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173 headlines found matching 'trip'
Sat June 25, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
A provision allowing VA doctors to prescribe medical marijuana for vets passed both houses of Congress ... but was stripped out at the last minute by the joint conference committee
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Study shows strip clubs bring $70M to San Diego economy
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Thu June 23, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican proposes triple damages on businesses that won't allow firearms. Friends of the Job Creators indeed
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Two missing kayakers found dead, one hospitalized. Unclear why they hospitalized a dead person
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to book your trip to EuroFark 2016: Sept 30 - Oct 2 - Berlin, Germany
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a famous pianist doing a solo performance while on a floating platform in the Arctic Ocean
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Tue June 21, 2016
(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
Old man gets lost in the Capitol building, accidentally walks into GOP lunch gathering
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That ended as the Minnow did, the Skipper with a swollen lip
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
While there were once oceans on Venus, a mysterious force stripped them away - but what?
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to Star Trek
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have the first MLB player to hit for the cycle in 2016, with only having had nine career triples in seven years. And in three of those seasons, he had zero
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Tue June 14, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Only in Florida can you drive your car into a bay, strip off all your clothes, walk into a complete stranger's house and sleep it off, greet them and the police officer the next morning, and face no charges
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"At one time we had strippers clopping down the hall here registering at the license office"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Strip's first high-rise, the Riviera Hotel and Casino, to be imploded tomorrow. Michael Corleone unavailable for comment
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Sun June 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Solar powered airplane, Solar Impulse 2, lands in New York City after cross-country trip ... that started on April 24. For the mathematically inclined, that works out to just over 2 mph for the trip
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rapist who claims he raped so that he would be sentenced and then be able to revenge his child's death, gets sentenced to 25 years. Seems like a little shoplifting or armed robbery could have done the trick
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
Boobies
 
Louisiana governor signs law raising minimum stripper age to 21. Younger dancers to volunteer, or work the parking lot tailgate parties
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State university decides to allow beer sales at sports events. Revenue from sales to pay for additional cops. Additional cops required because of beer sales. Moebius strippers arriving soon
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Just how crazy big is the U.S. economy?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Toll bridge in Boston will swing both ways
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Science just found a whole bunch of unknown peacock spider species in Australia and they want to share the little guys with you (pics)
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Mon June 06, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The last time John Elway visited the White House, he ate creamed chipped beef on toast and had to miss a game due to vomiting. I wonder what they're serving this year?
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Mikey Waltrip's favorite race of the year and Joey Logano is getting a coat of primer as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Pocono for the Axalta "We Paint Wieners" 400, Noon ET on Fox Sports 1. Wait, it's "Winners"? Well that makes no sense (Race rescheduled)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Noseless man caught in scentsless crime, an unexpected profit opportunity in the mobile stripper pole repair business, and 13-year old boy suffers Michelle Duggar Syndrome: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 - 6/4
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Aqib Talib becomes the latest pro athlete to learn that booze + strip clubs + gun friendly states = very bad outcomes
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch will most likely stink up the show, Black Koch is present, but we will be Jebless as the NASCAR Xfinity Series makes their first trip to Pocono Speedway for a hopefully rain-less Pocono Green 250, 1 PM ET on Fox
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
On the 48th anniversary of Andy Warhol's attempted assassination, visitor to San Fran's MOMA Museum trips and damages $82,000,000 "Triple Elvis"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Competing with Qatar airlines international spread, Delta improves customer service/food/seat space. Just kidding. They block the only gate Qatar's a380 can use with a much smaller plane in its inaugural trip to Atlanta, delaying customers an hour
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Man on quest to give himself E-Coli 366 days in a row
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Pro boxers say allowing pro boxers into Rio Olympics will mean there's a sport more deadly than swimming: "It is actually dangerous. Imagine Gennady Golovkin, the triple middleweight champion, fighting an unknown amateur. That would be dangerous"
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police spokesman: "We can tell you that meth may make you go to your workplace, barricade yourself in a bathroom, strip naked and refuse to come out"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Vikings in longship arrive in Canada. This is not a repeat from 1000AD
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Another day, another animal charging at a photo-obsessed tourist
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Podiatrists declare Crocs bad for your feet, sex life
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Sharks bloody the water and tie the series? Can the Penguins squawk their way to another win? Do we have enough goon juice for the series? Tune in at 8PM ET on NBCSports to find out
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mathematicians have discovered a truly marvelous demonstration of the boolean Pythagorean Triples problem that their 200TB margin is finally wide enough to contain. Suck it, Fermat
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
In keeping with the dignity and decorum of this election year, failed candidate for Libertarian Party Chair strips to underpants and dances in front of the convention
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A 7-year-old boy is missing as parents intentionally left him stranded in the mountains as a punishment
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Estonian identical triplets to run in the Olympics
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two Class A teams get locked in a tension-filled pitchers' duel: 29 -11, featuring nine home runs (two of which were grand slams), seven doubles and two triples
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jennie Finch will become the first female manager of a professional men's baseball team on Sunday. "I have Tommy Lasorda on speed dial"
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The 9/11 Commission report is like a really bad strip club. You can't see the good stuff for way too long, and the final reveal is a major bummer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
My God, they've moved up from landing strips, Stuart
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists interact with fungi; he takes to stripper, show good time
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman goes full WTF on airplane, kicks and screams like a baby, then gets all naked-like
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pregnant strippers can breathe easy knowing that the Toxic Substances Control Act reform is working its way to the President's desk
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Solar Impulse 2 lands in Pennsylvania, is immediately mugged and stripped
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Strip club: "Now hiring the class of 2016". Michigan is ready for its own tag
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Wed May 25, 2016
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Want free Uber rides? Build a Twitter bot like this guy did
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine to the time when half of Hillary voters said they would not support Obama. A place where the comments are actually amusing to read
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"When world-renowned scientists offer to take you on a day trip to Mars - and promise you that you won't die - your answer should be yes"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
During a two week stretch of Calvin & Hobbes strips from 1989, cartoonist Bill Watterson made a dark but salient point about how unfair life can be
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Sun May 22, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
"If the OPEC meeting ends without a fight, it should be considered an achievement." Good to know that global oil producers have the same standards of success as an exasperated parent taking their kids on a road trip
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chilean man decides to commit suicide by stripping naked and jumping into a lion's den at a zoo. Two lions proceed to maul him, but zoo officials shoot and kill the lions before they can finish the job
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman with rare brain disorder that makes her strip can't work out what job to do
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Neighbour finds missing passport on the street enabling photographer to catch his flight. To Egypt. Last Thursday. Yes, that flight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In America: "Do not bring this gun to school." In Russia: "Do not bring this gun to school. It's filthy. Strip it down and clean it now or you'll fail"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch in wonder as Vanderbilt pulls off the rare triple steal. Everybody run, don't look back
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
State rep who tried to set stripper age and weight limits won't apologize
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
White Sox turn second triple play of the year, are now averaging one per month. It was a bit less complicated this time
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Remember that time that Neil Armstrong and Sir Edmund Hillary took a trip to the North Pole, and Armstrong was like "I've never seen it from the ground before, only the moon". Good times
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Wed May 18, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Louisiana, during a discussion about raising the minimum age for strippers to 21, a state lawmaker files an amendment with a maximum age and weight limit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Aviation nerds travel around the world to fly on specific planes News: special trip to North Korea due to the old age of their soviet aircraft
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Remember that time in Kangaroo Flat, when Blue hit that roo, and the bugger flew into Stu? Strewth, talk about laugh
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The 1990s were stranger than we all realized at the time, kids. Case in point: Hillary Clinton spoofing Forrest Gump
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Court accuses RunKeeper of also keeping your walks, sleeps, coffee breaks, bathroom trips, etc
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Sun May 15, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Florida stripper tried to eat her shirt following DUI arrest"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Big Papi becomes only the third player in MLB history with 500 home runs and 600 doubles. And he joined this club by getting it as his twentieth game-winning hit, after hitting a game-tying triple in the 9th. Or as he calls it, Saturday
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Piano virtuoso takes you on a trip back through the history of phone ringtones. And people say classical music is inaccessible
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Strippers more heavily vetted than Uber drivers
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pope to wave his dick at Turkey
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Thu May 12, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legendary Chelsea FC midfielder Joe Cole, 34, comes to America, signs with Tampa Bay Rowdies. Given that legendary but aging English midfielders have such an impressive track record in America, what could possibly go wrong?
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pilot decides to ignore the rules and allows Fort McMurray evacuees to board his plane with their pets. Bonus picture of stoic hedgehog included
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins have a 'home run' turn into a single, and then a triple turn into a 'home run'. The baserunning gods taketh and giveth back
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Sun May 08, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you live in a town named Surprise you should just expect small planes to fall from the sky into your yard from time to time
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Designboom)
 
 
 
France's new trains be trippin'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Listen carefully. You need to get as many stacks of dollar bills as possible, and you need to book a trip to Las Vegas for next March because HOT DAMN MAGIC MIKE IS COMING TO SIN CITY
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Mon May 02, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Bring your growlers and kegs. It'll be a long trip, but you can refill when you get there
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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Sat April 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett of the Jacksonville Jaguars was sent to London to announce a draft pick with a fan, then that pick gets traded away by the time he gets there
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While your over-the-hill DH was striking out three times, Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright was hitting a bases-clearing triple
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's why you should never tip your Uber driver, not that it ever occurred to you that you should
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has criticised the Wall Street Journal for an ad denying the Armenian genocide, presumably after someone read it to her
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Wed April 27, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
When planning a trip to Las Vegas, make sure you know the difference between the Birmingham, Alabama airport and the Birmingham, England airport
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you've got $8,000,000 you could buy a whole Nevada town, which comes with an airstrip, a diner, a casino, and a waitress named Debbie
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The online contest to name a cute pair of baby eaglets is now over. Freedom and Liberty beat out other entries such as Stars and Stripes, Riker and Pickard, and Statler and Waldorf
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Attempting to run over her parents with the car? High speed chase in Los Angeles? Stripping naked when the police arrive? Check, check, and...check
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Texas Hill Country)
 
 
 
Texas man purloins steaks, has beef with cops leading to high-speed chase. Police use flanking maneuvers and attempt to T-bone suspect before he's finally cut off. Strip search reveals evidence
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos nostalgically document road-tripping American vacationers of the 1980s and 1990s, when tourists at national parks sported real cameras, binoculars and fanny packs, had questionable taste in hair and fashion, but weren't invariably obese
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Aeropostale readies bankruptcy filing after teens finally discover that bleached out, tie-dyed and shredded clothes can easily be made at home
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Thu April 21, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After initially defending the trip, Indiana Congressman Marlin Stutzman decides to reimburse his campaign for a "Campaign trip" his whole family took to California last summer. Left unanswered: Why an IN Rep would be campaigning in CA at all
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(KEYC Mancato)
 
 
 
Need to give your employees a bonus but don't want to pay cash? Obviously, the clear choice must be meth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man having bad experience on LSD cuts his trip short - along with his penis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Took on an extra kid for the night, the dog just ate dinner off the stove, might have broken a finger tripping up the stairs, and all my snap pea plants died last night for some reason. Can anyone reccommend a good country song?
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Wed April 20, 2016
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Key West club to pay strippers $1.2 million to settle wage case, more if they want them to cry
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Tue April 19, 2016
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
When asked why he made the trip to Walmart, all Barnett said was "tacos"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Two lady high school volleyball coaches show Fifty Shades of Grey to team on road trip, so principal does the right thing and slaps parent who complained with a restraining order. Wait, what?
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(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
The Force is strong in Prince William and Prince Harry
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
When Jamie Vardy pointed his finger at the referee on Sunday, the FA pounced on the chance to try and give the Premiership to a proper top club, or at least Tottenham Hotspur
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Mon April 18, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
UN ambassador's motorcade on way to meet Cameroon children succeeds
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Throughout NHL Playoffs, Kings fans who fly Delta can jump to front of the line to board their plane as long as they're wearing Kings gear. Not just for the two trips to San Jose, but to golf courses all over the country through mid-June
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Sat April 16, 2016
(107.5 The River)
 
 
 
Where should we leave the baby during the strip club audition? Hot car in the sun? Yup. Let's go with that
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ You know my buddies like their chicken fried ♫ A little coke on a Friday night ♫ A couple strippers then the cops arrive ♫ But they cover it uuuu-i-uuu-up ♫
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Colts first team not given bye week post London, Raiders have short week post Mexico, somehow, though, this will still amount to NFL screwing Seahawks on scheduling
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Littoral lube failure proves costly for Navy, most relationships
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Watching the uncensored version of Robocop next to the overdubbed made for TV version is like taking a strange trip back in time. (Not safe for work language in video)
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Ninth-grade girls hire male stripper to perform at their school's synchronized swimming club's annual banquet. Surprisingly, someone has a problem with that
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Financially troubled Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson certainly has enough money to throw at strippers
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
News: OKC Thunder's Russell Westbrook records triple double against Lakers. FARK: In less than 18 minutes
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tripping Balls? Grab your Vitamin B complex, turn up some Allman Brothers and see if you can read the link before all the letters wander off the screen
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Sun April 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Since no trip to South Korea is complete without making a K-Pop music video, Conan O'Brien and Steven Yeun did just that
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series is under the lights tonight as they welcome all Steers and Michael Waltrips to Texas Motor Speedway for the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300 to try to stop Kyle Busch. Coverage begins at 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Thu April 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of 7 accused of credit card fraud found collecting child porn as well as having a sex slave tied to a stripper pole in his house, or as Michiganders call it, "Thursday"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has moved past deflating balls to tripping balls. Prince Adam is inconsolable
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Airlines have always told you that you'd get cheaper fares by buying round trips. Well, not any more
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Libya's Tripoli-based government will "cease operation" and absolve itself of responsibility for the country's fate. Apparently they got the idea after watching elected officials in Flint, Michigan
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
71 years after his downfall and death, the town of Tegernsee strips Hitler of his 'honorary citizen' status
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Low inventory causes vanilla prices to triple, according to industry bean counters
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Being British and breaking a British record means having triplets when you're a 55-year-old grandmother ....So very British one guesses
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Mon April 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel finally regrets something: an Instagram post. As reported by Mark Sanchez
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Sun April 03, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Undertaker is already walking to the ring to face Shane-O-Mac, Dean Ambrose is preparing to get Borked, and whoever wins between Triple Gagne and Stupid Sexy Roman, we all lose when we watch Wrestlemania 32, live on PPV and WWE Network
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Sat April 02, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Airlines drops free 24-hour hold on trip reservations. Apparently they were getting pressure from other airlines for being the last one to still have a policy using the word "free"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man games Wheel of Fortune for $76,000 by guessing the questions in advance (with video)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman dies, man injured in James River 'drowning machine'. Whose marketing department came up with that name?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rumble strips on historic route 66 play 'America The Beautiful' - If you go the speed limit which is why no one's ever heard it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On CNN, Cruz and Trump reps have a civil debate on how to maximize tax revenues for the nation through sensible planning. Nah, I'm kidding, they yelled at each other over whether or not Trump's campaign manager's lawyer once bit a stripper
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bison attacks are on the rise because cell phones have sh*tty cameras
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry goes back in time to look for help from an arch nemesis, and on iZombie, Liv eats a stripper's brain (CW @ 8:00). On Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a radical group called the Watchdogs plan to eliminate the Inhumans (ABC @ 9:00)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The International Space Station is getting a bouncy castle
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Streamer takes a trip into an abandoned MMO for a lark. Then he encounters its one remaining player
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Sun March 27, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man runs onto field during Tampa Bay Rays game and throws beer cans at the dugout because he was angry about Cuba
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's trip with Cuba very successful, especially if you call pissing off Republicans a successful goal. Scorrrrrrrrrreee
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Fusion)
 
 
 
How to stop PMS hormones from turning you into an irritable, paranoid, depressed mess... Well this one's easy, just get some buddies and go on a road trip to Vegas until she stops throwing the phone when you call her
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In 1969 Hillary Clinton moved to Alaska to work the salmon 'slime line.' Bill Clinton visibly aroused
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Strip state funding from cities that want to provide more worker protections than the state, says party of decentralized government
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Olivia Newton-John, Remember your ex who supposedly vanished a decade ago on a fishing trip? Well, he and a new girlfriend have reportedly been spotted in Mexico, getting physical
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hello is President Obama there? Yes this is Panfilo, I'm calling about the weather for a baseball game during his trip to Cuba"
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rican Miss Universe stripped... you already clicked, didn't you?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Federal judge quotes famous stripper in decision about whether exotic club dancers are employees or independent contractors. Damages will be paid in one dollar bills
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Wed March 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass Christian frat-bro sentenced to hard labor for trying to steal sign from glorious Best Korean hotel
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of Shield, Coulson and General Talbot go on a road trip to find a mole and in a stunning development find a traitor in their midst. (ABC 9ET)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's best internship is being a strip club secret shopper
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Palestinian teacher wins $1 million prize, will use money to buy Gaza Strip
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Sat March 12, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple Gagne decide to drop the belt so we have a Wrestlemania main event worth watching, or will he have his shovel ready to bury Ambrose? Find out on WWE Roadblock, live at 8 PM EST on the WWE Network
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have a nice trip. See you next fall
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Royals saw the White Sox triple play and raised them an inside-the-park homer. A lot of weird baseball wrapped into one game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guantanamo, where people were illegally detained, tortured and stripped of all human dignity. Cruz/Rubio:"Why not keep it for (alleged) ISIS fighters?"
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Attorney's dog dies. So he melts down in profanity-laced legal filing about strippers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are still two McDonald's in the US selling McPizza. ROAD TRIP
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Wed March 09, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google launches vacation-planning feature likely to send SkyScanner and TripAdvisor straight into the 'B' ark
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers return from fact-finding trip to Colorado anxious and paranoid about legal marijuana. Apparently they were doing it wrong
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Central Florida city planning to visit Cuba and then return home on a makeshift raft because Florida
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
City Planning Commission to soon debate how many strip clubs is too many in New Orleans, will consider the imposition of a "soft moratorium" on new clubs. Hard moratorium to come later after commision members have visited all the clubs
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Vince disparage his son tonight? How shrill will Nipple H be tonight? Who will Triple H mercilessly abuse tonight? What will Shane leap from tonight? McMahon family drama continues tonight on WWE RAW (8PM ET, USA/pre-show 7:30PM ET)
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Scientists devise the "perfect road trip" - a big loop through all 48 continental states, visiting 50 different landmarks. It doesn't really matter where you live, so just hop on the path in whatever state you live in
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Americans make 11 million visits to the doctor every year because of obesity. Which would be unnecessary if it weren't for the 500 million trips every year to McDonald's
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dating was simpler 70 years ago. "We wrote for a year or two," she said. "When he came home, we got married"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't broken into a Sikh Temple, decided it was an ISIS lair, stripped naked, and torn it apart with a sword? "Intoxication/impairment are possible factors"
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(Londonist)
 
 
 
World's first airport gin distillery opens at Gatwick, behind bombproof glass: "Airport authorities weren't happy at the idea that 80% alcohol might be accessible to the travelling public"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Trip balls with this bewildering WTF commercial for Japanese soft drink
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Fake police trooper calls dispatch after the stripper he tried to pull over flees, tells the police that he's an off-grid trooper and was armed with "hands and feet that are registered"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place. Don't be evil unless you're the co-founder of Google and a Pentagon advisory board wants to hire you
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
"Unsatisfied" strip-club customer threatens citizen arrest of stripper who wouldn't do the dirty. He's also a disbarred lawyer
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Astronauts returning from long space trips have lazy blood circulation, atrophied leg muscles, deteriorated eyesight, and (probably) uncontrollable flatulence. Pretty much the same result as spending 20 hours a day on the politics tab
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Mon February 29, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
90 year old grandma diagnosed with uterine cancer given three choices by doctors. Did she choose: a) surgery, b) radiation or c) chemotherapy? Ha.Trick question. She chose d) ROAD TRIP
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Deadpool was #1 for the 3rd week with $31 million. Gods of Egypt becomes the first big budget blockbuster bomb of 2016 with a dismal $13 million debut while Triple 9 disappointed with a #5 debut and $5.8 million showing. And how is Risen at #4?
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Crayons is in the 14, Shrub got his qualifying time disqualified, which put his Xanax-fueled brother on the pole, and NASCAR couldn't even manage to get a full field for the Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway, 1 PM on Fox
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Sat February 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bagpiper completes personal quest to inflict the bagpipes on every continent on Earth in just 50 days: "During the self-funded charity trip the 57-year-old travelled 50,000 miles and played 12 gigs. She raised more than £5,000 for two charities"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All of which could have been avoided if only more people understood the warnings that TLC were giving us
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