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218 headlines found matching 'twi'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Because American junk food needs to explore new frontiers, Hostess adds White Fudge Ding Dongs and Peanut Butter Ho Hos to nationwide lineup. There is no Twinkie defense
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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Whenever the Twitterer-In-Chief goes unhinged online, one has learned to look at what he's trying to distract us from. Well, how about completely screwing over the middle class? Yep...that'll work
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian religious figure announces his intent to institute massive, systemic religious oppression. Meanwhile, Trump is busy losing a twitter slap fight to the NFL
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Have you been getting the feeling lately that a certain politician's Twitter feed has been getting a bit repetitive? Well, you aren't alone. Someone desperately needs some new material
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Mueller start dropping bombs? Will Donnie Two Scoops start dropping bombs? Will Facebook and Twitter drop the ads that swung the election? THIS is the Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation Friday news dump thread (~5pm news dump)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Russia weaponized a bunch of twits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since the CBO won't have time to score the healthcare bill, Advocacy groups are doing it for them. AARP study finds that seniors making more than $25k/year will pay, on average, $16,174 more for health insurance. For Alaskans, it'll be twice that
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones spin-offs will not include Dunk & Egg. "It would feel too much like a twice-told tale." They just don't do that kind of thing more than 5 years in a row
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends 300,000 accounts for terrorist content. But not that one
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
A new year, a new group of dumbass fans confuse Giants WR Brandon Marshall with Broncos LB Brandon Marshall. Difficulty: LB's Twitter handle has his number in it
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Come for an update on the now 27-year-old Hensel twins, stay for the completely unfounded speculation about their sex life. And by that we mean, abdicating facts to assume they skip guys for mutual incestuous conjoined lesbian masturbation (SFW)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NY Times WH reporter to delete every Twitter account in existence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A fantastic Twitter thread on how LotR is really just a history of the Hobbit's pipe-weed trafficking organization Kingpinned by Bilbo and then Frodo. (And no matter how much you hate Twitter, it's still worth the read)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If Hurricane Maria hits the Virgin Islands it will be the first time in history a major hurricane has hit the region twice in a season but hey, climate change is a hoax because a Senator made a snowball once
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We should all be terrified of "Twitter Man VS Rocket Man"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Elvira turns 66 today. Link goes to her twitter, which is full of "Yes you farking would in a heartbeat" pics
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The reason Twitter will never EVER get rid of the Trump twit? Analyst estimates he's worth $2 billion to them
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter hits peak depression and arrogance as Morrissey officially joins the social network. But be forewarned; the more you ignore him, the closer he gets
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nazi version of Twitter sues Google for not tolerating their intolerance
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump responds to the London terror attack on Twitter, calling for a tougher travel ban. Because there's no time like a fresh terror attack to fulfill your own racist needs
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man uses chainsaw to help wife in labor; ends up delivering twins
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"All My Children" star Mark LaMura dies at age 68. He leaves behind a wife, daughter, three mistresses, seven illegitimate children and an evil twin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian Twitter bots using surprisingly effective new strategy: They retweet tweets that criticize Russia, the Kremlin and Trump, in order to get the user banned for using bots to increase their views
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Tue September 12, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Land once on the Interstate, shame on me. Land twice on the Interstate, shame on this *#^&%$#@ airplane
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hairdresser's Twitter post about how to tell a wife from a lover just by her hair leaves men baffled
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Sun September 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ice cream served with a M. Night Shyamalan twist
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Fri September 08, 2017
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner proves that the second amendment is twice as cool as the first
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Outkick the Coverage)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett is lying. But Twitter demanded a hero be crowned, and that hero was Michael Bennett
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Feds give security clearances to rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswogglers, etc.
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The evidence continues to mount in the Twitter ghost story
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Completely unaware of current hotly debated policy issues? Check. Racist reactionary? Check. Twice removed from a state supreme court due to ethics issues? Check. Alabama, get ready to vote for your next U.S. Senator
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
How did the press get turned against antifa less than a month after Neo-Nazis killed someone? Here come the alt-right, the Russian Twitterbots, and the (behavioral) science
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One last time, Twin Peaks leaves viewers screaming and wondering what year it is anyway (spoilers)
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Sun September 03, 2017
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Will tonight be the last call call at the Bang Bang Bar, or will the Roadhouse go on forever? How IS Annie? Join us for the epic finale of Twin Peaks: The Return, 8 PM ET Showtime
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
MIT's new 'socially aware' robot can move swiftly through crowds, post about how woke it is on twitter
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends @bourdainbooks, Anthony Bourdain's publishing handle, for excessive profanity. Neo-Nazis don't trigger their filter, but books titled "Adios Motherfarker" do
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Sat September 02, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Same old: Cops seize dope dealer's car through asset forfeiture. New Twist: Cops seize car owned by dope dealer's dad through asset forfeiture
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Thu August 31, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Joel Osteen would like you "Twitter Haters" to know that his megachurch was never closed despite hundreds of eye witness accounts to the contrary
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Author of 'The Handmaid's Tale' Margaret Atwood getting into Twitter fight with her condo neighbours, praise be
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 2017 VMAs were the least-watched in the show's history; well, people were more interested in watching more exciting things like Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Simpsons reruns, and paint drying
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sure, it took 2 days of massive, coordinated public shaming on Facebook and Twitter, but Joel Osteen finally opened the doors of his church to Houston refugees
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twin Peaks: Finally (spoilers)
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: A brown-haired man flies from Gatwick to Berlin. News: Using the wrong passport. Fark: The passport belonged to his blonde-haired girlfriend
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(Some Arm)
 
 
 
Dougie Jones and his zombie self try to establish doppelganger supremacy over the living. Will Lucy and Deputy Andy convince Truman of the threat? Will the Fireman fight the two mountains? It's your Twin Peaks discussion thread, 8pm ET on Showtime
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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Sat August 26, 2017
(BGR)
 
 
 
The birth of the $1,000 smartphone and how we got to the point where our phones cost twice as much as our computers
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you want to understand what's going on in Twin Peaks, try listening to it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter downgraded, approaching junk status. Thanks, Donnie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede is revisionist civil war history twice a night and three times on weekends
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not news: White guy punches black guy on camera at Orange County anti-immigration rally. News: White guy is Antifa, black guy a Trump supporter. Fark: White guy says on Twitter "arrest me, LMFAO." And since you're reading about it here...
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump morning twitshiat: F*ck all y'all. I'm burning this motherf*cker to the ground. Get bent, Mitch
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Wed August 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A man who can't even be trusted with a Twitter account could annihilate humanity in under 4 minutes. Sleep well
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Former CIA operative Valerie Plame has started a GoFundMe account to raise a billion dollars, buy a controlling stake in Twitter and ban President Trump. At the current fundraising effort, we will be through at least 45 more presidents by then
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When even the CEO of Goldman Sachs is trolling the President of the United States on Twitter, you're truly boned
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest salvo to be fired in the #War to #FireMcMaster is being fired by thousands of Russian twitter bots. But there was no collusion. No collusion. Alexander Hamilton's Federalist Paper 68's the collusion
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter account collects every leak about WH staff treating Trump like a toddler, for your reading pleasure/horror
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The LLWS is a long-standing tradition of youth baseball. However, in the age of Twitter, some adults have decided it's appropriate to tease a 12 year old over his weight
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In an ironic twist, the country where everything can kill you has developed a cure for something that kills Americans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Post analyst Phil Bump created a Twitter bot that shows you what Donald Trump's Twitter feed, based on who Trump follows, looks like. It's exactly as bad as you think
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump is angry that Lindsey Graham put him in his place, so he took to Twitter early this morning to snap, "Publicity seeking Lindsey Graham...just can't forget his election trouncing"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the target for Orange Twitler's rage this morning is...*SPINS WHEEL*...Lindsey Graham. Well I do declare
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Wed August 16, 2017
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
The arm-wresting scene from Twin Peaks absolutely rules (w/ video)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Lionsgate licenses properties including "The Hunger Games" and "Twilight" for a South Korean theme park, no word yet if you'll be able to hunt Twihards for sport
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Tue August 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anti-Nazi Twitter sleuths try to ruin wrong man's life
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wooo boy Rick, that Donald Trump sure fired off a lot of Twitter fury this morning, huh? Shut up Morty, there are infinite USAs out there, let's go find one for a while
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok, tell the truth farkers, how many of you wake up b/w 3-6am for no reason and automatically find yourself checking Twitter? Bonus: You do this while you're still asleep?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A guy who promoted the Pizzagate and Seth Rich hoaxes is atop the twitter feed of the President of the United States right now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you had "today" for how long it would take Trump to take to Twitter and undo his Charlottesville remarks, step up and claim your prize
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian deputy PM could lose his seat because of dual citizenship, contravening Oz constitution. Bonus: this is the guy who wanted Johnny Depp's dogs Pistol and Boo euthanised as unwanted foreign pests. Twitter waits for Depp's reaction
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump found his Twitter password. One of his first tweets since Saturday was about the Charlottesville rally. Just kidding. It was about obstructionist Democrats
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Charlottesville white supremacist marcher gets ID'd on Twitter and loses job at hot dog restaurant
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gordon Cole drinks wine while cuddling with a beautiful woman, Dougie Jones repeats the last word someone says while staring blankly into space, and every plotline is resolved neatly on tonight's episode of Twin Peaks. The fun begins at 8pm ET on Showtime
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pizzeria puts "P&G" on pizza box to denote plain and garlic twist. Cop insists it says "PIG" and was meant for her, even though it wasn't even her order. Hilarity does not ensue
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight dives into self-publishing and runs into the "who's best pony" problem. Will she publish her ish on time? Will there be enough egoboo to go around? Find out on My Little Pony - Fame and Misfortune Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man dies in elevator after twice pushing emergency button and getting no response. Investigators say something smells fishy. Well, not exactly 'fishy,' but it doesn't smell good
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pharrell got stuck in the elevator and then his song Happy played and then the theme to the Twilight Zone played. And that was the last time anyone ever saw Pharrell until 30 minutes later when the elevator was fixed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good morning everyone, let's check Trump's Twitter feed... Yup, we're all gonna die
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Vegetarians are twice as likely to be depressed as normal people
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember your crush on Rob Pattinson in 'Twilight'? Well, forget that -- and now watch him as a dirty, manic, funny, desperately bad bank robber in 'Good Time'
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump takes break from starting WWIII to share Twitter poll suggesting he was a "better President" than Barack Obama
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Wed August 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL legends Matt Leinart and Brady Quinn got into Twitter beef last night over the 2005 USC/Notre Dame game, where Reggie Bush infamously pushed Leinart over the goal line for the game winning TD, aka "the Bush Push"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump sets his Twitter sights on Yertle
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Twilight Cinematic Universe will soon expand until it reaches heat death
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
A 71-year-old man was outraged that a military general was needed to control his Twitter rants
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, how big is the team inside Twitter that manages Trump's account and everything related to it?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Russian Twitter Troll campaign has started turning on the Republicans. Maybe now they'll see that this has been an attack on America all along?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(LAist)
 
 
 
Twitter accounts for 2 largest transit agencies in California now dueling marijuana poetry. Just wait til @FurthurBusAT50 gets involved
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man serves Twitter a dose of its own medicine. That'll teach ya Twitter, ya rat bastards. Thank God they are incapable of using cleanup materials
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested twice in 3 days for drunk driving. Since this happened in Wisconsin, she will soon be presented with an award in court
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun be the Last Hoss Standing? What's Ambrose's real motives with Rollins? Can Balor outwit Bray Wyatt's mindgames? Give Bayley a hug, then tune into WWE Raw (8pm EDT, USA)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago would really like to hire Real Americans, just as long as they pay attention to a postage stamp-sized want ad that only ran twice, buried in the back of Palm Beach Post, and submit their applications by facsimile machine or ye olde post
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The whole key to Twin Peaks: The Return is a scene from the first episode that you don't even remember. The confusion continues tonight at 8 PM ET on Showtime
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm Eric: "I'm being censored." Rest of Twitter: "You're an idiot." I'm Eric: "I'm Eric"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter feed has gone strangely positive this week
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's girlfriend Nessa decides to help his job search by C) comparing the Ravens owner to the slave owner in Django on Twitter
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Christians are nearly twice as likely to think people are poor because they don't work hard enough. You don't think Jesus just had heaven and earth handed to him by his dad, do you?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those that identify as Christians are more than twice as likely to blame poverty on a lack of effort. Makes sense as Jesus was a poor man with nothing better to do than walk around jawing his gob to individuals of his socioeconomic class
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Wed August 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek embroiled in back-and-forth with US restaurant Denny's on Twitter while pretending to be Diplo. ..................WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren says the stupid vile libtard MSM media twisted her words because of course she likes some parts of Obamacare and when she and other Republicans say "repeal Obamacare," what they really mean is keep most of it. Like, duh
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Inverness Caley Thistle FC launches investigation, after the person running their Twitter account decided to like a PornHub tweet
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Department Twitter account hacked by the Russians. Wait, we're getting reports that the State Department actually said these lies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moochie is following a gay porn star on Twitter for some reason
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Court rules public officials can't block critics on social media. Let Twitter floodgates reopen as Trump has to unban those he can't argue with because they're right and he's wrong
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Fri July 28, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Dull, currently twinned with Boring, Oregon and now with Bland, Tasmania
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My eye won't stop twitching. Am I going to die?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disney Imagineer Marty Sklar dies. Twin brother Jason inconsolable
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the latest failure of a GOP healthcare bill "the President" takes to Twitter and urges the Senate to scrap its filibuster rule that requires 60 votes to pass legislation, and instead require bills to only need, say, just randomly, 48 votes to pass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Despite all Trump's rage, he is still just a Twit in a cage
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter again fails to embiggen its user base, despite a bigly increase in revenue
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why Twitter won't ban Donald Trump. Short answer? $$$
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Wed July 26, 2017
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was given $100,000 check from Trump at today's White House press briefing. Plot twist it was donated to Dept of Ed not for giving Putin a hand job
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson loves his hardcore Twilight fans. Just kidding, he referred to them as "a crap group of crazies" in a recent interview
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It looks like the CIA might be heading into twilight, spreading out their wings, jumping off the track, shoving into overdrive, and heading straight into the danger zone. Riding, if you will, into the danger zone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Expect Sarah Huckabee-Sanders to take some time off to take care of her dad, who definitely just had a stroke on Twitter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama was illegally spying on everybody but hey, the reality TV guy is being mean on Twitter so let's all just stay focused on what really matters here
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The new White House communications director is doing an outstanding job getting Trump to scale back his use of Twitter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hard as it is to believe, Jeff Sessions said to be "totally pissed" at Trump because of his latest Twitterstorm about him. In bad news for Hair Twitler, it's made Sessions more resolved to not resign and to force Trump to fire him if he wants him out
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
From the 'I'll believe it when I see it' dept: Trump's new communications director says the president will 'dial back' his Twitter use
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump *orders* active duty military to call their Congresspersons to demand the passage of TrumpCare. Who needs Russian-led Moldavian Twitter farms when you can just court martial a few Privates for non-compliance?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How Arby's embraced the creator of the parody Twitter account Nihilist Arby's
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's Kyle MacLachlan making a "Twin Peaks" themed bento box on Japanese television
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Man robs doughnut store twice in one week. Truly, there can be no cruller crime
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran: For Twitter is dark, and full of terrors
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Much like his ideological political twin Donald Trump, Rodrigo Duterte can't stop making jokes about sexual assault
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
90,000 sexbots get off Twitter
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Twin Cities' area police have escalated to shooting unarmed blonde yoga instructors
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Will Dougie Jones finally snap out of it? What's the deal with Diane getting texts from Evil Bob Cooper? Is Bobby gonna cry again? Where's Audrey and who is Jerry Horne's foot working for anyway? You better believe it's Twin Peaks Sunday again, 9pm ET on Showtime
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donnie cracked the password again, going on a Twitter tirade before the Sunday morning talk shows, ranting "HillaryClinton can illegally get the questions to the Debate & delete 33,000 emails but my son Don is being scorned by the Fake News Media?"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Don't you fly first class, Princess?': Ann Coulter gets trashed for bratty Twitter meltdown over airline seat
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man asks Twitter if he should take his dog to the vet, but clearly he's just board
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee consumption in Italy is governed by strict set of unofficial rules and customs, so if you visit and order a half-caf no foam soy latteccino with extra cinnamon and a twist of lemon, don't be surprised if they dismiss you with a wanking motion
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Matthew Lillard is more confused than you about the new Twin Peaks, and he's not even sure he's in the show anymore
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In this new America, all citizens can hope for and aspire to the country's highest honor: placement on the "Trump Attacked Me On Twitter" hall of fame
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers are desperately trying to control the flow of information and disinformation, but they can't stop the president himself. "We tell him not to do anything. Then he's on Twitter making it worse"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Twitter finally adds a new $22 million character
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Size of Delaware? Meh. Twice the volume of Lake Erie? One TRILLION tons? Holy crap. What frame of reference gets your attention?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
See, libs? Fake news. Mueller wasn't even investigating Trump Jr and his Russia emails. Er, at least until he incriminated himself on Twitter, and now he totally is investigating that. Still: totally fake up until it wasn't
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seven Twitterers sue Trump for blocking them and their free speech
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Tue July 11, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Turns out "parkour" translates to Twit Racing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Your son has revealed you colluded with an enemy foreign power to win the presidency. Do you: A) Deny the charges and lawyer up. B) Ignore the charges and have him killed. C) Go on Twitter and say you're working hard to bring the Olympics to LA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Twin Peaks's conspiracy time-and-space blog is real, and is straight outta 1997
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Mon July 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by gator in gatored community. She shoulda known it would happen. Subby appreciates using same joke twice in one week
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon, 44, signs with his tenth team, the Minnesota Twins ... adding to his list that includes the Cincinnati Red Stockings, Philadelphia Athletics and St. Louis Browns
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
G-20 meetings showed that the world's learning how to deal with Donald Trump. Step one: Don't feed the Twitter troll. Step two: Be nice to Ivanka
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Amazon to sell its own wines. Because nothing says class like the subtle bouquet coming through the twist-off cap on top of the cardboard container
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
What's the strangest, most unusual book in your personal library? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club heads into the Twilight (Reading) Zone
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I shared my son's hospital bill on Twitter -- then got death threats
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The guilty secret of every ambassador in DC is that the first thing they do in the morning is check the president's Twitter feed." Welp, we're boned
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twitter confounded by cartoon of Trump as one of the two planes from September 11
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
In what is most certainly a coincidence, the same twitter bots that helped Trump during the 2016 election, tried to sink Macron during the French election. Imagine that
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The UK Embassy made a joke on Twitter about being British on 4 July
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Seriously History Channel, one job. One (Twitter link is dead, tweet in question is boobies in the thread)
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Sun July 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So what if Twitter suspended Trump's account for being an asshole?
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(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick Day 1. Today's highlights are Halo: Combat Evolved, Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Prime, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. All donations go to Doctors Without Borders. Livestreaming on Twitch.com. Save the Animals
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter quickly jumps on Trump's branding of his Tweets as "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Beyonce have either went on a trademark binge or they're naming their twins Sir and Rumi
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lewandowski praises the twitter stylings of Donald Trump, for whom the dumbbell trolls
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will WaPo one up the WSJ and drop the story they've been sitting on? Will Trump have an even better Twitter meltdown? Will we have a happy mood going into the weekend? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (5pm shoe drop)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The New York Post gets right to the point about Donald Trump's Twittering
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers explain the BIG TWIST in the 19th season premiere of Big Brother; but, really, can you call doing the same thing but adding one component to it a "twist?" [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I think the White House had a great day," she said without a twinge of irony
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Auntie Em, Auntie Em... IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TWISTER, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TWISTER"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Universal health care failed in California because it cost twice the California budget and those who proposed it didn't have a solution for that cost
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was on his Twitter soapbox early this morning; "Wow, CNN had to retract big story on 'Russia,' with 3 employees forced to resign. What about all the other phony stories they do? FAKE NEWS"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, today at 2pm ET A.D., Twitch will stream 6 days of MST3K. La la la
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
After an uncharacteristic episode that featured "plot progression" and "coherent storytelling," Twin Peaks returns with the weirdest television since 1991
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Some band called The Nine Inch Nails played the Roadhouse on Twin Peaks tonight
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spies analyze Trump's Twitter feed
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Madison was a bad ass, she does something stupid. At least we get Strand and Salazar in this episode, but the undead continue to outwit the living. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The confusion continues as Evil Dale continues his insane quest to do whatever it is he needs to do as Good Dale wanders. What does Laura Palmer's diary have to do with anything? Twin Peaks, 9pm ET on Showtime
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how Nixon would have used Twitter?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will we get an epic news dump? Will we get a high up resignation? Indictments? Retirements? Will Donnie Two Scoops go into a twitshiat of rage? That's totally my band name. THIS is your Friday Trump News Dump scandal/rumor thread. (~6pm ET news dump)
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's British hair twin steps on his Johnson yet again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard hosts a Twitter Q and A about various NBA trade rumors. Guess what happens to him five minutes later
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Beyonce fans don't care if you're a proud Grandpa, don't talk about the birth of her twins unless you want to get stung by the "beyhive"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twin Peaks Part 7 surprises everyone by acting like an episode of Twin Peaks
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Sun June 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So how long until Trump insults London again on Twitter?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Beyonce gives birth to twins, fulfilling one of Nostradamus' lesser-known prophecies. And lo, the earth shall shake, and rain will fall upwards, and the letter K in "knee" shall no longer be silent
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Fri June 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You can't cheat Niagara Falls twice
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland woman woken up after being bitten twice by the surprise copperhead in her bed. Sleep tight
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again, lashing out at the obstruction investigation; "They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Sun may have an evil twin brother named Nemesis
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage claims voter fraud helped Labour as "students voted twice"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctors at CHOP separate conjoined twins
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The 9th circuit's blocking of Trump's travel ban also contained this gem: Every farking word Trump posts on Twitter is a legally binding extension of the President of the United States' consciousness, and should be treated as official statements
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who cracked the Twitter password this morning? Today's gem: "The Fake News Media has never been so wrong or so dirty. Purposely incorrect stories and phony sources to meet their agenda of hate. Sad"
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Random Twitter user: "I can't explain it but seeing Tom Sizemore in Twin Peaks is jarring." Tom Sizemore: "Explain it"
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Dale Cooper keeps wandering around Vegas as nothing seems to be advancing the overall plot. Who is Richard Horne? What the hell is going on in Argentina? The confusion sets in anew tonight on Twin Peaks, 9 pm ET on Showtime
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Sat June 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-Twitter CEO: Meeting with Donald Trump is like drinking a bottle of gin and then waterboarding yourself
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Fri June 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you don't feel like paying your bar tab, faking a medical emergency so an ambulance comes to pick you up at the bar might seem like a good idea. But don't try it twice in one night
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University points out that if Trump blocks people on Twitter, it violates the 1st Amendment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
George and Amal Clooney give birth to twins. Actual quote from their press release: "George is sedated and should recover in a few days"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump says the media criticizes his use of twitter because "They hate" that he can get his "unfiltered message out." which, ironically is why everyone working FOR him, particularly his lawyers, "hate" his Tweets too
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, a Twitter bot that converts the president's tweets into what they are: official statements
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, the travel ban was shot down because you called it a ban on Twitter. Don't do that." Guess what happens next
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Neighbor kills a man trying to drown his twins
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Which Dale Cooper will show up this week? Will we get more of Harry Truman and Gordon Cole? Will there be pie and coffee? Does David Lynch have any clue how to provide resolution? It's your Twin Peaks Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Showtime
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God and the Holy Spirit control Trump's tiny Twittering hand. Also it's actually part of God's plan that Trump knows nothing of the world around him. Oh and: "God's changed the game," Wallnau declared, as he and the audience began speaking in tongues
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Point teacher defends Trump and his "genius" in using typos on twitter
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Fri June 02, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Oh, ouch. Looks like you criticized President Trump on Facebook last year. And twice on Twitter. So, unfortunately, your visa application is denied
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minnesota Twins pull off a triple play against the Angels, just like they did in 1966 when they got their first one in franchise history ... also against the Angels
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest bot-run, fake news source is: A. Reddit; B. Fark; C. Twitter
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An analysis of Trump's linguistic patterns and typos on Twitter shows he is obsessed with two things: Himself and Obama
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
That RC Cola Twitter account that was skewering Trump yesterday? Yeah, that was a parody account and it's been suspended
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bahrain dissolves its last major political opposition group, awaits Twitter praise from Donald Trump
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Wed May 31, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff recalls the time he met with President Trump in March to look at "evidence" of wiretapping. There were some unexpected plot twists, but the ending was unoriginal and clichéd
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
49% of Trump's Twitter followers are fake accounts, including a whopping 80% of his newest followers since January, possibly bought by the Cheeto himself, and possibly because Obama has three times as many followers as him
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Tue May 30, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Amazon shares are now worth twice as much as the people of Walmart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sleep-deprived, angry, and revenge-seeking is no way to go through life, and yet Trump persists, this time going on another 3AM Twitter tirade. Today, his target was Germany and Merkel, saying they are "Very bad for U.S. This will change"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You submitted a better headline from a little maze of twisty passages, all alike
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With the Minnesota Twins off to a great start, Miguel Sano decides it's the perfect time for the ole rubber snake trick
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