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Headlines matching 'traffic'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Telegraph) Scary Apparently Best Korean officials are suffering from contagious and deadly "traffic accidents"  (telegraph.co.uk) (65)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Worst traffic in America? Chicago is 2nd to none.....except for pizza  (autos.yahoo.com) (195)
(WTSP) Florida Man subpoenas K-9 officer to testify in his defense, "I was hoping that they would let me plant marijuana in the courthouse to see if he could find drugs"  (wtsp.com) (19)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Followup Traffic congestion in U.S. metro areas has dropped 30%, easing motorist tension. Drivers now wave to each other using more than one finger  (freep.com) (93)


Mon May 21, 2012
(CBC) Sad Not news: some people climbed Everest. News: Three died on descent because of "traffic jam". Fark: Everest has traffic jams because apparently the only mountaineering experience required is Photoshop  (cbc.ca) (162)


Mon May 14, 2012
(WSBTV) Followup The highway in Atlanta that opened up the emergency lane to traffic today? Yeah, that went well. "Just one more lane for people to drive stupid in." "It increased the commute by 25 minutes." Bonus: Giant arrested  (wsbtv.com) (125)
(WRCB-TV) Fail Atlanta traffic engineers come up with novel way to alleviate road congestion: open up the emergency lanes for regular drivers. What could possibly go wrong?  (wrcbtv.com) (90)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Telegraph) Hero News: Man saves daughter from traffic accident. Ultra News: Jumps from moving car to save her. Fark News: Goes back for her shoes (w/video)  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Silly "...and traffic is blocked for miles on I-35 due to a pudding fire"  (desmoinesregister.com) (51)
(The Atlantic) Interesting The pernicious myth that slideshows drive traffic  (theatlantic.com) (72)


Fri May 04, 2012
(UPI) Amusing Chicago radio station finds that Rod Blagojevich has a face that can stop traffic  (upi.com) (5)


Thu May 03, 2012
(The Newspaper) Stupid City claims sniper rifles are a traffic safety device. Note to self: don't speed through League City, Texas  (thenewspaper.com) (24)
(Some Guy) Fail Horrifying: 1200 people receive the same jury summons for the same day causing a massive traffic jam. Fark: Courthouse clerk failed to update the system causing the "glitch". Milton Waddams said to be unimpressed  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (55)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Boston Herald) Obvious Boston Herald notes that mobile apps, like the one for FARK, "has an astonishing ability to drive traffic to a website" (5th section)  (bostonherald.com) (2)


Tue April 24, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Dangers of walking and talking on cellphones include walking into mall water fountains...walking into traffic...walking into sinkholes. Wait...what?  (msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Guardian) Amusing Londoners aren't looking forward to the Olympics due to the increase of traffic, influx of foreigners and opportunist thieves. Submitter can't imagine what a busy, crime riddled London full of foreigners would be like  (guardian.co.uk) (33)


Thu April 19, 2012
(WPTV) Florida And I would have gotten away with it, too -- if it hadn't been for the traffic, the tree, my baggy shorts and that stun gun  (wptv.com) (10)


Mon April 16, 2012
(NBC San Diego) Cool Man convinces judge his $400 traffic ticket defies physics. Geeks rock  (nbcsandiego.com) (161)


Sat April 14, 2012
(YouTube) Dumbass I think I'll just make a u-turn in the middle of traffic. I mean really... what could possibly go wrong?  (youtube.com) (35)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting As if getting your taxes done on April 15th wasn't bad enough, new study shows that traffic fatalities increase by 6% compared to the other days in April  (washingtonpost.com) (21)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious 30% of all web traffic is porn. The other 70% is cats and Fark  (dailymail.co.uk) (190)


Sat April 07, 2012
(ABC) Asinine Pilot: Smoke in the cockpit, request emergency landing. Air traffic controller: LOL, nah  (abcnews.go.com) (130)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid No matter how good it feels, honking your horn all the time is probably making the traffic worse  (asiaone.com) (83)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Ever wonder what it's like to have one of those gizmos that fire trucks have that can change the traffic light? In Carlsbad, CA it'll cost you $2,000  (10news.com) (148)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Police will set up traffic checkpoints looking for lawbreakers on the road celebrating Good Friday  (motoring.asiaone.com) (21)


Mon April 02, 2012
(RamblingBeachCat.com) Followup Remember the Swedish woman (and her twin) that developed super powers, played in traffic on the M-6, and killed a man in cold blood? Well guess who recently was released from prison  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (70)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Goldman Sachs concedes there are some profitable ventures they're not comfortable with, like online sex trafficking  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Apparently, SC state troopers get pretty grumpy and vengeful when you try to protest the traffic tickets they give you  (wsoctv.com) (150)


Thu March 29, 2012
(WESH Orlando) Florida Special needs adults taken to hospital after multi-vehicle accident. They were tardy due to traffic, chromosomes  (wesh.com) (51)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Former NYC traffic commissioner has a BRILLIANT new plan to put tolls on East River bridges that includes a first-ever toll for bicyclists. Probably one of the reasons he's a 'former' traffic commissioner  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (64)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Early morning rush hour traffic looked normal on the FOX 10 Phoenix traffic cam. Except for the blinding explosion caught on live TV which no one can explain. It's happened Mr. Chayefsky. The News is the News  (news.gather.com) (90)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Nola.com) Stupid New Orleans forgives traffic tickets for city employees because it wasn't entirely clear that they were supposed to obey the law  (nola.com) (85)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Couple tries to spend Leap Day at both Disneyland and Disney World. It's a small world after all, except for the L.A. traffic  (orlandosentinel.com) (62)


Wed February 29, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida Motorist with sex toy in buttocks and five times the legal limit of booze in blood rear-ends another driver. Yep, just your average Florida traffic crash  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (89)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird "Traffic signals will have to be disassembled, power lines will have to be cut, and ramps built across medians, then everything will have to be reassembled before morning commuters hit the streets" for: (c) a rock  (y100.com) (107)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Fox News) Scary The FAA is investigating whether air traffic controllers have been sleeping and texting on the job, if there's a sale at Penney's  (foxnews.com) (83)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Every year Florida police are involved in 7,400 traffic accidents and are at least partially at fault in 25% despite almost never being charged. "it's more dangerous to give an officer a car than a gun"  (orlandosentinel.com) (79)


Fri February 17, 2012
(WTKR) Spiffy There's being a Good Samaritan, and then there's chasing down a sword-wielding shoplifter across six lanes of traffic  (wtkr.com) (30)


Thu February 16, 2012
(LA Times) Stupid This weekend's 5 hour, 25 mile traffic jam on I-10 was caused by c) a pothole and a lack of cement (they throw in the cement to make it hard)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (60)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Police block rush hour traffic, backing up the freeway for miles, during a two-hour standoff with an empty car. That's some fine police work there, Lou  (fox5sandiego.com) (42)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Wonkette) Obvious Websites for no-strings-attached gay sex get a huge upswing in traffic, self loathing, during CPAC  (wonkette.com) (79)


Sun February 05, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Note to wanna-be human traffickers: If you're going to transport five illegal Mexican immigrants in your SUV, always remember to put on a license plate  (tampabay.com) (22)


Sat February 04, 2012
(BBC) Scary Fireman assumes task of guiding plane into landing after air traffic controllers fail to show up for work. Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit drinking  (bbc.co.uk) (103)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LiveLeak) Fail If you absolutely hate those idiots who speed and weave in and out of traffic, this video will make your day  (liveleak.com) (116)

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