Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Heroic blogger-patriot urges readers not to answer questions of race on the US Census, and to instead write in "American" and then demand that the MailCrat who delivered the census form recite the Pledge of Allegiance with you  (corner.nationalreview.com)	(314)

(Some Grey Seal)

The most awesome collaboration you'll ever see in your lifetime: Neil Young and Elton John are recording an album together  (nme.com)

(38)

(Spinner)

Hole releases their new single, "Skinny Little Biatch," because "Fortyish Crack Whore" doesn't lend itself to a good melody    (spinner.com)

(42)

Muse has one of their songs removed from the upcoming Twilight soundtrack after the company realized the two preceeding soundtracks had the same songs with different titles  (contactmusic.com)

(18)

"Patriot" Groups pose a larger threat to America than Al-Qaeda ever has. This is bad news, for Bill Belichick  (aolnews.com)

(155)

Barack Obama extends Patriot Act for one year, liberating Americans from the burden of privacy  (blogs.villagevoice.com)

(262)

Senate votes to extend PATRIOT Act for another year. How's that for hope and change?  (news.yahoo.com)

(339)

(Some Comic Geek)

Lots of good books at your LCS this week. What will you be picking up? Official comic discussion thread for week of February 17  (downtowncomics.com)

(33)

(PopMatters)

Putting aside the music, the history of the Velvet Underground is marked not by innovation or inspiration, but by frustration and disappointment  (popmatters.com)

(47)

		Bill Nye says that denying climate change is unpatriotic. Like America cares what some guy who couldn't carry Mr. Wizard's beaker cares  (newsbusters.org)	(388)
		Sade is taking the Billboard pop charts by storm. This is a repeat from 1985  (contactmusic.com)	(17)

Criticizing the President's handling of anti-terror measures is no longer patriotic. Nothing to see here citizen, move along  (blogs.abcnews.com)

(224)

Them Crooked Vultures to release their second disappointing album this fall  (pastemagazine.com)

(34)

		♫Oh tie a yellow ribbon round the ole' oak tree♫... Except in Litchfield, CT, where they want to make it illegal to tie any colored ribbons around any tree, citing excessive patriotism is not good. For the trees, that is  (liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com)	(102)
		Patrick Stump says in no uncertain terms that Fall Out Boy is done. He's not blaming anyone in particular, but says that someone was being a real wentzbag about things  (contactmusic.com)	(29)

Top ten most damaging songs to the state of modern rock  (aolradioblog.com)

(74)

Turns out Teabugger-Pimptriot James O'Keefe wasn't trying to tap Sen. Landrieu's phones after all. He was just trying to shut down the entire building's phone system by gaining access under false pretenses and cutting the wires  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(372)

		Rep. John Boehner (P-atriot) protects America from Obama bin Laden's terrorist buddies. Better luck next time, Al Qaeda  (foxnews.com)	(189)
		Rock? Jazz? I say it's rockin's jazz. The Ramsey Lewis trio does "The In Crowd" circa 1965  (youtube.com)	(28)
		The Kenny Drew Trio hooks up with bassist Niels-Henning Ørsted Pedersen for a nice version of "Oleo"  (youtube.com)	(8)

Jeff Beck's first new album in seven years, Emotion Commotion, will be released on April 13th, meaning there will be at least one CD worth buying that month  (rollingstone.com)

(40)

Joan Collins, Jane Seymour and Jane Fonda glamour up a Golden Globes party. Between the three of them, there's 206 years of experience, and yes, you'd still hit it  (dailymail.co.uk)

(92)

		New England atriots, commonly called the "ats," are a rofessional football team now missing something  (bostonherald.com)	(41)
		Patriots open new midwest branch  (sportingnews.com)	(23)

Today's Fark-ready headline: Courtney Love Unveils Her New Hole  (starpulse.com)

(15)

Plastic Ono Band to perform first gig in 40 years and be joined onstage by Eric Clapton and Paul Simon. ♫ Are you going to Scarborough fai--YAAAA-YAYAYAYA-YAAAAAH YAAHHH ♫  (contactmusic.com)

(74)

		Ravens tell the Patriots they will play nevermore this season, keep Giants Stadium mathematically alive  (espn.go.com)	(154)
		In worst kept secret of the new year, NBC will no longer take it on the chin during primetime and will move Jay Leno back to late slot  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)	(140)

Chances are, the Oscars will be dominated by science fiction films. God help us, it's becoming mainstream  (io9.com)

(50)

		The flip side to "why did Indy pull their starters?": Patriot Wes Welker leaves game after knee injury in meaningless game  (sports.espn.go.com)	(74)
		"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." (Offer expires 1-20-09)  (newsbusters.org)	(170)

Zac Efron gave his girlfriend/co-star Vanessa Hudgens something fruity for her birthday. Other than himself, that is  (starpulse.com)

(57)

(Apple)

Hollywood has officially hit rock bottom: A horror movie about being stuck on a ski lift. Sadly, this is not a parody  (apple.com)

(161)

		Dave Matthews Band was the top-grossing concert draw of the decade. ♫ Flibbin' flobbin' flib ♪ for a long, long time ♫ Glibben globben glib ♪ for a long, long time ♪  (denverpost.com)	(65)
		Harry Reid (D-ork) defends bribes to Senators to pass health care, saying failing to hold out for a payoff "doesn't speak well" of Senators who supported his bill without one  (politico.com)	(225)

		Traitorous Democrats delay troop funding... wait, we're getting a correction. Patriotic Republicans delay troop funding bill  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(240)
		Apparently not supporting the troops is patriotism as Kay Bailey Hutchinson (scRewed) is about to find out as Tea Baggers prostest her vote for cloture on a defense appropriations bill  (dallasnews.com)	(81)

(Some Guy)

Photoshop this colorful trio  (upload.wikimedia.org)

(34)

(turnto10.com)

Man who plays Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting. He'll never be able to show his face again  (www2.turnto10.com)

(58)

(nfl.com)		Patriots will not make the playoffs  (nfl.com)	(138)
		British magazine Mojo names Animal Collective as having the best album of the year. Guess Mojo really loves bland, banal "music." Seriously...what the hell?  (contactmusic.com)	(66)

GOP is planning to undermine the President of the United States on the world stage. Now that's Patrioticism  (foxnews.com)

(686)

Trio of singing soldiers who raise money for injured comrades told they can't wear their uniforms when they sing God Save The Queen in front of the Queen because it's considered moonlighting  (thesun.co.uk)

(20)

		Michael Brown to teach a course on the Patriot Act at the University of Denver. Heckuva job there University of Denver  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(33)
		I saw the sixth seal opened and there was a great earthquake, the sun turned black, the moon became blood red, stars fell to earth, the sky folded up like a scroll, mountains moved and The Jonas Brothers and Celine Dion planned a duet  (contactmusic.com)	(25)
		Fan gives the Jonas Brothers a dead shark as a gift. They immediately jump it    (contactmusic.com)	(18)

The truth about playing injured. "There is a sign in the New England Patriots training room that says 'Durability is more important than Ability,' and they mean it"  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

(55)

(Cold Hard Football Facts)		The statheads agree: Against the Patriots on Monday, Drew Brees gave "the greatest regular-season passing performance in modern NFL history"  (coldhardfootballfacts.com)	(97)
		Photoshop this Patriot's Act  (centria.files.wordpress.com)	(28)

(Foreign Policy)		"Americans have come to believe that spending govt revenues on US citizens here at home is usually a bad thing and should be viewed wth suspicion, but spending billions on vast projects overseas is the hallmark of patriotism"  (walt.foreignpolicy.com)	(113)
		Tom Brady throws 5 TDs in rout of...I'm sorry, Drew Brees? Are you sure? Okay. Drew Brees throws 5 TDs in rout of Patriots  (sports.espn.go.com)	(269)

Ain't no party like a turkey giveaway party 'cause a turkey giveaway party don't stop until Ludacris, Big Boi, and Akon give thousands of turkeys to Atlanta families  (contactmusic.com)

(8)

"Tea Party Patriots" respond kindly and rationally to woman who lost her daughter and grand-daughter from lack of health insurance. Just kidding... they laugh and scream her down. Stay classy, teabaggers  (huffingtonpost.com)

(498)

Jeff Bridges might finally get his much deserved Oscar  (oscar-watch.ew.com)

(76)

John Wall hits game winner to save Kentucky over Miami of Ohio. In other news, Kentucky almost lost to Miami of Ohio  (cbssports.com)

(86)

		Following the Patriots stunning loss, one of Bill Belichick's bodyguards floors a cameraman trying to get a closeup of the pain in Belichick's face  (liveleak.com)	(49)
		Fifty-nine percent of Republican voters say Sarah Palin shares their values. Specifically, the small-town values of hard work, patriotism, and having a pregnant teen daughter with big knockers  (rasmussenreports.com)	(329)