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22 headlines found matching 'vices'
Wed February 10, 2016
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Dear sir or madam: Please remit $500 for services rendered, to wit: The ambulance that took your son to the hospital after our police officers shot him. Sincerely, the city of Cleveland"
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airlines now offering one way flights for less than $40. Which when combined with taxes, services and fees brings the cost just under $700
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple bans app designed to work with Samsung devices. Just kidding, Google banned it
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I'm so sorry for your loss. I have to say, though, the hardcore porn played at the services was pretty hot"
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Tue January 26, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Many LA parents were skeptical about new Uber-like services for their kids because of safety concerns about letting their kids ride with total strangers, but then they figured they had shiat to do, and the kids were a hassle, so really, fark safety
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Sat January 16, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dear Tampa Bay Bucs, not only do I dominate in Madden and have executive experience as commissioner of my own fantasy league, but I was also a standout for my high school football team. I hereby offer my services as head coach. Yours, Florida Man
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS looks poised to legalize theft of services
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's good to be a bailbondsman when your dumbass client has a lottery winner girlfriend, and bail gets doubled each time he uses your services
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Wed December 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: TX DHS informs Houston Planned Parenthood affiliate that they will not be renewing a grant , which the affiliate has received every year for the last 27 years. Fark: that funded HIV screening and prevention services
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYC's services to the homeless are a clusterfark, but damned if the city's brand new quarter-billion-dollar salt shed isn't an architectural marvel
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas cops use dogs that are trained to sniff out electronic storage devices such as thumb drives, hard drives, and tiny SD cards. But it's totally legit because they're only used to detect people who engage in child porn. "Porn dog sniffed it out"
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Tue December 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sales pitch for "virtual valet" services: "The analogy is that you store your car in the cloud with us, and you can pull it out when you want". The reality: you give your keys to some kid who rides up on skateboard who takes your car god knows where
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Mon December 07, 2015
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Bad: Border agency seizes your undeclared cash. Worse: Threatening the officer who seized it. Fark: Border services get a warrant and find your automatic weapons, kevlar and 500 rounds. Difficulty: Canada
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Buffalo Chronicle)
 
 
 
NY Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-irty) to be indicted on Jan 2 for public corruption, racketeering, conspiracy, and honest services fraud
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Wed November 18, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Police shootout reported north of Paris in Seine-Saint-Denis
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Tue November 10, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Happens to me all the time
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Sat October 31, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jets officials now deny they asked the NFL to sweep the Patriots visiting locker room for listening devices. But why let a little thing like to the truth get in the way of good story, eh Boomer?
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Fri October 23, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Did Jenny from Card Services call last night? Well, now you can call her back
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Tue October 20, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayor: We need to cut services we can't afford. Public: NO. Mayor: Then we have to stop cutting taxes. Public: NO. Mayor: Ok, then we need to generate revenue from public resources. Public: NO
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Mon October 19, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The newest psychiatric field? "Wealth Therapy," which provides counseling services for the wealthiest of the 1 percent who have been made to feel isolated and alone by all their money
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Fri October 16, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
And for the next seemingly innocuous action that will soon be grounds for child protective services to seize your kids, we have ... *drum roll* ... Letting them play in a sandbox
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