| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Miller-McCune) | The story of pee. Or, climate change may be the least of our worries (miller-mccune.com) | (60) | |
| First shipment of "highly radioactive waste" leaving UK bound for Japan. The Japanese deny any allegations that it will be used in experiments on Monster Island (news.bbc.co.uk) | (36) |
| Actual headline: "Atlantis glides home with choked pee nozzle." Subby is hoping that's how his night ends too (theregister.co.uk) | (38) |