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429 headlines found matching 'water'
Thu September 29, 2016
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't really need water to cook pasta
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Wed September 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin sends attack dolphins. Flipper unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle decides Flint is worth saving, may have averted a shutdown
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
We're getting yet another David Bowie compilation, this time one containing his biggest singles. Look, just put his cover of Waterloo Sunset on an affordable disc available outside of Japan
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
The watering holes in Las Vegas just dried up
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We shouldn't flush mercury down a toilet, but if you insist, very well. Just this once. Actually, let's do it again
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
One mention about global warming in a 90 minute debate, and it was all about whether or not Trump believes in it. Here's the thing about reality: Global warming doesn't care if you believe in it. Global warming believes in you
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Remember Donald Trump being a fidgeting, constantly sniffing, water-guzzler during last night's debate? Yeah, about that
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The good news: Humans won't be the first species killed off by global warming. The bad news: Those tasty insects called lobsters will go before us
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Europa's a squirter
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ice Cube, legendary entertainer and water in its solid form, goes up against his greatest challenge. Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. And they say Hollywood is running out of ideas
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Authorities conducting 'death investigation' after severed human head is found in Chicago lagoon. Now, I'm not a forensic specialist or anything, but unless the head's talking or something, I think we can assume it's dead
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Soda, pop, coke, soda water - what do you call your favorite soft drink? Which one is the "correct" version? LGN
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Sun September 25, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
This just in: Invasive plants are everywhere. Yeah, it's almost like they invaded or something, right?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VI (c) 2016. You are inside Walmart and sitting on a scooter. The craft section surrounds you. In your pocket is a lighter. What do you wish to do?_
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Sat September 24, 2016
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Teen posts picture of discolored water coming from the sink at her high school, so authorities immediately A) report the issue to the school district, B) report the issue to the local utility, or C) suspend the student
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The "Wet Prince of Bel Air" used 11.8 Million gallons of water last year. Gotta keep the lawn Fresh, Prince
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
When all you have is a snowplow, everything looks like a snow drift
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, semen cannot clog a shower drain
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In a province where people are suffering the worst drought of recent memory, Nestlé hoards 3.6 million liters of water per day, and wants access to more
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can't get the lead out? You need moar coffee
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Manatee-riding man talks smack to cops, arrested
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Environmental group: Phoenix has the highest levels of chromium-6 in their drinking water. Phoenix: Hold up there, that's just the groundwater, which accounts for only two percent of our drinking water supply
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Autonomous ships will hit the water by 2017. Although the idea of a boat propelling itself without a captain is nothing new. Right, Captain Hazelwood?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Drone inspects Ohio Turnpike bridge for media demonstration, then inspects the river below it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man punches beaver in the head. Gets rabies. Witty headline not necessary
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS Pro magnetic bluetooth earbuds; water resistant, noise cancelling. And sure to get lost in your gym bag with the $2 set you got on your last airplane flight. (Sponsored Link)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASA to announce surprising Europa discovery on Monday. Wanna place bets on if it is water on the moon or alien life there?
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Indonesia adopts the Michael Bay approach to combating illegal fishing in its waters
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You can't kill the water bear. Don't even try
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Mon September 19, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
How to make fried Oreos at home without schlepping to the state fair. Step 1: acquire some Oreos and cooking oil
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
$3 Sushi Vs. $250 Sushi. Watch the mouthwatering results
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In an effort to keep solving the Flint water crisis, the State of Michigan removes Flint Michigan's right to sue the State of Michigan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because rules are for the little people to obey and paying fines is for chumps, the Los Angeles water department continues its watering program despite a years-long drought. Fark: They're watering artificial grass
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Fri September 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese Navy begins patrols in Chinese fake territorial waters
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Will a radioactive spider crawl out of a massive sinkhole that opened up outside a fertilizer plant? Hey, it's Florida. It could happen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mars or Utah -- can you tell from these photos? Difficulty: No Mormons
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
MN's newest invasive species is also its most delicious
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out removing fluoride from a community's water supply might not be that wise after all
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science asks: Do snails have decision-making skills? And how can we fark with them?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The river has turned to blood? Again?
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Millennial, cellphone in hand, rushes past firefighters into a burning home to rescue: A) an elderly resident. b) a beloved pet. Or c) his laptop because it contains the only copies of his two novels
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nurse who 'bared her breasts and performed sex acts on patient' argues she was just 'providing emotional support'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Katzenberg says Hillary Clinton is the "Rock of Gibraltar". Maybe we need to check the health of the Rock of Gibraltar
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
A puddle works as backup if there's no drinking fountain
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Wed September 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert addresses Lunghazi
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have entered the Zoodle Era, where militant vegetarians work hard to convince junk-food-craving Americans that zucchini noodles can replace pasta, mashed bananas can replace ice cream, and fruit-topped watermelon can replace pizza
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time General Petraeus fainted during a Congressional hearing? That Hillary, though -- deathbed for sure
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Two divers rescued by sheriff's dive team during lionfish derby. Why they were racing fish is still unknown
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is Hillary Clinton's Watergate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We were wrong about how our moon formed. Instead of a low-contact collision with a Mars-sized body, it was more like a Gallagher vs. watermelon scenario
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your mum is no longer into tea-bagging. Prefers direct squirts instead
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Norfolk public schools in hot water over 'recycling' students to SOL scores up. Well, duh, they're students so you're supposed to compost them
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Tens of millions of gallons of raw sewage dumped into Tampa Bay. Man, at this rate, the Bucs won't have a team left by the end of the week
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Something is sucking all the salt out of the oceans
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
You had me at 'wastewater beer'
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
A woman spends $500 to save the life of a $12 goldfish. WTF, $12 for a goldfish? You overpaid
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Fri September 09, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Defective hatchbacks on 2.2 million Mazdas cause drivers a huge pain in the rear
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
This is basically Bill Hicks' dream of missiles that feed you
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Not even Watergate had as much 'forgettery' as the FBI'S Clinton report"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The San Jose Sharks teamed up with a local brewery to create a beer. Like the Sharks, it's great except when it inexplicably goes bad in May
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Artist on board a container ship gets additional performances because no port is allowing the bankrupt ship to dock
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your prison survival plan?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Geophysicists figure out how to carbon-date groundwater: "There are certain age dating techniques that you can use to give you an idea of that water's past life"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Goodbye NYC, it was nice knowing you when you had your head above water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Australian beachgoer finds one 130 million year old dinosaur footprint in the sand, because it was then that dinosaur Jesus carried you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The full and devastating power of tsunamis has been recreated in the lab for the first time"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Because no one has ever cut a giant hole in a bagel-shaped glass roof and dropped water nine stories to the ground, the engineers on the project were concerned"
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich suffers coughing fit while complaining about Hillary's coughing fit. Karma God smiles down from Karma heaven
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oysters grown on old toilets are being used to clean New York City waters. Environmentalists have something to go on here
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Bacon-filled tractor-trailer burns for hours in what is perhaps the best-smelling accident you will read about today
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China plans massive sea lab 10,000 feet underwater, presumably to battle Galactor with Dr. Nambu and the Science Ninja Team
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you're still not convinced Australian spiders are gargantuan monsters made of pure evil and nope, one just managed to flip a whole car into the ocean
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Food Network)
 
 
 
I'm making chili with beef ribs and chorizio, fresh poblanos, + fresh yellow chiles. Should I add red lentils at 6pm PST? I normally use black eyed peas, but I am trying something new today
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's happening
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're a dolphin, it really sucks when your blowhole is defective and you have to breathe through your mouth. "Clearly it's a thing that works for the animal"
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hermine is re-gaining strength and becoming a hurricane again, which should be impossible because it's in the North Atlantic 200 miles off the coast of MD; unless SOMETHING has drastically warmed the water there. Either way, NY is boned. Again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oklahoma governor orders 37 oil drilling wastewater wells to shut down after 5.6 earthquake. So that's what it takes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real reason we go to war ...and it's not about oil and land
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a school bus driver, no matter how rowdy the kids get pouring water on them is not going to quiet the situation
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A year after the President made a historic visit to Alaska's Exit Glacier, it looks drastically different because it has thawed so much. Thanks, Obama
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think you're having a bad day? At least you weren't left behind by your tour boat as you went scuba diving in shark-infested waters in the Indian Ocean in the middle of a tropical storm
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
We call 'em Boeing bombs. See that peanut? Dead givewaway
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There's a vertically floating dead tree trunk in Crater Lake. Known as the "The Old Man Of The Lake", it's been floating and traveling around the lake for at least 120 years
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Sat September 03, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Vikings trade for QB Sam Bradford to be their Bridge over troubled Waters
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I heard you liked great barrier reefs, so I put another great barrier reef inside your great barrier reef
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PSA: It doesn't matter how hard it's raining people, the propane grill goes OUTSIDE the tent
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FDA officially bans antibacterial soap after its effectiveness was called into question due to Donald Trump's continued existence
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is more important, an attractive face or attractive body?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Restaurant discovers you can't thaw pigs feet in a tub of water in the alley next to your dumpster
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Black Sea is being assimilated into Russia
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge - enter to win contest. Enter with Facebook login *or* email address. Is this the one you can pour water on? (*legal disclaimer: don't actually pour water on your phone please) (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, Floridian Farkers; Tropical Storm Hermine is headed your way. Have you stocked up on water, dog food, cat food, human food, and, most importantly and inexplicably, bleach? It's your Official Not Quite a Hurricane Discussion Thread
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find world's oldest fossils that are a whopping 6,000 years old, give or take 3.7 billion years
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Wed August 31, 2016
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Nothing will make your senior portrait session more special than being photobombed by a naked dude and his dog wading in the river behind you
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Insurance company tells church that flood damage was an act of god
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shssssssssh .... we're sending the world's first probe into a suspected "alien base" that is disguised as a floating island. Let's see what they find. P.S.: Grab the tinfoil on the way in
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guardian of the waters
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
For those who thought that Peyton Manning will come out of retirement and join the Minnesota Vikings to replace an injured Teddy Bridgewater ... sorry, but he'll continue to spend Sunday mornings grocery shopping in his bathrobe
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vikings release a statement on the damage to Teddy Bridgewater's knee, and on a scale of 1 to 10, it's about an 11
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. wants Daniel Radcliffe to return for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child trilogy. Article includes obvious headlines
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Tue August 30, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Vikings may be opening their new stadium with a new starting QB after Teddy Bridgewater goes down with the dreaded non-contact injury to the knee
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
This space monorail could get humans to Mars in two days
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman finally gets an answer to a message in a bottle which she placed in the water in 1995 as an 8-year-old child
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Officials admit that raw sewage has been leaking into the Baltimore harbor for several days, in case anyone is wondering why it smells so much better
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Has anyone ever looked closely at the charitable work done by the Clinton Foundation? It turns out that in 2011, The Nation examined its work in Haiti
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Oh look, just an ultra-rare sawfish Fark: 17 feet long
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Map nerds go a little too far with their "realistic" state map of Louisiana that shows large chunks of its boot underwater as result of floods and rising sea levels. "It's cartographic hyperbole by roughly half"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen to a dress submerged in the Dead Sea for three months? Luckily, someone was curious
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Egyptian police using Grindr to find and arrest LGBT citizens
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli says medications should be expensive because they're valuable. Consumers brace for utility companies increasing water bills by 7,000%
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(Vice)
 
 
 
So, what food would you stockpile to survive a terrorist attack? I'm thinking bourbon and Funyuns for the shelter
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
At what point in your life were you the happiest? Is that the time you're most nostalgic about?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Today's made-for-Fark headline: "This adorable robot octopus is powered by farts"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Milwaukee's on fire, Detroit is a cesspool, Louisiana's underwater, Italy is cleaning up, we have two professional liars running for President --- but hey, let's take a moment and focus on the problems of men who want to breastfeed
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Your phone tends to run slower in the summer, and it's not because of all the kids out and about sucking up wifi and being annoying and when the heck does school start again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Native Americans are protesting oil pipeline that endangers local water supply. Homeland Security cuts out the middle man and removes the protesters' drinking water
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Wed August 24, 2016
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If your dog is urinating blood, and you're experiencing vertigo, sores and hair loss, your water just might be contaminated by a burial site of lab animals, dead fetuses, and radioactive material
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a move that is clearly not pandering, Pence gets hair cut at a black barbershop. Trump plans to eat fried chicken and watermelon and tweet "I love the Blacks"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: cereal with milk. New Hotness: cereal boxes made from milk
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man throws boiling water on gay kid and his boyfriend. Just because
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's an upside to global warming?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Normal ex-police officers don't threaten to beat the mayor with a gun at city hall while carrying an ax and cocaine
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Mon August 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know who loves a flooded Louisiana? Alligators, that's who
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Young woman works diligently on her "frequently rescued" punch card while on holiday in Cornwall
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you're a free-climber doesn't mean you have to go water-free and phone-free. You never know when you might get stuck in a crevasse for two hours
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Sun August 21, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
People no longer want to live next to water-sucking, space-hogging, window-shattering golf courses like they did twenty years ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Update from Farker Vicejay whose New Orleans-area food bank has been doing disaster response for the last week across Louisiana. DIT, link goes to donation page
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
On "extreme wilderness adventure", cruise company forced to limit "black tie" events. "Guests may be required to step into water several inches deep in order to reach shore". Oh, the humanity
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Arizona wants breweries to make their beer with wastewater
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reserving a good beach spot by putting down your towel? Yeah, that's a fine. A BIG fine
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since it feels like you're doing everything else in life wrong, it was only a matter of time before somebody came along to point out that you're watering your vegetables wrong as well
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Things are winding down, but they're far from over. Finals in men's water polo, men's diving, women's golf, women's basketball, and so many other sports that I'm gonna run out of characters. This is your live thread for Saturday, August 20th
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Swimmers attacked by shar... make that otters
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Baton Rouge has seen more rainfall in just the last seven days than Phoenix has gotten in over the last two-and-a-half years"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Yale University)
 
 
 
NASA just created a graphic to show the world how bad the flooding in Louisiana was
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(An oh so smart creationist)
 
 
 
Canals on Mars were carved by Noah's Flood. Dunning-Kruger surrenders
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump is doubling-down on a losing strategy putting him in a position to lose as bad as Barry Goldwater and George McGovern
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Wed August 17, 2016
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
When you're the leader of a hate group that routinely blames natural disasters on gay people, it can be a little awkward trying to explain why your house just got wiped out in a natural disaster
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
4-H club (head, heart, hands, and health) expands to 5-H by adding 'herding fish' to their motto. Wait, what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the father of the super soaker made splashes at NASA, the air force and the toy making industry
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Tue August 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Health emergency declared in Puerto Rico because of the Zika virus. It will be given priority right behind the emergencies declared for the economy, crime, food supply, drinking water
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(Australian Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists interested in how the Australian thorny devil lizard uses capillary action from between scales to drink without using its mouth, which for some reason is more interesting than its two fully functioning penises
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Recent discoveries of bodies of methane and other liquid seas on Europa, Titan, and Ganymede will likely bring about the need for space submarines. Not to mention space speedboats, space tugboats, and space catamarans
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Mon August 15, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisiana man decides to go for a swim down his flooded street, forgetting that flood water is full of sewage and almost as nasty as what Olympians face in Rio
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(Time)
 
 
 
Officials at Olympics regarding green pool: "Chemistry is not an exact science." That pounding sound you hear are thousands of scientists banging their head on their desks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Still have your one goldfish swimming in a little fish bowl? Man builds a 10,000 gallon reef tank aquarium in his living room
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There's actually a genuine reason Trump could find himself in criminal hot water sooner rather than later, and it has nothing to do with "2nd Amendment people"
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's day 10 in Rio and it starts with canoe/kayak racing and the women's 10k swimming at 8am ET. Later; we have women's field hockey quarterfinals, boxing finals, finals in the women's 400m, and the swimmers puking after swallowing lake water
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Sun August 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
HOLY SH*T: Rescuers pull Louisiana woman and her dog from sinking car during deadly flood
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you use a refillable water bottle? Are you SURE you want to continue?
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Little Things)
 
 
 
This couple has spent 24 years bulding a massive floating home in Canada. They could have done it in a weekend or two if they hadn't refused to use power tools
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
One day torn clothes will be a thing of the past and we'll all look at each other and say, 'Squid teeth. Why didn't we think of it sooner?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to ensure that your morning cup of coffee tastes just right? Introducing designer water, specially formulated for coffee
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Fri August 12, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Las Vegas casinos cutting back on freebies, watering down drinks, adding new charges? You can bet on it
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Thu August 11, 2016
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Water park cancels burkini day
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If your pet fish has human-like teeth, officials request that you do not release them into the wild. Also, find some less farked up pets, for God's sake
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Ford Pinto crashes into fire hydrant, doesn't explode. In other news, a Pinto was still on the road
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba discovered starving to death
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The only presidential candidate in the modern polling era who showed less support from black voters than Trump was Goldwater during his 1964 campaign opposing the Civil Rights Act
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(Geekologie)
 
Video
 
Drunk Kentucky couple crash their Geo Tracker into power pole, then proceed to get stung by hundreds of bees. But the real story here is the eyewitness testimony given by local resident and possible Fark admin
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
New company, Moon Express plans on having trips to the moon for less than $10 million per trip which makes it "great business". Hopes to offer honeymoons where you can take your "honey to the moon"
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for the Olympic diving pool turning green. Perhaps we should ask the Rio officials? ... "We don't know". Well, that settles it, nothing to see here, move along
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Just when you thought we couldn't get any lazier as a society, somebody invented a battery that dissolves when it runs out of power
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County considers tax hikes to pay for Indian River cleanup. Hikes? I was reliably informed that tax cuts could solve everything
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
To the delight of electronics tinkerers and IED makers everywhere, Iowa State researchers invent a no-heat solder
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dude, hold my beer while I light this ice fart
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
People of Los Angeles, are you thirsty for the water you haven't got? Meet the California couple who uses more water than every one of you combined
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 4 from Rio: The USA women open play in water polo, finish group play in soccer and look to defend their gold in gymnastics. Also, men's rugby begins and Michael Phelps looks for gold #20. This is the live, spoiler filled thread (7:30am ET start)
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
You will probably never have a job title as cool as "planetary protection officer", nor will you actually be as cool as the lady who protects other worlds from Earth's microbes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turns out even Conservative politicians have 'Hold My Beer And Watch This' afternoons at home
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Sun August 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have to die young, there are few better ways to go out than on the world's tallest water slide
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Unexpected sofa ruins sporting event. No word on whether it was a Chesterfield, or where Eddy is
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(Komo)
 
 
 
In the interests of public safety, some bars will call you a cab or give designated drivers free soft drinks. One Seattle watering hole offers free test cards for date-rape drugs
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Sat August 06, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astrobiologists examine 4000 distant worlds and narrow down the list to the top 20 planets that could support life. Behold the "Goldilocks Zone", where temperatures are 'not too hot, and not too cold' for liquid water
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The opening ceremony was okay except for...cut to commercial...but today there is water polo, rugby, swimming...cut to commercial...biking, volleyball and other sports to talk about...cut to commercial...here's your Olympics thread for Saturday August 6th
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stray dog starts following extreme marathon runner in China, sticks with him for 77 miles. Fark needs an "awesome" tag
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Global warming at former secret nuclear submarine base in Greenland could thaw radioactive waste, thing from another world
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Two American Muslim women asked to leave American Airlines plane after one of them talked to another passenger about the lack of water and food and a flight attendant said they had made him feel "unsafe"
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Why this giant lake turning blood red in Iran is something to be worried about, along with all these locusts and frogs
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sheriff: "Oh, we're comfortable with our security policies." Escaping prisoner: *whoosh* Sheriff: "We may look at them again, but quite frankly-" Next escaping prisoner: *zoom* Sheriff: "I mean, things are all working out"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Can we just see Orlando Bloom's penis already ...straight married guy just asking for a friend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nike hits a water hazard, refuses a mulligan
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago is a broke shiathole that hates its taxpayers
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Wed August 03, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida state leaders unwilling to take needed steps to thwart what appears to be an ongoing guacamole crisis (pic)
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer tanker crashes into dump truck on interstate, followed by bystander falling off bridge requiring water rescue. With super-helpful pic
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Has anyone else caught the "Red Faced, Sweaty, Dirty Toddler Allegedly Abandoned by His Parents" Pokemon Go character yet?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tired of blasting its garbage into international seas, Best Korea decides Japanese coastal waters could use some missile parts, too
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Tue August 02, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If the pollution wasn't enough to keep you out of the water in Rio then you might want to consider the Portuguese man-o'-war jellyfish that are there
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Americans are now drinking more bottled water than soda. Still not sure why people don't just drink form the ta- oh right, Flint
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fracking: Good at polluting water, causing earthquakes. Bad at pro-fracking internet memes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Kevin sets the pool on fire"
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(AP)
 
 
 
AP report downgrades visit to Rio during Olympic Games from "be sure your insurance is all paid up" to "get your affairs in order"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Zillow climate-change report pegs expected U.S. housing losses at $882 billion, with Fark's favorite state responsible for over $400 billion of that figure
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Reasons to replace your cell phone: A) You cracked the screen. B) You left it in the sun. C) You dropped it in a nuclear reactor
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark's existential question of the day: Why shouldn't you eat a 15-pound lobster?
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
When your alarm clock's a rooster: not terribly weird. When your alarm clock is 11 roosters that live with you in a cave: OK, weird. When you're almost 80 and have been living this way for 40 years: Fark-level weird
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dear sober me: I DO WHAT I WANT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whoever picked 'Olympic Sailing Ramp' as the first structure to collapse, please step forward to claim your prize
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Sun July 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Inverted trophic pyramid" beneath waters of French Polynesia hosts population of 700 sharks who intelligently wait for food to swim to them, blowing minds of shark scientists. "They just can stay at the reef and save their energy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Kochtopus will keep its tentacles out of the Presidential race this year, preferring to muddy the shallower waters of the Senate and House races
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
It takes a good guy with a water jet pack to stop a bad boat with a fire
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Sat July 30, 2016
(NESN Fuel)
 
 
 
Mercedes is arguing that you can say anything you want about a car in a commercial as long as the fine print says the truth. Expect the 2018 E-Class to be able to fly, go underwater, and shoot missiles
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Dirty Wheel)
 
 
 
I should buy a boat. Like this one, that dang near jumps out of the water when you give her all of it. (Fun starts at 1:25)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Six Michigan state employees criminally charged in Flint water crisis. Potential penalties range from fines, to imprisonment, to being sent to Detroit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ready to ride the world's tallest water slide? It'll take some Massiv cojones
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Thu July 28, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Swimming in the Los Angeles River won't cost you an arm and a leg, but it may add a 3rd or 4th nipple to your collection
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Syrian Nusra Front "rebrands" and announces alleged split from al-Qaeda after it found out Russia and the US were gunning for it. Suggested name: al-Julani and the Destroyers. Also, and no one is using Blackwater anymore
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to turn urine into beer. In related news, Anheuser-Busch files patent lawsuit
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dead whale carcass found In Hudson River near Jersey City. Gun left behind. Box of canoli missing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A Shetland pony broke into pub, got drunk and had to be coaxed out with bar snacks
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
To help the team transition into the post-Ailes era, Fox news personalities are holding group therapy sessions on-air. Like this one held yesterday for O'Reilly
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Most people laugh after they get squirted with water by a toy at a hibachi restaurant. Not this couple. "It was a sexual-style assault on my wife"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new super-amoeba overlords
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you were afraid there was something bad in the water making Floridians act strange, now you don't need to worry: State environmental regulators vote 3-2 in favor of new rules to allow more toxic chemicals allowed in Florida waterways
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Maybe this "Donald Trump being supported by Russia via the hacked DNC emails" is looking more and more like a real thing. Is this Trump's Watergate?
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Protesters dump water on Geraldo Rivera during one of his live segments outside the DNC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you dump water on your head in 2014? Congratulations, you helped find the gene that causes ALS
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Tue July 26, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Pizza, the world's saddest polar bear, exhibited in Chinese shopping mall showroom at height of summer for some inexplicable reason
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Acid is pretty fun here," said the man in the dildo, cape and Batman mask (Not Safe For Work)
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Mon July 25, 2016
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
"Is that red fire retardant dropped from planes during wildfires safe for humans and the environment?" hmm...question mark in the title
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Syrian refugees now living in Scotland discover what the locals have known for years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Australia, finding a live saltwater crocodile in your bathtub is a sure sign you've been burgled: "I didn't want to go near it but I really needed to go to the bathroom" (pics)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A child psychologist finds himself in hot water after running a Craigslist ad for 'Daddy road trips' in order to teach underage girls how to have "a healthy sex life"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists ponder why humpback whales repeatedly save seals from becoming Orca chow
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
1.5 billion people might lose their fresh water supply in the next decade as the "third pole" melts, but hey, snowballs on the Senate floor, amirite?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatees making little manatees
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rio Olympics athletes' village downgraded from "FEMA trailer" to "uninhabitable"
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
This just in: TV news anchor plunges to death at waterfall known for people plunging to their deaths
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last week in Colorado: "OMG, there's THC in our drinking water. EVERYBODY PANIC." This week in Colorado: "Yeah, about that"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Normally you wouldn't have this tag for a story about a politician
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have you got 21 hours and 49 minutes to kill? Get a map and try beat the new record of riding the NYC subway system and hitting all 469 stations
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Sure, that's a homemade waterslide, but that's usually not a problem. Well yes, it's next to a steep embankment, but we still don't think that's a problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Plumbers find that the strangest things can clog a drain. And then it gets weird
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Out of matches? Here's how to start a fire with a plastic bag and water
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you happen to know the whereabouts of a missing giant rubber ducky, authorities in Clinton, New Jersey would really love to hear from you
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Fri July 22, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boys excluded from school for wearing shorts on the hottest day of the summer return the next day in official skirts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: When out for a peaceful day on the water make sure you take your boat OFF the trailer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fisherman hooks piranha ... in Pennsylvania lake
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean recalls children's water bottles for possible lead content, sending a scare into all four parents whose kids actually drink water
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Searchers leading underwater hunt for flight MH370 say they believe they know why the plane hasn't been found. They've been looking in the wrong place
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Get your California beachfront property for only $99 down. Don't mind the fact that it's a cesspool of pesticides, it's constantly over 100 degrees, and it will be first to be swallowed up during the next earthquake
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water lilly
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Giant mountains on Venus may be causing weird weather patterns, men to stare at her arm-less statue for prolonged periods
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The biggest thing among cute couples these days isn't matching tattoos, it's matching teeth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Psycho terror swan sinks the British fleet, ducks and geese too
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Odor in the court
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police accuse NFL Running Back Denard Robinson of having poor change of direction skills, slow burst, and no ability to operate between the hash marks. Also describe him as "asleep at the wheel." After driving into a pond. (with video)
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Wed July 20, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Duct tape ...also good for patching up shark wounds
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family of toddler killed by alligator will not sue Disney. What? No. They've always had a helicopter
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Locals freak out as clueless tourists jump into the raw sewage that is Rio de Janeiro's harbor. Correction, make that Baltimore
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Say what you like about Mike Pence, but his wife is a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Best Korea opens a second front in its relentless war against large bodies of water
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Will the lions maul the riders? Or will Saskatchewan give BC a rough ride? Grab a Pilsner and wear your watermelon. BC vs Saskatchewan @ 7pm ET
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man leaves his kayak to get a slice of pizza. Returns and gets a stern talking to by the police, firemen, corpse recovery scuba team., etc
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In London, 24-hour party people are going cuckoo for "cocopops," 4% ABV fizzy coconut-water drinks neither as sweet as Smirnoff Ice nor as challenging as craft beer
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
All this time you think you've been eating wasabi with your sushi when in reality it's most likely just green European horseradish
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sues Six Flags in Georgia because she was forced to take a water ride with a fat person. Seems legit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mud run leaves runners running mud
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Governor Brownback's approval ratings are so far underwater he could be drowned in a bathtub
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Mad Dash to Clean Up Rio's Guanabara Bay Before the Games and you can feel the same trying to deal with all the adware and trackers that page loads
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(TRNDlabs)
 
 
 
Dutch company combines Pokémon and drones to create a Voltron of Fark hate
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Thu July 14, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
CIA Director John Brennan says that if the next president asks him to reinstate waterboarding, he will immediately resign
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(Today)
 
 
 
"Basking in the glow of seven gold medals from the 1972 Olympics, swimming legend Mark Spitz nearly signed up to be eaten by a shark"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Who knew that ouzo was such an interesting fluid?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Venezuela further downgraded to "military-organized nationwide garage sale"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
On second thought trying to impress your girlfriend by taking her to the local police station and pretending to be the police chief maybe wasn't the smartest idea
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's nothing as relaxing as strolling down the beach barefoot with your toes in the sand and AAAAAH GET THIS DEVIL FISH OFF MY FOOT
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Professional Pokémon Go trainers now shilling on Craigslist
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Since we're having a heatwave, here are five different Mojito recipes to try out
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
My first computer was cooled with air. When that wouldn't work, we used fans. When fans weren't enough we used water. Now, I guess, we'll use sand
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Roger Waters' life-long quest to find the spot where his father died was fulfilled by a 96-year-old veteran who'd never even heard of Pink Floyd: "Apparently plays with a band, some colour in it: red? Pink? 'Floyd' I think it was"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bedbugs aren't the only unwanted things you can get in New York. The crabs are pretty bad too
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest thing that could kill you and the ones you love? Cooking with aluminum foil
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(Google)
 
 
 
A serving of vanilla extract has no fat and 1.6g of sugar, but 38 calories. If carbs (like sugar) are only 4 calories/gram, where are the extra calories coming from?
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Three thousand people strip naked in Hull, England. Immediately turn blue
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The Tour de France became momentarily diverting today when leader Chris Froome punched the shiat out of a fan
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
The DIY water feature in the computer lab didn't turn out so well
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Transgender person told not to wear a sports bra while in the pool. Since some people had a problem with this, it was made into a news story
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How to get fired from your Wall Street hedge fund firm: Rent a $20m mansion in the Hamptons and totally trash it with gun-toting little people and bikini-clad women by having a #Sprayathon party with a thousand people
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Thu July 07, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
You can lead a dog to water, but you can't make it stop biting you
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian drought causes durian prices to spike. That smells about right
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois Department of Natural Resources wants to reintroduce the alligator gar, an 8 foot, 300 lb. fish, to Illinois waterways. What could possibly go wrong?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida governor Rick Scott announces septic tank plan, possibly in bid to find a suitable place to store his economic policy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
TV reporter doesn't want to get her expensive shoes wet while reporting on a flood so she: A) takes them off; B) goes around the water; C) has flood victims carry her
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Can New York be saved from the global warming hoax?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Locals from around this alligator farm in Anhui, China where 92 alligators have escaped, have no fear officials have said not to worry as it's totally under control and 'most' have been caught
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Water park catches fire
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers think they've detected the first water clouds outside our Solar System. ∞ x 1,000
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Pirates will be sure to be roaming the San Diego waters outside Paramount's first-ever open-air IMAX early screening of Star Trek Beyond
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers discover goats are more like dogs than we thought
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lead's in the water of Flint, Michigan. Let's finger point and defer blame and smother the issue with layers of bureaucracy. Lead's in the water fountains of the US Capitol building? Free blood tests for all lawmakers immediately
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Piglet dies after being left in hot car at fair. Absentee parents revoke Christopher Robin's driving privileges indefinitely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Heavy rain turns a stadium into the world's biggest bathtub
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That'll do, pig. That'll do
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Tue July 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida declares a state of emergency in counties along the Atlantic coast due to toxic algae. Swamp Thing unavailable for comment
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
I wonder if this Oklahoma fan going full Rambo on a Kevin Durant jersey would accept a job offer to move to California for 50+ million dollars guaranteed?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The answer is no, it is not all right
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The cop who exposes himself while patting you down and then departs on a skateboard might be an imposter. But then again, it is Florida
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
50 corgis frolicking on a beach is a surefire way to a perfect day
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Sun July 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Father of toddler eaten by alligator at Disney World says there was a second gator on the grassy knoll
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory treads water at #1 with $44.3 million while The Legend of Tarzan disappoints at #2 with $36 million. The Purge: Election Year is a surprise #3 with $33 million, and summer bomb Independence Day 2 plummeting to #5 with $16.3 million
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
General Mills gets into the spirit of the Olympics with special edition Gold Medal Flour that will make you believe you just drank a refreshing glass of river water in Rio
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Fri July 01, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add "waterspouts" to long list of other commute challenges in Sunshine State
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Water guns will be banned at Republican National Convention, but firearms won't be
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giant swimming, venomous OH, HELL NO discovered by accident in Thailand waterways
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
In celebration of Canada Day, here is a video of a man riding a moose
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I deplete Mexico's water supply
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Inventor creates Wallace and Gromit-style breakfast maker
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Jamaica wants you stoned right off the plane
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 582: "Nuts & Bolts 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
What took them so long? Introducing the the cutest skeleton robot salamander you'll see all day
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they've discovered a habitable world outside of Earth - in our own back yard
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
If you're traveling during this holiday weekend make sure you have a full tank and lots of empty water bottles. Or you might be screaming FARK
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The water in office buildings for the House of Representatives is tainted with above normal levels of lead. Now it makes sense
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cats turn on faucet at Humane Society, flood shelter
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man trying to replace light in swimming pool filled with water "likely electrocuted." Also, sky is "likely blue," grass is "likely green"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for a mystery bomber targeting people walking past his Manchester city center home. Fark: He's dropping water bombs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
UNITED STATES CODE, TITLE 36, CHAPTER 10: §176. Respect for flag: (b) The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise, except for water entries from a kick-ass Olympic-sized slip 'n slide ski jump
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Mon June 27, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Not news: gator hanging out by the river. News: in Connecticut
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Fishermen once told tall tales about 12-foot shark taking their 100-pound tarpon, until advent of cell phone video
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Michigan discovers that people too poor to get lead-free water can't afford drugs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers just found a giant cache of water underneath California, but it still won't help the drought
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man swims in a 1,500-gallon pool filled with Coca-Cola and Mentos
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Your car may be flooded
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Teenager's six-day gaming marathon brings out the agony of de feet
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these underwater Aussies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump, who once called for a 'total and complete shutdown' of Muslims entering the U.S., would be fine with Scottish Muslims coming to the United States. And the waters get muddied even further
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
#11: Go someplace with air conditioning
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not News: Your house is on fire. Fark: As it drifts along in floodwaters
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Next up: London exit?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink a cup of coffee first thing after you wake up, turns out that all you're doing is wasting coffee. Here comes the sweet caffeinated science
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Thu June 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Area man learns the hard way not to rescue people in car accidents
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(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Supreme Court of Canada dismisses penile swab appeal by Edmonton man
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Two missing kayakers found dead, one hospitalized. Unclear why they hospitalized a dead person
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might not have noticed this, but over the last few days many, many people on the internet in China have been talking about watermelons because of something weird that happened in Italy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio teenager killed by brain-eating amoeba
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Splatoon would play like if it used VR? Well ponder no more, as Japanese researchers have created their own version using custom parts, a little imagination and a cheap plastic water gun
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The big lesson from last night's Chile/Colombia Copa America semi-final? Pitch invader + a dozen security personnel + waterlogged pitch = comedy
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pluto probably has an underground ocean under its icy crust, probably filled with giant Plutonian fish-people. Probably
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Tourists put out fire in historic cathedral by splashing it with holy water, simultaneously saving the day and doing 2D4 damage to all nearby undead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Abominable snow algae is now becoming more prevalent as global temperatures rise
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Without mentioning "causing", Michigan sues two companies for continuing and worsening the Flint water crisis. One company says Michigan DEQ made the decisions, not them. Get your popcorn and a glass of something
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All political systems of the world you have been warned, Anonymous basement dwellers of the world will be taking over soon
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Astronomers caution you may not want to lick Mars if you ever get there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I can haz brains?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The history of the world in memes, part I: Life begins. In which bacteria become internet stars
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Here are the technical details of how Christo's latest massive sculpture is allowing people to walk on water
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Launderers rejoice: New clothes dryer uses ultrasonic vibrations, not heat, to make doing laundry more energy-efficient
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are five man-made substances that never got the memo about obeying the laws of physics
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to Glastonbury this weekend, take swim fins and a snorkel (pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most adorable kitten of them all? WOAH is that really me?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Feeling bored about what to do with your outdated kitchen? Turn it into a swimming pool
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