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69 headlines found matching 'witness'
Sun February 18, 2018
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the first witness has hit the Trump Russian Collusion pleasure palace and campaign headquarters
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget Skynet and witness the rise of ultra-processed fake meat
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Mon February 12, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Pastor claims teen parishioner had multiple personalities, just had sex with the demonic one
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Thu February 08, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What the hell is there left to say at this point? Another completely absurd day in Trumpland. Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Come on in and witness the madness starting at 8pm ET
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
We may have a new winner for the "Amateur Sketch" meme
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Mon February 05, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"I see TSA People"; Haley Joel Osment rages at McCarran Gate Agents three times after he finds multiple Vegas flights are overbooked
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The reaction from those witnessing the final days of Time Inc., now conquered by a Koch Brothers' front: "I'd rather watch my parents have sex"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A mob of dozens of bicyclists rode the wrong way through the streets of Manhattan, heckling walkers and attacking drivers who confronted them, witnesses say
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Fri February 02, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Father accused of dropping 'vaping liquid' into 9-week-old baby's mouth: 'I've done it before'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Now I know my BAC. Next time won't you sing with me?
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Have it your way, at Burger King" was just an advertising slogan. It's not to be taken literally, and it certainly doesn't mean you can just walk in, whip out your junk and start beating it like it owes you money
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bystander on the ground thinks, "hey, free helicopter"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bystander on the ground thinks, "hey, free helicopter"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Three Dutch banks and the Dutch tax authority were all hit with DDOS attacks after it's revealed that Dutch intel services witnessed Russia meddling in the 2016 American election. Purely coincidence no doubt
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(Rochester Post Bulletin)
 
 
 
A man, a woman, true romance, an airline flight, a blanket, a bottle of Fireball
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump masterminded the plot to discredit key FBI witnesses
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Man named Weed busted on drug charges
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Mon January 15, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
20 arrested after a fight broke out over a missing iPhone at John's Incredible Pizza. Fark: nobody checked the lost & found
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Sun January 14, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When you insist on mooning people in public, be prepared to be the butt of jokes
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ancient Indian petroglyph decoded. Shows that the dinosaurs witnessed Supernova HB9 alongside humans
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Wed January 10, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Regarding the immigration meeting where Trump contradicted himself numerous times on his policy stance, he claims he's received "letters of congratulations" from anchors "saying it was one of the greatest meetings they've ever witnessed"
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Mon January 08, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man arrested in DC trying to pick up 9.4 pounds of marijuana delivered to wrong address
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
As of now, the only major presidential candidate from 2016 not facing criminal investigations is Gary "Was the Election Today" Johnson
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Sun January 07, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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Fri January 05, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Police say they have 'massive concerns' over the wellbeing of a man who was sent flying by a car - which he then crawled into moments later" (with video)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not content with witness tampering, Trump tries his hand at "Senate candidate tampering"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller may have a Deep Throat witness on Russia. So that's what we're calling the pee pee tapes now?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Pence has witnessed the firepower of this fully GAY Jones
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anonymous witness who testified for the Mueller grand jury tells NYT Trump won't get a fair shake because there aren't enough white people on the jury. Calm down. He probably has at least one black friend, so it's ok
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Teenager dies playing Russian Roulette. Witnesses waited until he lost the game to call 911
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought iguanas could fly
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
You just witnessed a van slowly jump the curb and hit a building in downtown Seattle. Do you A) Check on status of injured, B) Call 911 or C) Beat the crap and curse out the driver who already had a medical episode?
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Tue December 26, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you witness a man punching an ATM for giving him too much cash
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Sat December 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The reason McCabe was mentioned to not be working with the FBI? He is a witness. And he's testified. Also why the clown has been making a lot of noise this weekend to distract
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Rinsed Pubes showed up at the White House a little more than 24 hours before the Foreign Policy story broke. What's a little witness tampering mixed with obstruction of justice?
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine Warden Service wants to warn everyone that the ice on lakes and ponds is still too thin to land a Maine Warden Service plane on
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Wed December 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN interviews the Navy pilot who witnessed the streetlight from this weekend's video release
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Tue December 19, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"I was standing up here waiting on the Madison bus on Western, and a guy came up naked," witness Lutisha Gibson said. "Before I knew it, he slapped a lady and walked across the street, then I heard a shot"
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Fri December 15, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Mysterious grass-covered man hides in bathroom at senior citizen center prepping for new season of American Horror Stories audition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What are republicans so worried about in the whole Trump-Russia investigation that they want to shut down the investigation?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes (R-eally not recused) sends staffers to NYC to interview (totally not tamper with or coach) witnesses Felix Sater and Rhona Graff to try to stay ahead of Mueller and the Dems in the Russia probe
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Those three "eyewitnesses" the White House provided to disprove Trump's accusers weren't present when any of the sexual misconduct supposedly happened. Therefore they didn't see it. Therefore it didn't happen. Checkmate, libs
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House releases list of eye witnesses who prove Trump never harassed any women. It's about what you expected
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Mon December 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Huckster claims that the White House will provide eyewitnesses that prove that all 12 women accusing Trump are lying. Expect John Miller to make a reappearance
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Sat December 09, 2017
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
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Thu December 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There must be some kind of way outta here from the former Jehovah's Witnesses building
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Wed December 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses pulled a man out of a pickup truck and detained him. Mugshot shows "detained" used here as a euphemism
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nun walks in on priest sexually abusing 8-year-old girl, so she A) calls the police to report him, B) notifies church officials, or C) calls the girl a whore and breaks her arm
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational electromagnetic railgun prototype that has cost taxpayers $500 million so far...for the last time because the project will be cancelled
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Drunk, yelling the strip club DJ is "anti-white racist", and shooting a gun in the parking lot is no way to go through life, son
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will America witness a swift end due to Republican taxes? Will Donnie Two Scoops twitshiat his heart away? Will Mueller *finally* announce the next round of indictments? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
In this uncertain age, it's good to know that solid citizens will stand up to do drug-fueled battle with the lizard people on President Trump's command
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The president called several senators to urge them to pressure Senator Burr (R) to close the Russia investigation, says a Republican senator. Republicans now have public proof that the president committed obstruction of justice: they're witnesses
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Actor James Woods witnessed a robbery while playing poker in Vegas. He wasn't much help to the police, however, as the robbers distracted him with a piece of candy
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Tue November 28, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lil Kim attacks the sea again, Trump tweets his foot into his mouth again, and rumors are swirling about witnesses flipping for Mueller again. This is the Tantrum Tuesday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. The fiesta starts at 8PM EST
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Thu November 23, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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Your annual Thanksgiving day tradition: Les Nessman reporting on WKRP's turkey drop. "As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep your popcorn supply stocked ya'll: "Witnesses questioned by Mueller's team warn that investigators are asking about other foreign contacts and meetings that have not yet become public, and to expect a series of new revelations"
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that "reliable witness" about the Clinton uranium scandal? Yeah... not so much
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
We could be witnessing the dawn of a flattery arms race. We cannot allow a sweet-talk gap with the Soviets
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
So, you remember that naked Canadian car crash the other day? Well, it gets weirder... [Includes naked perp pix]
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ex-soccer player gets a red card from God while trying to learn how to surf
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Sun November 05, 2017
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Reset the clock. Mass shooting at a Texas church. Multiple casualties have been reported (link switched)
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Edvard Munch's "The Scream" action figure
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of odd things witnessed during a flight. Have you seen anything stranger?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Felon who fired his public defenders, to act as his own attorney in fatal shoot-out case, starts rough when his ex-girlfriend testifies for the prosecution: "When did your feelings change?" "When you shot at the car"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Possible shooter in a car running over pedestrians and then hitting a school bus very close to subby in Downtown Manhattan. Multiple injured
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Wed October 25, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
2PM EST: House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on FFC oversight. Issue A is Net Neutrality
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Daily Item)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance and crashes a few blocks away before rushing into CVS and storming the counter for 'pills'. Witnesses unsure if cops or suspect then said 'tada'
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