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458 headlines found matching 'try'
Tue September 23, 2014
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese police confiscate hundreds of pairs of camera shoes, effectively ending sexual perversion in the country forever
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(38)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Take cheer if your college football team lost last Saturday, at least your program isn't as humiliatingly embarrassing as the #1 team in the country
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons team suspended after video emerges showing savage beating of Tampa Bay, MIT researchers trying to imagine what a real breast is like, and man takes 1d8 damage from short spear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/14 - 9/20
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Scotch whisky makers salute "No" vote, which reduces uncertainty of running lucrative business in an independent Scotland. "The future for this sector will remain bright provided there is no further regulation or taxation on the industry"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
ISIS' new video "isn't that horrific or extreme, but it is bizarre. It's three and a half minutes of Grand Theft Auto 5, cut and edited in a way to try and recruit new, young members into the extremist organization"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you try to steal whiskey from the cabin crew area of the plane you're on and break through four sets of plastic handcuffs while yelling obscenities to the stewardess' and stewards
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(30)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Patriot "border-patrol" militias cancel protest that was supposed to shut down all points of entry between the US and Mexico, due to threats from drug cartels. Brave Sir Robin extends his sympathies
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Classy CFL HOF'er Mike "Pinball" Clemons tosses a championship ring into the stands so that a fan can try it on and take pictures. Tag is for what happened next
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but you actually can't charge your new iPhone in the microwave. Go ahead, try it yourself if you don't believe me
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(38)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Quick, name that professional athlete STILL playing while awaiting trial on domestic violence charges.....nope not that one...not that one either....c'mon...wrong sport, try again
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Guy pulls the "just kidding" card after attempting armed hold up of the bar at the local country club. Again
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Tina Fey, Jason Bateman and off-screen chemistry for on-screen siblings
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(13)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Despite campaigning and fundraising for candidates across the country, the Clintons secretly want Democrats to lose control of the Senate so they can implement their reverse-vampire new world order in 2016. This is what Chuck Todd actually believes
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(50)
 
(Bright Side of News)
 
 
 
Gamers are SHOCKED to discover that journalists and publishers in the gaming industry may be working together for like the fifth time this year
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(208)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boehner: "And what's the deal with these unemployed people just sitting around?" I'd laugh, John, but I'm too busy applying to 14 different jobs, just trying to survive. But good one. I'll be sure to laugh if you're ever unemployed
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Realistically, the only thing most Farkers care about in today's Scottish independence vote is how the whisky makers say a yes vote will affect them and their products, and that $7 billion a year industry is feeling pretty good about going it alone
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Insurance industry kept awake nights during hurricane season due to the increasing likelihood of their worst nightmare: a $100 billion superstorm that could blow in any day EVERYBODY PANIC
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(92)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck talks about his card counting incident, says he just wanted to try to make enough money so he didn't have to wind up starring in some crappy superhero film again
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(32)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Despite what Fox News is always telling you, the United States is not even close to being the happiest country on the planet
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan teenager describes her relationship with her parents as "better...we actually have a stronger relationship, now." That's after trying to burn her house down after her arranged engagement to a dude overseas
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(Some 12)
 
 
 
Seattle repeats as best football club in the country
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio says his Spartans will play to win and not run up the score to try to convince people they can still be in the college football playoff
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Study finds "direct link" between fracking activities and recent earthquakes. Fracking industry quickly issues rebuttal, "The Earth always has earthquakes"
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(111)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week's entry in Badass Suicides is the Thai woman that leapt to her end in a pit full of hundreds of crocodiles
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(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying to figure out how to give humans the power to photosynthesis their own energy. Things like this are only going to get better as more and more states legalize marijuana
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(45)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone, or some organization, is installing phony cell towers around the country...and no one seems to know how or why. In other news, sales of aluminum foil hitting record highs
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(84)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally, a comprehensive list of who in the service industry you're obligated to tip and how much. Yes, the garbage collector deserves $20 every Christmas
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The man in white boxer shorts armed with garden shears who's trying to break into a home through the doggy door to see his daughter who doesn't live there is usually mightier than the taser
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(20)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Clippy. It looks like you're trying to dig a mine
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you thought your taxes were confusing, try getting IRS approval for pods in a bond-funded facility with 3% dirty use during zombie hours
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(14)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New study, surprisingly not done by oil industry, blames leaky wells rather than fracking for groundwater contamination
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(31)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to sneak into Bengals game. To be fair, who wants to admit to be seen going to a Bengals game?
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(19)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The sad, slow death of the fade-out in the music industry
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Sun September 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walter White she's not. High school chemistry teacher arrested for various date rape drug "recipes" as well as possession of meth, GHB, and other drugs. "She was really nice. I think she was a good teacher"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Having trouble quitting smoking? Try some magic mushrooms. They have a success rate three times that of any other medication ever tried
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you have any ideas for how China can reduce smog in its cities, no matter how crazy, then Beijing really, really wants to hear from you. Here are some of the crazy ideas they're already trying
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(29)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Egypt demands Jews give back all the gold they took from the country when they left with Moses 35 centuries ago. Plus interest
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow: 'She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart.'
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Show business, music industry jobs drop 19% in two years. Nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs still holding steady
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scotland's independence rests solely on the amount of oil the country has bubbling below their haggis factories and kilt shoppes
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(73)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Modder recreates Donkey Kong Country using Doom engine: "Prepare to be both impressed and slightly horrified by this unique spectacle" (vid)
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(20)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Shipwreck from 1899 discovered in Lake Superior. Gordon Lightfoot busy trying to find a word that rhymes with "Nelson"
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(78)
 
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
We have simple rules in West Virginia. Two of which are don't show up drunk or bring a gun to a high school football game. And certainly it is frowned on to do both at the same time. We try to do better than Florida
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Noted relationship guru and domestic violence sociologist Chris Brown says Ray Rice should really, really try to stop beating women
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(36)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing footstools off peoples' front porches. Authorities suspect she may be trying to create her own ottoman empire
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(54)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"We may have substandard food, but our bathroom is one of the ten best in the country"
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(18)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the Ground Zero Mosque? It was an inside job. A phony scandal brought and paid by the right to rile up the base and cause problems for an Obama administration trying to wind down the War on Terror
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The music industry is out of ideas, as Bob Marley's greatest-hits album - you know, the one that came out back when your dad was spilling bong water on his Jordache jeans - is set to reach the top 10 in the US for the first time
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(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
10 Lessons the Gaming Industry won't learn from #GamerGate, but should
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(301)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When women try 800k scoville chile extract, it sounds remarkably like porn (Not safe for work?)
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese Emperor warned his country about going to war with the U.S. ahead of WWII - and even tried to talk the Germans out of bombing Pearl Harbor, according to new book
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(83)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen girls are known to try and get as close to their idols as possible as they become emotionally over-attached to stars, like Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber, ISIS, David Beckh--WAIT WHAT?
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(83)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"I just flew in from ISIS controlled Iraq, and boy are my arms tired." *Badoom-tish* "Take my wives, please." *Badoom-tish* " Remember, try the hummus, and I'll be here all week unless I get martyred"
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(36)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers try to figure out when Betelgeuse will go supernova. They'll let you know when it's EVERYBODY PANIC time
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So many storylines, so many rivalries, rookies to test, veterans to step-up, everyone still trying to figure out what to call the team in Washington, D.C. and, oh yeah, a little dust-up between Manning and Luck. It's the NFL baby, and it's back
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(3484)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
One in ten California workers are in the country illegally. The other nine are still trying to move somewhere they can actually afford to live
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(162)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Duff Beer banned in Australia. Apparently Australia is Fudd Country
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(49)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Jean manufacturers feel the blues as consumers try on yoga pants
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(38)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Father aspires to teach his daughter what he calls "good habits and culture." Not so good: By trying to hire someone to kill his estranged wife and her boyfriend
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren once again proves she's awesome: "'Why didn't hackers try and find naked selfies of me? I kept desperately looking at the list of people whose phones were hacked, hoping to see my name" (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Discovery Network responds to petition claiming they don't support women in science because they fired one woman and two men from Mythbusters, promise to try to bring Scottie back as soon as possible
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The big problem with ISIS is that, aside from the crucifixions, beheadings, and mass executions, they really know how to run a country better than past regimes
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add "unsupervised cartwheels" to the list of things trying to kill kids in Australia
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(25)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Technically Finland and North Korea are only separated by one country, Saudi Arabia imports its camels from Australia, and other random trivia about the world that might help you get laid tonight
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Country singer demands Obama initiate draft to get revenge for James Foley's death. Not that country singer. No, not that one either
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(382)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming up on "Pawn Stars," the Prime Minister of France hocks the Mona Lisa to pay his country's debts
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(59)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama farked up Afghanistan and got lucky in Pakistan. Okay, so we're back to "Obama should keep America involved in every country's affairs" mode today
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(137)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
What's your poop trying to tell you? If it's glowing, you might have colorectal cancer
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox desperately trying to "redefine" what their new survival show Utopia is all about, given that the diverse cast isn't getting along nor are they focusing on anything other than securing leadership
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(65)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Boehner tells Barack Obama to try and kick the immigration reform football again, promises he won't pull it away at the last second this time
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(50)
 
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Remember the Police Chief who was forced to resign after being filmed ranting about Obama? The town is now trying to pass an ordinance banning recording of public officials
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(99)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Excuses for trying to burgle someone's house number 529: "I was just trying to buy a ferret"
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to escape? Try these 15 places on Earth still relatively untouched by tourism ... but don't tell your friends
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(16)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Deutschland bans Uber alles over the country
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(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I fly a lot. And one of the things I always do is tell the person in front of me they can't recline in their seats, and if they try to, I stop them. So why haven't I gotten nationwide attention for this? And this is TOTALLY REAL"
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(116)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I'm pretty knowledgeable in country music, and I've never once seen where it says, 'Country music doesn't have a drum loop'"
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen Chris Murphy (D-UH) points out that when one country is sending troops and tanks across the border of another to engage in fighting, that is technically, what you might call "a war"
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(214)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you try to clean your toilet by mixing bleach and Drano and you get sick from the fumes and the cops come out and think those fumes are coming from a meth lab and in reality you're just a hoarder? Me too
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(33)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Fifty-eight senate seats might see some solid conservative legislation passed, which could signal to the country that in 2016 a Republican senate majority would be worth continuing
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(100)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to bite a cop? You better believe that's a taserin'. Even if you are a 14-year-old girl
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(94)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
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(36)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju, the elephant that cried when he was freed from chains he had worn for 50 years might be chained back up as his original owners who used him to beg for money are going to court to try and win him back saying he is their 'rightful property'
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(111)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
In least successful protest ever, number of activists haranguing UK spies have taken to apparently drinking human urine to publicise their disgust with the country's surveillance tactics
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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(69)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Meet the delightfully named Cameo Crispi who, when arrested, blew a .346. After trying to burn her ex-boyfriend's house down. With bacon
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(60)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The ice bucket challenge is as stupid as the celebrities trying to get some press off of it. That said, Stephen Hawking rocks it...and doesn't even electrocute himself
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(93)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh hey, let's pass through this rainbow on our flight so we can see how beautiful it is and try to spark a lightning hit while we're at it
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top cancer researcher: "Let's stop trying to find a cure for cancer." Still no cure for cancer
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(35)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ALSA trying to trademark the Ice Bucket Challenge. The Susan G. Komen foundation nods with approval
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(94)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ministry of Culture releases list of movies all Russians should watch. Apocalypse Now makes the cut, Rocky IV curiously missing
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(37)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
What turned Gov Scott Walker from an advocate of strict regulations on mining as a state legislator to trying to almost completely de-regulate the industry as gov? Could it have been the $700K secret donation made to his campaign by a mining company?
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(97)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lois Lane to become heroine for a new series of young adult novels designed to teach teens the finer points of scheming to try to get a husband, how to recognize people wearing glasses
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(45)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Dear Leader who runs the saddest most repressive country in the world calls the United States' human rights record a joke after the protests in Ferguson, MO
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(82)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to a former Yale Professor and economist, a key driver in the growing "income inequality" gap in this country are those bastions of Liberalism called Ivy-league colleges
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(80)
 
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Very cool graphic shows 30 years of format changes in the music industry in 30 seconds
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(75)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to determine the identities of four dead bodies found floating off the coast of Florida, because they can't all be named Bob
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(54)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Psst The Buccaneers are bringing in an offensive lineman for a tryout, refuse to tell us his name
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(41)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Awwwww, it looks like the country will just have to wait for a couple more years before Paul Ryan fixes everything
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(81)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chinese satellite spots biggest marijuana plantation in country, and it is MASSIVE (pics)
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(25)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Who mixes his new prescription and alcohol? The Messiah, the Messiah. It's time to start running - in the street, naked from the waist down, trying to attack people in cars
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(29)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft faces 4 daunting challenges with Win9" How to add a start button, how to make a desktop version, how to make people stop reading shiatty reviews without trying, how to beg Bill Gates to come out of retirement
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(108)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Grandmother tackles man fleeing from police, is immediately offered tryout for Seahawks defense
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(34)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make ramen something other than sustenance for marijuana users and college students. There is no reason for there to be a "Ramen Lobster Roll"
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(116)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Canadians hate Justin Bieber so much that Canadian customs officials have to be bribed to let him into the country
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tech industry, Burning Man has jumped the shark
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(92)
 
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Trying to exchange a doll for credit in a toy store? No problem. Trying to exchange a doll for a baby in a maternity ward? Big problem
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(25)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
The 17 movie couples with the least chemistry. Yep, that one is on there
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(230)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're out scuba diving, trying to set up a cool selfie shot and some blowhard photobombs you?
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(49)
 
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Who's behind the elusive 'Counter 3 . FIVE . VII' restaurant coming to Congress Avenue in Austin, TX? Subby's wife's cousin, that's who. If any Texas farkers wants to try it out, I may be able to get you a discount $$$
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(7)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Leaving your 3 young kids in a car for 4 hours while you drink beer and then try drive home with them after getting sloshed? Even your fellow drunken reprobates are gonna draw the line there and give you a beatdown
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(35)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE criticized for letting American flag touch the ground at SummerSlam, which made Hacksaw Jim Duggan cry and break his 2x4, Sgt. Slaughter no longer want his country back, and John Cena hate the troops
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(52)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man taken into custody after trying to fight a fire hydrant. HOSER
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(22)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man dies after clinging to spoiler trying to prevent his drunk friend from driving. Hero tag trumps Florida, Dumbass tags
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(96)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(30)
 
(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Just an average guy trying to work out his attachment issues by hurling a stapler through a glass window on the sixth floor of an apartment complex
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're probably trying to downsize too much if you end up with a home that is so small it can be towed by a bike
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(48)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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(59)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for poaching 299 sea turtle eggs. Next time he'll try scrambling them
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(38)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Trying to get Bill Murray to a film festival for his own movie isn't as easy as it sounds
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh reveals the truth behind Michael Brown's death: Obama personally ordered Darren Wilson to execute the kid in order to incite race-fueled protests that would distract the country from Benghazi and stop the Republicans from impeaching him
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(297)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A gwailong time ago in a country far, far away
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vanderbilt University has the happiest students in the country. Apparently it doesn't hurt to have the campus within easy access to all the bars in Nashville
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(22)
 
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket's current management overpays Boston Sword and Tuna nearly $500k for products. Boston Sword CEO not sure if they are incompetent or trying to sabotage their own company, but he's certain that it smells fishy
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(68)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
German man who looks like Satan himself, implanted horns and all, is shocked... shocked I tell you that he was denied entry into Dubai
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(152)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Ferguson Rally & etc live stream. Come on into the thread and give your respectful opinions of the interesting and changing situations as they try for fairness and justice in Missouri
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(1400)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Sometimes when trying to save a river and its fish, a feather is good for more than a tickle. Old Indian tale ...or something
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(11)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your attention please. Our country is run by a dictator, our infrastructure is in shambles, and our economy is about to implode. Oh, and we're out of beer"
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman gives birth while trying to enroll her 4 year-old son in preschool
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(32)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's quite difficult to get removed from a sex offender registry," says columnist who doesn't explain why she knows this
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Locals try to come to grips with reports of dangerous, wandering cocks
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(20)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mallcop in Seattle breaks up confrontation between pro- and anti-Israel protesters by macing random black guy trying to get to the Apple store
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(279)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Feel like seeing your doctor more often? Try adding a pinch of salt to your favorite meal
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(35)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes there are "elite" public schools out there, and liberals are trying to destroy them
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(56)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Learning math can be hard enough, I can't imagine trying to learn it from a drunk teacher"
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(69)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hold the pickle. Hold the lettuce. 12 unexpected burger toppings you have to try
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(17)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man dies after being kicked in the face by the donkey he was allegedly trying to sodomize. No joke is needed to end this headline, I think the first line speaks for itself
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(94)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When a reporter is described as either 'brave or stupid' for trying to get a story during a firefight in Iraq, bet on the stupid and check his footage out
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(20)
 
(Intel News)
 
 
 
Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel
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(70)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cab industry disrupter Uber accuses other industry disrupter Lyft of disrupting its business
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(11)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The costumed miscreants that plague Times Square and try to bully unsuspecting tourists into giving them tips for photographs are hoping to form a union, which would make it virtually impossible to ban them
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Penguin walks into hotel, reportedly looking for the rabbit trying to get him back to his home at the South Pole
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(30)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with getting protected bike lanes in the city, cyclists now want protected bike lanes in the country
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(243)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
First entry in to this year's best corn maze (or maize maze) is here
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(29)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A fellow passenger trying to get some fresh air falls out of your train. Do you: C) go ahead and finish his beer and take his belongings?
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(43)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
20 years ago, Jacob's Law created national sex offender registries. Today, Jacob's mother would like you to know that these registry laws may be doing more harm than good
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(73)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prime Minister al-Maliki files complaint against the president for trying to oust him in a coup. Dude, not to bring up the past, but Saddam would've just shot him and not worried about the paperwork
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska has an entire COUNTRY between it and the Mexican border, and almost no one goes there voluntarily to live; but that didn't stop immigration policy from being the dominant topic at the debate between GOP senate nominee hopefuls
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"If you ask me, this country's been going down hill ever since that Marxist Lincoln and those socialist Republicans took over and ended slavery"
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(144)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to get Atlanta Braves fans really mad? Just try messing up the "A" behind home plate. Right, Bryce Harper?
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(81)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If a dermatologist offers you a new radio-frequency anti-aging treatment on your face for free because he's trying to decide if he should invest in it and wants to test it on you, don't complain if the end result isn't what you were hoping for
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(72)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Think Penguins are small, cute, cuddly creatures? Well thousands of years ago, 7-foot tall 250 pounders roamed the Antarctic. Try Happy Feet on THAT one
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(97)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears owe Cook County $4 million in amusement taxes. Apparently the county started charging after watching Jay Cutler try to move the offense
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(44)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sun bathing in a landlocked state can be dangerous--the UV rays can burn your skin and cause cancer, there's Sun-Ebola, and you spend half your day dodging pickup trucks trying to reverse over you in your driveway
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks forced to deny rumors it funds Israel and the country's armies
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(27)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're trying to enjoy some illegal drugs and a city bus starts looking at you funny and a nearby stop sign challenges you to a duel?
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, for the paltry sum of three quarters of a billion dollars you can own the largest contiguous ranch in the US complete with 510,000-acres and all that comes with it
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(91)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Court rules offshore drilling industry can no longer refuse to hire fat guys
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(18)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your waiter wants you to know that your habit of using your cellphone while he's trying to take your order is almost as annoying as the fact that you're a cheapskate who tips under twenty percent
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(261)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ten reasons President Obama won't go full George W. Bush on Iraq. Missing from the list: he doesn't have a family vendetta against the leadership and won't try to finish what his father started
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The casino industry is coming together in a noble, nation-wide effort to teach its patrons that, yes, it's fine to spend your days pissing away money you don't have, but please stop leaving your children locked inside your car while you do
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(26)
 
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
There's only one state to try and open your second fraudulent Christian day care center
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you brave enough to test your IQ and post the results? Subby got 162, but wasn't really trying
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(316)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Share your stories of trying to get by in the local language the last time you went somewhere English wasn't spoken. Glasgow, anyplace in the American South also counts
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Do your job, Mr. President - John "I can't control my own House so I drink myself silly trying to forget the Teatards" Boehner
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(111)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The plot of Season 2 of Agents of SHIELD will involve trying to figure out the symbolism of that damn log
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Architect who has never been outside North Korea designs futuristic buildings to accommodate tourists visiting their country. MY EYES
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(69)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Headline:"Chemistry of fake tan lotion could ruin your appetite for bacon." Challenge accepted
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(9)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Less than 24 hours after leaving jail and saying she'd never do it again, woman arrested at LAX after trying to sneak on board airplane again
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a cat in this video that a woman is trying to give away, but I didn't see it
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elaborate Nigerian weddings threaten to overtake wire fraud as country's most lucrative industry
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(6)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Fun facts about Swiss cheese: The holes are called "eyes." Swiss cheese without the holes is called "blind." And our favorite, trying to steal four huge pieces of Swiss cheese by stuffing them down your pant legs, well, that's called illegal
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(25)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Ever the name-dropper while trying to push her book, Hillary drops a few more in contest with Colbert
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(36)
 
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
"I was called uglier names, I was even called Armenian" -Probably not the sort of person who should be in charge of a country bordering Armenia
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(95)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Sure you might want to take home a souvenir from your vacation, but try not to make it a piece of Pompeii
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(53)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
HOA continues to try and remove a therapy pig from their community, thereby destroying the mental stability of a small child and ripping a family apart because in their minds, not even that is worth bending a rule
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(286)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Roommates unsuccessfully try to carve a tattoo off your arm so they set it on fire? I'm not saying it's Juggalos, but
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(47)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
The City of Seattle is trying to confuse its residents about rates for the three available parking spots in the city
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What the right has been reduced to: Tucker Carlson's online rag is trying to gin up outrage that Malia Obama accidentally kicked someone in the crowd at Lollapalooza, and the Secret Service did NOTHING to restrain this dangerous thugette
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(105)
 
(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Horses communicate with ears and eyes. Well if you can't see their mouths move and hear them talking, how will you know what they're trying to say?
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(11)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"This is a Japanese sport called Bo-Taoshi. Remember that game you played in grade school where a kid would stand on top of a mound of snow or dirt and everyone else would try to push him off? It's basically that, except with more flying jump kicks"
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(36)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The 2016 Republican presidential primaries will be pitting the GOP's Sam's Club base against the Republican country club elite
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Mr. Ambassador, did your country spy on Secretary Kerry and then send those tapes to Russia?" "What? I can't hear you?" "Mr. Ambassador, you were *just* speaking to us," "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA"
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans disapprove of their own member of Congress, would rather see demon spawn of Fidel Castro and members of Nickelback run the country
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey Ukraine, are you TRYING to start a direct war with Russia?
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(87)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
See cool looking lightning? Why not try to catch it on video while standing in an open field? Watt could possibly go wrong?
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(44)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"What I tried here was a visionary balance for the community. It wasn't all about trying to create any kind of military machine or mind-set..." says police chief who acquired two Humvees and two APCs for his staff of four full-time officers
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(137)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Anne Frank was arrested by the Nazis 70 years ago today, but not before she made her final poignant diary entry: "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch"
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(104)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You like that pasta? Good. How about that yummy cake? Great. Here, try this bread. Like it? Cool. Guess what, they're all made with crickets. Here, use this
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(107)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy, a bunch of Marvel superheroes no one had ever heard of, is set to win the weekend at the box office and make over $90 million. DC still trying to figure out how to retell the origins of Superman and Batman
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(528)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The closer a country finds itself to the genetic makeup of Denmark, the happier that country is likely to be. After all, who isn't content after starting the day with a little Danish?
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know you've made it in the world of sports when your country paints a cow after you
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(6)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lose your cellphone in the lake while on a fishing trip with friends? Why not drain the pond to try and recover it?
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(30)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, 36 Hours, 1965 - German try conning a US soldier into revealing D-Day plans by convincing him he's been in a coma and the war is over. James Garner stars
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(14)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you are running for Governor, try not to be caught "getting lost" at 4:30am in an industrial park with a woman not your wife
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(67)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to the video game industry, a day will soon dawn when every game in the universe requires or at least strongly encourages an internet connection - when no victory will be complete without an automatic shout-out on Twitter"
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(103)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenneth Bae, the American citizen imprisoned in North Korea, says his country has forgotten about him and many days he feels like Kenneth The Half A Bae
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(88)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Sketch of man wanted for rape looks a lot like the 'sexy mug shot guy' in jail across the country
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a Democratic US Senate candidate trying to appear authentic to voters in Georgia, maybe hiring a PR firm out of San Francisco to help with the libsplaining isn't the hottest idea
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(74)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
When you find yourself trying to coax a barefoot burglar down from a tree, water and electronic cigarettes aren't going to work. You need beer and real cigarettes. This is a rule
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(24)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch a cocoa farmer try chocolate for the first time
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(145)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man trying to be the next great supervillian robs a gas station wearing plastic bags over his head and arms
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(32)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having kids is a challenge-- they're picky eaters, daycare is expensive, and what's a mom to do with them when she's trying to get to the threesome at her apartment building's public hot tub?
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you need a video about how to drive in a roundabout with country music and people with car suspenders? Of course you did
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We get it. You're trying to prove some kind of point about the Second Amendment by going into an airport carrying a rifle just to buy some coffee. But could you watch where you're pointing that thing?
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(369)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Israeli tanks takes out only power plant in Gaza. If they keep this up, Obama will make speeches about their country's failing infrastructure
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(330)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What should you do if you try to steal second base and overslide the bag? A) Try to get back quickly, B) Resign yourself to being tagged out, C) Steal third base after escaping a rundown
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(43)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Dozens hospitalized after exposure to Country music
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(86)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Friends of George Michael are worried about his well-being as he no longer likes to go-go outside of his home and when those closest to him try to reach out to him he leaves them hanging on like a yo-yo
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With airlines being fined every week for passenger rights violations, the industry has told Congress to make the DOT back off
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(43)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Dole says that the party Bob Dole used to represent and the party Bob Dole used to oppose should try to compromise on issues that Bob Dole thinks are important. Bob Dole
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(78)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida GOP swears they don't know anything about the annual hunting trip the sugar industry sends them on every year
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(50)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Do you live next to or close to a "zombie house" that's bringing your home's value down? Don't try contacting the bank that now owns it, they've forgotten about them
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP minority outreach continues as congressman assumes two Indian-looking people at a committee meeting are from India, repeatedly praises their country, never realizing they're actually senior US government officials
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(197)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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(31)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nearly inevitable next Congressman for GA's 10th district in response to a mass shooting: ""It is my belief that any weapon that our government and law enforcement possesses ought to be allowed for individuals to possess in this country"
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(271)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
If you thought the WBC had a lock on "Most Annoying Christian Group of the Year," hold on... Portland has a late entry
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(153)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News argues that foreigners should not be helped by emergency workers. This should be great for the tourism industry
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(141)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Republican operatives make a spectacles of themselves trying to covertly infiltrate Democratic gatherings
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(57)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
When trying to flee from police it would probably be smart to avoid the Law Enforcement Training Academy instead of driving right in to it like this idiot
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(23)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
Having trouble learning a new language? You're trying too hard
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(28)
 
(Sure News)
 
Video
 
Police Wake Man up at 2:30am because A) His house is on fire B) Someone is trying to rob him or C) There's a loud bird in his yard?
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(34)
 
(News Leader)
 
 
 
Attorneys for former VA Gov McDonnell have settled on trying to convince jurors that sure, there is overwhelming evidence against him, but the Gov is a man of such high moral character, it couldn't possibly be true. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen mother dropped out, then went on to earn two Master's degrees and became a school principal, now serves as role model for disadvantaged Brooklyn kids by trying to smuggle heroin into a maximum-security prison
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(30)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not news: New far-right British Nationalist Party leader was once banned from being a teacher. News: For life. Fark: For trying to run over children
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(40)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Can you teach a baby to hold its breath by dunking it? YouTube says yes. Spectators say "hello, 911, a man is trying to drown a baby"
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(32)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray J charged with ten crimes by overzealous DA, including sexual battery--despite the cops saying no such crime took place. Perhaps the DA watched his sex tape with Kim Kardashian and is trying to punish him for unleashing her on the public
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(26)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two bumbling brothers straight out of a Cohen movie try to rob a guy one of the brothers had known since the eighth grade out of a $13,000 jackpot he recently won in Las Vegas. With Cohen-esque results
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(34)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: I'm going to send 1,000 guardsmen to help secure the border. Actual sheriffs: Why not just hire 1,000 new deputies who can actually do something other than trying to look scary to some kid running from a drug cartel?
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(167)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds more Australians know the words to Daft Punk's Get Lucky than know the words to the country's national anthem
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(432)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Okay everyone, get your globes out and try to follow along: Long-time ice cream man in Dearborn, MI is facing deportation after being accused of killing Irish soldiers, who were on a peacekeeping mission for the UN in Beruit
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(44)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
System locked. A)bort? R)etry? C)ause massive conspiracy theory to be launched with a typo?
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are trying to woo back the Asian vote in end run play to gain back moderate white vote
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(83)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So, how long will that stuff in your pantry last? Yes, even that Worchester sauce from 2005
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Cannibalism fetish nurse guilty of trying to meet girl." None. None more Fark
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(85)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket workers fired for trying to stage coup to counter coup that ousted CEO. Lawmakers are now joining in with the workers by boycotting the supermarket
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(58)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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(51)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
18 year old costumed good Samaritan who calls himself "the Red Shadow" stresses he isn't a crimefighter or superhero. " I'm just a dork in a costume trying to do the right thing"
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(24)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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(272)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
For Sale: One mountain in the English countryside. Comes with the title "Lord of the Manor of Threlkeld." $3 million or BO, all sales final, definitely not haunted
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when 38 white dudes from Kentucky try to do an a capella rendition of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? It doesn't suck quite as much as one might expect
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police in England try to show they are not homophobic by: A) Going to gay bars, B) Sponsoring gay pride parade, or C) Buying a rainbow colored patrol car
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(78)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
How do you add extra excitement to skydiving? Try landing on a huge slip-n-slide. Duh
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(4)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Remember how the MPAA has said movie piracy will destroy the movie industry? About that
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(22)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, winning an honorable mention in an amateur poetry contest is now enough to get you appointed as Poet Laureate in North Carolina
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(75)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Yea, verily I say unto thee, cast aside 11 herbs and spices, repent of Cajun seasoning, and embrace thy new poultry king, Chick-fil-A
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(181)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
When you get busted for laying completely naked on a park bench masturbating, try not to look so creepy in your mugshot
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(51)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Fort Worth TX greenlights distillery on old golf country club grounds amid complaints from neighbors that the area will become overrun with noisy, obnoxious drunk assholes who hang around for hours
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(50)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I made my husband try a sexbot"
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(200)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Real Americans" in Texas are now free to display their patriotism with license plates that feature the flag of their favorite country. No, not this one
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(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Linda Ronstadt is 68 today. Travel back to 1974 and try not to be distracted by her legs as she sings "You're No Good"
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama administration decides to not try key Benghazi suspect
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(196)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey, here's an idea: Why don't we take advice on how to run the country from the guy who is responsible for the way Angelina Jolie turned out?
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(92)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"In every princess, there's a little slut who wants to try it just once" slogan on camper vans is upsetting some princesses
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(121)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come for the morans trying to pull a pontoon boat out of the water. Stay for the guy finishing his beer before inspecting the damage to his truck
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(43)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rain cancels the taste of Chicago, sparing thousands from having to try and stomach Chicago-style casserole and hot dogs that don't even have ketchup on them
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(121)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Country songwriter alert: Man's dog dies. Fark: But not before giving him pneumonic plague, the deadliest kind there is. Try to work "pneumonic" into the lyrics, ok?
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The dot-cum industry is booming in Silicon Valley
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(22)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Slave gets his right hand chopped off with an axe as punishment for trying to escape. No, this isn't a repeat from the 1840s but happening right now in the world's largest democracy
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(186)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
'Spiciest burger in UK" puts two daring reporters in hospital when they try to eat one. "I was in so much pain I was telling people I was dying," reports one
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(121)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to get laid? Try this new vagina lipstick or these other stupid Internet beauty products (possibly not safe for work images in article)
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(70)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
There is a company that makes baby food that is trying to trademark the word 'just'
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James says he doesn't know if he could ever work for someone that writes their letters in Comic Sans. Dan Gilbert responds that when you live in Cleveland, you'll try anything to cheer yourself up
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(108)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting
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(73)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Another unintended consequence of the Iraq insurgency: The country has run out of cemetery space for all the dead
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(50)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Student found trying to smuggle €20000 in her knickers for Syrian rebels. Knickers. Giggity
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Leader of Best Korea unveils new, more efficient, and juche-based style that looks to ignorant imperialist Westerners like a limp. All loyal party members expected to report to Ministry of Silly Walks to learn new walk immediately
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rock The Vote? This year, a bunch of old white men are playing Block The Vote, trying to bar millennials' pathway to the polls
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(124)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Coors Light investigative game promo closes Toronto intersection. Investigation was presumably to try and detect any beer in Coors Light
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(55)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Federal judge tells Supreme Court to STFU, wonders why they are further dividing the country by taking controversial cases they could avoid
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(131)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Renowned Indian poet Anwar Jalapuri translated the legendary Bhagavad Gita into Urdu poetry
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Okay, let's try this again. It's the rescheduled Coke Zero 400 at Daytona International Speedway, now starting at 11:00 AM ET on TNT
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(687)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Boca Raton, Florida is becoming the capital of the hair growth industry, which makes sense if you've ever seen the backs of the men on the Boca Raton beaches
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(19)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green said f*ck you to The Voice because it was becoming too much like a regular job. Yeah, that's a shame to have to try and work for a living, you demented troll
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(51)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"Man chases cab driver with pots & pans after trying to buy his girlfriend's cats." You have to click on the story to find out who wanted to buy the cats and who had the pots and pans
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Selfies" officially linked to narcissism and mental illness. Make some popcorn and post this one to your Facebook feed. Watch your millennial relatives try to deny it
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(79)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Here's Arizona's version of a hot television reporter trying to do a live shot in the middle of a hurricane
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good morning, sunshine. It's July 5, 2014. You've survived last night's rousing July 4 celebration, you managed to not burn your house down with fireworks, and you have one hell of a hangover to deal with. Try this
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(27)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July as we celebrate our freedom and independence a Gallup survey reveals that Americans are less satisfied with their freedom and that the attitude of the country is down
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(178)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
You could spend the Fourth trying to impress your friends by quoting the Founding Fathers. Or you could just play it safe and attribute everything to Rand Paul
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(162)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten best musicians to emerge from Canada. Naturally, Rush, the country's greatest contribution to culture, is number one, because no other--wait, they're at number two? And they were beat out by--NO THIS ATROCITY CANNOT STAND
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(172)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
How long would it take to try 25,000 different beers? Couple takes 35 years to sample each on a case by case basis
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(42)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not only did the 2004 Ashton Kutcher film The Butterfly Effect make money at the box office, someone is suing to try and take credit for the film
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(26)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Trying to get an unused plane ticket refunded after the death a family member? Watch out for the numerous dead ends
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(18)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Instead of burning or burying their children's summer camp wardrobe, some women actually try to launder the filthy stuff
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eric Church: "I put beer in country music before anyone else." Hank Sr.: "You're adorable"
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(91)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
'Bubbling' Is the new teen trend that no teen anywhere has ever done but will be reported in horrified tones by news outlets across the country
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first all-electric Formula E championship kicks off in Beijing on September and will allow racing fans around the world to thrill as they watch electric race cars plod around a track trying to limp to a finish before they run out of charge
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(38)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Heirs of Superman creators still trying to make their lawyer rich
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(16)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anti-piracy music industry site hacked, turned into Pirate Bay proxy
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(30)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
The only reason we still use the stupid penny? Zinc industry lobbyists
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(104)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for causing a disturbance at a McDonald's is commonplace; trying to bite the arresting cop in the crotch twice means you're still really hungry
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(29)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Perry to Obama: Hey, while you're in the neighborhood trying to raise gobs of cash why don't you come down to the border, have a look at what's going on and start doing your farking job
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(337)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Revenge pron is getting so out of hand in the UK that they are thinking about bringing in laws to try and stop it
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(133)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding homeless man arrested outside Good Morning America for trying to break in and kill Michael Strahan
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(46)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
On this day, when Canadians celebrate the birth of our country, let's all take a moment, and see how dumb American's really are
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(254)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So maybe trying to use the same OS on your desktop and your smartphone wasn't such a good idea after all
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(115)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Feds investigate Nissan cars for unwanted acceleration. As opposed to their investigation of Chryslers trying to find any acceleration
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(22)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Monty Python derided as a bunch of "wrinkly old men trying to relive their youth." Fark: By Mick Jagger
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(46)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finland's schools are trying to combat attention deficit disorder by trying a radical experiment where kids are given unstructured "free play" time periodically throughout the school day. Or as we used to call that, "recess"
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you notice that you've hit your monthly data cap after installing Amazon's FireTV, it's because it's probably downloading the entire internet to try and guess what you'll watch next
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(115)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad: Seattle manager getting in the way of his catcher trying for a foul ball in the dugout. Worse: What happens on the next pitch
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When ordered by their boss to get a psych evaluation, most employees won't try to burn his house down with him and his family in it. Most people
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(64)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Todd Akin decides to once again try to explain legitimate rape, which he says means "women who don't lie about rape." Just let it go, man; you'll never outlive your idiocy
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(253)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for people on the dole: When boasting about the new horse you just bought on Facebook, try not to say you bought it with your benefits money. Just sayin'
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(34)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kill it, KILL it with fire gets woman arson charge after trying to light up a spider
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(39)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Browns PR director resigns, says he felt the need to find an easier job, like trying rehabilitating Donald Sterling's image
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(15)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the 9th Circuit Court, it's perfectly alright if the government takes half your crop and gives you nothing in return because they're trying to help you
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(190)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Police tell man trying to get arrested that he hasn't committed a crime and that they can't arrest... oh...oh...wait... ooooh, yep, that'll work
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(38)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How electric fish developed their current capacitance. The research is sure to shock you, try not to resist
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(17)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tobacco industry spends huge amounts of money to cover up how unhealthy their product is. Wait, did I say tobacco industry? I meant the sugar industry
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(66)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Open wide: 1,000 pages of "steamy" love letters between the US President and his mistress, an enemy sympathizer and possible spy trying to sway his opinion, to be released
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Violent criminal and known gang member whose mugshot went viral because of stupid people is now trying to find a publicist so he can become a model first and criminal second
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britain, first the rodents were the size of cats that were overrunning your country and you did nothing, now that they're the size of cows, what are you going to do?
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(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"So you want to be a chemistry teacher" instructor manual. Page 1, Step 1: Do NOT set your students on fire
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(67)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GM tells dealers to stop selling the Chevy Cruze, try to interest customers in a vehicle that isn't currently being recalled, like something from the Ford place down the street
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(21)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When suing for compensation from a crippling car accident, please try to limit your 5k races. And 10k. And half marathons. And marathons
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks - The Video Game
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(34)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Head of the Club for Growth (of the Koch brother's bank balance) draws exactly the wrong lessons from all their recent losses: "Republicans think too hard about trying to make people that aren't going to like them like them"
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(47)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Number of Scots leaving their home country to make their living elsewhere hits 10-year low, indicating that the Scottish economy is improving or there just isn't anyone living in Scotland anymore because they've all left
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Which country, other than the hosts, sold the most World Cup tickets? More than Argentina, Germany and England combined. USA USA USA
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(99)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida decides to try and annoy the unemployed just a little bit less
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NRA comes to the defense of this country's most infringed upon group: Stalkers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook looks to block sale of ISIS merchandise. Cherlene's country album still available through MySpace
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(47)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
You have a fake lottery ticket and get turned away twice trying to cash it in, so what do you do? You take it straight to lottery headquarters and try again
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When trying to explain how your girlfriend literally got shot in the foot, get your story straight - otherwise you'll figuratively do the same to yourself
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Britain may become next country to legalize cannabis as doctors seek to help people suffering from the long term effects of having to live in Britain
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Have you ever asked yourself, "Self, if every state were a country, where would it rank with the rest of world in incarceration rates?" here's your answer
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
American Idol judges, host all set to return for another season of falling ratings, ever-increasing irrelevance and a chance to crown another barely-talented kid with no chance of industry success
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan pins its tourism industry on a botched oil mine in the desert drilled in the 1970s which has gradually turned into a fiery pit known as 'The Door To Hell.' But in fairness, it looks like it would be worth a trip, yeah (pics)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the US can't just deploy special forces soldiers to Iraq to solve the country's problems on the cheap: "What are they going to do? Host a dinner party? It's 300 guys to stop ISIS from taking over Baghdad"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming, by the end of the century many parts of the country will be unsuitable for having the kids go outside to play. Which would be a real problem if this were the 1950s when kids actually went outside to play
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Gamers plead with gaming industry to stop making sucky movie tie-in games whose only reason for existing is that they are released at same time as the movie they are based on
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