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255 headlines found matching 'wife'
Sat July 30, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reporter: What's your response to Khizr Khan, and his family's story? Trump: "I'd like to hear his wife say something"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump Jr proving to be as stupid as daddy as he tries to claim Obama plagiarized his (Trump Jr.'s) speech. Oh, what? Just joking?
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will be unbeatable in November because he is animated by the belief that he has a right to sleep with your wife on your wedding night
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Most people laugh after they get squirted with water by a toy at a hibachi restaurant. Not this couple. "It was a sexual-style assault on my wife"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's website dropped down the memory hole
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Wed July 27, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dances with Wolves actor now Sleeps with Worms
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
How hot is it in Minnesota? The bears are coming out of the woods to cool off in kiddie pools
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Weiner says he would beat Trump Jr. like 'rented mule' in mayoral race" Heh heh, headline said 'beat weiner'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bosnia-Herzegovina having a problem attracting and keeping world-class soccer players because they keep getting attacked by packs of wild dogs
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes off on a Twitter snit fit after Bill Clinton's rousing speech at the DNC
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Tue July 26, 2016
(News and Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman stabs husband because he A: Hit her? B: Had an affair? or C: Brought home the wrong doughnuts?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump was harsh and critical about every speaker at the DNC. With one exception - he said nothing critical about his wife's speechwriter
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne says his "mawdiagwa ozubifkawn torfkak"
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(KATU)
 
 
 
You can stay in bed, Oregon. There will be no Wake Up sale today. RIP Tom Peterson 1930-2016
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Star Trek Beyonce
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, somebody is going to find out if you leave your family and start a new one using a dead man's identity eventually, won't they?
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Fri July 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Donald set a trap for Clinton. Truly he has a dizzying intellect
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With his acceptance speech hours away, Trump's campaign is: A) chilling the bubbly, B) beginning debate prep, or C) rewriting half of his speech to avoid plagiarizing others
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am unable to get my spouse pregnant, so my gay brother agreed to be our sperm donor. However, he and my wife have begun talking about raising 'their' baby and I feel shut out of my marriage. Should I call the whole thing off?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-pot) calls Ted Cruz (R-kettle) "awful and selfish"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wife of "Officer of the Year" just would not stop resisting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Texas's Lt. Governor thinks the Attorney General needs to investigate Black Lives Matter protesters because reasons
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The tossing of Melania under the bus and the search for wife number four commences
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump's so bored with his own convention that he blathers mindlessly with Bill O'Reilly during grieving mother speech
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
While everyone is focused on Melania Trump's plagiarism of Michelle Obama, they're overlooking her plagiarism of one of the truly great orators of our time - Rick Astley
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Say what you like about Mike Pence, but his wife is a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
When you run Melania Trump's speech through plagiarism-checking software used by teachers, it says there's "less than one in a trillion chance" speech is legit
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Mon July 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Lima has just qualified for Rio 2016. LIMA TIME, BELIEVE IT
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
GOP Convention star Scott Baio has a wife. And she is a delight
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UFO shown over World Trade Center. Ground Zero. This means something, we swear
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A single fastened button at the waist helped show off First Man Philip May's fantastic figure and a pale blue tie brought out his eyes. Round glasses accentuated his amazing bone structure - no doubt one of the assets he used to bag his wife"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Driver in Nice truck attack may be downgraded from "Islamic terrorist" to "crazy loner"
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
"Basking in the glow of seven gold medals from the 1972 Olympics, swimming legend Mark Spitz nearly signed up to be eaten by a shark"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil suing National Enquirer over claims he abused wife, being a hypocrite, and aliens abducting him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Attention, Millennials: Most of you weren't paying attention or even born in the 90s when Newt came to prominence in the political arena, so here is a primer that includes his bizarre beliefs and his decision to cheat on his wife with a bird woman
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scrotal compression - the silent killer
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Have you ever been so mad that you detach your own arm and beat people with it?
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(marie claire)
 
 
 
Spouse of the UK Prime Minister, Philip "100% Peckham hipster" May, undergoes traditional wardrobe inspection and comes up grolive
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
What's worse than being an NHL goalie and getting pulled from a game? Being an NHL goalie and and getting pulled from a game of mini-sticks. By your son. With 4-2 lead
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
MSNBC reacts the same way to Facts as subby's wife does to having sex
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
In 2000, George W. Bush was the presidential candidate people would most want to have a beer with. Looks like he's the most fun to go to funerals with too
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Vision restored in mice. Farmer's wife may still face charges
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Sun July 10, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Iowa woman charged with assault after beating her husband with a snow globe. Wait, Council Bluffs? That explains it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man finds new Pokemon named Placentonoid
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Fri July 08, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Finally a story involving cops that doesn't make you want to cry. Okay, maybe you will, but for a good reason
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Transgender person told not to wear a sports bra while in the pool. Since some people had a problem with this, it was made into a news story
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell's stalker removed her court-ordered ankle bracelet and followed the singer to his latest concert stop in Louisville. She refuses to listen to Cornell when he tells her she doesn't remind him of anything
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gingrich: I'm being vetted for VP. I'll also be releasing a series of books, designer cufflinks available at Tiffany's, my moon colony kickstarter campaign is almost set to launch (get it?) and I hear there's a new Fox & Friends slot opening soon
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LeBron James ($71 million income) gets another NBA title added to his resume: "Most careful spender"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump campaign considers Ivanka for VP, next wife
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans can unanimously agree upon who they can blame for the team's future failings
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson is putting a team together with celebrities in a new reality show called "Which Shark ate me?"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA's Juno Mission involves joke that took 400 years to set up. SCIENCE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Because hiring Corey Lewandowski wasn't bad enough, CNN goes all in and offers lobotomized Stepford wife Scottie Nell Hughes a job
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
On today's edition of Dentists Gone Bad, dentist-dad who pushed for harsher penalties after his son was killed by a hit-and-run driver who was drinking has been arrested for DUI
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney: "Miss me yet?" Voters: "Mavis, Mitt's back. Get the hose"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Reality: Intoxicated man furiously pursues another car, gets out at a red light, and beats the driver through his open window. News Headline: Off-duty NYPD cop shoots unarmed motorist to death
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dear Dr Petra: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a female coworker, and we're addicted to each other. Now I can't enjoy sex with my wife any more, and she's getting concerned. What should I do?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"IT IS A POLICE STAR. HE IS NOT RACIST." Donald Trump supporter and lobotomized Stepford wife Scottie Nell Hughes goes unglued on CNN trying to defend the Holocaust-inspired meme Trump used to lash out at Clinton
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A mother is racked with mental anguish after her son is killed in a head on collision so she sues: A) the other driver; B) the car maker; C) her dead son
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the annual World Wife-Carrying Championships in Finland
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After many of the people his campaign claimed were speaking at the RNC issued denials, Trump again claims the speaking slots are "totally filled" but won't release any names except his kids, his wife, and the ever-electrifying Dr. Ben Carson
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Fri July 01, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man rescues four people from rip tides the old-fashioned way: one at a time
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Remember that body builder kid who could bench 180 lbs at age 6? Have you been up all night wondering what he's been up to? Well, today is your lucky day
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Another woman regrets private meeting with Bill Clinton
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Stuart Nisbet, one of the classic "Oh, THAT GUYs" in cinema, has died at 82
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mistress makes thousands of dollars a day as a financial dominatrix demeaning her willing wealthy businessmen online. Whip it, whip it good
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Akhmed One-Arm was the mastermind of the Istanbul Airport attack. He will now continue his search for the infidel who really killed his wife, unless it was him all along
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I want to adopt. We've discussed some details-gender, age, foster care, race. Neither our parents nor us care about race, but I have a family of racists. Should we adopt a minority baby to force them into tolerance?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HBO is so tired of hearing about R+L= J that they posted a family tree on their site. R is Ron Weasley
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Tue June 28, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man trying to replace light in swimming pool filled with water "likely electrocuted." Also, sky is "likely blue," grass is "likely green"
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who report for competing TV stations eventually become the story as their four-month-old baby is found with cocaine in its system
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow may have not been a good NFL quarterback, but he's proven to be something special in the air
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Mon June 27, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Not news: gator hanging out by the river. News: in Connecticut
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida crook gets the biggest black eye you've ever seen after victim beats him with his own baseball bat
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't ask a woman about the size of your penis if you're not prepared to deal with her answer
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(Ionia Sentinel-Standard)
 
 
 
First Detroit Lions cheer squad in 40 years draws hundreds of hopefuls. Winners were the ones who were most convincing in yelling out the team's traditional cheerleading chant of "Nice try"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey guys? Remember that one time Ivanka Trump made an appearance at the creepy culty River Jordan baptism of Rupert Murdoch's daughters? You know, the guy who owns tons of newspapers and cable tv channels? "I get lots of free press"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Maine Governor tells his wife to get back in the kitchen... and bring him some breadsticks and some more napkins. And a refill on his soda
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Court in murder trial rules that talking parrot will be allowed to sing like a canary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tartarus Jackson pulls a gun on his wife and threatens to kill her. Wife responds, "You better be accurate (because) you ain't accurate on the field"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
A woman's home exploded during a flood, blasting her into the branches of a tree. Like being in WV didn't suck already
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ladies, remember those good old days when you did everything, while your husband read the paper? Whackjob Christianity wants you to experience shutting up and doing what you're told - just like in the good old days. Available at any church nearby
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Dave, America's greatest swinger, who is actually just a demure doctor from a quiet neighborhood (not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airlines and ferries win Euro 2016 by price-gouging the living fark out of visiting English fans
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Backpacker)
 
 
 
In a year when people have been damaging hot springs, loading bison into their cars, and carving up rock formations, one kid returns a pinecone taken from Sequoia National Park, along with a written apology. So shines a good deed in a weary world
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince William takes a break from his insanely hot wife to complain that she doesn't cook that well, though
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark it, it's beer time
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Strange: Your dad putting a bizarre classified ad in the paper looking for a wife. Stranger: For you. Strangest: You deciding, "OK, what the hell"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Borrowing without permission. Have you ever had a friend, family member or co-worker borrow something of yours without permission? If yes, what was it and how did you handle the situation?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you predict for your own cause of death?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Having extramarital sex makes me a fabulous mother", Fark legend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: large, 176lb dark, gelatinous lump with pale cream interior. Suspected magical powers. Will consider trade for wife
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drummer for 90s Christian rockers Jars of Clay finds more settled life as traffic cop in Franklin, TN, supporting wife and kids, helping motorists, and teaching new officers how to operate their firearms. Not bad for a drummer
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leaving your baby in the hot car can't be balanced out by putting the baby in the refrigerator
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Why are extremely rare events happening all the time? Ask my wife, Kate Upton
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another day, another banker suicide. All these apparent 'suicides' might be suspicious if anyone actually cared that they were dying
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Nine Arizona Republican delegates resign from the national convention, including one Muslim for obvious reasons. In other news, Arizona had a Muslim Republican delegate
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
does not always mean happy
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Fri June 17, 2016
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
If you're in the market for a giant, fire-spitting scorpion car, today's your lucky day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First you could use it as a prison wallet and now you can use it as a prison jewelry box. Is there anything the rectum cant do?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Steph Curry's wife, Ayesha, goes off on Twitter before and after game, says the NBA is rigged for money and/or ratings
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters like to call Hillary a biatch and if people have a problem with that, then they're being too sensitive. "It's just a feel-good American-type thing. We are not over-analyzing every little thing that we say or do"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember the fuss over the "Gospel of Jesus' Wife" papyrus? Elegant but brutal article exposes the owner and probable forger. Bonus: the Stasi, Florida and porn sites also involved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman and Colin Farrell may star in a new film together, hopefully one that will highlight their outrageous accents
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Patrick Swayze's wife Lisa used to go all Roadhouse on him and leave him sitting around in Dirty Dancing clothes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer's wife says he gave her herpes he caught from the mistress they are both accused of stalking
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Tue June 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Allegedly, the Orlando terrorist's wife was with him when he bought ammo and drove him to Pulse to scope it out. She tried to talk him out of it but failed to notify law enforcement when she failed to talk him out of it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Man dies trying to get into Turkey apartment" Maybe he should have started with a chicken coop
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(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may perform CPR on that woman on the bench"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If the Orlando shooter was angry about seeing two men kissing, it was because those two men weren't kissing him
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Note: the Fark Standard Drinking Policy of "When you're too drunk to keep working, just go home" probably should not apply to mountain tour guides
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former New York Jets punter and Super Bowl champion Curley Johnson dies at age 80, has now re-united with Moe and Larry so he can punt to them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In other weekend massacre news, man kills his entire family in New Mexico. Can't wait to see Trump's tweet about this one
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CTV News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gordie Howe now throwing elbows in heaven
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am going to divorce my wife of five years. All we did was fight. The problem is that she just had a baby. My friends and family say I'm horrible; but my wife hasn't been the same for a year. Isn't my happiness important?"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla driver: The car accelerated out of control and crashed. Tesla computer: It can only be attributable to human error
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Wed June 08, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Usually when you disapprove of your daughter's choice of husband you get drunk at her wedding and insult your in-laws. But hey, that's not how they roll in Pakistan
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Tue June 07, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In an interesting turn of events, Amber Heard was arrested for domestic violence in 2009. Johnny Depp says, Amber Heard is wacko so I'm not surprised in the least. She made me take those dogs to Australia, for god's sake
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Steph Curry's wife goes to EVERY game?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to get off a speeding ticket? Simple, have your pregnant wife begin giving birth in the back seat
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
John Oliver purchases $14 million in debt, and then forgives it
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Fri June 03, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Does murder witness want a cracker? Maybe repeat what he heard?"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen finds out the hard way that if you don't want to end up sobbing in your mugshot then don't get drunk, expose yourself, and try to rape the host's wife at a party your mom is also at
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
No, the governor of Indiana is not stranded in the Philippines and he doesn't need your money to help him get home
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police spokesman: "We can tell you that meth may make you go to your workplace, barricade yourself in a bathroom, strip naked and refuse to come out"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, 68, becomes the father of twins, now hopes to take up a healthier lifestyle in order to live long enough to see them graduate preschool
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What did you expect when you married a man with neck tattoos and horns coming out of his forehead?
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Wed June 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Actor who played cop will now be playing prisoner for his next role
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because when we do it, it's completely different than North Korea or Israel using collective punishment
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pleated Jorts: Great fashion, right? My wife says I have to throw away my whole collection of pleated jorts and Hawaiian print shirts. HALP
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
62-year old former police officer Drew Peterson, who is currently serving a 38-year prison sentence for the murder of his third wife, is convicted of hiring a hit man to kill the prosecutor who sent him away; now faces possible life sentence
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Is Amber Heard a raging liar? All of Johnny Depp's exes think so
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you found a python snoozing under your pillow, would you a) burn your house down, b) move to New Zealand or c) nuke it from orbit, just to be sure
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"My wife thinks I'm crazy just because I Iike cats." "Why, there's nothing crazy about liking cats. I like cats myself." "Really? You should come to my house, I've got 81 of them stacked to the ceiling along a 12-foot wall"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel ruined a performance of Hamilton, shockingly not by appearing in it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can you imagine being unable to summon images in your mind's eye? These people can't
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Sat May 28, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eighteen years ago today, comedy legend Phil Hartman was shot and killed by his wife, all thanks to Andy Dick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans propose that men be allowed to "lightly beat" their wives if they defy their husband, refuse sex, or refuse to bathe after sex or their period
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Rule 1 of being a getaway driver: Don't run over your wife as she is being pursued by loss prevention officers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man shoots doctor who helped deliver his baby 'because he was a man'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Court rules divorced Italian pizza maker can pay child support in the form of free pizza, allows ex-wife to get a slice of the pie
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Want to impress your friends? Eat a whole a load of 15cm nails.. Want to make the hospital staff laugh as they open you up? Eat a whole load of 15cm nails
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Father of the year and proud of it
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Thu May 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Inverted Jenny may sell for $1.6 million. If you're interested in bidding, please call 867-5309 and ask for Tommy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man gives wife a backy on his bike. He is blind
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife has been seeing psychiatrists for years, and they prescribed her antidepressants. But she thought they weren't helping, so she stopped taking them and now she's moping about like Eeyore. How do I get her to retake her pills?"
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Take it easy poor MSNBC reporter, anyone can mix up Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton during a sex assault report
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman wearing "Stop Domestic Violence" t-shirt gets arrested for domestic violence
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portland police chief "accidentally" shoots his friend and then claims his friend accidentally shot himself. Hopefully, we're not about to find out about friend's "relationship" with police chief's wife
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man not indicted for stealing a trailer. News: Man's wife is a state representative and he is the head of state dairy association. Fark: Man is named Stan Butt, husband of Sheila Butt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby admits the proof is in the pudding
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly suing his ex-wife for $10 million, saying she cheated on him during their marriage, can't explain that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton:"I will not mention Donald Trump. Wait...I just did, didn't I? Goddammit"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man props his topless wife's corpse on a dolly, then proceeds to walk around the streets of New York as if it were no big deal
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School kids asked "What will it be like when you are 40?" Seriously who wouldn't want to own a pet lion, drink beer and wear cardigans in France
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lily, the abused and almost "thrown away" horse gets a new home... At the Middletown, N.J., horse sanctuary owned by Jon Stewart and his wife
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Fri May 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Benson, owner of the Saints and the Pelicans, says his family wants to kill him. The Saints and the Pelicans can't be that bad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kanye West finally realizes why Mark Zuckerberg didn't give him $1 billion. Something to do with Twitter
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The dregs of Twitter are trolling Patton Oswalt over his dead wife because he dared to suggest movie critics should see a movie before they pan it
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Government employees spend their wedding night copying the Chinese constitution, totally not staged event of course
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Parents complaining that the picture of their unborn blob looks exactly like the picture of someone else's unborn blob
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaving work early so I can hide somewhere in my house and pretend I'm a monster and wait for my wife to get home. Then I'll jump out and scare her. Are you a hopeless romantic as well?
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Tue May 17, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texting too much on the wedding night? That's a divorcin'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC changes new 'Fattest Housewife' series to 'American Housewife,' then tries to explain why
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump denies dating "third-rate hooker," insists he only dates first-rate hookers like his three wives
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
You lose a bet to a billionaire, who makes you pay for the lunch you offered in the wager. Do you: C) Whine about it in your newspaper column
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The 1990s were stranger than we all realized at the time, kids. Case in point: Hillary Clinton spoofing Forrest Gump
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Burlington College in Vermont closes after Bernie's wife ran it into the ground; in response, Hillary's husband promises to open the Chappaqua Institute For Wayward Cheerleaders in early 2017
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Coolest elderly Polish couple you'll EVER want to party with ....all night long. That's right, off their dance floor
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Mon May 16, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like the shirt your teen daughter is wearing doesn't mean you need to sacrifice the family poodle in your smoker
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
New character revealed for next installment of superhero franchise
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
U.S. Social Security Administration: "You're dead." Nebraska man: "No, I'm not"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man gets penis stuck in wrench. Serves him right; those are only supposed to be used on nuts
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham sceptical of Xenu's ability to save her son from epilepsy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten revealing facts about the porn habits of women [may be not safe for work]
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Isn't love grand when wife testifies in court her husband didn't really mean to walk up to her vehicle, try to shoot her in head as she picked up daughter from work in hospital parking lot?
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
White barber explains to customer he "does not cut black hair," pulls out gun to make his point. Good thing customer wasn't ginger
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How often do you have an advice columnist exclaim, "Good God, man, watch that hedge trimmer"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
This is why we fear clowns
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman beats Florida man for buying the wrong flowers for Mother's Day ... Wait, that means there's a Florida kid out there somewhere
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Brooklyn Brawler released by WWE. Red Rooster inconsolable
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
First negligence lawsuit filed against Denver marijuana edibles company and its retailer for failing to warn man that edibles might make him want to murder his wife, and improve his aim
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Tue May 10, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what has Tamra Judge, the self-proclaimed "hottest housewife" of "The Real Housewives of Orange County", been doing lately? How about becoming a bodybuilder?
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Silver Alert issued for missing 67-year-old man. Speaks broken English and is known for urinating on state monuments
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at the series finale of The Good Wife, which stuck around for six years and became one of television's most underrated dramas [SPOILERS]
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Bundy wife: ZOMG, they're wasting away in jail. They're skinny and frail. Bundy lawyer: ZOMG, they're emaciated. Jail records: They've gained 10 and 20 pounds
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Photographer's suggestive shoot of fireman playing "whimsical woodsman" in different poses becomes international sensation (pictures safe for work, but not your sanity)
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Fri May 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple shootings at shopping centers in Montgomery County MD, person of interest is a Homeland Security officer who allegedly murdered his wife yesterday
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. Channing Tatum gives a woman a pedicure and he's "awesome". Subby tries to do it and he's "sick and twisted" and "needs to leave the shoe store, right now, before we call the cops"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old fools Texas school with poorly forged note. Epstein's mother very impressed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Creepy Duggar cult guy wants to have get-together for conservative fathers to arrange marriages for their young daughters. Tentatively called, The This-is-who-you're-marrying whether-you-like-it-or-not Retreat
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 'I'll buy that for a dollar...' New hotness: 'I could watch that runway show...'
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kanye West still can't get over....well a bunch of things. Including being Kanye West
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife calls Detroit morning radio show to explain her drunk driving arrest was actually a suicide attempt. If Prince only had a morning radio show he could call into, he'd be alive today
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt's eulogy to his wife. "She hasn't left a void. She's left a blast crater"
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, 38, dies "of a broken heart" less than 48 hours after his wife dies at age 40 in her sleep from a blood clot, leaving behind six children, ages 6, 9,11,13,17 and 20
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Mon May 02, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz goes off the reservation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK nuclear power plant to be most expensive object on Earth, thus dethroning subby's ex-wife
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Smith or Keanu Reeves as Neo? Would The Matrix have done as well with the first pick?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron says, the reason why he has no more to say to his wife, who already had two black eyes, was because he already told her twice. This did not go over well on Twitter
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-Hostage): "My wife didn't roll her eyes at Donald Trump's 'Woman Card' remark"
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron says something ridiculous
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(Tor.com)
 
 
 
They'll have at least 182 seasons of material
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sitting on the dock of the bay / Watching my children sail away
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
That time Carly Fiorina said Cruz can't beat Trump
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says women don't like Hillary, which is odd since they like Hillary about a billion times more than they like Trump. Also, Chris Christie's wife rolls her eyes at Trump's sexist statements, which makes her human
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Sorry, my first kill was clumsy"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Everybody was kung fu fighting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may run your half-marathon now"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"During a recent inspection of the community on April 19, 2016, it was noted that there is a zombie in your yard that needs to be removed"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 106-year-old woman who danced with the Obamas can't get a photo ID because she doesn't have a birth certificate. "I was birthed by a midwife and the birthday put in a Bible somewhere. I don't know if they even had birth certificates back then"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Widows have less stress and frailty than women whose husbands are still alive. And everyone thought that Hillary Clinton was looking so tired and worn from her presidential campaign
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Sun April 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Senator Harris Wofford explains how he fell in love with a man whom he will marry at the end of the month, twenty years after his wife passed away
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Sat April 23, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Having a disagreement with your teacher neighbor? Just accuse him of being a pedophile on Facebook, that should do the trick
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Phil Spector files for divorce, says his wife is "killing him"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
9-3-2-6-2-5
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
In Europe, it's pretty common to see cars with 'Country of Origin' bumper stickers like DE, CH, A, F, and so on. Guess what happens when someone slaps Iceland's sticker on their car and drives around Belgium
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aging Boomer blames Millennials for all the problems they inherited from the Boomers
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Music therapy helps patients with dementia... but enough about Coachella
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Netflix now blocking service for NON-VPN using Canadians
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Nut King of Chicago" dies, will be buried next to Abe Froman
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Mon April 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas threesomes, and now you have to live with that mental image as well
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Ann Coulter, cheating on your wife is OK as long as you do it in church. Subby must have missed that part in the Bible
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
CBS CEO Les Moonves has his pay cut to $56.8 million. To make ends meet he'll just have to come up with yet another show hosted by his wife Julie Chen
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Brooke Mueller fight over the amount of child support he owes her. The only question is - what court decided it was a good idea for either one of those two to have anything to do with raising any children?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
AL Gov admits that sure, using a state police helicopter to bring him his wallet that he left behind while fleeing his house during a Christmas Day fight with his wife over the affair he was having LOOKS bad, but he never said to use a HELICOPTER
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
How many of you knew you could be ejected from a baseball stadium for throwing a foul or home run ball back onto the field?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chairman of Colorado Republican party gets so many death threats from Trump supporters that he's afraid to take his wife to the convention, and is taking a sheriff instead. Colorado has become great again
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Former cheerleader featured on '16 and Pregnant' is now 21 and pregnant again. For the fifth time
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman gets off after being accused of beating husband upon finding his dildo
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
American national anthem broadcast in McDonald's restaurants every morning in Canada, annoys the locals
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Tue April 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mayor of New York makes racist comment on stage but it's cool because his wife is black and Hillary was there
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Mon April 11, 2016
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Men, it's not marrying an ugly wife that will make you happy for the rest of your life, it's marrying an intelligent one
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Proud Marine parents display Marines stickers, logos, their son's photo on their vehicle. Of course, someone has a problem with that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Saint tweeted he was having a blast in the French Quarter. Moments later he got a blast making him a current Saint
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
At least the Clintons regret mass incarceration. Oh wait
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to discover that overnight, the city has turned the parking space in front of his house into a disabled spot and fined him for parking his car in it (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That time OJ Simpson attended Donald Trump's wedding six months before OJ killed his wife and her lover
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Panama Papers claim their first victim
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In case you wondered what it was like to have an F4 tornado crash directly into your camera-holding face. Tag is for his wife who didn't make it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I have the best relationship with women, the greatest relationship. Which is why I have to have my wife say so instead of me
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"As long as you come here legally and get a proper job ... we need immigrants. Who's going to vacuum our living rooms and clean up after us? Americans don't like to do that"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cruz may think Trump is a ignorant buffoon who is unfit to be a dog catcher, and Trump may call Cruz a loser and a man-whore with an ugly wife, but there is one thing they agree on: John Kasich and how he needs to be kept off the convention ballot
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders channels his inner Donald Trump, defends his decision not to release his last eight years' worth of tax returns
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(Time)
 
 
 
Steve Buscemi and Stephen Colbert made a parody film about John Kasich's hatred of Fargo
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Concerned about losing state heritage, Wisconsin moves to preserve historic small hometown bowling alleys for future generations. "When I first met my wife, we bowled with her folks; that's how we got started"
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Donald Trump admits he was wrong... about comparing Ted Cruz's wife to his own
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband obviously got his inspiration from Kathy Bates and the movie "Misery" when he tied his wife to a bunk bed and smashed her ankles with a hammer so she wouldn't escape
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Fri April 01, 2016
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The internet is getting spicy over Ayesha Curry starring in her own Food Network cooking show
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
I used to be a philanderer like you, until I took a bullet to the knee and somehow the testicles
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