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171 headlines found matching 'town'
Sun October 22, 2017
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The craziest proposals to woo Amazon include renaming entire cites, building Hyper Loops and the most bat-shiat of all, going to Newark
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
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Sometimes we get what we deserve: Global Warming is going to kill off all the coffee trees
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas police officer tells Patrick Stewart that after seeing some horrible things, a couple of TNG episodes have the power to make him feel better about the future. Probably not Code of Honor or Angel One though
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi town finally joins the 20th century and looks forward to joining those of us in the 21st century by desegregating its schools
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, yeah, it looks like ol' Rex Tillerson did in fact call his boss a "farking moron"
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Fri October 13, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
400-lb marble bust of Napoleon Bonaparte has been sitting in NJ town's Borough Hall for 85 years. Someone finally decides to crawl behind it and find out who the sculptor was
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small-town baker defends his cream doughnut, saying sugary sodas are worse. Fark: 1-kilogram doughnut (that's 2.2lbs) with bonus photo
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article complains that Puerto Rican town where Trump tossed paper towels to desperate residents still doesn't have water or electricity. How ungrateful. Water? Electricity? Should he have tossed water balloons and taser people? People are never happy
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Will Fred survive his gunshot? How will Cheryl rise from the ashes? Will Dark Betty reemerge? Will Jughead eat a burger? Will they have a decent plot to carry Season 2? Welcome back to the Town with Pep, "Riverdale", 8pm ET on the CW
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Just when you thought St. Louis might have a fighting chance at the new Amazon HQ, they go and bring in Joe Buck
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mysterious drifter on homemade raft full of guns fits descriptions of local arsonist, but lack of police means he has to be bribed with cigarettes to stay out of town. This story brought to you by A: Clint Eastwood, B: Fallout, or C: Alaska
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California's on fire. Again. Still. As usual
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Doctor Who suits for the dapper fanboy about town
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Sun October 08, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"I'm a 13-foot-tall truck, full speed ahead." "I'm an 11-foot-high bridge. Your call"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
ALIENS ARE COMING TO FILL OUR BODIES WITH ALCOHOL...bring on the invasion
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your pet peeve of the day?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hello Amazon, welcome to Amazon, Georgia. Please build your new Amazon HQ here, we already renamed our town and next we will rename all first born children Amazon if you come here. Oh my Amazon, please come
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It took thirteen years, but The Killers finally land a number one album
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Mon October 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It was an old white guy
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The president is going to hold a town hall meeting in the liberal bastion of Morgantown, West Virginia
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Spirit Airlines but they just delivered 27,000 pounds of aid and rescued 200 people from Aguadilla
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Wed September 27, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Small town's new seal looks pretty much identical to the one that offended everybody
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Georgetown law profs take a knee to protest Jeff Sessions' appearance on campus to discuss free speech
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Ducks found in park pond with bills zip-tied. If only they had some kind of supplemental insurance
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I started to ask why anyone should be allowed to publish false information for the express purpose of angering their audience... but Stranahan cut me off. "Hey, I'm walking into the White House right now"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Nye walks into an elevator full of bikini babes; hilarity ensues
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Your cop uncle is out of town. Do you 1. Wear his uniform to impress your girl | 2. Take his patrol car and pull over people | Spoiler Alert: Both
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Welcome to Vulcan, Alberta: where the locals have come to embrace the strangely costumed outsiders who appear because of their town's name, if only for the cash they bring. Subby forgets which Law of Acquisition this would satisfy
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Small, blighted town assembles a group of volunteers to clean up the city. Municipal union employees: "Not so fast"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst town hall goes off the rails after voters in the liberal bastion of Iowa City started chanting for single-payer health care. She involved the police, lots of people left, and her breadbag shoes were ruined
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Thu September 21, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Congressman Mo Brooks (R-eclusive) holding first public townhall in 2 years tonight. I'm bringing popcorn
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Yes, we know there's a dead humpback whale floating near town, please stop calling us to report it. Also please don't go out and touch it
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Who doesn't like palindromes?
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Taco Bell, alcohol, and a $2 bill ... what could go wrong?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
For anyone interested, here is round 3 of the English Carabao Cup. Notable matches include Liverpool at Leicester, Huddersfield at Palace, Sunderland at Everton, Man City at West Brom. Matches start at 2:45pm ET Tue & Wed
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artist/tavern owner declares "MY town won't suffer from that blight of elementary school art projects"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Aspen police: Don't take selfies with bears
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Wed September 13, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Mr Mayor, an earthquake has destroyed half the town, a tsunami is headed for shore, terrorists have seized the tv station, and a meteor is about to kill us all...what do we do???" "Woof" *licks balls*
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Mon September 11, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
West Ham need a win, but that could be a tall order against newly promoted Huddersfield town, looking to join the Manchester teams at the top of the table. It's your EPL Monday Night Football Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 3pm EDT
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
17-meter-tall lobster passed in at auction; sellers considering throwing in swimming pool of drawn butter
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: I'm not saying [Hurricane] Irma is geoengineered, but there is geoengineering going on secretly in the United States, by a company called Globex, in a mysterious town called Cypress Creek
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
High school seniors teach juniors a lesson for parking in the wrong spots. Local police teach seniors a lesson for parking in the spots wrong
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
NNYTFNOBBQOMG - Watertown New York
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mothballed Tonight Show studio in beautiful downtown Burbank to be rebuilt as Blizzard esports arena, where competitive gamers can play popular games like Conan Strike, Chin Attack IV, and World of Carnac
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australians turn in 26,000 guns during amnesty campaign. Americans ask if that's one guy, one family or in one small town
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Democrats force resignation of Town Councilman for chasing tail while wearing one
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The giant unexploded WWII bomb found a few days ago? Yeah, about that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nazis are invading your town and you want to stop them. Do you call: A) The police; B) Black Lives Matter; C) The Coup Clutz Clowns
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Sun September 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
English town installs child shaped bollards outside schools to deter drivers from speeding
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
A large underground liquid chiller system keeps many buildings in downtown Phoenix cool during 115-degree summer days
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, no, it's okay that I put up swastikas all over town, because I'm against Trump. Swastikas are okay if they're just telling you how bad Trump is, like how he killed those 6 million Jews and all
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Pat Toomey's town hall after asking the Republican representative how he would react if his daughter were rounded up by ICE agents and deported
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Thu August 31, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Straight people officially banned from Hell
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS says it warned Virginia about potential trouble in Charlottesville three days before the clashes took place, though it's understandable why Virginia wasn't alarmed by a report that "many fine people" were headed towards the town
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Oyster condos' helped save a Maine town's shellfish legacy. Shrimp reportedly getting into the timeshare business while lobstermen are sticking with their secret lairs
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bar supervisor bags £45,000 ringside seat for Floyd Mayweather vs Conor McGregor superfight and his gallery of celebrity selfies is ridiculous
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Tue August 29, 2017
(St. Louis American)
 
 
 
As of Monday, it is legal for your boss to fly into Missouri, wander around the airport drunk to come into town to discriminate against you and to cut your city minimum wage back to the state level
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gloucester MA has a greasy pole, and you don't even have to leave Murica to worship it. Greasy pole trifecta is making your mm sweaty
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Shady contractor does shoddy job on detached garage that doesn't meet local code, and skips town with the money, then "Union Thugs" unexpectedly show up and tear it down... building her a new one to code for free
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Some Chickaroo)
 
 
 
Attention SF Bay Area Farkers: Kamala Harris is hosting a Town Hall meeting in Oakland on 08/30 in support of net neutrality. Come join me
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(The Week)
 
 
 
I visited an Arizona border town. Here's what they really think about aggressive immigration enforcement
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Houston has avoided another serious disaster as Trump won't be coming to town
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
We're living in a TV show. Snopes has confirmed it
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dancing in the wreckage of a burglarized home and criticizing the victim's fashion choices is no to go through life, officers
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Why do Republicans fear town halls? Well, Angela Merkel once answered a question at a town hall-type event and gave Germany marriage equality
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
How Amazon turned Seattle into America's biggest company town
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Tue August 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hospital refuses to accept £2,500 donation from charity fundraisers because they're a) Neo-Nazis b) The Mafia c) Men in drag dressed as nurses
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boston counterprotests were so violent the Boston Police Department arrested 22 people at them. No wait I'm sorry they arrested 22 people at a seafood festival held the same day in a different part of town
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
"Everything is Awesome" in this Lego recreation of the new trailer for Stephen King's 'It'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare 6th Century coin pendant found in field in UK. The story of how it got there is Byzantine
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Local residents moaning about noise from the sex festival being held in their town
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Seattleite welcomes Alex Jones to town in the most Seattle way possible
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The eclipse is already messing up traffic in Oregon. No word on how many died crossing the river
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
A Confederate Memorial In My Town? It's More Likely Than You Think
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ghost town
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News can't find one single Republican to come on and defend Trump
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious silver spaceship tank with Midwest plates that stalked the borough of Brooklyn last winter? Well it turns out to be owned by a wayward Brooklyn dad who likes space travel
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dave Brat (R-VA): Sure, white supremacists are marching right outside my district and attacking people with cars, but liberals BOOED ME at my town hall
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
McDonald's Canada offering 67 cent hamburgers all day today. Fine, I'll take 50
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The town of Alexandria, Virginia is conducting an online survey for ideas on what to rename Jefferson Davis Highway. Any ideas?
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Tue August 15, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle's new bike sharing program is resulting in bicycles everywhere, such as on people's lawns and thrown off of overpasses
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
"I was in Charlottesville when the Nazis moved in. Here's what to expect if they come to your town"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan agrees to hold first public town hall in over two years, after being called out by the "Iron 'Stache". Still hoping he'll agree to steel cage match for the title belt
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup has been filled with many things; champagne, beer, holy water, ice cream, small children. But Phil Kessel filling it with hot dogs sets a new standard
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israel Kristal dies at 113, having set the all-but-unbreakable record of being a century late for his bar mitzvah
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chairman of the Virginia GOP tries his hand at being the very model of a modern moderate Republican: Sure, you have to be "unequivocal" and "emphatic" about denouncing white supremacists, BUT those Confederate statues really SHOULD stay up
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those vacant storefronts in your town will be filled by Spirit Halloween stores starting this week
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry you or anything but just thought you should know. Fleas in Arizona have tested positive for plague
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Kentucky mayor responds to Charlottesville riots and terrorist attacks by accelerating plan to remove town's Confederate memorials
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wallabie damned
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a total solar eclipse? Have you ever seen a total solar eclipse...ON WEED?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So, you're a 21st century druid looking to commune with Mother Nature during the upcoming eclipse. Where do you go? Why, Carhenge, of course
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
The Magnolia House restaurant in downtown Pyongyang has accrued 43 Google reviews so far, apparently all written by Farkers
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Syrup)
 
 
 
Small town saves $73,500 by using Uber as a public transportation service
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Macaque attacks elderly people and elementary school students. Uh huh huh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN keeps the population informed on the issues that matter with hard-hitting front page stories like this MOTHERFARKIN' BAT TORNADO
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
And so, despite the best efforts of our enlightened society to maintain a perfect ecology, recycling water bottles, and separating our plastics and cardboard, this is how the great tire fire of Frazer Township, Pennsylvania began
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Viewing the eclipse in Oregon, Idaho, or Wyoming? There's a new hazard in town: wildfires
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your co-workers who don't watch GoT want you to know that they feel ostracized, marginalized, harassed, and excluded when you and other co-workers discuss it because they can't participate. Look out sexual harassment, there's a new offense in town
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ He didn't start the fire ♫
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Warning to travelers: The eclipse won't be the only shady thing happening in the towns you visit
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The secret identity of Captain Obvious is revealed to be Rep. Leonard Lance (R-N.J.) who told CNN that he told his town hall crowd that Trump "certainly has not been" civil in his rhetoric. and "I think the crowd agreed with that"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not-so-special election resulted in none of the town's 70 registered voters voting in it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Comedian: "What, you're gonna heckle me? I don't go to where you work, jump up and down on the beds and slap the Funyons out of your . . . Funyons. Oh my god I want Funyons right now. Where am I again?"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
As the heat at the White House become literally too much to handle, Trump set to decamp to his NJ golf resort for a 17-day vacation
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Massive Dolly Parton fan buys lifesize fake cow with proceeds of betting win. Don't worry, his fiancee is used to this sort of thing now after he bought the full size silver Lion King throne
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Speaker Paul Ryan held a 'stealth' town hall open only to employees of the business he happened to be touring. The trouble began when he opened the floor to questions
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the funniest town names in all 50 states. Which ones are missing?
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Tue August 01, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Blue Angels practice expected to impact I-90. Man, talk about low expectations
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska town had a police force of three officers and a police chief up until two of the officers who are married to each other resigned to deal with personal issues, the third officer moved away, and the chief went to Scotland for a long vacation
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Libertarians take on the challenge of government and create the "Freest Little City in Texas." Let's see how that worked out for them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elite Hamptonites fearful their town could become "the Appalachia of the Hamptons" because of the rise of squalid motels for local poor workers
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Be wary of going to an Outback Steakhouse restaurant...for they are the tool of the Illuminati
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Sat July 29, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Let's play two. The trucks are at Pocono at 1pm ET on FOX, and the Xfinity cars are at Corntown at 3:30pm ET on NBC. NASCAR's kids get to play on the main networks for once
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Fri July 28, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
UFO festival crashes into Pennsylvania town for annual re-investigation where no one has apparently noticed that the UFO shaped like an acorn landed in an abundance of people whose last name starts with "Eichel" (The German word for acorn. )
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
A microcosm of the private prison industry: company threatens loss of jobs in small town if more inmates aren't produced
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber's newest feature: returning your lost stuff after you pay the ransom
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Muslim leader calls for the murder of every last Christian. To make this statement true, replace 'Muslim leader' with 'Michigan elected official' and 'Christian" with 'Muslim'
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Guy driving the car with no doors, no windshield and an ax in the roof may not have been totally sober
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump won over Democrats in Youngstown, Ohio. But his unfulfilled campaign promises and alliances with our enemies have resulted in buyer's remorse
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
There you are enjoying your beer, when suddenly ... dead lizard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We have to stay here. We shouldn't leave town, and we should hammer this out and get it done. Now watch this drive
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP Motown's Bobby Taylor, the man who discovered the Jackson 5, could hit more notes than Patti LaBelle, met 3 presidents and had illustrious backing band members such as Tommy Chong on guitar and Jimi Hendrix on bass
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The owner of the creationist Ark theme park trashes press for reporting he's ducking taxes, angrily stating "the media is out of control"
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The greatest Comic Con story ever told
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French mayor of beach town forced to apologise for a rude plane banner that read "Go home f**king tourists" in English and Spanish
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Wed July 19, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby wombat born in Australian nature refuge
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Rosetta Stone found this day in 1799. This headline now offered in 30 other languages
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Six cars of a freight train have gone off the rails in southwest Pennsylvania. Cars holding wheat, flour, and flammable materials overturned, proving that nothing good ever happens in Lower Turkeyfoot Township on the Hogback Road
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Tue July 18, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kenny Rogers farewell concert to feature Little Big Town, Alison Krauss, The Flaming Lips and a couple of big balloons
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(Independent)
 
 
 
♫♫ "Traveling through the town of Dundrum. A knife-welding man, he met a Muslim. He wanted to be stabby, he made him nervous, He calmed him down and made him breakfast" ♫ ♪
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia investigating the biggest threat to the country: A woman walking around town in a miniskirt
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Don't blink or you will miss it. Here are the smallest towns by population in each state. Ever been to any of them or lived in them?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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Sun July 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People who don't believe in climate change couldn't see the forest for the seas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cracks develop in field near Mexican town, releasing steam and ash and burning livestock. This is not a repeat from 1943
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Fri July 14, 2017
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In a huge disappointment to Fark, this cop didn't beat, shoot or kill anyone. She donated a kidney to a child
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That's no moon: Disney unveils its incredibly detailed model of Star Wars Land
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
DeBlasio has himself a progressive primary challenger, who must be making an impact since the NYPD is already jerking him around
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before we're all drinking pisswater
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bill Murray opening Caddyshack-themed restaurant near his hometown of Rosemont, Illinois. So they got that going for them, which is nice
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having never heard of the concept of a cemetery, family fights with civic leaders to be able to keep a memorial to their dead son on a town-owned parking lot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan will not hold town halls for fear of protesters
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The KKK are holding an armed rally today in my town. To combat it, various groups are hosting free live music, art shows and potlucks, in order to draw attention away from these hate mongers. What would your town do?
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Dangerously adorable Siberian Lynx kittens stolen, then returned to petting zoo. Said to be in good health, but hungry and even more adorable
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Boomtown Rats to release new album after 30 years, (but not on Monday)
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Wed July 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"And now let's go to our reporter on the scene, Wendy Burch, to find out what's URRPPP with the Hermosa Beach Ironman"
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Online study says Olathe, KS, is a better beach town than Miami Beach and Florida is not amused. Sorry Florida, but it's an online study. It's official
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Warm up the yellow Vespa and pull the Rickenbacker 4001 out of your forehead, the first FLCL 2+3 trailer is here
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Nothing brings in the bucks to the local parking lot ammo shops quite like a good old-fashioned state-wide recession
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Tue July 04, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Local religious group Sikhs to save their town's 4th of July fireworks display by donating $10,000 for the festivities, which will also benefit a children's charity
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scary ghost kangaroo photographed. Rooo-oooo-oooo. (that's what ghost kangaroos say)
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Feeling light-headed and suspect you might be suffering from heatstroke? There's a mobile website for th
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
That'll do, pigs. That'll do
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If a police dog wrestling in the street with an escaped female inmate wearing only her bra and panties is your fetish, this story is for you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Muslim doctor in a Minnesota town of 1,400 that swung to Trump is desperately trying to understand his neighbors and his place in the world
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's midtown forecast, warm and humid with a 50% chance of raining concrete
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NY Times reports on shooting in "downtown Arkansas", which is the kind of thing their copy editors would...oh, right
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida town plagued by 'triple-arse' graffiti:"This is not art. At all"
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(Scoop (NZ))
 
 
 
Midnight Oil joins the effort to save the Amazon Reef, beds from burning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While everyone else was building self-driving cars, Toyota has designed a robot that helps disabled people around the house, a Toyota Care-ola, if you will
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Constituent to GOP Rep. Tom McArthur: "The first thing you said to us in Waretown: 'I'm not Donald Trump.' Well, I've got an orange wig; you may as well put it on"
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
As if Ken Ham hasn't screwed Williamstown, Kentucky enough; now claims Ark Encounter is a ministry and therefore exempt from paying 'safety fees'
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
This is how you troll Anchorage, Alaska
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There are many ways to engage in some fun 'Mad Max' cospay. Cruising around town on your ATV armed to the teeth is not one of them
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Small Kentucky town elects dog as mayor. Fark: for the fourth time
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time my town went Hollywood
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