at rallies in ski masks carrying broomsticks, not say, the guys in full body armor and rifles on the other side
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple sends a strongly worded letter to the FCC in support of Net Neutrality
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
NewsFlash
 
For no reason whatsoever, Sheriff Clarke just resigned
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Main road leading to Burning Man Festival closed because it's burning
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teacher on leave for duct-taping student to chair, not agreeing on safe word ahead of time
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
If your email address is on this list of 711,000,000 emails, you may want to change your password
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How do we choose which powerful words to use?
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
First it was the gays, then the breakfast burritos, and now... THIS? Why does Chick-Fil-A hate America?
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian judge rules it's not offensive to call former prime minister a see you next Tuesday, overturns activist's booting punishment
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guess what the first three words Matthew McConaughey ever uttered on film were. Go on, guess
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Four words that should chill your very soul: The Monsanto Of Pot
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stop. You had me at "rocket-powered ninja swords"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Only two words can describe last night's season finale of Game of Thrones: HOLY FARK. Plus, they killed off another beloved character. And the only disappointing thing is we have to wait two years for the eighth and final season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sat August 26, 2017
(LawNewz)
 
 
 
Crackpot attorney announces civil lawsuit to take down CNN for having the audacity to report on the President's words and actions
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon's hit clothing brand for kids is a crime against taste and childhood. Apparently doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'hit'
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Boise Weekly)
 
 
 
If you thought that the latest crossword puzzle in the Boise Weekly was impossible, you're not alone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you are lucky enough to be wandering the streets of Venice, Italy do not shout the words 'Allah Akbar', the Mayor has ordered the snipers to take you out. Possible Not safe for work stuff on page
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Firm who wrote up the Steele Dossier: "We stand by every word in that report" So the pee pee tape is real
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just 14 words at Trump's Arizona rally may have caused Ben Carson to violate an ethics law
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Six scenes that were cut from Game of Thrones. No word if they'll keep the high-stakes literal chess match between Cersei and Tyrion for control of the Iron Throne
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
German police seize 5,000 Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. No word if they make you use the best words or stare at the sun when bigly high
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans 'triple talaq' law, in which a man could divorce his wife simply by saying 'I divorce you' three times, further derailing Subby's plans to stand outside Trump tower and say 'I impeach you, I impeach you, I impeach you'
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Monsanto's new herbicide comes with a 4550 word instruction list that's pretty much impossible to follow unless you want to kill all your OTHER crops
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of "Beyond the Wall," last night's Game of Thrones which was devastating, heartbreaking, and left fans feeling cold. It sets up a huge season finale and, in one word, WOW [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Scott Adams in February, 2017 - "It's going to be super awkward to be anti Trump in six months"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster has created a way to find out which words were created the year you were born
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
"Everything is Awesome" in this Lego recreation of the new trailer for Stephen King's 'It'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thousands expected for a "free speech rally" in Boston. Other such events are also planned in other cities around the country. Will words beat fists? Will love trump hate? It's your free speech rally thread
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're gonna watch the eclipse, make sure Fido or Fluffy also wear protective eyewear because we all know how dogs and cats love to observe eclipses
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Porn site offers to produce a third season of Sense 8. No word on whether the story will have a happy ending
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So what happens when a British punk-rocker attends and reviews a Phish show. Yes the word 'regret' comes to mind. "10:29: Anastasio is still soloing, and I'm no longer sure if I'm alive, or even want to be"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Russian hacker is a cooperating FBI witness in the Russia probe. No word yet on whether he weighs 400 pounds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a new test to find out whether you have the condition wherein you taste words. It starts out with a bowl of alphabet soup
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Lionsgate licenses properties including "The Hunger Games" and "Twilight" for a South Korean theme park, no word yet if you'll be able to hunt Twihards for sport
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore removes Confederate statues in the middle of the night. No word on whether they will reappear in Indianapolis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does Fark sell t-shirts with the Fark logo on them?? I farking want one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Moore takes his whole Broadway show audience to Trump Tower for a protest. No word on if he also gave the audience milk and cookies
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook and Reddit ban hate groups. No word yet on the status of r/The_Donald
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alleging deceptive marketing contributed to opioid epidemic, South Carolina sues OxyContin maker, spells all the words right
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver denies using flamethrowers during homeless sweeps
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Take two orgasms and call me in the morning"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Four arrested in India for leaking "Game of Thrones" episode. No word on if they will be forced to Take the Black
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Actor and playwright Joseph Bologna has died at age 82. No word if he went by "Joey Bologna," but we can hope
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: "Trump would still be criticized if he shot the Charlottesville driver 'between the eyes'." No word if he would have shot him on 5th Avenue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump found his Twitter password. One of his first tweets since Saturday was about the Charlottesville rally. Just kidding. It was about obstructionist Democrats
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gordon Cole drinks wine while cuddling with a beautiful woman, Dougie Jones repeats the last word someone says while staring blankly into space, and every plotline is resolved neatly on tonight's episode of Twin Peaks. The fun begins at 8pm ET on Showtime
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: movie title in picture form (no words)
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Sat August 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Trump might talk tough when it comes to North Korea, but the reality is the US President can't actually do much at all." Empty words ring hollow
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
During their honeymoon Bryan Cranston and his wife were caught having sex on a train. "My gorgeous wife says to me those three words you always want to hear: 'Get off me.'"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Protip: when sending a letter to your employer on fake sheriff's office stationery in an attempt to keep your job while serving your six-month sentence, don't misspell any words, and do pick the name of an actual deputy to forge a signature
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Furniture store receives foot stool filled with pot, no doubt derailing someone's plans for a new ottoman drug empire
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Working at Google is just like working in the Soviet camps where prisoners were worked and starved to death as part of one of the 20th century's worst genocides. You know, a Goolag
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Thu August 10, 2017
(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
In January, California's Irwindale Speedway will close to become - what else - a shopping mall
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Son of Sam was arrested 40 years ago. This is what a freaked-out city looked like
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Wed August 09, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Trump threat a "load of nonsense" and holy cow I'm agreeing with North Korea now. Someone send them Joe Biden so they can learn the word "malarkey"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla envisions autonomous semi-trucks "moving in platoons". No word on if the prototype model will be provided by Western Star, and sport a Green Goblin hood ornament
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL legends Matt Leinart and Brady Quinn got into Twitter beef last night over the 2005 USC/Notre Dame game, where Reggie Bush infamously pushed Leinart over the goal line for the game winning TD, aka "the Bush Push"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
But don't take my word for it. It's in a lawsuit
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Do men and women really find different words funny? "Clownpenis.fart." You be the judge
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The "How I Met Your Mother" spinoff has failed again, forcing a third restart
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers discover books are a lot more sweary than they were 60 years ago. Well I'll be damned. (Not safe for work words in text)
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Former school bus driver charged with sex, drugs. No word on rock n' roll
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The ACLU and the SLPC apparently got ahold of an HBOGo password and watched some old John Oliver episodes as they file suit against a pretrial services company that kept people in jail even after they'd posted bail unless they paid thousands in fees
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How to "Slam Dunk" creationists who don't believe in evolution. With comments overflowing with unconvinced creationists
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
RNC spokespuppet Kayleigh McEnany is wrong about many things, but worst of all are her opinions on pizza, and she claims Domino's is the greatest pizza in existence, better than New York Style pizza. But, at least she despises Chicago-style casserole
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Boosie Badazz promises to get his 14-year-old son Tootie Raw a blowie. OK, now we're just making up words
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Man who made p@sswordz impo$sible to remembeR @nd less s3cure apologizes to world
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on his tower, these words appear: "I am Donnie Trump, president of presidents. Look at my works, ye bigly and despair." Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin goes all out in his fight on the state's opioid crisis by...playing hide-and-seek with painted rocks? Geez, how did this guy get elected? Did he run unopposed?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom tells her daughter to keep her farking sex toys out of the dishwasher. Fark: Sex toy turns out to be a water bottle that melted while drying
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker. Things are so bad in Brownbackistan that they can't even spell the words "state" or "university" correctly
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Stephen Miller called Jim Acosta "Cosmopolitan" the other day he was implying Acosta was sophisticated, educated, and considers all men his brothers; but he meant it in a BAD Way. Oh, and it was also Stalin's codeword for "Jew"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
DNC Lawyers argue DNC has right to pick candidates in back rooms, Claim the words 'impartial' and 'evenhanded'-as used in the DNC Charter-can't be interpreted by a court of law
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton is voicing Captain Geordi La Forge in "Star Trek Online." But you don't have to take my word for it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In a scathing attack on 'weak' and 'incompetent' Trump, Russian PM Dmitri Medvedev suggests the goal of Russia sanctions is to see the President 'liquidated'. Or in other words: ready the pee-tape
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Trump supporters lining up early to attend Trump rally in West Virginia. Subby's Mom lives in Huntington, and he just called to ask if she was attending. She called him a dirty word
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Bioterrorism response drill was going along swimmingly... until someone used the V-word in a Facebook post about it
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"New Chief of Staff John Kelly finds key problem with President Trump's White House: Bad info getting into the hands of the president." No word on if he'll just block the Fox News channel or if he's going to remove the White House TV sets altogether
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Huckabeast:"It's not appropriate to lie...unless you are the President of the United States"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Two words: "Beer Mansion "
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren says the stupid vile libtard MSM media twisted her words because of course she likes some parts of Obamacare and when she and other Republicans say "repeal Obamacare," what they really mean is keep most of it. Like, duh
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Come one, come all This will be the... 5th year in a row? Whatever, what really matters is ESPN fantasy football mini-games are back and therefore FARK.com Pig Skin Pick'em is too. Password is fark, all lowercase
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Times Square, keep in mind that it's been taken over by hordes of bare-breasted, pan-handling, lewd-talking, family-targeting illegal alien immigrants. OOGA BOOGA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: 52% of people found the Mooch's comments inappropriate. FARK: 18% of people found the Mooch's words appropriate
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Four inmates on the loose after Alabama jailbreak. No word on when their country song will be released
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eurozone unemployment rate falls to 9.1%. No word on whether that's in celsius or fahrenheit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrifying. Cruel. Sadistic. Words fail me. Last week America is up in arms because idiot drags shark behind boat. This week we redefine the definition of depravity. Don't forget, Trump says cops 'should not be so nice'. Warning: Graphic brutality
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire's "Everything Now" is, in a word, "EPIC"
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Sat July 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"To be fair, Trump tried to swat the fly, but gave up after it kept high-fiving his tiny hand"
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Mooch's dialogue replaced with the sound of a rooster, trading one cock for another
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
UFO festival crashes into Pennsylvania town for annual re-investigation where no one has apparently noticed that the UFO shaped like an acorn landed in an abundance of people whose last name starts with "Eichel" (The German word for acorn. )
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Consumers, businesses likely made the U.S. economy greater in the second quarter. No word on hat manufacturers, however
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones' Hot Pie opens "You Know Nothing, John Dough" bakery to sell direwolf bread. No word yet on Bolton Sausage Factory and Gendry's Rowing Camp (contains spoilers from most recent episode)
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Wed July 26, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Tucson brewery is going to create a beer made with recycled sewage. No word on a name yet; submitter thinks they should call it Number Tucson
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
300 Jedi with lightsabers vs. 60,000 medieval soldiers with swords and shields, who ya got?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald and Jeff have moved into the "silent treatment" stage of their lovers' quarrel (w/ helpful pic of two people in a lovers' quarrel)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Eskimos have many different words for "snow". The new fatness: Americans have many different words for "overweight"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Now the story of a band of Jedis who lost everything, and the one smuggler who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's Arrested Rebellion
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Maryland brewers concerned that the state may be lagging in hop production, which would in turn force them to actually craft a variety of quality beers instead of just thinking up quirky plays on the word "hop" for their labels
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(Metro)
 
 
 
My favorite color is Hitler. Wait... what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina church accused of bringing hundreds of teens and young adults from its sister congregations in Brazil to the U.S. and forcing them to work for free and beating them when they disobeyed. Umm, didn't we fight a war about this already?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
For $75 and a 250-word essay, you can own a bookstore in Wellsboro, Pennsylvania
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psychiatric hospital in Belgium is home to one of the world's largest collections of human brains. No word on how many are Abby Normal
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Air France launches new airline specifically aimed at millennials - especially the insufferable rich ones who like flying to Paris a lot. Parlez vous 'hipster'?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man leading the largest poker tournament in the world assumes he has a winning hand with the pot at $156 million. Well, you know what they say about the word 'assume'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Notice the words "fake," "dishonest" or "lying" aren't used in this Tweet
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
American Legislative Exchange Council considering whether to adopt a new piece of "model legislation" that proposes to do away with an elected Senate. In other words, bringing back the 'smoke filled rooms' for electing officials
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox host says, I don't wanna say that Senate Republicans who didn't vote for Trump are dirty traitors to America but they are
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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Mon July 17, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this.. ~sigh~ Hollywood has perpetuated some myths about swords and this video outlines 7 of them. ~deep breath~ I'm so very, very sorry you poor Katana-loving sumbenches
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Janet Yellen: measured, cautious, her every word chosen to avoid unintended consequences. And then along came Trump
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently not learning from past celebrity breakups, another boyfriend of a Hollywood celebrity gets her name tattooed on his arm
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donnie cracked the password again, going on a Twitter tirade before the Sunday morning talk shows, ranting "HillaryClinton can illegally get the questions to the Debate & delete 33,000 emails but my son Don is being scorned by the Fake News Media?"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can someone please explain to subby what the hell is going on here? Preferably with simple words and maybe a graph or two? Seriously...who the hell is Miles Morales?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The only secure computer system is one that is not connected to a network, does not have any USB slots, and has top-level encryption passwords to get inside. Even then, it's still not completely safe." Obvious tag is in your root directory
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(Google)
 
 
 
What are some good keywords to *never* do a Google image search for?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"If he shows up, you'll be looking for two dildos and a bottle of lotion," the cop advised
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Texas now allows you to bring a sword to a gun fight
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(News.com.au)
 
Weeners
 
Old & busted: Facial recognition technology. New hotness: Penis recognition technology
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Smart staircase stores your kinetic energy going down, gives it back to you going up
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha man drops the "N" word at a planning meeting, stunning his neighbors and city officials
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Bay area home prices are out of control. Condemned home that is about to fall off a cliff listed for $850k
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(Vice)
 
 
 
India wants to censor the c-word from documentary
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
And now it's time for "Fun With Words" by Kellyanne Conway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless protesters storm the stage during Woody Allen concert. Yes, all of those words are correct
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Stop, the madness
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump resigned as head of all his companies, to, in his words, avoid any conflicts of interest? No you don't, because he never filed the paperwork to actually do that. "Trump promised the bare minimum and did even less"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
While discussing Fredo's emails, Fox News leaves out the word "Russia"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino bringing to the big screen, the end of the peace and love hippies, brought to you by Charles Manson. With Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie. I'd go with Tom Cruise, who has crazy eyes and is short
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In other words, Google acts just like any other big company
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan agency to host 3 bear hunting clinics in Cadillac. No word how they'll fit the bear in there, maybe the trunk?
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
George Romero planning new 'Of the Dead' movie that's being called "Fast and Furious with Zombies." No word if it will star Paul Walker
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Dear Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, thank you for having me and being Oh so kind, I've got a pain in my arm and my schlong is growing shorter, my knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump speaks to his crowds like an aging rock star plays his old hits: The words have long lost their meaning, but the audience sings along
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Margolis has brain surgery. No word on whether he will now be communicating with a bell
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A computer has determined the top words to sum up each English soccer club. Man United? "Expensive" and "boring" Arsenal? "embarrassing." Chelsea? "Racist"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Three words: Jersey. Shore. Reunion
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who makes a condition of a bet that you become an Uber driver? Sen. Ben Sasse of Nebraska
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Of the words you really don't want to hear scientists use regarding your nuclear power stations, "alarming" and "mess" are pretty high on the list
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LISTEN: White House officials forced to admit Trump accepted Putin's denial about election meddling
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
President Trump dedicates month of July to our three favorite words
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
After she repeatedly reports him to the HOA for daring to live beside her, big gay "Mexican" responds to racist neighbor with sternly-worded baked goods
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(Politico)
 
 
 
During a joint press conference with Mexico's president, Trump again says that Mexico should "absolutely" pay for his border wall. No word on who will get to sell the solar electricity it generates, or the profit from the unicorn farm
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man skips out on $6 bar tab, chips an officer's tooth while resisting and goes all sovereign citizen after arrest. In other words, a normal day in Lady Lake FL (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever pick up items on sale, only to have them ring up for a lot more than you expected at the checkout counter? Welcome to the real world of JCPenney where it's signs vs reality
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Fire evacuates south Orlando Travelodge. No word on what scared it so badly
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times takes over 6000 words to determine you will not get a return on your investment if the business model is paid charter schools in Africa
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wants to make it harder for migrants to reach Europe. Why not force migrants to pass through a Windows 10 interface?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Speed Limit 20 MPH when children are present. Or when light is flashing. Or on the second Tuesday of the month. Or on the Vernal Equinox. Or when the category 'Famous Last Words' is chosen on Jeopardy. Or on-- *police sirens*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Writer claims millennials need to get "an education, a job and a spouse before begetting children" in order to be successful. No word on how they're supposed to pay for the education, find a job, or meet a spouse
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Why US military is bringing back Lamborghinis and swords
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
American woman accidentally brought 100 rounds of live ammo into Tokyo airport. While waiting for connecting flight to SE Asia, she carefully placed it into the trash can. Boom - instant violation of the Swords and Firearms Control Law
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Deputies called in as 99 cent gas promotion backfires
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Protip for animal rights organization PETA: Don't ask people on the Internet why they eat bacon
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP votes to lower state's minimum wage by 23%. No word if face-eating leopards will be allowed as pets without getting permit first
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Mon July 03, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
You're only letting the terriers win
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino puts a ring on it. No word if it was a toe ring
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The NRA will not apologize for the incendiary TV ad that has upset their own members in an attempt to incite a race war
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge blocks the implementation of Cook County's new tax on pop, which was to have taken effect today. No word if the judge can implement a requirement to make it a fine for anyone who improperly refers to pop as "soda"
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Fri June 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump comes up with brilliant plan: Let's just repeal Obamacare and forget about passing Trumpcare. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singapore turning vacant space into urban farms. No word on if the major crop is still cane
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sony to start making records again 30 years after abandoning vinyl as demand for format surges. No word yet concerning 8-track tapes
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The first word on the new "Spider-Man"? Amazing
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's most outrageous quotes, interpreted by dancers. No word if we'll be treated to a full performance of The Covfefe Suite
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines to make enthusiastic singing of national anthem mandatory; just humming along will not be fine. Well, it will be A fine, anyway
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A Linux worm is turning Raspberry Pis into Bitcoin mining bots. [Facepalm] it can be prevented using a technique known as 'changing the default password'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Avatar 2 might use a new method of 3D that does not require wearing glasses. No word if the same technology can be used to produce a movie with a less cliched and derivative plot
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Was Russia behind Brexit? Did Le Pen fall on Vlad's sword? What will happen in Germany? THIS is your Senate Intelligence Committee hearing thread "Russian interference in Europe" edition. (10am ET start time)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're going to be droning around, why not use the opportunity to scatter seeds across the landscape?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin sues New York Times because they implied her rhetoric may have had something to with Gabby Giffords being shot. It is hard to believe anyone would be incited to do anything by the word salad coming out of Sarah Palin
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Tue June 27, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Frankly, my dear, the word 'damn' enters movie history this day in 1939 at the cost of $5,000
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former GOP respresentative admits he was anti-Obamacare, right up until the moment he became unemployed without insurance
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Mon June 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In honor of the publication of the first Harry Potter book, "The Philosophers Stone," the NYT has a specially themed crossword puzzle today. Available free for ten days. Subby did it in 15:09
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Tremors' TV series starring Kevin Bacon headed to SyFy
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Some band called The Nine Inch Nails played the Roadhouse on Twin Peaks tonight
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Builder finds perfectly preserved 600-year-old long sword in a peat bog. The Knights who say Ni immediately put in claim of ownership
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Some Sportsnaut)
 
 
 
Carson Wentz attempts to dance with Fergie, The key word in this headline is "attempts"
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the police will apparently shoot you if you have either of them
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
World's third Dark Sky Sanctuary announced as New Zealand's Great Barrier Island. Australia's Great Barrier Reef prepares for influx of confused stargazers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic and Lin Manuel are getting stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. No word if Channel 62 will be covering the ceremony
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau joins Gary's Hug Club, which we are told is a CBS kids show and not that bar out past the county line
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't buy children on an installment plan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump says "the health care is going to be very good". Man, he really has the best words
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disrespect to the president will lead to the rise of the Anti-Christ, no word on whether that includes the disrespect towards Obama from the right for eight years, but probably not
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma the law prohibits sex offenders from living near schools or public grounds, but it does not stop convicts from living next door to their victims. Read. That. Again. very. Slowly
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Howard steps in to direct Han Solo film. No word yet on what role he'll slot his brother Clint into
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rogue One is bringing the Star Wars franchise to Netflix. Well beam me up, Scotty
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
George Carlin died on this day in 2008. Say seven dirty words in his honor
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise allegedly got a lot of blowjobs on the Risky Business set. From girls
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: If you lost a goose that was wearing a red thong, the RSPCA would like a word with you
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shock G, AKA "Humpty Hump" from Digital Underground, arrested for possession of drugs in Wisconsin. No word if it was after getting busy in a Burger King bathroom
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The words "international gun smuggling scheme" and "Free library" don't often go together, unless that library straddles an international border
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Student science experiment which launches egg 96,000 feet into the air to study atmosphere deemed an unforgettable success. No word on the success of the follow up egg drop experiment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin says of tax reform, "The speaker, myself, the Senate leadership, we are all 100 percent committed to getting it done this year." In other words, there is absolutely NO CHANCE it's getting done this year
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DeadMouseFive slams DJ Khaled for "disastrous festival set." No word on what those two proper nouns actually signify
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pick any movie or book title, and change one word to give it a completely different story or plot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet comes within 5 feet of US reconnaissance plane over Baltic Sea. No word if Tom Cruise was 'communicating' or 'keeping up foreign relations'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer was in a band. It was exactly as bad as you think. Yes, there's video
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America needs to say two words to Donald Trump, thank you
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According to Google, guess which state ranks highest with typing in the words "impeach Trump"? No, it's not New York, but it does rhyme with the California city name Fontana
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Several inmates escape from Bali jail through 15m-long tunnel. no word if they showed up inside warden's TV set
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Mysterious "4:44" images popping up around New York and LA turn out to be something by "Jay:Z"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Argument between neighbors ends in fatal shooting in Commodore. No word on who was the Dixie chicken and who was the Tennessee lamb
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Sun June 18, 2017
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
Something wrong with your new Surface Laptop? Just let it go, man. It's gone: "It's a glue-filled monstrosity... It literally can't be opened without destroying it"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Fire officials say they don't believe the fire itself was criminal, but investigators at the scene did find what appeared to be a marijuana grow operation" FARK has a tag for this sort of thing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO refuses to send critics any review copies of 'Game of Thrones' season 7 after leaks. Also they're still annoyed that you shared your HBO Go password
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(Time)
 
 
 
Oregon becomes the first state to offer a non-binary gender option for drivers licenses
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Thu June 15, 2017
(ELLE)
 
 
 
Patti LuPone doesn't hold back on why she won't perform for Donald Trump: "Because I hate the motherfu**er"
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again, lashing out at the obstruction investigation; "They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
12-year-old dog picked up by tornado survives his injuries, would like a word with Dorothy
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
One more reason to skip the gym and head straight to the bar: Legionnaire's disease
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The 9th circuit's blocking of Trump's travel ban also contained this gem: Every farking word Trump posts on Twitter is a legally binding extension of the President of the United States' consciousness, and should be treated as official statements
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Word of Ivanka Trump's empowering message of work/life balance for women has reached the women actually making Ivanka's clothes and... Oh my, that's not good
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Parole board member Don Ruzicka and another employee held contests in which they attempted to mention silly, predetermined words or song names, such as "hootenanny," "platypus" or "Folsom Prison Blues" during hearings with inmates"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who cracked the Twitter password this morning? Today's gem: "The Fake News Media has never been so wrong or so dirty. Purposely incorrect stories and phony sources to meet their agenda of hate. Sad"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
McDonald's will use Snapchat to fill 250,000 summer jobs. "Would you like some rainbow barf with that?"
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: Trump supporters are the "silent majority" Does she know what those words mean?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Don't Starve" studio's second game is Griftland, "an RPG where everything is negotiable: money, loyalty-even morality." In other words, it's set in America 2017
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Sun June 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the inside story of the rapid rise on the fidget spinner. No word on when it will finally fall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of Adam West, here's a list of all 85 bat-fight words from the 1966 series
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Sat June 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The latest battleground in the war against manspreading is in Madrid, Spain. ¡Oigámoslo para que el hombre se extienda!
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Times Union)
 
 
 
HOFFMAN FILES "If it bends it's funny, if it breaks it's not funny" - A look at humor in the wake of the Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher fiascos
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer says Donald Trump's tweets are "official statements," Which means all future history books will have the word "covfefe" in the index
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(Urban Dictionary)
 
 
 
We've all heard of Scooby Snacks but what are your Comey Snacks? Share your Comey Hearings munchies. Link goes to Urban Dictionary definition of Scooby Snacks
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay drives James Corden to the airport, hilarity (and lots of beeped-out words) ensuses
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russian propaganda posted on parody website becomes lead story on Fox News. Here's how it happened. Of course, the Sun is there too. No word on how it'll eventually end up greenlit on Fark, but subby has a pretty good idea
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Double Plus Weak: TBS Decides the 'T' word has to go, now we're looking back and it's gone
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(Mason City Globe Gazette)
 
 
 
Leroy Johnson in critical condition after his tractor rolls over on him. No word on if he screamed his name in defiance
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pentagon commits table foul in game of Qatars, forced to imbibe
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Liquor Board of Ontario may go on strike...right before Canada Day. They have a word for this: EXTORTION
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
TV reporter & cop have a moment on camera. One emerges a star & one is looking for a new career
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You may have never noticed the hidden image in the Hershey's Kisses logo. Do you have any favorite hidden images in logos?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The word of the week
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Middle schoolers in Texas decide to put on slavery reenactment for fellow classmate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has invited six GOP lawmakers to dinner this week including frequent Administration critics Sen Marco Rubio and Tom Cotton. No word on whether the Marine band will play "The Rains of Castamere" afterwards
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
If you spilled nails along 15 miles of one of Southern California's busiest freeways, the CHP and 40 pissed off motorists would like to have a word with you
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Columnist issues £50,000 challenge for Islamic State terrorists to a sword fight after London attack, says there can be only one
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Reza Aslan takes a break from trolling atheists to call the President a "piece of shiat" for his use of the London Bridge attack to call for his travel ban
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretty good
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Point teacher defends Trump and his "genius" in using typos on twitter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Brother of man who dismembered boy found dead in closet in Brooklyn." What's the German word for that?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Florida governor signs bill to allow birth certificates for miscarriages. No word on when subby will finally be allowed to legally adopt one of his ex-girlfriend's period discharges
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump names "The Dark Prince" (seriously - that's his nickname) as new head of the CIA's Iranian ops. No word on whether he has 6 fingers on one hand
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
XKCD takes a crack at the misspelled word map and ends in just the right spot
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cup holders? Pffft. Let's go back to when cars dispensed cigarettes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Putin claims a 400 pound guy in his bedroom in Moscow may be the hacker, Comey's gonna talk next week and Nunes doesn't understand the word "recusal". It's time for the Rachel Maddow Thread on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Written police report released from Tiger Woods' arrest say he missed the heel to toe each time, stepped off line several times, and used his arms for balance. In other words, he was mimicking John Daly's golf swing
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Can't spell "SUSSEX" on a water tower without "SEX"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't need a dictionary to know what the word 'meow' means
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Wed May 31, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"My world has been rocked today. Jamie Foxx's real name isn't Jamie Foxx. Wow. I have no words"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No Covfefe, no Covfefe, you're the Covfefe
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
America's most misspelled words broken up by state and ... yup. Y'all dumb
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Border Agent: "Welcome to the United States of America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Can I have your cellphone password please?" Canadian: "F*ck off." *U-turn*
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Mon May 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The argument for a Texas tag was given a big shove yesterday when a pushing match erupted on the floor of the Texas House of Representatives over an immigration protest outside
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