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Sat November 18, 2017
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Like you reprobates need an excuse for day drinking - however, of the 13 hockey games today, 5 of them are scattered around the EST's afternoon (starting at 1pm). Looking out the window at what's currently out there weather wise, drinking it is. SUP
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Shhhhh. SpaceX is sending up a double secret payload Friday. Launch window opens at 8pm EST, but don't tell the Russians. (video stream begins 15 minutes prior to launch)
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Marketeer or Window Dresser? Help me understand this by giving your take
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Sat November 11, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"I'm in a high speed chase, bro." And then the tazing began
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman decides she wants to adopt a cat, one that had to be a middle-aged calico, and if she found such a cat she would it name it Bella. She goes to the shelter and is greeted by a 6-year-old calico ... named Bella. Serendipity, thy name is Caturday
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Slashdot user asks what a Mac user should know before buying a Windows laptop. "Welcome to the real world, jackass" suspiciously absent
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
When thinking about getting back together with your ex standing outside of their second-floor bedroom window at 1am is not the best way to go about it
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Tue October 31, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wendy Williams passes out on live TV, It's a family tradition, just like her father Hank would do
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The tragic tale of Florida Man, his collection of guns, and his imagination thankfully ends with no fatalities
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches a comsat to GTO with a drone ship landing today. Satellite will be powerful enough to stream every K-Pop song simultaneously. Window opens at 3:34pm ET, webcast starts about 15 minutes prior
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the museum says don't tap the shark tank, THEY MEAN DON'T TAP THE SHARK TANK
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Windows XP's iconic wallpaper hill survived California wildfires. Firewall worked for once
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy leads police on a hour long, 100 MPH+ chase in Ohio. The police comment, "He's a good driver". And by "guy" I mean a 10 year old kid. Sounds like the cops were imitating Ron Burgundy, "Actually, I'm not even mad, that's amazing"
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in 'Murica math: 200 Trump inauguration protesters face a total of 14000 years in prison over 6 broken windows. A) How many years does each protester face? B) How many future windows will be saved by this? C) How broken is the justice system?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says this is the year they eradicate polio, Windows Vista
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Wed October 25, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The first Newfie says "Hey look, UFO" and the second Newfie says "No, YOU F-O"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prefer a window seat? Psychologists say you're a selfish douchebag compared to the considerate, easy-going, handsome and gorgeous residents of the aisle seat, but you do get more sleep
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(Earth Touch News)
 
 
 
It seems like when a school has cougar problems, it's usually one of the faculty, not an actual cougar
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Police looking for a "Noel Gallagher lookalike" who has been licking windows in Swindon. Chances are, it's probably not a lookalike
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Official photo of Tillerson meeting appears to have been digitally altered to remove a clock. White House spokesperson expected to claim "ain't nobody got time for that"
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Sat October 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to break into a store and empty the cash register, don't leave your wallet with your photo ID behind
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Full moon shined on Trump's motorcade yesterday
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Wed October 18, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Kidnapped grandmother fends off knife-wielding attacker by reaching for something that responds much faster than the police
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Why yes officer, my truck is in A+ mechanical condition and I'm as sober as a nun
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Attractive and successful European-Americans? Researchers find that mutations that caused "white" skin originated in Africa. In unrelated news: All three Alt-right asses who actually read "Science" expected to jump out a high window
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Planes. Here's a Gulf Stream V, 2012. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got whitewall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Windows Phone ... we hardly knew ya
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
When a car thief pursued by police jumps in the water to escape, the police must shoot and kill him in self defense
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Black Twitter" has a problem with Ray Lewis
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft innovates again in Windows 10, plans to rename Windows Store app to "Microsoft Store" and alter its goofy icon to resemble actual Microsoft Store shopping bag
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely window
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
You say you're cutting things off between us? Well, then I'm cutting things off, too
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guys, is your face wider and squarer than most men? Well, the good news is that women apparently find you more attractive. The bad news is that you're a lousy husband
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Fri September 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Trump fires Mueller. Then he climbs backward out the window into Outside Over There
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says he's sorry for Control-Alt-Delete. Apologies for Clippy, MS-DOS, Windows 95, Office 360, Bob, XP, Windows phone, others coming later
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Overseas hackers extorting Montana community via cyber threats. This is what happens when you don't upgrade from Windows XP
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns call John Cena a humanoid and hit him with the Papoose To Go? Will Enzo dive through a window to escape the Miz? Will Alexa try to weasel out of another confrontation with Nia Jax? Will you stop ... in and watch Raw on USA at 8 ET
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Mon September 11, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Remembering that time Jackie Chan signed up for a movie about a window cleaner who foils a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center - all before 9/11 happened
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence recalls the longest 12 minutes of his life. Karen Pence blushes
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Fri September 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians have won 15 straight games, resulting in a windows company giving rebates to customers that did business with them in July. The company plans on doing the same thing if the Browns win three straight
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Thu September 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tinder poo-thrower comes clean: "I have many regrets"
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tenants: We would like to board up our windows to protect your property before Irma blows in. Landlord: Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't do it
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tiger shot in Atlanta, vows to be back for The Masters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's fly over Pyongyang, North Korea for a rare aerial view of the city ... in the daytime of course as we know the place has no lights at night
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After terrorizing the population, Trump blinks on rescinding DACA. Sort of
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Actual BBC headline: Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz restaurant owner who closed his business after a local paper reported his campaign contributions to David Duke last year, blames "the War on Whites" for the closure. Bonus irony: it was a Chinese restaurant
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Mon August 28, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mugshot of dude who stole a school bus, then tossed a gun out the window during a massive police chase looks exactly like you'd expect
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Aetna notifies 12,000 patients by mail that their HIV medication are going to be changed. Fark: With the letters "HIV" visible from the envelope window. Remember folks, it's spelled HIPAA, not HIPPO
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Riding on the back of a tow truck and bashing its windows with a crowbar won't stop your car from being repossessed, but it will make great video
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So how did the Generals convince Trump to flip on Afghanistan? 1) presented a detailed strategy for defeating the enemy. 2) showed him photos of Afghan women wearing mini-skirts in the 1970s?
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Sat August 19, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After guy's video of rat running around counter of Original Tommy's Burgers gets million+ views on Facebook, restaurant chain suggests he faked it like the Moon Landing
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Fri August 18, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Sorry the press hounded you thinking you were the new Doctor Who"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Windows 10 Mobile user surprised to discover that Microsoft's latest cumulative update crashes all his GPS-using apps, wonders if it is time to switch to iPhone or Android
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"The interior of the Chevy Cavalier was filled with damaged windows, dumpster debris, spoiled food and cigarette butts. And underneath all that - to the surprise of a Columbus police officer - a naked 3-year-old boy"
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Sat August 12, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull turns out to be less unrealistic than previously thought
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you're drunkenly staring at the foam bubbling atop your latest beer, try not to think about the fact that you're really staring into the face of reality in the tiniest of scales
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Tenured Billings teacher who let student climb out of window fired for poor performance
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"Very, very low" levels of plutonium detected in air at Washington nuclear site, state says. Drivers told to roll up windows
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Seventy percent of Windows 10 users are fine with the spyware we've baked into the OS. In no way is that number inflated due to the difficulty in finding all of the privacy settings we've hidden
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It turns out there's a very good reason the White House has not commented on the Minnesota mosque bombing: the White House first wants to rule out the possibility it was a false flag attack
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's unveils the self-serve pizza portal of the future. It's not quite a Star Trek replicator, but at least you can say 'computer, give me terrible pizza right now' and have it work
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The twenty-two worst game show answers of all time. In the butt?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Leaked Foxconn Images show iPhone 8 innards as well as Foxconn running Windows XP. Let the hacking begin
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Mon August 07, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Self-driving van" spotted in Arlington was actually being driven by a researcher disguised as a car seat
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Oh, that will buff right out. Gonna need a mallet to take out the dent on the roof, though
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
An incident involving a red-haired girl and a cucumber escalates into assault on a police officer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
So after two years, what is the verdict on Microsoft Windows 10?
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Wed August 02, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman's attempted recreation of Das Boot interrupted by workers
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Tue August 01, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
Weeners
 
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel," but it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: London hoarder creates "the most dangerous house in England." Fark: By storing so many items outside his property he needs a ladder to get in through an upstairs window
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anonymous ICE agent to The New Yorker: There are no more rules, just a demand to round them up. So, feel free to feel contempt for us because we suck
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