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30 headlines found matching 'vices'
Sat April 30, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When confronted about your phony chiropractic and health supplement services being practiced out of a hotel room, shouting "cancel cancel cancel" won't magically turn off the camera or dissuade the reporter
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
AT&T to start offering $5 internet services to the poor and needy
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 19, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here are the winners of Popular Science's 2016 Invention Awards and your new list of want from flying hoverboards to coffee mugs that charge your devices
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Healthcare drastically reducing their participation in Obamacare due to customer demand for their services
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 17, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning Advanced Cloud Computing for Amazon Web Services. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Apple reveals how long its devices typically last, which is irrelevant since you will buy the new version every year
source: cultofmac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon April 11, 2016
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thieves caught after robbing cell phone store. Fark: They left all of the devices' GPS on
source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melbourne man wakes up in a casino airshaft with 'no idea' how he got there, has to be rescued by emergency services
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Fri April 08, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After booking over 20,000 people for a 1,400 seat venue, Donald Trump apparently decides 'Making America Great Again' means not paying the resulting public services bill
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Happy with your purchase? The company has been bought by Google, and not only is google not going to support it anymore, they are going to brick your devices
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon bans crappy USB-C cables after complaints of them frying people's devices. Maker's Mark still allowed near Fark servers, though
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
From new cognitive services group, Microsoft unveils next-generation image-captioning bot that will inspect pic and automatically add a caption. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Obamacare made it worse for veterans to get services with the VA. But something did
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun March 27, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Church vows to continue controversial early morning services because demons are most active at 3 in the morning and it's the only time to give parishioners "deliverance" from "demonic soul ties." Sorry, neighbors
source: standard.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Portland City Council sets aside $30,000 for homeless services. Wait - did I say services? I meant for one-way bus tickets out of town
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Thu March 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Citizen and Immigration Services sees a 14.5% jump in naturalization applications so Latinos can vote for anybody but Trump
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn kids, this story has everything: A wealthy Silicon Valley tech investor, his secret mistress and/or sex slave, a $40 million contract for "services" and a "supposed anal tear" that required surgery
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 14, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada Border Services says its testing is so accurate that less than 1 time in 100 will it mistake human remains for ketamine
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Because when you see a trout sliding across a hardwood floor, you think "trustworthy financial services"
source: adweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed February 24, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The next DSM revision will have an entry for high flyers who suffer from Global Services Maintenance Anxiety Disorder
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue February 16, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Forget streaming services, it's the pirate's life for me"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Dear sir or madam: Please remit $500 for services rendered, to wit: The ambulance that took your son to the hospital after our police officers shot him. Sincerely, the city of Cleveland"
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airlines now offering one way flights for less than $40. Which when combined with taxes, services and fees brings the cost just under $700
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple bans app designed to work with Samsung devices. Just kidding, Google banned it
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I'm so sorry for your loss. I have to say, though, the hardcore porn played at the services was pretty hot"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Many LA parents were skeptical about new Uber-like services for their kids because of safety concerns about letting their kids ride with total strangers, but then they figured they had shiat to do, and the kids were a hassle, so really, fark safety
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dear Tampa Bay Bucs, not only do I dominate in Madden and have executive experience as commissioner of my own fantasy league, but I was also a standout for my high school football team. I hereby offer my services as head coach. Yours, Florida Man
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS looks poised to legalize theft of services
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's good to be a bailbondsman when your dumbass client has a lottery winner girlfriend, and bail gets doubled each time he uses your services
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