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76 headlines found matching 'traffic'
Wed February 10, 2016
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
44,000 pounds of cheese block Australian highway, drivers forced to find another whey around
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(30)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The legal driving age in Wisconsin is When Mommy And Daddy Are Drunk
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Is Ben Carson really a brain surgeon, or do people just call him that sarcastically?"
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(133)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London traffic engineers experiment with removing white centerlines from roads, based on theory that "element of uncertainty" will reduce rate of serious accidents. Critics label theory absurd, barmy and mad
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
New FAA reauthorization bill would privatize air traffic control, following the model of third world hellholes like Canada
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(74)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
On your next flight, as you're fighting for overhead space and having your legs crushed by the reclining asshat in front of you after paying the $367.31 in fees, try not to think about how there might not be any air traffic controllers in the tower
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(80)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Some people really, really, hate being stuck in traffic. The folks behind her too
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(20)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Traffic court is probably not the best place to sell your suboxone tablets
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(39)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Austrian city gets its gay traffic lights back
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(26)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After a practice run with the Jonas east coast blizzard, God lines up Kayla for the Iowa caucuses
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(41)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"Officer, do you know why I pulled you over?"
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(103)
 
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says the solution to traffic jams is to put all the traffic underground
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(115)
 
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Madison County, Arkansas is about to get its first stoplight. And you have no idea how much that pisses off the locals. "It's a slippery slope to the bitter end"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Drivers form human chain to rescue trucker after crash on Pennsylvania Turnpike, as opposed to the human centipede that is the usual traffic on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
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(24)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
In today's news mad libs, Ohio Senator Rob Portman blames the US Department of Health and Human Services for slave labor and trafficking of Guatemalan teens at Ohio egg farms
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(30)
 
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Best late-for-work excuses include "my hair caught on fire", "I was detained by Homeland Security" and the ever popular, "a Vaseline truck overturned on the highways and cars were slipping left and right"
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(71)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Senator Roach kicked out of Human Trafficking task force over abusive conduct and "vile comments" blaming victims, not to mention scurrying under furniture whenever someone turns the lights on
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(89)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indy Driver struck after earning his own pole position
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(29)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NY lawmaker: "We must prohibit encryption to fight terrorism" CA lawmaker: "We must prohibit encryption to fight human trafficking, and any similarity between my bill and the NY bill is purely coincidental"
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
Renault CEO says the biggest problem for driverless cars are cyclists: "The car is confused by them because sometimes they behave like pedestrians and sometimes they behave like cars. They don't respect any rules usually"
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Thu January 21, 2016
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
New fire truck loses 50% of its resale value
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Wed January 20, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cops pull over and fine some poor old bastard for driving around in a car so completely covered in snow you can't even tell what make or model it is. (w/ pic)
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(174)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unbearable traffic jam
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(23)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lots of dogs
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(31)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New report says that Uber is not to blame for NYC traffic congestion. Mostly because Uber has only been around for six years while 5th Avenue has been backed up since 1963
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(29)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hello AAA? I need a new tire and a clean pair of underwear
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(63)
 
(The Day)
 
 
 
Two accidents, one fatal, occur along notorious stretch of Interstate 95 in CT in 2 days. DOT spokesman: The highway is fine. Maybe if you people didn't suck at driving
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Tue January 12, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police need help identifying man hit by car. Now I'm no genius, but I'd guess he's the one covered in tire tracks
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Sun January 10, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother of the year: Suspended license, on probation for DUI, reckless driving, no headlights, open containers, and four kids aged 2,3, 14 & 16 in the car. Interesting mug shot
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(68)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Australia now hanging koalas from stop signs for some reason
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(51)
 
(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
The same evening Maine Governor Paul LePage blamed out-of-state guys with names like "D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty" for the state's heroin problem, the Maine DEA arrested James, Jody and Donna from Maine for heroin trafficking
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal traffic cam captures beautiful images of snowy owl dive-bombing the lens. YA RLY, EH
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(65)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome to today's traffic report. Traffic will be quite light this morning with a few roadworks in some parts. Oh, and watch out for the giant smiling sperm whale corpse on the back of a truck. Weather is next"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman discovers it's time to change the windshield viper
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Problem: 15 collisions at busy intersection. Solution: install a roundabout. Result: 86 collisions at circular demolition-derby track
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Sun January 03, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't drive slowly in the left lane. Yes, we're talking about you, Mr. Lane Ranger and Ms. I'm Doing The Speed Limit
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Fri January 01, 2016
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Tennessee just peed all over the Constitution
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Los Angeles freeways turn 75 today. Los Angeles freeway traffic jams turn 74.999
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kim Yang-gon, close advisor to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, died in Pyongyang traffic accident after very heavy antiaircraft fire
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Tue December 29, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Donald Trump supporters, but you have to admit they're smart enough to reprogram a traffic sign
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You know your friends are worthless if they leave you passed out in the driver's seat of your car with your foot on the pedal so the wheels spin until the tires melt down to the rims
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wa$hington D.C. Council consider$ further increa$ing $afety in the city by rai$ing the cost of traffic ticket$ to a$ much as $1,000
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Sun December 27, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
California brush fire shuts down the 101. Daily commuters notice no change in traffic
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Thu December 24, 2015
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Airport license revoked and 3 air traffic controllers suspended, after plane carrying 53 passengers hits herd of wild animals off of runway. "Airport officials informed that leopards and pythons often stray onto the runway"
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Wed December 23, 2015
(Jeppesen)
 
 
 
Sleigh 024 Heavy, you are cleared for landing on runway 36. Contact WORKSHOP Traffic on 122.8 for taxi information and watch for Grandmas on the left
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Tue December 22, 2015
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
I see your birdseed spill, and raise with vegetable oil
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(23)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I will see your milk spill and raise you a bacon spill
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(28)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Driverless cars are already biatching about how crappy a driver you are
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Thu December 17, 2015
(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
If spending eight hours walking counterclockwise around the oldest traffic circle in Virginia while wearing earbuds playing Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" isn't performance art, then I don't know what is
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Tue December 15, 2015
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
If you want to impress your girlfriend and make an entire city hate you, propose to her in the middle of the freeway
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Drivers trying to merge into traffic onto Interstate 275 wonder if they're doing it wrong, what with a Yield sign on the on-ramp
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Sun December 13, 2015
(Filming Cops)
 
 
 
Don't be poor in Austin and get a traffic ticket
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(296)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Semi-truck overturns, spilling thousands of potatoes across highway and blocking traffic. Almost immediately, every eye was on that road
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Fri December 11, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"That's meth, I smoke it to stay awake, I'm an air traffic controller"
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Thu December 10, 2015
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Truck carrying fire extinguishers catches fire
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(26)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
As distracted driving citations drop, Washington DC to increase other traffic penalties, for um, safety
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Gay-themed pedestrian crossings removed in an Austrian city. In other news: They had gay-themed pedestrian crossings in Austria?
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Sun December 06, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
How do you keep Portland weird? You install 'pedestrian scramble' signals at intersections which gives priority to pedestrian traffic and allows pedestrians to cross in all directions at once, including diagonally
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Sat December 05, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're driving on Binney Street in Cambridge, Massachusetts, remember to bring the instructions for the new traffic signal. You did get a copy, right?
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Wed December 02, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, commuters: That bumper-to-bumper traffic you sit in every day is actually helping to keep you alive by preventing fatal high-speed accidents
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(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dancing traffic cop and self-proclaimed only reason anyone's ever heard of the state of Rhode Island fired for being a racist. This is not a repeat from last week
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Tue December 01, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dumb: Drinking a beer in traffic. Dumbass: While next to a marked police cruiser
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Thu November 26, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
High speed chase of murder suspect caught on cop's dashcam. Fark: All through northeast New Jersey traffic
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Tue November 24, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's the annual AAA gas prices Thanksgiving story, only this year with a twist: U.S. drivers are paying record lows this holiday weekend. Oh, and there's going to be a lot of traffic this weekend as well, just in case you didn't know
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Mon November 23, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Northern Virginia, on having not one, not two, but THREE of the 50 worst traffic bottlenecks in America
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(137)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Slow down cat. Now this is a cat picture worth posting
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(19)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas DPS officers will now ask for a driver's race during traffic stops in order to stop racial profiling
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(66)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: There is a way to fix traffic in Los Angeles and it only costs 700 billion dollars
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(112)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
To the surprise of investors, Walmart shares did not rollback in Q3
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(12)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
How big a deal was the release of "Fallout 4"? Well let's just put it this way: Even PORNHUB saw a 10% dip in traffic on release day
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Thu November 05, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pensioner who's been blocking traffic by driving ancient tractor twice the length of Britain at no more than nine mph for the past six years finally decides to get off the road, complaining about OTHER motorists
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Tue October 27, 2015
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
There's slow traffic, and there's stopped traffic, and there's lawnchairs-on-the-highway traffic
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Sun October 25, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Overcrowded subways, tiny apartments, gridlock traffic. Yes, it's life in NYC, and it's what makes New Yorkers tough
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(96)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A town is trying to cheat the state out of traffic fines? That's unpossible
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(14)
 


Thu October 15, 2015
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist stops in intersection and watches traffic lights rotate through two cycles. Then it hits him
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