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Thu December 01, 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Specialized items are always available for aspiring cooks and seasoned chefs alike. Ever buy something that you soon wish you could have a do-over on? Help your fellow Farkers avoid costly/space-wasting mistakes
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McCrory's North Carolina recount request, which was previously downgraded from "the entire state" to "a single county full of black voters", has now been downgraded further to "null and void" after Cooper's votes surpasses the 10k threshold
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"'Voting for Trump would dishonor God': GOP Electoral College member resigns to avoid backing Trump." Way to take a stand there sparky. Your nation thanks you
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Thu November 24, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Miss Piggy saves Tony Bennett from fall after Macy's parade-float mishap, avoiding a repeat of the infamous H.R. Pufnstuf/Perry Como debacle of 1973
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Since Donald Trump won, he has gone out of his way to avoid intelligence, briefings
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New #BoycottTrump app developed by Democratic strategist will show you all the pro-Trump businesses you should avoid
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(Newser)
 
 
 
USDA's five tips to avoid poisoning your Thanksgiving guests. Unless, of course, you want to poison them, in which case, wash the turkey
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Sun November 20, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
All the NFL dome teams are playing in a dome this afternoon. Other teams such as the Patriots and the Steelers are looking to avoid embarrassing losses to lowly teams such as the 49ers and Browns. It's your NFL Sunday thread. Games start at 1 PM ET
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Online "idea tester" tool helps you, a content creator, create content that people will click and share, and avoid wasting time and effort on content that people don't give two shiats about. Do write about: Millennials. Don't write about: IKEA
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Xiaopang, educational robot displayed at Beijing tech fair, feels the rage and attacks visitor with broken glass, requiring stitches. In other news, the rise of the machines has begun, but is being tagged as accidental to avoid widespread panic
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Thu November 17, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Conflicts? What conflicts? Trump will control the agency he's suing to avoid complying with labor law
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
20 Years of tractor trailer experience leads to one moment as driver of 18-wheeler intentionally drives off the road to avoid hitting school bus
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bought a cheap burner phone to avoid U.S. government surveillance? Congratulations, now you have Chinese government surveillance
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Fri November 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Fifty Shades Darker" avoids NC-17 rating, any interest from moviegoers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Young undocumented immigrants trusted their government and offered up personal information to avoid deportation. The Trump administration may use that information to deport them
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While we continue drinking early into the morning to avoid sobriety, meet Trump's new Cabinet: founder of Lucas Oil as Sec. Interior, Goldman Sachs veteran as Treasury Secretary, not to mention Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, and Chris Christie
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In 2010 a woman scamming immigrants offered to pay $1.2 million to her victims to avoid prison. As of 2016, the state has $200,000, her victims have nothing, she's not paying, and nobody cares
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
And this is why you should avoid illegal surgery, especially on your penis
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How "smart" was Trump at handling his taxes? His tax lawyers told him that his tax avoidance scheme was only likely to work if he was never audited
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Things ain't exactly gonna be sunshine and roses after Hillary gets elected either, as Warren and her allies are going to push hard for a crackdown on tax-avoiding tech giants like Google and Apple-otherwise known as Hillary's major campaign donors
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Mon October 24, 2016
(The Drive)
 
 
 
A showdown between Russia and the U.S. increasingly looks as unavoidable as "The Hunt for Red October" memes in this thread
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Thu October 20, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson admits he used to steal cologne as a teenager, somehow avoided getting a smackdown by law enforcement
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
The six most extreme Halloween candies that will delight trick-or-treaters. Wait, didn't the superlative "extreme" fade out in 1999? Anyway, here is how to avoid getting egged or toilet papered this year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm getting married next spring; I love my fiancé and I trust him, but I have two dogs I love too. When I was 13, my parents divorced and our dogs went to a shelter. I want to avoid that in case we split. Can I ask for a dog prenup?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump urges his supporters to read the internet and avoid mainstream media outlets
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
And into the void that was the chat window in the livestream of the assault on Mosul, the commenters howled "Where's the Kaboom? There are supposed to be earth-shattering kabooms"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In 1977, Queen recorded but did not release an up-tempo version of "We Will Rock You," deftly avoiding a nightmare future where it wasn't a staple of sporting events worldwide. Here is that lost recording
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At this point, any political reporter wishing to avoid Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, should have the phrase "Donald Trump Doubles down on" as a single keystroke macro
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten subjects songwriters should avoid. List to the left. Glaring omissions to the right
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Two in five adults say Donald Trump disqualified himself from being President. The other three are still on the fence over his insults, racism, fictitious economic plan, tax avoidance, business failures
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Court rules deleting your browser history to 'avoid embarrassment' isn't destruction of evidence
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The solution to interstellar travel might be spaceballs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The problem with booking random Donald Trump supporters is you never know when one is going to go to extreme lengths to avoid answering questions, instead going off on dismembered abortion babies, harlots, and the "Oral Office"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett fact-checks, ego-checks, and body-checks Donald Trump's claim that Buffett also uses offsets to avoid Federal income tax
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Sun October 09, 2016
(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
Credit card companies are scaling back security verification of online purchases to avoid missing out on sales
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby got the bike back out over the weekend and rode for the first time in several months. 48 hrs later he is still very saddle sore. Any suggestions on how to avoid this? Difficulty: only rode 10 miles
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Sat October 08, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Littoral combat ship towed out to sea to avoid damage from hurricane ... severely damaged by being towed
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
On top of avoiding income taxes altogether, Trump used his $916M loss to swipe middle-class housing credits for low income New Yorkers -- and on property that he never even lived in
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man gives up masturbating for 700 days and claims it gave him "superpowers," matching forearms
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO releases second 'Westworld' online episode early to avoid the real-life dystopia of the Trump vs. Clinton debate
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Tue October 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I don't think it's harmful a billionaire avoided paying taxes for twenty years," says Paul Ryan
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Thu September 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The man with the yellow hat narrowly avoided having to wear a yellow star. Bonus: The voice actor for the cartoon Curious George is also the voice of Megatron
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey cabbie, just take me far away from where that Arby's just got robbed, and if you can avoid police, there's a big tip in it for you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Lord giveth you a career year as your contract expires; the Lord taketh your ACL at the same time
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor avoids yet another title fight by accepting a catchweight fight. This is not a repeat from UFC 202
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's Cat finally caught on film in one trillionth of a second
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Neither the debate commission or any of the major news networks plan on doing live fact checking during tonight's debates, likely to avoid any fatalities from employees attempting to keep up with Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you want to avoid the new Dark Ages: Get out and vote
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
A cool way to avoid spilling drinks that might work in a ship or a casino but would probably be trouble in a crowded bar or restaurant
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If your partner is as take charge as you are, use these five tips to avoid a power struggle when two alphas clash
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Male widow spiders avoid cannibalistic females by hanging with immature virgins. Don't try this at home, guys
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beer keeps you hydrated, makes you happy and friendly, provides iron, and other things you need to keep telling yourself to avoid accepting the fact that you're a raging alcoholic
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Wed September 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times public editor wants the paper to avoid using the word "lie" because it "feels partisan"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the actual headline: Woman Drives Into Oncoming Traffic, Hits Officer To Avoid Going To New Jersey
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(Hillary Clinton)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to choose one lucky supporter to fly to New York and attend the first debate. Losers to choose between attending all future debates or dying under mysterious circumstances
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that Rome's famous Spanish Steps have been restored, jewelry baron Paolo Bulgari would prefer it if the unwashed masses would stop sticking gum and spilling wine all over it. In fact, if you could avoid the area altogether that would be great
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dr. Strange's menagerie have flow the coop, Harvey's in charge, Jim's a free agent, Penguin sees a void in the Mayor's office, and the series budget will be blown due to Fish's scenery-chewing. Gotham returns for a 3rd season, 8 PM ET, FOX
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Humanity: Sorry whales. Large marine animals are gonna be the first to die out in Earth's sixth mass extinction. Fun science fact: This is the first avoidable mass extinction in the history of our planet. Whales: WHY? WHY?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Transgender man wants to change name to avoid harassment. Too bad for him this is Indiana
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Passive aggressive anger release machine. Insert coin here
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 93 room hotel with 350 seat auditorium, daycare, restaurant, coffee shop, sports club, and health spa/fitness center finds new way to avoid taxes. Fark: By declaring themselves a church
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jackie Bradley Jr. avoided a collision and made a great catch while sitting down. Put a beanbag chair in center field
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is over, she has found to have destroyed 22 million emails against the law to avoid investigation. Oh wait sorry, it was Bush as president so no one gives a crap
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Tue September 13, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're a college student learning to cook for yourself the first time away from home, always remember to store your lime and garlic in the dark, invest in Sriracha and soy sauce, and avoid sugary drinks
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake ... but I do deny them my essence"
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Health officials running out of ways to treat gonorrhea as cases increase in Indiana, as if you needed another reason to avoid Indiana
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Sun September 04, 2016
(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the lowly 'Riders rough up the bombers? Or will Winnipeg spoil the party? Can Khalif Mitchell avoid any more controversy? It's the Blue Bombers vs the Roughriders on TSN @ 3pm ET
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Sat September 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to avoid sharks. Surprisingly missing from the list: Stay out of the ocean
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Fri September 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Banks in Australia narrowly avoid regulations and government investigation into corruption after several mp's decide to go home early
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Wed August 31, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Want to avoid catching ebola? Throw out those 'special' gym socks now
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Here is everything currently known about next season of Game of Thrones. It's not a lot, but it's something, you thirsty animals
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is dying so banks are curtailing lending activity to avoid risk. Also, its opposite day today, it was opposite day yesterday, and it will remain opposite day until the next bailout
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paid CNN commentator/paid Trump campaign adviser Corey Lewandowski says the reason Donald Trump avoids speaking to black voters is because "he's not safe in their communities." Just like black voters aren't safe at Trump rallies?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump's personal expenses got a lot more expensive once campaign donors were paying for them. So? That means Trump is a good business man, say people who have a hard time avoiding Nigerian email scams
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Sun August 21, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
You may want to avoid Crosshaven, Ireland this week if you're gingerphobic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Minnesota," Mr. Trump said. "What?" I asked, turning to the candidate with a look of confusion on my face. "Minnesota," he repeated. "I think we can win Minnesota." Looking around carefully, I slowly exited the room, avoiding any sudden movements
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
CEO of Whole Foods says socialism has never worked and it never will. Except for the people who save thousands of dollars a year by avoiding Whole Foods and shopping at a food co-op
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Linux - course designed to prepare you for the CompTIA Linux+ Certification Exam. Kill Daemons, avoid zombies, and play with package managers. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Groin... groin... gone
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Thu August 11, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
An article about a horrific meat plant death probably should avoid bowel metaphors
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Mon August 08, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The NFL's rule changes are barely one step away from putting red practice jerseys on the QB and declaring them untouchable "Even coming off a block, a defender must avoid making forcible contact with {the QB's} helmet, shoulder, forearm, or chest"
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pele unable to do an inverted kick of the Olympic flame into the cauldron
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