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Headlines matching 'trains'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(NJ.com) Obvious NJ DOT committee presents recommendations on ways to reduce train-related deaths. #1: Stop getting hit by trains  (nj.com) (40)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Telegraph) Strange Indonesian train officials have an innovative new way of keeping 'rail surfers' off the roofs of their trains: swat them with brooms drenched in putrid smelly goop  (telegraph.co.uk) (175)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CBS-NY) Unlikely State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (107)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Obvious For the 75th year in a row, the Chamber of Commerce train leaves New Jersey for its yearly 'Walk to Washington' event. Otherwise known as the schmooooooooooooooze train  (nj.com) (10)
(NYPost) Dumbass If you take a shortcut home by walking through a NYC subway tunnel watch out for litter, tepid water, fast moving trains  (nypost.com) (29)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Emirates 24/7) Scary Things most girls do with grandma: learn crafts, cook. Things most girls don't do with grandma: pose together in lingerie for a photo shoot  (emirates247.com) (112)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting A man accused of strangling his wife tells the court the family dog did it. This leads to just one question... How long did it take to train the dog?  (thelocal.de) (31)


Wed January 18, 2012
(The Local - Swiss) Dumbass If you fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, just let it go man, because it's gone  (thelocal.ch) (15)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Weird It's always awkward when you're on a busy train and your wife tells you to look between her legs and you see a head coming out  (chron.com) (37)
(Yahoo) Asinine Safety conscious Indonesia deals with dangerous situation of people riding on roofs of overcrowded trains by suspending chain-tethered concrete balls above the tracks (pics)  (news.yahoo.com) (147)


Wed January 11, 2012
(News.com.au) Sad Graffiti artist tagged by train  (news.com.au) (103)


Mon January 09, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Amusing Don't look now, but the Dodge Dart is baaaaaaaaaaaaack  (wrcbtv.com) (120)
(New York Daily News) Sad No good deed goes unpunished by a train  (nydailynews.com) (30)


Thu January 05, 2012
(BBC) Interesting We are sorry to announce the cancellation of the 06:47 Edinburgh train due to the wrong kind of tree on the line  (bbc.co.uk) (13)


Wed January 04, 2012
(HelenaIR.com) Weird Montana train locomotive ambushed, fired upon. This is not a repeat from 1892  (helenair.com) (72)


Thu December 29, 2011
(LA Times) Strange Appellate court lets woman sue man whose flying body parts struck her after he was hit by a train, noting that "flying bodies" case law is a little sparse  (latimes.com) (112)


Tue December 27, 2011
(My Fox DC) Strange Family says blind man on train trip from DC to Alabama has not been sighted for quite some time  (myfoxdc.com) (30)


Fri December 16, 2011
(My Fox DC) Florida "If he had to die so young, at least he died at a moment where he was on top of the world," said the mother of a man who was killed when a train dumped its load of coal on top of him at a power plant  (myfoxdc.com) (100)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 12 rectal exams a day is a job outside of prison, too?  (sun-sentinel.com) (29)


Thu December 15, 2011
(News.com.au) Strange Double Rainbow Guy writes about his trip to Occupy San Francisco. But what does it mean?  (news.com.au) (13)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Train conductor channels Silent Bob/Indiana Jones. NO TICKET (w/photos & video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Syracuse.com) Scary Polar Express derails  (syracuse.com) (22)


Thu December 08, 2011
(McRumors) Fail Do you have an iPhone and $30,000 to burn? Have I got a product for you  (macrumors.com) (34)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Actual headline: "Fast trains from Detroit to Chicago coming in 3-4 years." Wow; I'd sure hate to have to book a ticket on the slow train  (freep.com) (70)


Fri November 25, 2011
(NYPost) Scary Man hospitalized after being struck by LIRR train. This spells disaster for Omicron Persei 8  (nypost.com) (53)


Thu November 24, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh responds to Jimmy Fallon's use of "Lyin' Ass biatch" for Michele Bachmann with a thoughtful, pensive monologue. Just kidding, he "introduces" Michelle Obama to the strains of "Baby Got Back"  (realclearpolitics.com) (409)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange If you stole two trains, The Swiss Vapeur Park would kindly like them back  (news.yahoo.com) (48)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Slate) Amusing World's most popular strain of lab mouse a stereotypical farker: "He's a teenaged, alcoholic couch potato with a weakened immune system"  (slate.com) (11)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Missoulian) Obvious Superior man injured when semi truck proves inferior to freight train  (missoulian.com) (18)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Crazy train shoots out sparks as it nearly goes off the rails. Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay  (sanduskyregister.com) (55)


Wed November 02, 2011
(AZCentral) Weird 20 boxes of frozen pigs feet taken in train heist. Investigation now on track, going full boar  (azcentral.com) (22)
(CSMonitor) Interesting 'Prius of bicycles' switches gears by reading your mind. Smugness meters explode  (csmonitor.com) (29)


Sat October 29, 2011
(AP) Stupid US Border Patrol stops routinely searching buses, trains and airports for illegal immigrants at transportation hubs along the northern border that's been great for tracking down people here illegally. Psst: It's now ok, illegals  (hosted.ap.org) (121)


Fri October 28, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Look Michele, you're pretty, and handle a mean corndog, but you're really not our cup of tea  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (57)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently, aliens are more likely to abduct people who eat a lot of cheese  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Suspiciously huge package delays morning train service. Sorry about that  (chicagotribune.com) (15)


Mon October 17, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Cool There's a new light at the end of the tunnel. No, it's not an oncoming train  (physorg.com) (10)


Sun October 16, 2011
(9 News) Obvious Republicains: ridin' that train high on Koch-Cain  (9news.com) (90)

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