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17 headlines found matching 'vows'
Sun October 19, 2014
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Porn star vows to have sex with 20 competition winners in the back of a truck during 'sex tour' of Britain. What a romantic
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Despite there being no reported cases of Ebola in their state, school board vows to protect students from the virus by scrubbing down every school building weekly. It's like 2001 all over again
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate vows to ban kissing in public to prevent violence
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Prime Minister vows to "shirtfront" Vladimir Putin at G20 summit
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Sun September 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Navy suspends search for missing F-18 pilot in western Pacific, CNN vows to keep speculating
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Wed September 10, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears vows to destroy the porn star who ruined her umpteenth relationship
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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Thu September 04, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
New mother vows vengeance on social media after Big Woody's bar kicks her out for having a shot and a beer with her husband while breast feeding. Social media wants to know who drove them home
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
MSNBC, massive supporters of Obama, warns that the Benghazi Scandal is about to return and bite his nethers. MSNBC vows to avoid reporting on it
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NYT: Obama, Outraged over beheading, vows to stay on course
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paralyzed BASE jumper vows to not learn his lesson about not jumping off of tall things
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoman vows to make Harry Reid even more reelectable
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Robo dog walks thanks to 3D printing. Vows "I'll be bark"
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin vows to strengthen Russian military to counter NATO and prevent 'external threats' from flying overhead in passenger jets, apparently
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Excessive rubbing is to blame for F-35 failures. F-35 vows to finally do something and join Match.com
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Thu July 10, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Utah attorney general bangs Bible in rage as he vows to fight the repeal of gay marriage ban all the way to the Supreme Court. SCOTUS heard preemptively laughing
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abdullah Abdullah vows vows to to challenge challenge election election result results
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