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36 headlines found matching 'winter'
Tue August 30, 2016
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Massachusetts wants to move itself into a new time zone because its resident alcoholics want to day-drink longer in the winter or something
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Thu August 25, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Braves trade Francoeur to Marlins in exchange for a motivational speaker who LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gorillas expected to freeze to death this winter, scientists predict
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Tue August 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter wishes Instagram haters would just "let her live", says she'll post pics of her ass whenever she wants to
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Ray-Ban Camo Aviator Classic Sunglasses. I went looking for a joke about wearing sunglasses in winter but it turns out it's actually a good idea. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon July 25, 2016
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
It took half a year, but the police have solved the Case of the Nail Polish Bandit, which would make a fabulous Hardy Boys mystery title
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Police on the hunt for naked bicyclist who always comes out at night. Neighbors complain about having a full moon more than once a month
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Fri July 22, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Teen attacks another teen with a sword, yelling something about "winter is coming"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Economists say store some food, gather the family around the fire, hunker down for the winter, and get ready for the longest economic recovery in history
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Winter is coming......In the summer of 2017
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Cricket Australia)
 
 
 
Australian cricket's Big Bash League, featuring world's top Twenty20 players, is coming to American basic cable this winter with ten matches carried on NBCSN live and on replay. Wicked googly, eh what?
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"The rules were simple; if the contestants took a sip of milk, regurgitated, passed out or called an ambulance, they were disqualified"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rochester, Minnesota is named the healthiest U.S. city. Apparently anyone who can survive a winter in Rochester, Minnesota can make it through just about anything
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(TusUE.com)
 
 
 
Military equipment shouldn't die this way
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Fri July 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most luxurious way to catch norovirus ever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Every winter, the population of great white sharks along the west coast disappears deep into the Pacific Ocean-swimming for 30 to 40 days to reach a point halfway between Mexico and Hawaii. And no one knows why. Solution: Attach cameras to the sharks
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winter is delaying
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Wed July 06, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, what's next for Jon Snow on Game of Thrones following The Winds of Winter? Will he finally know something in season seven? [Warning: Spoilers and rampant speculation]
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to health professionals, going commando at night is necessary to let your nether regions 'breathe' and to avoid infection"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't worry. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't let it go
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worst Korea defies recent tradition by unveiling Winter Olympic mascots that actually look like identifiable cartoon animals
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The MST3K/Rifftrax entourage takes on Game of Thrones. Add "Sudden onset Groot puberty" to great potential band names
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Lukewarm drink vending machines set up for health-wary women "who worry that their body gets too cold after drinking chilly beverages during the summer months"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Taxidermy on display in your living room. Cool or barbaric?
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Thu May 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So the U.S. has started using parasitic wasps to kill tree-eating beetles. I sure hope those gorillas can kill the wasps by winter
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Sun May 22, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jon and Sansa have reunited, and Littlefinger is against the wall. Daenerys topples the naysayers. And the White Walkers loom in the wintery distance. Will Brienne pierce the Vale? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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Fri May 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Nile crocodiles will eat the Burmese pythons but Florida won't get cold enough in the winter to kill mountain gorillas. You fools
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Soleil Moon Frye and raise you two Ariel Winters
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
The most famous bear in the world is back in Grand Teton National Park, along with her ugly-ass newborn cub
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
George RR Martin is releasing Winds of Winter one chapter at a time
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(The Australian)
 
Video
 
Amateur videographer films a pod of whales chasing and krilling a shark
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Fri May 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter responds to Chloe Grace Moretz's criticism of Kim Kardashian and subby has suddenly completely run out of farks to give. (shakes empty can) Won't someone please help?
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martian track marks may be caused by boiling water. Mars, "Yeah, that's the ticket. My track marks are from water, not my scurrilous drug use"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Since pot legalization Oregonians are full of pain killers, antibiotics, antihistamines, mercury, and pesticides. And that's just the oysters
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