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36 headlines found matching 'vodka'
Sun June 26, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's finally admits its world-famous recipe came from a slave: [Dan] Call told his slave to teach Daniel everything he knew. "Uncle Nearis is the best whiskey maker that I know of," (tag is for Uncle Nearis)
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Fri June 24, 2016
(KGOU Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Police in Riyadh arrest bar owner for mixing bacon and vodka. Wait, that was a typo - Police in Oklahoma City arrest bar owner for mixing bacon and vodka
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pull your stool up to the bar and let me pour you a mug of science to talk about alcohol and beer goggles
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owners arrested for the mere fact of waving handguns around while driving on I-75. In both hands. While drinking vodka and smoking weed. And pointing an assault rifle. When will this senseless persecution by the gun-grabbers end?
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Russia is reportedly close to releasing some of the intercepted emails from Hillary Clinton's illegal private server. No word on how many bottles of Trump Vodka will be included in Putin's gift package
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Mon June 13, 2016
(VinePair)
 
 
 
There's a distillery that's making whiskey out of beer
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(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Seven simple tricks to make cheap vodka taste way better
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Thu June 09, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL man calls 911 because his girlfriend won't buy him vodka. I think many farkers would agree this is a 911-worthy crisis
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Boy, 7, splashes pool water near female guest at Florida resort. So woman grabs her bottle of vodka and pours it "directly into the eyes and face" of youngster
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for those hot summer days: Delicious and refreshing Kraft Macaroni & Cheese cocktails
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kentucky bourbon production is the highest it's been in nearly half a century. Thanks, Obama
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's what it's like to quit drinking, by those who've done it - or are trying
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Sat May 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you're a flight attendant, taking home a few mini liquor bottles each day can really add up
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Thu May 05, 2016
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Attorney pulled over while driving with a BAC of 0.247 and three children and an open bottle of vodka in her car tells officer she has the chief of police "on speed dial." Guess how that worked out for her
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Daly wins $150K and sets a milestone that no one ever thought possible
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have a job interview with a taxi company, try not to hit a couple cars when you park. Also, don't drink a fifth of vodka before a 9:30 am interview
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Think you can tell the difference between bourbon and rye? Think again
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You're going to need an attorney if you're pulled over with a BAC three times the legal limit and an open bottle of vodka and three children in your car. Especially if you ARE an attorney
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Vodka doesn't necessarily make bad cocktails, but every bad cocktail has vodka in it"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
College professor: Okay students, in order to get you ready for the horrors in life you will now commence to drink Baijiu for your exam. Bottoms up
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Wed April 13, 2016
(San Angelo Standard-Times)
 
 
 
Vodka brings ordinary bowl of pasta to another level. Can also be added to the sauce
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bride flips the bird at her in-laws during wedding reception, things escalate quickly
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that Fark scores an easy touchdown with this headline: "Performance incentive: Colin Kaepernick will collect a $400,000 bonus if he arrives at the 49ers' facility today without being intercepted"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President of Kazakhstan goes full "Borat" at NYC restaurant
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Mon April 04, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian surfer runs up an epic celebratory party bill. Cowabunga dude
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"It's a bourbon. It's a rye. No, wait, it's....both"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bourbon tourists could soon start sipping cocktails during distillery tours thanks to Kentucky lawmakers
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that you've got all this leftover Easter candy, you can turn your Peeps into fondue, Peeps Waldorf Salad, or soak them in vodka and make Peeptinis
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
You can buy marijuana legally in Colorado, but their alcohol law controversies are straight outta Pennsylvania
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're on a special mission to designate airstrike targets deep within IS controlled territory. Your cover is blown and you're surrounded on all sides. What do you do? In this soldier's case, take a sip of vodka and designate one final target
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
But hey, free dwarf
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Thu March 17, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blake Shelton: I'm not a drunk and I never peed on a mailbox
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weed-infused vodak is here, but it's not what you think
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Ambient air at Maryland frat party had an alcohol level of .09%. Which was either from excessive drinking or someone pouring a fifth of vodka into the Renuzit container
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Fri March 04, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Forget ISIS, border walls, the stagnant job market and the decline of civil discourse. THIS is the most important crisis on Earth
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