| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Today's terrorist scare is brought to you today by, *shakes magic 8 ball*...cosmetics. Yes, you heard that right, cosmetics (msnbc.msn.com) | (64) | ||
| Santa Claus fired for making children cry at a Christmas tree lighting event. "He was inept, sullen and incommunicative" (dailymail.co.uk) | (62) |