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9 headlines found matching 'two weeks'
Tue May 16, 2017
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Two weeks ago I power washed my senior neighbor's sidewalk because his health has declined. Today he mowed my lawn to repay me because he was feeling "motivated." I just let him go to it even though I pay a lawn kid. His health must be up this month
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for college students: Don't leave your clothes outside for two weeks because you're too lazy to do your laundry at your dorm, birds will make a nest inside your pants
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump looks back on his excellent 13 weeks in office two weeks early
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Tenants arrested after killing their landlord and living with the body for two weeks. Guess they're not getting their security deposit back
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dam evacuees may not return home for f*cking two weeks. Shiat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey look at this article from two weeks ago about how Steve Bannon has been trying to usurp Gen. Michael Flynn's national security portfolio and bring the NSC under political control. I wonder if that's related to anything else in the news
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Fri February 03, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You have to give credit where credit is due: Trump has certainly gotten people re-engaged in the civic process again. Senate Switchboard has been receiving an average of 1.5 MILLION calls a day from angry constituents in the last two weeks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Trump's first two weeks have seemed especially chaotic and aimless, it may be because his "Chief Strategist" is relying on some fortune cookie-level BS he read in a translation of a bronze-age book that he considers divine wisdom
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Tue January 31, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will end up in the WWE Title match in two weeks at Elimination Chamber? What wacky hijinks will James Ellsworth and Carmella be up to this week? Will creative remember American Alpha? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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