Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'traffic'

Headlines matching 'traffic'

Mon May 20, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Police round up two baby goats running in traffic ... sigh ... kids these days source: kptv.com \| share:	(32)

Tue May 14, 2013

		DOT changed traffic signal timing rules to increase red light camera revenue source: wtsp.com \| share:	(201)
		Traffic cop pulls you over. A. It's my girlfriend's car. B. I found it, thought it was mine. C. The red pill is candy. D. The red pill is medicine. E. All the above source: upi.com \| share:	(11)

Sun May 12, 2013


		Electronic traffic warning sign reprogrammed to encourage motorists to "Smoke weed erryday." Looks like marijuana may not affect technical skills, but it sure does affect spelling source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	(57)

Thu May 09, 2013

Best Korea gives a "Hero of the Republic" medal, to an unknown female beat cop, meaning either she can write one HELL of a parking ticket, or more likely foiled an assassination attempt on Kim Jong Un that was disguised as a traffic accident

source: theatlanticwire.com | share:

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Tue May 07, 2013

Sooooo Syria just disappeared off the internet, I guess

source: labs.umbrella.com | share:

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Mon May 06, 2013

Police officer making pretextual traffic stop for obscured license plate undermines his case by calling in plate number while still in his car

source: thenewspaper.com | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

VIDEO: Dash cam footage released of anything-but-routine traffic stop where driver attempts to kill police with a rifle

source: wptv.com | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013


		Have you ever gotten home and not remembered driving there? Have you suddenly "come to" behind the wheel of a car without remembering the last few miles? You're not alone. Here comes the science (and the oncoming traffic) source: io9.com \| share:	(92)

Fri April 26, 2013

		All those endless delays and planes falling out of the skies are over thanks to Congress and their approval of a bill ending furloughs of air traffic controllers source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	(57)
		Study finds that Los Angeles has the worst traffic in the nation. Some cars are still stuck in the same place on the 405 from the last time the study was done source: latimes.com \| share:	(147)

Thu April 25, 2013

		House Republicans grill FAA chief on why he hasn't shifted funds to keep from furloughing ATC's regardless of the fact that the sequester bill they passed forbids doing just that source: foxnews.com \| share:	(124)
		If you live in Manhattan and spotted the Google "driverless" car hit a cyclist in Soho or pass by with a traffic cone stuck under the front bumper, rest assured it was just a hoax. We hope source: gawker.com \| share:	(25)
		When choosing a vehicle to escape police you should balance the need for speed and maneuverability with the ability to blend in to traffic. A U-Haul van scores poorly on all these characteristics source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	(18)

Wed April 24, 2013

Begun, the air traffic controller wars have

source: politico.com | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

Psy's new video "Gentleman" banned from Korean airwaves because he...kicks a traffic cone in the video

source: kotaku.com | share:

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Fri April 12, 2013

Wednesday's Nationals-White Sox game was delayed 15 minutes because the umpires made a bad call: Deciding to drive in DC traffic

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

Semi blows 20,000 pound load all over freeway's face near Seattle, creates a sticky situation. Promises to call later

source: komonews.com | share:

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Sat April 06, 2013

Obama was bluffing when he threatned to take air traffic controllers off the job

source: eagletribune.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Trooper directing traffic at DUI stop is hit by large truck, flies through the air, lands, gets up, and oh, she mad

source: wtae.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaannnnnsssss

source: itv.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

Now this is an April Fool's joke: Dutch police announce 20 mile stretch of traffic-jammed highway will be closed for Top Gear record speed test. Parking lot ensues

source: independent.co.uk | share:

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Mon April 01, 2013

		What is this--a traffic stop for ANTS? source: lex18.com \| share:	(37)
		"Welcome to North Carolina, well after you get through 8 miles of traffic after a 95-car pileup" source: abc27.com \| share:	(73)

Sun March 31, 2013

If you have random incoherent thoughts, you too can be an op ed writer at your local newspaper

source: dailylocal.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

Japan to legislate mandatory safety classes for rogue bicycle riders. "Ignoring traffic lights and drunk riding are among the offenses being considered"

source: yomiuri.co.jp | share:

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Wed March 27, 2013

Genghis Khan convicted of drug trafficking in NY, faces jail time and will have to enter a 12-steppe program

source: nyack.patch.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

		Man reminisces about Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" while at traffic light to the amazement of the cop watching him source: nj.com \| share:	(166)
		Russians find the solution to rush hour traffic by: A) leaving work earlier. B) staggering arrival times. C) hiring fake ambulances source: jalopnik.com \| share:	(34)

Sat March 23, 2013

Study shows that pollution from traffic causes as much childhood asthma as secondhand smoke. So where are the groups that want cars outlawed?

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

Air traffic controllers picked a good week to keep sniffing glue

source: nypost.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Seal holds up traffic in Brazil, still depressed over losing Heidi Klum

source: guardian.co.uk | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

		The correct way to handle a traffic stop source: youtube.com \| share:	(79)
(Bay Side Stories)		Visit link on left and listen to interview with really great self-published author Ryll Paul. Visit link on right to poke fun at husband/wife Farkers who run website, thereby getting more traffic to our website source: streetwraith.net \| share:	(5)

Sat March 16, 2013

Not content with forcing restaurants to display the number of calories in its meals, new study suggests Americans would also benefit from a graphic of a traffic light to indicate how healthy each plate is

source: mnn.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

If you're a traffic warden trying to keep your ticket quota up, check you're putting them on actual cars

source: web.orange.co.uk | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

		How did Drew make it big? a) $5-a-month TotalFark subscriptions, b) banner ads, c) cocaine-trafficking "franchises" sold to a Mexican cartel, d) "Featured Partner" links, or e) all of the above? source: latino.foxnews.com \| share:	(67)
		Just like when you have to use your cell phone, it's a good idea to pull over when you have to shoot up heroin. The plan unravels when you pass out in your truck, cross three lanes of traffic, roll down a hill, hit a sign and a wall source: 620wtmj.com \| share:	(11)
		If you're going to stop traffic on an L.A. freeway to propose, don't brag about it on social media source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	(8)

Mon March 11, 2013

Ohio set to ban all traffic cameras. Tag is for the residents, who signed the petitions, and the legislators, who listened for once

source: coshoctontribune.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

		Small Ohio town of 2200 people gets traffic cams and 6600 tickets. In the first month source: newsnet5.com \| share:	(142)
		Actual traffic alert system in PA: "Alert: This is a test. Bryan is gay" source: youtube.com \| share:	(73)

Mon March 04, 2013

The air traffic controllers picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue because the budget cuts are already causing delays at the nation's airports

source: hosted.ap.org | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

If you think you're avoiding traffic cameras turning your vehicle's tag upside down, you're not

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

		US prosecutors and senior officials who spearheaded war against drug cartels quit their jobs to defend Colombian cocaine traffickers, say their clients are not bad people source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(58)
		Want to get out of a traffic camera ticket? Easy: when you get the ticket, tell the cops someone stole your car so you weren't driving, but amazingly you just found it. Stupid, right? Not in Australia where it worked 20 times in a row... but not 21 source: geelongadvertiser.com.au \| share:	(11)

Thu February 28, 2013

So you think you had a rough day? Disabled man with pooch mugged at ATM, then pushed into traffic. His pooch suffered a broken leg. Man then transported his Chihuahua 7-miles to a vet -- via his wheelchair

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

Romanian gangster Nutzu the Pawnbroker rode away from prison on a black stallion, after serving one year on a 13-year human trafficking and pimping conviction. He kept four lions and two bears at his estate. Romania, the Florida of Europe

source: hypervocal.com | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

Biker gangs roam the streets of English cities warning drivers of ticket-writing spy cars

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

Los Angeles completes 1984 Olympics traffic plan by synchronizing all traffic signals

source: losangeles.cbslocal.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

		What American hipsters think of Holland: weed, hookers, perfect Utopia of freedom. What Holland really looks like: underage runaways, sex trafficking, forced prostitution, the knowledge that you've become the armpit of Europe source: spectator.co.uk \| share:	(389)
		Pro tip: If you're driving without a license be sure to obey all traffic rules. But if you happen to get pulled over don't give the deputy a phony name unless you're sure you can spell it source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(6)

Tue February 19, 2013

Coastal portion of South Carolina considers the plot from a Simpsons episode to help ease traffic

source: postandcourier.com | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

Dear Traffic Guy: I passed a guy who was toking while driving. "He was steering with his elbows while using a lighter to light the pipe bowl. I know times have changed with our new marijuana law, but could this possibly be legal?"

source: thenewstribune.com | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

Brent Spiner admits he cheated while taking traffic school. You'd think that would have been something Marina Sirtis did, what with crashing the Enterprise and all

source: tmz.com | share:

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Sat February 16, 2013

		Jacksonville, one of the biggest cities in America, hasn't hired a traffic engineer because he might want to fix speed traps source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	(63)
		First Krispy Kreme store in Scotland creates massive traffic jam, as motorists are left glazed and confused source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(27)

Thu February 14, 2013

Interstate closed due to traffic yams

source: clickorlando.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

		New technology will take traffic lights out of intersections and put them in cars, giving every driver a personal red light or green light. There's no way this will end badly, especially for that guy who will still manage to block the box source: theatlanticcities.com \| share:	(21)
		News: Locals raise $100K for memorial to honor sailors who died aboard the USS Thresher. Fark: The "memorial" will be a flagpole in the middle of a traffic circle source: seacoastonline.com \| share:	(44)

Fri February 08, 2013

		New Englanders, this is why traffic is so bad today source: youtube.com \| share:	(49)
		New study says that traffic congestion in the U.S. remains steady, except for the 405 in Los Angeles which hasn't actually moved since 2011 source: latimes.com \| share:	(55)
		Bad: Being arrested for drug trafficking Worse: Being outed by the police as an informant then thrown in jail with the people you ratted on source: eagletribune.com \| share:	(23)