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60 headlines found matching 'traffic'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
You know those movies where some guy hacks into traffic lights and turns them all green? That could actually happen
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(26)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh folks, we can't land this plane because our traffic controllers have decided to take a nap"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott's campaign decides that an ad where he gets the endorsement of a convicted human trafficker may send the wrong message. *sigh* This never would've happened with his father, Randolph Scott. ♫Raaaandooolph Scooooott♫
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Drivers cited for failing to yield to a cop dressed as a traffic cone in the crosswalk. Finally an accurate uniform they can wear
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(63)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man passes out drunk inside his running car at a traffic light with his two year old child in the front seat and his little whiskey bottle buckled safely into the car seat. No word if the whiskey bottle had a family sticker on the rear window
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when Air Traffic Control tells you to fly at 2,000 feet towards a 4,000ft mountain?
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Abbey Road's famous zebra crossing to get traffic control officer. Beatles fans, tourists, say let it be
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(34)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British town engineers redesign old stone bridge so vehicle traffic can never damage it by reducing traffic to two lanes so narrow that a motorcycle would have trouble staying between the curbs (pics)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some mysterious pilot flew his float plane underneath a traffic bridge on the Ottawa River yesterday afternoon, apparently just because he could. Tag is for you, sir (pics, video)
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Thu August 07, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Electric traffic light turns 100 years old, which is now the same amount of time it takes to make it down 7th Avenue on a Friday afternoon
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Laid off by Kellogg, Toucan Sam now doing traffic reports in Brazil. "Just follow your nose . . . to the I-5 interchange where there's a three car pileup"
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Sun August 03, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Local government taking too long to repair damaged road? Just rent a farmer's field and build your own toll road
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You're in good hands flying with Delta, unless their pilot gets overly defensive after correction by Air Traffic Control (with cockpit audio)
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you're riding your motorcycle, you just need to stop and stretch your legs. In the middle of traffic on a busy highway off-ramp is probably not the optimal place to do it, however. Especially if your BAC is 2.5 times the legal limit
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(34)
 
(East Boston Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Boston taxi driver refuses to break traffic laws
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(36)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(TWC News)
 
 
 
North Carolina cities can't make money off of traffic cameras, only schools can. So North Carolina schools are about to start operating red light cameras
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Would you believe me if I told you that, while being 11% of the town's population, black people got 22% of the traffic tickets?
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Jockey arrested for driving away from a traffic stop with a sheriff's deputy clinging onto his truck
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Hey everyone - there's gonna be traffic this weekend. This article is a repeat from every year and every holiday
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(34)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Welcome to St. Louis traffic court. If you bring your kids in, you'll be arrested. If you have somebody watch your kids outside, you'll be arrested. Would you like to plead guilty or guilty?
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Mon June 30, 2014
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Old and busted: DUI checkpoints. New hotness: Mandatory bloodletting during traffic stops
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
"Owners were wondering why foot traffic was almost nonexistent. That's when they saw the mountain lion"
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Sat June 28, 2014
(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
"Google+'s referral traffic on its network was 10 times less than social bookmarking site Fark"
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Evil boss fails to give woman schedule that would allow her avoid all traffic, gets sued
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you've been mad when some jerk cuts you off in traffic, but have you ever been "shoot a 10-year old in the face" mad? Or "while your own infant kids are in the car with you" mad? "how about "while on probation for a felony" mad?
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Researchers want commuters to trade in their cars for a personal mini-helicopter to reduce traffic congestion in citi ... look, you had me at 'mini-helicopter' (pic)
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Speed cameras dramatically cut speeding on one of Scotland's major highways. Those of you who have long argued that traffic cameras are a cash grab rather than a public safety measure can apologize for your poor judgements in the thread to the right
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Naked sunbather causes massive traffic accident in Austria after drivers become fixated on her amazing, amazing ass. " "I thought I was suffering sunstroke when I saw it," explains one driver (SFW pic of said ass)
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Mon June 16, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Jack manage to take Heller to Wembley stadium in time with agents, rush hour traffic, and fleeing civilians in his way? Does anyone care about the computer nerd and mole subplot? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm on Fox
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis and the Archbishop of Canterbury to team up to fight human trafficking in what is expected to be the weirdest buddy-cop movie concept ever
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you consider college costs and ignore the terrible drivers, permanent Democratic majority, omnipresent traffic cameras, Baltimore, suburban sprawl, traffic congestion, and stratospheric taxes, then Maryland is totally the best state in the union
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Fri June 13, 2014
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Headline: 'SC prosecutor releases human trafficking plan'. Seems pretty bold to be just putting it out there like that
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Upset about net neutrality? You probably don't understand the current world of peering and interconnection agreements, traffic shaping, zero-rate offerings, and flat out blocking, which limit the ability of users to access parts of the Internet
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst traffic congestion in North America. According to the author these cities don't have it as bad as Mexico City, which is "outside North America"
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(Social Times)
 
 
 
Fark drives 10 times more traffic than Google+, which is kind of like winning a footrace against a box turtle. But we'll take it :)
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop ingredient: This humble traffic cone
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dinosaur trafficker gets three months in prison where he will regularly confront the one dinosaur he doesn't want to meet, lickalotofass
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a dog, the best way to do so is to chase cars. Naked. Well, dogs don't wear clothes, now, do they?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The pollution in L.A. is caused by people fleeing the city
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Tue May 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
States bordering Colorado are inundated with weed. "Everybody tells us: We want the high-grade stuff coming out of Colorado"
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congressman says that the White House is "complicit" in child sex trafficking. Before you ask -- yes, it was Louis Gohmert
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rush hour traffic around Washington, DC is terrible. Thanks, Obama
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Attention bicyclists: Just because you don't like traffic controls designed more for autos than for bikes doesn't mean you get to ignore them. "We are treating traffic regulations like they were given to Moses on Mount Sinai"
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Netflix accounts for one-third of all US web traffic and it's coming close to wiping pirates out
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just when you thought traffic in Chinese cities could not possibly get any worse, someone throws an enormous ostrich into the middle of it
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(25)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Behold the Holy Traffic Cone. You cannot touch the Holy Traffic Cone. Leave Holy Traffic Cone alone
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DeBlasio looks to Sweden as a model for NYC traffic law, because what works in a country with 25 Swedes per square mile will work just as well in a city with 25,000 lunatics per square mile
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Mon May 12, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Avocado truck spills load in Southern California, CHiPs are there
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Sat May 10, 2014
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Not news: Cop pulls over car for a traffic stop. News: cop gets knocked to the ground as he speaks to driver. FARK: by tree that falls on car and him (with police dash cam goodness)
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Justice is served as prosecutors dropped cocaine trafficking charges against a man rather than reveal the identity of a "sexy female informant" crucial to the case
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Wed May 07, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Turning to the morning traffic report, we have cow
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(39)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Your ISP is o n l y . l e t t i n g . y o u . . r. e. a. d . . t . h . i . s . . v . . e . . r . . y . . . . s . . . l . . . o . . . w . . . l . . . y
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Not News: Kentucky Derby horse hosed off to keep cool. Fark: By firefighters on Florida's Turnpike
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Falling off your scooter in traffic is a bad thing, but missing the road and tumbling through an open manhole definitely requires riders to bring their 'A' game. This guy did
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Islamic militants aren't that religious when it comes to funding their operations through sex trafficking of young girls
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
... and in this corner, vying for the title of 'Most Canadian Headline': "Mad Beaver Stops Traffic In New Brunswick"
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Wed April 30, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"So we can't agree on a parking space, I am throwing this dog into traffic"
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Mon April 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Traffic stopped in Spain because of: a) an accident, b) construction, or c) a biker lost his false teeth and was looking for them
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Sat April 26, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Stubborn ospreys who kept rebuilding nest in front of traffic camera finally receive spiffy new government housing
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Overturned tractor-trailer blocks Atlanta interstate traffic for hours, sends 70,000 Little Debbies to their deaths
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(34)
 

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