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Headlines matching 'vice'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Stupid Delta Airlines begins testing flights with even crappier service  (ajc.com) (187)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Marco Rubio insists he's not interested in becoming the Vice President. It's pure coincidence that he's going on a book tour, through swing states, on July 4th  (mega949.com) (27)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Newser) Asinine Today, in the annals of careers you really should have chosen instead of the one you're doing right now: diet-book writer. A 7 figure deal was made for advice like skipping breakfast and eating broccoli  (newser.com) (40)
(CNN) NewsFlash US Airways jetliner en route from Paris to Charlotte, North Carolina, has been diverted to Bangor, Maine due to a suspicious passenger. Passenger was suspicious because he said US Airways had good customer service  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (220)
(mdj online) Followup After taking a public relations beating over their service dog policy, Popeye's decides to roll over  (mdjonline.com) (13)


Mon May 21, 2012
(SeattlePI) Strange 'Existential' man ordered to serve community service at morgue. Apparently they need another grave Heidegger  (seattlepi.com) (41)
(NJ.com) NewsFlash Dharum Ravi, who bullied and shamed his gay roommate into killing himself and could have received up to 10 years in prison, gets a 30-day jail sentence and community service. That'll learn him  (nj.com) (431)
(Wrangler News) Stupid Jan Brewer vetoes a bill to reward community service among high school students because...oh hell, I don't even know  (wranglernews.com) (153)


Sat May 19, 2012
(LEX18) Hero Businessman buys $200,000 worth of merchandise at closing Kmart store, donates it all to local county community services and also rents them a warehouse to keep it in  (lex18.com) (49)
(Seattle Times) Cool Two kids pitch idea of clothing with solar panels to Warren Buffet. The clothes could power electronic devices, but users would need to go to this mystical place called "outside"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (25)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Newser) Amusing Network TV execs are very unhappy about Dish TV's new DVR that automatically skips commercials while recording-so they're refusing to run any Dish TV ads that tell you about the new service  (newser.com) (211)
(Reuters) Interesting By 2013 you'll be able to go to Africa and get faster cell phone service than Verizon is offering you here in the States. Kenya believe it?  (af.reuters.com) (42)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Mother Jones) Scary Potential Vice President nominee, Bobby Jindal, did what in college? c) Preformed an exorcism on his girlfriend  (motherjones.com) (295)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Economist) Fail "Unsourcing" the latest trend in big corporation customer service, which sounds suspiciously like letting the customers fend for themselves in figuring out how to fix the crap they've been sold  (economist.com) (57)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Slate) Interesting Eight times that a Vice President did something that really mattered  (slate.com) (25)
(News.com.au) Obvious The 26-year-old ex-fiancée of Hugh Hefner offers advice on how to bag a rich older man  (news.com.au) (81)
(SLTrib) Fail "I kissed her breasts and nipples, as there was no place for my face to go." Why Salt Lake City vice unit had to be disbanded  (sltrib.com) (79)


Sat May 12, 2012
(WSBTV) Sad Obscure law makes it tough for military dogs to be adopted after service, resulting in many of them being euthanized. Asinine: They are currently classified as equipment, rather than personnel  (wsbtv.com) (109)


Fri May 11, 2012
(MSN) Unlikely Companies that have done well during the economic downturn -- JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America, and Wells Fargo -- and have a masterful grasp of customer service now really want to run your 401k  (money.msn.com) (44)
(BusinessWeek) Fail American Airlines drops highest level of service as passenger treatment now moves from insulting to abusive  (businessweek.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Asinine Electronics store holds woman's computer hostage until she removes the complaint she filed with the attorney general about their wonderful customer service  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (116)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Pissed off that Spirit is getting all the good headlines, Delta calls cops on VoIP user making a VoIP call above 10,000 feet on Delta's inflight wifi service  (thenextweb.com) (199)


Tue May 08, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Vice President Biden claims Mitt Romney can't beat Obama. Did I say Biden? Sorry, I meant Michele Bachmann  (abcnews.go.com) (27)


Sun May 06, 2012
(AP) Sad George Lindsey, more popularly known as "Goober Pyle", passes away at 83. The service station is closed  (hosted.ap.org) (87)


Sat May 05, 2012
(MSNBC) Stupid IPhone owners found to be least likely to switch carriers despite poor service. Finally an explanation for every customer who uses AT&T  (msnbc.msn.com) (44)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Afghani designed landmine clearing device uses no fossil fuel, is biodegradable, has zero risk of injury to human operators, and costs pennies on the dollar next to current tech  (bbc.com) (52)
(Huffington Post) Obvious For some reason, Senator David Vitter (R-LA) is shying away from the Secret Service prostitution scandal  (huffingtonpost.com) (46)


Thu May 03, 2012
(The Newspaper) Stupid City claims sniper rifles are a traffic safety device. Note to self: don't speed through League City, Texas  (thenewspaper.com) (24)


Wed May 02, 2012
(WPTV) Florida A bunch of guys decide to turn off their GPS devices, hide their cars, go home and watch a movie. Fark: They're on-duty deputies and sergeants  (wptv.com) (71)
(Some Guy) Asinine Apparently feeling it is undeserved of Worst Company in America title, EA is disabling purchased copies of Rock Band on iOS devices  (computerandvideogames.com) (134)
(AZCentral) Dumbass Two players for the Nashville Predators suspended because they stayed out late partying the night before a playoff game. If the whole NHL thing doesn't work out for them they could always get a job with the Secret Service  (azcentral.com) (33)


Tue May 01, 2012
(The Atlantic) Followup As Romney keeps saying that even Carter would have killed bin Laden, let's remember that Carter is a graduate of the Naval Academy who served for 10 years. That's 10 years more than the cumulative service of the Romney family  (theatlantic.com) (222)
(cbs baltimore) Obvious Johns Hopkins University adds new course to catalog: Don't Bang A Hooker If You're A Secret Service Agent 101  (baltimore.cbslocal.com) (15)
(BGR) Interesting Apple to crush carriers, become direct service provider  (bgr.com) (88)
(CNBC) Asinine What passes for "reform" on Wall Street. Proxy advisory service: It's okay to pay the CEO of JP Morgan $23 million/year, but you really should cut his job responsibilites in half  (cnbc.com) (9)
(MSN) Obvious Beer may save the mail service. Beer, what can't it do?  (money.msn.com) (24)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob"  (suntimes.com) (449)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Newser) Obvious Memo to Secret Service agents: no more drinking alcohol within 10 hours of working; no bringing foreigners to your hotel rooms; and, no going to "non-reputable" establishments  (newser.com) (76)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mother of the Year candidate has seventh child taken away by health services, admits to using cocaine, marijuana and alcohol every day during latest pregnancy (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (117)


Fri April 27, 2012
(BBC) Stupid In the wake of the Secret Service prostitute scandal, Colombia has plenty of laughs mocking the US for the incident. That is, of course, until a US airline advertisement associates Colombia with prostitution. Now it's not funny anymore  (bbc.co.uk) (84)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Small government Mitt Romney wants to install mandatory porn censoring devices on every computer in the country  (huffingtonpost.com) (260)
(USA Today) Obvious Vice President Romero lays out the simplest re-election strategy so far: Osama is dead, General Motors is alive  (content.usatoday.com) (211)
(New Zealand Herald) Sad New Zealand postal service laughs at US Postal Service's feeble attempt to go to five day a week service, says three days a week sounds about right  (nzherald.co.nz) (88)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Not news: Americans solicit prostitute while traveling abroad. News: They're government officials and broke her collar bone after refusing to pay the agreed price. Fark: This isn't part of the Secret Service fiasco  (dailymail.co.uk) (107)
(MSN) Unlikely Grieving father invents device to communicate with his dead daughter, claims it works great unless you cross the streams  (now.msn.com) (60)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Some of the Secret Service Agents did not have sex with the hookers because they were too drunk. Also, Secret Service Agents on Bill Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian strip club, though that was part of their protective duties   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (64)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Karl Rove is trying to be the Conservative voice of reason, warning fellow party members trying to link Obama to the Secret Service Scandal and GSA was a bad idea  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (128)
(LA Times) Interesting New service allows movie-goers to tell cinemas what films they want to watch, signaling the beginning of the end for Jennifer Aniston's film career  (latimes.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Amusing All porno movies produced in Simi Valley must now be reviewed by city's police department to ensure proper condom use. Breathless, sweaty detectives promise to put in as many hours as it takes to service protection  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (136)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Politico) Dumbass Based on no evidence whatsoever, Chuck Grassley brings up that the Colombian Hookers in the Secret Service scandal were probably Russian Spies. Or whatever  (politico.com) (82)
(610 WIOD) Obvious "Does Mitt Romney have a Latino problem?" This article is not about his maid service, lawn care, or chauffeur  (610wiod.com) (24)
(Yahoo) Obvious Judge finds that Microsoft, who recently sued Google device makers for patent infringement, is infringing on Motorola's, (which is owned by Google) patents with it's Xbox 360. Can we scrap the current system just start over please?  (news.yahoo.com) (40)
(UPI) Spiffy Ladies and gentleman, fellow conspiracy theorists, let's all give a warm welcome to the latest target for our government obsessions: the brand new Defense Clandestine Service  (upi.com) (83)


Mon April 23, 2012
(CNN) Amusing Two Congress-critters think if the Secret Service hired more women, they could hire less hookers. Perhaps that should be rephrased   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (114)
(The Register) Obvious The Register (UK) writes about recent Apple touchscreen lawsuits and suggests that "maybe it's about time to take the advice of FARK founder Drew Curtis' recent TED talk and stop feeding the patent trolls"  (theregister.co.uk) (7)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Author of article "how to delete yourself from the Internet" apparently thinks that's possible without setting off EMP devices to fry every Internet connected computer on earth simultaneously  (news.yahoo.com) (21)
(ABC) Ironic Proponents think the US Secret Service prostitution scandal is a fantastic opportunity to lobby for legalized whore-banging  (abcnews.go.com) (67)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Followup Joe Lieberman plans to call hearings on Secret Service prostitution scandal. Hearings to be aired on C-SPAN, Cinemax  (courant.com) (129)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Huffington Post) Followup American Airlines and U.S. Airways agree to terms of merger. "We seek to create an airline that combines the low on-time performance of American with the horrendous customer service that has made U.S. Airways a household name"  (huffingtonpost.com) (75)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (191)
(Some Guy) Followup First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (235)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious New camera line up lets you immediately share photos via WiFi to Facebook, YouTube and other services. Regretting sharing the photos to come moments later  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (38)
(Science Daily) Stupid Researchers turning cell phones into devices that can see through walls and other solid objects. Oh yes, that will be just spifferistic awesometastic  (sciencedaily.com) (11)


Wed April 18, 2012
(ABC) Followup Ted Nugent, aka "The Nuge" Aka "The Motor City Madman" has earned a new nickname after his speech to the NRA: "The Target of a Secret Service investigation"  (abcnews.go.com) (291)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Obama's Secret Service agents aren't just sleazy bastards for hiring hookers. They're also cheap bastards for trying to get a two-for-one deal from their hookers   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)
(IndyChannel) Asinine Woman allergic to paprika brings service dog to work where coworker allergic to dogs files complaint to prevent dog in the workplace thus causing woman to file lawsuit. The allergy Aristocrats  (theindychannel.com) (231)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Denver Channel) Strange What do you do with dozens of frozen cows stuck inside a cabin at 11,000 feet? If you're the U.S. Forest Service, the use of explosives is always an option  (thedenverchannel.com) (83)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Outside of Paul Ryan's budget and the Democratic budget, there was a third choice that was faster, more efficient, and cut no social services. Wow, it's almost like there's more than two sides to the issue  (bellinghamherald.com) (115)
(MSNBC) Obvious Google co-founder rips Hollywood's anti-piracy effort for missing the point. "When you go on a pirate website, you choose what you like, it downloads to the device of your choice and it will just work"  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (204)


Sun April 15, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Secret Service Hooker Scandal could have been avoided with $47 and a lecture from Charlie Sheen  (nypost.com) (137)
(CBS News) Asinine In 2010, President Obama and Vice President Biden broke ground at two Michigan plants. The plants were getting a combined $300 million in stimulus money to build electric car batteries. Korean workers got most of the jobs  (cbsnews.com) (109)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Guardian) Stupid Secret Service agents on the Obama detail relieved of duty after relieving their duty with Colombian prostitutes  (guardian.co.uk) (195)


Fri April 13, 2012
(KRDO) Spiffy Comcast does its best to increase customer service ratings by broadcasting porn in the middle of Good Morning America  (krdo.com) (78)


Wed April 11, 2012
(SacBee) Cool Nude maid service raising eyebrows, and trousers, in Texas city  (sacbee.com) (186)
(Telegraph) Florida Florida man unveils revolutionary new contraceptive device (w/ pic)  (telegraph.co.uk) (64)
(My San Antonio) Amusing Gun shop that Rick Perry once praised for "entrepreneurship and service to the state of Texas" raided by the Department of Homeland Security for knowingly selling guns and ammo to smugglers  (mysanantonio.com) (111)


Tue April 10, 2012
(The Register) Dumbass Anonymous announces plans to tear down several posters belonging to the UK intelligence services  (theregister.co.uk) (24)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Bent Guy) Spiffy Sure Vegas has minibuses equipped with stripper poles and Jacuzzi limos, now comes a curbside service to treat those with massive hangovers: Mobile IV vans to bring you back to life after an all night bender  (lvrj.com) (53)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Iraq Veteran's Amazing Job: Nick White served his country, first as a Marine, where he saw heavy combat in Iraq, and then as a Secret Service agent. Now he's kicking ass as an entrepreneur  (news.yahoo.com) (23)


Fri April 06, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Amusing Park Service seeking volunteers to fire cannon at Civil War battlefield events in Tennessee and Georgia this year. The catch? They need Union volunteers  (wrcbtv.com) (138)


Thu April 05, 2012
(CBS News) Asinine Armed Forces Tea Party, for when your politics are more important than your service  (cbsnews.com) (199)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Politico) Obvious Because we've all been waiting with eager anticipation. Sarah Palin finally announces her pick for the GOP vice-presidential candidate  (politico.com) (87)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Slate) Interesting The National Weather Service is finally making tornado warnings as scary as they should be  (slate.com) (20)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Gizmodo) Interesting While Apple's busy suing other tablet makers over their products' similarities to the iPad, enjoy these images of classic Braun industrial designs. That portable music listening device looks oddly familiar  (gizmodo.com) (33)


Sun April 01, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary Tracking for cops is big business for cellphone companies. A menu of "surveillance fees" is marketed to cops that determine a suspect's location, trace phone calls and texts and provide other classified services  (nytimes.com) (63)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Salon) Silly "What Game of Thrones can teach us about fatherhood." That's like getting marital advice from Curb Your Enthusiasm or career advice from Extras  (salon.com) (124)
(MLive.com) Asinine Ah, the Teamsters. Always standing up for the little guy, calling strikes to battle big, greedy corporations like...the American Red Cross Blood Services?  (mlive.com) (30)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Business News Daily) Interesting These days, analog writing sticks are #2 to digital devices  (businessnewsdaily.com) (24)


Wed March 28, 2012
(WJW) Dumbass Ohio Senate bill would ban landline telephones, ending home burglar alarm services, dependable emergency communications. Of course, wireless companies are all for it  (fox8.com) (232)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Zombie Reagan burn: "I just can't bring myself to vote for that kid, I knew what he was like when I had his dad as my vice president, and I couldn't allow for a man like that to lead the nation"  (freewoodpost.com) (122)
(Daily Mail) Hero High-class Spanish hookers refuse to service bankers until they open up lines of credit to cash-strapped families. Viva el capitalismo  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(Short List) Hero "Hello, 911? Yes, this is dog." - Basset hound saves own life by ringing emergency services  (shortlist.com) (125)


Mon March 26, 2012
(CBC) Cool Ontario's Court of Appeal rules that it is unconstitutional for Canada to criminalize pimping and brothels, so long as their services are provided in both English and French  (cbc.ca) (95)
(WRCB-TV) Amusing Latest anti-immigrant bill in Georgia would make it illegal for them to get (gasp) sewer services. Yeah, that'll teach 'em to sneak across the damn border  (wrcbtv.com) (150)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Church discovers a way to make services more exciting: Add mimes  (vindy.com) (80)


Thu March 22, 2012
(NBCWashington) Cool Caught on Tape: Secret Service helps family of terrorist ducks break into White House grounds  (nbcwashington.com) (86)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Some Meteorologist) Dumbass Iowan's advice to ride out a tornado: a) Stay low to the ground, b) Get to the shelter, c) Drop a bomb on it  (messengernews.net) (47)
(Smh.com.au) PSA If you own an Android device and have yet to root it, two things. 1. WTF? 2. You'll get a 70% increase in battery life by getting rid of Google tracking and ads  (smh.com.au) (152)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup After the insurance regulators comes calling, atheist behind the post-Rapture pet care service admits it was all a hoax  (washingtonpost.com) (126)
(GQ) Obvious Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever  (gq.com) (150)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Ars Technica) Spiffy FAA to revisit its rules on personal electronic devices in flight  (arstechnica.com) (107)
(Some Guy) Hero Sen. Scott Brown on Santorum Secret Service: "It's the first time he's actually ever used protection"  (mega949.com) (91)
(Some Guy) Weird Drunk robber with no pants throws vice grips at homeowners. Then it gets weird  (wmur.com) (18)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious We are Romney. Lower your expectations and surrender your votes. We will add your political distinctiveness to our own. Your Tea Party will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile  (chicagotribune.com) (35)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Politico) Spiffy Not everyone is abandoning Rush. Meet his newest national sponsor: Elmer's window cleaning service from Lenor City, Tennessee. "For a small business guy the ads on Rush right now are not that expensive"  (politico.com) (142)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing Since VA lawmakers are keen about telling women how to handle their lady parts, women have flocked to Facebook to ask them for health advice and reproductive opinions  (dailykos.com) (131)
(UPI) Stupid Good customer service: Radio Shack receipt with your name and address spelled carefully and correctly. Bad customer service: Radio Shack receipt with "ugly itch, ghettohood, usa, tattoville, Maryland"  (upi.com) (41)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Washington Times) Stupid Germany proposes tax on Fark and other news aggregators for linking to stories. Also considering tax on stock tips, fashion advice, and plans to sue Rwanda for patent infringement on death camps  (washingtontimes.com) (57)
(JSOnline) Scary "Device aims to stop incontinence"--judging from the picture, it just might work  (jsonline.com) (55)
(Mental Floss) Sappy 11 of the best customer service stories that will make you realize how angry and petty the Consumerist really is  (mentalfloss.com) (30)


Mon March 12, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Rmoney doesn't need Medicare; if he sticks to manufacturer's scheduled service, he's under warranty till 2015  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (92)
(Scotsman) Cool Scientists develop mobile device app that can translate sign language, will learn that NYC cabbies have 27 different ways to say "f*ck you"  (scotsman.com) (6)
(Daily Mail) Scary Squirrel learns to operate humans-only device. This cannot end well  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Asbury Park Press) Obvious You might be embellishing your Vietnam war record if the "Medal of Valor" you received came from a hunting club in Tucson and all your service details are "classified" because you were a spy  (app.com) (104)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Reuters) Scary Demand for 'Survival Services' from the poor rises in U.S. cities. More cake?  (reuters.com) (39)
(Daily Mail) Interesting A former U.S. Secret Service agent to the Clinton's claims Hillary never said 'thank you' to agents. Calls her aloof and the rest of the family arrogant  (dailymail.co.uk) (177)


Thu March 08, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious Fight attendants say electronic devices are now the number one cause of unruly behavior by passengers who can't understand how they can flummox a 747-8 Intercontinental with something they bought at Radio Shack  (nypost.com) (379)
(Washington Post) Interesting Not surprising: "Game Change," HBO's new movie about Sarah Palin's run as vice president, is excellent. Surprising: And it might make you even feel a little sorry for Sarah Palin, too  (washingtonpost.com) (119)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Big 1059) Dumbass "If elected Mayor, I promise to continue firebombing cement trucks, sitting on a ledge at the office of the U.S. Forrest Service, and committing domestic violence"  (big1059.com) (38)
(CBC) Strange Man asks for friends' advice on Facebook to deal with a) cranky neighbors, b) crazy girlfriend, or c) ongoing armed standoff with police  (cbc.ca) (32)


Mon March 05, 2012
(bad advice thread) Advice When I was a Sr in HS, my Uncle told me to carry a balance on my CC, as it built credit. I earned over $15K in debt in the first 2 years of college, took me forever to pay off. Tell us about poor advice received that you acted on  (fork.com) (416)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Boing Boing) Scary Proposed US law bans protesting near anyone who rates a Secret Service detail, even if you don't know where he is, or if it is even there  (boingboing.net) (140)


Sat March 03, 2012
(BBC) Asinine In other recession news, people will pay $$$ to have their dog's hair dyed, as the cost of "pet services" passes $50 billion in the US. Your dog wants filet mignon with a side of caviar and a Remy Martin VSOP  (bbc.co.uk) (78)
(TechnologyReview) Interesting Samsung develops new system for mobile devices to detect when you're angry by measuring sudden increases in muscle mass, how green your skin is  (technologyreview.com) (11)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Vacationlanders) Cool "No power. No services. No Internet. No law." The Unorganized Territories of Maine, c. 2015-2016  (vacationlanders.com) (89)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Would-be Obama assassin tweets his prediction that he will not be arrested. Secret Service: Challenge accepted  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (110)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Netflix CEO says the service will become more and more like a cable channel. They've already gotten off to a great start by alienating most of their customers  (hollywoodreporter.com) (53)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Big 1059) Dumbass Homeless Tip: make sure the car you attempt to steal doesn't belong to Secret Service  (big1059.com) (45)
(MSNBC) Hero U.S. military identifies the remains of the last American service member unaccounted for in Iraq. Welcome home, son  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (81)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Dumbass Man unzips pants, exposes genitals at tax service office. Witnesses say it was a short form  (courant.com) (18)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Wall Street Journal) PSA If you have a GPS tracking device on your car courtesy of the FBI, it has now been turned off  (blogs.wsj.com) (81)


Thu February 23, 2012
(msnbc) Hero Oscar Robertson, who once averaged a triple-double for an entire season, has some words of advice for Dwight Howard: "Keep your mouth shut and play basketball"   (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com) (37)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Marco Rubio: "Yo soy un Mormon, y quiero ser Vice Presidente"  (tampabay.com) (39)
(The New York Times) Unlikely Airline to set up matchmaking service to find the perfect person to sit next to you on the flight. A hot 19-year-old coed aching to join the mile-high club for me, thanks  (nytimes.com) (17)
(BBC) Unlikely 4G mobile service will be really great - unless you're in the UK, where it might also interfere with your television reception and make the penguin on top explode  (bbc.co.uk) (18)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Republicans realize that it's an election year and back down on their plan to shove medical devices up women   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (87)
(Yahoo) Interesting The Supreme Court is hearing arguments on the constitutionality of the Stolen Valor act, which makes it a crime to falsely claim military service. Subby should be given a greenlight in honor of his service in Vietnam, Iraq, and the Eugenics War  (news.yahoo.com) (122)
(NPR) Obvious GOP: Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?  (npr.org) (36)


Tue February 21, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing Santorum: "Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using the great vices of pride, vanity and sensuality". Aw, hell, subby's a fan of all seven  (blog.seattlepi.com) (279)
(Some Guy) Florida Pastor registers as a sex offender after pleading guilty to lewd conduct with underage girls from congregation. To ensure this problem won't happen again, church bans kids from attending services  (news4jax.com) (96)


Mon February 20, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting New device can turn hand gestures into a song, will soon be sued by Cee-Lo Green for plagiarism  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com) (9)
(Some Guy) Scary The US has four major intel services: The CIA which monitors foreign activity, The FBI which monitors domestic threats, the NSA which handles electronic surveillance and the NYPD which seems to be able to do whatever the hell it wants  (kens5.com) (82)


Sat February 18, 2012
(CNN) Interesting The US Postal Service wants to raise the price of stamps to 50 cents so they can pay for all the extra buggy whips needed for speedy mail delivery  (money.cnn.com) (208)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Business News Daily) Amusing Business advice from one of the most successful businessmen out there: Al Capone  (businessnewsdaily.com) (14)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Jalopnik) Hero College student launches $5 walk-of-shame shuttle service, including bottled water, discount coupon for Plan B, and complimentary high-five from nonjudgmental driver. With pic (scroll down). You be the judge  (jalopnik.com) (161)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Star Gazette) Amusing Bad: Getting busted. Worse: Performing community service. Fark: Getting more time added onto your sentence for affixing a sex toy to the County van  (stargazette.com) (31)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Not news: GOP tries to get amendment into bipartisan highway bill. Awjeeznotthisshiatagain: Allowing all employers to deny paying for birth control related health services   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (620)
(Network World) Obvious Planning a stunt marriage proposal today? Well, the wife of Slashdot's founder, who received one 10 years ago today, has some advice for you  (networkworld.com) (71)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Daily Mail) Florida "Mr Zambrana went into a closet to show Miss Kelley's boyfriend, the Reuger 9mm weapon after morning services." If you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happened next  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious The National Park Service announced its plans to remove and change the inscription on the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial. Obviously some people have a problem with this  (ajc.com) (131)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Man arrested for writing 'bomb' on some toilet paper. "His family says the word 'bomb' is often used by Hadley in reference to a bodily function and not an explosive device"  (wlox.com) (80)
(CBC) Asinine Mo-om, the Vice-Chair of the Senate Banking Committee is sitting too close to meeee  (cbc.ca) (29)
(Contact Music) Interesting Demi Moore Seeking Spiritual Advice from Michael Jackson's guru  (contactmusic.com) (11)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing  (washingtonpost.com) (45)
(News.com.au) Interesting Tribler to RIAA and MPAA: "Put this in your pipe and smoke it" The only way to disrupt this file-sharing service, is to shut down the internet  (news.com.au) (30)


Tue February 07, 2012
(SILive) Asinine Mom is suing New York City and Child Services for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS  (silive.com) (79)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Reuters) Unlikely Imagine the airport of the future: There are self-service bag drops, but no check-in desks. Your passage is seamless, punctuated only by periodic fondling of your junk by eager TSA staffers  (reuters.com) (42)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Airlines say passenger demand grew 6% in 2011 ... 2% wanted lower fares, 2% wanted fewer delays, 2% wanted better service  (businessweek.com) (15)
(Wait, what?) Scary Advice: If you are Muslim, or even have a Muslim sounding name, don't text your co-workers and tell them to "Blow away" the competition. Fark: Especially if you are in Quebec  (thechronicleherald.ca) (54)
(AZCentral) Hero How do you say, "Thank you for your service, sergeant. May you rest in peace," in Navajo?  (azcentral.com) (90)


Thu February 02, 2012
(News.com.au) Fail Facebook will soon offer a "Premium Subscription Service" that will offer you more, and better ads. Now who wouldn't want that?  (news.com.au) (73)
(Some Guy) Interesting Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice  (thespectrum.com) (204)
(Middletown CT Patch) Amusing Truly full-service truck company offers to 'dump bodies'?  (patch.com) (10)


Wed February 01, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Because "Mittens" Romney now has real gloves in the fight, the Secret Service is giving him protection  (abcnews.go.com) (135)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Forbes) Interesting The Chinese are finally taking Glenn Beck's advice...which may or may not be right for you. But you owe it to yourself to check it out  (forbes.com) (105)


Mon January 30, 2012
(IOL) Interesting Muslim preacher arrested in Kenya, Secret Service plans rescue mission  (iol.co.za) (33)


Sun January 29, 2012
(MetroWest Daily News) Fail Boston to boost the attractiveness of public transportation by raising prices 40% and eliminating night and weekend service  (metrowestdailynews.com) (146)

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