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148 headlines found matching 'tow'
Mon June 01, 2015
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(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Wackos inundate California town after city council outlaws space-based weapons. Mayor Butt calls for calm
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(74)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Visiting a quaint New England town for your friend's wedding? Locals don't cotton to your big city, pooping on the shelves at the Rite Aid, ways
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(32)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're hot today in Midtown Manhattan, there's free air conditioning on the street at 38th and Madison courtesy of the crane that dropped it from 30 stories up
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan town council: "Those are just...you know...plants, man"
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How many times can you use a bath towel before it needs to be washed?
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(62)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Pig terrorizes town and craps in squad car, expected to be suspended two weeks with pay
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(26)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Coolest time-lapse video of the week - 11-year construction of One World Trade Center in 2 minutes. A towering achievement
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(14)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A second alleged victim has hit the Hastert tower
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(133)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father charged with child neglect after his baby was found crawling around the street in the nude, the family's loyal pit bull in tow. "Dogs don't make the best babysitters. Especially those dogs"
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(67)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Senior class cancels class trip, donates $8,000 towards health care costs to their principal who is fighting cancer
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(68)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It was one small ban for mankinis, one giant step for an English seaside resort town: English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown
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(58)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World Trade Center's observation deck opens. It's a towering 360 degree view of NYC
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Pilot of MH370 was on his way to buzz the tower at Diego Garcia when plane went missing
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(60)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Pot-friendly hotel finally opens in downtown Denver: "Other hotels will fine you crazy amounts and kick you out. I've been kicked out of a hotel for smoking pot, it was a few years back, but that's the kind of stuff that won't happen in our hotel"
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(58)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Spain's massive human tower competition puts the USC's cheer squad to shame
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(20)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ladyfinger excitement gets Italian town in a creamy lather
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(15)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Not news: Summer break has begun and college students have left town. Fark: And left behind their cats, dogs and snakes. Probably took their IPAs though
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(211)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Happy Towel Day, everyone
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(45)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
East Final game 5: Home ice should favor the Rangers, but has meant nothing this series. One town's very like another, When your head's down scruming in the corner, brother. Bishop to King's Square @8:00ET. Check? Oh hells ya
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(713)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(334)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(The Province)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's terminally-ill half-brother found living on the streets of Vancouver's Downtown East Side. That would make a GREAT blues song
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(38)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
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(77)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
In response to Bill O'Reilly's denial of their story about allegations of physical abuse toward his wife, Gawker says fark it and does it live via court transcripts
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(208)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
2,800 sq. ft. duplex in downtown San Francisco that needs a complete interior gut rehab sells for DOUBLE its listed price - $2.35 million
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(92)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it's really like to take a naked cruise? Three rules: No photos. No love making in public areas. Always use a towel when sitting
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(24)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Doctors now urged to take chronic fatigue syndrome more seriously. First medical signs are usually if the patient lacks the energy to make only one pass through the food line at HomeTown Buffet
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(34)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The original San Diego Padre, Ollie "Downtown" Brown, goes off to play at the field of dreams at 71
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(4)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Congressional candidate arrested for planning to massacre an entire town of American Muslims, saying, "We will cut them to shreds"
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(191)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What your hometown will look like in 100 years
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(51)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's being an obnoxious drunk and then there's being such an obnoxious drunk, that a judge bans you from every hospital in town
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Great white shark Mary Lee, after finding nothing of value to eat in the Jersey Shore/NYC area heads towards Massachusetts for some Chowda
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(22)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna is still going strong as she has her 45th No. 1 on the Billboard's Dance Club Songs chart with "Ghosttown"
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How a fatal car crash in Iran exposed growing anger towards the super-rich there. In related news, Iran has a super-rich class
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(61)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Private equity firm TPG buys out British chain Poundworld, hopes to take rival Poundland to Poundtown
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fittingly enough, an AR town known for its 66-ft statue of Jesus -and being a gay-friendly vacation spot, becomes ground zero in the fight for gay rights as it defies a recently passed AR law by passing an ordinance banning LGBT discrimination
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(56)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas mayor: "Our town has been devastated by a tornado, but we will rebuild. Well, they will. Not me. Now watch this drive"
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Albuquerque developing app that "feels" potholes and reports them back to the city, but falls short of calling a tow truck to help you with your bent rims and damaged suspension
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(21)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army making it easier for GIs to sneak into town and cause hell
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(25)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fark: Townies protesting planned Muslim cemetery. Unexepectedly not Fark: Because of the danger to the local water supply
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(98)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Good news Chicago, you'll be plagued by hoards of flying spiders in your downtown area soon. Enjoy the summer
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(36)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Let's watch along as Texas patriots use their townhall meeting with an Army Colonel to voice their concerns about Jade Helm
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(431)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop the natural towers of Tenerife
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(34)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Another farking tornado is headed toward Moore, Oklahoma
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(212)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Entire town of 27 people evacuated in latest plug for the Keystone pipeline
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(77)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How a controversial chicken ordinance, plastic flamingos, no-good teens, poison ivy, and psychological warfare combined to give us the most insane small-town Facebook thread you've ever read
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(68)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Niles will finally repair Leaning Tower, learn how to iron pants without starting a fire
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey let's throw pigs off a tower into a lake and sell tickets, that's sure to bring crowds of tourists." With flying pig pictures
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(30)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(23)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In this town, crime DOES pay. Literally
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(49)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you weren't paying attention, there is a giant piece of Russian space equipment tumbling out of control toward the earth at this very instant
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(111)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Err...no. Put it back exactly the way it was. Hero tag for the town council
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(141)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain ditching self-serve checkouts in favor of 1,000 new 10-items-or-fewer lanes: "Ninety-six per cent of our customers prefer staffed checkouts. Not everyone wants to be herded towards the self-scanning checkouts"
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(106)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Here are some of the coolest issues in cartography, from how to map Hong Kong's vertical Walled City - formerly the most densely-populated area in the world - why one-way streets increase crime and dealing with the Eiffel Tower's secret apartment
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(26)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio moves towards legalized medical marijuana to ease the pain of people forced to live in Ohio
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(33)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Pepsi throws in the towel and dumps aspartame from its diet drink, noting that in one survey, aspartame was less popular than Congress, which is saying something
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(52)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The proposed Raiders/Chargers LA football stadium will feature a 120' tower that during Raiders games, will have an eternal flame burning for Al Davis, and shoot lightning bolts during Chargers games. No, really
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(66)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to bore us to death? Can the Celtics beat the Cavs in Beantown? Will the brow single handedly will the Pelicans to victory? Here is your NBA first round game thread
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(121)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Villagers in the Indian town of Dumri-Isri plan to worship an eight-limbed baby as a reincarnation of the Hindu deity Ganesha, just as soon as they can catch him
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(36)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
The cops are secretly using fake cellphone towers to spy on people
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(104)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Canadian town decides that they no longer grow enough rapeseed or produce enough honey to call themselves "The Land of Rape and Honey"
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(95)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
In a small Missouri town, all but one police officer resigned after the town elects an African-American woman as mayor
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(157)
 
(ECM Post Review)
 
 
 
Small town editor writes entire column on why he deleted an inappropriate Facebook post from the paper's site. Fark's moderators prepare for book deal
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(12)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
For the first time in a century, bald eagles are back in New York. See, that whole 'Freedom Tower' thing worked
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(49)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
ESPN staff want Britt McHenry towed out of the ESPN parking lot
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(100)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to know how a heavy marble headstone made for a U.S. Army veteran buried in Oklahoma ended up in an alley in downtown Bakersfield, Veterans Affairs officials would like to have a word with you
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(29)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-trust regulators leaning toward blocking Comcast's acquisition of Time-Warner Cable
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(34)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Britt McHenry was not happy about having her car towed while eating dinner, so decides to launch an affluenza laden rant at woman working counter at towing company. "I'm in the news sweetheart, I will farking sue this place." w/vid
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(115)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I've got a great idea: Let's just tow the icebergs from Alaska to California and sell them some water! Seriously, we can't miss with this, we'll make millions! Who's with me? Guys? Anyone?
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(204)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Oh, you're standing in the UK election? Great, politics needs some new faces. What are your policies?" "We will peacefully annihilate the town of Broadstairs and form an Afro-Thanetian Zaliphate in Kent." "You've got my vote"
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(19)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Ducks wander around downtown DC for no clear reason"
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(64)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When your car goes off the road and gets stuck in the mud, you call a tow truck. You do the same thing for a 737 that went off a taxiway in Houston, you just need a slightly bigger tow truck
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(40)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother up in arms because her precious snowflake was frightened that school bus was going to hold tornado drill. Fark: In Oklahoma town where tornado went through two weeks earlier
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(115)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen King's Dark Tower series, which were set to become movies but then were cancelled, only to be back on again, have once again been cancelled because they're going to become a television series
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(67)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Iran now has a destroyer headed toward Yemen. This should end well
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(76)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
4/8 New Comic Releases: There's A New Deadpool In Town
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(47)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
When towing your boat along the busiest road in your county, it's always a good idea to strap said boat to the trailer on which it sits
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's take a beautiful look at the creepiest place on the planet: Dracula's 'hometown'
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(57)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Representative Gary Glenn (R-eally this crap again) issues "agenda alerts" on Facebook and Twitter after openly gay man is promoted to editor of his hometown newspaper
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(216)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Jihadist traveling from Norway to Syria to join IS. News: More than one in ten come from the same street in a sleepy little backwood town. Fark: They used to be the town's potheads until they found radical Islam
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You should never go in to labor when Obama's in town
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(53)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Naked and holding a towel is no way to rob a convenience store, lady
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(34)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Residents of a small southeast Alaska town no longer have nighttime access to emergency medical care because the border with Canada is now closed at midnight"
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(81)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Taiwanese navy unveils its new self-designed, twin-hulled stealth missile corvette that spokesman calls "The Carrier Killer" while staring angrily towards China and asking if they would like a translation for that
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(103)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The buyer of a homeless shelter who arranged for all homeless to be taken aboard buses to unknown destinations "up north" revealed to be none other than the town itself
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(134)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that statue erected of Lucille Ball to honor her in her hometown? Well, it creeps people out
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California now getting second hand smog from Asia. Which means that if you are in L.A. and go to Chinatown, even the pollution is now authentic
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(37)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Replica pirate ship breaks down and has to be towed to port. Crew members heard saying they should have been ninjas
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(24)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In Russia cars tow you
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(20)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Idiot who walks his dog by having it run behind his car named "the laziest pet owner on earth," tied with every other halfwit in your town who does the exact same thing
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(80)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back in action at Martinsville, where it's entirely possible John Wes Townley's Segway and John Hunter Nemechek's footy pedal car may be all that survives the carnage, beginning at 2 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(153)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How much parking is there in and near downtown Boston? Any answer beyond "not enough" will cost you $80,000
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(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Looks like Ted Cruz has had about as much success securing his hometown newspaper's endorsement as he did securing his own name's domain registry
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you towel dry your hair after a shower? You're doing it wrong
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(91)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand, Cory Booker and RAND PAUL are leading the young senate's charge toward pot reform. And by charge, I mean they're running headlong into a wall of stupid from the old guard
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(44)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli goes into rehab; Greenwich Village, Fire Island and Provincetown go into mourning
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(13)
 
(College Raner)
 
 
 
The 50 Best College Towns if there were no college students
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(23)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ollie returns to Starling with an injured Malcolm in tow. Meanwhile a new villain called Murmur is terrorizing the city. 8PM ET on The CW
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(75)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police department and shopping mall team up to produce the least-funky version of Uptown Funk you'll ever see
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(21)
 
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
St. Patrick's Day celebration in Minneapolis turns violent when hundreds of Irish teens arrive downtown via free bus and train rides and promplty begin brawling
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(123)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mayor discovers that his town is in fact not a part of North Korea
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(72)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
"In all my 21 years at this newspaper, we've never had a porn film shot in the town centre in broad daylight"
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(41)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
You know how it is... Small town. Not much to do in the evening
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(28)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Hell's Grannies strike again, bombing another South Jersey town
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(19)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Britain, be sure to visit the small Nottinghamshire town of Beeston. Odds are you'll be glad you did
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(23)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maker of AP study guide apologizes for test that linked Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and the KKK as both belonging to the "reactionary/fascist" part of the political spectrum. Unclear which of them the apology was directed towards
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(88)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman was too busy texting to realize she was walking directly towards a moving train
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(43)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Entire town learns sign language to surprise deaf man. Deaf man angry he can no longer call everyone assholes without them knowing
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(70)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A Malaysia Airlines moistened towelette is being examined to determine if it has any connection to CNN
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(45)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Fire damages luxury RVs. Investigation pointing towards Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny since they don't exist either
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(91)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker, starting at 9PM Alaska time (10PM PT/11PM MT/Midnight CT/1AM ET). Don't forget to set your clocks an hour ahead, folks
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"The town of about 1,000 in Skamania County, which sits on the Columbia River about 40 miles northeast of Portland, is becoming the first government in the nation, and perhaps the world, to own its own recreational marijuana store"
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daesh nimrods bulldoze ancient town of Nimrud and its 3,000 year-old palace
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont town votes to retain historic ties to England
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You probably have an awful mayor if the mayor decides you can't ask questions at township council meetings
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Anyone want to buy a post-apocalyptic town that was featured on "Walking Dead"? It's for sale on eBay but it's strictly BYOZ
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Mon March 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologists identify 1st century house in Nazareth as Jesus' childhood home. One clue: it's in the Jewish section of town
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's episode of 'Threatening an American Mosque' comes to us from a college town in Iowa
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Sat February 28, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tom Ridge conducts study of Rams' proposed LA stadium, concludes that any benefits the town gets from it are outweighed by the fact that OMG HERE COMES A PLANE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
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Fri February 27, 2015
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Britain at turn of 20th Century was jealous of Eiffel Tower, and engineers wasted months if not years trying to recreate it in London while slamming original as vulgar garbage. "Haters, as the saying goes, are going to hate"
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Alaskan town that unleashed the Palins into the world is now concerned about what kind of effect legal marijuana could have on the locals
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Tue February 24, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Poe (R) claims Obama administration is more aggressive toward conservatives in the U.S. than it is toward ISIS. In their defense, the conservatives of the GOP have done more damage to the U.S. in the last 14 years than ISIS ever could
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Soon it could be good to be one of God's Chosen People residing in New York State if Kosher marijuana comes to town for medicinal use. Mazel tov
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Mon February 23, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Iqaluit paralyzed after multi-vehicle accident destroys both the town's cars (pics)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The site of a "blacks only" cemetery from the 19th century is poised to become a new townhouse development. The only problem is, all the graves are empty and no one knows where the bodies went
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS vow to take over Rome and 'throw homosexuals off of your leaning tower of PIZZA'. Little Caesar unavailable for comment
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Remember the 20/20 about the guy that turned his holiday display into a Fark You to his neighbors? The township is back in court trying to get him to clean it up
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(27)
 
(Pendle Today)
 
 
 
Boozed up while pregnant, beating your boyfriend with a paper towel holder, biting and threatening him with a 12" knife, because his gay friend jokingly sent him WIE, is no way to go through life young lady
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A seaside holiday town's plan to call a road Hitler's Walk has been scrapped after it sparked outrage" (pic)
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Woman's house straddles NY/CT border. Bank fails to pay taxes on NY half of it out of escrow account. Town forecloses. Neighbor snaps it up for $275. Doesn't tell woman. When she does find out, neighbor offers it back for $150k
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Dubai's Torch Tower is living up to its name
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
All you solid red states take one step forward... Not so fast there Texas. OK, now, all you states leaning *toward* red take one step forward... Seriously, Texas, why are y'all so antsy today? Get back in line
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(Kansas Humanities)
 
 
 
The KKK challenging an African-American baseball team and using Catholic umpires in my town? At one time it was more likely than you think
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Wed February 18, 2015
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The North Koreans are no longer starving. There's plenty of lawn grass around town for everyone
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Humans and sea anemones had a common ancestor at least as long ago as 600 million years." No word on when enmity towards our new anemone enemies amended our biochemistry
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned at train station appeared to be crying, pointing toward cryogenics facility
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(74)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge in Brownsville thinks his town is brownsville enough, blocks Obama's executive order on immigration reform
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Mon February 16, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Normally you won't get arrested for dragging your sorry ass around town, but this is Texas
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(40)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elvis's secret Chevy van uncovered, presumably in a town that was so small you could throw a rock from end to end
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Sat February 14, 2015
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
In the eyes of Republicans, President Obama's use of executive powers to circumvent GOP input on immigration reform and his sudden departure from decades-long policies toward Cuba are an affront to their oversight power
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Laugh-In announcer Gary Owens, 80, has died. Services to be held in beautiful downtown Burbank
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al-Baghdadi's forces seize the Iraqi town of...Al-Baghdadi....yeah, we really should have seen that one coming
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Wed February 11, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why steal the towels and linens from your hotel room when there's a perfectly good grand piano, suit of armor or marble fireplace ripe for the taking?
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fawlty Towers hotel closes in Torquay. Someone must have mentioned the war
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
British boxer Ricky Hatton's house robbed after he tweeted he'd be out of town for the weekend. He really telegraphed that one
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(4)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Who run bartertown? You do, after purchasing this legit Mad Max Interceptor. It's the last of the V-8 interceptors, a piece of history. Don't JUST WALK AWAY from this great deal
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Mon February 02, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
When hero and dumbass collide: Man steals tow truck to rescue his cars from impound, fails to realize how conspicuous he is
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(25)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wife of hedge fund billionaire Ken Griffin wants $1 million a month in child support, because you never know when your kid has a report due on the Eiffel Tower and you just have to make a quick flight to Paris
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