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Thu July 28, 2016
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces Windows 10 update will be available in new education edition, including stricter security policies and no Cortana to entice students to do bad things with their PC like install third-party apps
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(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
"Michele Obama claims the White House was built by Slaves, here are the facts" *quizzical click* Lede: "It's time to stop griping about slavery" *closes browser window, backs away from computer slowly*
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly gets fact checked by ... Abigail Adams?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Police investigating after 11 female mannequins stolen from boutiques in small Ontario town: "It's creepy"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobicip Family Premium: Lifetime License. 5 device Parental control for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Android, Kindle Fire, Windows, Galaxy Nook. Finally stop what your kids are doing. Who is this Jack Septiceye anyway? (Sponsored Link)
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings' new stadium vandalized prior to official opening. Some folks just be all jealous 'bout my enormous, mammoth Gjallarhorn. Can't help themselves
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Thu July 21, 2016
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police accuse NFL Running Back Denard Robinson of having poor change of direction skills, slow burst, and no ability to operate between the hash marks. Also describe him as "asleep at the wheel." After driving into a pond. (with video)
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway police involved in rare shooting, firing twice and equaling the total number of shots fired by Norwegian police in all of 2014 or by Baltimore police in about .032 seconds
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Sat July 16, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft admits that if they aren't allowed to trick you into installing Windows 10 against your will they'll never be able to meet their projected install numbers
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
In perhaps the most shocking development of the campaign so far, Donald Trump declines an invitation to speak at the NAACP's annual convention
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article on on all the strange places Pokemon Go gyms can be found including White House, Pentagon, your mom's bedroom and that windowless white van over there
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
Yale dishwasher breaks through another barrier of racism - stained glass windows
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The perils of being an Uber driver in Florida
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Don't yank your parking brake while traveling at highway speeds. Here's an example why
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Moral of the story: always have a plan B. Especially if plan B involves a machete
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(Metro)
 
 
 
America: Road rage incites gunfire. England: Road rage incites ketchup spraying
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
The pond is so peaceful. Especially in the evening with the frogs croaking, the crickets chirping and the stars shining. And there's always a parking spot in it where I can sleep
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out dogs like riding in cars because damn that wind smells good plus it makes them feel like they're on the hunt
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Reality: Intoxicated man furiously pursues another car, gets out at a red light, and beats the driver through his open window. News Headline: Off-duty NYPD cop shoots unarmed motorist to death
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman in the window
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for a mystery bomber targeting people walking past his Manchester city center home. Fark: He's dropping water bombs
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft says it will stop trying to give you Windows 10 every 10 goddamn minutes
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Woman wins $10,000 lawsuit against Microsoft after an unauthorized installation of Windows 10 wrecks her computer. She did say however that the upgrade was a mild improvement over previous version
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook now features Starbucks integration, allowing you to schedule your very important meetings in the nearest coffee shop instead of that same old windowless conference room
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
If you are going to do road rage, do it right. Stab their car. Multiple times
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man upset over woman parking in front of his home jams tree branch through window, waves shotgun at her. He also waved a flag - care to guess which one?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"The 2016 European Championships are giving Irish pubs and off-licences across the land plenty to celebrate as Irish fans back their country by drinking as much as is humanely possible"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hey bud, who needs Windows when you can just Kind of open the doors to the cloud?
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owners arrested for the mere fact of waving handguns around while driving on I-75. In both hands. While drinking vodka and smoking weed. And pointing an assault rifle. When will this senseless persecution by the gun-grabbers end?
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Mon June 13, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teens save man in sinking car by hurling bricks and breaking car windows. When interviewed, teens said, "What? There was a guy in the there?"
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
You think your girlfriend is cheating on you? Here's what you do. Torch some guy's car at one A.M. and then confess to police while you are sitting on your porch, drinking a PBR and watching it burn. It's the Wisconsin way
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you've ever considered throwing your computer out the window after incorrectly entering your credit card information multiple times, today is your lucky day
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Christian bookstore posts Mark Twain quote in their window encouraging people to read the Bible. Internet: I do not think it means what you think it means
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Thu June 09, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who's clearly doing it wrong falls asleep at the wheel, then tries to flee when cops notice a large quantity of cocaine on the seat
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(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
Bill Gates announces he'll give away 100,000 a) Windows Phones, b) xBox Ones, or c) Chickens?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some men choke their chickens after a woman refuses their Facebook advances. This guy choked her chickens
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases a new Windows 10 preview with new icons. It's probably already installed itself in the background so go ahead and check it out
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Do you have your bleach? Are the windows boarded? How good are your DSL and cell phone connections? Will Colin have the strength to become a hurricane? It's your Official Tropical Storm Colin Discussion Thread. Stay safe, Farkers
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Not News: Car chase. News: Guy fools traffic copter by diving out window under cover of trees. Fark: Guy blows it wearing a Tony Romo jersey
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rangers in the middle of the Central African Republic have very low bandwidth connections and are not happy with Windows 10 downloading itself in the background. - "blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You complain that clicking the red X installs Windows 10 and you couldn't see the little option that said not to upgrade? Fine, we're deleting the X. And since our telemetry says nobody found it, we're also deleting the option that lets you say no
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's Father of the Year candidate not only got arrested for peeping into neighbors' teenage girl's bedroom window, but left his 10-year-old son home alone with two loaded handguns
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Man on quest to give himself E-Coli 366 days in a row
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jets say they want to re-sign Muhammad Wilkerson, but... (your excuse to the right)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S what you call multi-tasking
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gang armed with guns, bats and machetes attacks barber shop, trashes Alfa Romeo belonging to owner because one of them didn't like the haircut he got there. Fark: This fight has been going on for a YEAR
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Here's the definitive guide to not updating to Windows 10
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"A man broke his arm diving through a Costa Coffee shop's window after mistaking schoolchildren shouting and banging trays for a terrorist attack." Geez, try the decaf next time
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Wed May 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
25 years ago this month, a newly adult Bill Gates rocked the saucer-shaped glasses, touted Microsoft Windows 3.0, Visual Basic, Pen Windows, and multimedia to the masses at Windows World
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
New limited-edition vodak is made from San Francisco fog and smugness
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
One Windows to rule them all. Can we just throw it in Mount Doom and be done with it already?
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Mon May 23, 2016
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft now employing malware tactics to get you to upgrade to Windows 10
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A story that's both lame and sucks: Woman fights off burglar with crutch and vacuum cleaner
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I shot an arrow into the air / And where it went, I do not care
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know those stories about how women bare their breasts at police officers to get out of tickets? Say goodbye to your fantasy
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Haven't upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Maybe more ads in the start menu will entice you
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Me a flasher? No, I've just got balls the size of avocados
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Microsoft is now automatically scheduling upgrades to windows 10
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Chuck Norris: "I was bitten by communism once. After 3 excruciating days of terrible pain ... it died"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I bought a used car recently. What's the best way to get rid of the heavy stench of Febreze and dryer sheets, besides the obvious just keeping the windows down for 3 months?
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man's attempt to stop car thieves by jumping on hood doesn't end well
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Do you know who holds the NBA record for the most points (16) scored in overtime? If you said Gilbert Arenas you were right ... until last night
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(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
Hate your job? Survey finds everyone else does too
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Well, the fish egg potato chips seem to have worked, so why not try squid gut potato chips?
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you wonder why drones keep flying into your kitchen window it's because they're getting flying lessons from the birds
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
After months of trying to force it on you, Microsoft will start charging for Windows 10 this July
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Libertarians says it's not too late for Rand Paul to save us Trump. Isn't he pretty busy with a successful drag reality show?
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duck and its ducklings do their annual waddle through a school on their way to the pond, with your "awwww" moment for the day
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old falls from huge window. Picking the right college gets harder and harder every year. (Caption on video)
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Mon May 02, 2016
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Del Taco manager who brags about being the owner's son during obscenity-filled tirade about overlooked hot sauce packets and the likelihood of cellphone footage "going viral" finds out the answer is no on 1, yes on 2
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of all adults say they've raided their kids' piggy banks for beer money
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(TechWorm)
 
 
 
Sure, it's possible to port Windows 95 to an Apple iWatch, but why would anyone want to?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If someone blocks your driveway, can you ram their car? Here comes the legalese
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
"It looks like you're trying to issue a Thunderstorm Warning. Clippy recommends upgrading to Windows 10 so you can better issue a Thunderstorm Warning"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Can you describe the ruckus, officer?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Purple Reign
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Sat April 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Planners hope to build a hotel over the oldest cemetery in Iceland. Haven't we seen this movie before?
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Thu April 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back" - Sepp Blatter
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts court asked to decide if Ambien defense to DUI also applies to non-Kennedys
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I believe within 10 years, a quadriplegic in an exoskeleton will be the fastest sprinter on Earth. In the 20 year window, I'm positive people will electively start taking out one eyeball and putting in a robotic eye to see germs and poison gases"
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Facebook experimenting with 'tip jar' so users can get paid for their content. No word if Fark will follow suit with its own 'Pickle Jar' version
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's not enough just to tell kids what not to do; sometimes you gotta demonstrate WHY not
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you still use QuickTime for Windows, you might want to finally stop and join the rest of the decade
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Owl trained to deliver wedding rings crashes headfirst into church window. That's what Harry Potter gets for using Errol instead of Pigwidgeon; of course, Hedwig is dead
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
DirecTV installer saves double amputee veteran from burning house sometime between the hours of 3 PM and 9 PM
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Wed April 13, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
And the decline of western civilization continues: food trucks for dogs growing in Seattle
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Tue April 12, 2016
(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
"My chicken sandwich was wrong, by the way"
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Mon April 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
She was all he'd ever want, she's the kind he'd like to flaunt and take to dinner, but now Tom Jones' lady has passed away. F Cancer/2016
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Sun April 10, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Prank callers convince Burger King to smash out their windows in the funniest prank call since they were asked if there are any walls there
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
If you were born last night. Welcome to the big blue marble called erf, oh and power lines are not safe
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"Barefoot burglar sneaks in through doggy door" is surprisingly not a euphemism
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's criminal genius attempts to elude police after burglary by spraying himself with two dry chemical fire extinguishers. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Windows 10 update notification attacks Japanese office building still on Windows 7. Gamera, save us
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Yes, there really is such a thing as transparent wood, and it could someday replace glass windows
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade
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