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Fri May 25, 2012
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Drug dealer running late for a rap concert sends his mother to pick up ten kilos of heroin at an IHOP, neither realizing the operation was a sting. Oh I bet he is SO grounded
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chicagotribune.com
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Wed May 16, 2012
What a motorcycle looks like after it meets two racing Ferraris
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gothamist.com
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(96)
Fri May 04, 2012
If the Army wanted you to have a wife they would have issued you one. Now get on that plane to go Aghanistan and we'll take care of that pesky wife problem for you
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Tue April 24, 2012
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Tweet: "I still got a warrant in Pearland...Those pigs will never catch me!!!NEVER!" lands woman in the #
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wiod.com
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Thu April 19, 2012
Caller: Help, a strange car is following me. Cops: We know, it's us
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news.stv.tv
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Fri April 13, 2012
Plllleeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee do NOT turn on the windscreen wipers
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thesun.co.uk
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Thu April 12, 2012
Eighty-nine bags of drugs hanging off your schlong is no way to go through life
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philly.com
)
(58)
Fri March 02, 2012
Police choose the more-likely DWI over driver's "Another car shot at me and blew up my truck" excuse
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boston.com
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