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Fri January 20, 2017
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Is that a vagina on your head or are you just trying to mess with drone operators?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So according to Kellyanne Conway, by trying to expose the ignorance and dangers of Trump nominations like Betsy DeVos and Rex Tillerson, Democrats are "engaging in show trials"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Think you've got a job that requires you to wear the brown trousers? Try being a Student Driving Instructor... in the winter... in Idaho
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having absolutely NO other stories to report on, the BBC tackles the tough issues such as: "Why do we put 'The' in front of the country Gambia when talking about it?"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In celebration of Fark's favorite country songstress and her 71st birthday, here's Dolly Parton singing "Jolene" way back in 1975
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson is losing it against the waxing tide of rebellion, now resorts to statements like "Your point is stupid" to try and win arguments
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
France slams Britain for Brexit, demands the country pay a massive divorce settlement and only have visitation rights to Germany on alternating weekends and holidays
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you find yourself enjoying a lobster dinner, try not to think about the fact that you're really just eating an ocean-based potato bug
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Unlike everyone else in the country, Obama tells everyone we'll be OK -- in the same tone dog owners tell their pet during the final trip to the vet
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Wed January 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's latest adviser being sued for simply trying to "lighten up" the club scene
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
When asked about the issues of trying to become a Canadian citizen. Justin Trudeau, "...my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland so I do have some idea of the challenges it takes to come to Canada..." What?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EPA nominee Scott Pruitt grilled on ties to oil and gas industry, motorsports
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(CBC)
 
 
 
OK, stop me if you've heard this one before ... A billionaire reality TV host with no political experience just declared he's running for the leadership of a conservative party in a large North American country. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you picked "three days before the inauguration" as the moment when the first protester would try to light himself on fire in front of the Trump International Hotel, your prize is waiting for you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"It has yet to be decided on what the collective noun should be for a group of stadium announcers. I would propose a screech, although a babble or an annoyance would be perfectly acceptable substitutes"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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Tue January 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Polls that show Trump's approval rating at 40% are rigged and phony, according to Trump. Wow, and I thought he'd say, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll try to be President for all the people and get those numbers up"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish researchers try sticking crying babies with needles to get them to stop. Honestly, who among us hasn't considered doing the same?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In order to advance to the next level, Betsy DeVos will have to overcome Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. This is the political equivalent of Link armed with a wooden sword and bow with no arrows trying to take down Gannon
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the Penn State men's ice hockey team is the #1 ranked team in the country for the first time in program history
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So how does The Mountain from "Game of Thrones" stay in headbashing shape during the offseason? By going on Italian television and trying to set a world record for longest washing machine toss
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The only country Trump *hasn't* offended is Russia. Make of that what you will
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Mon January 16, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Vinyl may become a billion dollar industry
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(The Register)
 
 
 
123456 is still the world's most popular password. C'mon people, you're not even trying anymore
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Toby Keith won't apologize for playing inauguration, creating bro-country
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zhou Youguang, who simplified writing Chinese has died at 111. Apparently he got his idea after spending his first 110 years trying to finish reading just one book
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Marijuana shops are trying to look like Apple stores
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Feds bust two huge robocall operations and issue a $4.375 million fine. 80 percent of their calls were to people on the do not call registry
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Sun January 15, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The making of Blazing Saddles. Bonus outtakes of Mongo trying to fight a coin-operated sheriff
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
10 days after Pornhub rates them as the the third most porn watchingest country, the Philippines decide to block Pornhub. Sales of National Geographic back issues skyrocket
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
After years of trying, China finally masters the manufacturing of: A) multi-stage rockets. B) ICBM defense systems. C) ballpoint pens
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Sat January 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for round two of the NFL playoffs with the battle of the birds, Seattle at Atlanta starting at 4:35 ET on FOX, then the Texans try to beat the Patriots against all the odds at 8:15 ET on CBS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Influential conservative YouTube channel yanked over copyright infringement, will now be forced to deal with weeks of fighting terrible Google support instead of the country
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who hates dark matter so much, he's spent his life trying to kill it. See, it's just that space-time and the matter within it are a hologram that arises from an underlying network of qubits that create the illusion of dark matter
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult
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(The British Library)
 
 
 
Physical chemists aren't trying to brag or anything, but they just produced hydrogen from paraffin waxes through microwave degradation using a ruthenium catalyst, cuz it's not bragging if you can do it, biatch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marie Osmond asks, who's performing for Trump? Not this Osmond, must be one of those other Osmonds. Geez, even conservative country singers ain't going for Trump. I might feel a little sorry for Donnie if he weren't such a dick
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Political tip: If you try to gain support by referring to a country that doesn't actually exist, you're probably going to get mocked. A lot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While everyone was watching the Senate GOP take their healthcare away, the House GOP was busy eliminating the government's ability to regulate private industry in any capacity
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(Metro)
 
 
 
British spy who leaked the PEEOTUS dossier has gone into hiding, fearing Russia will try to kill him
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Want a job with 4 weeks of paid vacation? Try the fast food industry
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
ASU basketball coach Bobby Hurley clarifies his "farking Tucson" locker room comment in advance of rivalry game with UA, says he was trying to motivate his players the way Coach K taught him
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Christie is the country's least popular governor - so why is there talk of a comeback?
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Man dies trying to win bet he couldn't eat four pickled eggs in a minute
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
30 years of Showtime knockouts compressed into 13 minutes of pure punching power. Come for the artistry, stay for the "DAAAAAAAAMN, you got knocked the Fark out"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The greatest president of the millennium gives his farewell speech in Chicago. He turned the country around after 8 years of recession and war. It's your Official President Barack Obama Farewell Address Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on all networks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepdaughter hates me. I married her father after her mother died. Now she wants me to watch her two young kids as she goes back to work. My husband thinks she is trying; I think she wants free child care. What do I do?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Full costs of Brexit becoming clear in UK as prices of pantry staples like Oxo, Bisto and Mr Kipling soar. Foods that a normal person would eat in the course of a meal unaffected
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out what food to plant on Mars once the astronauts all get sick of only eating potatoes grown in their own feces
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Apple is the new Nintendo: Both sit on mounds of cash from previous successes, but somehow lost control of the industry they once led by the nose
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
After a terrorist attack kills four and wounds many, Israel investigates why over 40 soldiers on the scene did not try to stop it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
At least some people like President-elect Trump's pick to lead the Environmental Protection Agency ...okay so they're all climate deniers and oil industry flacks, but still
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to give plenty of leash for his cabinet secretaries to hang the country with
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Clubs is trying to put together the perfect animal-related mixtape and needs your help
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man shot in laundromat fight. Let's see how agitators in the media try to spin this one in the next news cycle
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bicyclist struck and killed by van outside Legoland. Police still trying to piece together the accident
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
Video
 
Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Delta apologizes for relocating crying baby from first class to coach. Next time try the overhead bin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice's daughter will try to keep the football tradition in her family alive and try out for the Los Angeles Temptation of the Lingerie Football League
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Short List)
 
 
 
SNES-themed sneakers, perfect for walking around Donkey Kong Country
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Austin man caught trying to get rid of cocaine he'd hidden under his fat belly. Guess cocaine doesn't keep everyone from eating
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2017 continues its Apology for 2016 Tour by trying to bring viewers BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to ESPN
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We need a proper cookie thread for one last hurrah after the holiday season. Did you try any new recipes? Used a tried-and-true recipe to win every party? Show us the good stuff and why the best cookies always have raisins in them
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Drew Curtis Memorial Library NEEDS a Rare Books section, starting w/ this entry
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Good news - 77% of all New Year's resolutions are still being kept after the first week of the year. Bad news - 23% actually had the financial means to make the move out of the country after the November election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China tells Trump to lay off Twitter. That's right; a WHOLE FARKING COUNTRY JUST TOLD A PRESIDENT OF ANOTHER COUNTRY TO STOP SHIATPOSTING ON THE INTERNET
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How to stop the spread of fake news: "Maybe the news should stop trying so hard to entertain." We're so boned
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(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's new governor pushes for statehood to end the country's economic crisis. Although anyone who thinks joining the U.S. means an end to economic problems has never carefully looked at Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Trying to hide 100 heroin pills in your rectum will send you to jail, make you the butt of jokes
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man buys 1,000 newspapers to try and hide his DWI arrest and mugshot, fails spectacularly (w pic of mugshot)
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Tar Heels try to avoid their second straight loss to start conference play. The Clemson Tigers will try to force Roy Williams into mid-season surgery in big home game
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Conservative intellectuals try to make the case for Trump. Not too well, mind you, but they at least try
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama is still trying to figure out how to put child locks on the nuclear launch console
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The world's fish industry might be saved by...Iowa?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2017 looks like it might be trying to apologize for 2016
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Industry desperately seeking new resources in Alaska after hitting peak output of: A: Oil. B: Gold, or C: Reality TV
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obesity rates went up in every country in the world, yes Somalia too. Here's the information in a handy map so you won't need to burn extra calories by reading
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jury selection begins Wednesday in criminal trial of man whose pharmacy shipped injectable meningitis around the country in 2012
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Obama is trying to accomplish what Hillary Clinton failed miserably to do: Start a nuclear war with Russia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm in an easy job with good benefits but I'm bored. Had an active job, then went to grad school and am currently teaching. Framed houses before the recession, currently into furniture and cabinetry now- is it worth the jump?
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Scientists create Wolverine-like material that self heals. No word if they were hired by Stryker
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
2016's "Hillary has no foreign policy achievements, just look at the failure of the Russia Reset" has somehow become 2017's "Obama is trying to break up the USA and its BFF Putin"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Senator Warren is still taking pot shots at the banking industry
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Just Green this please, I'm busy updating Facebook, sending tweets and trying to score on Tinder
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Google and Hulu may completely derail the television industry in 2017
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make a Mean Girls musical happen. It's just like fetch; never gonna happen
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers claim the UK is the 'second most powerful country' in the world behind the United States - and could even win in war against China and Russia. Jolly good, eh what?
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(Publishers Weekly)
 
 
 
Yeah, we know the Saturday Morning Book Club is a bit late today, but we're still wading through all the new releases this year trying to pick the best books of 2016. So...want to help with your suggestions?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Maybe the Bills were actually trying to protect Tyrod Taylor, and not their bank account
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White liberals finally realized just how racist and misogynistic the country truly is
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the Christian Right does what it does? No, not because they're nuts; they're trying to keep what happened to Rome from happening to America. You're welcome
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
A last minute entry for Trolling of the Year - Interstate sports category as custom made WSU socks proudly declare "Go Dawgs"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Snowden decides to try his hand at stand-up comedy, asks President Obama for a full pardon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you put your pants on one leg at a time or just jump in? If those fail do you try the flail your legs at the ceiling method?
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The ethanol industry is the latest group to find out what Trump said pre-election, is quite different to post-election
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tapestry expert to visit NYC to verify possible Henry VIII tapestry, rescue elderly father
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Latest used clothing craze in Japan: salty used fisherman jeans. Fisherman: "I decided to try it since I could wear the jeans for free and wouldn't have to buy any for work. But who is buying my pants at that high price?"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kerry: "fark it, I'll try to achieve world peace before Trump farks it all up"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick complains that bad NFL teams are trying to get better
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sophomore LaMelo Ball, one of the top HS players in the country, points to the half court line during a game, then casually drains the shot. And the crowd goes wild
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
When trying to decide the name of your new bar, generally you should avoid calling it something like 'Death,' or 'Employees Only'
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Mon December 26, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun Strowman destroy New Year's next? How will Chris Jericho try to fight his fear of heights? Will Neville destroy some more cruiserweights? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:50 PM
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists are trying to make your tomatoes tasty again. In other news, tomatoes were once tasty
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"People are happier during festive seasons like Christmas and New Year's. What's more, increasing the number of mandatory public holidays would improve a country's overall wellbeing"
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"Headlines of 'Millennials are killing the X industry' could just as easily read 'Millennials are locked out of the X industry.'"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
There are still some people in the world who try to solve their problems by throwing snakes at them
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Will the populist politicians of the future try to rise up against Skynet and the machines?
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The U.S. Navy's F-18s are choking their pilots unconscious as they try to fly them
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Donald, I spiked your Muslim registry source data just as my shift ended. You're welcome. Love and kisses, (former) President Obama
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Airbus ponders a future with a flying Starbucks and no view, hope to make prison industry main customer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The US is now a country that can be ignored. So how's all that greatness working out for ya?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Who's the most googled person in 2016, by country. And, of course, Leonardo DiCaprio was the most googled in Morocco, but then we all knew that
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
In the tradition of cushy jobs in the banking industry, former banker appointed as Ontario's first ombudsman of beer
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The conspiracies about the backgrounds of the refs in the Ohio State - Michigan game turn out to be just as accurate as Mike Lantry's left leg when it mattered most
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple trying to sell an aging missile silo located between a Maine Air Force Base and the Canadian border are stunned they can't find any buyers. "Not even the crazies have asked about it"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Trump supporter trying to help two immigrants navigate the JCPenney customer service line
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL announces the players who will try to skip the Pro Bowl
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A website that does nothing but directly quote Christians is the biggest group of liars in the country
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Don't look like a criminal. This has been a message from the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles facial recognition department
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Smuggling Coke into the country inside a crate of Pepsi. There's a certain level of genius at play here. Not much, but some
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country. Especially if he is a Southern Baptist leader who dares to criticize his fellow leaders for blindly promoting Donald Trump, and now faces losing his position
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in Scientists Are Cash-Grabbing Whores: "Sugar Ain't So Bad," sponsored by the sugar industry
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Mon December 19, 2016
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
If you got your teeth cleaned at the Center for Family and Specialty Dentistry in Reading, Pa., you should probably get tested for HIV. That is all
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Need a new method for shielding your ATM pin code? Try this
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(DW)
 
 
 
"Tanzania is the only country in Africa where dynamite is common in commercial fishing, even though it is forbidden"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing only pants arrested trying to break into a home. But since this is Florida Man, the pants were on his arms
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the rise and fall of toy chemistry sets, which suck these days compared to the old ones: "Glassblowing kits in the 1950s supplied children with a blowtorch, and some nuclear-focused kits contained radioactive uranium ore"
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver police try to justify taking blankets and tents from homeless during sub-zero weather, and do a darned good job of it
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas can't fix its budget deficit, so they are planning on stealing unclaimed property to try and fix it
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey America: The rest of the world thinks your outrage over a nation trying to rig one of YOUR elections is hilarious: "Double standards are their way of life. It is laughable - and embarrassing - when America lectures others about democracy"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A Cabinetry of Dunces
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One traveler's horror story when Border Patrol agents caught her trying to re-enter the U.S. from Canada while smuggling deadly contraband--Kinder Eggs
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The top 10 games of 2016. Wow, 2016 is trying to kill gaming as well
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Canadian task force recommends that the country legalize pot. The only problem is trying to come up with any kind of stash in a backyard garden when racing against a two week long growing season
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Wed December 14, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You've just embezzled $6 million from your employer. What is your next move, hotshot? A) hightail it to the nearest country with no US extradition laws, B) wire it all to a Swiss account, or C) spend $1.34 million on in-app purchases for Game of War
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Army of Darkness is no longer the only Evil Dead entry with an alternate ending (Warning: SPOILERS)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and reflect on the fact that Donald Trump, the CEO of Carl's Jr., a "Dancing with the Stars" contestant and the founder of the WWE will all be running the country come January 20th
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
National Film Registry inconceivably adds The Lion King and Princess Bride to the 2016 list
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I could have been someone; I put my dreams with my wife's own to care for her sick father who was dying of cancer. I took over his business, left grad school, and now he's better and I want to try and live my dreams. What do I do?"
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Women in St Louis are having more sex than anywhere else in the country. Further investigation may be needed
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tinder aims to become your next party game by launching a TV app, because nothing is more of a sad game than watching you try to hook up
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(National Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Even if the 18 needles didn't kill the guy the first time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists are frantically trying to make backup copies of government data on climate change, in fear that Donald "Global Warming is a Chinese Hoax" Trump's administration will make some inconvenient truth vanish
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Texas zoo starts a gift registry for an expectant orangutan couple, since there's nothing worse than duplicate baby gifts
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A deep dive inside all of Trump's foreign business conflicts that will cause the US to sell out and become a third-rate country
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Mon December 12, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pepsi: We're trying to sell you healthier snacks, but you keep buying Cheetos
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you sure as hell don't try to claim a parking spot outside the Hell's Angels' headquarters
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Now that they're running the country, Twitter decides to let their leader have his account back
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Since there is nothing on TV this time of the year to while away all that spare time. Try these 10 must-watch TV shows
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Sun December 11, 2016
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Protip: When trying to steal a 58" TV from Walmart, make sure it's not during a shop-with-a-cop event. With "Yeah, I'm an idiot" mugshot goodness
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Sat December 10, 2016
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks try to steal a familiar logo
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It only took 26 years, unfavorable reporting, and being sued for the state of Michigan to stop trying to collect child support from a man who wasn't the child's father. Tag is for the child support agency
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
San Francisco now trying out flavor-of-the-week in the drinking water supply. This week: Beetroot Surprise
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, China doesn't have a problem with environmental pollution in the countrysides, just ask this 'monkey face' piglet. (Graphic)
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Progressives you need to join your brethren the conservatives and try to limit the president's power
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans: 'it was a tough election but its over. y'all need to calm down, be reasonable and lets get back to work and put this country on track. Alex Jones: 'Hillary raped, murdered, and chopped up TONS of kids go get her guys'
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If a cop's taser has no effect on a person trying to use a phone or tablet in a courtroom, I guess the next logical step would be to shoot him in the ass
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump "I've done nothing to divide the country". Oh. Okay then
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
And here we see Rick Santorum telling an undocumented immigrant protected by DACA--who spent the better part of a decade pursuing an advance engineering degree and following the STEM path--"Go to any other country right now and apply those wares"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Did you know that the rarely aired unofficial pilot episode of The Twilight Zone was set on December 7, 1941 and was about a man going back in time trying to stop Pearl Harbor?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Want a fun game that's even more likely to start a fistfight than the average round of Monopoly? Then why not try Santa vs. Jesus?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea uses thousands of hackers to attack the South, presumably by sharing time on both 386s in the country
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Every try stacking a few coins? Let's go to Japan and see how the pros make it a mesmerizing art form
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended for trying to give the pizza deliverywoman some extra sausage
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who is trying to bring raves to North Korea. It's been a struggle: "North Koreans can't grasp why people would pay to stand in a club listening to someone else playing pre-recorded music. Clearly ecstasy hasn't hit Pyongyang yet"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America's math skills are getting worse with the country's test scores falling to levels not seen since 2006, a full 20 years ago
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Electing Trump will cause the UN to pave the way for the anti-Christ, says Pastor who supported Trump. So are you admitting your were wrong, just trying to sow fear to keep your flock inline or actively helping the anti-Christ?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to prove that the speed of light is getting slower as the universe ages
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for The Last Knight, Michael Bay's final entry into the inexplicably popular childhood destroyer Transformers franchise, has just been revealed; its alt-mode is a Port-A-Potty
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, I try my best to be just like I am but everybody wants you to be just like them. They sing while you slave and I just get bored. I ain't gonna speak at Nobel awards no more
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(Time)
 
 
 
Want to see just how sad the state of the music industry is in? This morning at 8:30 AM ET CBS will unveil the 2017 Grammy Nominees. It's your Official Discussion Thread. And yes, you'll be reminded James Corden is hosting for some reason
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in the entertainment industry is now official. Jimmy Kimmel will host the 2017 Oscars
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Mon December 05, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Charlotte ask for her rematch at Roadblock End of the Line? Who will try to stop The New Day's quest to break Demolition's record? Will Sami Zayn try to jump Braun Strowman again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP share 24 experiences in 24 hours on responding to impaired driving. Half of the stories involve officers overhearing "Hold my beer, I'm going to try something"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Monday. What better way to unwind in the afternoon than the EPL? Tonight's match features 2 teams just trying to stay out of the relegation zone. Will 'Boro win at home? Can Hull find form again? Tune into NBCSN @ 3 EST to find out
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Country singer falls off stage, breaks ribs, punctures lung, girlfriend leaves him, and dog up and dies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A look at the terrible implications overturning Roe V Wade would have on the country
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is the most admired leader in the tech industry. Mostly because he's the only person in Silicon Valley who actually sports a normal looking haircut
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have an extra $150,000 laying around you'd like to sleep on? Try out this $150,000 mattress from Swedish company Hästens Vividus
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who had a bionic penis installed with a pioneering surgery recently? Well he now has FIFTY women who want him to try it out on them
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(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Ever try putting cheese in a hot glue gun? Would you want to?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diplomatic eyes of the world on Reykjavik as top officials of Iceland, the supermarket, meet with Iceland, the country, in emergency talks to avert war: "Iceland (the company) has coexisted with the country called Iceland very happily until recently"
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(Digital Dream Door)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is trying to put together a list of the best novelty songs of all time. Subby holding out for "Disco Duck" at #1
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Russia fears that its banking system is under threat by global hackers who could exploit code in the country's 286- and XT-based financial network
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
♫♫So bye, bye hard data and facts, Drove our country to the levee but the levee was dry...Them Goldman boys were drinking Kool-Aid 'n' Rye, Singin' this'll be the day that facts die...This'll be the day that facts die.♫♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are trying to make "alt-left" a thing to distract attention from their alt-right problem, not realizing that as with "SJW," the only people who consider it an insult are the people who are saying it
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Jesus-thieving three admit Wollongong mall nativity heist. Try saying THAT three times fast
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With tiny screens in every hand, Twitter is all but one small step to becoming Trump's "Ministry of Truth"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a rare case of Australia not trying to kill people, a group of 17-year-olds spend $20 to synthesize the key ingredient for $110,000 worth of Daraprim just to prove Pharma Bro is a giant douche
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal pot sales are coming to a halt because of testing for pesticides. "People are saying this is totally unfair. That's actually completely wrong. These things are expected of any industry where people are putting things in their mouth"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1955, a lady refuses to give up her seat in a bus and the whole country notices
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(Newser)
 
 
 
College students probably weren't going to fork over their beer money anyway, but nice try, computer kidnappers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parallel parking and diagonal parking are for amateurs. Try vertical parking
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
On being invited to visit Pakistan by the Prime Minister, Trump said that he would love to come to a fantastic country, fantastic place of fantastic people
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Trump should unleash coal industry from EPA regulations" because why not have polluted streams, waste ponds break loose, blackened skies?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Try Loot Crate without a subscription, shipping included. Because you can never have enough geek t-shirts. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're trying to say, so here's a video of a baby polar bear getting a bath
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
HIV is spreading through the same areas of the country that believe HIV is a punishment from God. Well, maybe it is now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Exhausted over The Walking Dead's profit fight, AMC pledges to end packaging fees. But the CAA is upset and is trying to prevent making things cheaper for everyone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stupid new online challenge has naked people trying to cover all their naughty bits using only a single digit. Enjoy The One Finger Selfie Challenge (probably Not safe for work)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You should try eating Key Deer before they're all screwed
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
That sinkhole that Japan fixed in a week is broken again. Maybe they should try percussive maintenance
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist claims death is an illusion and our consciousness simply transcends to an alternative universe, suggests you try the mushrooms
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The medical research industry is so focused on profits that patients with a rare disease have to cure it themselves
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
The circle of life is complete. Israel to use US military aid funds to buy more F-35s from the US and prop up the US defense industry so the US can give more aid and more planes can be bought
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who called for a country where every race but one was excluded? A) DNC chair candidate. B) KKK Advocate. C) Bill Gates
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Buying stuff with your phone still sucks: "Despite the tech industry racing to build self-driving cars and colonize Mars, it continues to fail at the far simpler task of making it easy to purchase toilet paper on your phone"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On the way out the door, Obama leaves a shiat -andwich on the Resolute Desk for Trump to eat when he arrives by signing aggressive biofuels requirements that Trump can either undo and piss off everyone in corn country or keep and piss off oilmen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cars not to consider for this year's Cannonball Run, even if you are two very attractive women tag-teaming across the country in a Lamborghini
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Join us in this campaign to make this country great again," says the prime minister of India. Sweet hairy Krishna, it's contagious
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
On the thirtieth anniversary of the release of the second-best Star Trek film [after The Undiscovered Country], one of the writers discusses Eddie Murphy's lost role, script rewrites, and those damned whales
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that the long and glorious tryptophan coma has worn off, Fark is ready to help you again...with the Fark Weird News Quiz. Black Friday, indeed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dear Kellogg's: Corn flakes have never been cool. Stop trying to make them hipster
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he spent his Thanksgiving trying to save an Indiana factory
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just another Trump supporter trying to Make Delta Airlines Great Again
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Should you actually try and find out what is inside of Donald J. Trump park you will only find an empty, unloved ruin with a famous name
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
As you enjoy for breakfast the warmed up mashed potatoes you left out on the counter overnight, try not to think about the 16 million bacteria growing on the surface
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Protesters will try and ruin consumers' Black Friday on Michigan Avenue in Chicago. This will not end well
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(MCCLOUD)
 
 
 
It's not yet time for a Patrick Swayze Christmas, but you can gorge yourself and slump into a tryptophan coma while watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon, beginning at Noon ET on ShoutFactoryTVlive.com and YouTube
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Just because dangerous toys may have been recalled from stores doesn't mean they're still not for sale online. Subby still trying to find a Bag O'Glass but no luck
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Wed November 23, 2016
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
K-Pop star Rain flunked his Hollywood tryout in "Speed Racer" and is considered old and washed up in his home country, but he's still big in China and rest of Asia
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guys, there's NOTHING worse than posting dick pics to try and impress women. Okay guys, there's ONE THING worse than posting dick pics to women
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Presidential nominee's charity received $150,000 for speech to foreign country. No not that one
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Protip: pizza is not a valid form of ID when trying to get into a bar, unless you happen to be the Little Caesar's guy or a Noid
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump realizes he might want to leave the country after his tenure as president, changes his mind about waterboarding
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes it's about time you fellow Trump critics try listening a little bit to the president-elect The Donald
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Why does PBS always show crappy music when trying to raise funds? How can this be an effective strategy?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert didn't write any jokes about a Trump win for his live election night show, because it's tough to try to get people to laugh at a funeral
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns charge $105 entry fee to job fair, severely decreasing their chances of finding a quarterback
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Doctors try treating gunshot victims with hypothermia. Preliminary results show that it works WAY better than treating hypothermia victims with gunshots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zlatan hints he will play in the USA someday. "I've travelled around like Napoleon, and conquered every new country where I've set foot. So perhaps I should do what Napoleon didn't and cross the Atlantic and conquer the States as well"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Mexican artists give their interpretation of all 32 NFL team helmets. The results run the gamut from 'Really cool,' to 'Maybe you should try a different combination of hallucinogens.'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is why you don't try to pay a hooker with a boiled egg
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Playing a game in Mexico City could be "devastating" to players due to the high altitude and poor quality of the air. But, hey, anything to put a game in a country where the word "football" usually refers to another sport
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors are trying to cast themselves in the role of "villains", but they aren't even close to being the most hated NBA team ever. "Obvious" tag had to go back to the training room because Rick Mahorn elbowed it in the face
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie got frozen out of Trump's Cabinet not because he jailed the father of Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, but because Trump was annoyed that Christie kept trying to get "in the frame" as news cameras filmed Trump on election night
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Argentine President: "Congrats on your win, Mr. Trump." Trump: "Yeah, so about that real estate deal in your country that I've been having trouble with"
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(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not really a holiday parade unless there's a pole dancing entry
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Sun November 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A mile-high skyscraper built on reclaimed land in a country prone to typhoons and earthquakes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus abandons reality, says the proposed Muslim registry is "not based on religion"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is #1 at the box office with $76 million Dr. Strange #3 with $16.7 million, Trolls #2 with $16.7 million. The Edge of Seventeen thudded at #7 with $4.8 million, and Billy Lynn bombed with a paltry $1 million
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Quick: Name the top three states with the highest rate of divorce. California? Nope. New York? Nah. Texas? Nice try
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Spiffy: a country considers enshrining a right to food. Difficulty: it's the country that considers haggis, deep fried Mars bars and Irn Bru as edible
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The problem isn't "fake" news, it's the media trying to pass off crap as news. I think there's a website about that somewhere
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to introduce American-born pandas to China, they struggle with adapting to the local language and cuisine
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you thought Spanish food was all paella and pinchos then think again. Behold ten delicious Spanish dishes you must try before you die
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Despite there being video proving otherwise, "Trump has never advocated for any registry... that tracks people based on their religion." and that's when Rachel Maddow loses it and, to be honest, so is subby
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The copyright case against the song Uptown Funk could lead the music industry "to litigate itself to death"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's Transition team: "Let's set the record straight. We're not making a 'Muslim Registry'. It's more of an...uhh..invite list for..umm...a party that's just for Muslims. Yeah, that's the ticket"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News assures viewers a Muslim Registry would be Constiutional
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans warn they will kill the filibuster if Democrats try to do what they did and block a president's Supreme Court nominee
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The No. 5 Louisville Cardinals try to get more respect by defeating the Houston Cougars. What is this, the 1983 Final Four?
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Thu November 17, 2016
(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
In these trying times, it's good to know that Major League Baseball is in great health and in its third decade of labor peace. The season will surely start in 2017 without any work stopp--
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: "In the liberal community, you hate this idea of creating a monolith. Don't look at Muslims as a monolith. But everybody who voted for Trump is a monolith, is a racist. That hypocrisy is also real in our country"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Constitutional law experts say Trump's registry for Muslim visitors to the United States wouldn't be illegal. Degrading but not illegal
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to find one of these discontinued never-to-be-minted-again coins from Dead On Paper. Anyone have suggestions on where to look besides eBay? Coin forums seem to be mostly interested in currency only
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Worried about birth control? Try an IUD: It will last longer than a Trump Presidency. Submitter's Warning: If you experience a Trump Presidency lasting longer than four years, please contact a medical professional
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your supreme leader so fat when he wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Chief strategist, in a bid to unite the country, says there are too many Asian CEOs in Silicon Valley. I guess the scapegoating doesn't stop at the Jews
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Will all countries who haven't ramped up their bigotry in the wake of Trump's election please step forward? Not so fast there, Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain chastises Trump for trying to reignite the spark with Putin
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How will Trump handle the India-Pakistan conflict? Since Trump is trying to develop multiple resort hotels in India, but none in Pakistan, you may already have your answer
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
AI robot Torobo-kun flunks entrance exam to U of Tokyo for fourth straight year, decides to get real job in industry where it can commiserate with fellow robot morons on the factory floor
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Try to remember that the Secret Service also reads Twitter
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Canada, long thought of as America's loyal hat, has put in a bid to become America's back-stabbing Elvis wig by attempting to lure four key states to join their pretend country
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alien-hunters in Peru are in a frenzy over a street light, similar street lights have also been spotted in other parts of the country
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan police officer gets his geography wrong while trying to make the South rise again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says Trump offered her and other journalists gifts in exchange for favorable coverage. Good thing she waited until AFTER THE ELECTION TO TELL US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man will attempt to outdo Michael Phelps at something when it comes to swimming. He will try to swim across the Atlantic from Senegal to Brazil
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider not only found the Higgs, it detected an earthquake in New Zealand. Is there any thing it can't do (besides finding supersymmetry)?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Thirteen people likely to run for president in 2020, assuming we still have a country left by then
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trying to decide where to move to now that Donald Trump has become the president-elect? Well, today is your lucky day: there are towns that will actually pay you to live there
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pizza Day. Arguments about who has the best pizza to the right. (Hint: It's Chicago, haters)
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi trying to join the All-Blacks?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can't poop? Try Botox. Can't stop sweating? Try Botox. Can't shake those chronic migraines? Try Botox
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England and Scotland: "We got gassed by the Huns at the Second Battle of Ypres and kept going; if FIFA thinks it can do better, it is welcome to try"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
With all due respect Mr. Trump, we would have had massive protests no matter who won. Just let everyone get it out of their system, and move the country forward
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New entry on the seemingly endless list of Australian animals that want to kill you: goats
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will Trump and the GOP try to pass the Constitutional Restoration Act?
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you unsuccessfully try to hotwire someone's pickup, don't leave a citation for an earlier crime behind in the cab
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadians lash out at celebrities threatening to move to their country after Trump win, promise to take back Beiber
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(Economist)
 
 
 
LHC collector is FINALLY going to prove supersymmetry is nothing more than subatomic pixie dust conjoured up by sad fantasists, and this one physicist stands to win a lot of beer when he disproves string theory once and for all
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
President-Elect Donald Trump's government website is up, running so we all can work together on "urgent task of rebuilding our nation." Remember, shoes for industry; shoes for the dead
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This may be hard to believe but despite his rhetoric about bringing down the establishment it appears that Donald Trump is proposing massive deregulation and tax cuts for the finance industry
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(National Review)
 
 
 
If you squint, unskew a few numbers, and maybe if Obama insulted half the country as "deplorables", then, based on the numbers, Donald Trump would have beaten him in 2012
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Researchers at MIT are trying to turn spinach into explosive detectors, steroids for pipe-smoking sailors
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
So which country drinks the most alcohol anyway? Hint: it's not any country that starts with "The Islamic Nation of "
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Democrats can spend four years raising heirloom tomatoes, meditating, reading Jane Austen, traveling around the country, tasting artisan beers and let the Republicans build the wall and carry on the trade war with China" - Garrison Keillor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is apparently too late to stop killer robots. Not even if you try to reason with them. Or bargain. They don't feel pity or remorse. Game over man. Number 5 is alive
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nate Jackson on Trent Williams being suspended for choosing marijuana over Percocets. "He's medicating and trying to recover from incredibly brutal hits that would cripple your neighbor and farking kill your dad. Maybe we should learn from him"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ever magnanimous in victory President-elect Donald Trump is looking to heal the divides in our country...just kidding, he's already making a list of enemies
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Put that in your pipe and smoke it: Maine passes one of the most progressive marijuana initiatives in the country
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell not leaving the country, and is to star in a new show called "SMILF," which sounds kinda gross
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you living in a third-world country and looking forward to your World Series Champions Indians t-shirts? Well, bad news. Also, how are you reading fark right now?
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(KTXS Abilene)
 
 
 
For those of you that are packing your bags and heading to Canada due to the recent election, you might want to check to see if there are any...barriers...that might hinder your entry into the great White North
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Not trying to instill U.S. panic, but the Canada immigration website has just crashed
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio man charged with trying to go to Libya to join ISIS, says at least the weather would be nicer than in Cleveland
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(On This Day)
 
 
 
Today is the day a would-be dictator attempted to seize power from the legitimate government of his country. In other news, this is the anniversary of Hitler's "Beer Hall Putsch"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Australia likes the idea of gay marriage. They just think that it's too soon for the country and that there are more important issues, like taming all the animals and plants trying to kill them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No country in the world requires wedding photos to have a thick topping of Photoshop more than Russia
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart returns to late night and makes one final plea to push voters out to the polls and save the country from Storm Trumpers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trying to outdo Madonna's offer of a blowjob for a Clinton vote, some Republican is offering a 50% discount on horse semen for a Trump vote
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussies that are in the US, please have an exit plan to leave the country before the end of the election day. There will be wild animals roaming around that you've never seen before
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump brings out the worst in America. Division. Hostility. Racism. Bigotry. Misogyny. Things we used to hide...Under the guise of not cowing to political correctness, people are no longer embarrassed or ashamed to show the warts on their souls"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump supporters turn on him after he is late for his rallies on Sunday, ask the man how can he run a country if he can't even keep a schedule
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Sun November 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos are 6-2 & trying to stay on track toward their 6th consecutive division title. The Raiders are 6-2 at the season's halfway point for the first time since 2001, so which team will prevail? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Demographics of House Democrats are getting closer to representing the diversity of America. Demographics of House Republicans are getting closer to representing the membership of a 1950s Country Club
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm trying to guess which famous rock band from the '60s and '70s is reuniting, but you really got me
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Good: You get a job where you get to travel the world. Bad: You get stranded in Baltimore harbor, running out of food and water. Good: People try to help bring you food. Fark: Those people are pirates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Voters across the country are preparing to legalize drugs for millions of Americans
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Fri November 04, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Campbell University student successfully completes the Diane Linkletter maneuver on the first try
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man once again found guilty of illegally possessing dead wild animals, will try to carrion with his life
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Welcome to the post-apocalyptic country club resort outside of Dallas, featuring underground luxury condos, tunnel system, shared greenhouse and something called a "DNA Vault". Do we have a Texas tag yet?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: FBI director James Comey accused of "acting like J. Edgar Hoover" and using his office to try to sway the election against Hillary. News: By uber-conservative Fox News legal commentator Andrew Napolitano Fark: and it's NOT a compliment
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
CNN: Mr. Trump, what are your thoughts on the G.I. Bill changes? "I want to bring jobs back to our country and make the country grow again. I talk trade and I'm the only one that can do anything about trade" CNN: You have no idea what that is do you?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wilmer Valderrama, who came to the U.S. from Venezuela, says immigrants are a gift to the country. Apparently there's no other place where one can come to, find work and also date Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato and Mila Kunis
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
So if you're Christian and don't support Trump, you're handing the country over to Satan
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Starship Troopers may be "too controversial" to be adapted faithfully; nevertheless, nearly twenty years after it was first attempted, someone is going to try
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Has anybody noticed that 538 has become about as worthless as every other polling site? "A style of journalism that became popular precisely because it cut through the noise of punditry has now become a confetti cannon of oft-opposing takes"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Parents of man shot while trying to rob Pizza Hut demand answers; "Why in the hell did this (Pizza Hut employee) have a gun?" Um, probably to protect himself from people like your son
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I had a summer fling with a guy, and once our internship was over, we went back home to opposite sides of the country. Well, he's dying and says I should be with him during his final months. Am I being selfish by not being with him?"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
'I'm a single 23 yo trying to get rid of a car. It needs just a little work to run but doesn't run now. It's an 86 Chevette. If you haul it or fix it to drive away it's yours. I will offer a blowjob to get it off my property. Serious inquiries only.'
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A former Trump religious adviser says rainbow flags flying at US embassies are a "mockery of God." One day, Christians will explain how they can reconcile God's edict to love everyone came with an asterisk of bigotry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Country before Party
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Billionaire Nebraska Republican Governor Pete Ricketts is using his money to try and restore the death penalty in the state--and, perhaps even more horrifying, is his family's ownership of the Chicago Cubs
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rest of the country: Dressing up your dog for Halloween. Florida: Dressing up your 13-foot-long alligator for Halloween
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Ukrainian citizens are surprised to learn all of the "reform" politicians running the country are filthy rich and keep all of their money outside of the Ukraine. Looks like American exceptionalism is working after all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's try to come up with another holiday that we can celebrate in November
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Test driving Alfa Romeo's 2017 Giulia Darracq Ugo Quadrifoglio Hectare (try to guess which words aren't part of the car's name)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Headlines: Voters are REALLY worried about voter fraud. Headfake: No one is talking about the thousands of black voters 'accidentally' purged from registration banks across the country
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Geek Fuel Mega Pack. Another entry in the "crate of the month"-type offering. Exclusive t-shirts, geek toys, and games. Especially excellent for stocking your future vintage t-shirt collection and eBay shop. (Sponsored Link)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Guess which country has the worst voting system in the world. Go on. Guess
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
League of Legends competition sells out Staples Center, has 36 million viewers live, still trying to figure out how to make more money than Tay Zonday
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Dolores and William head for Pariah while The Man in Black has a meeting with Doctor Ford to try and discover the secrets of the the maze. And just who is the young boy? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
MA switch to electronic tolling brings out people trying to beat the system. However, with a system made by Ratheon, you may want to watch out for the Phalanx mounted on the light pole over there
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin is trying to seduce the West
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with going after the legislative and executive branches, Trump calls the judicial system "a third world country"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So who buys the most barrels of Jack Daniel's whiskey? Hint: They protect our great country
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"FBI director James Comey set his ego above the good of the country. That's not illegal, but it's certainly not right"
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Sat October 29, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science is now trying to divine the secrets of sourdough
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is that a weapon of mass destruction in your country's pocket, or are you just happy to have one of the world's deadliest weapons
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth: My family has served this country since the Revolution. Mark Kirk last night: Oh I am sure your ancestors came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington LOL. Kirk Today: Let me begin my 3-part apology by saying... er
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