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54 headlines found matching 'witness'
Tue June 28, 2016
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another house explodes in Mississauga
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple explosions and gunfire reported at Ataturk Airport in Istanbul. Air traffic through Constantinople is unaffected at this time
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher and a school board member witness and fail to report sex abuse of minor. How many degrees is this removed from football? Consider it's Pennsylvania, and then click the link
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Brawl in liquor store parking lot. Alcohol bottles may have been involved
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bob Barker accuses CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series "Zoo." The good news is that there really aren't any witnesses since the show airs on CBS
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Wed June 22, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Haven't you ever wanted fried chicken so badly that you break into a fast-food restaurant to steal frozen chicken and take off on your bicycle?
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Video shows Cavs fans stomping on Cleveland police car: 'I thought they won?'
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family learns lesson about bigotry after attending a Trump rally: "Once you witness discrimination first hand, it's a totally different experience. I was in a state of shock"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting in America? Must be a day ending in -y
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
Rapey McDumpster's expert witness has defended other unconscious-body rapers, and gets $40k for expertiness like "'pace yourself,' 'avoid Jell-O shots,' and 'beer before liquor, never sicker.'"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have written as a character witness in support of a rapist
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
A boat named Obama the Tremendous with 6 Cuban refugees aboard makes it to shore. Beachgoers give the refugees food and water and...Trump hats
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A city that has one of the most anti-gun laws in America witnessed shootings over the weekend in which 64 individuals were wounded and 6 confirmed dead
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Fri June 03, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Does murder witness want a cracker? Maybe repeat what he heard?"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"A man who goes by the name of Pork Chop was up to his ears in stress Wednesday, so he buried his boss up to the waist with a front-end loader, according to an arrest report"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Serena Williams isn't voting because it's against her religion
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy suffers from Michelle Duggar Syndrome after shark attack
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Tue May 31, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Can it really be considered 'armed robbery' if your choice of weapon is a sharp rock?
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fusion)
 
 
 
No, Texas, you cannot execute a man based solely on the testimony of a witness "hypnotized" by police
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman changes full-size police car into compact smart car using only the power of alcohol and poor life decisions
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Fri May 20, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo Uber shooter's preliminary examination goes about as expected
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Thu May 19, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"You go now. You here one hour. Why you here one hour?"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Isn't love grand when wife testifies in court her husband didn't really mean to walk up to her vehicle, try to shoot her in head as she picked up daughter from work in hospital parking lot?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly through the windshield of a transit bus
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Well, this is your problem right here"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two survivors of Mayfield, KY tornado describe their experience
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Suspended WWE Superstar Adam Rose arrested for domestic battery. The Bunny has been taken into protective custody
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It happens; you forget a suitcase on the side of the road. Then all of London goes into a panic, thinking it's a bomb left by ISIS
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Forensic drug-lab chemist, and expert court witness, apparently tested drug samples the direct way - for 8 years
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Is that a python in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me block your exit from my pet store?"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Things NOT to say in a prison shower: "I say there there, fellow with the teardrop tattoos - don't you know who I am?"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Benghazi Select Committee expands its list of witnesses to include Radio Tough Guys
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Science just witnessed space farts
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought elephants could fly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists witness a "flash of light" during conception between a sperm and egg. Apparently it's hard to read the map for directions on where to go when it's so dark down there
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night stays these couriers, but a BAC of .30 and a street sign will
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Based on witness sketches, it seems that a one-eyed pirate with a Mr. Hanky tattoo and his lopsided friend tried to abduct a child in Northwest D.C
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many times have you found yourself with boxes of unused tampons and sanitary napkins and wondered how to get rid of them? Now you will witness the power of this fully operational industrial shredder
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought Humvees could fly
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When you say you saw someone "petting a bison", you really mean that they were in fact, petting a bison. (And surviving, with video)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a battle of "Huh, they're still alive?", Pat Boone accuses SNL of Anti-Christian bias after their "God's Not Dead 2" parody
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Tue April 19, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Behold the ultimate geek marriage proposal that includes a R2-D2 engagement ring and two Time Lords as witnesses. All that's missing is a spoken word rendition of "So Happy Together" by William Shatner
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(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
When asked why he made the trip to Walmart, all Barnett said was "tacos"
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Woman witnesses motorcyclists punching a man on the ground in the middle of the road, so she stops and pulls out her gun. Then things get weird
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's a flying clam
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Young woman punched in the face for no apparent reason by man in the park. With helpful picture of the park in the early 1930s
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Thu April 07, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Police kill pit bull. I know his music is questionable, but that seems somewhat extreme
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Sun April 03, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flyers fans flew
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your cruise ship is now arriving at Pier 1...Pier 2...Pier 3
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Multiple appeals failed to free a man who spent 20 years in jail after being convicted of a murder despite having 13 alibi witnesses who could show he was a thousand miles away at the time. However, one "Dateline" special about the case did the tirck
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Fri March 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20,000 marathon runners in China receive free soap, mistake them for energy bars. "Witnesses report many bars of soap, all with one bite missing, dumped at the roadside"
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
If it pleases the court, your honor, I'd like to take this outside and open a can of whoop-ass on the defendant's lawyer
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember. It is always "a baby" not "your baby"
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