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164 headlines found matching 'vice'
Thu July 24, 2014
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm an advice columnist and need some letters to respond to so I stole yours. Was that wrong? -- Dear Debbie
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines: Complain about our service on social media? Kiss your reserved seat good-bye until you delete the complaint
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Passengers complain that EasyJet left them stranded 200 miles from their destination. Ryanair laughs, says it considers THAT door-to-door service
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
How McDonalds, Wal-Mart and State Farm are among the biggest players in North American pro sports. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The Meta Picture)
 
 
 
Sick of the abysmally slow service in restaurants now? Comparisons of surveillance footage taken ten years ago, and now, shows the real reason. (Look in a mirror, you foodie twats)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
My party wanted to accomplish great, wise and noble things before the elections, but your party is comprised of craven thieving weasels who decided to punt on everything. Or maybe vice versa
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(52)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
One week after being embarrassed by their phone rep, Comcast now pays lip service to better employee training. "Our customer service rep did what we trained him to do"
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
He's a 90 year old sex advice columnist. Come for the sarcasm. Leave after a happy ending
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Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "Impending Visit by the Secret Service," we consider a think tank analyst who informs a sympathetic audience that drawing and quartering President Obama would be "too good for him"
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vice President of a company that just got approval to build an apartment complex with separate entrances for rich and poor people said poor people should just be grateful to live near rich people and shut up
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Joy Behar compares Sarah Palin to Vanna White. Apparently one was paired with a rich, white ultra-conservative. The other was a candidate for Vice President
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Some Baaaaad Guy)
 
 
 
Where the "Men are Men" and the "Sheep are Nervous": introducing a new US-based dating service. Scotsmen welcome
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Sat July 19, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Forgotten advice from Leonardo da Vinci offers instruction how to write one of the most useless, ignored items that accompanies job applications and resumes: the cover letter
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
Video
 
Science Fiction: "Service guarantees citizenship." Real Life: "Thanks for getting shot at for us, now GTFO"
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Hello, room service? Six pounds of pot, please"
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Amazon considers starting a revolutionary "Netflix-like" service to provide books, an innovative concept known to the rest of the world as "going to the library"
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman demands pregnant woman explain why Obamacare includes maternity coverage, telling her it's a service that people like him will never use
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(168)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
KILL IT WITH FIRE is sound advice. Unless you're in your own house
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Comcast: We're VERY sorry about that terrible customer service call that went viral and cemented our reputation for poor customer service
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(131)
 
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
If you are *legally* being tracked by the FBI this is probably the breakdown of the device that is in your gas tank. (While it lasts)
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(54)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Apple & IBM team up to sell products and services. This is not a repeat from 1992
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Tue July 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists working on device that fits over your plate, measures the calories of your meal, and then orders you to STEP AWAY FROM THE TABLE, FATTY
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MTV debuts new show featuring vicenarian virgins. Otherwise known as Comic Con International
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Mon July 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't we take advice on how to run the country from the guy who is responsible for the way Angelina Jolie turned out?
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(92)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Nineteen year-old woman who survived the Boston Marathon bombing was kicked out of TJ Maxx because she wouldn't comply with a new company policy saying all service dogs had to be put in a shopping cart
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sleepwalker has advice for those sleepwalkers who open windows and fall 50 feet: Stay asleep, it could save your life
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Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
In a surprise move that no one could have possibly predicted, small businesses in Seattle are cutting work hours and services in response to the new $15/hr minimum wage law
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(419)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
America's military is so desperate for able-bodied men that it has begun mailing Selective Service notices to men born in '93. As in 1893
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson joins GM bandwagon, recalls over 66,000 penis compensation devices
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Wed July 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just like there are pet dogs and service dogs, so too are there pet rocks and service rocks, at least according to the Canadian military
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(34)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
US National Weather Service graphic, showing tornado probability this week. The ten year old version of Subby is laughing hysterically
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(30)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Okay Vice President Joe Biden, maybe a chilling torture memo is not the ideal gift to celebrate the World Cup with the Brazilians, but it's the thought that really counts
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A comparison of airline service now with that of the Golden Age of Flight in the 1960s, when you could smoke and drink on planes, bring on what you wanted because no one checks the bags and die five times as often in crashes
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Increasingly the job creating corporations are moving their 'headquarters' overseas so they don't have to pay domestic taxes. But they still demand all kinds of government services and stick the rest of us with the bill
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Thu July 03, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Group refused service at Atlanta restaurant because a member of the party's sleeveless t-shirt violated the "gentleman's dress code" for the establishment. The fact that he was 4-years old did not sway management to make an exception
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Autistic seven-year-old's service dog not allowed in drive-thru animal park for totally logical reason, so naturally his mother is outraged
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Aereo says it will "pause" service because "we should take a break" sounds so much more alarming
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Sun June 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yanno you really need to maintain a strict separation between the devices you and your spouse use for your own fun, and those you use to disciplining your kids or prosecutors are gonna take a really dim view of your parenting
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Fri June 27, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
The founder of Lavabit, the now shut down e-mail service used by Snowden to communicate with journalists, was interviewed on the radio this morning. Interesting tag trumps scary
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
No one gets their teen years right, so what advice would you give your 13-year-old self?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man to live-in nanny: "We no longer require your services, so you can leave." Nanny: "No.....no......I stay"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welfare rancher Cliven Bundy and his gang of militant moochers get top-notch legal advice from "private attorney general"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How do French women stay so chic and stylish? It's easy: they just avoid trends and ignore advice from celebrities and pushy shop assistants on what looks chic and stylish
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
NJ high school employee's job is to offer free and confidential services to students seeking help with drug abuse and other non-academic issues. She gets fired for doing just that
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert who has been happily married 25 years offers advice to make long-term relationships work, and it's slightly more constructive than your strategy of 'marry someone you hate and buy them a house'
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Sun June 22, 2014
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas Walgreens joins the growing list of businesses who do not know the law about disabled vets and their service dogs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
FCC issues highest fine in their history against Chinese firm for selling signal-jammers. Apparently the devices work by switching the phone's service over to AT&T
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US Park Service decides to start removing trash cans from national parks so that visitors will "take their trash with them" when they leave instead of throwing it away. Your cunning plan, I do not think you thought it all the way through
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
French admit they treat tourists like piles of self-propelled garbage, vow to change: "Too often we mistake service with servility. The country needs to recover a sense of hospitality"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey health and safety experts' advice for safe kids' summertime fun is about one-third common sense and two-thirds pants-wetting nannypanic. Left out: don't go into Camden or Newark, and don't use the governor for shade
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(34)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dude, if you pay for services from a prostitute and then impersonate a cop to get your money back, you probably won't get it back and the police would like to have a word with you
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(17)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Welcome to Best Western. Oh, your son has a service dog? Reservation cancelled
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(135)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow: Dick and Liz Cheney descend into self-parody with 'obnoxious' Iraq advice
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jay Carney: "It's always nice to hear from former Vice President Cheney. I mean it's clear that we have different views on Iraq as the guys who invaded it" OH SNAP
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(71)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
YouTube will start blocking videos "in a matter of days" from artists whose labels refused to agree to the terms of the platform's new subscription service - terms that are non-negotiable and worse than the deals offered by Spotify, Deezer, and Rdio
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Scientists create device to detect Taco Bell on sight
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(4)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you want to succeed at crowdfunding, you can't go wrong with high-tech machines that will give you a blowjob while you sit at your computer. "Inventor Brian Sloan assures us that there is no risk of the device short-circuiting" (Not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A journey on Amtrak's Coast Starlight, the last remaining full-service sleeper train in America. Basically it's an upscale Greyhound with fewer people travelling with live chickens as carry-on baggage
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(46)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Not sure how he got his biatchin Trans Am down to Natal, Brazil, but Vice President Biden got to watch the US Women's Volleyball team compete in the World Series or something
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(13)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
If you really want to succeed in business, you should take advice from A: Jeff Bezos? B: Richard Branson? or C: Howard Stern?
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Website puts mechanical pencils through torture tests to determine which one is best. Unfortunately there is no advice about which one would look spiffiest with your plastic shirt pocket protector
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the Coast Guard clear cuts some trees on your property without your permission to maintain a navigational beacon that has been in place since World War II but went out of service in 2009?
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(68)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Deep sea divers are on the hunt for the 2,000-year-old Antikythera mechanism, said to be the world's earliest 'computer,' using a suit called an Exosuit. The ancient Greek analogue device was designed to predict astronomical positions and eclipses
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(44)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore consulate tells its citizens it will not get involved in cases such as them being unhappy with sexual services received from overseas prostitutes, racially-motivated buckets of fried chicken or to translate phrases for new tattoos
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(21)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tech writer, having never seen the Politics tab threads, imparts advice on proper social media etiquette
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(9)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Operation Choke Point" is an effort by the feds to put pressure on the banks that provide financial services that make sleazy, predatory, and illegal, businesses possible. Which explains why payday lenders are suing to shut it down
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(44)
 
(Kinston Free Press)
 
Audio
 
Author Jeff Burger talks about Leonard Cohen's appearance on Miami Vice and a moratorium on "Hallelujah" covers
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(11)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
It might sound weird to put a GPS device in a teddy bear to catch a thief, but it worked here as it caught somebody who was stealing clothes from a collection bin
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(48)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(NextGov)
 
 
 
The Secret Service wants to be able to detect sarcasm when combing social media. Pro tip: Just have your agents spend a few days on Fark and they'll be well schooled, for free
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(107)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Apple says its users are so stupid, they accidentally bought Android devices
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(237)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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(219)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More helpful advice to address your many failings: Kids fussy eaters? Force feed them artichoke puree until they learn to love vegetables. Then make them walk a mile and hit them with a pineapple
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(84)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that most assuredly won't result in any visits from Secret Service, Joe the "Plumber" posts a screed about how guns are "mostly for hunting politicians"
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(351)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The vice president to the guy who sunk the economy into a massive recession and lost two wars says Obama is a weak president
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(170)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SNAPCHAT CEO: 'I'm Mortified By My Idiotic Emails." If only he'd used some sort of service that would automatically delete his messages after sending
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
In his role as elder statesman, Jimmy Carter gives Canada some advice on how to update prostitution laws. Hmm, maybe this elder statesman gig isn't so bad after all
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(30)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why 'Do what you love' may be the worst career advice you can ever get, or give
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(45)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert De Niro, star of Meet the Fockers, Analyze This, and Last Vegas among other notable films, offers one minute of brilliant acting advice. "It's simpler than you think"
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(20)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"A new paper published in the May 25 issue of the journal Nature Methods documents the use of what is best described as a mind alteration device, known as FlyMAD or Fly Mind Altering Device, to make flies sing and moonwalk"
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(8)
 
(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
I would probably watch a movie about a singer-songwriter who becomes a global "doomsday device"
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(16)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apple users targeted by hackers, ransomware that takes their phones and computer hostage, are no longer able to flood online technical forums with smug 'Shoulda bought a Mac' advice
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(50)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the time Bill Murray came up to our bachelor party and decided to dish out sage-like advice?
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(36)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention DC-area Farkettes: Are you sick of only meeting soft-bodied schlubs on the dating circuit? There's a new rent-a-hunk service available in the city just for you. One catch: No sex
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(92)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Last year's hipster joke: artisanal pencil sharpening service. This year's hipster reality: flavored artisanal toothpicks
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(49)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Postal Service wants to remind citizens it won't email them and request credit card data; they would simply send you a form you would have to fill out and return in the enclosed self-addressed stamped envelope
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(12)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
"I woke up at 4 AM, with my face caked with blood from my nose" writes the Vice magazine journalist who experimented with snorting homemade alcohol powder
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(68)
 
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Don Levine, one of the creators of the action figure, dies at age 86. No service is planned as he will be sealed in plastic, AFA graded, and placed on a shelf
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(12)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diligent Secret Service agent
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(22)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a substitute teacher, don't ask fourth graders for booty call advice
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(53)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tom Benson hospitalized overnight and tested for concussion after fall at NFL meeting. If only there were some device he could wear on his head to have minimized his injury
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30% chance of a sharknadoes in Washington DC today (with official National Weather Service pic)
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(28)
 
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
21 of the most horrifying torture devices ever made. Sickness to the left, what the list missed to the right
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(32)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In Denmark there is a restaurant staffed entirely by children no older than 12 so they can learn at an early age how much it sucks to work in the food service industry and they better damn well get a decent college degree
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(24)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
A word of advice: if the cops stop you for suspected drunk driving, you can't get out of the breath test by repeatedly punching yourself in the face and running into doors at the police station. This guy tried, and that's the cops' story
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(25)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Hey, Sandy Springs you might want to check your pockets, it looks like a pack of attorneys have highjacked the remote to your Super Silent Waterproof Egg. Meanwhile, IBM, Cisco, UPS, and a few other $ervice provider$ $een quietly loading moving van$
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(52)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Note to oxy thieves: those pill bottles you stole from the drugstore just might be cleverly disguised GPS devices that lead the NYPD right to your Jeep Compass, and those guys tend to be a little shooty when you draw a gun on them
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Sat May 17, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Nixon pays National Governors Association dues with money intended for foster care and other children's services. Should I not have done that?
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Good: Expanding 911 service to accept text messages. Fark: First 911 text message is from someone illegally texting and driving
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(20)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Engadget)
 
 
 
After telling the FCC that their merger with Time Warner will be good for customers' internet service, Comcast CEO tells investors that he expects "usage-based billing" to reach all Comcast customers in five years
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Wed May 14, 2014
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Pitbull attacks graduation ceremony. Scratch that, University allows service Pit bull to walk in stead of recently deceased owner. Man is it getting dusty in here
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(82)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Louis CK's parenting advice for Jimmy Fallon is the parenting advice I wish someone had given me
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(34)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft: Maybe forcing people to pay for access to services that they already subscribe to (and that are free to access on every other device in existence) isn't the greatest idea we've ever had
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A lawyer used a device powered by a 1.5 volt battery to zap a witness who said that 1.5 volts couldn't be felt by a person, so of course he's been charged with battery
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(148)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This week's training chapter skipped by American Airlines employees: Chapter 12 - Veterans and their service dogs
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Fri May 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Postal Service Reports $1.9 Billion Quarterly loss. Ben Gibbard distraught
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(118)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Startup company creates a pay-as-you go monthly washing machine subscription service. We'll see how the media spins this one in the next news cycle
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(39)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stop falling for "secret" financial advice scams with this one weird trick
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(56)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation thinks Fox News isn't toeing the line, plans to start its own news service
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(93)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
82-year-old former Senator Alan Simpson (R-etired) gives sex and relationship advice. Dear Abby unavailable for comment
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to sneak onto White House grounds without getting shot by the Secret Service? Just blend in to a motorcade
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(21)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Principal didn't have sex with any kids, but got removed from her job anyway. Apparently she wasn't supposed to fark the vice-principal, the school security guard, or any of the students' parents--who knew?
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Oculus Rift were a pharmaceutical or a medical device, rather than a gaming headset, the FDA would study it for years and demand rigorous clinical trials in volunteers before approving it. And now that power is in Facebook's hands
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(145)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Of course the person you should take advice about killer robots from is Margaret Atwood
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(34)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 18, the madness is taking over. Are we slaves to The Hockey Gods? No we enlisted into their service. Ia Ia Hockey Fhtagn Habs vs Bruins NBC at 12:30ET & Kings vs Ducks NBCSN at 8ET
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Man tests out telepresence device to replace him at work, assist the Romulans in hijacking ships and trying to destabilize the fledgling Coalition of Planets
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(18)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Having solved all crimes, cops now decide to harass wheelchair bound vets and their service dogs outside the VA, preventing them from getting care, arresting them, charging for non-crimes and more
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Thu May 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Rape Crisis center says "Oh HELL No. Dafuq were you thinking, anyway?" after Judge decides to sentence convicted rapist to do 250 hours of community service at the center in lieu of jail time
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Wed April 30, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson tells high school student he needs to ask more questions and find a mentor. Student takes advice immediately
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(24)
 
(insidesources)
 
 
 
"American citizens aren't our customers-about 400 junk mailers are our customers. Your service hurts our ability to serve those customers."' - US Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debit cards have all but killed cash as more than 80 percent of money now changes hands electronically, offering consumers less flexibility and higher service charges
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(65)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
USPS workers protest mail services at Staples, say if customers want the true post office experience of slow service they should have offered the contract to Best Buy
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
TIL pretty much any role Al Pacino didn't get in the '70s and '80s, Dustin Hoffman did. And vice versa
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(54)
 
(Some Old Man)
 
 
 
Aged dad received mistaken DMCA notice from his ISP - supposedly for downloading "The Guilt Trip" WTF? - seeking advice from the Fark Law Brigade
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(51)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
AOL confirms that their e-mail service was hacked and spam was sent. Users told to ignore all ads for 8 track tapes, typewriters, VCRs
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(15)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Detroit airport now offers brand new $75,000 bathroom. Fark: for service dogs. Your dog chose the steak over the fish
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
To the Snowdencopter: Russia takes over their largest social media site after the founder refuses to hand user data over to security services
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Tue April 22, 2014
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
"Adams presented numerous items which were set aside for sale to the customer service desk in hopes of convincing them he actually purchased the items and needed to return them without a receipt"
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Mon April 21, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
What do Dept. of Agriculture, the Railroad Retirement Board, the TVA, the Office of Personnel Management, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service all have in common? Hang on, someone's at the door
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(311)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Easter services at SeaWorld feature scripture about Jesus Christ, Shamu, and Tim Tebow
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(57)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that thieves would steal copper wires from street lights along the interstate leaving drivers to depend on this newfangled device called 'headlights'
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(45)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Joe Biden now has an Instagram to post awesome pics of him washing the Vice Presidential Trans Am
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: "Yes, the Secret Service would shoot Mr. Met" Mets fans: "Where do we sign up?"
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(12)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mike Holmgren, who's still cashing checks from his buyout by the Browns, is offering draft advice for teams looking for quarterbacks. Not included: "Don't draft Colt McCoy or Brandon Weeden"
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(25)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Advice article for people just getting into online gaming tells them to ignore the social aspects of the game because online trolls are scary. Up next: advice article for dealing with non-communicative noobs ruining your favorite online game
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
"Bouncing the mentally ill, homeless and/or addicted from one service to another is an expensive way to treat the symptoms, but not an effective treatment of the root cause of their problems"
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fittingly enough, a technical glitch forced outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to interrupt her farewell speech at the White House
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(30)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
National Weather Service is forecasting three hurricanes for the 2014 season, jinxing it for everyone
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(9)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic data breach at Experian credit monitoring service may have put 200 million identities at risk for identity theft
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Thu April 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman posts a video of her beating her son with a belt on Facebook and tells viewers they are "free to call social services if they wish". They did. She's in jail now
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(163)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
25 medical organizations were asked to list their Top 5 unnecessary medical services. The result: 135 services. Apparently, a Top-5 list was too small for some of them
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An interesting look at the career arc of hitmen: "Everyone starts as a novice, whatever your job. You bumble around, make mistakes, learn by doing, then if not captured, move on to dilettante, journeyman and finally, the master"
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(131)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This is how America dies. Not with a bang but with one of the guys from Duck Dynasty giving public relations advice to a licentious congressman
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(34)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast exec tells Congress that they know their customer service sucks, but they are going to do better. And why was Comcast in front of Congress? To tell them how much better customer service will be when they take over Time Warner
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(22)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If you steal a laptop, try and resist the urge to call customer service for help
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(3)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The coolest collection of 30,000 old photos just released by The New York City Department of Records and Information Services that you'll see all day
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(34)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airbus unveils its new A350XWB. No word on when they'll try to match the cloaking device that is apparently available on some Boeing models
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(19)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
The hottest color in new cars is white because Apple devices
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(59)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Try our donuts, now with convenient 24 hour drive through service
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(24)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that credit reporting agency that Target offered free service for its customers after it got hacked? It got hacked too. FARK: Over 200 million Social Security numbers may have been stolen
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(51)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Experian continues to thrive in difficult economic times due to great info & high demand for it. First they sell your SS# to identity theives, then sign you up for credit monitoring services. Winning
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
An inside look at Dennis Rodman's first trip to North Korea, courtesy of those at Vice still not banned from the country
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(20)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Our obsession with digital devices and staying connected to social media is giving us "tech neck". Subby misses the old days when all that computers gave us was one noticeably larger forearm
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(7)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Seismic activity detected in Redmond as 800-pound gorilla starts to stomp around. Windows is now free for devices under 9", universal apps coming for your PC, Windows phone, and Xbox, and oh yeah, the start menu? It's coming back
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Harvard students have signed up for Mark Zuckerberg's new "Facebook" service. Zuckerberg hopes that one day every Harvard student and alum will sign up
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan unveils his latest budget: lessee here slashes Medicaid, Food stamps,social services, student aid, and pensions? Check. Cuts taxes for the rich? Check. Huh, strange..no block grants for developing Galt's Gulch
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(151)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
Forget the jet-pack. This personal flying device is a lot cooler - and its wings come off
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(28)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Bad Day? Waitress attacks customer after bad service complaint. Really bad day? Waitress threatens cops with butter knife
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(45)
 
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Clowns compete at 'Klownfest', try to earn points for their Masters in Clowning at Clown College. Classes include Eating Little Children 101, Floatation Devices in Sewers, and Magnets - Just How Do They Work?
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(44)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
California's Obamacare service sends voter registration form, conveniently marked for the Democratic Party
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(105)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Small explosive devices found on school playground. And if that wasn't disturbing enough, one of the devices was found inside a toy
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(47)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
National Park Service designing a new logo for its 100-year anniversary. You know what to do
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(19)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
New report shows that 1 out of 10 Secret Service agents were aware of "security concerns" due to colleague's excess drinking. The other nine preferred chewing Trident
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(16)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
For being such an emotionless and logical observer of earthlings, Mr. Spock sure had plenty of time to party with Jimi Hendrix, play the drums with Adam West, give advice to troubled teens, and hang with the Muppets
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(30)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Vice mayor of a small town in Arizona makes a pro-Fred Phelps post on Facebook. `We need more Fred Phelps in this world. May you rest in peace sir.'' How many times must the cannon balls fly, before Arizona gets its own Fark tag?
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