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191 headlines found matching 'twi'
Tue January 17, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump to D.C. stylist: Hey, how about you give us free hairstyles for the inauguration in exchange for some Twitter publicity? D.C. stylist: Hey, how about I get my publicity for free by talking about how cheap you are?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump will continue to use unsecured Twitter account @realDonaldTrump instead of the government secured Twitter account @POTUS. What could go wrong?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cops pull over DUI suspect who flees on foot. Once they catch him, his twin brother interferes. Or was it?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider was a TV and movie star. Now, he is a noted historian. But when he tweets to explain what MLK would do to a guy who actually worked with MLK, his twitter feed explodes. Rob Schneider is ... The Whitesplainer
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Scottish newspaper labels American inauguration as a relaunch of the Twilight Zone
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This Twin Peaks teaser trailer for the new series will make you hungry for some pie and a nice cup of coffee
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lawyers warn students to think twice about having sex with drunken women which pretty much eliminates having sex while in college. At least that was subby's experience
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Mexican peso goes crazy when Trump tweets about it so now peso traders want to buy Twitter and shut it down
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Thu January 12, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
An army of 350,000 Star Wars bots has just been found lurking on Twitter. These are not the bots you're looking for
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the "golden shower gate" report leaks Trump takes to Twitter to angrily ask "Are we living in Nazi Germany?" Which is ridiculous - Hitler was a coprophiliac
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Tue January 10, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
King Cake Baby account brings nightmare-inducing selfies to your Twitter feed, will battle winner of Trump vs. Cherokee County School District
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Widow of Brussels bombing victim suing Twitter, Nokia, estate of Thomas Edison
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter goes nuts after unearthing vacuous vapid talking point airbag of hate Tomi Lahren's old Tweets. There are some true doozies here
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Lynch just surprised reporters with the most David Lynch-ian press conference ever for 'Twin Peaks' revival
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Could we please start a Twitter war between Donald Trump and the Cherokee County School District? Pretty please?
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Ugly ass pygmy slow loris twins born at Moody Gardens in Galveston, Texas. Yeah, subby had to look that species up too
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Asteroid the size of a 10-story building slipped quietly just past the Earth today, twice as close as the Moon. And we didn't see it coming
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't handle Meryl Streep's criticism, so he goes on Twitter and calls her a "Hillary lover" and a Hollywood hippie
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Busty Australian twins want to marry the same guy, who they currently share as a boyfriend
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Fri January 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump goes on Twitter rant against his own TV show "Celebrity Apprentice" mocking the low ratings because the new host, Arnold Schwarzenegger, supported Hillary Clinton
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Thomson Reuters)
 
 
 
New way for your dealings with Wall Street: Share price performance for companies after Trump tweeted about them ...this way you'll know you've been Trumped on Twitter
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"The Twilight series sucks more than being a teenager"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China tells Trump to lay off Twitter. That's right; a WHOLE FARKING COUNTRY JUST TOLD A PRESIDENT OF ANOTHER COUNTRY TO STOP SHIATPOSTING ON THE INTERNET
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twitter never got sick and tired of talking about those damn emails
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy proves that even an unvaccinated clock is right twice a day
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Young and the Restless star Eric Braeden posted a racially insensitive meme on his Twitter account, though he claims he was the victim of hacking by his evil twin
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Tue January 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tries a novel twist on a tried and true Washington excuse saying the changes the GOP tried to ram through were the fault of "overzealous" constituents filing too many ethics complaints against lawmakers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bill Clinton decide to attend Donald Trump's inauguration "out of a sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process", preference to be insulted directly instead via Twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hold on to your ethical butts. (Also, get used to more world changing news coming from Twitter.)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Two-year-old figures out way to move fallen dresser off of twin brother by himself, will be known as the smart one for the rest of their lives (with scary video)
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump was following the Twitter account "Emergency Kittens" until he discovered it was actually about cats
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Bill O'Brien has won the AFC South twice and never had a losing season in Houston despite having to start more QBs than the Browns. So naturally, Houston wants to fire him
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's time to enter another dimension... a dimension of sight, of sound, a dimension where it's not fair when you break your glasses. That's the signpost up ahead, next stop: the annual Twilight Zone marathon, beginning at 6 AM ET on SyFy
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey asks users how to improve Twitter, presumably they can still pick themselves up off the floor laughing
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia teen turns bible into coloring book. Twitter responds
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter announces 360 degree live video streaming. Which means when Trump declares nuclear war we will be able to see him and the mushroom cloud at the same time
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
General Hospital actress Barbara Tarbuck dead at 74. No word if her evil twin will resurface in 2017
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
80-year-old twins finish hiking the Appalachian Trail, and I hope to God that's not a euphemism for something
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Incoming White House press secretary Sean Spicer: "President Trump's use of Twitter will be something really exciting that's never been seen before"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bag of toys that caused Trump Tower evacuation has also caused an avalanche of Twitter jokes
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man with too much time and money on his hands spends two days flying through different time zones to make December 25th last twice as long
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump Twitter whines that the mean media won't report on all of the millions he has given to his charity and all of the great things it has done. If only there were a way for Trump to prove the media wrong. Bonus: Trump spelled "received" wrong
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Mon December 26, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Music twitter accounts hacked, falsely tweet death of Britney Spears. Her music career still reportedly on life support
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Lawyers and accountants who serve as chapter 7 bankruptcy trustees are learning what most teenagers have already figured out - you can't always believe what you see on Facebook and Twitter"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Someone decided that Christmas was a good day to resurrect Joan Rivers' Twitter account
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Sun December 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today writers select Kate McKinnon as Entertainer of the Year (while noting the Ghostbusters reboot sucked only because of Twitter misogyny)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump advisor A.J. Delgado deletes her entire Twitter account ... after saying a bit too much about Jason Miller
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan's Tales From the Crypt reboot in peril because he doesn't have rights to "Tales From the Crypt." What a twist
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sean "Twilight Sparkle" Spicer gets press secretary cutie mark, saves bushwoolies from Reince Priebus
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Wed December 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will become the number one contender to Shinsuke Nakamura's NXT title? Who will win the Battle of the Bulls tournament? Who is the smarter Bella twin? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey at 8pm ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market analyst takes a few minutes away from tweeting to note that Twitter is "toast" and not even worth "$10 a share"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bana Alabed, the 7-year-old whose Twitter account and posts made her the face of Syria's plight in Aleppo, has made it to safety
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(AOL)
 
 
 
U.S. to disclose an estimate of the number of Americans under surveillance. Which should be the total of all who currently use Google, Facebook and Twitter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trumpy gets the Twitter password again, rants about a perceived "double standard"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Climate change, meet your apocalyptic twin: oceans poisoned by plastic
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband refuses to seek counseling for his depression or bouts of anger; if I make a mistake I get lectured for hours. I paid a bill twice and can't sleep due to anticipating his reaction. I lie to him all the time. What do I do?"
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
This piece of space junk has the best Twitter account
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
100,000 of the most used words on the Internet ...as seen through Twitter data
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
There's a wolf stalking Twitter and it's the perfect stream of internet native humor. That is, until it catches you. As it must. As it will
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair food critic: "Trump Grill Could Be The Worst Restaurant In America". Yes, there was a Twitter diss
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The purge has begun: Twitter executives blacklisted from Trump meeting for not making him a Crooked Hillary emoji
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey takes photo with the twins. And also her children
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Now that they're running the country, Twitter decides to let their leader have his account back
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Some Helpful Guy)
 
 
 
A friend of the Saturday Morning Book Club has never read a science fiction novel and asked for advice on where to start. Difficulty: he liked the Twilight movies, so obviously he needs our help
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Fri December 09, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
London will get record four NFL games in 2017, as Roger Goodell congratulates UK for its "tremendous support" for American football in selling out Wembley and Twickenham to see teams like the Jaguars and Rams
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newest person declared racist by Twitter is...Jennifer Lawrence
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey: Gen. Michael Flynn's had a rough past, but maybe we should give him a chance. What's that, he's on Twitter? *takes a look* What the fu...I mean, I would like to amend my previous remarks
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Wed December 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another first in politics: Nifty chart of whom the president elect has been and is insulting on twitter. That's the joke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Regime seizes most of Aleppo. Trump would get a briefing on this, but someone mocked him on Twitter
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Did you know that the rarely aired unofficial pilot episode of The Twilight Zone was set on December 7, 1941 and was about a man going back in time trying to stop Pearl Harbor?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
If you read a lie twice, you're more likely to believe it. If you read a lie twice, you're more likely to believe it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The leftwing media got it wrong man. Michael Flynn did not pass around fake news PizzaGate story. However, Michael Flynn Jr. loved it. Michael Flynn Sr. does love a good BS fake news story, just not this one
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
Eric Trump goes on Twitter, says the Wisconsin recount killed 5,000 children
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Westworld' showrunners discuss finale twists, say season 2 will continue the puzzle-box mind-farkery
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Bannon's strategy of being a tremendous a-hole has backfired at his old workplace. Breitbart soon to have less advertising than Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Honestly? I don't give a damn what whacky shiat Trump posts on Twitter, just so long as he lets me dismantle Medicare and Medicaid as God and Ayn Rand commanded, we're cool
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga outraged Salon published an article comparing Trump to Hitler. Salon responds to her Twitter outrage. Leave it to her to get everyone to support Salon
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
So...it will look great, work okay, cost twice as much as the competitors models, and be worshiped as the greatest innovation in the history of mankind
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
SNL makes fun of Trump's Twitter habit. Real Trump immediately tweets some nonsense. Then, real Trump tweets that SNL is unwatchable. I'd probably say that too if SNL made me look like a half-wit moron
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Apparently clear evidence of vote tampering in Wisconsin wasn't good enough to get greenlit before, so OMG did you SEE this dumb shiat Trump said on Twitter?
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is making a list and checking it twice...what is the perfect book to give as a Christmas present to that book-loving person on your list?
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The saga of Sam Mendes, Gay Talese, and The Voyeur's Motel film adds another bizarre twist
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With tiny screens in every hand, Twitter is all but one small step to becoming Trump's "Ministry of Truth"
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Texas man jailed for using Twitter to harass others. That kind of behavior could get him sentenced to four years as President of the United States
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Criss Angel and David Copperfield are involved in the most superfluous Twitter feud since the last B-List celebrities got into a social media snit
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Tue November 29, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
"We won't be changing our brand name," says a message on Twitter from Top Trumps
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Twitter would ban President Trump, but Facebook wouldn't
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
M Night Shyamalan's greatest twist: he's finally made another good film
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Mon November 28, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is being followed by Hillary Clinton on Twitter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On Twitter, which is apparently where all official policy statements will be made for the next 4 years, Trump says he will end the U.S.-Cuba deal unless Cuba makes a "better" one... like, say, giving Trump Inc. development rights to prime Havana real estate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump receives a Twitter reaming over his claim that he really won the popular vote, if it weren't for all the illegal voting
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
I guess it's illegal to shop at the same mall twice in Europe?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga goes on Twitter to defend American Nazis and blast Al Sharpton, saying the former has killed zero people but the latter has killed "at least 9" in 2016
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter accidentally suspends its own CEO'S account. #Awkward
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Quinnipiac poll finds that most Americans want Trump to STFU and stay off of Twitter. Good luck with that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday again, but it feels like Saturday mixed in with a good ol' helping of Tuesday boredom and anticipation of Friday. Irregardless *twitch*, it's time for your weekly "Oh god, I forgot to write" reminder. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Someone got M. Night Shyamalan to weigh in on the 2016 election twist
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Wed November 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like all of Steve Bannon's buddies have lost their Twitter accounts the day Twitter announces crackdown on hate accounts. How come Donald Trump still has an account?
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Try to remember that the Secret Service also reads Twitter
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
The FBI now get access to the 99% of Twitter that you're not able to see
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Mon November 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds interviewed by his twin brother Gordan
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Trump cracked whatever Twitter password his staffers were using
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "So they're telling me I have to stop using Twitter once I'm president"
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All aboard the Twilight Express
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember when it looked like Obama was going to win the electoral vote and lose the popular vote in 2012, and Trump had a Twitter meltdown about the system being rigged? Business Insider does
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you unsuccessfully try to hotwire someone's pickup, don't leave a citation for an earlier crime behind in the cab
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Wed November 09, 2016
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Stephen King has twittered his last tweet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Twitter users sent $323,000 of pizza to voters waiting in long lines on Election Day
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Mon November 07, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kellyanne claims Trump still has control of his Twitter account. Also, Trump's hair is real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle says the media "twisted" Trump's sexual harassment comments
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner shoots self in leg. Twice
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Sun November 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Obama trolls Trump hard about getting his Twitter account taken away
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Some Grappling Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Basketball sneakerheads. New hotness: Wrestling sneakerheads. "I took to Twitter to ask the wrestling public what was the wrestling shoe Holy Grail. The answer came pretty unanimously: the 1988 pink Adidas"
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee just called Donald Trump a 'car wreck' on Twitter but vote for him anyway because at least he's not Hillary
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
FBI opens internal investigation after the Records Vault twitter account goes rogue. Subby is sure this will in no way turn out like when any other law enforcement agency investigates itself
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares." Choose watching the "T2 Trainspotting" Official Trailer
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway lost a Twitter follower last night -- Donald Trump
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs fan wanted to wear his cap to work ahead of Game 7, so the team wrote his boss a letter. What else are team Twitter accounts for?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart recalls his Twitter war with deplorable Donald Trump and the lesser horror of the Sinestro Corps War
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(The Political Insider)
 
 
 
Fake news website reports that Michelle Obama deleted Hillary Clinton from both her Twitter feeds. Hillarity ensues (LGT site that fell for it)
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Unexpected release of closed case files on Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich by FBI through twitter. Score update: FBI 2; WikiLeaks 0
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Having failed to sell any real advertising itself, Twitter is experimenting with stripping ads out from web pages it links to
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Mon October 31, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton with an anchorman twist
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Walking Dead's' Negan gets trolled by his 'Supernatural' son on Twitter
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So far, the Cubs have been shut out twice in three games, and now they have to face Corey Kluber, he of the 0.74 ERA in October ... who's pitching on only three days rest. This is why we love the game. World Series, Game 4, 8 PM ET on Fox
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Person 1: Twitter is killing off Vine. Person 2: Wow. The End
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump advisor Don Scavino Jr. threatens Megyn Kelly after she made Trump and the misogynist wing of the GOP look like idiots, saying on Twitter, "Watch what happens to her after this election is over"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump loyalist Scottie Nell Hughes says it's only the media and the polls saying Trump is losing, but if you look at social media, it's a different story. Anderson Cooper: "I also hear on Twitter that 9/11 is an inside job"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Over 900 Twilight props are up for auction. Finally you can prove you love Twilight as much as Edward (or Jacob) loves Bella
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember millenials, you can cast your vote on Twitter by using either #MAGA or #I'mwithher. It's totes legit so no need to go to the polls
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Mon October 24, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, In a twist no one saw coming Kara has to protect Wonder Woman from an otherworldly threat as xenophobia threatens to further divide National City. (CW 8ET)
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the miracle of lifesaving operations as we now have a baby who was born twice
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(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
Since we're close to the end of the month, here's how you can earn enough money to pay for your TF in a hurry, from renting out your car to strangers to cancelling the gym membership you've used twice in the last six months
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Many young adults leave home to live on campus while attending classes, visiting the library, and of course maintaining an active social presence on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Not all of them are human, especially on Caturday
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Boise Weekly)
 
 
 
Major hack takes down Amazon, Netflix, PayPal, Reddit, Spotify, and Twitter. I'll bet it was Dave Matthews
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes on Twitter before 5AM again, pronounces himself the winner of the debate. A check of all known alternate realities disputes this claim - even the one where he's running against a sentient fern
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you use the words "Roll Tide" or "War Eagle" in your Twitter account, chances are you support Donald Trump
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Twitter gets its wings clipped by Chinese copycat Weibo
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Tue October 18, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
AI expert explains why Trump makes the perfect Twitter bot. Can you tell the difference?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Disney dropped its bid to buy Twitter partly out of concern that it did not mesh well with Disney's wholesome family image since Twitter is often used as a platform for bullying and other aggressive behavior, Donald
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
2016 will be remembered for volcano movies the way 1996 is remembered for twister films
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke apologizes for calling for "pitchfork and torches" on Twitter, says he was upset because of an ugly romance breakup with his cousin and too much moonshine. Just kidding, he says he "really meant it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the middle of another "they're all cheaters" Twitter meltdown, Trump does make one very good point even the libbiest lib can't refute: "We can't have four more years of Obama"
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Aerospace engineers find a way to predict with 100% accuracy where the cream ends up when you twist an Oreo. Well, that's useful
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Xfinity Series is on the real network today when they head to Kansas Speedway as the second round of the Chase begins at the appropriately named Kansas Lottery 300, 4 PM ET on NBC (assuming there's no twister and Auntie Em is okay)
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Dialed In" The first original theme pinball machine since 1998 is finally unveiled and it's designed by Pat Lawlor of "Addams Family" and "Twilight Zone" classic pin fame
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Leaked emails prove that Hillary Clinton campaign hates Catholics, southerners, needy Latinios, cut throats, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers and Methodists
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The latest breakthrough in Lyme Disease points the finger at the Swiss Agent for complicating diagnoses, putting plot twist into "The Third Man"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a twist that you could've seen coming a mile away, two women come forward with details of Donald Trump sexually assaulting them in pretty much the same way Trump talked about in his recent leaked video
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"One of the most annoying myths about news gathering and reporting comes from the guy waving his cellphone at you and saying, "I don't read newspapers. I get all my news from Twitter.' No you don't. Social media reacts to news, they don't report it'"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You can now buy a nude statue of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as conjoined twins on eBay - although why you would is not made clear (Warning: Not safe for work)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Luke Harper eat the pinfall against Kane and Randy Orton? Will Dolph Ziggler's title reign last more than twice as long as Zack Ryder's? Will Curt Hawkins just light a match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
The history of the Twitter egg, from Shakespeare to Trump
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Never get into a fight with a belligerent twitterbot: "You merely adopted the internet. I was born into it"
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Fri October 07, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Twitter is already a non-profit
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew + Donald Trump + Twitter= total trainwreck
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Trolling the fark out of Argentina on Twitter is apparently the Falkland Islands' new 4th favorite pastime. Sheep, beer, and having beer with sheep still #1-3
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Disney and Google on buying Twitter: Thanks, but no thanks. #Twitterstockinfreefall
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
One again, Donald Trump goes on a CAPSLOCK TWITTER RANT because of debate antics
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Mon October 03, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man survives being attacked twice by the same bear after "doing everything he was supposed to do". Well, except for not traipsing around the bear's home
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Sun October 02, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New book reveals the common foods we're all mispronouncing the names of. Except for subby, who is the kind of food prat you don't ask for dinner twice
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Twitter users go back to 1995 with #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pompous twit claims laziness is killing the magnificent English language. Num sayin?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: "My 3am Twitter insults mean I'll be ready if America's attacked"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler Jamie Noble stabbed twice in West Virginia trailer park. Heath Slater's 137 kids wanted for questioning
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It appears that Hillary-San has mastered her opponent's art of Tweet-fu, burying Trump with a retaliatory Twitter-storm after Trump sent a late-night tweet smearing Alicia Machado. It begins "This is unhinged, even for Trump" and gets worse from there
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
All My Children actor Larkin Malloy has died at 62 after suffering a heart attack. No word if his evil twin will take over
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientist say hiker's video of Arkansas spawned cold-blooded serpent taking on slithering orange-colored twisting viper marks a first. But enough about the 2016 campaign
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Tue September 27, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
U.S. Army trying to squelch its official Twitter feed that claimed Donald Trump lies every 3 minutes, 15 seconds. It's really every 2 minutes
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Just like he did before winning the Super Bowl, John Elway waits awhile to destroy a twitter troll
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are the most disappointing tourist destinations according to TripAdvisor. You might want to think twice before visiting that pile of old rocks
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
AOL Time Warner AT&T Taco Bell US Government Costco Burger King Disney Twitter merger on track to create serious shareholder valyoo
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Twice-divorced politician asks, 'Why do gays want to take away traditional marriage?'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man confesses to murder that put his twin brother behind bars, admits that there's always money in the banana stand
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Twitter's stock jumps 21%. #twitterbuyout
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(Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
"Wayne Neal has exited his rickety old body, having lived twice as long as he expected and way longer then he deserved." And it just gets better
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Wheels.ca)
 
 
 
The Pagani Huayra - 730 hp, 6.0L twin turbo V12. Just a measly $2.5 million and it's yours
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you want the best polling data on the presidential election, go to Twitter
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
Scarlett Johansson's 'Ghost In The Shell' drops five new teasers on Twitter
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative pundit suspended from Twitter for suggesting that black protestors should be killed. THE SYSTEM WORKS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How the candidates are preparing for their first debate. Or procrastinating on Twitter, in the case of Trump
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Men who suffer anxiety are twice as likely to die from cancer. Which shows that they were right to be worrying
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The new Ford GT prototype is so advanced its drivers can reach twice the posted speed limit in Colorado
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two-headed calf on born farm named 'Lucky' Will eat twice as much and become veal twice as fast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago to add almost 1,000 police, reportedly looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr.'s Skittles analogy is a big damn Twinkie
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As an idiot NY congressman proved on Twitter today after the arrest of the NY Bomber, "You're welcome, Colin Kaepernick" is the new "thanks, Obama"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter user teaches Curt Schilling why punishing someone the government has only accused of a crime is a bad idea
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(Quincy Sun)
 
 
 
TV actor and Purple Heart Paul Comi, best known for being Steve McQueen's assistant in The Towering Inferno and copilot on William Shatner's Twilight Zone flight from hell, has died at 84
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