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129 headlines found matching 'trip'
Wed September 17, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boobies)
 
 
 
If you're going to pack your bags for a "one way trip" to jihad in Syria, don't burn your passport because you may have a change of heart and someday want to go home
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(95)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Time to reset the "Number of Years Since The Last Pirate Triple Play" clock
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(9)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Officials beg pastor and strip club owner to end their feud after strip club turns the tables and has topless dancers protest the church one Sunday morning
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(92)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally a hole-in-one would call for a celebration, this golfer won a trip to space for his
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(4)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS turns the rare triple-header play
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(260)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Whoa. I'm trippin' balls, man
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(8)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Former stripper sues Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says that he was all over her like a defensive linebacker on Tony Romo
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(40)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"There's news this week of an 'impossible' triple star system recently discovered by astronomers. One that "defies known physics." Needless to say, there's no need to abandon physics quite yet" (pic)
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Mon September 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family of responsible gun owners allow their 5 year-old son to go on an unsupervised hunting trip, seem shocked and appalled to learn the kid managed to shoot himself in the face with a shotgun because "he knew better"
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
[SPIFFY] Cheerleaders settle lawsuit with Oakland Raiders, win new contract tripling their wages. [SAD] They now make minimum wage
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
FREE BEER & MUSIC for FARKERS Friday, 9/5, TRiP Santa Monica (2101 Lincoln Blvd.) Beer Tasting @ 6 PM, Music @ 8 PM
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(6)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Illegally logging in the Alto Turiacu Indian territory? That's a beating, and a stripping, and a dragging and a truck burning. Look, basically, you're farked dumbass
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If 87 of 150 passengers on a plane are children and their estimated weight was mistakenly tripled, calculate how close the tail of the aircraft came to striking the runway on takeoff
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Wed September 03, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Eleven Libyan airliners missing after Islamists take over Tripoli Int'l Airport. CNN on full alert
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(95)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Arquette buys strip club for $1.5 million, all so he can meet his dream of being responsible for an upscale burlesque show
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(27)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
From the creators of the smash hit "Benghazi" comes the gripping sequel: "Tripoli"
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(97)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper: "Sorry police I have to go to work in order to feed my daughter, I don't have time to find her. I can't talk anymore"
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(70)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists trip old people, for fun and research
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(7)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
So, what does your state buy the most on eBay? (Travel tip: Postpone your trip to New York)
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Behold, the $10 Arby's "Meat Mountain." Chicken tenders, roast turkey, ham, Swiss cheese, corned beef, brisket, Angus steak, cheddar cheese, roast beef and three half-strips of bacon
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(184)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We've replaced your normal lane striping crew with a seven-year old using crayons. Let's see if anyone notices
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(73)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
FXX triples its primetime audience thanks to reruns of The Simpsons
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(41)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers latest travel trend: "Carry-on luggage is the way to go these days. It can save you $50 or more per trip"
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(20)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Rogaine, Sonicare toothbrushes and Crest Whitestrips
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(10)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(30)
 
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Man arrested because no matter what a stripper tells you, there's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room. None
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(81)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
US responds to Edward Snowden revelations by implementing internal checks and hardware changes to prohibit external drives on ... nah, just kidding. It was way easier to strip 100,000 workers of security clearances they need to do their jobs
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(44)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(NBC Olympic Talk)
 
 
 
Topless runner stripped of gold medal, pants
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(18)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 18 days and two cities, Twins Triple-A team completes a no-hitter
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(6)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
You can't cuss on the boardwalk in Maryland's Ocean City, but you can dance half-naked with a stripper's pole
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(53)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(521)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Today Online)
 
 
 
Interrupting this awful week of news, here's a picture of newly born panda triplets
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(14)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
WW1 aerial photography shows the scale of the massive devastation, makes you realize that much of Europe is the Continental equivalent of US strip malls
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Arquette wants to buy a strip club. In other news, the fox would be interested in purchasing a henhouse
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(20)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Father teaches sons lessons about reality of war by a) asking them to read books about the world wars, b) watching war documentaries together with them, c) taking them on a trip to the Israel and Palestine warzone
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Fri August 08, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's the NFL's head of officiating Dean Blandino on Jerry Jones' party bus outside of a strip club. That's gotta be cool with the other teams, right?
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(48)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lose your cellphone in the lake while on a fishing trip with friends? Why not drain the pond to try and recover it?
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(30)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen comic strips that need to be turned into movies. Family Circus would be epic
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(116)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court disciplines judge after she sent three 15-year-olds to a juvenile home to be strip searched, drug tested, and have a three-day stay. Their alleged crime? Walking through a woman's yard (they were later found not guilty)
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out the steak prep to show off the goods. When it's time to do it up, how do you make a steak? Difficulty: Not a strip, T-bone, or ribeye
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(161)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes Forever performed on an acoustic guitar? Yes, even the piccolo part is included
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(22)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Women finally realize that male strippers are gross
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(99)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
TripAdvisor rates the top 10 drive-in theaters in the U.S. and the news is there are still 10 drive-ins
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Tue July 29, 2014
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
News: Nebraska Cornhuskers begin football season at Big 10 Media Day. Fark: the coach's cat also made the trip
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(16)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip abroad, it might be wise to see where you, as an American, would be welcomed and not welcomed. Here's a handy little list
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Sat July 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US evacuates embassy in Tripoli following clashes between rival militias
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(114)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida GOP swears they don't know anything about the annual hunting trip the sugar industry sends them on every year
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(50)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some say the triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Yasiel Puig hit three of them last night
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(18)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's nephew is running an outdoor strip club at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Yep, you read that right
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(103)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're an artist, it's one thing if you manipulate bees to build trippy-looking beehives inside plexiglass. But do you really need to bring a handful of bees to your face so you can purposely be stung during a performance?
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(16)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Arbeit macht frei' lol what odd sign anyway totes having great trip later bye"
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(142)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY man headed back to prison for fatal stabbing after state Supreme Court rules that "stand your ground" law doesn't apply if the ground you are standing is a strip club parking lot you voluntarily walked out into to start a fight
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(65)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Black-and-white stripes are the new orange
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(20)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(79)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops tasked with inspecting strip club do so quickly, responsibly, and professionally. Just kidding, they show up all the time and make the strippers pose for pictures
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israel enters Gaza strip to get to hidden tunnel network, no word on if Brazzers co-sponsored
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(347)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
When you spend $135,000 at a strip club, you are either doing something very, very right or something very, very wrong
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(50)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Cute teenage couple go on boating trip to Bahamas, catch a fish, fry it up and eat it. Bad fish. Bad trip
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(86)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Okay, so Carmelo Anthony has 129 million reasons to re-sign with the New York Knicks, but this strip club offer of free lap dances for life should seal the deal
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Interested in a ventriloquism show? No? What if I told you that the ventriloquist was a former stripper? Still no? What about the part where she has sex with the dummy?
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(99)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was 'Tripping Balls,' according to police report. With blurry dashcam goodness
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(76)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(51)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Simultaneous triple lightning strike of Chicago's tallest buildings. Lighting strike trifecta done in one
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(31)
 
(Stop Yoko. Stop)
 
 
 
Someone gave a crazy old lady a microphone at Glastonbury and the result was about as appealing as giving an old lady a stripper's pole
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(58)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family living in fear as smoking hot 26-year-old stripper moves into their home, stops paying rent, refuses leave: "The screaming, the spanking, the moaning...that would wake the dead and my 5-year-old"
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(112)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
The US highway trust fund is out of money. Enjoy your summer road trip
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(180)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Columnist thinks his difficulties in accessing the Drudge Report from his hotel computer is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to censor the internet, rather than Druge's awful side bar ads tripping the malware filters of the hotel's Wi-fi
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(92)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before MLB gets its first double challenge of two separate calls ... on a triple play
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention passengers - Today's flight has been unexpectedly delayed. The pilot has been arrested for stripping during security screening
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(9)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
48 people stuck for four hours on Sea World ride, which should nicely prepare them for the trip home on the 405
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(23)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News: "President Obama is anti-American because he's not spending $100 billion on a trip to Brazil to watch America lose to Belgium"
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(137)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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(60)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently if you're a MLB player the amount you tip is always being judged ... even by strippers
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(29)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious when they discovered a stripper pole in the middle of the barber shop
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(55)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Nothing says All-American Bar crawl like stripping naked in a pizza place, stealing a car, running from the police, driving the wrong way down a one way street, crashing into two parked cars and getting tazed while still naked
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(27)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine and have a look at race relations in 1974
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(31)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Endless looping math gifs are seriously trippy
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hey buddy, this new Pauly Shore documentary looks just as depressing as you might guess a movie about a faded comedian hanging out in strip clubs would be
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(73)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan pins its tourism industry on a botched oil mine in the desert drilled in the 1970s which has gradually turned into a fiery pit known as 'The Door To Hell.' But in fairness, it looks like it would be worth a trip, yeah (pics)
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airport finally makes passengers strip nude before the flight. Well... it offers them the chance, anyway
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(58)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Introduction of new US triple-zero dress sizes makes fat chicks angry, hungry
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(143)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anonymous tracking data is only anonymous if nobody screws up the anonymizing. In other news, data on 173 million NYC cab trips are now available
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(22)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
MH370 pilot practiced landing on remote island strip on his computer and had no social commitments scheduled after the flight
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(168)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks walk-off hitting hero last night gets demoted to Triple-A today
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(17)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Texas company to replicate Japanese transportation system with 200-mph bullet train line connecting Dallas and Houston in hassle-free 90-minute trip
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(117)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Conservationists push to triple America's grizzly bear population. What could possibly go horribly, terrifyingly, limb-rendingly wrong?
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(61)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
How to sing opera on America's Got Talent? Start stripping
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(10)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts to expand California, church shooting leaves one holey, and an alternate universe where we can't implicitly trust strippers: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/8 - 6/14
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(0)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Nuns distracted by neighboring strip club
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Machu Picchu named top landmark, halfway-decent porn name by TripAdvisor
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(36)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man known as 'the Naked Commuter' regularly strips down on his boxers on way to work to protest lack of air conditioning on London subway or some damn thing (SFW pics)
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(32)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young Palestinian in what passes for summer camp in the Gaza Strip
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(26)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis says her breasts have tripled in size since... I lost you all a couple of words back, didn't I?
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(75)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drew was caught dancing naked on a greased stripper pole at a midget meth house
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(46)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
NASA explores faster than light travel with designs for a trip to Alpha Centauri in only two weeks. Which is a pretty amazing since after 45 years we still can't get back to the Moon
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(79)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Han Solo tripped first
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(79)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get your dad for Father's Day? Why not take him to a strip club and show him what he's been missing out on because he ruined his life by having you?
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(83)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's Guide to the World's Best Nerdy Trips
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(31)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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(53)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Springfield officers bust heroin-possessing stripper driving home from work at 3 AM for running red light, note that "she did not have enough clothing on to conceal the illegal narcotic"
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(51)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody murdered someone in a strip club over...a) sleeping with somebody's girlfriend...b) they owed them money...or c) they were asked to move so someone could make a pool shot
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(74)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're inevitably nudging your daughter towards the stripper pole if you manage to practically live Tweet the entire 12-hour labor to millions of strangers including photos of you sucking on a gas pump
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(58)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas City strip club hides its Totally Nude, Barely Legal signs so Republicans checking town for GOP 2016 political convention won't be offended
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(61)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can California Chrome pass the Test of the Champion, or will an upstart filly steal the carnation blanket? Mix up a Belmont Breeze and place your bets: The Triple Crown is on the line at the 146th Belmont Stakes (post time 6:52 ET)
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(294)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
10 essentials for a more comfortable camping trip. Or, you could just live in your garage for a weekend, brushing bugs out of your teeth and destroying your clothes with your massive pit stains. It's pretty much the same experience just cheaper
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trailing by one run, bases loaded, no outs. How to get out of the inning? With MLB's third triple play of the year
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(21)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Twins are graduating high school. News: Triplets are graduating from high school. Fark: nine sets of twins and one set of triplets are graduating from the same high school
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Thu June 05, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Maryland gubernatorial front-runner Anthony Brown would like you to know that the scantily-clad woman with her arm around a stripper pole who's photobombing his Las Vegas picture is most definitely *not* a stripper
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Wed June 04, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The last time the Kings and Rangers met in the playoffs, it was during the Triple Crown era for LA and the Broadway Bullies for the Blueshirts. Highlights: an eight-minute long brawl with 59 penalties and 267 minutes in the box just for one game
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(17)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Obvious: FIFA should strip Qatar of the 2022 World Cup Fark: And award it to America instead
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie copes with getting criticized by the Tennessean GOP by crashing a bachelorette party. Bride-to-be reported to say "Who the hell asked for a Chris Farley impersonating stripper?
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(14)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
What was it like tripping on acid in a 1979 middle school? Pretty much like this
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(14)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Helena really good with children? Will Art Bell and Felix take a road trip? How does Mrs. S know Paul? Will some Farker complain about this headline? All will be answered tonight on BBC America's Orphan Black
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(39)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
50 Shades of Grey has caused STD infections to triple among people formerly too old and gross for that
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(88)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
While California Chrome is vying for the horse racing triple crown, the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater just accomplished their own Triple Crown by winning the football, men's basketball, and baseball championships at their level
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(22)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Forget about Lyme disease, there's a new tick borne virus that's now killing people. Enjoy your summer yard work and camping trip
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(54)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
College student makes about $180k a year working part time as a stripper. Bet they didn't teach you that in business school
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Mon May 26, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will this be the week Daniel Bryan is stripped of the title? Is Alicia Fox going to be a heel or a face? Has Zack Ryder been demoted to permanent bunny duty on this hustle, loyalty, and respect filled Memorial Day WWE Raw? (8 PM on USA)
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Sun May 25, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber gives $545,000 to charity. Surprisingly, 'charity' wasn't a stripper
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(29)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Broncos defensive back T.J. Ward in the early running for NFL Walter Payton Man of the Ye ... BWHAHAHAHA, WHO AM I KIDDING? He gets into a fight in a strip club and the cops issue a warrant for his arrest
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(24)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Stripper gets arrested, masturbates in cell to the enterta...err...horror of the officers
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Today's FARK ready headline: Head-bomb man strips naked, then surrenders
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(6)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't afford trip to Washington, DC to see the White House? Here's your chance to take interactive tour where Obama rules America with dictorial proclamations, unconstitutional orders
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hotel sues anonymous Internet user for $74,500 over TripAdvisor review that included "the owner smokes weed" & "Jen at the front desk had phone sex with someone"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
For those of you who don't believe that evil exists in the world, imagine this: An all-you-can-eat bacon festival that you pay $125 to attend ... and all you can get is a couple of strips
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