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38 headlines found matching 'traffic'
Fri February 20, 2015
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard"
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Sun February 15, 2015
(Newsday)
 
 
 
If you're going to pretend to be your non-existent blind identical twin brother to get out of traffic summonses, perhaps it would be wise to avoid driving. Then again, perhaps court clerks shouldn't fall for the ruse
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Quick, to the RomeroCopter - new study finds that online news organizations are purposefully spreading false and misleading stories as a way to boost traffic
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(32)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Medium)
 
 
 
A legitimate good idea to the left, all the reasons it will never work to the right
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(170)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Drew runs for Kentucky Governor: "The fact that Fark pumps huge amounts of traffic to HuffPost Weird News has nothing to do with our enthusiastic support for the only man qualified to take the Bluegrass State to new heights of greatness"
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Thu February 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
That traffic jam you're stuck is going to be much worse in 30 years. Hope you get home by then
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(51)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
An 11-month-old boy pulls a baggie of cocaine from his mother's shirt during a traffic stop, to prove you're never too young for the Florida tag
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Sat January 31, 2015
(Mansfield News Journal)
 
 
 
Looks like traffic was **puts on sunglasses** scrambled
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(12)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman swallows several bags of marijuana at traffic stop, is freaking out, maaan
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "must have been skimming hauls" files - two arrested for trafficking pot when they called 911 to report that undercover cops were possibly following them
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Mon January 26, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's your latest update on the east coast storms from 20 live traffic cameras at once. See how your city is doing in the snowmageddon sweepstakes
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Sun January 18, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"All you filthy, lazy Occupy hippies who screwed up traffic on Thursday: If you try that same moonbat gridlock on 60,000 Pats fans tonight, you are going to be in such a world of hurt that not even your trust funds will be able to buy you out"
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Sat January 17, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker proposes saliva testing for traffic stops, because if you're going to spit at the cops, they should be able to put it to good use
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Fri January 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby girl born on the Capital Beltway, should be out of traffic just in time to start high school
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(13)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
How unpopular are traffic cameras in Puerto Rico? The government just abolished them and ordered refunds for everybody
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(18)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beer truck crashes. Kegs spill. Traffic jam brewing
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(15)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The behavioral psychology of bicyclists to the left, why you think that entitles you to running them into a ditch to the right
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
America is becoming so hostile to automated traffic enforcement, one of the leading vendors of robocops may get out of the business
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(29)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Naked man running on interstate in 38 degree weather stated he wanted to go to heaven. Showing unusual restraint, California police did not grant his wish
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Wed December 31, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NSA has VPNs in Vulcan death grip. No, really, that's what they call it
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(47)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man on an 80 mile snowmobile ride to Christmas dinner falls through the ice and then gets stalked by a wolverine during his 30 mile walk in frozen clothes and sub-zero temperatures. So, how was your holiday traffic this year?
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Sat December 27, 2014
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Obviously doing traffic stops using emergency lights, fake badges didn't ensure "no one would mess with him"
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Can traffic in China get any worse? Let's add a runaway ostrich and see what happens
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(19)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jesus' birthplace grapples with modern traffic challenges. Couldn't they just retcon things so he was born in an area with a better infrastructure?
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Santa's sleigh slapped with ticket for illegal parking as he is out collecting toys: "Santa was absolutely shocked. He said the traffic warden should be put on the naughty list and get a lump of coal for Christmas" (pics)
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Citizen, good job of recording abuse by the Denver Police. Say, it would be a shame if the incident was erased off your tablet and we found a couple of traffic tickets that we're not going to let you bond out on
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Tue December 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When done correctly, lane splitting can cut down on traffic congestion. This was not one of those times
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Thu December 04, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Parents decide to cancel Christmas after their kids misbehave and by no means is this a way to drive traffic to their mommy blog
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Mon December 01, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ferguson protestors bring DC traffic to a halt. What, you mean DC traffic was moving for a change?
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Thu November 27, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this traffic jam
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(11)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man called 911 and made fake gunshot noises in order to escape traffic tickets
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(33)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Wanna know what all the air traffic over the UK in a day looks like? Want an uplifting soundtrack to go with it? Well, guess what homeboy - all your Christmases just came at once
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Mon November 17, 2014
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Hay, how long is this traffic jam going to last?
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you're going to pull a 60mph wheelie in traffic on your motorcycle, do a quick check and ensure there aren't any cops on horseback around (video)
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Tue November 11, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Regulating Internet traffic like phone traffic means we'll end up with top-notch service like AT&CVr3%(#$bell[signal lost]
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Mon November 10, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Frank Ocean learns he cannot change his name until he takes care of all those pesky traffic tickets
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Thu November 06, 2014
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Wearing a shirt that says you love meth when you get busted for trafficking meth makes you look really guilty
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Wed November 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cleveland's traffic cameras join river fires and Art Modell in the land of unpleasant memories
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