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Headlines matching 'tweets'
Tue May 22, 2012
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Alec Baldwin is set to tie to the knot with hottie yoga instructor who tweets about what a good kisser he is. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster
(
thedailybeast.com
)
(29)
Thu May 17, 2012
Astronomer tweets an offhand hipster comment. The internet responds
(
blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(80)
Mon May 14, 2012
When reading tweets live on air, make sure they're not being shown before you change important details
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youtube.com
)
(50)
Wed May 02, 2012
10 #dumbest #celebrity #tweets. #notaslideshow
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trutv.com
)
(56)
Mon April 30, 2012
Three weeks ago, a nurse told Woody Roseland that he was cancer-free, and Jeremy Guthrie had no one to throw the ball around with. A few tweets later, Jeremy's teaching Woody how to pitch dust right into submitter's eye
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espn.go.com
)
(18)
Sun April 29, 2012
Savannah Sampson says she does it all for her son, but if her 10-year old finds pictures and videos of what she does, she'd be mortified. Hey, he's 10 with internet access, how long do you think it will last
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(111)
Fri April 27, 2012
Not News: Guy celebrates with his friends and Tweets out his huge accomplishment. News: ...after getting a call that he's being drafted by the Cincinnati Bengals as a first round pick. Fark: It was a prank call
(
wptv.com
)
(51)
Tue April 24, 2012
NY Judge rules that your "tweets" belong to Twitter and not you, which means prosecutors don't need a warrant before obtaining them, even if you've "deleted" them
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(44)
Sat April 21, 2012
Romney's new foreign policy wonk has been a rude Tweeter, so he has promised to be a good boy and delete all his rude tweets from the internet. Obviously not his technology policy wonk
(
dailykos.com
)
(40)
Mon April 09, 2012
Trayvon Martin's Twitter feed has been found, and what his Tweets show may shock you (assuming you know nothing about teenagers)
(
sun-sentinel.com
)
(541)
Wed March 21, 2012
Twitter turns six today. Instead of focusing on Kim Kardashian's 14 million tweets, here are some of the most memorable tweets since 2006
(
shortlist.com
)
(59)
Tue March 20, 2012
(Some Guy)
Aaron Paul tweets that "Breaking Bad" will return in July. "Make sure u wear your diapers because I'm pretty sure u will (bleep) yourself"
(
theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com
)
(145)
Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Guy)
Louis CK made some inappropriate tweets about Sarah Palin, so that means Rush Limbaugh is automatically President and everyone gets a free "Just Because" bouquet from Pro Flowers.com
(
the950.com
)
(265)
Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Guy)
Would-be Obama assassin tweets his prediction that he will not be arrested. Secret Service: Challenge accepted
(
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
)
(110)
Mon February 27, 2012
Original Tweets up for auction
(
thisisplymouth.co.uk
)
(13)
Wed February 22, 2012
Rupert Murdoch tweets the twitts on how Rick Santorum is doing in Michigan: 'Win Michigan and it's game over', man
(
politico.com
)
(71)
Mon February 13, 2012
Without question the best thing to come out of Bon Iver winning the Best New Artist Grammy are the flood of "Who is Bonnie Bear/Bony Bear?" tweets
(
uproxx.com
)
(70)
Tue February 07, 2012
Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl
(
myfoxdc.com
)
(61)
Tue January 31, 2012
Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"
(
politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com
)
(115)
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