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Headlines matching 'vows'
Wed February 01, 2012
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention  (ajc.com) (123)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting IMF disavows knowledge of China's fiscal "hard landing"  (news.yahoo.com) (11)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Candidate who was barred from running because she doesn't speak English proficiently vows appeal. At least that's what they think she said, not really sure  (news.yahoo.com) (227)


Tue January 24, 2012
(azfamily.com) Hero Man is riding his bike across the country for suicide awareness. Vows to finish the trek or kill himself trying  (azfamily.com) (33)
(The Sun) Obvious Real-life 40-year-old virgin, a theatre manager who has never even kissed a man and vows to remain pure until she marries. With bonus "she'll take that hymen to the grave" pic  (thesun.co.uk) (368)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama's in trouble with U.N. human rights chief, earning him badly needed Republican votes  (news.yahoo.com) (70)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Two years in, America is on track to meet Obama's goal of doubling exports in five years  (nytimes.com) (145)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange Couple renew their marriage vows after husband becomes a woman and wife becomes a - oh .. my .. god  (dailymail.co.uk) (138)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious North Korea's new leader promises to continue the same policy of belligerent assholishness towards the West that the country has always had  (news.yahoo.com) (58)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Haaretz) Followup Israeli Prime Minister vows to fight discrimination, both at home and of broads  (haaretz.com) (88)


Tue December 27, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Newt breaks his "positive campaigning only" vow by attacking Mitt "the Massachusetts Moderate," says Mitt wanted him to and it was totally amicable  (cbsnews.com) (56)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Marketwatch) Obvious Acer CEO vows to achieve profitability by switching production from cheap Taiwanese crap to overpriced Taiwanese crap  (marketwatch.com) (44)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Kris Humphries finally decides to sign divorce papers after realizing his marriage was a big ass failure  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Kim Kardashian thanks shallow idiots for supporting her, vows to blog more to prolong our long national nightmare  (hollywoodreporter.com) (18)


Wed November 09, 2011
(The Hill) Amusing House Republican lawmakers want out of Norquist tax pledge: "I never considered it to be like my marriage vows"  (thehill.com) (155)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Reuters) Unlikely Japan yet again vows to cut corporate ties to yakuza, as decay of employer-employee loyalty makes it harder to execute cover-ups of gangster dealings. "This is an era of whistle blowers"  (reuters.com) (19)


Sun November 06, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Michelle Bachmann vows to create "millions of jobs" for Americans. No word on how she plans to make her fantasyland a reality  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (318)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Huffington Post) Silly Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may have "accidentally" gotten married "for real." Man. Those had to be some awkwardly delivered vows  (huffingtonpost.com) (42)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Gothamist) Sick Man vows to fappucino in every Starbucks bathroom in NYC  (gothamist.com) (70)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Canada to upgrade Navy. Vows to provide each ship with paddles, patches and air pump  (news.yahoo.com) (94)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting Minneapolis police investigate fraud claims at Roto-Rooter. Determined officers vow they'll get to the bottom of this shiat  (startribune.com) (21)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Philly.com) Obvious Senate votes against an anti-potato bill hashed together by the USDA, considering it half-baked. USDA vows to fry again. Au gratin  (philly.com) (170)

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