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194 headlines found matching 'tweets'
Thu August 17, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is mad that everyone keeps quoting him
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ron Howard tweets Han Solo teaser with imperial helmet, fandom assumes the Death Star is in the movie, because fandom is dumb
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump quintuples down, claims "history and culture of our great country being ripped apart" by removing statues of people who wanted the country ripped apart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the target for Orange Twitler's rage this morning is...*SPINS WHEEL*...Lindsey Graham. Well I do declare
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Geraldo just had a great idea
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theresa May condemns fascism, triggers tonight's 3 AM Presidential tweetstorm
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
See what Trump's tweets look like as cartoons. It only makes them look slightly more ridiculous
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember how Donald Trump tweeted that he is disbanding his Manufacturing Council? As it turns out, the Manufacturing Council had already voted to disband before Donald put out that tweet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Falcons' new stadium will feature a Chick-Fil-A, so football fans can enjoy a tasty meal Monday through Saturday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer would very much like you to know he has many black friends
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
N.M. GOP leader tweets a bunch of conspiracy nonsense just before Charlottesville turns into a shiatstorm and then resigns. "These violent, leftist protesters are the brainless robots that are created by evil Soros money.." and more insanity
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On a side note: Here's Two-Scoops pocketing his notes, which are printed in what looks to be about a 30-point font. Is he blind and too vain to wear reading glasses?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer, confirming stereotypes at a record pace
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on Charlottesville: Both sides are bad. Why is no one calling out the alt-left?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wooo boy Rick, that Donald Trump sure fired off a lot of Twitter fury this morning, huh? Shut up Morty, there are infinite USAs out there, let's go find one for a while
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent: Political correctness is keeping me out of the Rock-Roll Hall of Fame. David Crosby: No, it's because you suck
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Home is where the heart is. In Trump's case, home must actually be Moscow
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best thing to do after grudgingly admitting Nazism is alive and well and committing terrorist acts on your behalf is to retweet a Pizzagate and Seth Rich conspiracy theorist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you had "today" for how long it would take Trump to take to Twitter and undo his Charlottesville remarks, step up and claim your prize
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Hannibal' Producers drop hints about possible Season 4 return
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump to Merck CEO: You suck anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America's premier racist Keebler Elf goes into full-on battered spouse mode
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump found his Twitter password. One of his first tweets since Saturday was about the Charlottesville rally. Just kidding. It was about obstructionist Democrats
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, this seems like an entirely appropriate time to release a new campaign ad, nothing insensitive about the timing at all
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by the sons of Chelsea. And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house buried and renewed as the EPL season returns. Liverpool, the Manchesters, Chelsea, Everton, Tottenham and Newcastle return
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Joe Biden cuts through the Charlottesville malarky
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's plan to sell her irritating husband on Facebook backfires spectacularly
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump decides to take it easy today and just retweets headlines from Fox and Friends
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Twitter user likes a tweet. News: Donald Trump is the user, and has only liked 12 tweets total. Fark: Said tweet accuses Trump of going after North Korea to distract from allegations of illicit sexual misconduct at Trump Model Management
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is Trump trying to do to Yertle?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado reveal they had a love child after having an affair during the Trump campaign
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Tom Price got booed throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game
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Wed August 09, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Less nuclear panic today, more bizarre tweetstorms, Manafort's house was raided and nobody noticed. Let's see what drops next, this is tonights Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live thread. show starts at 9PM EDT
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump's lackeys prepare for his consumption a folder full of positive news about him and distinguished photos of him. Twice a day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump bans media coverage of his golf outings because he wants to maintain the fiction that he is on a working vacation. He would have gotten away with it, if people hadn't started leaking videos and pictures of him goofing off
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
RNC spokespuppet Kayleigh McEnany is wrong about many things, but worst of all are her opinions on pizza, and she claims Domino's is the greatest pizza in existence, better than New York Style pizza. But, at least she despises Chicago-style casserole
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Worst timed article: New chief of staff Kelly moves quickly to tame Trump's tweets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The man who claimed sleeping around during the 1970s and '80s was his own personal Vietnam calls Democratic representative who lied about serving in Vietnam a Vietnam con artist
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The White House approved policy to ban transgender service members called "A Guidance Policy for Open Transgender Service Phase Out," Its going to Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis for approval
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump compliments Sessions for the first time in weeks
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In a scathing attack on 'weak' and 'incompetent' Trump, Russian PM Dmitri Medvedev suggests the goal of Russia sanctions is to see the President 'liquidated'. Or in other words: ready the pee-tape
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ian Ziering's Sharknado 5 paycheck is nearly double what Gal Gadot made for Wonder Woman
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How is it possible the Department of Justice has "pretty good" morale?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek embroiled in back-and-forth with US restaurant Denny's on Twitter while pretending to be Diplo. ..................WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Tired of all the factual news leaking out willy-nilly, Trump announces his own Nooz show on Facebook. Hosted by...Pickle's wife, Lara Trump. Hey, if you were married to that X-Files sewer monster, you'd need some time away from home, too
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you picked "less than 24 hours" as the answer to "How long until one of the Trumps will undermine the authority of newly sworn-in Chief of Staff John Kelly?" step forward and collect your prize
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not News: 52% of people found the Mooch's comments inappropriate. FARK: 18% of people found the Mooch's words appropriate
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge slams John McCain. In other news Matt Drudge still alive
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Sun July 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Friend of White House publicist Anthony Scaramucci sends a series of Tweets Saturday mocking Reince Priebus for being unemployed and suggesting he had a mistress
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets a truth
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump told police officers "don't be too nice" during arrests? The International Association of Chiefs of Police does and they're not buying it
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Just don't look." Once again, the Simpsons did it first
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump: I consulted with the military on transgender ban. Military: Oh no you di-in't
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets "IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP GOD!" God responds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls reporters rude, for asking him to clarify his policy proposal to ban transgender individuals from military service. Yeah, subby thought it was rude when my professor asked me to defend my thesis too, but I did it anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs Chairman: A tweet in the middle of the night does not replace the need for the President to send specific directions to the Pentagon to change policy. At ease
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
No one knows how Trump's unconstitutional transgender ban will work
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah "Huckabeast" Huckabee Sanders won't say whether transgender individuals will be thrown out of the military after President Donald Trump announces ban. Most likely because that announcement came out of nowhere
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - easonable) tweets his response to Trump's ban on transgender people in the military, and says that the U.S. should not be discriminating against anyone and that transgender people are people
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Tue July 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Define Nixonian: Using the power of office to attack political opponents. Trump, planning to fire AG to get someone who will go after Hillary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-ational thought for once): "I quit reading the president's tweets quite a long time ago. "I don't pay that much attention to them, and I recommend other people not pay a whole lot of attention to them"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly reportedly wants Sean Hannity to leave Fox News and join him at the Ministry of Truth™
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Full transparency: I am deleting old tweets." On Day One, Scaramucci goes Full Orwell
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SNL writer replies to Trump tweets as if they're personal texts. You think that is stupid, but you are going to comment on the right
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Meet the people who battle to be first to reply to Two Scoops tweets
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' premiere just broke all of HBO's ratings records. Surely Ed Sheeran deserves the credit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Delta issues Ann Coulter a $30 refund for the inconvenience of having to sit beside one of Those People. That Person too busy setting social media to private to comment
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donnie cracked the password again, going on a Twitter tirade before the Sunday morning talk shows, ranting "HillaryClinton can illegally get the questions to the Debate & delete 33,000 emails but my son Don is being scorned by the Fake News Media?"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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Fri July 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jr's Russian meeting has now been upgraded to 8 people
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Thu July 13, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: I've 'done more in five months than practically any president in history.' Well if you limit that that to tweets, playing golf, going on vacation, creating a failing West Wing and starting impeachment talks -- well I have to agree
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bretons in uproar after Canadian rapper insults their pasty. Who are the Bretons? Why, we all are
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump sadly Tweets he has "very little time for TV" anymore
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Andy Serkis as Gollum as Trump reading his latest tweets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Seven Twitterers sue Trump for blocking them and their free speech
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An oblivious Tiffany Trump has been gallivanting around Europe on vacation with her boyfriend while the rest of her family is trying to avoid prison
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Journalist who broke story about Don Don's conspiracy emails upset that he's been scooped by Don Don himself
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well of course they do
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Always eager to help finish a Fark trifecta out, Pence tweets a humorous reply to his recent NASA photo
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
After previously trash talking their fans, Nick Young signs with the Golden State Warriors, giving him $5.2 million of their cash
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Milo mad that Simon & Schuster figured out his shiate book was gonna be shiate. Oh, and the whole pedo thing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Podesta tweets back at Trump: "get a grip"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
According to the latest polls, face-lift tweets is where America draws the line nowadays
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran doesn't understand why people don't like him
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy. With a straight face. Gotta hand it to her, she stays on message better than her boss does
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
$123.47
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Mon July 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump tweets support for free single-payer medical care for those with preexisting conditions
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
'Gays for Trump' hold rally in Washington DC with fabulously predictable results
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top DOJ official resigns citing Trump's behavior
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Sun July 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Randy Marsh is already working on Lorde's third album
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter quickly jumps on Trump's branding of his Tweets as "MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We're in the midst of a malignant presidency," says Carl Bernstein, who knows a thing or two about malignant presidents
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well, there it is: Scott Walker wants Trump to tweet more
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill as The Joker as Donald Trump reading his latest tweets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When the former AG Tweets at 3 am "To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country." you gotta believe some SERIOUS shiat is about to drop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While everyone was focusing on Trump's tweets on Mika, the House passed the "Bad Hombre Killed Pretty White Girl, So We're Defunding Sanctuary Cities" bills
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
7 things Sarah Huckabee got wrong in her defense of Trump's tweets attacking Mika Brzezinski. Only 7?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Trump administration's scrupulous adherence to the Hatch Act continues unabated
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mika: 'Your penis is like a toddlers thumb'
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You thought Trump's tweets were bad? He's got nothing on one of his appointees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS partially bans ban on the ban
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump continues tradition of bizarre Sunday morning Tweets, stating "I am on Fox and Friends. Enjoy. Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie"
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Fri June 23, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
News-free zone decries White House accountability-free zone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Trump admits to witness tampering. Any. Day. Now
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The tapes are a lie
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters, on his low approval ratings: "Leave Donald Trump alone"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer fan tweets that he's retiring his Bayern Munich mug after 20 years of drinking tea from it. FC Bayern get wind and send him a new mug for the next 20 years
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Trump gets a hint that it might help to at least give a token written reply to written correspondence
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you do if your swimming trunks accidentally fall off even if they're so tightened it hurts? Put them back on and wait to be arrested?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump retweets numbers of old GOP-leaning poll to make himself feel better over plummeting approval ratings
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola Co. is "exploring innovative, adaptive technologies to serve up personalized content", so it tweets an ad targeting Pittsburghers using map of Philadelphia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America needs to say two words to Donald Trump, thank you
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo wants to know what *you* would ask His Orangeness
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Sun June 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Trump decided to begin today by wishing everyone a Happy Fath-....erm, actually he chose to gloat about his myriad "accomplishments," complain yet again about the "Witch Hunt," and claim that he has higher approval ratings than Obama
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Blaze decides to attack George Takei
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona-fide electrified fully-intact monorail.. What'd I say?
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Fri June 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets truth, Rosenstein may recuse and the Senate slinks in secrecy. It's the MSNBC prime time news block/dump thread, starting at 9pm ET on MSNBC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump loses his biggest cheerleader after himself, Ann Coulter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets to his 32,400,000 followers that he has 100,000,000 followers
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Things must be getting pretty bad for Trump as he lashes out and makes unfounded claims against Hillary Clinton, again
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Trump has blocked me from reading his tweets. I may have to kill myself"
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After his travel ban was struck down again, Trump Tweets: "Well, as predicted, the 9th Circuit did it again," and by "it" he apparently means "correctly interpreted the law and Constitution in accordance with established principles and precedent"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tweetstorm of the day, the month, maybe the year. "Just go all in. Get a Trump Logo Tramp Stamp. Name your kids after him. Pledge fealty for you and all your generations of offspring"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't listen to the trolls, and for God's sake don't become one," grads Cook with gas
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House has repeatedly urged Sec. Def James Mattis to go on "Fox and friends" to defend the administration, but thus far "Mad Dog" has refused, apparently out of fear The Stupid could be contagious
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
LiveTweet rendition of yesterday's Comey testimony. KremlinGate bingo card included
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman caught on secret recording freaking out about "going down with the Trump admin"
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer says Donald Trump's tweets are "official statements," Which means all future history books will have the word "covfefe" in the index
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University points out that if Trump blocks people on Twitter, it violates the 1st Amendment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC's Union Pub, which apparently is trying to kill its patrons, is offering a free round of drinks on the house tomorrow every time Trump tweets about Comey tomorrow from 9:30 am to 4pm
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, Donald Trump's love child with Tweety Bird, says there's "no reason" for the UK to cancel the Trump visit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump says the media criticizes his use of twitter because "They hate" that he can get his "unfiltered message out." which, ironically is why everyone working FOR him, particularly his lawyers, "hate" his Tweets too
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two female tennis stars end their feud by kissing after their match ... and they like it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
His forehead continuing to grow like the mighty oak, Jeffrey Lord brazenly blamed the September 11th attacks on Rudy Giuliani in the most bizarre defense of Donald Trump's Tweetstorms
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
London Mayor calls on UK government to cancel Trump's visits after unhinged tweets. "I don't think we should be rolling out the red carpet to the President of the USA where his policies go against everything we stand for"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has invited six GOP lawmakers to dinner this week including frequent Administration critics Sen Marco Rubio and Tom Cotton. No word on whether the Marine band will play "The Rains of Castamere" afterwards
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, a Twitter bot that converts the president's tweets into what they are: official statements
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
After a series of critical and misinformed tweets about the London terror attacks, President Trump capped his busy Sunday by playing golf with Peyton Manning
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is Trump trying to provoke a domestic terror attack?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Dumbass' tag for Breitbart employees who seem unaware they work for Breitbart
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Wed May 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a day that ends with -y, which means Donald Trump has once again changed his position on something, this time on the question of whether he knows Carter Page
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Did Donald Trump just violate the Presidential Records Act?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde asks smoothie worker in New York to the Governor's Ball
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Tue May 30, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because May and Corbyn don't post enough idiotic tweets
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Mon May 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally tweets about Portland stabbings that left two dead. Anyone who had "two and a half days to condemn" in the pool, step up and collect your prize
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And now he's Freeee... Frei Falling
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump tweets that more government money should be spent on healthcare making it best in the world. Man if only this guy were president so he could do something about it
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian riot police have to use water cannons to disperse crowds of angry demonstrators and make more than 150 arrests during protests in Kolkata over...wait for it...the breakdown of law and order in the city
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan finally tries to start a Twitter spat with Ariana Grande herself, bashing her for going home rather than comforting Manchester victims. The "Piers Morgan is a Twitter douche" trifecta is complete
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets that his European adventure has "made and saved the USA many billions of dollars and millions of jobs." You're welcome, America
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals issues judicial chokeslam of its own to Trump's Muslim Ban
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Tue May 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you're complaining about Jinder Mahal as WWE Champion, don't ever cry about the product being stale, unoriginal or predictable"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration "forgets" to invite the American reporters again
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Alex Jones loses his battle with Big Yogurt
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Wed May 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The information provided by Sally Yates to the Trump Administration detailing Flynn's illicit relationship with the Russians was so incontrovertible that I don't even have anything witty to say about it
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Mon May 15, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Turkish Dictator Erdogan to meet with Trump at the White House. Tonight's 3am Tweetstorm will tell us all about these "Kurdish" people that no one has ever heard of before, and what terrorists they are
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump no longer wants to talk about the tapes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Echo chamber of cognitive dissonance Kayleigh McEnany says we have "no proof" of why Trump fired Comey. Despite the fact Trump said he was thinking about Russia when he fired him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer is a man who is smart, aggressive, and not afraid to tweet out a sexy picture of his daughter in lingerie
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What is the nation's most lustful city? It's in Florida of course. And it doesn't hurt that its initials are the same as 'friends with benefits'
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland sports personality fired after she insinuated Browns players were on drugs, as if it wasn't obvious by the fact that they're on the Browns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former KGB spy says that the Trump administration is incompetent, also notes that water is wet, and the sun is bright
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
As a matter of national security, it's time to delete little Trumpy's Twitter account
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Comey's Russian friends come out swinging in full support, even offer him a job shining shoes. Bonus: Commie source
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Place your bets now before Trump tweets again, odds are he's now going down before 2019
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Graham to CNN: Well, I do declare that it would be mighty fine if I knew what business deals, this here President, has with 'em Russians, you hear
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(Latest)
 
 
 
Spicer just declared Sally Yates was a Hillary-supporter and 'political opponent' of Trump in an attempt to discredit the former Acting Attorney General's testimony. Not counting Trump's tweets, he has zero proof
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
We're in trouble / POTUS is crazy / We need a distraction / so Comey, maybe?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FCC claims their servers crashing as a result of John Oliver's net neutrality segment on "Last Week Tonight" was a denial of service attack
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump goes on Twitter tantrum after Sally Yates humiliates him and the entire GOP
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN calls President Trump's tweets on former acting Attorney General Sally Yates "beyond out of the norm". Subby would like to know where bragging about sexual assault and mocking handicapped people lies on this 'CNN norm scale'
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Sun May 07, 2017
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets his opinion about cats, and gets pwned for forgetting the old adage, that on the Internet, no one can tell you're a cat
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
State Department retweets positive mention of Ivanka's book, then deletes it because someone pointed out it was a massive conflict of interest
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Internet searches for the word "nauseous" spiked after Comey used the word incorrectly in his testimony when he meant "nauseated"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The moment when you "like" a Tweet showing a GIF outlining the rift between you and your husband at his presidential inauguration and have to explain yourself to the media
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
JK Rowling apologizes for killing Snape. Internet melts down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colbert might just be the subject of Trump's next tweetstorm if he sees this video
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Canada Free Press)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity just found out about IP addresses. Armed with this arcane knowledge, he is going on a one-man mission to take out all the leftist cyber-trolls. Ya dun goofed, libby lib
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, our farking president Tweets like a 13-year-old girl
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
X-rated sex toy washes up on beach during filming of Bear Grylls show, startles him into drinking own urine. (Probably not safe for work)
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
UC Berkley changes course to allow fiery Quidditch dragon of hate Ann Coulter to stomp all over her eggs in public
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gisele releases tweets out and possibly gives away the details of the "family matters" that kept Tom from visiting the White House. It appears that she said "Oh fark no"
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
White House looked for *any* evidence they could spin to support Trump's "wiretapping" tweets, and the best they came with was that? OBVIOUS tag seen bailing out of an Uber, screaming, "I'm out"
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