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Headlines matching 'unemployment'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(MSNBC) Cool Jobless claims fall to a four-year low on news that Obama will soon begin pelting the unemployed with marshmallows   (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (177)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC San Diego) Dumbass Sports-talk host refers to ex-WNBA player as a 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a woman. "I cannot confirm for you that she has been a woman her entire life." Unemploymentarity ensues  (nbcsandiego.com) (56)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com) (52)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Courier-Journal) Dumbass You're a college basketball legend whose term in a statewide elected office just ended, do you (c) file for unemployment?  (courier-journal.com) (52)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious The Windy City blows for employment  (chicagotribune.com) (8)
(Bloomberg) Fail The unemployment in Spain falls mainly on the plain  (bloomberg.com) (2)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Doing 90 in a school zone while you're stoned and naked? You can forget about that job at Bank of America  (palicense.blogspot.com) (25)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Jobs for All: Alabama's unemployment rate continues to drop after state-wide enforcement of a new immigration law  (dailycaller.com) (257)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Miami New Times) Florida Man takes mug shot completely covered in white powder. This is why you don't let your unemployed second cousin guard the stash  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (46)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Unemployed geology major suing British government for making her serve two-week retail internship to keep her benefits, says stacking shelves is a violation of her special snowflake rights  (dailymail.co.uk) (381)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting The answer to rising unemployment: 20 hour work weeks  (guardian.co.uk) (145)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Rick Santorum between huffs of bug spray: unemployment has been dropping because of "optimism that Republicans will take the White House"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (117)
(CNN) Cool 200,000 jobs added in December. Unemployment rate drops to 8.5%, which is the lowest level since February 2009. Those abortion bills are finally paying off  (money.cnn.com) (113)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious 45% of the people that voted for the really cool awesome dude are unemployed  (hapblog.com) (291)


Fri December 30, 2011
(France24) Sad Kim Jong-Il's death not only marks end of a brutal tyrant, but unemployment for his double  (france24.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CBS New York) Stupid Old and busted: Romney calling himself unemployed. New hotness: Newt Gingrich calling himself middle class. With bonus ironic pot-shot at Bloomberg  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (60)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Average American household spent $4,155 filling up their vehicles in 2011. As expected, most trips were back and forth to the unemployment office  (chicagotribune.com) (45)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Most Americans think Obama doesn't deserve second term. "Unemployment wasn't the change we were hoping for"  (king5.com) (159)


Thu December 15, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Interesting The real dirty little secret is that the economy is actually doing okay  (thedailybeast.com) (184)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Is the government lying to us about the economy? Unemployment is down (because people stopped looking for work) and consumer spending is slightly off (because people are living out of their cars)  (marketwatch.com) (71)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Media Matters) Fail At the FoxNews graphics department, geography is HARD  (mediamatters.org) (94)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obamacare Mandate has thrown more than 100,000 health insurance agents and brokers under the bus and given them the gift of an unemployment line just before the holidays  (news.yahoo.com) (680)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail Problem: half the unemployed can't pass a drug test. GOP solution: drug test the unemployed  (huffingtonpost.com) (299)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Celebslam) Interesting With unemployment at 8.6% and the economy in the tank, it's time to focus on what's really important: Rachel Bilson and Miranda Kerr wore the same dress to different events  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (35)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting The representatives of the people are annoyed that the people they represent are actually showing up and demanding representation. Without a suitcase full of money even. Of all the nerve  (voanews.com) (315)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Boortz) Obvious A lesson in political reporting. 2004: A 5.7% unemployment rate with 300,000 people leaving the workplace equals "Lost Hope." 2011: An 8.6% unemployment rate with 315,000 people leaving the workplace equals "Raising Hopes"  (boortz.com) (110)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fox News) News November unemployment rate dips to 8.6%, the lowest since 2009  (foxnews.com) (332)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Reuters) Fail "Happy Feet Two" studio sends 1200 soles to unemployment line  (reuters.com) (29)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary You forgot Poland has nearly 12% unemployment  (finance.yahoo.com) (30)


Thu November 24, 2011
(11 Alive) Asinine Company's actual policy: 'We are not hiring until Obama is gone'. Thanks 'Company America' for helping out with the unemployment situation  (11alive.com) (564)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Yahoo) Unlikely Fed testing to see if banks can withstand 13 percent unemployment and an 8% drop in GDP. This is only a test  (finance.yahoo.com) (42)


Tue November 22, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Six months after Alabama passes its controversial immigration bill its unemployment rate drops a half of a percentage point, the biggest decline among states  (usatoday.com) (79)


Thu November 17, 2011
(My Fox DC) Asinine In the name of fighting social and economic inequality, high unemployment, greed, corruption, and undue influence of corporations - Occupy DC is going to F up your commute to work this morning  (myfoxdc.com) (214)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Think Progress) Asinine States converting unemployment checks to BoA prepaid cards, who charges $5 fee per use  (thinkprogress.org) (402)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Washington Post) Followup The U.S. trade deficit narrows to lowest point of year at $43.1 billion with record exports of American autos, heavy machinery, jobs  (washingtonpost.com) (21)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting 11 least employable majors. Psychology: check. Library Science: check. Computer Administration Management: wait, what?  (huffingtonpost.com) (160)
(Bloomberg) Unlikely World dodges economic slump. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUOYYYYY  (bloomberg.com) (8)


Sun November 06, 2011
(SeattlePI) Fail America's employment situation is so bad that most people on unemployment aren't collecting benefits anymore. Which means technically they aren't unemployed. Success  (seattlepi.com) (80)


Fri November 04, 2011
(The Raw Story) Stupid Unemployment's down to 9%, so Congress was finally able to focus on passing the important stuff like the America's Cup Act  (rawstory.com) (57)
(The New York Times) Misc Yay: Unemployment rate dropped in October. Meh: to 9.0%  (nytimes.com) (168)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Reuters) Sad The Federal Reserve slashes its forecast for economic growth, raises projections for unemployment, and says Europe's debt crisis will probably wreck the U.S. economy. In uplifting economic news: *crickets*  (reuters.com) (37)


Sun October 30, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Get your freak on.... to the unemployment line  (nydailynews.com) (43)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Groupon offers 10% of its sales staff a free trip to the unemployment line  (chicagotribune.com) (37)


Thu October 20, 2011
(MSNBC) Obvious Fewer Americans are filing for unemployment benefits, probably because most of them are already jobless  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (175)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sick GOP debate crowds: Applauding the execution of an innocent man? Old news. Cheering the death of an uninsured person? Meh. Booing a gay soldier? So last week. Blaming the unemployed? The new hotness  (huffingtonpost.com) (162)

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