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Headlines matching 'turd'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Entertainment Weekly's readers have voted for the best Saturday Night Live host of the past season, and it proves one thing: we should not let them vote in the presidential election  (popwatch.ew.com) (39)
(Huffington Post) Caturday Sometimes you rescue a cat, and sometimes ... that cat rescues you right back. A happy little story just in time for Caturday (tissues not included)  (huffingtonpost.com) (1090)
(Fark) FarkParty San Diego Fark Party, THIS SATURDAY May 26th 6:00pm at Pizza Port Solana Beach  (fark.com) (291)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Digital Spy) Cool Doctor Who will carry the Olympic torch to Cardiff on Saturday, stop at the shop afterwards for some Jammie Dodgers  (digitalspy.com) (64)


Wed May 23, 2012
(The New York Observer) Obvious After Saturday hell of Great GoogaMooga, celebrity chef Eddie Huang assesses class of folks who attend food festivals: "Like a monsoon of uncontrollable soul burning diarrhea, the foodies descended upon us"  (observer.com) (18)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Komo) Dumbass Just another Seattle Saturday night when a half naked woman in hot pink duct tape kicks the ba-jeebers out of the cops  (komonews.com) (92)


Sat May 19, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Busy Staples Center in Los Angeles the site of both of today's playoff games with Clippers/Spurs game 3 and Lakers/Thunder game 4. LA Sportsageddon Saturday tips off at 3:30 EDT  (espn.go.com) (117)
(press republican.com) Caturday Bushytail, a baby squirrel who fell out of his nest, has been adopted - by a feline who recently gave birth to five kittens. While all animals are welcome on Caturday, this is starting to get a little weird  (pressrepublican.com) (610)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange It's easy to think UFO 'summoner' Robert Bingham is a crackpot for predicting a mass sighting on Saturday in LA. Except, he's done it before. And it worked  (news.gather.com) (64)


Sat May 12, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy A full day of Saturday baseball features some interesting matchups: Cubs v Brewers, Braves v Cardinals, Rays v Orioles and much more. Action starts at 1:05 ET  (espn.go.com) (84)
(don't forget to call your mom) Caturday Proof that a mother's love knows no bounds - a Yorkshire terrier adopts five kittens (who are almost as big as she is) just in time for the Mother's Day edition of Caturday   (animaltracks.today.msnbc.msn.com) (773)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Study finds women's sexual appetite peaks Saturday night at 11 o'clock, 10 Central  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)


Tue May 08, 2012
(National Review) Interesting Why does Saturday Night Live refuse to let NRO decide which sketches they air? Is it because they're communists hell bent on destroying America?  (nationalreview.com) (43)


Sat May 05, 2012
(abc15.com) Caturday Pima was born in a dumpster, and is now a pampered house cat. But she obviously has not forgotten her roots as she reaches out (literally) to make friends with a wild bobcat. A sweet video just in time for Caturday  (abc15.com) (515)


Tue May 01, 2012
(BBC) Amusing 40 years ago, Turd Ferguson freed the Bandit and became a cultural icon (Not safe for work)  (bbc.co.uk) (16)


Sun April 29, 2012
(BBC) Cool The relegation battle on Saturday, and the battle for fourth spot on Sunday. It's your weekly EPL discussion thread, now better tasting and less filling  (bbc.co.uk) (263)


Sat April 28, 2012
(NASCAR) Cool Tighten your belts for short track Saturday night. It's the Sprint Cup Capital City 400 from Richmond  (nascar.com) (336)
(www.news- press.com) Caturday "Walmart has its greeters, we have our cats". A heart-warming story of a tiny island community coming together to help homeless felines, just in time for Caturday  (news-press.com) (514)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Silly Iowa City to host "Slut Walk." Or as it's normally called, "Friday and Saturday Night"  (press-citizen.com) (117)
(CNN) Cool The Aquabats now have a Saturday morning kids show. Subby is going to watch the shiat out of this  (geekout.blogs.cnn.com) (43)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing The best--and worst--political appearances on Saturday Night Live. Remember George McGovern and Steve Forbes?  (ew.com) (47)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Caturday) Photoshop Subby's cat has cancer. What would kitty heaven look like? Link to pic of cancerous cat, Lucy. (Need dual Caturday/Photoshop tag)  (4.bp.blogspot.com) (101)
(ksdk.com) Caturday Marcy the chihuahua adopts two motherless kittens, feeding and caring for them at the shelter while they all wait for a home. More proof that dogs are also welcome on Caturday  (ksdk.com) (827)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Reuters) Obvious Much touted "green energy initiative" has turned out to be nothing more than a big brown turd  (reuters.com) (32)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Slate) Sad First they did away with Saturday mail delivery, and I said nothing. Then they came for Friday delivery, and I sent a strongly worded email  (slate.com) (266)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Eli Manning to follow in his brother's footsteps once again when he hosts Saturday Night Live, will wind up hosting twice and finally be regarded as the superior host  (seattlepi.com) (77)


Sun April 15, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida A bomb blast, an ambulance stolen and a man named either Maggie, Shadow or Spartacus clutching a potato. Just your average Saturday night in Tarpon Springs  (tampabay.com) (37)
(Huffington Post) Silly Mitt Romney may activate comedy subroutine after being asked by Lorne Michaels to host Saturday Night Live. Hopefully Ann can get the time off of work to see him. OH WAIT  (huffingtonpost.com) (42)


Sat April 14, 2012
(eadt.co.uk) Caturday Horace the cat, missing for almost 3 weeks, finally found his way home - despite having two broken legs - just in time for Caturday  (eadt.co.uk) (631)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Bellator 65 and UFC on Fuel TV 2 C-C-C-COMBO thread. We start at 7pm with Bellator and the Bantamweight title. Saturday at noon Gustafsson and Silva headline the UFC's debut in Sweden. All times eastern, all times suck for the west coast  (ufc.com) (482)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Having ended unemployment, now that it is 11%, School systems that are bankrupt, murders, gangs, and corruption. RI decides to attack the Clear and Present Danger. Fido on your lap in the car. Things stay safe for Caturday  (www2.turnto10.com) (65)


Sat April 07, 2012
(BBC) Caturday Poldi the ginger tom cat has been found and returned to his owner after missing for 15 years - he was identified because of a tattoo on his ear. He's old and almost toothless now but still ready for Caturday  (bbc.co.uk) (682)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool Last Call for NJ Fark Party Saturday April 7th Freehold/Howell. Please let us know if you're planning to attend & whether you're chargin' your lazer or just joining us to imbibe. DIT  (iplayamerica.com) (66)


Tue April 03, 2012
(WISHTV) Sick In a gesture of disrespect to Caturday, man found "playing baseball" with heads of decapitated cats after setting aunt's house on fire  (wishtv.com) (57)


Sat March 31, 2012
(busselton mail.com) Caturday Against all odds, Squid the cat turns 97 (cat) years old. This article seemed appropriate as we celebrate another birthday this weekend - Caturday's one and only Alien  (busseltonmail.com.au) (752)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Warming Glow) Cool Upright Citizens Brigade member Kate McKinnon joins Saturday Night Live. The Bucket of Truth told me so  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (40)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Anonymous will "kill" the internet this Saturday, finally knock over that cardstand  (dailytech.com) (78)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times give a shout out to FARK for this jewel: "Packers sign center Saturday. They signed him on Saturday? No, Friday. Who? Saturday. What?"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Packers sign center Saturday. They signed him on Saturday? No, Friday. Who? Saturday. What?  (sports.yahoo.com) (23)
(AM New York) Interesting Members of congress want to switch from election day to election weekend, with polls being open continuously from 10 a.m. Saturday to 6 p.m. Sunday. Allowing all the drunks to hit the polls on the way home from the bars... genius idea  (amny.com) (145)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Fark) PSA Saturday's NCAA my bracket's blown to hell discussion thread. Duke sucks  (fark.com) (371)
(this is london.co.uk) Caturday Bob the cat may not only have given his formerly homeless ex-heroin addict person a reason to get up in the morning, he has secured his future supply of gooshy food with a book deal just in time for Caturday  (thisislondon.co.uk) (723)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Sofia Vergara will give us two reasons to watch Saturday Night Live on April 7th  (insidetv.ew.com) (60)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Huffington Post) Caturday 'Fidge' the cat detects breast cancer in her human before doctors can thereby saving her human's life, now they can enjoy more Caturdays together  (huffingtonpost.com) (717)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool NJ Fark Party - Come meet ex-pat Sir Cumference the Flatulent while he's back in the states Join us for some video games & laser tag @ iPlay first & then onto dinner & drinks @ Moore's Tavern (Freehold) Saturday April 7th  (moorestavern.com) (69)
(Topless Robot) Cool The fifteen nerdiest Saturday Night Live skits. Say what you will, but Love Boat: The Next Generation starring Captain Jean-Luc Picard could have worked  (toplessrobot.com) (31)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Can Spurs bounce back after their collapse against Arsenal? Can Liverpool use their Cup win to springboard them into a CL spot? Two huge fixtures highlight this week's ELP thread, with LFC v Arsenal on Saturday and Spurs v Man U on Sunday  (dailymail.co.uk) (425)


Wed February 29, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting All three Republican candidates are scheduled to appear on a roundtable with Mike Huckabee on FoxNews Saturday. Finally, we get to hear them speak  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (57)


Sat February 25, 2012
(ESPN) Florida It's NASCAR It's Nationwide It's Danica sitting on a pole It's your Drive4COPD 300 official race thread 1 p.m. ET Saturday, ESPN  (espn.go.com) (138)
(Huffington Post) Caturday Woman saves Pudding the cat's life by adopting him. Just hours later, Pudding returns the favor by saving his new owner from almost certain death so they can both enjoy Caturday  (huffingtonpost.com) (1015)
(Fark) FarkParty Fark Party in Asheville, NC area on Saturday at 7:30  (fark.com) (108)


Wed February 22, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Interesting Here's a list of the 10 worst Saturday Night Live hosts ever, written by someone who obviously has no clue that the show existed before Mike Myers and Dana Carvey  (redeyechicago.com) (112)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Telegraph) Unlikely Iran's navy claimed its warships entered the Mediterranean on Saturday to convey Tehran's "message of peace and friendship"  (telegraph.co.uk) (250)


Sat February 11, 2012
(Oregon Live) Caturday Going from life on the streets as a feral to being a Blue Ribbon winner is not easy - but as Tank the cat will tell you, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll on Caturday  (oregonlive.com) (1027)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Salon) Stupid Turdblossom "offended" by Eastwood's Super Bowl Chrysler ad  (salon.com) (172)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Starpulse) Interesting Lana Del Rey's album is #1 in Britain. Apparently, they don't get "Saturday Night Live" over there  (starpulse.com) (57)


Sat February 04, 2012
(News.com.au) Caturday Australian SPCA designs iPad app for kittens so they can play games all Caturday long  (news.com.au) (811)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Lana Del Rey did fine on "Saturday Night Live," says Lana Del Rey  (music-mix.ew.com) (180)

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