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Headlines matching 'town'
Sat May 26, 2012
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(Some Guy) Scary Meanwhile in North Carolina... With bonus irony for the town name  (addictinginfo.org) (243)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Ars Technica) Fail Mayor of a New Jersey town and worried about the recall drive against you? No problem, just hack the website calling for your recall and threaten everyone involved  (arstechnica.com) (62)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Socialist Stooge) Spiffy German police confront Occupy protesters and....take off their helmets and escort them through town?  (globalwinnipeg.com) (135)


Wed May 23, 2012
(EITB) Scary A three-year-old boy drove his toy motorbike to a busy downtown street in an east China city, ignorant of the danger. A local police officer spotted the kid timely and led him down the street  (eitb.com) (26)


Tue May 22, 2012
(NewsOK) Asinine Lakers' loss averts violence in downtown LA. That's not OK  (newsok.com) (52)


Mon May 21, 2012
(The Courier-Journal) Ironic News: Shooting happens in a bad part of town. Unusual: Six people are shot, three of them fatally. Fark: One of those fatally shot was the boyfriend of a woman who wore a "No Boyfriend, No Problem" shirt to the crime scene  (courier-journal.com) (60)
(The Local (Germany)) Fail ...But if you must use downtown Cologne as your driving range while drunk at 6:00 a.m. and get into a confrontation with a cab driver after hitting his car with a ball, don't pull a knife on him  (thelocal.de) (17)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Fail Town upset that their landmark is going to be destroyed in the name of progress. That landmark? A scrapyard  (desmoinesregister.com) (37)
(apan Today) Obvious Japanese officials to small NJ town: "We'd be much obliged if you'd tear down your memorial to abused 'comfort women' of WWII." NJ town: "How about 'NO'... and btw, welcome to the Streisand Effect"  (japantoday.com) (198)
(Washington Post) Amusing William Blatty is batty over Georgetown's liberalism. Spits green pea soup while head spins  (washingtonpost.com) (87)


Sat May 19, 2012
(YouTube) Video Subby is honored to share a birthday with Pete Townshend, which happens to be today. Here's Eminence Front, perhaps the most quintessential song of the 1980's  (youtube.com) (91)
(whptv) Scary Toms River, New Jersey homeowners find green tap water. Residents panic, ask city officials to do whatever they can to return it to its natural shade of brown  (whptv.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Amusing Tired of dealing with a couple drunks on your police shift and the jail is full? Drive them a mile outside of town and abandon them on the side of the road  (billingsgazette.com) (46)


Fri May 18, 2012
(LiveLeak) Scary Waterspout captured on film. Difficulty: Down town Hong Kong  (liveleak.com) (12)


Wed May 16, 2012
(MSN) Strange John Connor reported missing from downtown Los Angeles. T-1000 wanted for questioning  (wonderwall.msn.com) (49)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Is the City of Angels becoming SportsTown USA or will the Kings gets bit by the Coyotes. Game 1, 8pm ET, NBCS/TSN  (sports.yahoo.com) (615)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Fox News) Spiffy New Jersey town is cracking down on some of society's biggest asshats: people who constantly text while they walk  (foxnews.com) (65)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting In honor of Cougar Town, here's a list of 13 shows that were saved by switching networks. However, the list fails by not mentioning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Bonus: Half of the shows were dumped by the geniuses at NBC  (hollywoodreporter.com) (67)


Fri May 11, 2012
(HitFix) Hero Both Community and Cougar Town were renewed yesterday. This is the best timeline, and Abed is Emperor of the Universe  (hitfix.com) (118)


Wed May 09, 2012
(SacBee) Weird Fark-ready headline: Fish and Game seizes stuffed, hat-wearing wolverine from Georgetown bar  (blogs.sacbee.com) (48)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy Nurses rally scheduled to coincide with the NATO summit in downtown Chicago has its permit pulled by the city after the group books noted troublemaker Tom Morello  (rollingstone.com) (19)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Fark) Weird If The Avengers were real, how would you react if they came to your town?  (fark.com) (176)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Deadline) Followup TBS says it will pick up Cougar Town if ABC cancels it  (deadline.com) (48)


Wed May 02, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Cool: training a border collie to herd sheep. Farkin' amazing: training a border collie to herd mule deer out of Waterton Lakes National Park's townsite  (youtube.com) (33)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Get ready ... The Facebook IPO road show is coming to your town  (bloomberg.com) (17)


Tue May 01, 2012
(NewsNet5) Scary Red TransAm seen idling nearby. Two men inside told "they will never work in this town again"  (newsnet5.com) (56)
(Omaha World Herald) Stupid Town of 11 purchases enough beer for each resident to drink 1071 12oz beers a day. Oh, and there's that Native American Reservation a couple miles north suing them  (omaha.com) (247)


Mon April 30, 2012
(The Sun) Asinine Sucks: You get fined for dropping a cigarette butt in the town center. Fark: You're a non-smoker, the butt wasn't yours and was stuck to your shoe  (thesun.co.uk) (82)
(Daily Express) Amusing Angry toddler storms off on bike, gets lost, tells police it's his parents' fault for not fitting a sat nav [with angry toddler pic]  (express.co.uk) (97)
(Salon) Interesting "Underneath the bed is a white dress the killer used to wipe his hands, and a slab of uncooked bacon the killer maybe used as a lubricant to masturbate"  (salon.com) (60)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Townhouse used as location for Sarah Jessica Parker's residence in Sex and the City sells to anonymous buyer. Rent to remain stable  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Tue April 24, 2012
(STV.tv) Strange Boring OR forges international link of tedium with Dull, Scotland  (news.stv.tv) (40)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Boston.com) Fail Town that spent $1 million last year to switch to multispace parking meters will spend $100,000 this year to switch back to traditional meters  (boston.com) (107)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Fark) FarkParty Twin Cities Fark Party TONIGHT April 21st, Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge. Now with 17% more out-of-towner  (fark.com) (611)
(ESPN) Amusing Nashville is the new Hockeytown. Someone should write a song about that  (scores.espn.go.com) (60)


Fri April 20, 2012
(YouTube) Scary Forget Rebecca Black, there's a new duo in town  (youtube.com) (173)


Wed April 18, 2012
(dumber than dumb) Dumbass "I tolerate all religions. Except those that want to kill me." -- Victoria Jackson, about the expansion of a mosque that's been in a TN town for 40 years  (newschannel5.com) (154)


Mon April 16, 2012
(KTXL Sacramento) Strange No matter how much fun it might sound like, you can't just go around punching your roommates while they're sleeping, then taking a walk around town while naked  (fox40.com) (17)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Deadline) Sad Professor McGonagall is leaving Downton Abbey after series three, will undoubtedly look for a place that knows how to spell Downtown  (deadline.com) (54)


Wed April 11, 2012
(the republic) Cool "Dear Governor Walker, You can use my song "Small Town" in your campaign, but you should know that I'm in favor of collective bargaining, unions and that I'm a liberal. Regards, John Mellencamp"  (therepublic.com) (101)
(My Fox Dallas) Dumbass If the city shuts down your strip club, most people would reopen in another town. This guy puts out a hit on the mayor and city attorney  (myfoxdfw.com) (65)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Reuters) Followup Own your own town. No liberals, no illegal aliens, no gun control. Only $900,000... SOLD  (reuters.com) (120)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine Vermont town finally discovers something on which Obama won't spend money  (radio.foxnews.com) (71)
(Boston.com) Asinine Massachusetts town makes it legal for children as young as 14 to get tattoos. This will not end well  (boston.com) (86)
(Some Guy) Florida Armed Neo-Nazis now patrolling the town where Trayvon Martin was killed, because that was the one thing missing from this story  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (479)


Fri April 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Marion Barry apologizes for complaining about Asian-owned 'dirty' shops and says -- to prove he's not a hater -- he's going to have lunch in Chinatown after he visits his dentist at 2:30  (myfoxdc.com) (134)


Thu April 05, 2012
(The New York Times) Dumbass Not content having blown $600M botching paperwork for transportation and education funds, Chris Christie is now handing out to companies $352M to move from one town to another, $34M to create five jobs and $261M just for being a casino  (nytimes.com) (80)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Hero Final surviving members of elite WW2 commando unit 'The Devil's Brigade' die within 12 hours of each other in same town. Unfortunately leaving the treasure to Baron von Herzenberger  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Food carts today may sell more than hot dogs, reports Ric Romero in conjunction with woman eagerly awaiting Olive Garden in town  (onlineathens.com) (43)
(Des Moines Register) Cool The unseasonably warm weather has one small Iowa town fearing its annual Tulip Festival may get canceled because of premature blooming. But they have a solution: spray the plants with whiskey to delay the process  (desmoinesregister.com) (31)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting ♫ He picks up a missile and he shots it right down and it blows up the buildings in the center of town. Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Gamera. ♫  (ajw.asahi.com) (46)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Dexter-Leader) Fail Comcast charges customers in an entire town a "vacation fee" for not responding to emails, letters, or phone calls. Difficulty: they didn't respond because their town was ravaged by a tornado  (heritage.com) (102)
(E! Online) Scary 98 Degrees might reunite somewhere near O-Town  (eonline.com) (23)
(IndyStar) Amusing In Merrillville, Indiana, one city councilman is set to take on the town's horrible crack problem  (indystar.com) (29)
(LA Times) Obvious Downtown, where the cabs don't stop. Downtown, where the food is slop. Downtown, where the hop-heads flop in the snow. Down on Skid Row  (latimes.com) (33)
(SeattlePI) Cool Friends will help you move. Real friends will help you move by hauling all your possessions across town using only bicycles  (seattlepi.com) (87)


Wed March 28, 2012
(PCWorld) Cool The coolest jumping sand flea robot you'll see until Skynet invades your town  (pcworld.com) (10)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Strange If every single toilet in America was flushed at the same time, pipes would burst, rivers would fill up with sewage, and town water reserves would evaporate. At least in theory  (mnn.com) (97)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Texas town bans illegal immigrants from renting property within city limits, costing them $5 million in court costs  (latino.foxnews.com) (312)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Idaho politicians vote to repeal law allowing towns to set speed limits on state highways after the obvious happened  (magicvalley.com) (61)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely "A town councillor who has big political aspirations" may find that telling the local paper his mother is a nine-foot tall green alien has an impact on those ambitions   (scarborougheveningnews.co.uk) (19)


Thu March 22, 2012
(AP) Strange I'm not saying that aliens are making mysterious booming noises in this Wisconsin town, but they're making mysterious booming noises  (hosted.ap.org) (96)


Wed March 21, 2012
(AP) Hero Montana mining town's last Madam dies at 94. She had a reputation for kindness toward her girls, but the grandmotherly figure was also a husband-shooting, tax-evading madam who once said that prostitution should be considered a commodity  (hosted.ap.org) (60)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Live Science) Dumbass Why is Nokia is called Nokia? Is it A) Named after its founders B) Named after a town in Finland or C) The noise you will be making, when you next go for an MRI scan, if they bring magnetic tattoos to market  (livescience.com) (32)


Mon March 19, 2012
(AZ Family) Weird Naked homeowner wrestles with shirtless armed intruder. Of course this happened in the town of Surprise  (azfamily.com) (27)


Sun March 18, 2012
(HelenaIR.com) Weird Bigfoot is alive and well and plays viola for the local symphony, and once a year you can hunt him under the full moon--where you may also capture a couple of Rainiers. Yes, this was thought up by a bunch of Stoners  (helenair.com) (26)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Jalopnik) Cool In honor of St. Drinking Day we celebrate the only good car to ever come out of Drinkytown  (jalopnik.com) (29)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Strange Teen gets busted for throwing a party while her parents are out of town when her dad remotely checks on the home's energy consumption. This never happened in a John Hughes' movie  (mnn.com) (97)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Huffington Post) Stupid Local residents thrilled after police round up drug ring, arrest 30 dealers and confiscate drugs and firearms. Wait, did I say "thrilled"? I meant to say "pissed off"  (huffingtonpost.com) (84)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Crime in Slovak town down due to A: Better policing? B: Community watch program? or C: Batman?  (news.yahoo.com) (30)


Sun March 11, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Small town worried new business might attract unsavory elements. Strip club? Pool hall? Nah, Dollar General  (nwfdailynews.com) (238)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Morning Sentinel.com) Spiffy Was it named for a family that lived on the intersection? Was it for a loose female bartender? How about the story of a woman who would sit on her porch while wearing no underwear? Whatever the origin, the town likes the name Katie Crotch Road  (onlinesentinel.com) (57)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Philly.com) Followup Davy Jones liked to hang out in Beaver town. Hell, who doesn't?  (philly.com) (12)


Thu March 08, 2012
(MLive.com) Amusing Pygmy goat loose in Michigan town, cracking windows and causing an adorable bit of havoc  (mlive.com) (39)


Wed March 07, 2012
(WUSA 9) Scary Suspicious white powder found at two DC schools and a downtown hotel. Marion Barry offers to test it for free  (dupontcircle.wusa9.com) (35)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Florida town would like for fishermen to stop chumming for sharks off the public beach. Cause sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark  (palmbeachpost.com) (32)
(MSNBC) Amusing How hard could politics be if the town mayor still has good grades in high school?  (dailynightly.msnbc.msn.com) (14)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup In Georgetown Journal of Gender and Law's 2011 annual review, nonpolitical nonpartisan anonymous student Sandra Fluke wrote an article advocating that health insurers cover gender reassignment surgery  (mrctv.org) (457)


Mon March 05, 2012
(The Hill) Interesting Super Tuesday polling: Upperclasstwitville pulls ahead of Crazytown 38-32  (thehill.com) (20)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy For sale: One slightly used town in Montana. For only $1.4 million you get a small trailer park, general store - which is currently closed - and the newly government-built post office. Serious inquiries only  (dailymail.co.uk) (109)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Wall Smasher) Ironic In these days of school shootings, problems with bullies, illiteracy of high school 'graduates', etc, this school is indefinitely suspending a fifth grade girl - for blue kool-aid in her hair. Ironic tag is for the town name  (wcpo.com) (139)
(YouTube) Cool If you have any snow left in your town this winter, this skier shows us a brilliant example of how to use it  (youtube.com) (24)


Tue February 28, 2012
(STLToday) Amusing It is now completely legal for you and your passengers to extend body parts out of your car. And border collies are being paid $3500 to get the flock out of town  (stltoday.com) (25)


Mon February 27, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video It's so rewarding when those downtown city security cameras actually work and the right person is apprehended  (liveleak.com) (65)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to open up a community safe haven for children to go to after school where they can play games, make arts and crafts, and get homework help, can you name it something a little less creepy than 'Clown Town?'  (palmbeachpost.com) (51)


Fri February 24, 2012
(This Is Plymouth) Strange Call for mayor to resign over blue gnomes  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (30)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Problem: Your towns St Patrick's day parade has been turned into a drunkfest. Solution: Cancel the parade. Result: Internet organizes a bar crawl with 13,000 people attending  (hudsonreporter.com) (120)


Thu February 16, 2012
(CBS LA) News Two people shot at the federal building in downtown Long Beach  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (176)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Tapfliction Bro) Cool UFC on Fuel TV Diego Sanchez vs Jake Ellenberger in his own hometown. Will Jake win tonight or will there be no joy in Mudville ...I mean Omaha. Fights start at 6pm EST  (mmatorch.com) (212)
(Des Moines Register) Strange 74 million years ago a meteorite crashed into an Iowan town. And it's still causing problems to this day  (desmoinesregister.com) (87)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool At 4:00 PM, hundreds of Philadelphians (including the mayor) will attempt to break the Guinness world record for longest "Soul Train" line. At 4:15 PM, hipsters will overrun downtown coffee shops  (goerie.com) (34)
(CBS Sports) Dumbass Former Miami Hurricanes booster unleashes his inner Jack Byrnes, threatens to "take the program down to Chinatown"   (eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com) (21)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Neal Page) Asinine You're a female air traveler and there's no female TSA agent to screen you? No problem, there's a bus terminal across town. Buh-bye now  (kdvr.com) (232)
(Some NDP Girl) Followup The Adderal and Booze defense trial starts, small town reporter with butt in seat blog  (c-ville.com) (19)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Night Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this night on the town  (1.bp.blogspot.com) (34)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Bangor Daily News) Misc You'd think with 7 UFOs hovering around the people of Milo, Maine wouldn't be complaining about how dark it is up there  (seeclickfix.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Interesting The mountain hippie's conundrum: Why is it okay to scream bloody murder whenever Walmart tries to build a store in your town, but you can't wait for the day Trader Joe's opens shop?  (dailycamera.com) (139)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Spiffy Adding insult to injury, Will Ferrell's Super Bowl ad aired in only one market: Super Bowl loser Danny Woodhead's hometown of North Platte, NE  (omaha.com) (24)
(Rolling Stone) Sad One town's war on children  (rollingstone.com) (676)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Researcher at Institute of Extracting Theories from Our Rectums posits that epidemic of Tourette's-like symptoms plaguing New York town is caused by people unconsciously mimicking what they see on Facebook and YouTube  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)


Thu February 02, 2012
(WGAL 8) Dumbass Everyone in town wins. Except you, you get nothing  (wgal.com) (47)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Obama follows through on promise at town hall meeting to help a woman's husband with his resume-but she's still not sure she's gonna vote for him  (huffingtonpost.com) (155)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (49)

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