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Headlines matching 'turd'

Sat May 26, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Entertainment Weekly's readers have voted for the best Saturday Night Live host of the past season, and it proves one thing: we should not let them vote in the presidential election (popwatch.ew.com)	(39)
		Sometimes you rescue a cat, and sometimes ... that cat rescues you right back. A happy little story just in time for Caturday (tissues not included) (huffingtonpost.com)	(1090)
		San Diego Fark Party, THIS SATURDAY May 26th 6:00pm at Pizza Port Solana Beach (fark.com)	(291)

Fri May 25, 2012

Doctor Who will carry the Olympic torch to Cardiff on Saturday, stop at the shop afterwards for some Jammie Dodgers (digitalspy.com)

(64)

Wed May 23, 2012

After Saturday hell of Great GoogaMooga, celebrity chef Eddie Huang assesses class of folks who attend food festivals: "Like a monsoon of uncontrollable soul burning diarrhea, the foodies descended upon us" (observer.com)

(18)

Sun May 20, 2012

Just another Seattle Saturday night when a half naked woman in hot pink duct tape kicks the ba-jeebers out of the cops (komonews.com)

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Sat May 19, 2012

		Busy Staples Center in Los Angeles the site of both of today's playoff games with Clippers/Spurs game 3 and Lakers/Thunder game 4. LA Sportsageddon Saturday tips off at 3:30 EDT (espn.go.com)	(117)
(press republican.com)		Bushytail, a baby squirrel who fell out of his nest, has been adopted - by a feline who recently gave birth to five kittens. While all animals are welcome on Caturday, this is starting to get a little weird (pressrepublican.com)	(610)

Fri May 18, 2012

(Some Guy)

It's easy to think UFO 'summoner' Robert Bingham is a crackpot for predicting a mass sighting on Saturday in LA. Except, he's done it before. And it worked (news.gather.com)

(64)

Sat May 12, 2012

		A full day of Saturday baseball features some interesting matchups: Cubs v Brewers, Braves v Cardinals, Rays v Orioles and much more. Action starts at 1:05 ET (espn.go.com)	(84)
(don't forget to call your mom)		Proof that a mother's love knows no bounds - a Yorkshire terrier adopts five kittens (who are almost as big as she is) just in time for the Mother's Day edition of Caturday (animaltracks.today.msnbc.msn.com)	(773)

Thu May 10, 2012

Study finds women's sexual appetite peaks Saturday night at 11 o'clock, 10 Central (dailymail.co.uk)

(75)

Tue May 08, 2012

Why does Saturday Night Live refuse to let NRO decide which sketches they air? Is it because they're communists hell bent on destroying America? (nationalreview.com)

(43)

Sat May 05, 2012

(abc15.com)

Pima was born in a dumpster, and is now a pampered house cat. But she obviously has not forgotten her roots as she reaches out (literally) to make friends with a wild bobcat. A sweet video just in time for Caturday (abc15.com)

(515)

Tue May 01, 2012

40 years ago, Turd Ferguson freed the Bandit and became a cultural icon (Not safe for work) (bbc.co.uk)

(16)

Sun April 29, 2012

The relegation battle on Saturday, and the battle for fourth spot on Sunday. It's your weekly EPL discussion thread, now better tasting and less filling (bbc.co.uk)

(263)

Sat April 28, 2012

		Tighten your belts for short track Saturday night. It's the Sprint Cup Capital City 400 from Richmond (nascar.com)	(336)
(www.news- press.com)		"Walmart has its greeters, we have our cats". A heart-warming story of a tiny island community coming together to help homeless felines, just in time for Caturday (news-press.com)	(514)

Mon April 23, 2012

		Iowa City to host "Slut Walk." Or as it's normally called, "Friday and Saturday Night" (press-citizen.com)	(117)
		The Aquabats now have a Saturday morning kids show. Subby is going to watch the shiat out of this (geekout.blogs.cnn.com)	(43)

Sun April 22, 2012

The best--and worst--political appearances on Saturday Night Live. Remember George McGovern and Steve Forbes? (ew.com)

(47)

Sat April 21, 2012

(Caturday)		Subby's cat has cancer. What would kitty heaven look like? Link to pic of cancerous cat, Lucy. (Need dual Caturday/Photoshop tag) (4.bp.blogspot.com)	(101)
(ksdk.com)		Marcy the chihuahua adopts two motherless kittens, feeding and caring for them at the shelter while they all wait for a home. More proof that dogs are also welcome on Caturday (ksdk.com)	(827)

Wed April 18, 2012

Much touted "green energy initiative" has turned out to be nothing more than a big brown turd (reuters.com)

(32)

Mon April 16, 2012

		First they did away with Saturday mail delivery, and I said nothing. Then they came for Friday delivery, and I sent a strongly worded email (slate.com)	(266)
		Eli Manning to follow in his brother's footsteps once again when he hosts Saturday Night Live, will wind up hosting twice and finally be regarded as the superior host (seattlepi.com)	(77)

Sun April 15, 2012

		A bomb blast, an ambulance stolen and a man named either Maggie, Shadow or Spartacus clutching a potato. Just your average Saturday night in Tarpon Springs (tampabay.com)	(37)
		Mitt Romney may activate comedy subroutine after being asked by Lorne Michaels to host Saturday Night Live. Hopefully Ann can get the time off of work to see him. OH WAIT (huffingtonpost.com)	(42)

Sat April 14, 2012

(eadt.co.uk)

Horace the cat, missing for almost 3 weeks, finally found his way home - despite having two broken legs - just in time for Caturday (eadt.co.uk)

(631)

Fri April 13, 2012

(Some Guy)

Bellator 65 and UFC on Fuel TV 2 C-C-C-COMBO thread. We start at 7pm with Bellator and the Bantamweight title. Saturday at noon Gustafsson and Silva headline the UFC's debut in Sweden. All times eastern, all times suck for the west coast (ufc.com)

(482)

Mon April 09, 2012

(Some Guy)

Having ended unemployment, now that it is 11%, School systems that are bankrupt, murders, gangs, and corruption. RI decides to attack the Clear and Present Danger. Fido on your lap in the car. Things stay safe for Caturday (www2.turnto10.com)

(65)

Sat April 07, 2012

Poldi the ginger tom cat has been found and returned to his owner after missing for 15 years - he was identified because of a tattoo on his ear. He's old and almost toothless now but still ready for Caturday (bbc.co.uk)

(682)

Fri April 06, 2012

(Some Bee)

Last Call for NJ Fark Party Saturday April 7th Freehold/Howell. Please let us know if you're planning to attend & whether you're chargin' your lazer or just joining us to imbibe. DIT (iplayamerica.com)

(66)

Tue April 03, 2012

In a gesture of disrespect to Caturday, man found "playing baseball" with heads of decapitated cats after setting aunt's house on fire (wishtv.com)

(57)

Sat March 31, 2012

(busselton mail.com)

Against all odds, Squid the cat turns 97 (cat) years old. This article seemed appropriate as we celebrate another birthday this weekend - Caturday's one and only Alien (busseltonmail.com.au)

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Thu March 29, 2012

Upright Citizens Brigade member Kate McKinnon joins Saturday Night Live. The Bucket of Truth told me so (warmingglow.uproxx.com)

(40)

Wed March 28, 2012

(Some Guy)		Anonymous will "kill" the internet this Saturday, finally knock over that cardstand (dailytech.com)	(78)
		Seattle Times give a shout out to FARK for this jewel: "Packers sign center Saturday. They signed him on Saturday? No, Friday. Who? Saturday. What?" (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(2)

Sat March 24, 2012

		Packers sign center Saturday. They signed him on Saturday? No, Friday. Who? Saturday. What? (sports.yahoo.com)	(23)
		Members of congress want to switch from election day to election weekend, with polls being open continuously from 10 a.m. Saturday to 6 p.m. Sunday. Allowing all the drunks to hit the polls on the way home from the bars... genius idea (amny.com)	(145)

Sat March 17, 2012

		Saturday's NCAA my bracket's blown to hell discussion thread. Duke sucks (fark.com)	(371)
(this is london.co.uk)		Bob the cat may not only have given his formerly homeless ex-heroin addict person a reason to get up in the morning, he has secured his future supply of gooshy food with a book deal just in time for Caturday (thisislondon.co.uk)	(723)

Mon March 12, 2012

Sofia Vergara will give us two reasons to watch Saturday Night Live on April 7th (insidetv.ew.com)

(60)

Sat March 10, 2012

'Fidge' the cat detects breast cancer in her human before doctors can thereby saving her human's life, now they can enjoy more Caturdays together (huffingtonpost.com)

(717)

Thu March 08, 2012

(Some Bee)		NJ Fark Party - Come meet ex-pat Sir Cumference the Flatulent while he's back in the states Join us for some video games & laser tag @ iPlay first & then onto dinner & drinks @ Moore's Tavern (Freehold) Saturday April 7th (moorestavern.com)	(69)
		The fifteen nerdiest Saturday Night Live skits. Say what you will, but Love Boat: The Next Generation starring Captain Jean-Luc Picard could have worked (toplessrobot.com)	(31)

Sun March 04, 2012

Can Spurs bounce back after their collapse against Arsenal? Can Liverpool use their Cup win to springboard them into a CL spot? Two huge fixtures highlight this week's ELP thread, with LFC v Arsenal on Saturday and Spurs v Man U on Sunday (dailymail.co.uk)

(425)

Wed February 29, 2012

All three Republican candidates are scheduled to appear on a roundtable with Mike Huckabee on FoxNews Saturday. Finally, we get to hear them speak (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com)

(57)

Sat February 25, 2012

		It's NASCAR It's Nationwide It's Danica sitting on a pole It's your Drive4COPD 300 official race thread 1 p.m. ET Saturday, ESPN (espn.go.com)	(138)
		Woman saves Pudding the cat's life by adopting him. Just hours later, Pudding returns the favor by saving his new owner from almost certain death so they can both enjoy Caturday (huffingtonpost.com)	(1015)
		Fark Party in Asheville, NC area on Saturday at 7:30 (fark.com)	(108)