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305 headlines found matching 'word'
Mon January 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Register)
 
 
 
123456 is still the world's most popular password. C'mon people, you're not even trying anymore
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Three words: Grilled Chocolate Sandwich
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CW's Jughead will want sex, cheeseburgers
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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Sun January 15, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to visit African American History Museum on MLK day in response to being called illegitimate. Is there a word for pandering and trolling at the same time?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler CEO says charges of cheating on emissions testing are "hogwash." Which brings up the question - Would you really want to buy a car from a company that still uses the word "hogwash"?
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does it still count as a Samurai death if you're killed with your own sword by a guy who started with a wrench?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most annoying business buzzword of 2017 has just been coined. See if you can spot it: "Successful financial services firms need a phygital strategy that seamlessly integrates technology, branch networks and staff"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Fark needs an invariant tag, eh?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Designboom)
 
 
 
Three words you don't often see in the same headline: Wearable shark furniture
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Selfies may be dangerous to your security. The finger I give is my password, verify me
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Larry the Downing Street cat is generally a bit nervous around men, but liked Obama. Yeah, well, those days are over Larry
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is literally the worst article ever written about the word literally
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton mixes up "figures" and "fences," probably said another f-word all night long afterward
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Large mudslide blocks Interstate 80 near Truckee. No word on status of carees, vanees, and pickupees
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
You can now buy a robot fishing buddy who won't drink all your beer, unlike a baptist
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara praises the anal tradition of the Golden Globes
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How do I know 2017 is going to be worse than 2016? Two words: man bangs
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Sun January 08, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts fans, fed up with missing playoffs in two straight years, leave a concise 3-word sign outside the team's offices. Can you hear us now?
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Ektachrome LIVES
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Milo & Mike Pence named the most popular LGBTQ people of the year
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nancy Sinatra confirms her dad would never have performed at Trump's inauguration because he had standards
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Thu January 05, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan promises Republicans will complete 'Obamacare' replacement this year. No word on if it will be replaced with a medical ponzi scheme, a wet sock, or plain good old nothing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
....is the word to describe former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley's potential demotion
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(The Quietus)
 
 
 
Good news for 2017 - The KLF to return, presumably wishing they hadn't burnt that £1M
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Tiger Wood explains why he didn't play golf with Donald Trump. He doesn't mention the words 'plump cocktail waitress' but you can assume one was involved
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man who robbed pizza shop with face covered but otherwise nude arrested. No word as to whether a tallywacker lineup was used in identification
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This little girl dropping f-bombs definitely has a future in comedy
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Three words you don't associate with Justin Bieber: Responsible pet owner
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(New England Patriots)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the word "Schadenfreude" came to be? Listen how giddy these German announcers get when calling a huge, violent block that allowed the Patriots to score a 77-yard touchdown
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Wed January 04, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago officer stripped of power after fatal shooting of neighbor. No word if he'll be trapped inside of a crystal or sent to the negative zone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Credit repair companies found guilty of overcharging customers. No word if they have to wear pirate costumes, sing bad songs as part of punishment
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus never read the Bible
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you kidding me? John Podesta's password was "password"?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Dish Debuts $100 AirTV Device to Bring Free Broadcast Television to Sling TV. In other words, they're adding a $10 antenna to bring you $100 worth of free channels
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(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Remember, friends don't let friends rickroll before driving
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Scientists create Wolverine-like material that self heals. No word if they were hired by Stryker
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I find myself listening to more music without words and only reading non-fiction. Is this what getting old is all about?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything about Obama and Trump's political messages summed up in two very different presidential New Year's tweets
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Midvale man arrested after stabbing two burglars armed with bats. No word if any of them were gifted
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University unveils its annual list of banned words, which includes "bigly," "fleek," and for some reason "bête noire," which was a damned fine Bryan Ferry album
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"A Maine farm owner believes that the only way to ensure a rare breed of pig survives is to get people interested in eating them"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could sum up in 2016 with a single word, what would it be?
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Education spending has ballooned massively since 1980, with nothing to show for it unless you're an assistant vice-deputy sub-principal in charge of buzzword-consultant jargon enhancement in which case life is farking sweet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three words: Champagne price war
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember back when men were men and women smoked fine cigars, we would ring in the New Year's by snorting cocaine off an escort's butt before using a sword to uncork a bottle of champagne? Now the night's all about 'cuddle parties'
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Fri December 30, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
China announces they won't deliberately run elephants to extinction. No word on hundreds of other species
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
If you left your car next to the Blue Shield Building in San Diego, the police would like a word with you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just so you can plan ahead - If you live in the U.K. "National Baby Making Day" is January 2 at approximately 10:36pm
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
General Hospital actress Barbara Tarbuck dead at 74. No word if her evil twin will resurface in 2017
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Behold Stephen Bell and the coveted Talisman of Penultimate Truth, one of the real-life treasures from Atari's Swordquest game
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If you live in a state with legal marijuana, delivery service might be extra busy on New Year's Eve. Plan accordingly
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Fox News can't even lie correctly
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Wed December 28, 2016
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man launches gofundme to help protect Betty White from 2016. If this works and Betty White makes it out of 2016 alive, the money raised will then be used to acquire nude photos of Bea Arthur
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un warns the party operatives against "whining as if falling into the idea of defeatism." I mean everywhere HE looks things are great. He has plenty to eat, nice cars, a hot wife, what is there to complain about?
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Fri December 23, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
So what happens to all the unsold Christmas trees on Dec. 26? Two words: goat food
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What you don't know about the Queen's Christmas address fills volumes: "Mathematicians say the Queen has said 42,000 words during her addresses but only 3,991 are distinct. Her recycled vocabulary is thus comparable to rappers Snoop Dogg and Jay-Z"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and Wordplay headlines
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'DeploraBall' will feature unlimited food, booze, and a chance to celebrate Trumpenfuhrer's win in an alt-right friendly environment. No word if the cover charge includes complimentary brown shirts, pointy white hats, robes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Even Gene Simmons won't whore himself out for Trumpy's inauguration, and Gene will usually whore himself out for anything
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Two men hijack Maltese plane. No word if Malta's hero, Joe Don Baker, will thwart them
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Thu December 22, 2016
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Do you make Gorion proud? Are you OK with killing for goodness? Can you commute to the Sword Coast? Then we have a job for you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway finally gets her reward for righting the flailing Trump campaign and steering it towards victory as it's announced she will serve as a "counselor" to the President. No word if she'll also fill the Chief of Coffee-Getting position too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Whatever" is the most annoying word according to a poll. Whatever
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines will now accept your word that you are a doctor. What if I'm not a doctor, but I do speak Jive?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember that black church that was set on fire with the words "VOTE TRUMP" painted on the side and everybody said it had to be white racist Trump supporters who did it? About that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold claims to have a copy of the mythical Trump "N-Word" tape, sitting in his vault alongside nude photos of Roseanne, the funniest episodes of The Jackie Thomas Show, and other things that will never see the light of day
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Despite constant criticism by British press for his losing ways and unbearable American accent, analysis of Swansea coach Bob Bradley's media appearances reveals he prefers British words for 9 of 15 contentious soccer-related terms. Jolly good
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Tue December 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered where the biggest swear word comes from?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Woman wins over $77k on scratch-off lottery ticket after husband dies of cancer. No word on what her third wish was
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Man sues McDonald's over the erroneous middle word in "extra value meals"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Scrivener for Windows. Too late for NaNoWriMo, but ready for your New Year's resolutions for a higher daily word count. (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trumpy gets the Twitter password again, rants about a perceived "double standard"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green says "Fark You Samsung, I'm not turning in my Note 7. What's the worst that could happen?" UPDATE: it was staged
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
SNL 2016 finale: Casey Affleck and Chance the rapper round it out with confirmed report of Baldwin suiting up as Trump for the open
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
If you were skiing above the Teton Pass late yesterday afternoon and triggered an avalanche, the Wyoming State Police would like to have a word with you. Unless you're buried under the twenty feet of snow on the road, then they'll call it even
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Package stolen from Hulk Hogan's front porch. No word on whether it resembled a wrinkly orange Pringles can, like his other notable package
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GM to test drive their new driverless cars in Detroit. No word what data will be gleaned from this other than 90% will probably be stolen
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's two unexpected words that occur when discussing California's plan to start its own space agency: "legal" and "feasible"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
100,000 of the most used words on the Internet ...as seen through Twitter data
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two words: invisible sharks. "Until you've had an opportunity to see the telltale giveaways of anything that cryptic, that hides and camouflages itself so well, you're looking at every lump and bump thinking 'is that going to be an angel shark?"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lists his Palm Beach home for sale. No word if it includes that painting of him meeting Jesus
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police corral 4 suspicious donkeys in a New Jersey town. No word on if one of them is named Dominick and wants to help out this Christmas
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a cold and snowy morning, the river was frozen, as was my dog. I left her outside when the storm rolled through. Oh well, at least I have a pupsicle. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Muslims who immigrate to the United States are better educated than other Muslims worldwide as well as the average American. In other words, we were attracting their best and brightest, and they weren't taking anyone's blue collar job
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Tue December 13, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
NFL no longer gives a damn about breast cancer
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Why does your cable bill keep going up? Two words: Sports TV
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In two words, why Die Hard is the greatest action movie ever - Bill Clay
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
POOR CHOICE OF WORDS, MA'AM: Fox contributor Judy Miller calls investigation of Russian hacking Obama's 'tar baby' gift to Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cadillac did Nazi this coming
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's the story, of a nasty lady, who was spewing out some very nasty words
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Feeling hungry? Tokyo restaurant will pay you $438 if you can eat this giant bowl of ramen in 20 minutes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austria's word of the year is so long, Fark would not accept it in this headline
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Commemorative signs to be placed at each end of the United States' longest continuous road, Route 20. So take a trip from Boston, MA to Newport, OR and hear the word "route" pronounced 37 different ways
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. is selling the naming rights to rail stations and rail lines. In other words, you can take the Amazon Santa Monica train to the Google station and switch over to the Pornhub valley express where pulling a train is no problem
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It turns out cavemen didn't eat as many bronto burgers as previously thought
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Official Charts)
 
 
 
Here are the 20 best Christmas albums of the century, which is nearly 17 years old now
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oregon to hire Taggart as coach for the Ducks. Promises to "work up a Number 6 on opponents." No word on the team's participation at the Number 6 dance though
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most misspelled word in every state. Alaska can't spell "Hawaii," but don't feel too bad: Massachusetts can't spell "Massachusetts"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Actor who played Aemon Targaryen dies at age of 93. No word yet on whether his remains will be stored in a cask of rum or burned on a funeral pyre
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" fired for...wait for it...being a White Nationalist. Because, in her words, "What's more important, selling nuts for a few more years or saving the White Race from extinction?" They grow up so fast
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The most Canadian reasons for a political party to deny a candidate include charity, poutine, a hockey stick, the use of the word "shenanigans", and possibly a hamster
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Mon December 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet is shaping up to be filled with the finest, most dedicated, fake news-believing public servants America has to offer, like potential AG Secretary Sid Miller, also known for being the first official to call Hillary "the C-word"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook posts a fifth straight triple-double in a Thunder win. Actually it was a quadruple-double, but they won, so let's not talk about those 10 turnovers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nintendo worlds coming to Universal theme parks. No word on whether you will have to take a sewer pipe to get to negative world
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fake news, real bullets: Suspect with rifle arrested at DC restaurant named in 'Pizzagate' story
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know who else doesn't like their SNL impersonation?
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Survey of Japanese schoolgirl lexicon reveals top 10 additions for 2016 include "BFF" and nine silly Japanese-isms. Like, fer surrrrre
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Three words that prove 2016 wasn't ALL bad: cinnamon roll Peeps
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Although little Johnnie's shotgun show-and-tell presentation drew a record number of police and fire officials, few stopped to congratulate him on his project
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sunlight may reduce the risk of nearsightedness. In other words, someone spent a lot of money to find out that it's harder to see in the dark
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Researchers analysing several centuries of literature have spotted a strange trend in our language patterns: the words we use tend to fall in and out of favour in a cycle that lasts around 14 years"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Director for the all-female 21 Jump Street might have a director
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, let's play Password with Natalie Portman, Neil Diamond and J.J. Abrams
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia officially blamed for providing fake news that derailed the election. No word if linked source CNN, who undoubtedly perpetuated some of the fake news, will also take some blame
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Thu December 01, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you lost an elephant around 10,000 years ago, Los Angeles Metro would like a word with you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has some choice words for Trump's crazy Carrier giveaway deal, explains that Carrier just showed corporations how to beat the 'business' President Donald Trump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What life lessons have you learned from Fark?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Camera-maker GoPro announces it will be laying off 250 employees or about 15% of its workforce. No word on whether the firings will be live-streamed on their Youtube channel
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda to adapt the Kingkiller Chronicles into a movie, TV series and stage production. All before book 3 comes out
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan admits that its defense forces may have been hacked. Which will teach them NOT to make their secret password: 一 二 三 四
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Tue November 29, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters cinematic universe wrangler Ivan Reitman warns that "many other" Ghostbusters spinoffs and reboots are in the works
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Aussie Walter Matthau kills Aussie Jack Lemmon. No word on if he was venomous
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the word of the year is...
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Like, literally
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When thinking about "white evangelicals" and their goals, remember the word "white" is more important than the word "evangelicals"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of censored names in Pokemon Gen VI, no spastic wanks for you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
There are only two words that can describe the penultimate episode of Westworld's first season: HOLY SHIAT [Warning: SPOILERS]
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study shows that millions of Americans have dyslexia, pray to Dog
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Sun November 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN/ORC poll shows the nation is divided. No word on the results of CNN's Kobold or Bugbear polls
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice sliced open Ed Sheeran's face with a sword. Sadly, he lived
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
"Police say in lieu of cash, the robber took a burrito from Chipotle employees"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Minnesota bus driver hurled racial slurs at a group of children as he ordered them out of the vehicle and left them stranded as punishment for misbehaving. But the way the school tells it, the kids had it coming
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood and Tom Hanks have somewhat different views on Donald Trump. Tom Hanks would like America to have a future and Clint just wants to be able to say the N-word. Oh, sorry, Clint doesn't like political correctness. That's very different
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Skip Bayless: I can't believe Troy Aikman got pissed off that I claimed he was gay in a 1996 book while he was still playing. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Once again, a reminder - Writing "POLICE" on your car with a blue marker does not automatically make you a cop
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Quantum computers could crush today's top encryption schemes, your unbreakable C00LD00d#1 password, in 15 years
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surviving Thanksgiving 101: Do not read articles with headlines that begin with the words "At this Vegan Thanksgiving Feast"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister taught my son how to spell a word incorrectly; she said 'dilemma' was spelled 'dillemna' and people were too stupid to spell it right so it was changed. She refuses to admit she is ever wrong. Should I keep my son away?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Joe Friday's words of wisdom are exactly what we need right now
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Tue November 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, Ben Carson was offered the only cabinet post with the word "urban" on it, even though he has no background in housing policies
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Playing a game in Mexico City could be "devastating" to players due to the high altitude and poor quality of the air. But, hey, anything to put a game in a country where the word "football" usually refers to another sport
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As if you didn't have enough to dislike him for, turns out Trump killed Sharon Jones
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legendary Pictures acquires film rights to 'Dune'. No word if latex bikini briefs also acquired
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Dementia is declining despite aging and sickness. Wha? Who am I? Who are all you people? Why is this spiffy? Who uses the word spiffy nowadays? Go away. I have a delivery business to run. Get to work or I'll dock your pay
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian parliamentary debate derailed by fart
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how you have to do the upkeep on your little abode when it comes into disrepair? Well apparently a lot of people want the royal family to pay for their Buckingham Palace repairs themselves
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'John Wick' director David Leitch will kick ass with 'Deadpool 2'
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's Donald Trump will return to SNL this weekend. Word has it it'll be yuuuge
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Fri November 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman who killed groom's aunt and injured guests while dancing and firing guns at wedding was previously in trouble for suggesting Muslims be sterilized. No word on her position in Trump's cabinet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert goes off on Oxford Dictionaries' word of the year, claims it's a ripoff of his
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The only person in the world without a smartphone feels cheated by $11 GPS fee in his rental car
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When stigginit goes wrong. Trump supporters protest Starbucks by spending money there
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Hanover Evening Sun)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton looking forward to standing in for President Obama at Dedication Day speech. I'm inclined to take his word for it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman and Fox team up to rip off Sliders
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In a rare tribute, Tuesday's New York Times crossword puzzle was all about the Cubs. Solve, Cubs, solve
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Oxford Dictionaries)
 
 
 
Perfect
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Wife brings wrench to fight. Husband brings sword. Wife wins (with mugshot)
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Trump cracked whatever Twitter password his staffers were using
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Eleven nice words to describe the reign of Gov Pat Potty Panic McCrory. Actually George Carlin had seven nicer words that work better
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every British swear word officially ranked (Damn Not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Used Corolla. Runs good. Some dents
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Fri November 11, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
'Shameless' star and wife sued for... well, shameless behavior (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
'Go Cubs Go' made it onto the Billboard charts for the first time ever. In other words, good luck ever getting it out of your head
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Grammar Nazi can't live without U
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
If you had 'less than 24 hours' for the first swastikas to appear in minority areas, step up and--actually, no. There's no prize for this
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(Time)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus may become Donald Trump's Chief of Staff. No word if Sarah Palin is still favored to be Sekratary of Edukayshun
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Walgreens sues Theranos for $140 million, but since both companies signed NDAs this is all we're going to learn about it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
...and then the Democrats screamed one word to the heavens, and that word was "COMEY"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Making one last Election Eve push, Baba Yaga goes on Lumpy's show to blame the "liberal media" for making Donald Trump look like an idiot using only his own words, and both agree to declare war on every media personality post election
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Author says no matter who wins the election, the next President will be a self-promoting, conspiracy-obsessed narcissist. In other words, almost like it's a contest involving two politicians
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Browns cause excitement amongst fans after this play. No word on when excitement caused by an actual victory will occur
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
T.I. tells Lil Wayne to "stop embarrassing himself" with his Black Lives Matter comments. No word why calculator manufacturer Texas Instruments cares about rap
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara comes face to face with a band of thieves armed with lasers. No word if she'll use her super cold breath to freeze them. (CW 8PM ET)
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Sat November 05, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this Alexa hack
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Fri November 04, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The word of the year has been named and what do you think it is? Hint: "The team of lexicographers behind the Collins Dictionary say it is the most visible English term of the past year'
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Unilateral humanitarian pause in Aleppo begins. Gary Johnson only familiar with the word "in" from that sentence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Word on the Capital Hill street is that Paul Ryan will fall on his sword for the Republican Party
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago releases details and route of the Cubs World Series Victory Parade. Wow. There are five words we never thought we would see in our lifetime. Anyway, parade kicks off at 10 AM CT and WGN is airing it. Here's your Official Discussion Thread
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie turns to Christopher Chance to help extricate Wild Dog from Tobias Church's clutches. No word if Kelly Leak will make an appearance. 8 PM ET on CW
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Rick Santorum unloads on John Kasich, Jeb Bush." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We may have to rethink this whole "Florida folks are waaaay out there" thing. Republicans are voting for Clinton in droves
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's try to come up with another holiday that we can celebrate in November
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sperm banks may no longer be needed in Ontario. No word on what this means for ATM fees
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Test driving Alfa Romeo's 2017 Giulia Darracq Ugo Quadrifoglio Hectare (try to guess which words aren't part of the car's name)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney to reboot Muppet Babies. No word yet on if the reboot will be rastafied by 10% and have Nanny be known as "NILF"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Those elites...they think they're better than us" A history of distrust and dislike of the educated class, and the "contributions" of Richard Nixon
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Craft a sentence using the words "fluctuate," "gigolo," "polliwog," "extravagant," "fibrous," "poltroon," "emasculate," "underslung," "writhe," "plantation," "odiferous," "elongated," "sassafras," "mediocre," and "plantagenet"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines president says God told him to stop swearing. No word when God will ask him to stop murdering people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN's Chris Cuomo refuses to let Joe Walsh off the hook for 'musket' talk: 'Words matter'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come for the motorboating, swordfishing, and hot cowgirls making out...Stay for the rapping grandma - Saddle up and tag along for the ride as "Joe Goes to WeFest" and explore the binge-drinking crowd at the largest country music festival in the world
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Thu October 27, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The most San Francisco crime ever: Spraypainting a person's Tesla with Tesla's after-hours stock price
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White boy from Michigan who claims to be the Islamic messiah, and the Jewish one, too, gets arrested in Tunisia on suspicion of terrorism. "Christians hates me because they know Jesus when they see him"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump fails to impress Indians. No word on how the Cubs feel about him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten words that don't mean what they used to, you bimbo
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl who believes that love lasts forever gets her boyfriend's name tattooed on her forehead
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Small rural town WWE matches now on hold after Frankie the Farmer used metal chair on Wyld Beaver and killed him. Mean Gene inconsolable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to give trick-or-treaters something other than full-sized Mars bars this Halloween? Four words: chocolate dipped brussels sprouts
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you lost your torpedo stuffed with £4.5m worth of 'Playboy' cocaine then the Irish authorities would like a word
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's just too much to ask that Donald keeps his conspiracy nonsense consistent. It's especially hard when he debunks his own conspiracy in the same sentence
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When my brother went off to college, I shared my Netflix password with him. Now, he's back home, working and living with my folks. He wants to use my Netflix; I won't let him and my family has disowned me. What do I do?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So it's perfectly fine for "The Walking Dead" to show a guy get his skull bashed in with a barbed-wire baseball bat, as long as no one uses the F word doing it
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Mon October 24, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
A word of advice to any health professionals out there. Next time you hook a tube up to the oxygen, check first to make sure it's not a catheter tube, OK? Cause, you know, that would be unfortunate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tremendous linguists, just the best, these guys, really, do a huge luxurious science, and believe me, when Donald Trump says "bigly," it really is "big league," but you're not going to hear that from our rigged media
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Even Hillary's birthday party is a fundraiser." Well, yeah, that's the only reason the Clintons invite anyone over. Duh
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Woman with skull stuck on a stick leads Sacramento police to dead body. No word why the rest of the Fellowship didn't go with them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
At 3,900 words and 17 pages, NY Daily News wants America to BURY TRUMP IN A LANDSLIDE
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russian hacking attack responsible for the recent email leaks was less "We've recompiled the firewall codebase megabites" and more "Click here to change your password"
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Jesse Jackson slaps down Donald Trump Jr. on 'rigged' election in 9 perfect words
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team is trapped in the 40's where they face off with Nazi's and the Justice Society of America. No word if Hitler will be stuffed in a closet. (CW 8ET)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
US says it's detected another failed launch of Best Korea's No Dong missile. No word if they will try launch of experimental Viagra missile to see if it will stay up
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Mike Pence knocks back another slug of whisky and tries to contort Trump's latest words into something less horrible
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Following the presidential debate, Merriam-Webster clarifies and explicates the meaning of the words "Rig," "Bigly," and "Hombre"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How bad was Trump last night? Laura Ingraham now denies ever being a Trump supporter
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
I'll see your ceiling cat meme and raise you one actual Ceiling Cat
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you use the words "Roll Tide" or "War Eagle" in your Twitter account, chances are you support Donald Trump
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant cuts finger cooking, probably just looking for excuses to wear tape that might help him actually catch a pass
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's email password quit working recently
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The absurdly oversized viola called the Octobasse dwarfs anyone who tries to play it, and produces a note below the threshold of human hearing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This day in 1987 in stock market history? Two words: Black Monday
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders speaks out in favor of Amendment 69. I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Germans are coming up with some great compound words and other portmanteaus to describe the deplorable sexmonster Donald Trump
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Five common English idioms you're probably using incorrectly
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Mon October 17, 2016
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1777, Patriots are victorious at Saratoga, move to 1-0 in the Revolutionary War League
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
The single word you need to actually understand Donald: Disgust
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three words: Weed-infused wine
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CIA plans to risk WWIII because John Podesta had a shiatty password
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Fri October 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Starry-eyed millennials enter the #bonezone, soon realize that perhaps taste in ironic sweaters might not actually be sufficient grounds to hold up a random middle-aged undecided guy as All That Is Best In Democracy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What's behind the final demise of Nancy Grace, you ask? Well, it's mostly that Headline News is trying to remake itself as a news network with the "gravitas of CNN." Um, that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL: Benghazi is totally Hillary's fault because she was in charge at the time but she shouldn't claim credit for the killing of Bin Laden just because she was in charge at the time. Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Alex Trebek uses four words to lay the smackdown on a self-absorbed contestant
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My 25 y/o wife recently started talking in her sleep. Sometimes it is a few words...the other night she got up pet the cat, gave it treats layed back down with no recollection...all while mumbling nonsense. Is she going to die?
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Irony, thy name is Donald Trump
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Yes officer, the drugs are mine, but I swear the guns belong to my 4 year old
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British town council meeting comes to a screeching halt after one politician accuses another of wearing "intimidating trousers"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If a nutjob is in your yard stabbing your inflatable sports mascot, maybe you shouldn't just walk out and confront him
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's clear the Trump campaign is training its media surrogates in a new debating tactic: when appearing on panel discussions onTV, Talk as loudly as possible, over everyone else, and, no matter what, DO NOT let ANYONE else get a word in edgewise
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Fox News' Bill O'Reilly is "100 percent convinced" that there are at least three media organizations that have given orders to employees to destroy Donald Trump
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google cutting down how much RAM evil uses on your PC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dolphins player injured in "shower room mishap," no news on how Trump would word that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway confirms in one word that Trump might be out soon. "I'm sticking with Trump until the bitter end unless-" *walks away*
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Town Hall debate thread #5: There simply are no words
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PASS THE COLLECTION PLATE: There's video of Trump saying the N-word but it'll cost $5 million to get it
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
What cuss words are most popular in your state? Here's a handy f*cking map
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Sat October 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Melania says Trump's words are unacceptable, which is why she has accepted his apology. Hillary Haters nod their head in approval for keeping the family together
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Fri October 07, 2016
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Two words: space burrito
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Rothschilds have weighed in on Donald Trump. Still awaiting word from the Vatican, the Gettys, the Queen and Colonel Sanders--before he went tits up
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(National Post)
 
 
 
People who ignored the hurricane evacuation warnings are now calling for help. Authorities are telling them that they have to stay put until things calm down. Or in other words, "You should have listened and evacuated, you dumb farks"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Two words you don't want associated with your swimming pool: snake orgy
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why do Yanks and Brits spell English words differently?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Eric Trump: My father really isn't that smart after all
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, someone has actually conducted a study ranking every common curse word from most to least offensive. Put a nickel in the swear jar
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Wed October 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
As if the San Francisco 49ers don't have enough problems this season, the team is now accused of laundering money into Santa Clara politics
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins front office: Because of Matthew, we're shutting things down. Miami Dolphins offense: we're way ahead of you guys
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over the wording of a Fark headline. Okay, maybe it was really just over a cup of coffee, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
An Indian-American native of Steve King's district has a few words for his racially pure vision of Western Iowa. About 962 words, to be precise
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
I don't always neglect to change the default password on my IoT devices, but when I do they get taken over by a giant botnet that is behind the biggest DDoS attack on record
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ruin a date in five words
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In today's "Weird or cool from Japan": Pay your Furusato tax and get a ninja sword as a thank you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama says Trump is the slug that crawled out of Sarah Palin's word salads
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's time to accept that we will die at the hands of our smartphones "
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Over 8% of the population of Norway eats tacos every Friday; meanwhile, Mexico reports no plans to engage in reciprocal lutefisk consumption
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pompous twit claims laziness is killing the magnificent English language. Num sayin?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Costco now has five million reasons to remember that Tiffany & Co. really doesn't like it when you use their trademark to sell fake products
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
All My Children actor Larkin Malloy has died at 62 after suffering a heart attack. No word if his evil twin will take over
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chris Bosh fires his longtime agent after being dumped by the Miami Heat. Apparently even a professional athlete can figure out that 10% of zero is still zero
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to review constitutionality of Trademark Office's ban on offensive trademarks, finally giving Drew a chance to file an amicus brief using the word 'Fark'
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams Directing a Portal Movie? This better not be a cake
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Perhaps a more suitable campaign slogan for Trump would be "Seriously, ladies, you could lose a few pounds"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Go home Thomas, you're drunk
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blackberry is done making smartphones. In other news, apparently Blackberry was still making smartphones
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Wed September 28, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So how socially awkward are you, really? There's a scentific test for that now. Think you could take it without embarassing yourself?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump at today's Iowa rally: "Raise your hand if you're NOT a Christian conservative. I want to see that. There's a few of them. Should we keep them?" --No word on if he raised his own hand or not
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can you correctly pronounce ALL the words in this sentence: "Feeling lackadaisical, I attended a concert of a flautist wearing haute couture, then stopping afterwards for a meal of bouillon with endive, two gyros and ice cream with mascarpone"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Pizzeria owner to people who complained on Facebook about the no-gun policy inside his restaurant: 'F.O.' "You can interpret it any way you want, I could have written the words out, but didn't"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that Corey Hart was just trying to get a good night's sleep
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Tue September 27, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
American air traffic control will be done entirely by text messages between controllers and pilots within a year
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Trump campaign's dirty tricks guy and porn-obsessed imp Roger Stone says Hillary immediately put on oxygen after debate
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bloomberg TV will fact check tonight's debate in real time on screen. No word on whether or not the plan is to just put up a graphic that says "Liar" every time Trump opens his mouth
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has three key weaknesses that can be used against him in the debate. But since nobody here wants to read a goddamn 4,000 word Slate article about them, let's just identify our own version of them here
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In other words, we all see each other as we want to; in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fascinating Bob Dylan interview explains why being creative gets harder when you're old
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Thu September 22, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police use social media to find owner of wedding photo album found in bin ... turns out to be totes awkward (their words)
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Out-of-work British TV host now calling people's pets to cheer them up: "I never thought Noel Edmonds would call and speak to my actual cat, but when the phone was placed beside the hairy ear of the cat, he offered words of reassurance and hope"
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(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds that words actually mean something, even in contracts, and rules that since the St. Louis Rams made season ticket holders buy "personal seat licenses", the LA Rams owe them either tickets in the new stadium or a refund of their PSL
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oregon will dress like ducks this Saturday. No word on if they plan on throwing the game by going for 2 after every touchdown
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Joan of Arc's sword missing, search centered on San Dimas Mall
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New York DMV figures out they can still charge parking tickets to license plates that they have destroyed. Previous owner would like a word
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wedding party ends with fight over something called "leftover liquor." I know the individual words, but combined they make no sense at all
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas: Okay, here's the $1.9 mil we agreed to to settle the Sandra Bland death thing. Lawyers: What about the other agreement we made? The one about retraining the police? Texas: Do what now?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley lookalike arrested on five counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, pointing a gun at another, terroristic threats, DUI and probation violations. No word on his diabeetus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times public editor wants the paper to avoid using the word "lie" because it "feels partisan"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
FBI overpaid $999,900 to crack San Bernardino iPhone 5c password
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite Paul Ryan saying the word "poverty" a lot lately, 99.6% of the tax cuts in the House GOP's tax plan would benefit the wealthiest 1% of Americans
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
This anti-Trump blogger has the same name as a Trump adviser. Naturally, he plays along with anyone who confuses them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Obama doesn't mention the word "terror" when remarking on the NYC bombings but did when talking about the Minnesota stabbings therefore potato
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Architect falls off roof of NYC skyscraper. Apparently the final words he wrote in his notebook were "needs railing"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan to women who date sugar daddies, "Are you a prostitute?" Subby removes wishlist from profile
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