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43 headlines found matching 'witness'
Sun April 16, 2017
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If barber tells you haircuts cost $10, but you only got $2, you can't make up the $8 difference by shooting the barber. What about the tip?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's different on the streets," says Georgia cop explaining how "resisting arrest" listed in his official police report is the same as "unprovoked punching of an unarmed suspect with hands above his head" shown on a witness cellphone video
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Body of a man who witnesses say was tossed out an airplane lands on the roof of a Mexican hospital. Well, if nothing else, you DO have to admire their aim
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Tue April 11, 2017
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Gun bill in Missouri house would make business owners who post signs prohibiting concealed firearms responsible for injuries sustained during any criminal act involving guns on their property
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Trump did so much damage to the Syrian air force that it took them an entire day before they could bomb Khan Sheikhoun again
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Shark-punching season has started in Florida
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you believe in karma? Have you ever witnessed or heard about a story where it came to bite them in the butt?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee holds open hearings on the Russian involvement in the 2016 US Presidential elections and other elections across Europe. Get your popcorn ready, folks. 10:00 AM EDT on C-SPAN 3
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Not sure where to spend your next vacation? This may help: Arkansas is desperate to find volunteers to witness executions
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson says he won't be called to testify as a witness in the insider trading trial he was involved in. Because as all golfers know, any penalties should be called by the defendant on himself
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy carrying wooden sword and toy gun confronted by police in a public park. Guess how it ends (Hint: happened in Canada)
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Thu March 23, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
I've got more than a feeling that Boston's drummer collapsed and died while performing on a cruise ship
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Wed March 22, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rising polonium prices and a stagnant economy force Russians to use gravity poisoning to save rubles
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Mon March 20, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Couple go into bar around midnight, order drinks. Woman passes out. Staff calls cab. Before cab arrives, woman vomits in front of bar, Man gets into fight with bar staff. Police arrive, arrest couple. Quick, where'd couple's 5-year-old daughter go?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say that alcohol may help people recall events MORE clearly. Although it's hard to remember the last time a wino was called to the stand as the star witness
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prosecutor showing the witness the murder weapon
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Fri March 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, blowing someone away for using a cell phone in a movie theatre doesn't qualify for a 'stand your ground' defense, even in Florida
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyer's pants catch on fire during closing arguments while defending his client in an arson case
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nest working on array of new smart home products including burglar alarms, door bells, Jehovah's Witness humiliator, anti bill collector laser, emergency fart vacuum, expired milk sniffer and poisonous spider detector
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Thu March 02, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you ever witnessed a tourist do something stupid?
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." it doesn't say anything about being lazy or being a hoarder
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Giraffe live stream banned from YouTube for nudity and sexual content. Were they necking?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Admiral who oversaw the mission to get Osama bin Laden says Donald Trump is the worst threat to democracy he's ever witnessed
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing from Flame Broiler. By the looks of it, with his face
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Sat February 04, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The healing can never begin until cops stop applauding when they witness an anti-Trump protester get punched
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Fri February 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York police investigate a potential suicidal jump off the George Washington Bridge, though some witnesses say a green man on a glider was seen battling with a man in red and blue tights and tossed a bound blonde woman over the side
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NBA All-Star Game takes place on Feb. 19 we may witness an all-time first as 4 Golden State Warriors may be playing all at the same time vs. the East
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Fri January 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer takes aim at CNN. News: For calling people demonstrating "demonstrators"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Sweden: Great at making plastic flat-pack furniture. Less good at spotting UFOs
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Rush hour traffic stopped by motorists staring at a set of headlights
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Finally a good reason to visit Indianapolis
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Armed bystanders get 1 person killed, 5 others shot during robbery
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Forget Trump and his inauguration. Someone has stolen wild cabbages from a nature reserve. That's right folks, the REAL news always happens in Kent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World is a little on the not-too-thrilled side after witnessing Trump's America-first inauguration speech
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Fri January 20, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
According to Elijah Cummings, if Americans knew what Congress knew, they would boycott the inauguration too
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought it was a 'Springer Spaniel'
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police union boss, who recently complained that officers charged with criminal offenses were being named publicly has been... go on, take a guess
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you invite your church group over to the house to watch religious DVDs, make sure you clear your laptop's browser of child porn before hitting Play
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass Murderer Anders Breivik, in court over alleged abuses to his human rights, attempts to call Kyle to the witness stand. Well, he would, if he could find him. Has anyone seen him? He's about this tall
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Wed January 04, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Hell hath no fury like a woman with a 3.5 ton towing capacity"
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In praise of the Omega Speedmaster, the "holy grail" of watches that was developed in top secret labs for astronauts to wear in outer space. But your Casio is nice too
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Chief White House photographer Pete Souza picks his favorite First Family shots of 2016. Look and weep because it's the last time you'll see 'presidential' for some time
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Tue December 27, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
6-year-old Alaskan boy: Ninjas killed my family. Need money for Kung Fu lessons
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