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18 headlines found matching 'turkeys'
Wed January 25, 2017
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Career Tip: Allow the incompetent turkeys around you to get promoted while you languish in a series of dead-end jobs. You'll be much happier
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Frying turkeys, screwdrivers at a knife fight, and a Spartan Christmas tree: these are YOUR Headlines of the Week from Sunday, 12/11 to Saturday, 12/17
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Flying turkeys hitting power lines cause outages in Oregon. As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fry
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Thu December 01, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the weeks leading up to Christmas, two slightly grumpy alpacas join eight others on guard duty - protecting 24,000 free-range turkeys from being attacked by foxes
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Fri November 25, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Next Thanksgiving consider using a drone to deep fry your turkey
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Thu November 24, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You may hate Jon Voight, but when he was in line at Walmart and heard the woman in front of him was buying turkeys for charity, he footed the entire bill to thank her for her efforts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Um...did we forget something today? As God as my witness, I think we may have
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange dinners save room for pie. Iä, Iä, C'thurkey thksgvn
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words
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(NBC)
 
 
 
While you prepare your turkeys and drink yourself stupid to face your family and their political talk this year, why not watch a bunch of huge balloons float down the street in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 9 AM on NBC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: "Thanksgiving is also a reminder of the source of our national strength: that out of many we are one, and that all of us are created equal." Media: "OBAMA TAKES SHOT AT TRUMP"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Heritage turkeys make a comeback, but to save them we must eat them." Sounds like a win/win. Pass the gravy
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Archaeologists think they may have found the original Pilgrim settlement. They can tell by the all the belt buckles and hand stencils drawn to look like turkeys
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly over a busy roadway
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
This just in: Some people are blissfully unaware of WKRP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow we will celebrate in our traditional manner, by watching six turkeys get carved up by a human and two robots. The MST3K Turkey Day marathon gobbles again
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Tue November 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
As you prepare to roast a turkey this year here's a little primer on how yours was raised. Bon Appétit
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Thu November 17, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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