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152 headlines found matching 'twi'
Tue August 26, 2014
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(Short List)
 
 
 
HBO and Martin Scorsese making Shutter Island spin-off for TV. The twist with this one is that it might actually be good
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(59)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Google to Twitch: We really want to buy you, but we're concerned about a few thi-- Amazon: MINE
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(81)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Chicago Department of Health uses cool research tool to automatically find dirty restaurants, no longer needs to rely on food-poisoning victims calling a hotline. The tool is called Twitter and the algorithm is open-source
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 150 best episodes of The Simpsons. That's good. The list contains episodes after season eleven. That's bad. But the list is not a slideshow and is all on one page. That's good. You Only Move Twice isn't at #1. That's bad
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(12)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA tried to assassinate Nixon twice, says Nixon aide
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(107)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hostess closes the Chicago bakery that created the Twinkie. The factory had been in business 84 years, or six years short of the recommended Twinkie shelf life
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(35)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: 23-year-old man marries 19-year-old woman. FARK: They look like identical twins (w/pics)
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(222)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Thanks to Facebook, email, Twitter, and other websites, our minds are too distracted to finish most creative tasks, whether it's reading a book, paying attention to our children, working on that novel, or
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(29)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 18 days and two cities, Twins Triple-A team completes a no-hitter
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(6)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Twins catcher Kurt Suzuki: It's two strikes and you're out, right?
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(16)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Now that Twitter has been taken over by bots, it's just a matter of time citizen before your Twitter number is up
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Zelda Williams leaves Instagram and Twitter because of the amount of troll attacks over her father's death
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(201)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snapchat now more popular than Twitter, surging among idiots who don't like to write for an audience that can't read
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(2)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Larry King takes to Twitter to offer his condolences on the passing of "Robert Williams"
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(46)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
So, how did Twins pitcher Trevor May's major league debut go? Don't ask
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(45)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity responds to Twitter trolls with the brilliance and wit you'd expect from a leading conservative pundit. Just kidding, he goes full butthurt teenage girl
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(120)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Michael Bay's ruination of another beloved franchise--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles--is #1 at the box office with $65 million, guaranteeing a sequel. Guardians of the Galaxy is #2 with $43 million, with the Twister remake Into the Storm a distant #3
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(104)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan district attorney's office subpoenas parody Twitter account, refuses to raise white flag
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Twitter can literally drive you crazy
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(26)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's highest-paid sex worker makes twice as much as the prime minister, is a dude (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US town of Boring preparing for twinning festival with British town of Dull. It's not expected to be much of a party
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British police raid pub after pub owner's twin sister mistakenly lights the Grail-shaped beacon
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Into The Storm's box office success may depend on the same part of America that made Twister a success. It ain't California
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(52)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study on twins' hearing helps discover gene that influences hearing ability, their creepy ESP
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(17)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(148)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indiana man wins $1 million lottery twice in three months, hopes to fulfill lifelong dream of getting out of Indiana
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to the video game industry, a day will soon dawn when every game in the universe requires or at least strongly encourages an internet connection - when no victory will be complete without an automatic shout-out on Twitter"
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(103)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Subby consumes twice as many fruits and vegetables as necessary, unless beer only counts as half a fruit, in which case he's right on target
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(16)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
New study indicates that our sister galaxy, Andromeda, is actually twice as massive as the Milky Way, making our galaxy the hot sister
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(58)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The announcement of Sarah Palin's new channel brought out the snark on Twitter, as people came up with their own Palin-ized TV shows. Can you Farkers do any better?
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(649)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angry Twins outfielder Oswaldo Arcia magically turns his bat into firewood (turn up the audio for the full effect)
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(20)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
Thor has a gimpy arm, Hawkeye seems to have borrowed The Hulk's arms in this new poster from The Avengers: Age of a Really Competitive Game of Twister
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(113)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith is unclear how Twitter works (among many other things)
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(43)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
The Rock had a symbiotic twin head on his neck
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(65)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chuck Knoblauch's inductions into the Twins Hall of Fame canceled after he's arrested for beating up his ex-wife. Too bad you didn't play in the NFL, dude
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(39)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Twinkies find a new way to be relevant: just add weed
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(21)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Yankees make 5 errors. Worse: 3 by the pitcher. FARK: Twice throwing to 1st base
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Loving couple finds home for their 22-year-old autistic twin boys (in their basement with no furniture or electricity)
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(58)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here's what the cast of Twin Peaks looks like now (w/ donuts but w/ out Sherilyn Fenn)
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(67)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins. Catch and release becomes catch and deliver (w/video)
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(20)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Steal a school bus once, shame on you. Steal a school bus twice, welcome to Florida
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(8)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)
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(224)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Why Patrick Stewart has become the 'Undisputed King of Twitter'
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(31)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Is North Korea's trigger-happy, rocket-launching hand twitchy because China's top leader is visiting South Korea?
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(17)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Newhart heckling Don Rickles via Twitter. This should be fun
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(41)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Since his retirement from boxing, Riddick Bowe has settled into a new career as a Twitter troll
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(5)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin backs #Apollo45 Twitter campaign to commemorate the moon landing. No word on what happened to Apollo 19 through 44
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(78)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The CIA goes on Twitter and confirms they do not know the whereabouts of Tupac Shakur
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(49)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Lipstick Alley)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby twitter-supporter Holly Fisher posts a lib-trolling picture which backfires when people notice her pose and subject matter seem awfully familiar
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(408)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Co-star of Opie & Anthony radio show fired after misogynist and racist Twitter rant, so I guess it's pretty Sirius
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(217)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Australian hunk lives with smoking hot identical twin sisters and their mum
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(144)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
From the CIA Twitter feed: Remember reports of unusual activity in the skies in the '50s? That was us
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(69)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waitress showing off receipt from Warren Sapp reading "Boys don't tip" sounds like just another internet hoax until Sapp goes on Twitter to defend himself
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(76)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"As a fan, I have to admit to a twinge of awe and even an uncool microsecond of lachrymose emotion at seeing them together again - looking old, as old as the Four Yorkshiremen were supposed to be when they originally did the sketch as young men"
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(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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(29)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
News: Man calls 911 twice to report location of fleeing criminal. Genius: Caller WAS the criminal, actually heading the other way
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(37)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
VH1's planned Twitter Q&A with Robin Thicke becomes a flood of questions calling out his misogyny, including "On a scale of R. Kelly to Phil Spector, how do you intend to 'Get Her Back?'"
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(58)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kelsey Grammer is correcting grammar usage on Twitter
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(41)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
True brilliance in license plate design is now a lost art, A55 RGY notwithstanding
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(120)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jaw-dropping new trailer for Into The Storm makes Twister look like a mild breeze
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(96)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you binge watch TV shows? Well, good news; you're twice as likely to die an early death as people who take their time
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(68)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter boards Romerocopter, reports that World Cup is extremely trending topic on social media, and may be biggest social media event ever. Time to rush home and watch CNN to see what people on Twitter think about this news
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(15)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korean restaurants are opening up around Asia. I hear pebble and twig soup is amazing
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(33)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men accused of stealing $150,000 in merchandize from a TJ Maxx. That's either a gross over-inflation of the merchandise value or they stole everything in the store. Twice
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(24)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he's really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome
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(52)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
BBC: "NYPD Twitter campaign 'backfires' after hashtag hijacked. Push sucks Pull blows BREAKING NEWS No nudity in latest episode of Game of Thrones MORE BREAKING NEWS IIIIII like testing"
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(10)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
William Shatner engages in Twitter verification war with geeks. Everyone involved really needs to get a life
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(34)
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Midge Ure releasing a new solo album, will go on tour with Howard Jones and one of the Thompson Twins. It's like those two weeks in 1983 all over again
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(43)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again
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(46)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Softbank CEO Masayoshi Son comes out as pro-robot, plays tongue-twister game with emotion-sensing robot on stage at shareholders meeting. "This is a robot that can love"
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(22)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Labour Party's Twitter account hacked. Owlarity ensues. Ya rly
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(48)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The ten funniest companies on Twitter
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(19)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
What better way to raise awareness about online exploitation of minors than to replace kids' eyes with screaming mouths? (with OMGKILLITWITHFIRE examples)
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(29)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Shoot me once, shame on me. Shoot me twice...yeah, that was me again
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(16)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
From the Department of Making Shiat Up to Meet a Deadline: On average, Americans spent about twice as many hours sleeping in 2013 as they did working
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(50)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Max Landis put his idea for Ghostbusters 3 on Twitter last night and it would have made for... a really good movie?
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(25)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to twins six weeks apart, blames "incompetent cervix"
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it kinda looks like twitter hashtags aren't really doing much to stop sexual assault
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(238)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corporate America soaring to new heights when it comes to twisting the English language into complete horseshiat
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(171)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The biggest problem with political polls taken on Twitter: #fakefollower
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(42)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson denies the rumors he'll be Indiana Jones or a Jedi, continues to hate Twilight while doing so
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(5)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Everybody break out the celebratory Twinkie Wiener sandwiches and Spam, Weird Al Yankovic's new album is set to be released next month
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(28)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Obvious: Angry fans blast @Marcello after Marcelo's own goal in Brazil's opening match. Fail: @Marcello is not Marcelo's Twitter handle. Fark: Owner of @Marcello tweets Marcelo's actual handle to get trolls off his back
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(4)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight
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(56)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Latest generation of emergency signs tell people to get out of the building during a fire alarm before stopping to discuss the event on Facebook and Twitter (pic)
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(41)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin joins Twitter to promote his Livejournal page
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(29)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
3-year old Virginia boy in critical condition after being shot in an apparent assassination attempt by his presumably evil twin brother
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(65)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Set of twins are born. Fark: Three weeks apart
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(13)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Young's Twitter account was hacked and filled with porn, mostly of Southern Men and Cinnamon Girls
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(20)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Will Quebec become a euthanasia tourist destination?" Article: No. Or at least, not twice
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(38)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The Day)
 
 
 
Police charge twins with DUI in separate incidents within 3 minutes of each other
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(30)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the Great GOP Minority Outreach Effort continues: Michigan GOP lawmakers try to show women that they really do understand them and their issues-by posing for a Twitter picture where they pretend to be reading fashion magazines
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(56)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
The Leopard Slug: While dangling from a thick strand of mucus, they extend their brilliant, shimmering, body-length, translucent blue sex organs from their heads and twine them together to exchange sperm. Who *wouldn't* want to see gifs of that?
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(25)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Let the sponsorship snark begin: Gatorade responds to Twitterverse trolls. Hilarity ensues
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(26)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We can neither confirm nor deny that the CIA has joined Twitter
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(28)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Twins are graduating high school. News: Triplets are graduating from high school. Fark: nine sets of twins and one set of triplets are graduating from the same high school
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(42)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese clothing company labels sizes as 'twitch,' 'skinny,' 'fat,' and 'jumbo.' NICE
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(107)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
All is finally quiet on the Twitter battlefield, two enormous arseholes have made up: Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan post peaceful Twitter picture
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(22)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Twice-divorced AG files brief to argue against gay marriage on grounds of family stability
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(56)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The new Indiana Jones will feature twice the sparkle
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(57)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
A fan is in the hospital after falling from a TGI Fridays, into a bullpen, at Miller Park in Milwaukee during a Brewers/Twins game. Which is just a little more painful then actually watching a Brewers/Twins game
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(25)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The fat male Kardashian sibling's descent to rock bottom continues as he unfollows everybody on Twitter except his pimp and one of the Jenner prostitots
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(27)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has heart attack during flight with 130 passengers. Luckily for him one was a USAF B1 pilot, and another one was a nurse who saved his life. Twin Hero tag beats Scary tag this time
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(135)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter "troll" hit with restraining order by judge, who says the man will be arrested if he makes contact with the members of Coldplay or Rachel Riley. The Internet: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(18)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That wasn't really the Montgomery Police Chief you saw fleeing an accident scene before getting into another accident just minutes later. It was his evil twin brother. Seriously
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to accuse Seth Rogen of Tweeting quotes falsely attributed to Mitt Romney, you might want to make sure that is his actual Twitter account first
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(29)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you wake up regularly and think "Sure, I want a Twinkie for breakfast but I'll be good and eat this yogurt", you'll be very happy with the quality newsiness of this fine article
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(44)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington football team asks Twitter to share "Redskins Pride" with Harry Reid, and Twitter responds as expected. Bonus tweet: "What a clown show. I hate my team"
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(264)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the same store twice in one week, you should wear a mask. Especially if you work there (no clue how it's even possible to rob a Dunkin Donuts with all the cops in attendance)
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(22)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doolittle's Raiders receive Congressional award. Here's to the four surviving guys who strapped a bunch of twin-engine bombers to an aircraft carrier, steamed towards Japan, and took off to bomb Tokyo without enough gas to get back to an airfield
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Pic of Japanese schoolchildren sitting on dirty floor of crowded commuter train causes uproar. "You never know what's going to cause a mini Twitter storm in this day and age"
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(56)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sheen goes off on Rihanna via TwitLonger. Well, "goes off" is a bit of a stretch. More like, "makes a complete arse of himself"
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(93)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
U.N. official says that junk food is just as bad as cigarettes. And twice as hard to keep lit
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(21)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Victor Martinez is on pace for more homers (44) than strikeouts (36) in a season, something that's only happened twice in the past 34 years
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(28)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry joins Twitter, promises to try to not tweet while driving through any tunnels
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(26)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The world is full of crashing bores. Especially ones who make fake Twitter accounts and pretend to be Morrissey
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(19)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia may ban Twitter any time, any day, because it's bad
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(43)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In selling pants via ads on Facebook and Twitter, online retailer discovers pictures of male crotches are the money shot, so to speak
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(4)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Morrissey's first Tweet gets him 170,000 Twitter followers
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(22)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Colorado Governor candidate Bob Beauprez mistakenly re-tweets attacks on him...twice
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Get out your Fark-certified law GED: the legalese that will permit the NBA to boot out Donald and Shelly Sterling, notwithstanding her apparent ownership interest in the jointly-owned asset
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(45)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twin Peaks boxset to contain 90 minutes of unused footage from Fire Walk With Me; still won't be watchable
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How Twitter has turned into the world's largest and most accurate seismometer, because the only thing that people tweet more about than what they are having for lunch are earthquakes
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, Gisele Bundchen has a shorter twin sister who is also very hot. The line starts on the left, right behind subby
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(56)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember that Peoria mayor that launched an abuse-of-power witch hunt over a fake Twitter account? Well, he wishes you wouldn't
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(26)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Can a stopped watch be half right twice a day? Pat Robertson denies young earth creationism
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(118)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter tries to be clever on Twitter. Twitter responds hilariously (some pics may be graphic)
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(202)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As Barack Obama enters the twilight of his tenure, the debate over his legacy is beginning, but one conclusion already seems certain. It can best be described as 'Honey, I shrunk the presidency.'" Wait, I thought he was a usurping dictator
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Sun May 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio woman gives birth to rare 'mono mono' twins. She really loves mono
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(69)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht
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(95)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix claims it was a rolled up napkin at a restaurant and was not a joint in that twitter pic that is making the rounds. You be the judge
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(51)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will we find out what's in the box? Will Discord become an alicorn princess? Will eldritch horrors and a new movie sustain us 'til Season 5? It's "Twilight's Kingdom," the 2-part season finale of My Little Pony, starting early at 10:00 ET on The Hub
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(343)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Heather Johnson had a car / And it was painted red / Heather ran over her fiance twice / While demanding his arrest instead
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(35)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Half a llama. Twice a llama. Not a llama. Farmer llama. BEAR
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(36)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
In an interesting twist, a heterosexual man files human rights complaint to get the same benefits afforded to homosexuals
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(98)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
HGTV cancels show starring twin brothers after finding out that they "hate gays, abortion, and same-sex marriage"
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(142)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Wondering if there's a real human behind that Twitter account? Try "Bot or Not"
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
@twitter #ipo #lockup #fail
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(44)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell decided to do an AMA on Twitter, and it went about as well as you'd think
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(23)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Techsonia)
 
 
 
Twitter testing new feature that allows you to follow people without having to actually see their tweets... which pretty much eliminates the entire purpose of Twitter
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(16)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
May the Fourth be with you today, Star Wars fans. Here are forty-one things you can do to celebrate this joyous day that don't involve trying to forget how JJ Abrams has upended the Expanded Universe for his own twisted desires
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(89)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby horse "Dance With Fate" is on Twitter; he Tweets about his gallops, his baths, visitors, posts awesome selfies, and has funny quips like, "LOL wut up fillies I'm hung like a...well....me LOL"
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's longest separated pair of twins hug each other for the first time since 1936
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(8)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Twisters, volcanoes and a swirly cold vortex, it's the best moments from disaster movies
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(6)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Juan Mata leaves Adidas boots outside Old Trafford in Twitter giveaway
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(11)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Twitter posts $132 million loss, CEO spreads the blame around to 140 different characters
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Now that the nerdgasm has (somewhat) subsided after yesterday's Star Wars VII cast announcement, the real question that is on the minds of all fans is just who (or what) character will Andy Serkis be playing? IO9 reads Twitter for you
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(155)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ex state rep who twice co-sponsored bills that toughened penalties for child pornography charged with...wait for it
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(96)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This might come as a shock to you, but Twitter users might not all be experts on how the First Amendment works
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(108)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
New Star Wars cast announced. Contains twice as many females as the original cast
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(141)
 

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