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Fri September 22, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having ignored their predictable failures everywhere, MD governor proposes privately-owned toll roads to solve traffic woes
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Wed September 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With typical British understatement, UK police say the mysterious object that forced the closure of a major highway today was a trash bag full of "possibly hydrochloric acid" and they are "keeping an open mind as to how the object was left there"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report says no signs of long gas lines forming in North Korea as claimed by Trump. Most likely because nobody has cars to form lines with
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A fantastic Twitter thread on how LotR is really just a history of the Hobbit's pipe-weed trafficking organization Kingpinned by Bilbo and then Frodo. (And no matter how much you hate Twitter, it's still worth the read)
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Big rig hauling 40,000 pounds of dog food overturns on freeway, spilling its contents. That's ruff
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There was a time when America's traffic lights gave off conflicting, um, signals
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Wed September 13, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City leaders look to legalize the building of 'mother-in-law apartments' which sounds much better than 'sister-wife stash house'
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rejiggered traffic cams help catch Phoenix wrong-way drivers. The rejiggered cams alert controllers to call police. Completely rejiggered cams will flash the driver. I just like saying rejiggered
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Not News: Nebraska traffic engineer tests driverless car technology. News: The system uses electric coils in the pavement and only costs $500. Fark: In 1960
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Tue September 12, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Miss work because of a hurricane? That's a write up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creators of DoNotPay, a bot that lets you automatically contest traffic tickets, has set up a website that will allow you to file a small claims lawsuit against Equifax for $10,000-$15,000 with a single click
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to design cars so that drivers with suspended licenses can't drive them?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
London retains its crown as the world's top financial center, mostly due to the fact that the traffic's so bad nobody can get out
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Don't leave home without your . . . uh, I dunno, your home?
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Tired of getting stuck in traffic? Take Russia's T-90 main battle tank for a test drive
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Fri September 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I can fly... I CAN FLY... *wham*
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
DOT Engineer: I will post electronic speed limit signs and make traffic change speed on my command. Drivers: What's a speed limit?
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man creates site requiring you to pay him a dollar in order to see how many other people have paid him a dollar. Sounds dumb, but hey.... Trump was voted in. There appears to be enough of an audience for this
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Twenty things I've learned since becoming an air traffic controller, including zero stress and an £80,000 salary." Wait, how can you have zero stress controlling airplanes?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
MIT's new 'socially aware' robot can move swiftly through crowds, post about how woke it is on twitter
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Fader)
 
 
 
Suicide prevention hotline's traffic increased 50% after VMA performance. Geez, is today's music really that bad?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pornhub traffic went down 12% during the McGregor-Mayweather fight
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Hazzard County is the only place that needs an air traffic controller for cars
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Why wasn't Houston evacuated in the face of Hurricane Harvey? Well, back in 2005, almost as many people died in traffic accidents (100) fleeing Hurricane Rita vs those who stayed behind. So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's digging a two-mile hole. Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Designboom)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is generally 'no'. But in this case, the answer is 'what are you smoking'
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
What to Expect During an Ambulance Ride. I'm going to go with 'pain'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like an invisible rabbit of destruction, Harvey hits Category 2, the first potential landfall hurricane in Texas since 2008 is making life dangerous. Stay safe, Farkers, and check in here. It's your Hurricane Harvey Discussion Thread, Day 2
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Thu August 24, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Forklift involved in accident during rush hour shuts down freeway. Now who in the hell drives a forklift to work
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Isolated incident #2 reported in St Louis, driver captured and nobody was seriously injured
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How many people were watching the solar eclipse? Enough that xHamster saw a 40% dip in traffic across the path of totality
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Restaurant in Denver closes for failure to pay $30,000 in taxes. The owner blames marital problems, increased minimum wage and rising costs of food for financial problems. Fark: While on a 2-week bender in Vegas
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 1970s, Oz is going to be opened to the public. SURRENDER DOROTHY
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police search for kernel of truth to what caused massive corn cob spill. You submitted this with a butter headline
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?
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Fri August 11, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Apparently, if you abandon your car in a traffic jam and start walking through a tunnel, the only thing you're guilty of is trespassing
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Tue August 08, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"I ain't got no body" is a great song to sing along with, unless you're driving a coroner's van and the gurney just rolled out the back and into traffic
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pig headed to auction jumps onto busy Washington interstate. Will a road hog complete the trifecta? (Not another bacon / fark foodie thread)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman rescues piglet running around in traffic, and raises money for its medical care. Winnie the Pooh is glad to pitch in
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Sat August 05, 2017
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
If you plan on driving to a better location to see the upcoming solar eclipse, you might to leave a bit early to avoid expected traffic jams. How early? Oh, about two weeks ago
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Fri August 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor, a state trooper and a convicted sex offender walk into a police station...because they were some of the more than 1,000 people arrested this month as part of a nationwide sex-trafficking sting
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You mean that it's not okay to drag your wheelchair-bound friend behind your car?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
You can help stop sex trafficking by taking four pictures of your hotel room and uploading them
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Wed August 02, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Judge tosses evidence after camera records cops brainstorming story to justify traffic stop
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Thu July 27, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Montreal is excited to host the Formula-E electric car race this weekend. Ohh, it'll be a great great day for a motorcar race, the sun shining, the roar of the...the roar of...umm, er...oh
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
To prevent another Snowmageddon worsened by dumbass drivers, Vancouver considers fining motorists who aren't using snow tires in wintry conditions. The presumed alternative is to revoke their Canadian card
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Thu July 20, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY to DC in 29 minutes -- Elon Musk gets go-ahead for hyperloop
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has $20,000 for a car. Preference is for new or CPO. In that situation, what would you buy and why?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How popular was the season 7 premiere of Game of Thrones? Pornhub's traffic dipped 4.5% while it was airing
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traffic pollution prevents children's brains from reaching their full potential, says study funded by Video Game and Crappy Schools and Diet Association
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Field of Fire Paintball Adventures takes their name a little too literally
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Tue July 11, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Greitens unveils his audacious plan to reduce crime rates in St. Louis city -- more traffic tickets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things that you expect to cause flight delays: weather, mechanical problems, drunk pilots. Things you don't expect to cause flight delays: air traffic control center evacuation
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Sat July 08, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Gallant writes honest car reviews. Goofus takes an electric car with a 238-mile range, drives it for 56 miles with both the A/C and seat warmers on, ends up with 202 miles remaining, then refuses to drive it any more due to range anxiety
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traffic sign in California hacked to warn people of... well, this is awkward
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist pens scathing story about a recent traffic stop, claiming he was lucky he didn't get shot. Unfortunately for him, dashcam video of the event paints a much different picture
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for screaming at cops, resisting arrest, inciting a riot and blocking traffic. Let's review the video, shall we?
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Mon July 03, 2017
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hovercraft linking Niagara to Toronto will likely be nixed due to noise concerns, eels
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
That'll do, pigs. That'll do
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Thu June 29, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California will no longer suspend your license for unpaid traffic fines mostly because what happens is people can't go to work and earn money to pay the fines. Logic and common sense, why do red states lack such?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Tucker Fire threatens I-95. See, that's what happens when you spin a bow tie too fast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm not saying I saw an alien during a traffic stop, but it is an alien I encountered"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise. The NSA is using the technique of "traffic shaping" to route internal U.S. communications overseas where it can intercept them, sidestepping the law
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The United States plans to place China on its global list of worst offenders in human trafficking and forced labor, since that's how China rolls. United States still incapable of putting itself on the global list of most incarcerations per capita
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark GED Lawyers: I got a traffic ticket for rolling through a stop sign. Is it worth fighting? How would we do it? DIT
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And now another installment of California Freeway Pinball, sponsored by Road Rage™
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Highway department installs massive zipper to open and close traffic lanes, threaten wienermobiles
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Some fan just stopped traffic to take a selfie with Dwayne Johnson...and The Rock was as awesome as ever
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
There's not enough data to connect legal pot to traffic accidents, but let's give it a whirl anyway
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado just legalized texting while driving, as long as you're not driving in "a careless or imprudent manner"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jumping into the Missouri River is not a good escape route from a bank robbery, Mr. Fake Beard bandit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
VA police are now saying that the killing of Muslim girl in Sterling was not a hate crime but "road rage" stemming from a traffic incident, which the family is just a mite skeptical of because she and her friends were ON FOOT at the time
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
The 2017 Eclipse's possible side effect: Massive traffic jams
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Sun June 18, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Back in the old days, you could work 70 hour weeks and end up owing your employer money. These days you can do the same in sunny Los Angeles
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Tue June 13, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The Bible says Jesus walked on water. The Florida Highway Patrol say Jesus walked in front of a speeding SUV. In three days we'll know one way or the other
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Just another day in Florida. Kids playing at the beach, Tourists buying souvenirs. A man towing a flaming boat down a Miami highway
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Accident in "express toll lanes" causes lanes to be blocked, so company operating them raises toll to $31.50 "to deter drivers from getting onto them." So the drivers who paid that much only to find the lanes blocked will get refunds, right? Right?
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Thu June 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Grandmother is hailed a 'national hero' after getting cars to slow down near her house by pointing a hair dryer at them as if it's a speed camera. Somehow I'm not sure it's going to be that effective after all this news coverage
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay drives James Corden to the airport, hilarity (and lots of beeped-out words) ensuses
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How far into the intersection should you pull when waiting to make a left-hand turn against oncoming traffic? Here's the answer. Oh, and while you're at it, use your turn signal, too, pal
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
32 mobsters indicted for trafficking 10,000 pounds of stolen chocolate
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Mon June 05, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Antlers man, Antlers man, drinking and driving like no one can
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
If you spilled nails along 15 miles of one of Southern California's busiest freeways, the CHP and 40 pissed off motorists would like to have a word with you
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Thu June 01, 2017
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Can't spell "SUSSEX" on a water tower without "SEX"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Why is the burning tanker on the highway never filled with marshmallow fluff? Why does it always have to be gasoline or chemicals and shiat? Just once, I want to see a news story about a tanker of marshmallow fluff on fire. Just once
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Wed May 31, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Guess what day it is. C'mon, guess what day it is. Anyone? HUMP DAAAAY"
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We're deciding whether to replace the battery in the smoke alarm, whether to listen to the bells on the train crossing gates, and should we eliminate all traffic signals?" It's your Rachel Maddow thread, 9pm Eastern
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's fine if you want to sleep in the nude. Just don't sleep in the nude in the middle of the interstate
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Walmart is not your personal erotica store
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Thu May 25, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man whose face chronicles his poor life decisions accused of pointing gun at Miami traffic
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