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Headlines matching 'training'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(Washington Post) Dumbass Tae Kwon Do instructor arrested for having sex with underage female students [CUT TO: unusually explicit training montage]  (washingtonpost.com) (99)


Wed May 23, 2012
(TMZ) Weird Corey Feldman has 6 foot 300-pound woman that he met through Michael Jackson arrested for violating a restraining order...while living in his house  (tmz.com) (36)


Wed May 16, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Scary "Limited availability of penis surgery is not due to risk but because there is no formal training for it..If I cut too much it'll be like that," Dr Viel says, drawing a drooping outline, "not the best for sex"  (nzherald.co.nz) (17)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Slate) Obvious Turns out, training wheels really don't work and aren't great for kids  (slate.com) (160)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Telegraph) Weird Dalai Lama warned that Chinese are training Tibetan women to poison him with their hair  (telegraph.co.uk) (101)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Sean Bean arrested after losing his head. A restraining order is coming  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Some Spary) Dumbass Apparently, it needs to be said. Do Not bring your weed to class. Especially if your class is with the state police training academy  (wcax.com) (41)


Wed May 02, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Cool: training a border collie to herd sheep. Farkin' amazing: training a border collie to herd mule deer out of Waterton Lakes National Park's townsite  (youtube.com) (33)


Mon April 23, 2012
(TBO) Florida Clown in training gets into an argument with his mom about a cell phone. Argument ends in a headbutt and arson. Or as it's known in Florida, Sunday night  (www2.tbo.com) (16)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Cool White Sox sign Kip, Kip promptly reminds us don't be jealous that he's been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that he's training to be a cage fighter  (chicagotribune.com) (5)


Tue April 03, 2012
(VentureBeat) Cool The US Navy is developing and training robots to fight fires, scale mountain rock faces, hunt Sarah Connor (w/ pics)  (venturebeat.com) (11)


Mon April 02, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Cardinals' Adam Wainwright pranked good during spring training game  (sports.espn.go.com) (33)


Fri March 23, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass Not content with inventing the wrap sandwich, Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine creates something new: complaining about a tie game in spring training  (espn.go.com) (52)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Miami Herald) Obvious With the Dolphins' QB situation far from settled, Dolfans picket in front of team's training site. Bonus: First-place Florida Marlins staff shows up, trolling for would-be hockey fans  (miamiherald.com) (20)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Imgur) Photoshop Photoshop this Olympic torch security team training session  (i.imgur.com) (20)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass If you picked "Spring Training" as the first time Ozzie Guillen would get thrown out of a 2012 game, step up and claim your prize  (sports.yahoo.com) (20)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Telegraph) Amusing Apparently fed up with constantly needing the US Navy to rescue its sailors from pirates, Iran is training a force of 3,000 ninjas. Bonus: An all female force of 3,000 ninjas  (telegraph.co.uk) (176)
(Some Guy) Fail It's a bad time to conduct a street drug deal: A) when a cop car drives by; B) when a cop is walking down the street; C) when 11 undercover drug agents are walking past after a training session  (timescolonist.com) (18)


Thu March 08, 2012
(SeattlePI) Scary Something old, something new, something borrowed, something something restraining order  (seattlepi.com) (13)
(ESPN) Unlikely Is Derek Jeter finished? Hey, you can't argue against the evidence, a whopping eight spring training at-bats  (espn.go.com) (31)


Tue March 06, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious First day of spring training and Picard has already maneuvered to eliminate the Mets  (nj.com) (30)


Sat March 03, 2012
(Major League Baseball) Cool You've waited all winter to hear the crack of the bat and the call for hot dogs and beer. It's the start of Spring Training games at 1:05pm. Baseball is Back, Baby  (mlb.mlb.com) (117)


Mon February 27, 2012
(WINK-TV) Florida Need a restraining order because you're afraid for your life? Courthouse: Sorry but we've already hit our limit for restraining orders today. Come back tomorrow  (winknews.com) (39)


Fri February 24, 2012
(HitFix) Scary Some folks won't prep their kids for Doomsday by training them to fight with tomahawks made from railroad spikes, but then again some folk'll  (hitfix.com) (51)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Fox News) Dumbass FBI forced to dump hundreds of pages of "training documents" on Islam after discovering that they were training gems like "Mohammed was a cult leader" and "devout Muslims have been violent for hundreds of years"  (foxnews.com) (121)
(The BigLead) Amusing Cubs fan buys domain name for Red Sox new spring training park and redirects it to the Yankees homepage. In other news, only three more weeks until the Cubs are mathematically eliminated from the post-season  (thebiglead.com) (20)


Mon February 20, 2012
(ESPN) Silly "Derek Jeter already has reported to spring training so he can get an early start autographing bats and baseballs to put in the gift baskets he'll send women home with this year"  (espn.go.com) (11)

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