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183 headlines found matching 'vice'
Sat July 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese still flout rules on schoolgirl dating services, call them tourist information. "As long as there are girls who can't forget that 'taste of honey' and adults out there who are using the services, it's just a cat and mouse game for us"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A look at which states curse the most when chatting with customer service reps
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service request $60,000,000 in emergency funding to finance the luxurious and beautiful lives of the Trump offspring
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
As glad as I am that there is a new Stargate series, the real announcement is MGM is launching their own streaming video service. Does every studio need their own streaming service?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ole Miss head coach Hugh Freeze resigns in light of NCAA violations. Nah, just kidding, he just got caught calling an escort service
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Wed July 19, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will be the #1 contender for the NXT Title? WHAT advice has Vampiro for Prince Puma? WAS Shane O'Mac's helicopter crash an accident or sabotage? Speculation abounds on "Wrasslin' Wednesday", starting @ 8pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
NBC launches "Stay Tuned" news service on Snapchat, featuring the trapped souls of John Ritter and Jeffrey Jones
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In the event of emergency, your prosthetic leg can be used as a flotation device
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Saudi miniskirt woman will probably not be beaten. Probably
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'll be in my lab ... and vice versa
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice chair of Trump's voter fraud commission wants to change federal law to add new requirements for voting, email shows. After all, you can reduce fraud by reducing the number of people who can vote, right?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So either Trump's lawyer was completely talking out of his ass when he tired to blame the Secret Service for allowing the meeting with Russian agents OR he just admitted that Trump, the only SS protectee at the time, was at the meeting
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It took about 12 seconds for the Secret Service to respond to Trump's lawyer blaming them for his son's poor decisions
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lousy stupid Secret Service
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Fri July 14, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Taiwanese submarine Hai Shih, originally built during WWII as the Tench class sub USS Cutlass SS-478, will be the first submarine in the world to hit 80 years of active military service
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever raised an animal for its fur, meat, etc.? Subby is thinking about raising and breeding rabbits for both fur and meat. Any advice to give?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
New survey finds that 1.5 million Brits admit to watching pornography on a device given to them by their work
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn says people who pay for services in cash--such as for babysitting or repairs--are committing tax fraud and aren't good citizens
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. is getting terrible legal advice
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
On-site ecstasy pill-testing services may reduce user risks at concerts and raves, while the newer on-site bail bondsmen services are planning their IPOs
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump warned not to hand over luxury compounds seized by Obama in response to Russia's meddling in US election, on the advice of US Senators. Advice he will likely ignore once his handler is done with him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend has disappeared into the US prison system and I can not find out where he is. He is no longer being shown as a federal prisoner. Any advice would be appreciated
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Public Service Announcement: Skin-tight, shiny red pants do not provide adequate protection against anti-riot water cannons
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Thu July 06, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft reorg is designed to bring creative products and services you use at work, like Windows, Office 365, and Surface, to the home, augmented by gaming tools and experiences that make your digital life super-fun. Also, it cuts deadwood
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
United Airlines extends its record of exemplary customer service: After reselling toddler's seat they allowed mother to fly with him on her lap. "My hand, my left arm was smashed up against the wall. I lost feeling in my legs and left arm"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Advice needed on security camera purchase and setup. Details in thread
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
July 4th advice to Jeff Bezos (and Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, etc.): pay some tax
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Sun July 02, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West leaves Jay Z's Tidal service due to money
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
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Sat July 01, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
One would think a cop with over two decades of service would realize the hooker he's picking up was under police surveillance. Must have been thinking with the little head (or the Florida head)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Merry Maids: Expert cleaners, reliable service, certified employees. Since you're reading this here, guess what their certifications are in?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
If you're willing to give up sports, Charter wants you to go over-the-top with $20/mo entertainment channel bundle available on all your mobile devices. Among 25+ channels, CNN is included for true comedy relief
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Do Not Touch The Mangoes', good advice whether you're visiting a strip club or this Florida family's home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Should the GOP healthcare bill pass, these interactive maps are also helpful in determining which states will see the biggest boom in funeral home services
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What better place to get creepy advice about sex than your own parents
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Waitress saves 9-year-old girl choking on chicken fingers with Heimlich maneuver. How does one calculate 15% on that service?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
MISUSE OF POSITION. A { federal government} employee's position or title should not be used to endorse any product, service or enterprise or to promote any book, seminar, course, program, etc 5 C.F.R. § 2635.702
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Who still runs WinXP? That bioassay device over there. That medical device thataway. The UK's biggest warship. The CNC ma... wait, what was that?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What ad-blocker do you run on your phone? I need some halp, as I'm old, and have a galaxy 5, and could use your advice as well as a short tutorial on how to install it. Thanks
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Do Wi-Fi and cell service belong in our national parks, or continue to leave them pristine and tower-free?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are on the verge of developing a device that charges phones using one's own sweat. 17-year-old boys out on their first date rejoice
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New report says 5 billion people worldwide now use a mobile device. Which thankfully leaves 2 billion people on the planet who still talk face to face with one another
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sega is releasing old school games on mobile devices. And before you say "shut up and take my money," they're free (with ads, of course)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Juicero not dumb enough for you? How about a $400 device that pours hot water over tea leaves?
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller: "The state can no longer function without a ...budget without severely impacting our core obligations and decimating services to the state's most in-need citizens." They haven't had a budget for 3 years
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans too impatient for McDs slow fast food service. They want their coronary NOW
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for advice dealing with Blue Cross/ Blue Shield and Medicare. DIT
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new prototype device enables photon-photon interactions at room temperature for quantum computing which could be really cool, or not. Depends on how you spin it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Advice for smoking a rack of pork ribs
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Sat June 17, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
JCPenney's CEO says the biggest threat to the online ordering industry is the Postal Service
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe may no longer be Vice president, but it's clear he's still the Pimp-in-Chief
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice Predisent Pence lawyers up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
United proudly announces a new complimentary wake up service for those travelers napping in the terminal between flights. Ain't that a kick in the head?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
When you find even worse service and more broken ATMs at Bank of America, at least you'll now know why
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wireless charging of vehicles and personal devices maybe just around the corner. Hopefully, this "corner" is a lot closer than the one my grandmother's flying car is hiding behind
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal something, don't let it be a GPS tracking device
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox says Mexico and Canada could eclipse the U.S. in the marijuana business thanks to Trump's regressive ignorant policies. Road trip dude
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Tue June 13, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Director apologizes for awful Batman & Robin movie 20 years too late
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby takes care of a friend's exotic birds and is thinking of getting one like an African Gray. He is looking for more advice on macaws, cockatoos, other parrots, etc.? Do you or know somebody that owns one and what advice would you give?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this out of service dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Got 40 hrs to spend doing community service? Then you, too, can assault reporters
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
SURPRISE: Trump's lawyer is completely out of his depth and giving bad legal advice
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Roadside drug-testing devices may not work well in cold conditions. Canadians don't see that as a problem
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Sat June 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Several Latino businesses in California teamed up for Taco Trucks at Every Mosque, which was timed to feed Muslims after Ramadan services for the entire month in an effort to bridge both communities. This is what America is about
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
"When I walked in, I was so embarrassed," Elizabeth says of her first visit to a Planned Parenthood clinic. "These were all people getting free services to possibly kill their child. They were a stereotype, to me. But I was out of resources"
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Thu June 08, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox auditions for Last Week Tonight (video contains not safe for work language)
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ignoring advice from legions of Farkers, Ariel Winter's mom tells her to grow up and keep her clothes on
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ I told the Mozambique witch doctor targeting bald people isn't nice. And then the witch doctor, he game me this advice: Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang, ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang ♬ ♬
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When you crash through the emergency room window, you receive instant service
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of the season three premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, in which a major character dies and people continue doing utterly stupid things out of fear, confusion, and terrible plot devices [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sort of stray baby bird situation, need advice
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Eric Prince, one time butcher of Baghdad and brother to Betsy DeVos, suggests that Trump name a Viceroy for our colony of Afghanistan... then it gets weird
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Vicejay is yet again asking for funds for his food bank...except this time, you might win $5K. (DIT, link goes to duck goodness, tag is for YOU, you awesome bastid.)
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims people who attend church services have a longer life expectancy. Every time subby has gone it seemed to take forever, so there may be some truth in that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Wait a minute, if the future of retail is online, why should we pay courier services to deliver our stuff when we can just use our own employees on their way home from the brick and mortar stores? It's not like we pay them or anything
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cup holders? Pffft. Let's go back to when cars dispensed cigarettes
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Just in time for Father's day - The Bigly Box subscription service with Trump/Pence merchandise delivered to your door for 69 dollars a month
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Tue May 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New VR technology lets you experience a plane crash along with Tom Cruise in "The Mummy." Although the device is slightly unrealistic by showing Cruise standing six feet tall
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend's girlfriend just attempted suicide. She's in the hospital and should be fine, I'm just feeling a bit powerless and unsure if there's something I can do other than offer general good wishes. Advice?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists create new device that gives you an actual chill if you encounter a robot pretending to be human
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe tells it like it is and chastises Democrats for ignoring the middle class
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Vice president of Texas open-carry organization announces plans to protest Sam Houston statue protest in Texas, starting in Houston. What could go wrong?
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Fri May 26, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman's service cat that detects when she's about to have a seizure runs away. In other news, someone thought it was a good idea to train 'service cats'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Broken heart can curb a person's appetite. Which is great news for anyone who just got dumped for being too fat
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Playboy model gets community service for body shaming a woman inside a gym
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Because the whole Trump/Russia scandal wasn't bad enough, Paul Manafort gave the Trump team advice on the Russia scandal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits refuse to be cowed by terrorist attack... "I don't get scared until the threat level reaches 'Replacement Bus Service' "
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly thought to have pledged allegiance to ISIS sues hotel, police for his complimentary turn down service
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your best, one line advice?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're not very good at piloting drones and keep bumping them into walls, you should volunteer your services to map underground caverns
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
After 48 years of faithful service, man has a funeral for his truck ... and buries it
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Sat May 20, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
DJ Khaled surprises Berkeley grads with performance, pep talk, tax advice
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft redesigns OneNote's interface to be consistently bad across devices
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German case on Uber sedan service rolling across continent into European court
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The only reason Michael Flynn was not the vice president or secretary of state is that he bombed on television and Trump thought less of him for it. Let that sink in
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the old advice of having 6 months salary saved for an unexpected expense? Well, half of America is not even prepared for a $100 emergency
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bill Gates updates the 'plastics' advice from 'The Graduate' for 2017. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
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Tue May 16, 2017
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana House declares that soldiers of the Confederate States of America are American heroes and by golly you will not disrespect their service or their valuable contributions to our society
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even hackers have better customer service than Comcast
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most disastrous fast-food menu fails of all-time, because who really wants table service at a burger joint, anyway?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possibly the Daily Mail's only non-loathsome journalist rails against self-service tills at retail, spends whole day shopping on High Street using them to prove they waste more of your time than human-staffed tills
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Close your eyes and click your heels together ..and imagine that Jeb Bush was president today
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson is dead. This is not a repeat from 2009
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Guess what Trump's Vice Chair of the new "election integrity" commission has had done to him four times. No, no, no... guess again
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What is the nation's most lustful city? It's in Florida of course. And it doesn't hurt that its initials are the same as 'friends with benefits'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
42% of Americans won't date someone with bad credit. The other 58% are in the process of getting a divorce because they didn't follow that same advice
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
1993: SESSIONS fired by Clinton; 2017: Comey fired on advice of SESSIONS. Not exactly the Kennedy/Lincoln coincidences...but, wait, there's MORE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about getting a ferret as his trusty pet. Do ferrets make a good pet? What advice would you give Subby?
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service 2Q numbers are in and decades of losses may not be forever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SecEd Betsy DeVos compares school choice to switching wireless carriers. "If you can't get cell phone service in your living room, then your particular provider is failing you." Obviously, you should be able to build your own cell tower or buy your own carrier
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good advice for Mother's Day: Try not to give Mom stolen merchandise
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In update to their customer service policies, United now willing to cancel your ticket if you record their employees during public dispute
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FCC claims their servers crashing as a result of John Oliver's net neutrality segment on "Last Week Tonight" was a denial of service attack
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one go about procuring the services of a medical malpractice attorney? I'd love to provide details in the thread, but am unable to for reasons of discretion and modesty. Serious advice needed
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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Mon May 08, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Florida Institute for Technology develop device to search for alien worlds, possibly in hopes of finding another Florida out there in the stars
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man walks up the pulpit during church services, pulls his pants down and shows his quarter inch killer to parishioners because "The Lord told me to do it." Amen
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway: "Republicans are bonkers"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tents do not work as personal flotation devices
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vermont may be the next state to legalize recreational THC, make some cows really happy
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad career advice: Telling a young Charlie Chaplin to "lose the name, funny walk and moustache"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Give some advice to this troubled 1%er
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hulu launches streaming TV service that would allow them to compete with cable companies for $39.99 a month. Of course, to really compete with cable, after a year the price will jump to $150 a month
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(Food Republic)
 
 
 
Need advice on how to drink gin
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Thu May 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to be the first to offer nationwide 5G service by 2020. As opposed to AT&T which is still hoping to go national with 2G service by 2018
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bridj, an on-demand bus service backed by Ford, is shutting down. Apparently people were not thrilled with an idea that combines all the comfort of Greyhound along with the drivers' attitudes of Uber
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How much news do you consume in an average day? How many full articles do you read?Hours of news radio or TV news? NPR? Conservative radio? How many news apps do you have on your device? Which ones?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby is going to Kauai in a month and is looking for advice on underwater cameras for taking pics while snorkeling and/or kayaking. Difficulty: under $200
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence is trying to follow the George H. W. Bush model of the vice president
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Looks like it is time to find a new job. What's your best job interview advice? Decent answers to "What is your biggest weakness?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secret Service won't allow Good Guys to help in protecting Trump during his NRA speech. Subby's guessing its either out of jealousy or not wanting to get outsourced too
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dressed as giant asparagus sparks controversy at church service to mark St George's day. "Why only adoration of asparagus? Where's the sprout liturgy, or equality for mushrooms?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best marriage advice you've ever heard?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school graduation is a month or so away. What kind of advice do you have for this year's high school graduates?
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Once again, Warner Brothers and DC figure out a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. This time by making their upcoming live action Titans series and Season 3 of Young Justice exclusive to their new DC-only streaming platform service
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
CDs, which replaced tapes, which replaced 8-track, which replaced records, which replaced 45s, which replaced phonographs, are being replaced by streaming services
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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Sun April 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Death of the Icelandic language now feared as increasing use of English, voice-activated devices, computers become more wide spread. The Icelandic language 'will soon end in the Latin bin"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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Sat April 22, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Old man launches streaming service
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: "Lately I've been nagged by the knowledge that the latest Apple devices aren't the greatest available"
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Veteran guitarist warns would-be shredders that the vocal is the most important part of the song--and if the guitarist in question is Brian May, you'd do well to heed his advice
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Here is The Rock dressed as Pikachu playing with his daughter. Please make sure your device is set up properly to handle this level of adorableness before clicking
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Fri April 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service fires two agents for taking their sweet time looking for a White House fence jumper
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
AT&T's expanded call-blocking service has now blocked more than 1 billion robocalls in 5 months
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
From polluters to exceptionally bad customer service, behold 5 companies even worse than United Airlines
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The EPA won't have him because he's farking nuts. He's never worn a uniform. But he was an early Trump supporter, so, hey, let's make him the head of *spins wheel* the Selective Service System
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's not often that Target follows up on those customer service comment cards, unless of course you leave one about the sales associate whom you assaulted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On the day he resigned, former unpaid intern, Paul Manafort, took out several millions of dollars in loans from Trump-backed businesses. Possibly as payment for his services
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burger King's new troll ad triggers your devices to read aloud the wiki entry for the Whopper. Good thing no one can edit wiki. Oh, wait
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
"This is a service, no one pays me to be here," claims U.S. Congressman about meeting with his constituents
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Google asked generation Z (13-17 yo) to rank 122 brands by coolness and awareness. Google is cool, it says so right here
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
In an example of what customer service really means, Delta pays a family $11,000 to give up their seats
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
For whatever reason, Oregon wants to cosplay Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton
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Sat April 08, 2017
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Analysts say they expect prices for PCs and mobile devices to rise this year. Which would be bigger news if hasn't already happened every year since 1992
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why does @shadowPOTUS Jared Kushner not wear a belt? Slate thinks it's a fashion statement; actually they were all confiscated by the Secret Service for his own protection
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent on Pence's detail caught meeting hooker. Oh mother
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 622: "Vice Vice Baby 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
VPN services that steal your personal data are the best way to protect yourself from GOP legislation that legalizes your ISP's ability to steal your personal data. Wait, what?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's donation to the National Park Service will at least keep the parks open for the people who lost their Meals On Wheels to hunt in
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us, To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2, To request election interference, press 3"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Disney villains are "pioneers of the gay agenda" according to a viral new Twitter theory. For example, Jafar "can vogue like nobody's business"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Conservatives allege fraud after being beaten by liberals. This is not a repeat of every time that conservatives lose
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aliens just landed their ship near me and they are asking to be taken to the planet's leader. Who do I send them to? Need advice soonish on this because they look really POed about something
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government offers student loan forgiveness program to convince workers to spend 10 years in government service jobs, neglects to mention that there's no actual loan forgiveness at the other end of the tunnel
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
How do you make 'Carry On My Wayward Son' better? Have Anthrax do a cover of it
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber now lets you adjust your route mid-trip. But it's still completely different from taxi services because reasons
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Quick, buy stock in VPN and anonymizing service providers, before Congress outlaws those, too
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German economy booming in spite of not taking Trump's advice, which seems foolish since Trump is the world's best businessman who's ever gone bankrupt every few years or so. Doesn't Germany understand the business cunning of Trump?
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
To improve speed and passenger comfort, JR East to withdraw double-decker bullet trains from service. In related news, Japan had double-decker bullet trains for 20 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
17,000 striking AT&T workers head back to work. Mostly because customers saw no change in service
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Asshat's gonna Asshat while Shrub makes sure Yawntana lives up to its name as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to California's Auto Club Speedway for the Service King 300, 3:30 PM EDT on FS1
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"A man the city of Deerfield Beach hired for plumbing services in 2012 has been fined $12,000 for not being a real plumber"
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