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28 headlines found matching 'urine'
Tue July 26, 2016
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
A suggestion for you disgruntled cleaning contractors inclined to express your grievances by hiding fecal matter in the ceiling of the office you're cleaning: when doing so, including your utility bill in the mix is a bit of a giveaway
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Firefighters evacuate apartment complex due to a strange odor caused by boiling liquid. Was it A) meth B) hash oil C) urine
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
BLM, the Klan, and Westboro throw urine at each other outside the RNC. So many things wrong with this. Number 1:
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Balding? You can get your youthful hairline back with cow urine, onion juice, bull sperm, Tabasco, and yeast infection cream
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter what you do for a living, chances are today you didn't dress up in a black-and-white panda suit spritzed in panda urine in hopes of successfully introducing captive-bred panda cubs back into the wild
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Want to improve your memory? Try cinnamon. Buns optional
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Tue July 12, 2016
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
A Chihuahua is crazy enough without meth
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The Tour de France became momentarily diverting today when leader Chris Froome punched the shiat out of a fan
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Thu July 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest thing killing you? Your bed. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley turns hose on woman who peed in front of her Hampton's home. Classy move
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Know who is piloting the Juno spacecraft now orbiting Jupiter? That's right, three special Lego figurines are
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Don't do drugs. Doing drugs can lead to an arrest. An arrest can lead to refusing a drug test. Refusing a drug test can lead to a warrant being issued. A warrant can lead to being strapped down to a bed and having a catheter shoved up your OUCH
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Officers declined to release the suspect, who then apparently relieved himself in the back of the car"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
What was it like to live in the Soviet Union? For some, it was living in a self-sufficient, independent country full of urine-smelling babushkas
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
You know, back in my day, boys could mess with lighters at playgrounds without setting metal jungle gyms, swings, see-saws on fire
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
You know how the old saying goes: It's better to be pissed off than to have to drink your professor's urine for extra credit
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Shroud of Urine discovered at local gym
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC announces the long-feared discovery of a bacterium that is resistant to all antibiotics. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was found in a lady's urine in Pennsylvania
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wait a minute, they are making figurines based on the The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game from 1989? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY QUARTERS
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout (probably) robs a home run on Mike Trout-robbing-a-home-run figurine night. Life imitating art that's imitating life
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Fri May 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Public pools and hot tubs are just giant soupbowls of bacteria, disease, and urine
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Thu May 05, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
Teen lives the dream by going wwweeeeeee over crowded Downtown Vegas. Yes, that kind of 'wee': "we thought it was some sort of water, maybe some drinks or beer"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Introducing the street drug W-18, 10,000 times more powerful than morphine. This should end well for Florida
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Thu April 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You have been "randomly" selected by the NFL drug testing program to complete a urine test today. Randomly
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Tue April 19, 2016
(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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Thu April 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nice ranch-style home for sale and the price may be negotiable due to the cat urine, drug paraphernalia and the squatter that police won't evict
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz:"I love the smell of New York"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Colombian solider who went missing during jungle exercises found alive after spending 23 days on the Bear Grylls diet plan
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