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37 headlines found matching 'toys'
Tue April 25, 2017
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
President Baby Trump brings his largest bathtub toy to South Korea as China agrees action MUST be taken concerning Kim Jong-un and his nuclear toys
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Mon April 24, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump continues to rattle his saber and play with his shiny bathtub toys, as Chinese leader urges restraint on Best Korea - all on this episode of "He said, Xi said"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Worchester News)
 
 
 
4-year-old girl goes on a bike ride and raises £783 for toys for a children's hospital, makes the rest of us look lazy and heartless
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
We may be on the verge of nuclear war, and so as we look back on life on Earth here are some cool toys from the 1982 Sears catalog
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kickboxer won 64 gold medals last year, is multiple British and European champion, has been undefeated for 2 years and just bought his first house. He's also 9 years old
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Sat April 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov't: "On second thought, maybe we don't need to know this information after all." Twitter: "Yeah, that's what we thought. Now go run along and play with your toys like a good boy"
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Fri April 07, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Your kids would have a lot more fun playing by themselves if you weren't always hovering, giving too many warnings, and insisting on using household items for their intended purpose
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
4-year-old brings shell casing to daycare, therefore soccermom martial law is declared
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Wed March 22, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Christian school principal suspends 12-year-old girl for selling kids' toys in class because the principal mistook them for sex toys. "In your wildest imaginations, no adult could possibly view this as a sex toy, this is a water-filled bag"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The alternate ending for Rogue One is revealed. SPOILER ALERT: Jar-Jar still sucks
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Turns out you are not absolutely unemployable with your history degree. No, there is *one* job for you
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you were afraid CNN was going to start turning to gritty, hard hitting news and abandon sensationalist garbage, this article will put your fears to rest
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Movie ticket site Fandango wants you to buy toys and memorabilia with your $12 tickets. "because people have relationships with movies"
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
What were the best toys to a child of the '80s? Those L'eggs pantyhose containers
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
Why Star Wars toys suck now and why it will never change. *Subby sighs, resigns himself to joining adult society*
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Lego tape allows you to turn anything into a Lego compatible surface, from walls to toys to your own body. Your fevered dream full of moaning and twitches has come true
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Mon March 13, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Toys may be seen as child play, but some are now returning value growth of more than 30 per cent for savvy investors
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother claims the new talking Thomas the Tank Engine should be renamed Thomas the Potty Mouth Tank Engine
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Tue February 28, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Web-connected teddy bear toys leak 2 million private voice messages and other private data
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can now troll President Donald Trump for just $25 (with possibly not safe for work tiny, tiny doll pee-pee)
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing from Flame Broiler. By the looks of it, with his face
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Miss Beazley and Sven get cooking in the kitchen, and the Westminster Dog Show penalizes Hot Dog for using underinflated chew toys, tonight on Riverdale CW 9PM EST
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Tue February 14, 2017
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
As snow melts away after months of winter, backyards yield their hidden artifacts like grass, kids' toys, dog droppings, dead moose, yard tools ... Wait, what?
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Burger King is offering an adult "Happy Meal" for Valentine's Day with adult toys and a happy ending
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Wed February 08, 2017
(upgruv)
 
 
 
A fire department in Pennsylvania is giving sex toys as prizes in its bingo night. That takes balls
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Knitted cat mufflers are newest way to augment your cat's self-importance this winter
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Wed January 25, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds sex toys are safer than children's toys, less likely to require awkward answers in the emergency room
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Sun January 22, 2017
(St. Joseph News-Press)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Favorite childhood toys
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Tue January 10, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Douche wrecks a rented Ferrari Italia despite his passenger's advice to not drive like a douche. Not safe for work language in video
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(BBC GoodFood)
 
 
 
Five things never to say to your child about food. "You have to finish off that third double espresso before you start on that case of Pixy Stix" conspicuously absent
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
This story has it all: the bomb squad, sex toys, a day care. Help subby think of a funnier headline
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Tue January 03, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who runs product review website gets 7 pounds of marijuana instead of the toys she ordered, immediately awards 5 stars
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Fri December 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You remember that NYC firefighter who was attacked by a gang of thugs on Christmas Eve who stole all the presents for his family out of his car while he was on his way to a holiday party? Yeah, that never actually happened
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bag of toys that caused Trump Tower evacuation has also caused an avalanche of Twitter jokes
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump Towers evacuated after a suspicious package was discovered. Turns out a bag of toys that are not gold plated is considered suspicious in Trump's world
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