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Headlines matching 'wife'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(Short List) Strange Not news: man divorces wife over her cats. Fark: she has 550 of them  (shortlist.com) (83)
(IndyStar) Interesting Susie Wheldon returns to the Speedway, Will Power tries to willpower his way to his first 'big' victory, Ryan Briscoe is confused by a question from his wife. It's your official Indianapolis 500 Carb Day thread  (indystar.com) (59)


Thu May 24, 2012
(YouTube) Cool The new TV spot for The Dark Knight Rises gives us a better look at Catwoman and her shenanigans. "My wife?"  (youtube.com) (29)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Wife arguing with you about a new car? That's a shootin'  (10tv.com) (18)


Sat May 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Spiffy It's your 2012 Preakness discussion thread. Can the Bodemeister run away from the field? Can you run away from your wife when she realizes you lost $500 and are fall-down drunk? Make your picks  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (83)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass NV state lawmaker who ran on a "family values" platform and sent out a mailing attacking her opponent's wife for wearing a dress that was too revealing is now trying to win the Maxim "Hot 100" bikini contest  (news.yahoo.com) (418)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass "Sodomy is not a Civil Right." - Bob Marshall (R-Va.), subby's wife   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (299)


Wed May 16, 2012
(NYPost) Sad The Kennedy Curse is validated one more time  (nypost.com) (147)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Wife calls Blagojevich's prison "one of the world's saddest places." The only thing that would make it sadder is one of the world's tiniest violins  (news.yahoo.com) (69)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Buffalo News) Stupid State of New York belatedly realizes it might not have been a great idea to let wife-killer decide where her ashes would be scattered  (buffalonews.com) (29)
(Daily Mail) Interesting New book on the CIA and their techniques. Bonus: Best Koreans will betray their country for a copy of Hustler  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)
(Miami Herald) Florida Armed robbers tell tow truck driver "Your money or your wife." Hubby won't be getting any sugar for the next fifty years  (miamiherald.com) (32)
(Some Slick Guy) Dumbass New study says that looks matter more than reputation when it comes to trusting people with your money. Obvious tag explodes, leaving its ex-wife broke, sitting next to a mistress at the funeral and having to file Chapter 13  (medicalxpress.com) (12)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing John Axford blows a save so badly it puts his wife into labor. He then leaves an awesome note for the media  (foxsportswisconsin.com) (17)
(Bitten and Bound) Sick 'Daddy has dementia and forgot he had a wife so daddy took another and it caused all kinds of strife.' Not the lyrics of a country tune ... it's Reese Witherspoon's current reality. #goodgoddaddy  (bittenandbound.com) (33)


Fri May 11, 2012
(CNN) Spiffy CNN reports on parenting and uses Drew and his wife Heather as excellent examples (w/photo)  (geekout.blogs.cnn.com) (196)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Interesting John Cena to wife: "You can't see me"  (bleacherreport.com) (312)
(Daily Star) Dumbass Soccer player names his HORSE after his wife...and expects her to be pleased  (dailystar.co.uk) (10)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Network to air political drama about a philandering former President of the United States and his Secretary of State ex-wife. Fark: Network insists the series is fictional  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)
(C|Net) Silly That guy next to you on the subway, shaking his leg like he's trying to remove dog crap on his shoe? Not to worry, he's just texting his wife he's running late for dinner  (news.cnet.com) (6)


Wed May 09, 2012
(ABC) Strange Lead singer of punk band "Against Me" says he's undergoing a sex change because he's always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body-a lesbian woman, however, so he's going to stay married to his wife  (abcnews.go.com) (109)
(Some Pot Farmer) Amusing T'aint corn. It's dope. Take a bushel home for the wife  (bnd.com) (129)
(JSOnline) Dumbass Your estranged wife wants to vote for a Democrat. Do you: C) throw yourself in front of her moving vehicle?  (jsonline.com) (182)
(CBC) Dumbass Murdering your wife and then claiming that she shot herself will not hold up in court if your wife is paralyzed and can't hold a gun. You probably should have known this, being a judge and all  (cbc.ca) (28)
(Daily Mail) Sad What's worse than finding out your soldier husband was killed? Meeting his other wife when you both try to claim his body  (dailymail.co.uk) (116)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard changed the poll sites, which isn't that funny until you consider the fact that his wife showed up at the wrong polling location  (indydemocrat.blogspot.com) (27)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing Russian man almost dies living in the woods for a month rather than eat his wife's cooking  (dailymail.co.uk) (16)
(Denver Westword) Amusing Man is selling off his mid-life crisis so his wife can buy hers  (blogs.westword.com) (52)
(Some Guy) Amusing Warren Buffett to CNBC interviewer: "I f*cked your wife"  (businessinsider.com) (132)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Daily Star) Amusing Today's Fark-ready headline: Delighted housewife knits spacesuit for rubber chicken  (dailystar.co.uk) (16)


Fri May 04, 2012
(MSNBC) Stupid If the Army wanted you to have a wife they would have issued you one. Now get on that plane to go Aghanistan and we'll take care of that pesky wife problem for you  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (288)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Ironic Chris Harrison officially a bachelor  (news-briefs.ew.com) (17)
(BBC) Sad John Edwards staffer testifies his late wife Elizabeth tore off her shirt and bra during an argument. COME AT ME, BRO  (bbc.co.uk) (113)
(Fark) Survey My wife asks me last night: "Would you be freaked out if someone you were dating told you they were a post-op transsexual?" So now, I pose this question to you  (fark.com) (296)
(Washington Post) Obvious Newt Gingrich, "My wife has pointed out to me approximately 219 times, give or take three, that moon colony was probably not my most clever comment in this campaign"  (washingtonpost.com) (60)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Wife of NC state senator sponsoring anti-gay amendment clarifies her previous remark by implying that only Caucasians are gay  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (203)
(Daily Kos) Asinine North Carolina's "Amendment One" to ban Gay marriage is needed "to protect the Caucasian race" says: a) The KKK's grand wizard; b) some crazy televangelist; or c) The wife of the bill's sponsor  (dailykos.com) (214)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Slate) Amusing Dear Prudence: "My wife is very proper and would never pass gas in public (or even semi-private), but when we have sex she farts. A lot, sometimes"  (slate.com) (158)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Fox News) Weird "Young said Hunter complained that her Reuben sandwich had the wrong sauce and then called her spiritual adviser and healer for help"  (foxnews.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Dumbass The state of Parenting 2012: Dear Abby, whenever my eight-year-old son loses a game, he takes his anger out by beating our dog. He'll be mad at me if I put him in therapy, so how do I convince my wife to get rid of the dog?  (news.yahoo.com) (345)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious The real breakout star of the 2012 NFL draft? The blazing hot wife of Miami Dolphins' new quarterback Ryan Tannehill, of course  (dailymail.co.uk) (105)


Wed April 25, 2012
(ABC) Silly Your Fourth Wife Flies Free  (abcnews.go.com) (27)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Deadspin) Obvious Chien-Ming would like to apologize to all of you for dipping his Wang in a bartender  (deadspin.com) (14)
(Yahoo) Ironic Man shoots self, wife at gun safety class  (news.yahoo.com) (167)
(Some Guy) Asinine Smoking hot wife and lawyer husband watched too many "naughty baby sitter" vids and rape the sitter. Wife still on the loose and is wanted by cops, Vivid Video  (wistv.com) (121)
(WIVB) Sappy Not News: Man finds a ball on an Alaskan beach. News: With the name of Japanese boy on it. Fark: His wife is Japanese. Ultrafark: They contact the boy who lost everything in the tsunami, and arrange to have the ball sent back. Holyfark: Twice  (wivb.com) (66)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Because Bud Light needed a new flavor that was between feminine and Don Draper's wife  (foodbeast.com) (89)
(Baltimore Sun) Scary If you murder your wife and bury her underneath the backyard shed, don't sell your house and move to another county. The police may not have forgotten about you, even if it's been 20 years  (baltimoresun.com) (80)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Salon) PSA Is your wife or girlfriend baby crazy? If so, their biological clock is ticking, and science has finally proved it to be true  (salon.com) (120)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Newser) Followup Pregnant man becomes single mother  (newser.com) (240)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup The wife of the man who threw her out of the car, kidnapped his children, led police on a chase, and is still wanted? She's pregnant. She's also a fugitive  (1035superx.com) (27)


Mon April 16, 2012
(emirates 24/7) Fail Married man watching internet porn gets less than he bargained for, exactly what he paid for  (emirates247.com) (175)
(NBCChicago) Dumbass Hey Kelsey Grammer -- if you've been married four times, it's probably not a good idea to ink your latest wife's name on your waist  (nbcchicago.com) (50)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Man tells wife who lost her voice for 33 years 'you were better when you couldn't talk', now won't hear the end of it  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)
(CNN) Interesting Brazilian man, wife and mistress are fed up with people  (cnn.com) (60)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Senator Scott Brown and his wife involved in crash with a pizza delivery truck. Maybe next time they won't stiff the pizza guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)


Sat April 14, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Followup Mitt Romney confirms he has never had a nanny or a maid working in his home. Just his wife  (theatlanticwire.com) (217)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Asinine Redskins wide receiver has a Twitter meltdown after his cornerback cousin intercepts his wife for the score  (washingtonpost.com) (57)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Humans Invent) Cool The material of the future is human hair. Just imagine drinking from a cup made with your wife's golden locks...not only is it sustainable, but also biodegradable. And it is being launched  (humansinvent.com) (38)
(News.com.au) Obvious China attempting to cull rumors about top official's wife by deleting posts onli  (news.com.au) (14)
(LA Times) Fail Remember all that hoopla about Ann Romney softening Mitt's image? Reality is she is a stay at home Stepford wife who has never held a job  (latimes.com) (473)
(ABC) Obvious Shockingly, actual archaelogists and scholars ain't buying the latest claims from the guy who plays an archaeologist on TV and who previously claimed to have found the bodies of Jesus and his wife and child  (abcnews.go.com) (45)


Tue April 10, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida Man returns from trip, finds "hidden cellphones" and confronts the wife. The wife grabs a knife and threatens to kill self, their kids, and the husband, maybe even in that order. Is this where I toss in the word Aristocrats?  (tcpalm.com) (107)


Mon April 09, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself "Well... how did I get here?"  (nwfdailynews.com) (57)


Sun April 08, 2012
(TMZ) Spiffy Thanks to an ironclad prenup, Ruben Studdard only has to give his ex-wife $12,000 and a 2006 BMW. Bonus: no alimony, and he gets the engagement ring back  (tmz.com) (129)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick Your claim of self defense probably went out the window the minute you started eating her  (boston.cbslocal.com) (69)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail With the help of high level Pakistani officials, Bin Laden hid in Pakistani cities except for 8 months after the 9-11 attacks. Thanks Pakistan  (news.yahoo.com) (127)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird ZOMBIE WARS has begun,Jackson Co man plans to fight to keep wife buried in front yard  (wistv.com) (50)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Cool 80-year-old woman can now check off "land a plane in an emergency" from her bucket list  (washingtonpost.com) (44)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Private investigator says that OJ Simpson didn't kill Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman...it was none other than...THE BUTLER. No, just kidding, he claims OJ's son did it  (dailymail.co.uk) (231)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting The scientific reason why your wife won't sleep with you  (mnn.com) (117)


Sat March 31, 2012
(The Newspaper) Followup Man buried in bogus parking tickets by estranged wife's cop friends will be allowed to sue police officers and city  (thenewspaper.com) (72)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange Your wife's dog craps on the floor, do you: A) Shoot the dog B) Shoot the other dog C) Shoot the wife D) All of the above  (news.yahoo.com) (78)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Google) Asinine Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown (R) wants voters to know he's not part of the GOP's War on Women, and that he learns a lot from his wife and daughters. What specifically? "How to cook, sew, and clean"  (google.com) (93)


Mon March 26, 2012
(USA Today) Dumbass Wife of the soldier who killed 17 Afghani civilians says the accusations are "unbelievable." But witnesses, forensics, and common sense make it really believable  (content.usatoday.com) (214)
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Is it wrong for a wife to use porn to turn on her husband so she can finally get some?  (freep.com) (82)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Spinner) Strange Back in 1957, Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old cousin Myra Gale Brown. 55-years later he is engaged to Myra's younger brother's ex-wife Judith Brown. Even Hollywood couldn't come up with this tale  (spinner.com) (81)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange I dreamed my estranged wife was dead and all of a sudden POOF  (wsmv.com) (42)
(WPTV) Florida When you go to an event described as "500 acres of mud and party" with your wife to see strippers, you know it can only end in blood and tears  (wptv.com) (66)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo thanks FARK for the tip about a weird story involving a man, his wife, Facebook and 911  (gizmodo.com) (0)
(WPTV) Florida Trying to get your wife drunk because she won't leave you alone and then calling 911 so you can go on Facebook is apparently frowned upon by authorities  (wptv.com) (15)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Jealous woman wants revenge on her ex. Does she? A) Take a Louisville slugger to both head lights. B) Carve her name into his leather seats. C) Claim his new wife was carrying a bomb on airliner?  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)


Tue March 20, 2012
(WTKR) Scary You know it was en epic fight with your wife when she rams your car in the parking lot as you try to flee, chases you the wrong way down a highway and rams your car into a utility pole  (wtkr.com) (51)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Dumbass In unprecedented act of alcohol abuse, man beats wife with six pack  (courant.com) (35)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Washington Times) Scary "You could look up and see (personal drone aircraft) doing window washing and building inspections. You also could see every jealous husband or wife following their significant other. For good or bad, we are on the cusp of a new era"  (washingtontimes.com) (30)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Gwinnett Daily Post) Scary The age-old story: Boy meets girl, boy marries girl, girl machetes boy  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Hero Correction in today's Oregonian: Our editor didn't die in his car, he died in a 23 year old woman. He is survived by a very angry wife and a very cheesed off employer. He was 63  (kgw.com) (124)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Telegraph) Interesting Researchers develop "super aspirin" that is so powerful it can shrink tumors, take on multiple cancers, and even make your wife horny again  (telegraph.co.uk) (19)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine David Icke divorcing his wife, says she is a reptilian shape changer  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Yahoo) PSA If you have two wives, don't friend both of them on Facebook  (news.yahoo.com) (50)
(Yahoo) Amusing Mitt Romney ain't getting laid tonight, or possibly ever again in his life. Fellas, no matter how complimentary your intent, you should NEVER use the adjective "heavyweight" when referring to your wife  (news.yahoo.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Obvious It's that same old story again: pastor abuses teen, teen gives birth, teen marries pastor after he divorces his wife, teen divorces pastor, teen sues church for $25 million  (1035superx.com) (75)


Thu March 08, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Suburban housewife/NYC madam's money bags has been ID'd as Morgan Stanley banker  (nypost.com) (31)


Wed March 07, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting Secrets of a suburban housewife who just happened to be a madam in NYC catering to millionaires  (nypost.com) (36)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Unlikely Dennis Kucinich loses congressional seat, keeps hot wife  (cleveland.com) (117)


Mon March 05, 2012
(YouTube) Video This man drives how my wife thinks I drive and his assistant gives directions like I think my wife gives directions  (youtube.com) (31)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass If you're going to make $10,000 in unauthorized overseas phone calls, "My wife said I could do it" is not a reasonable defense  (desmoinesregister.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Strange Date night: Husband and wife regularly hire a babysitter to look after their children, go out to dinner, and then drive the streets looking for abandoned cars to set alight  (au.news.yahoo.com) (34)
(msnbc) Asinine Husband and wife spend $1 million on 5,000 Cabbage Patch Kids. Priceless collection kept in storage along with their valuable Enron stock   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(Some Guy Doin' Your Wife) Obvious CA State Treasurer Bill Lockyer received a sex tape of his wife with another man. Awkward  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (109)


Thu March 01, 2012
(SacBee) Asinine 'Do we make everyone else happy or do we follow our hearts?" asks 41 year old teacher who leaves his wife and kids to move in with an 18 year old student  (sacbee.com) (246)


Wed February 29, 2012
(TMZ) Fail L.A. Kings' Dustin Penner drops the gloves, heads to court for faceoff against wife  (tmz.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Sad Barry Sanders cuts right, spins, shakes a tackle, reverses left, stiff-arms, hurdles, jukes and sprints away from his wife of eleven years  (sports.yahoo.com) (54)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you're going to kill your wife and dump the body, don't leaf your boots just lying around for the cops to find  (post-gazette.com) (29)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine Kudos for not choosing the (now) cliche minority when falsely accusing someone else of the crime you committed  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Rollerskating husband and wife team performing on the Ellen show. FF to the 2:00 mark for a "DAAAAAAMN" moment  (izismile.com) (54)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Huffington Post) Amusing Virginia lawmaker's wife refuses to have sex with him because, A. He cheated on her, B. He wanted a threesome, or C. He supports the transvaginal ultrasound bill  (huffingtonpost.com) (178)
(Buzzfeed) Dumbass People think you're a rich, out-of-touch politician who can't connect with the middle class. Do you: (c) brag that your wife drives "a couple of Cadillacs"?  (buzzfeed.com) (355)
(Washington Times) Silly Wife says Santorum surge is the will of God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God  (washingtontimes.com) (111)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Tired of being the butt of jokes, Ice-T's wife Coco gets an ultrasound to prove the junk in her trunk is real. Oh the Hugh-Jassity  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (75)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Dear Dan Savage, Should I go ahead and divorce my fantastic wife of 23 years now because gay marriage is going to destroy it eventually anyway?" - Tony From Wasilla  (clclt.com) (56)
(Washington Post) Fail Henry Tang, one of the leading candidates for Hong Kong's Chief Executive spot, admits that, OK, maybe he *does* have a secret underground palace -- but it's only because his wife did it. How very savant of him. I'm convinced  (washingtonpost.com) (42)
(KHOU Houston) Dumbass Warren Moon's ex-wife charged with public lewdness after engaging in sex act on rodeo trail horse ride. That's no moon  (khou.com) (29)


Tue February 21, 2012
(io9) Spiffy Transformers engagement ring, to propose to your fake, imaginary supermodel wife that lives with you in your mom's basement  (io9.com) (33)
(Courier Mail) Weird It's generally considered to be tacky to talk about the perkiness of your wife's breasts with her best friend. Especially at your wife's funeral  (couriermail.com.au) (104)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Semi-professional con man, White House party crasher, and reality TV star Tareq Salahi sues his wife for $50 million saying her affair with Journey's guitarist "made him look like a buffoon". Yeah, you were golden until then  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Network World) Obvious Planning a stunt marriage proposal today? Well, the wife of Slashdot's founder, who received one 10 years ago today, has some advice for you  (networkworld.com) (71)


Mon February 13, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Fail Rick Santorum said in his book "radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness." But he swears he didn't write it; it was his wife  (theatlanticwire.com) (210)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting If Mitt Romney gets elected, we will no doubt see plural marriages legalized and Mitt will marry Newt's ugly exwife  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Judge on the other side of the gavel after dismissing wife's and friends' tickets  (fox17online.com) (38)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Sad Vengeful husband sends wife book with bomb inside. What a novel approach  (mirror.co.uk) (42)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Judge orders man to go on a date with his wife. Man expected to file lawsuit alleging infringement of his 8th Amendment rights  (sun-sentinel.com) (57)
(CNN) Sick That guy suspected of killing his wife and who blew up himself and his two sons the other day - could it get more gruesome? Don't axe  (cnn.com) (195)
(WPTV) Florida After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee)  (wptv.com) (73)


Sat February 04, 2012
(New York Daily News) Cool Syracuse beats St. John's, giving Jim Boeheim his 879th win, tying him for third all-time with UNC legend Dean Smith. In other news, Jim Boeheim's wife is freaking hot  (nydailynews.com) (11)


Fri February 03, 2012
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Dumbass Phil Mickelson is suing to find out the real names of people that posted nasty comments about him and his wife on the internet. Personally I heard it was Mike Hawk and Harry Sack  (utsandiego.com) (50)


Thu February 02, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Tom Brady's wife throws a Hail Mary  (myfoxdc.com) (69)
(TMZ) Interesting Deion Sanders' wife says he will only give her money in exchange for sexual favors. So, it's a normal marriage, then?  (tmz.com) (30)


Tue January 31, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida When having an amorous encounter with your mistress, check first to make sure your wife is not also in the room. That way you can avoid getting strangled and having the cops show up. With pics  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (47)
(C|Net) Cool Yep, that's me with my awesome Jedi wife and our two Bobas and a Leia  (news.cnet.com) (50)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Husband turns in dance teacher wife after he finds out her 15-year-old student is tapping that  (dailymail.co.uk) (185)
(NYPost) Hero Deceased multimillionaire leaves $1.5 million to chauffeur and doorman. Stiffed ex-wife is nonplussed, but classy: "He could f*ck a nun. I couldn't give a sh*t. We're divorced. The man is dead"  (nypost.com) (128)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rick Santorum: We need to cap medical malpractice awards to $250,000. World: Didn't you file a $500,000 malpractice suit against your wife's chiropractor in 1999? Santorum: That was different  (washingtonpost.com) (216)

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