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Headlines matching 'toys'
Wed February 01, 2012
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(NYPost) Spiffy Like most celebrities, Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't shop for her own groceries. But she does shop for her own sex toys  (nypost.com) (46)


Tue January 31, 2012
(MSNBC) Followup Man pleads no contest to multiple counts of assault and battery with toy lightsabers, and one count of impersonation of a jedi. With "that's no jedi" mugshot  (msnbc.msn.com) (45)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Interesting LEGO has a patent on filing nuisance lawsuits against companies that make similar toys  (courant.com) (28)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Russian officials want to outlaw political protests that use soft toys, plastic penguins, Lego men and South Park figures  (couriermail.com.au) (6)


Wed January 25, 2012
(ABC Action News) Florida Urban coyotes loving living in cemetery because it's quiet, has plenty of cover, lots of chew toys  (abcactionnews.com) (21)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Week) Amusing McDonald's to start putting books in Happy Meals, instead of toys. "I'll take fat and well-read over skinny and illiterate any day"  (theweek.com) (88)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Topless Robot) Cool Ten toys only true hardcore fans give a damn about. Hey, that Willrow Hood ice cream maker action figure from Empire Strikes Back is ESSENTIAL, dammit  (toplessrobot.com) (28)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Ready for Fark headline: Toy Recall Nightmare: Build-a-Bear Has Evil Eyes  (shine.yahoo.com) (67)
(Washington Post) Cool Day one of the massive Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. All the toys you could ever want and everything you would ever want to see. And Steve Ballmer  (washingtonpost.com) (64)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Dissection animals, the God Jesus Robot, the Carp Person, and other weird toys from Japan  (incrediblethings.com) (21)


Tue January 03, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Silly Feminists upset after Lego launches a toy line for girls. "Someone should tell them that they already have one; it's called Legos"  (tampabay.com) (327)


Sun January 01, 2012
(The New York Times) Asinine Should the World of Toys Be Gender-Free?  (nytimes.com) (182)


Mon December 26, 2011
(YouTube) Video Our crazy dog, Sandy, is fascinated by one of our new toys from Santa... Exhausting just watching  (youtube.com) (32)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Want to pay off someone's layaway for toys? Totally okay. Want to prepare dinner for shut-ins and deliver them on Christmas Day? HOLD THE FARKING PHONES  (billingsgazette.com) (115)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Toys for Tots struggling this year due to embezzlement  (chicagotribune.com) (53)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Slate) Silly How Nerf went from a purveyor of fun foam toys to the "leading kiddie arms dealer"  (slate.com) (313)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Texas female escort offers "Toys for Tots Special": a chance for male contributors to get more bang for their buck  (huffingtonpost.com) (13)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Oregon Live) Dumbass If police arrest you for assault with a "lightsaber" at Toys R Us, strong with you, the Force is not  (oregonlive.com) (39)
(YouTube) Interesting Classic toy commercial from the 60's that shows that 1. Toys back then were a lot cooler, and 2. Even as a kid, Snake Plissken was a badass  (youtube.com) (40)


Tue December 13, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA It's time for the annual list of TOYS THAT CAN KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN  (wxyz.com) (123)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Denver Post) Strange Tats for toys for tots  (denverpost.com) (42)


Wed December 07, 2011
(BBC) Sad TP Activity Toys wiped out, flushed  (bbc.co.uk) (6)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Time) Amusing Experts agree. "Backdoor" is on the top of her list as a gift  (moneyland.time.com) (65)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Herald Tribune) Followup Picking up from yesterday's untouchable cop story, the Herald-Tribune facepalms itself over other cop stories, like how one cop kept his job after a 14-year-old's DNA was found on the cop's sex toys  (heraldtribune.com) (117)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Gawker) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Fark's 2011 Holiday List of Unsafe Children's Toys  (cache.gawker.com) (45)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Christmas 2011: Explaining to your kids that their toys are rentals  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad $20,000 of donated toys stolen from childrens hospital. Suspect described as 4'6 green male with a heart 2 sizes too small, last seen sitting in the window seat on the train to hell  (abc15.com) (24)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Cape Cod Times) Scary Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to smashed car windows in the Toys R Us parking lot  (capecodonline.com) (35)
(ESPN) Interesting Sorry F1 snobs, but it looks like it'll rain on your parade for the finale in Brazil. Your overpriced toys will actually have to rely on driver skill to stay on track, and there may even be passing. Live at 11 AM ET, if you can stomach it  (espn.go.com) (72)


Tue November 22, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Blind kitten plays with toys for the first time. It's dusty as hell in here  (youtube.com) (43)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Female Egyptian blogger posts full-frontal nude picture of herself on Belgium snipe hooligan BIE globe rush toys fig announcement beagle radish farmhand door  (dailymail.co.uk) (202)


Mon November 14, 2011
(MSNBC) Followup National Toy Hall of Fame adds Hot Wheels, dollhouse and blanket. Also known as another Saturday night in mom's basement  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (38)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Topless Robot) Amusing The six most dangerous toys of the '90s: "Skip-It was a fun toy, but there was always the risk of having the ball come slamming into your ankle"  (toplessrobot.com) (228)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Cracked) Plug 14 'luxury' sex toys for the extremely rich and creepy. Come for the gold plated prostate massager, stay for the silver dog masks  (cracked.com) (108)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WPXI) Obvious The police would like to remind you that Halloween is coming up and the guns those little kids are carrying just might be toys, so please don't blow them away. Thank you  (wpxi.com) (74)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Winnipeg Free Press) Silly Illuminati symbols on American currency? Canadians up the ante by finding sex toys, naked women and secret codes on their new bills  (winnipegfreepress.com) (101)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Play at Royal Shakespeare Theatre features nudity, torture by Taser, and rape with sex toys. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this (safe for work)  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (55)

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