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101 headlines found matching 'traffic'
Sat January 21, 2017
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(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
Watch this Canadian driver avoid four moose like a Boss
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Thu January 19, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Zenon wasn't inert when he picked up his 14th DUI arrest
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Wed January 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Combine UberEats, the CHP and a film crew for 'People Behaving Badly'. Merriment ensues
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Tue January 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're listening to Stockholm FM & coming up next is..***crackle*** .. Get out of the farking way. Coming through... ***crackle*** ...ith Bjorn Svensson. So keep it locked right here
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While many states have two seasons called "winter" and "road construction", Minnesota just has "road construction" and "That one day in January"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mexican border city of Juarez is considered one of the most dangerous in the world due to cartels trafficking black market drugs, jewelry, Krispy Kreme doughnuts
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Engadget)
 
Boobies
 
Iran's fear of ta-tas may have broken the Internet as far away as Hong Kong
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The party at Buffalo Wild Wings stops this year, Thanks for the good times
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Thu January 05, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Naked woman causes disturbance at a gas station, then hijacks a marked police vehicle, then leads a miles-long chase into oncoming interstate traffic. Then it gets weird
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky judge says you can bribe the prosecutor to get out of a speeding ticket
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Anticipating big increase in air traffic by 2020, Japan approves upgrades to nation's ATC centers, plans to replace handwriting and paper-based systems with touchscreens. Roger, Roger
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Manhattan could get by with 78 percent fewer cabs, study finds
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
No, California Democrats did not just legalize child sex trafficking according to notorious Liberal tabloid The Blaze
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too dumb to not use FaceTime while driving, resulting in the death of your 5-year-old daughter? It's Apple's fault so sue their pants off
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Fri December 30, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
After a 3 year span, world's highest bridge finally opens to traffic in China
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Leet
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British judges slam plan to allow people to plead guilty to minor crimes online because it will put them out of a job: "Designed to save cash, it covers crimes with no victim - like fare-dodging, some traffic offences and fishing without a licence"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unexpected benefit of legal pot: fewer traffic deaths, probably because everyone is driving at 9mph while enjoying colors they've never seen before
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta cancels order for 18 Boeing 787's. See reservation agent for rescheduling
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Tue December 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three people die and five others injured in a four-car pileup in one of New York's seven boroughs that jammed six lanes of traffic for up to two hours. And a partridge in a pear tree
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to hijack an ambulance with a patient inside, at least use the sirens while driving through traffic
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Sat December 24, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad-to-be posts heartbreaking picture as girlfriend dies days before Christmas
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Fri December 23, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Air traffic controller removed after making a penis of an airliner's flight path via dangerous instructions
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Donald Trump renames his personal Boeing 757 with the call sign "Tyson 1" after considering ease of identification, faster air traffic handling, the Maori tribal tattoo painted on the nose section
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Potluck fail live on the air - "It burns"
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(NetImperative)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook will account for 70% of all online advertising media buys by 2020
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Sun December 18, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chargers are set to announce their move to L.A. in January, hoping that's enough time to make it through L.A. traffic for the 2017 season opener
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Winter storms cause massive traffic accidents and deaths as people forget how to drive in the snow every year
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crossing guard told to stop high-fiving school children because guidelines
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(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: People caught off guard by rare, freak snowstorm. News: They abandon their automobiles in panic. Fark: Accumulations got as high a 3"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber self-driving vehicles obey traffic lights just as well as Uber human-driving vehicles. You've been warned
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Mon December 12, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dude takes Dead Man's Curve too fast in pickup, goes airborne, down embankment, lands on shoulder, goes airborne again, slams into golf club's iron gate, mailbox, then hits another shoulder, goes airborne 3rd time, lands in pond, then sinks. Airborne
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Police officers who entered the Boise Airport air traffic control tower after pilots could not reach controllers by radio Nov. 19 found one controller had fallen asleep and a second one had left the tower and smelled of marijuana
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sheep gets hung up in traffic (cone) on way to work in the fields
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anyone can wreck a car. Doing it so spectacularly that they send a helicopter instead of a tow truck, that takes talent
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Having previously solved city traffic jams, China's futuristic "straddling bus" now just creates them
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. restaurant fast-food traffic suffers first decline in five years as consumers say prices are just too damn high
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
I see your coin balancing article from Japan and raise you with an article about a Japanese rock balancing artist
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts State Police will use drones against careless drivers
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Sat December 03, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Australia may criminalize drinking and walking
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Fri December 02, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New research reveals not only the day but also the exact time you're most likely to be involved in a car crash. Get ready
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald's first yuge most luxurious victory rally barely fills half an arena. Sad!
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man driving 115 MPH on Route 6 in Rhode Island, while live streaming to Facebook Live, ends the way you'd expect it would
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Thu December 01, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't *baaaaa* tase me, bro
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
High on the list of things you don't want to hear from an air traffic controller: "I'm not sure what heading to turn you onto"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Cow tipping prank results in multiple fatalities
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What's the POV like from a Brazilian motorcycle cop during a high speed chase through São Paulo traffic? Pretty badass
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Mon November 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police sued for $600,000 after false perjury charges laid against a man who will coincidentally be shot during a traffic-stop gone bad sometime next week
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
In an effort to curb air pollution, Delhi bans the sale of firecrackers. Millions of cars sitting in traffic still ok
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how big the Internet is and it's pretty big: "Annual global web traffic will exceed the zettabyte this year. For those keeping score, a zettabyte is 1,000 exabytes; an exabyte is one billion gigabytes"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"It's the most beautiful traffic jam you'll ever see"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Get not thee drunk in Lancaster County this Thanksgiving
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The two states with the worst drivers. Most shocking - Massachusetts is not one of them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wikileaks, the New York Times has to run this actual headline: "This Pizzeria Is Not a Child-Trafficking Site"
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign in a shopping mall parking lot? Here comes the law
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Sat November 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Making air traffic control great again
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Thu November 17, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead pig carcasses reported on I-75 after accident. On the bright side, at least they're not live pig carcasses
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Here are the weirdest things that have ever shut down highways, from lost robots to 20 tonnes of spilled spaghetti sauce to Don the Sheepdog, who decided one day he'd like to drive himself to the steak store (pics)
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Mon November 14, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you buy an electric vehicle after September 1, 2019, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration's "Quiet Car" rule will require it to make noise. What noise would you suggest it make?
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Sat November 12, 2016
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial for former Cincinnati officer who killed driver in traffic stop
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Pedestrians know that drivers typically have no interest in running them down. So why not simply step out into the street and assert the right of way?"
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
You know that scene where the plumber comes by and starts chatting up the teen girl? From his van? At 70 mph?
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore launches major military exercise, reminds drivers that for the next week, F-15s have the right of way on Singapore highways (pics)
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hey, free chickens
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Does no good fleeing from police during traffic stop, jump out of still moving vehicle, leap into canal, drown. They'll just pull drag you out from those dank waters, bring you back from brink of death to get that ticket
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says that dangerous driving runs in families. Which means we should immediately revoke the driver's licenses of the children of Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson and Billy Joel
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Mon November 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The real loser of Election Day has been announced: basically anybody in midtown Manhattan
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
TEACHER: "Johnny, you don't have your homework, again? What's your excuse this time?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Where traffic cones come from
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
AP investigation reveals Trump University employed convicted felons, including a cocaine-trafficker and a pedophile. "34 had personal bankruptcies, home foreclosures, credit card defaults, tax liens or other indicators of significant money troubles"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking. However it is unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking while your car is still in traffic and your children are still in the back seat
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Traffic snarled by giant dick
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the 17 traffic laws you probably broke just on your drive to work this morning
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police officer reviewing CCTV cameras for traffic violations sees his own car running a red light - and gives himself a ticket
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Due to complaints about traffic jams and gridlock, officials listened and will make things worse
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New research suggests cannabis could enhance night vision. Try using that information during your next traffic stop
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Thu October 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today's most spectacular misjudgement by a motorist is brought to you by Britain and the letter U
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
I'd really like to study the traffic patterns in the city. I wonder how best to do that? I know, I'll dress up as a tree and stand in the middle of traffic
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
It's like, gone, in a puff of smoke, man
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla's self-driving feature will cost $8,000. Which breaks down to $3,000 for the device, and $5,000 going into an account to pay for eventual funeral expenses
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Wed October 19, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
Humans will bully self-driving cars, because why wouldn't they
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Tue October 18, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens if a truck carrying steel beams stops too quickly?
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
What's worse than being stuck in rush hour traffic? Some asshole with a drone taunting you for not using Uber
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Mon October 17, 2016
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh's unveils new AI traffic light system, promises it will make sitting in boring Pittsburgh traffic looking at friggin' PITTSBURGH, "less boring"
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Sat October 15, 2016
(News West 9)
 
 
 
Surely the admins won't green light a story about green lights
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Electric cars could be given priority at traffic lights, because people who have enough money to buy Teslas sure don't care to spend time sitting in traffic behind your crappy Kia
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mustang sales are down in the US which may signal an end to the powersliding madness (Powersliding into curbs. Powersliding into drive-thrus. Powersliding into parked cars. Powersliding into divided highways. Powersliding in front of freeway traffic)
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
"The entire Internet advertising industry is filled with untold and incalculable levels of bot traffic, click fraud, viewability problems, publisher fraud, and kickbacks to ad agencies and media buyers"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"Please get your house off of our road"
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Tue October 04, 2016
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Traffic is moving well except for the east side which is blocked by 29,000 pounds of spilled cookie dough
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hiding your drugs in your vagina during a traffic stop. New Floridaness: Hiding your ID in your vagina during a traffic stop
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's a live map of the Mirai malware that is currently infecting the entire world
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY county executive proposes $105 "public service fee" to be tacked on to all traffic and parking tickets, to go on top of the standard $60 "go fark yourself" fee and the $185 "lotsa luck proving we ticketed you for driving while black" surcharge
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Sun October 02, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Tired of the endless coverage of Paris Fashion Week? Here are the hot cars from Paris Motor Show week
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Last week, a botnet cyberattack was powered by something the internet had never seen before: an army made of more than one million hacked Internet of Things™ devices"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Today's police shooting of an unarmed black man brought to you by San Diego. Police have released stills of the man pretending to have a gun
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Tue September 27, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
American air traffic control will be done entirely by text messages between controllers and pilots within a year
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Sat September 24, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Not News: Crime stoppers stop crime. News: Uncovers a $3 million marijuana trafficking business. Fark: President of Crime Stoppers is arrested
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man cited for using the classic mannequin in the carpool lane trick. Funny mannequin thread, anyone?
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