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199 headlines found matching 'wife'
Sat May 27, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trump's America: Defense attorney arrested after telling rape victim that Trump would deport her if she testified
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Trudeau and Macron's bromance is creating a quite a stir. Subby is posting this while his wife is in her bunk
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"By the power vested in me by the state of California, I pronounce you train station and wife. You may now punch your ticket"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What dumbass keeps 30 handguns and tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry in an RV? This guy
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Megachurch preacher catches hell for flashing "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign. The devil is in the details
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Melania Trump slaps away Donald's hand in public, as physical contact is no longer part of their revised contract
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple trying to conceive via artificial insemination kept matter private, even from family. That was until Pasco County Sheriff's Office posted on its social media page how they helped wife store sperm in dry ice thermos. Hilarity ensued
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whats appropriate attire for yardwork? Is it wrong for an out of shape guy to wear a wifebeater\go shirtless?
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Fri May 19, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot's ex-wife linked to multi-million-dollar property business, giving Donny all sorts of new ideas
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge: "The millisecond my legs cleared it, the millisecond of true freefall, instant regret for my actions"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
The final days of Ringling Brothers
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man repeatedly dials 911 demanding to be taken to his wife, who is Taylor Swift
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't know if I should tell my family that my wife and I are in a polyamorous relationship with another person. My family is progressive, but I don't know if I'm oversharing. The relationship has made me distant. What do I do?"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Ever been in a situation like this? "How I broke up my boss's marriage after getting sick and tired of covering up for his shameless philandering. 'I don't take responsibility for the breakup of Edwin's marriage. It was all his doing'"
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
Weeners
 
Woman yells at husband for watching Internet porn, so he does the only logical thing and threatens to blow his penis off with his gun. Shots fired
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why is Donald Trump's selection of a human-owl hybrid as Vatican ambassador so controversial?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Think you had a bad weekend? Julio Cesar Chavez Jr lost a bout in Vegas. Then some near-naked women robbed him. And made a video. Oh, and his wife found out
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your wife the one thing she really wants: A useful husband
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clapper said there is a "curious pattern" of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
In honor of Mother's Day, who were the best TV moms of all time?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
France's new First Lady is being assaulted by Right Wing trolls because she's a cougar
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Sat May 13, 2017
(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
Sharing is caring, and that could include sharing your partner if you're into cuckolding, hotwifing or wifesharing
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
This guy paid strippers to do their thing on somebody else's porch so he could watch and do his own thing. Bonus: Pimps peering in the windows
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man pulls gun on home intruder, shames him with a photo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Berman's wife killed in car crash. Condolences go back, back, back to him
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Jason Smith, in Missouri District 8, you voted to kill my wife. I won't forget that"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
If Julian Assange, one of the men who handed Trump the Presidency, is a criminal as Trump alleges, why is Trump sending hand written gifts to Assange's girlfriend and pretending to be Melania as he does so?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Couple file lawsuit against Chris Bosh over poor wi-fi in his rental unit
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
An elected official in a small Michigan town is serving a 90-day jail sentence after he was accused of forging documents to impress an overseas mistress
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Have you ever rented arm candy to attend social events as your fake spouse because your real spouse was too awkward or ugly to be seen with? "It was an act of deception, but in my line of work, image and status are important - it's everything"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deported man's wife and friends are really on the fence now about Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Sleeping with my wife's corpse was a great way to grieve"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Airport security adopts new ceiling spy technology
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Sat May 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare might be over
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Radio DJ and Fark podcast co-host goes undercover as a panhandler in Kentucky, earns $40/hr. English and anthropology degree-holders seen scrambling to construct cardboard signs
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Wed May 03, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Today in "only works in the movies" news, police officer arrested after planning to fake his own death and flee to Mexico
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold on to your britches--Obama apparently stuck his dick in somebody before meeting Michelle. Also, he has always been ambitious. Fox News is there with this mindblowing book plug
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sometimes you walk into a bar and come out drunk, other times you walk into a bar and come out with $3.5 million
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(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Police caller: "I just killed my wife." Police, later: "No, you didn't. That's not even a real gun"
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's likely Federal Family Planning pick is anti-contraception and believes that "family planning is what occurs between a husband and a wife and God"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother can't father a child; I donated sperm so he and his wife could have kids. He had an affair and married the woman; she's petty and nasty. They want to have a baby and I don't want to give them my sperm. What do I do?"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a big picture view of where U.S. tax dollars come from, and how they're spent, Steve Ballmer has you covered
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Only in Australia can your marriage proposal go soooooo wrong by having a venomous snake bite you moments after getting engaged
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron and his sister's creepy 'Christian' marriage tip: Wives must 'submit' to their husbands
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dumbarse investment banker claims demons and his daughter and ex-wife and some other nonsense, all in court. Sorry, you're an investment banker, nobody believes you
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Sat April 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unhinged hate buffet Alex Jones holds press conference so he can complain about Chobani yogurt and caution his viewers about "animal-human chimeras" because scientists are putting human cells into pigs
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to defend her husband after his comments, Scott Baio's wife explains that his penis is in fact a normal size
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Thu April 27, 2017
(KRGV Rio Grande)
 
 
 
Farmer loses $25,000 worth of grass after rednecks go mudding on his property. No, not weed - actual grass
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hate buffet and unhinged conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is convinced George Soros took control of 183 new entities this year and his InfoWars viewers believe it. No word if Jones thinks his wife and kids are under Soros's control
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt writes a touching tribute to his late wife on the 1-year anniversary of her death
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While it's not technically illegal to have a sex dungeon in your attic across the street from a school, police really don't like to find teenagers in it
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Wife's Fitbit logs steps after husband says she died
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Abba's "When I Kissed The Teacher"? It's the RL story of the likely next French president. Fark: he was the student, she is now his wife ... 25 years older than him
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Mon April 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Trump is President, We're at the brink of WWIII and the country is divided more than ever. Is there any good news out there?" "Ed Sheeran may be quitting music." "Ahhhh, life is good"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "Congratulations. Tremendous." Every U.S. veteran: *facepalm*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Victorian era vibrator generates excitement in Ireland. Don't know why, it's not shaped like a dragon's wang, doesn't lay eggs in you and hasn't got a webcam interface. I guess our Great-great Nanas were more easily thrilled (Not safe for work)
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Beat me, Whip me, Make me write checks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are marriages happier when women control the money?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wes Bryan celebrates his first PGA Tour win by going to Taco Bell. Fart joke goes here
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Is it OK to tell off other people's children?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Eight patients, four hospitals, four donors, four recipients, four kidney swaps... in one day
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airline Captain: Today your flight is delayed because we're having a wrestling match between a quarrelling couple. We will be on our way as soon as one of them is pinned
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/19): Deadpool teams up with Spider-Man to stop his demon queen wife from ditching him, marrying Dracula, and leading an underground monster revolution against humanity. And it's probably only the third-weirdest book out this week
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' ex-wife's lawyer says Jones forgot about his kids because he 'had a big bowl of chili for lunch.' To be fair, recharging is an important task when your whole job consists of blowing hot air out of your ass
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bill O'Reilly has left Fox News to spend more time with your wife
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When my wife was pregnant, I was nervous and a bit of an asshole. I asked her to get an abortion; she didn't, so I said I hope she miscarried. It's 5 years later, I love my child, but my wife won't forget what I said. What do I do?"
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hotel specializes in giving separating couples the chance to wine and dine, relax over the weekend and then get a divorce. Of course, this only works for couples who are actually on a speaking basis and don't have restraining orders out on each other
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all men who have sex before marriage will cheat on their wives
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best country music albums of all-time, where many of the songs include the truck breaking down, the dog dying, and the wife leaving them
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melania and Barron are moving to the White House, mostly so Barron can take over when Jared is off skiing
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Sat April 15, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Any man who don't know who Clifton James was spends a night in the box
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife asks me to wipe my dog's paws, penis and butt with a pet-friendly grooming wipe after walks before he walks around the house and lay on the furniture. Does anyone else do this, or is it just us?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DNA tests can often reveal surprising information .... like a husband and wife being biological twins
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are having a daughter; we both chose names. I did a presentation; my names were historical or family. My wife chose trashy names like Lauryn and wrote them on a napkin. I question our relationship now. What do I do?"
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Apple 3.0)
 
 
 
How iCloud helped bring down the governor of Alabama
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a scorned politician's wife, right Robert Bentley?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unfortunately not so rare Furry Convention trifecta complete with this confession of a formerly secret furry
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
North Carolina legislators: Go be gay married somewhere else
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Condom-clogged pipes tipped off cops to Wang prostitution ring at massage parlor
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Tue April 11, 2017
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Click here to learn that one weird trick Popeye used to give spinach its power
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A friend of mine came out to me as 'queer,' though she's only dated men, is married, has two kids and wants another. She's always been an attention-seeker and I really think she's lying about it. Can I tell her to stop pretending?"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There is a 13,064- square-foot mansion in Arkansas free to the right charity as long as nobody minds that it was the place in the '70s where a cult leader keep the embalmed body of his wife for months while waiting for her to rise from the dead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former President Bill Clinton does lunch with former President George H.W. Bush, gives him socks ...whatever that means
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America 2017: You can now rent a baby chick you can raise as a pet around Easter time but give back to the farm after it starts to get big and ugly
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"There is nothing like seeing it there because it's large, you have your pop, you have the hot-buttered popcorn, you have the hot dog there and it's where the film is meant to be seen"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words you probably thought you'd never hear in a sentence. 'Vaginal popsicles'
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Sat April 08, 2017
(YourTango)
 
 
 
Two veterinarians who met at school and fell in love get married in a cat-themed wedding, complete with special guest stars, just in time for Caturday
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even the New York Times has trouble figuring out the relationship between Donald Trump and Ivanka
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump had dinner at the White House last week with Rush Limbaugh and his wife, and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro. But everyone should be just as cool with this as they were with Obama's private dinners with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann
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Wed April 05, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Gunny Draper learns a truth that changes her life. Mei wants to go home to Daddy. What's growing on Venus...and in the tunnels of Ganymede? Avasarala moves against Errinwright. Here There Be Dragons, tonight at 10PM EST on SyFy's 'The Expanse.'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer and his wife GO ON A BREAK
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(uExpress)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My son just got married and took his wife's last name. This made me mad so I cut him out of my life. Did I overreact?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on 'The Americans,' Phillip gets a new beard (not a euphemism). Mischa crashes the Jennings' party. Stan's new girlfriend comes under suspicion and Henry actually gets some real screen time. 10PM EDT on FX
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: My attractive wife farts too much
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Inside the life of The Candyman: "I come up with a new sex position every week." (Warning: Possibly not safe for work images)
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Sun April 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tina Fey to college-educated white women who voted for Trump: "You dumb white biatches"
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Things you can't look at without something bad happening to you: Cthulthu. Medusa. Rex Tillerson. Yog-Sothoth. Hey, waitaminute
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Thu March 30, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you take good old fashioned road head and crank it up to Florida
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(Time)
 
 
 
VP Pence's marriage is so strong he can't eat alone with another woman or attend events where alcohol is served without Mrs Pence also present. Subby remembers getting grounded too
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Donna Betts, wife of founding Allman Brothers member, Dickie Betts, arrested on 18 counts of aggravated assault after pointing rifle at over 100 people from her dock
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
Weeners
 
Wife of NFL QB posts nude photos on Instagram. Difficulty: Of her husband
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My ex-wife is mad as I told my son I won't pay for college after he wasted $25,000, culminating in the theft and crashing of his grandma's car. My wife accuses me of abandoning him; am I obligated to fund his education and life?"
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I was having mind-blowing sex with hot young coworker until my wife caught us at it, so we split. She quit her job and changed her number, having stolen £5000 from me. My wife has forgiven me, but I still want that girl back. What should I do?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what Josh Duggar has been up to, he's selling used cars, knocking up his wife, and getting served legal papers for using another man's head shot in his Ashley Madison profile
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
UK court refuses to let wife divorce husband because "unhappiness is to be expected in marriage"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy hasn't cut his nails in 35 years. Has his wife bathe him and feed him. The fact he has a wife is the real shocker
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man says he accidentally ran over his ex-wife. Four times
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 17 jokes that only smart people will understand. Any more to add to the list please post to your right
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voter shocked her not-legal immigrant husband will be deported tomorrow, despite being one of the "good" ones and owner of the popular Eddie's Steak Shed restaurant
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
I just hope Brad's wife wasn't blowing the dishwasher in the janitor's closet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SoS Rex Tillerson: "I didn't want this job. I didn't seek this job. My wife told me I'm supposed to do this." The Best People®, folks
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $45 million, you can own the villa shared by Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has paid for abortions. To be fair, you can't always get one for free when you really need to be rejuvenated by the fresh soul of a dead baby
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In adult movies when your wife recently discovers that she's gay, things get kinky. In real life, bleach gets thrown in your face
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Mon March 20, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Couple go into bar around midnight, order drinks. Woman passes out. Staff calls cab. Before cab arrives, woman vomits in front of bar, Man gets into fight with bar staff. Police arrive, arrest couple. Quick, where'd couple's 5-year-old daughter go?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
While a mortuary was evacuated for weeks due to chemical leak, several bodies disappeared from their storage bins
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Soccer player thanks both his wife and girlfriend on live TV Interview. Ooops
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NCAA handles a minor problem the only way the NCAA knows how. Force a reporter to shut up about it so it can become a larger story
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 38,000 pounds of cheese crashes. Driver grilled at the scene
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Taking a bath and charging your iPhone are both normal every day activities. Just don't do them at the same time
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go player captures a rare Cardiosaur
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Star Wars fanatic uses the dark side after his wife smashes his prized collection of action figures
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And the biggest revelation from President Trump's leaked tax return? He will benefit more than anyone else with his proposed tax plan
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Homophobic pastor Wayne Allyn Root says Donald Trump is "like a wife who makes passionate love to you every day, seven days a week." Even on the Sabbath
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Tue March 14, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
15 things you didn't know about birthday boy Steph Curry
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When forming a girls council to discuss women's issues, there is an implicit understanding that a key demographic will be included
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voter logic: "It pisses me off, but my wife pisses me off too"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez's new Japanese contract includes optional practices, a chauffeured Mercedes, a private hotel suite for road games, and, most importantly, unlimited sushi for the entire season
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Geocacher does superb imitation of Wile E. Coyote. Repeat performance unlikely
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Just in time before Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife hits New England, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "E". Starting at 8PM EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All in one article, we learn Steve Bannon dodged state taxes by pretending to live in Florida; his Breitbart salary; and his ex-wife's drug dealing boyfriend never watched Breaking Bad. Shoulda checked for 'HDPE' on the tub before dissolving a body
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Let us greet this edition of Dear Prudence like Temba, his arms wide, because it was clearly written for us
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, is there a doctor on board? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Carjackers may be stumped by manual transmission, but they also might kill you over it
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Sun March 12, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, I present to you pic of dude humping Wall Street "fearless girl" statue
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Sat March 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Robert Blake takes another shot at marriage
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing that count's wife to join your plot to murder him, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, Crusader Kings II releases the Monks & Mystics DLC, with secret societies, including a satanic one. What have you been playing?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Seven tricks to staying warm at 40 below from seven mushers in this year's Iditarod. One drinks lots of water, another sings Christmas carols, and one uses skunk mittens
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's first wife's fourth husband opening pizzeria nearby Mar-a-Lago, says he's "ready to deliver fresh pies to the President's 'Winter White House.'" So that's how it is in their family
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bill Polian claims "I had a first round grade on Tom Brady in the draft, but we already had Manning. It's true, you can ask my wife... uh... uh... Morgan Fairchild Yeah, that's the ticket"
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
If you are a Muslim teen in Oklahoma you must answer a survey before meeting this representative
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vice President Mike Pence demands apology from media for publishing his wife's private email address... which became a matter of public record because Mike Pence used his private email account to conduct government business
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Remember kids always do your homework, or else you could be crucified in the street by your parents like this poor lad
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Thu March 02, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting another little one soon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While pussies are talking about leaving America to run away from Trump, Captain Picard wants to come to America and become a citizen to fight Trump
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$45 million entertainment complex featuring exhibits and restaurants focused on the life and career of Elvis Presley is scheduled to open at Graceland in Memphis. In other news, Elvis has been dead for nearly FORTY YEARS
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary nominee says his candidacy was destroyed by "a tsunami of fake news" which is apparently what we are calling "a videotape of your wife on the Oprah Winfrey show talking about how you beat the shiat out of her" now
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(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Inventor of a portable toilet, the P-Pod, has obviously never heard of something called "the bushes"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi King brings 506 tons of luggage on 9-day trip. Subby's ex-wife unimpressed
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Fri February 24, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Former Florida Governor and current Congressman, announces he is divorcing his wife of 8 years. Jesus, Crist
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Two killers who murdered their respective spouses marry each other in Nepalese prison. And the marriage was arranged by the groom's mother, who is also in prison for helping her son kill his first wife. Awwwww
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"I was shocked to learn I wasn't circumcised" says Captain Picard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just discovered my husband is texting his ex-wife and has been doing so for some time. He says he's not cheating but withholds information he thinks will upset me. Should I contact his ex? Or should I confront him directly?"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man held by Italian police after the old 'My wife slipped on a banana and fell overboard on the cruise' trick
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Tue February 21, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
District Attorneys sued over wife swapping scheme
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you recently stayed on vacation at the Stewart Hotel in Scotland and the staff seemed a bit surly, well, more surly than Scots, there might have been a good reason for that
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just ruin your day when you watch yet another brothel raid on TV ... and see your wife?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Husband and wife members of Russian parliament defect to Ukraine, threaten to blow whistle on Putin machine's inner workings. No word yet on how much polonium FSB plans to use on them
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you house and wife. You may kiss the wall"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
As most of you already know the host of Livingston Stapler Company Presents was in an accident on his way home from the show on February 5th. Received a FB message from his wife that he's being moved to Queen Anne Healthcare on Feb. 15th. Updates in thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Big Trouble In Little China. Best movie ever?
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Navy veteran beaten for trying to protect turtle from torture
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Ozy)
 
 
 
If you are unable to perform in a threesome and have to watch your wife have the time of her life with another guy but then everything is supposed to go back to normal...can it?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister has one daughter. She has had miscarriages and a stillbirth. Her husband says he feels he has no wife as she only wants to have sex when ovulating and she's raising money on Facebook for fertility treatments. What do we do?"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, an active shooter results in Rene contracting Ollie's flashbackitis (CW 8ET) Later, David is also suffering from Ollie's disease on Legion (FX 10ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former almost-contestant on Britain's Got Talent turns 105-years-young and celebrates her birthday. I'm guessing her talent is staying alive?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This actually is Trump's Katrina (No, not wife #4)
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Makers of FTL making a turn-based mech vs Kaiju game? Tell my wife I love her. Who am I kidding, she left sometime before I unlocked the crystal ship
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: I checked my home's security footage and saw my neighbor's son buying drugs. Should I narc on him?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
North Dakota politician opposes ending the state's "blue laws" prohibiting booze sales on Sunday mornings because "wives should make their husbands breakfast in bed"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
KKK "Imperial Wizard" found dead in river, robe and hat missing
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're planning on killing your wife and daughter to collect on a $1.5 million insurance policy don't text your ex-boss asking him to help
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Tennessee's problems, legislature wants to declare children conceived through artificial insemination illegitimate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Alec Baldwin gets ready to host SNL for a record 17th time, he explains the secret to his near-perfect Trump impression: "We're just repeating back what he says"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Attorney for NSA contractor who stole 20 years worth of classified information from the government and hid it at his house claims he was just a hoarder. Weird tag now, Scary tag when we know what he stole
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Ohio clinic mistakenly tells dozens of people they have Alzheimer's, hopes they don't remember
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks celebrates Taco Tuesday birthday with his good lady wife Trisha Yearwood
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Fri February 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're going to bill the government for a no-show job for your wife, make sure she knows that you're doing this
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who repeatedly insists in divorce court that he's unable to pay his ex-wife's attorney fees because he's broke and unable to find work shows up to court one day driving a brand new car. You can guess what happens next
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Thu February 02, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
List of things former Seahawks kicker Josh Brown hasn't hit: his wife, Super Bowl field goals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A prominent Russian opposition activist has been hospitalized with sudden organ failure, two years after he almost died of suspected poisoning. Nothing to see here, move along comrade
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Wikileaks decides to meddle with France, says they've got thousands of damaging documents about Trumpesque Marine Le Pen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George and Barbara Bush prepare to flip at the Super Bowl. EMTs will be on hand
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Tue January 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'm a porn star and it's hard having sex with my wife"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marine Le Pen is leading the French presidential race once again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams and his wife announce the arrival of healthy triplets. Pharrell reportedly is very 'Happy' but will soon be very 'Sleepy'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Naked pastor fled married woman's armed husband." Some headlines need no improvement
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The brutal murder of Bill Medley's ex-wife was a 40-year unsolved case until now. Righteous
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California legislator: If we are going to vet foreigners Mr. President, could you please release your current wife's visa and immigration documents
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man sneaks into zoo to avoid paying entrance fee. His egress happened to be the tiger enclosure, and now someone will have to pay for his funeral
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former stable girl who became a lottery winner's mistress and ruined his marriage decided the perfect time to abscond with 30 horses valued at around $500,000, a sports car, and cash was when he was visiting his ex-wife and kids
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials now believe that the leaked audio from the Obamacare repeal session at the GOP retreat came from an unidentified woman who showed up at the retreat, claimed to be the wife of a Congressman, and was given an all-access pass without question
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(Patch)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: You can't explain that
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