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84 headlines found matching 'void'
Sat August 19, 2017
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Contact lenses are great. As long as you habitually clean them so you avoid yeast, bacterial infections, or bugs that can eat your eyeballs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman laughs herself to death with the help of gravity
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Fri August 18, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge avoids conviction for DUI, (BAC .188) because reasons, will stay on bench
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Tue August 15, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande criticized for unprofessionalism at first concert in South Korea: landing in Seoul just 3 hours before show to avoid press, leaving immediately afterwards, and stiffing buyers of $570 VIP tickets. "No manners at all"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri high school deletes the senior yearbook quotes from two gay students to avoid offending anyone, promptly offends everyone at the same time
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Sun August 13, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Maybe it's best to avoid "Free Giveaway Day" when it's sponsored by your friendly neighborhood heroin dealer
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists have spent time studying spider sex, and they've determined smart spiders who want to avoid getting eaten engage in threesomes
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bodycam footage shows cop jumping off highway exit ramp while trying to avoid drunk driver
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You might want to avoid eating that sausage you bought in a Canadian supermarket
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers tells Dan Le Batard he regularly records his own interviews to avoid clickbaity misquotes by media hyenas, and that he prefers the free-flowing conversations with straight shooters like Le Batard, Dan Patrick and Jim Rome. Epic
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Sat August 05, 2017
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
If you plan on driving to a better location to see the upcoming solar eclipse, you might to leave a bit early to avoid expected traffic jams. How early? Oh, about two weeks ago
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Tue August 01, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
V-8 Mustangs now come with a 'good neighbor mode' to limit exhaust noise. Fark: after a senior designer narrowly avoided a ticket for revving his up after midnight
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
It's a 2-for-1 Chinese Special: Woman uses plastic surgery to avoid bills, and apparently in China the government adds a recording to deadbeats' incoming calls asking the caller to debt-shame them
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' to avoid showing space boobs. Showrunner says nudity 'feels weird' in Starfleet
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Here's a headline no Farker can argue with: Avoid drinking cow's milk and have a beer a day for good health
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(NASA)
 
 
 
As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fred Durst says if it weren't for Linkin' Park, Limp Bizkit would have just been another crap rock n roll act, not the cutting edge, landmark, brilliant, musical trailblazer they are today
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Manafort and Junior cut deal to avoid testifying under oath
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Ark Encounter's selling themselves to a shell ministry to avoid taxes just happened to breach their agreement with Kentucky for $18 million in tax incentives, so they just lost most of their free money from the government
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Japan's First Lady pretended to not speak English to avoid having to interact with Donald Trump at G-20 dinner
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationists Have Sold Ark Encounter. To Themselves. For $10. To Avoid Taxes
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Janet Yellen: measured, cautious, her every word chosen to avoid unintended consequences. And then along came Trump
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands sign up to clean sewage because they didn't read the wifi terms and conditions
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump resigned as head of all his companies, to, in his words, avoid any conflicts of interest? No you don't, because he never filed the paperwork to actually do that. "Trump promised the bare minimum and did even less"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An oblivious Tiffany Trump has been gallivanting around Europe on vacation with her boyfriend while the rest of her family is trying to avoid prison
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Comet hunter Charles Messier, annoyed by every fuzzy thing in the sky that was not a comet, and determined to avoid every fuzzy thing in the sky that was not a comet, listed every fuzzy thing in the sky that was not a comet
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos says he's planning an "unavoidable" multimedia comeback after pedophilia scandal earlier this year
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon makes emergency landing into gator filled pond near Disney World. Passengers happy to avoid parking fees
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who among us wouldn't take up four parking spaces to avoid dings to our 10-year-old car after spending HUNDREDS of dollars fixing it up?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to avoid getting head-butted by a bison
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Big Brother season 19 premiered to record low ratings. Will episode two continue the trend? Will the house guests fall for the next temptation, or will they avoid it? Who will be HOH? It's your Official Big Brother Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CBS
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Sat June 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Grilling with charcoal? Avoid these rookie mistakes
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Planning your summer vacation? Here are places to avoid and places to go instead
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dazed & Confused: Liberals and the inconvenient truths about illegal immigration they avoid
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pregnant Indians are being told to avoid meat, eggs and lust, although at least two of the three are the reasons for their delicate condition in the first place
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The difference between Obama and Trump: Obama wouldn't even refinance his Chicago home to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest. Trump owes $50 million to Deutsche Bank and $50 million to other companies he now regulates
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Void)
 
 
 
In a shocking, senseless bout of expectedness, the alt-right are calling the Virginia shooting a False Flag. Peer into the void and feast on the cries of Colombo
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Dems ask themselves: Has their rhetoric gone too far?" Seriously though you shouldn't read the comments. Whatever you do. Just. Avoid. The. Comments. Do *not* look at the comments. I implore you, for the love of Pete. Don't. DO IT. Read the comments
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I'm newly married and my wife doesn't want a joint account. Am I right to feel hurt?"
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Tue June 13, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo can avoid opponents when he kicks the ball, but can't evade a €14.7 million tax evasion accusation
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Andrew McCutchen goes airborne trying to avoid a tag at home, and while it didn't work, it looked amazing. Manager Clint Hurdle very impressed
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence avoids pulling a Lynard Skynard
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Sun June 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The only pussy Mike Pence was allowed to be around without the supervision of his wife has passed away
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To get the most out of a tasting room experience be sure to do your research ahead of time, avoid wearing cologne or perfume, and for the love of God don't be a cheapskate and buy something
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Protip: It's best to avoid antagonizing neighbors whose airspace completely surrounds your own
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Charles Krauthammer, desperate to come up with a scenario by which the President could avoid impeachment, descends into Trump/Comey slashfic
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot "has done nothing to avoid controversy" by posting a prayer for peace in Israel on Facebook. Because playing Wonder Woman means she's obligated to be pro-Hamas, I guess
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In dealing with passengers, United Airlines prides itself in avoiding violins whenever possible
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 28% of Americans support withdrawing from the Paris accord. If only there were some way they could have avoided electing politicians who promised to do exactly that
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Mon June 05, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Farmers puzzled why their cows broke down fences, then threw themselves off cliff. Guess they got tired of being in same pasture for heifer and heifer and heifer
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Off to Ireland on Wednesday. We're mostly on our own. What should I see? What should I avoid? Dumbass tag is for me as my wife has told me not to pretend I'm Irish...I wasn't...not even
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you a pornsexual? Which means, do you prefer porn to human contact? Yeah yeah, that's the ticket, I don't want any human contact, not that I can't get any human contact. Pornsexual. Doesn't sound sad at all
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Post-op care for your C-section: 1. Keep your incision clean and dry. 2. Avoid lifting any weight until cleared by your doctor. 3. Chew gum until it makes you fart. 4. Take all medications as pre--wait a minute; back up one
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Denver farkers, you may want to avoid the tech center roads for, well, the rest of the day
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Can't even) hiding out on the roof of building to avoid angry constituents. On the up side, maybe he'll jump
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
To avoid impeachment, President Trump needs to sit on a shaft and oscillate
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Might want to avoid taunting the murderous dictator until you get your citizenship straightened out, dude
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Mon May 22, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex West resumes on the banks of the Cumberland. The Perds try to blast the Ducks out of the sky and advance. The Ducks try to stay alive and avoid that farking dog. We try to get Pierre to do a Marcel Marceau impression. Ducks/Perds @ 8pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jury selection begins today in Bill Cosby's rape trial. Potential jurors are being asked to avoid all cocktails and puddin' pops
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Kinja)
 
 
 
To watch Fox News right now is to enter a completely different reality as hosts bend over backwards to avoid mentioning anything about any of the various Trump scandals
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway insists that she doesn't defend Trump for the money and then points to the dark void where her soul used to be
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Russian Foreign Ministry advised Americans on Tuesday to avoid reading U.S. newspapers following a report that Trump had disclosed intelligence information to Russian officials. Sorry, the only joke is, he's actually the president
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rangers will be the road team when they play Buffalo in the 2018 Winter Classic at CitiField in order to avoid losing a $42 million property tax break
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wearable pelvic robot helps the elderly avoid falls and helps drunken fark admins avoid passing out into the server rack. Again
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you need a law firm to certify that you have no financial connection to Russia you should really avoid the 2016 Russian Law Firm of the Year
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everest climber found hiding in cave to avoid £8k fee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spicer literally hides behind some bushes to avoid reporters
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway spotted on her way to fix U.S. opioid crisis. Most likely by sucking up all opioids into the dark void that is her soul
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Strip club classifies dancers as therapists to avoid paying state taxes. Court disagrees. Payment to be made in singles
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you've been avoiding oysters during the summer months, you've been depriving yourself of these delicious snotsicles for no good reason. Here comes the science
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you recently moved from Florida to Alaska hoping to avoid giant baby-eating snakes, we have some bad news for you
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Please submit your account information in the link to the right to learn how to avoid this dangerous phishing attack
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Noting success of Unicorn Frap on people's feeds, Starbucks unveils Midnight Mint Mocha Frappuccino, abounding in extra-dark cocoa and engineered to exploit "dark food trend popular in social media, such as black macarons and charcoal ice cream"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I want to do heroin but would prefer to avoid a "scary looking homeless addict willing to do sex things for skag" scenario or a situation like the one linked. How often would it be safe for me to partake? Maybe a few times on the weekend?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You'll probably want to avoid those antique shaving brushes unless you want anthrax with your shave
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World modifies its 'Star Wars' fireworks show to avoid brush fires, womp rats
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Unlike hippies, who play dead to relive their youth, female dragonflies play dead to avoid male attention
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump staffers no longer trust him to make the right decision when presented with a weak option, an extreme one and a middle of the road option, so they will only present him with their preferred option to avoid catastrophe
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Beaver gets lubed, avoids getting stuffed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to give yourself the best chance of avoiding food poisoning at a restaurant, don't order raw oysters, raw sprouts, Caesar salad or hollandaise sauce made with raw eggs, sushi or ceviche
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to General Motors: No, you can't use bankruptcy to avoid lawsuits over deadly ignition defect
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"How to avoid huge walls" should be required reading for a captain
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump poised to roll back a sweeping crackdown on corporate tax avoidance, because how else will corporations legally stash away trillions overseas?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan talks to avoid unnecessary government shutdown were going fairly well until Trump came in with demands for at least one win in his first 100 days, farking everything up bigly
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