Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
88 headlines found matching 'town'
Fri May 22, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Province)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's terminally-ill half-brother found living on the streets of Vancouver's Downtown East Side. That would make a GREAT blues song
source: theprovince.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
source: cbs19.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
2,800 sq. ft. duplex in downtown San Francisco that needs a complete interior gut rehab sells for DOUBLE its listed price - $2.35 million
source: blog.sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Doctors now urged to take chronic fatigue syndrome more seriously. First medical signs are usually if the patient lacks the energy to make only one pass through the food line at HomeTown Buffet
source: 13wmaz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The original San Diego Padre, Ollie "Downtown" Brown, goes off to play at the field of dreams at 71
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Congressional candidate arrested for planning to massacre an entire town of American Muslims, saying, "We will cut them to shreds"
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What your hometown will look like in 100 years
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's being an obnoxious drunk and then there's being such an obnoxious drunk, that a judge bans you from every hospital in town
source: hulldailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna is still going strong as she has her 45th No. 1 on the Billboard's Dance Club Songs chart with "Ghosttown"
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Private equity firm TPG buys out British chain Poundworld, hopes to take rival Poundland to Poundtown
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fittingly enough, an AR town known for its 66-ft statue of Jesus -and being a gay-friendly vacation spot, becomes ground zero in the fight for gay rights as it defies a recently passed AR law by passing an ordinance banning LGBT discrimination
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas mayor: "Our town has been devastated by a tornado, but we will rebuild. Well, they will. Not me. Now watch this drive"
source: kltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army making it easier for GIs to sneak into town and cause hell
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Good news Chicago, you'll be plagued by hoards of flying spiders in your downtown area soon. Enjoy the summer
source: chicagoist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's watch along as Texas patriots use their townhall meeting with an Army Colonel to voice their concerns about Jade Helm
source: occupydemocrats.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(431)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Entire town of 27 people evacuated in latest plug for the Keystone pipeline
source: grandforksherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How a controversial chicken ordinance, plastic flamingos, no-good teens, poison ivy, and psychological warfare combined to give us the most insane small-town Facebook thread you've ever read
source: dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
source: toledonewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In this town, crime DOES pay. Literally
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Err...no. Put it back exactly the way it was. Hero tag for the town council
source: standard.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to bore us to death? Can the Celtics beat the Cavs in Beantown? Will the brow single handedly will the Pelicans to victory? Here is your NBA first round game thread
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Villagers in the Indian town of Dumri-Isri plan to worship an eight-limbed baby as a reincarnation of the Hindu deity Ganesha, just as soon as they can catch him
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Canadian town decides that they no longer grow enough rapeseed or produce enough honey to call themselves "The Land of Rape and Honey"
source: kdvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
In a small Missouri town, all but one police officer resigned after the town elects an African-American woman as mayor
source: kfvs12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
source: ecmpostreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to know how a heavy marble headstone made for a U.S. Army veteran buried in Oklahoma ended up in an alley in downtown Bakersfield, Veterans Affairs officials would like to have a word with you
source: bakersfieldnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Oh, you're standing in the UK election? Great, politics needs some new faces. What are your policies?" "We will peacefully annihilate the town of Broadstairs and form an Afro-Thanetian Zaliphate in Kent." "You've got my vote"
source: ibtimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Ducks wander around downtown DC for no clear reason"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
source: newson6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/8 New Comic Releases: There's A New Deadpool In Town
source: nuvo.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's take a beautiful look at the creepiest place on the planet: Dracula's 'hometown'
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Representative Gary Glenn (R-eally this crap again) issues "agenda alerts" on Facebook and Twitter after openly gay man is promoted to editor of his hometown newspaper
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Jihadist traveling from Norway to Syria to join IS. News: More than one in ten come from the same street in a sleepy little backwood town. Fark: They used to be the town's potheads until they found radical Islam
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You should never go in to labor when Obama's in town
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Residents of a small southeast Alaska town no longer have nighttime access to emergency medical care because the border with Canada is now closed at midnight"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The buyer of a homeless shelter who arranged for all homeless to be taken aboard buses to unknown destinations "up north" revealed to be none other than the town itself
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that statue erected of Lucille Ball to honor her in her hometown? Well, it creeps people out
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California now getting second hand smog from Asia. Which means that if you are in L.A. and go to Chinatown, even the pollution is now authentic
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Idiot who walks his dog by having it run behind his car named "the laziest pet owner on earth," tied with every other halfwit in your town who does the exact same thing
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back in action at Martinsville, where it's entirely possible John Wes Townley's Segway and John Hunter Nemechek's footy pedal car may be all that survives the carnage, beginning at 2 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
source: jayski.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How much parking is there in and near downtown Boston? Any answer beyond "not enough" will cost you $80,000
source: bostonglobe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Looks like Ted Cruz has had about as much success securing his hometown newspaper's endorsement as he did securing his own name's domain registry
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli goes into rehab; Greenwich Village, Fire Island and Provincetown go into mourning
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(College Raner)
 
 
 
The 50 Best College Towns if there were no college students
source: collegeranker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department and shopping mall team up to produce the least-funky version of Uptown Funk you'll ever see
source: wtkr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
St. Patrick's Day celebration in Minneapolis turns violent when hundreds of Irish teens arrive downtown via free bus and train rides and promplty begin brawling
source: kstp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Springfield, IL is now completely infested with Cobras. If only there were a daring, highly-trained special mission force that could help them with this problem
source: actionagogo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mayor discovers that his town is in fact not a part of North Korea
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
"In all my 21 years at this newspaper, we've never had a porn film shot in the town centre in broad daylight"
source: thelocal.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
You know how it is... Small town. Not much to do in the evening
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Hell's Grannies strike again, bombing another South Jersey town
source: courierpostonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Britain, be sure to visit the small Nottinghamshire town of Beeston. Odds are you'll be glad you did
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If managing your kid's busy after-school schedule is too much of a hassle, letting one of Uber's unvetted drivers ferry your kids around in their private vehicle is a great option- according to the worst. parents. ever
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Entire town learns sign language to surprise deaf man. Deaf man angry he can no longer call everyone assholes without them knowing
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker, starting at 9PM Alaska time (10PM PT/11PM MT/Midnight CT/1AM ET). Don't forget to set your clocks an hour ahead, folks
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(395)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"The town of about 1,000 in Skamania County, which sits on the Columbia River about 40 miles northeast of Portland, is becoming the first government in the nation, and perhaps the world, to own its own recreational marijuana store"
source: seattletimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daesh nimrods bulldoze ancient town of Nimrud and its 3,000 year-old palace
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont town votes to retain historic ties to England
source: burlingtonfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You probably have an awful mayor if the mayor decides you can't ask questions at township council meetings
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Anyone want to buy a post-apocalyptic town that was featured on "Walking Dead"? It's for sale on eBay but it's strictly BYOZ
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologists identify 1st century house in Nazareth as Jesus' childhood home. One clue: it's in the Jewish section of town
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you 16 or 17 years old and live in Brattleboro, Vermont? You might be able to vote in local elections real soon
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's episode of 'Threatening an American Mosque' comes to us from a college town in Iowa
source: amestrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tom Ridge conducts study of Rams' proposed LA stadium, concludes that any benefits the town gets from it are outweighed by the fact that OMG HERE COMES A PLANE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Alaskan town that unleashed the Palins into the world is now concerned about what kind of effect legal marijuana could have on the locals
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Soon it could be good to be one of God's Chosen People residing in New York State if Kosher marijuana comes to town for medicinal use. Mazel tov
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Iqaluit paralyzed after multi-vehicle accident destroys both the town's cars (pics)
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The site of a "blacks only" cemetery from the 19th century is poised to become a new townhouse development. The only problem is, all the graves are empty and no one knows where the bodies went
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Remember the 20/20 about the guy that turned his holiday display into a Fark You to his neighbors? The township is back in court trying to get him to clean it up
source: triblive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A seaside holiday town's plan to call a road Hitler's Walk has been scrapped after it sparked outrage" (pic)
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Woman's house straddles NY/CT border. Bank fails to pay taxes on NY half of it out of escrow account. Town forecloses. Neighbor snaps it up for $275. Doesn't tell woman. When she does find out, neighbor offers it back for $150k
source: 13wmaz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Kansas Humanities)
 
 
 
The KKK challenging an African-American baseball team and using Catholic umpires in my town? At one time it was more likely than you think
source: kansashumanities.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The North Koreans are no longer starving. There's plenty of lawn grass around town for everyone
source: nationalinterest.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge in Brownsville thinks his town is brownsville enough, blocks Obama's executive order on immigration reform
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(356)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Normally you won't get arrested for dragging your sorry ass around town, but this is Texas
source: ksat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elvis's secret Chevy van uncovered, presumably in a town that was so small you could throw a rock from end to end
source: myfox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Laugh-In announcer Gary Owens, 80, has died. Services to be held in beautiful downtown Burbank
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al-Baghdadi's forces seize the Iraqi town of...Al-Baghdadi....yeah, we really should have seen that one coming
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
British boxer Ricky Hatton's house robbed after he tweeted he'd be out of town for the weekend. He really telegraphed that one
source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Who run bartertown? You do, after purchasing this legit Mad Max Interceptor. It's the last of the V-8 interceptors, a piece of history. Don't JUST WALK AWAY from this great deal
source: actionagogo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Pedestrians wanting to go downtown in one British city have to pass a breathalyser first
source: croydonadvertiser.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While some places are still shoveling themselves out from a big snowstorm, this Russian town may have to wait 'til spring
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Justice department believes encryption has created a "Zone of Lawlessness," not sure who run Bartertown
source: motherboard.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dozens of dogs have mysteriously gone missing in a small Texan town. Your dog wants a security detail
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Locals of a beautiful Argentinian town that is trying to get tourism decided to assault and beat 10 Israeli tourists while yelling "F-ing Jew" at them. Yup that should help boost tourism
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 

Displayed 88 of about 835 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report