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Sun May 20, 2012
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Hey, are you going to eat that?
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philly.com
)
(45)
Tue May 15, 2012
Babies in walkers wielding lawn darts are coming to kill us all
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cbc.ca
)
(46)
Wed May 09, 2012
Obnoxious new anti-piracy warnings make DVD buying worse. For you younger folks: DVDs were hardcopies of digitized films that you couldn't legally transfer electronically. Strange, I know
(
boingboing.net
)
(257)
Fri May 04, 2012
Romneybot: update Medicaid.exe / WARNING: updating Medicaid.exe will cause Romneycare.exe to crash; do you wish to continue? (y/n) / y
(
thinkprogress.org
)
(53)
Sat April 28, 2012
Parents warned about dangers of upper-floor windows -- as apparently people these days are too stupid to understand the gravity of the situation
(
ktla.com
)
(79)
Tue April 24, 2012
AZ legislature passes law demanding the federal government turn over title to 48,000 sq miles of federally owned land in the state. Federal government promises to get right on that the second the Federal Supremacy Clause is repealed
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(198)
Sun April 22, 2012
Six nobodies who turned into superheroes and blew dust in your eyes
(
cracked.com
)
(51)
Thu April 12, 2012
♪ Ground control to Major Dong ♪
(
cnn.com
)
(377)
Tue April 10, 2012
(CBS Baltimore)
Three Maryland educators step forward as the real Mega Millions winners. You can stop checking your Happy Meals now, the ticket isn't really hidden inside McDonald's after all
(
baltimore.cbslocal.com
)
(169)
Tue April 03, 2012
The National Weather Service is finally making tornado warnings as scary as they should be
(
slate.com
)
(20)
Sun April 01, 2012
Hide or this storm will farking kill you
(
kansascity.com
)
(28)
Wed March 21, 2012
WARNING: Exposure to working in Congress may result in rectal insertion of cranium
(
arstechnica.com
)
(19)
Sat March 10, 2012
**WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT** A hunting dog is gored by two wild boars while the owner looks on in horror. (Not safe for work)
(
youtube.com
)
(194)
Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy)
Louis CK made some inappropriate tweets about Sarah Palin, so that means Rush Limbaugh is automatically President and everyone gets a free "Just Because" bouquet from Pro Flowers.com
(
the950.com
)
(265)
Tue March 06, 2012
Hitting F11 repeatedly
(
gizmodo.com
)
(31)
Thu March 01, 2012
NCAA issues warning to the Sioux. Threatens to send 7th Cavalry
(
katu.com
)
(61)
Mon February 27, 2012
Three economists predict gloomy apocalyptic economic future...sadly, without Mel Gibson driving the last of the V8 Interceptors
(
usatoday.com
)
(74)
Thu February 16, 2012
(AP)
New Hampshire House votes not to warn residents about the terror on their southern border
(
masslive.com
)
(61)
Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy With Cool Shoes)
A Maryland mall is evacuated, and goes into lock down after: A) There are credible warnings of a terrorist threat, B) There is a massive gas leak, or C) Sneakers go on sale?
(
baltimore.cbslocal.com
)
(128)
Santorum surge warnings posted in Colorado and Minnesota
(
washingtontimes.com
)
(21)
Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy)
Pakistan: "If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel." Strange, feels like I've heard this story before
(
ynetnews.com
)
(215)
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