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291 headlines found matching 'water'
Sat August 19, 2017
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after being stuck in her 4-foot-deep backyard pool
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason, here's a photo essay on the train graveyard at the 'edge of the world'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Car's got a lot of pickup
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Poland Springs water is ground water rather than spring water and this massive fraud can only be cured by writing a big check to class action lawyers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Making the doomsday prep industry great again. Thanks Donnie
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Wikia)
 
 
 
I miss Ric Romero. You young 'uns probably don't even
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Car thief plummets to his death from crane, which means he wasn't a very good car thief. Subby rarely sees cars parked on cranes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To the left, heretics saying that you should add water to your whiskey. To the right, people reasonably discussing how you're supposed to drink it neat and posting pictures of their whiskey collections
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
National Park Service says you can try to fill up the Grand Canyon with empty discarded water bottles again
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is Trump's Waterloo. Or perhaps Stalingrad would be more apt?
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
More than half of New Orleans' drainage capacity is handled by pumps that run on archaic 25-hertz power, a remnant of the 100+ year-old pumping system
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson almost died from pneumonia while on vacation
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
"It really is hard to overstate how screwed Florida is"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup has been filled with many things; champagne, beer, holy water, ice cream, small children. But Phil Kessel filling it with hot dogs sets a new standard
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Australian marine engineer 3D-prints an "insanely accurate" 1/72-scale model of the Titanic; sells it to Titanic exhibition after plan to sink it fails
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It turns out despite what FWD: FWD: FWD: would have you believe, millennials aren't majoring in underwater basket weaving
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So it turns out you should never use flavored water to iron your clothes...or Coke, yogurt, bleach, aftershave or breast milk. This is an actual list from the article
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
A bad day fishing beats a good day at work, especially when you get high quality video of a great white shark stealing your fish
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Zoo names baby hippo Hodor. HODOR
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After 56 days of sunshine and smoke, Seattle residents startled and excited to discover water falling from the sky
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Bruno Mars, but he just donated $1 million from his Michigan concert to aid those affected by the Flint water crisis
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bottled water is ruining your teeth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt has made it clear that he is determined to dismantle the EPA's environmental mission, and he's doing it in secret
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Director James Wan reports shooting Aquaman is difficult because it involves a lot of "wet sequences" and water
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
After Watergate, it seemed every big scandal was a "-gate". Now that Mueller's investigation into the Trump administration's connections to Russia appears to be heating up, what should it be called? Difficulty: no "-gate"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thanks to Global Warming, an expedition is out to sail to the North Pole. Will look for underwater life, Santa's sunken workshop
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Pacific Northwest may become a 'climate refuge' from global warming, because what hot people really want is to move to a place where no one has air conditioning
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(US Army)
 
 
 
Screwing around in the lab, Army scientists added water to a new nanomaterial--and the water split into hydrogen and oxygen without energy input
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Pretty solid who-farted-y'all mugshot after mom abandons kid with special needs in woods
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Someone actually asks Tom Skilling if chemtrails are real
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Outsourcing the war in Afghanistan to Betsy DeVos's brother -- the CEO of Blackwater -- is a BAD IDEA
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Developers in Dubai planning underwater mansions. Subby meantime stuck with underwater mortgage
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Wetlands, artwork designed about rising waters in the Schuykill River has sunk in the river
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man decides to pay his fine in watermelon. Gallagher approves
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Cutting edge investigative journalists scoop Ric Romero, discover that the sun makes playgrounds hot
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
And so, despite the best efforts of our enlightened society to maintain a perfect ecology, recycling water bottles, and separating our plastics and cardboard, this is how the great tire fire of Frazer Township, Pennsylvania began
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Living blanket, water diviner, wild pet, infant population regulator. A cultural history of the dingo (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
There used to be a time in America when you could race through a flooded street in your boss's truck without anyone posting a video of it on social media
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mom tells her daughter to keep her farking sex toys out of the dishwasher. Fark: Sex toy turns out to be a water bottle that melted while drying
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Well, I'm stranded in the desert. Better drink my own beer
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Would you be willing to work as a lighthouse keeper? Food, water, shelter, all supplied by the employer. Radiotelephone link in case of emergency. Little to no Internet access. How long do you think you'd be able to stand it?
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Fri August 04, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sewage sprayed on luggage of 380 passengers in Nashville Airport. Hope you had clean underwear in your carry on
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Thu August 03, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
For sale: Waterfront home. Quiet neighborhood in exclusive area
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate wanted to hand out fried chicken and watermelon in Harlem. Now he's going to jail for 3 years. The jokes write themselves
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Noseless man who swam across river while high on meth pleads guilty to assaulting the police officer who rescued him. Why yes, this did happen in Saskatoon, how did you guess?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Yes, you can die from drinking boiling water on a dare
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Wed August 02, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman's attempted recreation of Das Boot interrupted by workers
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
What'd you catch fishing today? Oh, nuthin' just an eagle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom almost goes blind from holy water, which seems counter to all the holy water stories subby has heard previously
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
1) Preheat oven to 110 degrees. 2) Season long pig with salt and pepper 3) Stuff long pig into aluminum foil tube (pack tightly) 4) Add cup of water occasionally 5) Simmer for six hours
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rays pitcher Chris Archer has issued a Declaration of Unfriendliness against the Astros' mascot Orbit. The Rays fully support Archer and say Orbit's behavior has gone unchecked. They will provide him all the water balloons he needs
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman swims the 28-mile length of the largest freshwater lake in the western U.S., decides it wasn't so tough, swims back
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Yahoo Answers: What is this smelly black discharge?
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
We're off to take a whizzer, a wonderful whiz in the yard. A whiz of a whiz, a whiz in the yard, if ever a whiz there was. If ever a whiz of a whiz there was, a whiz in the yard is one because because because because because becaaaaaaaaus we said so
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since humans don't seem too concerned about it, the plants have taken it up on themselves to reduce global warming by absorbing more carbon dioxide while consuming less water
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters says Pence is planning his inauguration
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
With growing horror, he realized he'd somehow "inhaled" a buttful of water. The water gushed out of his rectum a moment later, he felt fine and a Fart Artist was born
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"How have I failed these kids so badly they think the Earth is flat just because a basketball player says it?"
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Maxine Waters asks you a question, just answer the damn question
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Rest easy, citizens. That growing patch of green on a drought-seared hillside is the result of a natural spring. The fact that the hillside in question is the downstream face of the Oroville Dam is purely a coincidence
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual wild pony swim where ponies make their way from Maryland's Assateague Island across to Chincoteague Island in Virginia. You won't see this many ponies in the water until BronyCon next month
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Can you tell a venomous cottonmouth and harmless water snake apart? Nope, stop reading right there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surf's up for these rabbits, who ride sheep to escape the floods of New Zealand
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
"New Jersey, it's not all government corruption, high taxes, and ridiculous cost of living, there are dudes like Steve Brown of Bridgewater, who decide that New Jersey just doesn't have enough guys standing on their lawn playing Metallica"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sees dead mom watering plants on Google Heaven
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Tucson brewery is going to create a beer made with recycled sewage. No word on a name yet; submitter thinks they should call it Number Tucson
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pickup truck slams into house. On the scene reporter interviews homeowner who apparently drank coffee until the news crew showed up
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Tue July 25, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona craft breweries to make beer out of treated sewage water. Makers of Bud Light not impressed
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Mon July 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The moon's interior may contain water. Nestle corporation already asking SpaceX if they do drilling missions
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
By 2100, Florida's economy will be one of the strongest in the US, thanks to all the new scuba diving destinations
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dunkirk veteran feels like movie put him back in the war. It was so realistic that he accidentally shot a couple of Germans
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the 2016 election, otters see us as sufficiently weakened to begin their long planned uprising
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The best and quickest ways to thaw food. Spoiler alert: you take it out of the freezer
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: You're on a boat in the ocean. Bad: Your boat sinks. Good: You set off a distress signal. Bad: You're 40 miles from shore Good: A rescue helicopter finds you. Bad: They can't send somebody down to rescue you because sharks are in the water
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's take a swim at this debate: saltwater aquariums vs. freshwater aquariums
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A NASA engineer has created a squirt gun that is capable of busting glass with a 272-mph torrent of nitrogen-powered water. Shut up and take my money
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are eight worlds beyond Earth that might have life on them in our own solar system. But only two are planets
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I did not think humpback whales could fly
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airport sets aside parking spaces just for women: extra wide, painted pink, and each labeled with an image of a high heel shoe. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In the event of emergency, your prosthetic leg can be used as a flotation device
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Climate change could mean a much wetter California. Or slightly wetter. Also possible a much drier or somewhat drier California. Or a 100% snow-covered California, according to scientist who just wanted to be in the news today
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you drown during your river baptism do you go to heaven or hell?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Head of the clean-up efforts at the Fukushima nuclear power plants, says the recovery from the disaster will nearly be complete once they dump nearly a million tons of radioactive waste into the Pacific Ocean
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water park that divided by zero
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Tue July 18, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters [pot] criticizes Thom Yorke [kettle] for whining
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is killing the Republican Party". In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So why are alligator attacks on the rise in Florida? Maybe some people just want to help the reptiles out by offering the gator aide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People who don't believe in climate change couldn't see the forest for the seas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Waters pretty much hates President Trump
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Sat July 15, 2017
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay area residents warned of waterspouts coming on shore. Eensy weensy spiders hardest hit
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Dry dock photos of USS Fitzgerald shows extent of damage below the waterline
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
NewsFlash
 
People trapped in large building fire in Honolulu
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
John Oliver mentions a terrifying new possibility on the Trump scandal: "I called it Stupid Watergate. It was supposed to be a self-contained joke. It's something with the gravitas of Watergate, but everyone involved is stupid and bad at everything"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
City rejects idea for a "stand-up water slide" because nobody wants to combine putting on a swimsuit to get just your feet wet with the heart-pounding rush of a moving sidewalk
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Wed July 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Something you'd see at the bottom of a toilet" is C) a description of a cafe's popular dish
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before we're all drinking pisswater
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Some Crazy Guy)
 
Video
 
Pro kayaker Rafa Ortiz drops 70-foot waterfall on inflatable lobster, hopefully into pool of drawn butter
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How middle class is your kitchen?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Seriously, who brings a gun to a water park. Oh, Mr. Bills defensive lineman does
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
80-person human chain saves family from drowning. Link to the left, link to the right
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(AOL)
 
 
 
You know you've done messed up when Watergate prosecutors start circling you like sharks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Dear Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters, thank you for having me and being Oh so kind, I've got a pain in my arm and my schlong is growing shorter, my knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind"
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Racked)
 
 
 
Dry shampoo: about as plausible as dry water, artificial air, polite politics threads
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Sun July 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon patents bizarre plan to store product in giant underwater pools
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby is going to a Roger Waters concert this week. Any tips on a way to meet him that don't involve spending tons of money or kidnapping?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles power transformer explodes in 100 degree heat, sending fireball into the sky and leaving thousands without electricity
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Sat July 08, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dam you, Friendship Lake, Dam you
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Thursday night in MLB - Cubs get blown out, Padres get blown out, Chris Sale strikes out 12 and still loses, and after a 3 hour rain delay Nationals give fans free soda, free bottles of water and free ice cream at the concession stands
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Public Service Announcement: Skin-tight, shiny red pants do not provide adequate protection against anti-riot water cannons
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "Youngsters Gone Wild" having group sex in public, brought to you from Cape Cod, Mass
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deep water corals glow in the dark to survive on the dance floor as well. But don't we all?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Zoned-out lacrosse goalie reaches for his water bottle with one second left in the quarter
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Wed July 05, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon makes emergency landing into gator filled pond near Disney World. Passengers happy to avoid parking fees
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose." -Margaret Atwood. Meanwhile, the answers I get from literary agents are all "uh, no thanks." This is your Fark Writers Thread
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Warning: This pool float may absorb all the water in your pool
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're caught peeing in a pool you usually only lose your dignity... usually
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Tue July 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
My elevator is full of eels
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mazda tells 228,000 owners to immediately stop parking their cars on a steep hill
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Feeling light-headed and suspect you might be suffering from heatstroke? There's a mobile website for th
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hovercraft linking Niagara to Toronto will likely be nixed due to noise concerns, eels
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
New Chambers Bay Amtrak station not going over well
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
First California complains about not having any water, then they complain they're getting so much that Lake Tahoe is overflowing
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Darwin's dumbass of the week jumps in river and drowns right after cop warns him not to jump in river or he might drown
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Man, the Waterworld people are going to sue the crap out of these guys
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in two Louisiana water systems. Well, that explains a lot
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
As Americans gear up for the 4th of July weekend, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass', 'Fail' and 'Florida' tags
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than getting your credit card bill after a Steam sale, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Cold Waters (Red Storm Rising spiritual successor)? Fallout? Rocket League? Friday the 13th? SMB 3? Tell us inside
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Water Department denied black employees promotions and allowed white employees to call them racial slurs
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Thu June 29, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man sexually assaulting your housekeeper? Love will save the day, with a baseball bat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New island forms off the coast of North Carolina, is immediately claimed by China
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know what looks like food to a plethora of great white sharks? Swimmers on the 4th of July
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eugene H Krabs opens a new location at the airport baggage claim
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New study determines Brexit was driven by fears about immigration. Researchers now devoting their time to studying the moistness of water and the religious views of an old man in a silly hat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's some mighty fine clean water ya got there, be a shame if something would happen to it
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BP doubling down on deepwater drilling despite surging shale. Not even Senor Spielbergo wants a piece of this sequel
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Today at Fark University, an instructional video demonstrating pretty much everything you should not do when photographing an alligator
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The technologies that power and cool the Parker Solar Probe are considered revolutionary. BONUS: they even work at night
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Two-thirds of the world is covered by water, the other third by Javier Baez"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A very well-behaved golden retriever brings MiLB umpires fresh bottles of water
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of episode last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which proved while Madison was still kind of an idiot, she does want revenge. And it also showed why you shouldn't lie to Ruben Blades. [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Madison was a bad ass, she does something stupid. At least we get Strand and Salazar in this episode, but the undead continue to outwit the living. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You're going to need a bigger flu shot
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Selling water at the National Mall? That's an arrestin'
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(Some Panicmonger)
 
 
 
Institute for Sucking Every Last Iota Of Fun Out Of Summer recommends you not take your kids to the beach
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Colbert 2020
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump throws tantrum over Democrats' refusal to help him destroy everything they've done for the past decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the President of the United States of America
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Fri June 23, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
What do Arthur Andersen, Blackwater and Sears have in common?
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Friday Foodie Thread: Yes a chocolate-covered bacon breakfast-dessert mash-up is not some bacon dream you've been drooling about ...it's for REAL
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
RMIT researchers have created a new solar paint that absorbs moisture from the air and uses sunlight to split water atoms and harvest hydrogen as fuel
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you lost your car in the Potomac River sometime this morning, police would really like to talk to you. Unless, you know, you died. In which case, sorry, dude
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald sailors may have been forced to seal watertight doors -- along with the fates of several trapped sailors -- to save the ship
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four Greenlanders washed out to sea in freak tsunami
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell apologizes to Seth Meyers for being a jerk, But a jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat floats on water, water is a part of nature and nature is beautiful so that is actually a compliment
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
One thousand naked Aussie swimmers plunge into freezing waters on the shortest day of the year. Bonus: It's called Dark Mofo. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Juicero not dumb enough for you? How about a $400 device that pours hot water over tea leaves?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's the longest day of the year today; Summer Solstice. How can we make it not suck?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Where does fat go when you lose it? Vanish into thin air?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Animal lovers in Britain share ways to keep their doggies and moggies cool during national heat crisis. "A cat appears to be confused at the sight of an ice cube in their bowl of water"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jumping into the Missouri River is not a good escape route from a bank robbery, Mr. Fake Beard bandit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Roger Stone offers to "debate" an assistant prosecutor from Watergate after said prosecutor wipes the floor with Stone and his alt-Watergate theory. The Cigarette Smoking Man looks away in shame and disgust
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump retweets numbers of old GOP-leaning poll to make himself feel better over plummeting approval ratings
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boinking couple fail to come up for air
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Seven weeks out from Burning Man, and the playa is still a giant mud puddle
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Energy Secretary Rick Perry claims rising CO2 levels not primarily to blame for climate change: "Actually, the three main factors are ocean water, the environment, and the uh, um, what's the third one there, let's see"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bad: car drowns in a flash flood. Worse: car catches on fire. Fark: both at the same time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana. Oh, and happy 45th anniversary to the Watergate scandal
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's so hot in Phoenix that the water parks are catching fire
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Have you ever done a Polar Bear winter swim?
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Mmmmm. Protein
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Watergate prosecutors say they had evidence proving Nixon aides were planning attacks
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Sat June 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
45 yeas ago today, there was a break-in of the Democratic National Committee office in the Watergate office building. So nice to know our national leaders would never oversee anything as stupid as that again
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in Toronto is ripping off its T... Heading off to find a water gun and march in the Pride Parade
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Navy reports 1 hurt and 7 missing in major collision between destroyer USS Fitzgerald and a merchant ship. Fitzgerald badly damaged and taking on water
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Fri June 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Study shows eating lots of French fries and potato chips can lead to early death, and water is wet and not breathing can kill you
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
What's more dangerous than a shark with a frikken laser? Michael Phelps
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
News: Scientists sent a flatworm to space and it came back with two heads. Fark: Researchers tried amputating them, leaving a headless middle fragment, but both of the heads just grew back on all three pieces. Everyone sleep well tonight
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Breatharian" couple claims to have lived for nine years without food and instead are sustained solely by the energy of the universe
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beach closed AGAIN due to infestation of: A) Tiger sharks, B) Box jellyfish, C) Poop
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're a badass when you can start a fire using a bag of water
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Defending net neutrality: "Some of the bigger names on that list include Amazon, reddit, Etsy, Fark, GitHub, and Kickstarter"
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Vegetarian kills rabid raccoon with her bare hands
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember: Yellowstone hot springs is not your own personal health sauna
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There is a war going on in the U.S. and the head lice are winning
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Tue June 13, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The Bible says Jesus walked on water. The Florida Highway Patrol say Jesus walked in front of a speeding SUV. In three days we'll know one way or the other
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters categorically denies he was throwing shiat at Thom Yorke and Radiohead when he threw shiat at Thom Yorke and Radiohead over upcoming concert in Tel Aviv, states he was only trying to start a conversation about occupied Palestine
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hospitals adopting new "wait to bathe" newborn babies because gross waxy buildup covering them is "good stuff." So throw that bath water out, folks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't throw that pasta water down the drain. Behold 6 ways to reuse it
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out, the solution to the Middle East's water crisis might be NASA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California's snowfall keeps ski resorts open. Global warming unavailable for comment
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Sat June 10, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
IndyCar returns to the oval of the Wild Asphalt Circus in the longest race of the season. It's the Rainguard Water Sealers 600 from Texas (8 pm ET, NBCSN)
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this watery confrontation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-Twitter CEO: Meeting with Donald Trump is like drinking a bottle of gin and then waterboarding yourself
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Fri June 09, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Brave, misguided Florida man tackles a flood just one bucket at a time
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Comparing Trump's Russiagate to Nixon's Watergate
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study suggests the planet's mid-mantle holds as much water as Earth's oceans, but the mole people say they'll be damned if they're going to share
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Fungi awake bacteria from their slumber" is the best sci-fi movie pitch of the past 20 years or so
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I dub thee "Waterslide Jesus"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Scientists analyze Bourbon Street puddle water. No surprises here
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Watergate pales in comparison to the Trump investigation," says former Intelligence Chief Clapper
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Water fluoridation ... Pro or Con?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I am a miniature potbelly pig and I will celebrate the advent of summer by devouring a watermelon
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not saying Trump should be getting worried or nothin, but, Special Counsel Mueller's team now includes a guy who busted up several mafia families, two prosecutors who are financial fraud experts that helped bring down Enron, and a Watergate vet
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(Independent)
 
 
 
France and Germany develop hydrogen-powered zero-emissions train that only emits water. U.S. sits in the corner playing with a piece of coal
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Volcanoes vs. humans in the ultimate CO2 showdown
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Eric Mangini wants to be friends with Bill Belichick again. In other news, water no longer wet and the sky is purple
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Flint water official clarifies that the REAL culprits behind the water contamination disaster were "People Who Annoy Him"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying live lobsters overturns on Nova Scotia highway. Drivers with trailers of boiling water or melted butter wanted in the area
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The beaver's return "benefits environment." Nice
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The GOP has hit an iceberg and is taking on water. Let's see how they react
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Sat June 03, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Swimming snakes. Why did it have to be swimming snakes?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Modern-day Watergate burglar' and human-weasel hybrid James O'Keefe slammed with a million-dollar fraud lawsuit
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Can't spell "SUSSEX" on a water tower without "SEX"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Florida proposes to build largest mall in America containing an indoor ski slope, water park, ice-skating rink and 2,000 hotel rooms. Unfortunaely no stores, since the internet has made them unnecessary
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yeah, I know we haven't sent water through this pipe for 37 years, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Cemetery's surprise 'Burial at Sea' option not a hit with families of the deceased
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters takes a poke at Bob Dylan: "I haven't got time to do an album of Frank Sinatra covers." Bob Dylan responds, asks Waters to write yet more songs about his dad dying
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog flu confirmed in Florida. Your dog wants chicken noodle soup
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Getting a new case for your smartphone? How about one that doubles as an espresso machine?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies taking a selfie with his girlfriend at a waterfall. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he was used to
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Tue May 30, 2017
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree store robbed. Second burglary in as many days on Stillwater Ave. in BANGOR. (There ya go, Farkers who like to mispronounce 'Bangor'). Police say "It is unknown if he made off with any money." I'm guessing 10 bucks
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While you sit in a cubicle illuminated by oddly-crackling fluorescent lights, there's a man out there right now who makes a living by diving into the frigid waters of the Bering Sea searching for ancient ivory on the seabed floor forgotten by time
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A few 'Muricans are upset that Roger Waters didn't tone down the politics for his concert in Kansas City, despite his known history of controversial music and commentary. Facepalm tag off listening to The Final Cut, so 'Murica tag steps in
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"There's a lot of difference between spring water and marijuana," says the chairman of one bank who doesn't want to see medical marijuana in his town. And don't get him started on teenagers dancing
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Sun May 28, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump accused Abbas of lying. Truly, this is his Waterloo
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian riot police have to use water cannons to disperse crowds of angry demonstrators and make more than 150 arrests during protests in Kolkata over...wait for it...the breakdown of law and order in the city
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP votes to undo pesticide protections for nation's waterways
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
"26 years, and I have never drank the water here"
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Girl pulled into water by sea lion to be treated for 'seal finger.' Seal will be treated for 'ankle-biter flipper.'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you spot a bizarre blue pink sea creature that looks like a balloon washed up on the beach, just leave it alone
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida people get upset when the government closes down a swimming hole just because there have been a couple of alligator attacks there in recent years
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be the "Summer Of Poo-Poo Pools"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Deep gaping maw of destruction opens up at Trump's Mar-a-Lago
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
This is not Trump's Watergate. This is Trump's Watergate on amphetamines
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man, sea lions are dicks
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Time-lapse video of a rare cloud inversion filling up the Grand Canyon. Pass the Funyuns
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"We're 99.9% certain this is Noah's Ark"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You know how climate change flooded the doomed Global Seed Vault? Yeah, about that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How would the stock market react to an impeachment hearing against Trump? Let's go back and see what happened during Watergate
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Watership Down meets Second Life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Drogon the ant, pink bush crickets, and a freshwater stingray aren't the latest superhero movie cadre or even hipster bands. They're on this year's Top 10 list of new species
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Fri May 19, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge: "The millisecond my legs cleared it, the millisecond of true freefall, instant regret for my actions"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
John McCain says Trump's actions have reached "Watergate size and scale." Biggest scandal in his lifetime since the Teapot Dome
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Don't want to water down your iced coffee with ice cubes? Starbucks now sells coffee ice cubes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I'll see your ceiling cat and raise you with floorboard feline
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When sustaining your glitzy, futuristic city requires towing icebergs in from 6,000 miles away to provide drinking water, you should probably step back and reflect on the soundness of your growth strategy
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
That's not a chili pepper. THIS is a chili pepper
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
New reality show "Redneck Housewives of Alabama" seeks cast members who drive trucks, ride horses, watch NASCAR, shoot guns. Desired skills include missing teeth, tobacco chewing, trailer without running water
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today is National Sea-Monkey Day - what you need to know before you start your underwater farm
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woodward and Bernstein: "This isn't Watergate yet, but it could be worse in the end"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel announce he's getting the FBI Director job? Will he "no comment" another question about the president's secret tapes? Will the press smell blood in the water? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might know roughly how your salary compares with the rest of the country, but have you ever wondered where you rank globally? New online calculator tells you exactly where you sit in comparison to the rest of the world
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Production designer: And our new set design for "Medea" will have a 4000 gallon water tank on stage, with a 30 ft. long open electrical circuit along the drip edge here. Producers: We see no problem with this. Actors: NOPE
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing making you fat? Carbonated water
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"I was a Watergate prosecutor; I know obstruction when I see it. And Trump's firing of Comey was just that"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former KGB spy says that the Trump administration is incompetent, also notes that water is wet, and the sun is bright
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The same sinister forces that attempted to "take down Nixon over Watergate and Reagan for Iran-Contra" are trying to take down Trump, claims deluded jelly-filled hate donut Pat Buchanan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Superman's mom says The Avengers are better than Justice League
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Springtime in New York: the air is warmer, the trees have leaves and the bodies in the Central Park Reservoir start popping up
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio wants to make peace with FARC, get rid of all those .gifs of him taking a sip of water
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glacier National Park needs a new name
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With a six-fold increase in price, Portugal's cork industry is no longer underwater - in fact it smells pretty good
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Mon May 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists say Earth started 4.4 billion years ago as a barren water world, starring Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Belgian researchers develop process that generates power from polluted air while hailing our new Chinese overlords
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Over 50,000 Germans remain displaced after British bombing missions. In fact, this is a repeat from 1944 ... only with less "big splosions here" action (we hope)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's $4B Oculus transit hub - the world's most expensive train station and an architect's wet dream. Emphasis on wet
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're a utility worker in Phoenix, you expect to encounter scorpions, rattlesnakes, and javelinas. Not baby otters
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Judge gives Kansas City Water Park 20 million reasons to construct a safer water slide
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
7.5 million state residents exposed to unsafe drinking water. Top that, Flint, Michigan
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(Some Vagabond)
 
 
 
Flint threatens to put liens on people who refuse to pay for their poisoned water
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When you find out your city has wooden water mains, maybe it's time to consider an infrastructure bill
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Judge acquits woman who tried to water down bacon
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Crimson Canals in Stanislaus County' sounds like a bad summer romance novel
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
There are many reasons you never hear the words 'Scottish' and 'surfer' in the same sentence. This is probably one of them
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby is going to Kauai in a month and is looking for advice on underwater cameras for taking pics while snorkeling and/or kayaking. Difficulty: under $200
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So....how long can we keep eggs in the refrigerator?
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Tony Blair is diving straight into the Brexit waters to try and save the UK from itself
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course Trump wants David Clarke at Homeland Security
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(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
"My neighbor was happy thinking that Tessa is in good hands, but I don't need a dog"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After "site improvements" last night, the EPA's public-facing data portal, available for the past 20 years, is no more. Move along, citizens, and go breathe some cool, nutritious bus exhaust while you sip on MercuryWater™, and sit by a nice tire fire
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, that escalated quickly. Jesse Waters now on "vacation" after he thought implying that he wanted a beej from Ivanka Trump on live tv was a good idea. Escalation trifecta now in play
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
39 non-Disney animated movies you should watch. No Watership Down, but other than that, a solid list
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug
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Sun April 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy goes out for a little joyride with car. News: 12-year-old boy gets nailed by police 1300km into his 4000km solo journey across Australia
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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