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178 headlines found matching 'tow'
Fri August 26, 2016
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How do you say "Where is my bar towel" in Dothraki?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Possibly the most British headline ever written: "ASBO yob gets town centre ban overturned so he can still tuck into his favourite kebab"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Fix up this partially destroyed clock tower
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Fourteen justifiably forgotten Milton Bradley board games. Who wouldn't be up for a rousing game of Town Dump or Feeley Meeley?
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Thu August 25, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Town uses bat boxes to fight Zika. You'd have thought they'd have had some spray or something in that utility belt
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(Trending Views)
 
 
 
Driver at the airport: I'll only illegally park here for 1 minute. Tow truck driver: Challenge accepted
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street art is booming in the town where Banksy set up his pop-up Dismaland last year
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Visit the eerie ghost town of Cairo, Illinois. Enjoy the pyramids of poverty
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Tue August 23, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Ok, now this shiat is getting totally out of hand. Witness the dumbassery of a rare Pokemon Go spawn in downtown Taipei
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Mon August 22, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The poorest towns in every state. Come see where yours stacks up
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ontario town finally changes official slogan from "Land of rape and honey". Will now be known as "Land of rape, honey, arson and rape"
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Father and son were playing catch on the shoulder of a busy highway as they were waiting for a tow truck and the ball landed on the road. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Town to spend $70 million on a new football stadium. A high school football stadium
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reserving a good beach spot by putting down your towel? Yeah, that's a fine. A BIG fine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump Organization removes public seating area in front of Trump Tower. Judge immediately issues bench warrant
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it would be like to form a society based on the corporate morality of anti-semite Henry Ford? Well, wonder no more and welcome to Fordlandia, ghost town
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some poor bastard had to transcribe the Donald Trump town hall with Sean Hannity last night. Tag is for many, many things
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(Allen West)
 
 
 
A history lesson about the Democrat Party and its relationship with the black community in America. It's not just that Hillary Clinton individually is a bigot, it's that the Democrat Party has ALWAYS embraced bigotry towards American blacks
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cheese and rice, now the Leaning Tower of Pisa is going to lean even more to get away from the 'evil' mosque that may be built next to it. Somebody catch this building, it's fainting
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump orders gold-plated ear cuff from luxury jewelry designer. Designer ships ear cuff to Ivanka along with note explaining profits were donated to American Immigration Council, Everytown for Gun Safety, and the Hillary Clinton campaign
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Why were you floating down the river naked, sir?" "Don't know, but can I have a towel?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Overheard at Trump Tower: "Well, at least we've got the war of words with the Khan family out of the ne-- aww SONOFABIATCH"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
One of the last vestiges of old Las Vegas is no more as the last tower of the Riviera implodes in a pile of dust, rubble, broken dreams, and shame
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for Trump? The dimwitted echo chamber or the ivory towered elite? Why not both?
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the Premier League season finishes with a London Derby as Chelsea try to start properly toward the title against West Ham. Coverage begins at 2:30 pm EDT, kickoff at 3 on USA. Come discuss sport that is not the Olympics
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC teenagers sneak into Beatles concert by claiming to be their opening act, complete with rented limo and screaming groupies. Later reserve best table in town by claiming to be Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venezuela raises wage by 50%, making it easier to save towards buying a ticket to get out of Venezuela
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Local town wants hordes of trainers descending on their sleepy home to Pokémon Go fark themselves
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Sat August 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man jokingly applies to be "wine queen" of German town after no woman applied for the position. And as this is on Fark, you can guess what happened next
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
A horrible 1977 movie about a demon-possess car terrorizing a small town is as bad as it sounds. Some IMDB users compiled a list of life lessons you can learn from this cinematic masterpiece
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Europe's strange vacation habits: Men shave their chests en masse, coast guard fights towels, and, of course, sandals with socks
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Oh, well in that case, climbing Trump Tower makes perfect sense
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Williamstown (KY) mayor says Ark Encounter is not the economic boon they expected. Insert Nicolas Cage "YOU DON'T SAY?" meme here
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(CBS New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man climbing Trump Tower with suction cups because apparently Trump can't even keep his elevators running
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When the plane has pulled away from the boarding ramp, give it up, it's gone...unless you're this guy, that is
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Listen to master storyteller Vin Scully give the history behind Boston's 'Beantown' nickname. More proof that Vin Scully knows absolutely everything
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Small town residents' life sent into complete turmoil after the only Dunkin' Donuts is closed by fire
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
A Chinese company has successfully won a Guinness towel by making 1,000 robots dance simultaneously
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Town council orders local resident to get off its lawn
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christian metal guy is critically injured in ATV accident. Go Fund Me page started 15 minutes after accident has already made $7000 towards his medical costs
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Stanford Bro-Dude Dumpster Rapist to be transferred to his home town in Ohio to serve out the remainder of his probation term. Universities in the greater Dayton area go to DefCon 2
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(Time)
 
 
 
Canuck MP emerges shirtless, challenges Russian nutter Putin to a throw down.. Okay so he was just on a vacation with his family
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Tue August 02, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When driving across town with your fully grown pot plant, the open bed of your pickup truck may not be the best place to stash it
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Mon August 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
Hillary Clinton was really "jizzed up" in Youngstown, Ohio
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Sun July 31, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Active shooter downtown Austin. Police telling people to stay out of downtown. Here we go again
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Some Stinky Flower)
 
 
 
In what is surely a sign of the end times, the rare "corpse flower" is blooming at NY Botanical Gardens and bestowing its beautiful, stinky goodness for the world to see for only the next day or so
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
They used to make bullets by pouring molten lead through sieves at the top of a tower. While it was difficult to convince enemies to stand at the bottom of the tower to get shot, the promise of free cake and ice cream was usually sufficient
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The aptly named town of Erie, Illinois is on the lookout for a missing pet wallaby
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Police investigating after 11 female mannequins stolen from boutiques in small Ontario town: "It's creepy"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At a "townhall" meeting in Roanoke, VA, Donald Trump attacked Senator Elizabeth Warren saying "she's got a fresh mouth" but he DID manage to avoid calling her "a broad", so I think for him, that counts as "acting presidential"
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Mon July 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Visit this picturesque Austrian town complete with bone house which contains the bones of thousands which they put there when the cemetery ran out of room. But, don't worry, the names of most of the skulls' former owners were written on each skull
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Sat July 23, 2016
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Political headlines are being dominated by Trump some places, Clinton some places, and in one small New Jersey town, "offensive" Kermit memes
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Thu July 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mysterious daily booms have small town in California looking to the sky, spawn alien theories." Geologist: Aliens? Nobody here said anything about aliens. We think it's old munitions. ABC: There you have it, aliens
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Move over Kennedy clan, Bushes and Clintons, there's a new Camelot in town
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
PA Woman Charged with placing her 3 and 5-year old in the trunk of her corvette and then driving all over town, shocking local authorities who were unaware a Corvette HAD a trunk
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Portlanders to pay $2.50 per hour to indirectly share taint cooties as Biketown bike sharing program goes live
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What the upcoming Dark Tower movie draws from each of Stephen King's original eight novels
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Say what you like about Mike Pence, but his wife is a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Car crash mangles "Welcome to Downtown Las Vegas" sign
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Mon July 18, 2016
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Burglar shot in Great Bend... oh, that's the town's name
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What's dumber than leading police on a 100 mile-an-hour chase around town? Bragging about it on Facebook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan gets the party started in Cleveland, by waving a Steelers terrible towel
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Join us tonight as we watch SpaceX's CRS-9 mission hurl a loaded Dragon toward the Westeros Space Station, then attempt a rocket landing back on terra firma (instead of terra oceana). Launch scheduled for 9:45PM Pacific/12:45AM Eastern
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(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe next time you should try towing it a bit farther out...like, say, somewhere near Hawaii
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Despite numerous resident complaints, Vancouver says they cannot remove graffiti-strewn derelict Geo Metro from the street because it's properly insured, thus towing it would be illegal and also impolite
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Fri July 15, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Evolution can't explain a Wolverine becoming a Horned Frog
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish town introduces Dog Bars, finally answering that 'What would you do for a Danish Dog Bar' question
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What's so unusual about a woman going out on the town with friends and picking up a guy? Oh, the squats
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
Broadcast companies are standing on train tracks, watching a train from a mile away making its way towards them. "Boy, that thing's going to kill us Should we run? Jump? I sure hope someone pushes us out of the way before the train hits us"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
1. Place a video camera towards the ceiling of your NYC apartment. 2. Wait three days. 3. Enjoy the action (language Not safe for work)
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(Times Gazette)
 
 
 
So a small town mayor walks into a courtroom
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he is going up up up with Hispanic voters, ensuring followers his campaign is moving forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
And in the latest news that will surely doom us all, the world's clouds are shifting toward the poles and getting taller
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(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
Not for nothin', but w00tstout is back on the menu. "Now, we can't say this beer bestows jedi powers, exactly..."
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl's assignment to research 'notorious crimes in her hometown' leads to interesting results. For example, she discovered the identity of the infamous Soham Killer and in the process she found out what ever happened to her dear old dad
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, venture capitalists, police violence will not be prevented by apps that allow cops to communicate with motorists during traffic stops. It will only result in more citizens being shot for making furtive movements towards their mobile phones
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking in the "D." Saturday October 15th, Greektown Casino, Detroit, 5PM
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Your "unsanctioned independent fireworks show" might be a little over the top if you knock a house off its foundation and townsfolk think you triggered an earthquake
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Instigated by Germans, the War of the Beach Umbrellas threatens livability of Sexitano town
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Wed July 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to own your very own Colorado "ghost town", complete with service station and a motel? Well, now you can for the low low price of just $350,000
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Town that will be worse off for, yet doesn't regret voting for Brexit: We just want to watch the world burn
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "An old friend came in from out of town...someone stole my car...there was an earthquake...a terrible flood...locusts...it's all because of Microsoft...no, really, it was Microsoft...IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fan catches foul ball in hat, loses hat to other fan ... gets hat back with no ball. What are the fan etiquette rules here?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Miami developer proposes to erect "vertical amusement park" downtown, and he means erect
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It must be hard, living in a town called Dildo
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Sat July 02, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to live near the beach in a pleasant island community and don't mind moving? New Zealand has just the town for you. And, they'll give you a job and a place to live and some land for only a couple a hundred grand... where'd everybody go?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Using a baseball bat to go to town on the back of a stranger's head is rarely OK. Sometimes, however, it is very, very OK
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
John Wes Townley is ready for some vicious hugging, Matt Tifft is out indefinitely because sadly, it is a tumah, and the Waltrips are gone for the season as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Daytona for the Firecracker 250, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Officers state my client was intoxicated, but have little to base their statements beyond speculation," says lawyer for woman who was stopped while riding a horse drunk on downtown street at 7am, slurring speech, yelling at officers while naked, etc
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Fear not Republicans and Democrats for your political animosity towards each other, once November has come and gone we'll all be one happy family again. *rolls eyes*
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
With the deadline passed for submissions for Heart of Farkness, we look now towards the impending Fark Book Fair. I hope you have your books ready to sell to Farkers in need of a good tale. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kris Bryant's historic 5-for-5 night sent baseballs 1,756 feet, taller than Chicago's Willis Tower, or the sixth tallest building in the world
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR drivers John Wes Townley and Spencer Gallagher get into an aggressive hugging match after a wreck. NASCAR considering fining them for actions detrimental to the sport of MMA
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Columbus, Ohio wins 2016 "Smart City Challenge". Immediately gets swirly from Akron and Youngstown
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix to Silicon Valley startups: Ignore the 120-degree heat, serial killers, and chickenhawk Republicans - we want you down here to do some entrepreneurial innovation in downtown with "a tinge of hip"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Popular downtown Louisville mascot seriously injured in unavoidably slow auto accident
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(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
Old man gets lost in the Capitol building, accidentally walks into GOP lunch gathering
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
After seeing the benefits brought to them by the local marijuana industry, citizens of one Colorado town will attempt to invite it to leave
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, you're enjoying lunch in downtown Fort Lauderdale and you see a body floating by
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Richard Armitage: Look, I've seen crazy. I worked for crazy. I can handle crazy. I'm voting for Clinton. *points towards GOP* Fark that insanity
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Alabama town fighting against a huge pit of rotting chicken guts
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Campus Rush)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, you've been high, maybe had an out-of-body experience. But have you ever been so high that you've painted a 20-story mural of Bill Walton riding a jackalope in downtown Tuscon?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shopping at a luxury store can turn you into an unfeeling, snobby jerk towards others. Whether you know it or not
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's not every day you see a tow truck towing a tow truck towing a tow truck towing a car, but this is that day
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Make Pallet Town great again
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
This picture of a father and his young son out on the town will melt your heart
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can bet that Pete Rose does not think that Ichiro Suzuki's hits in Japan should count towards the major league hit record
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Can the world stop pointing out that we're Trump's German ancestral town, it's really nothing to brag about - thanks, Kallstadt
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
A donut shop in a quiet Californian town is filling breakast burritos with donuts because it's America and they don't need an excuse
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Mon June 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to never run late again? Simple, live inside a clock tower penthouse
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Devoted local baseball fan Front Row Joe finally skips a hometown game, after attending 1,439 in a row. Quitter
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Uhh...tower we can't proceed to taxi to the gate, cat on tarmac refuses to grant us green light
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may bestow upon the GOP something in which he has a great deal of experience: Bankruptcy
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump would tear down Mecca's holiest Islamic sites and replace them with cheesy malls, expensive tacky hotels and office towers...he would, if the Saudis weren't doing that already
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NBA referee union is asking league to stop publishing 'Last 2 Minute' reports evaluating quality of late-game calls and non-calls. "Transparency encourages anger and hostility towards NBA officials"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The residents of this small Mexican town have the firmest, tightest balls in the country
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Every Judd Apatow movie, ranked from worst to best, because it's not like you had anything important to do today or anything
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My town just got named "Coolest small town" by some magazine nobody's heard of
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to install a 15' long swing set in your yard, against town ordinance, by submitting for a variance by calling it a wisteria arbor, don't go crying when things don't go the way you planned
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Vasile Cepoi, Vasile Cepoi, and Vasile Cepoi are all running for mayor in a Romanian town
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Wild beavers cause €750,000 in damages in Austrian town. Please, people, keep your beavers under control
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Active shooter has been barricaded in SF Chinatown building for over an hour, costing landlord over $10,000 in rent so far
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Here's a letter from a Bernie Bro who is now leaning towards Trump, and trust me, it's completely legit
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Worldwide tweets will soon determine the colour of the Eiffel Tower. Is 'ass' a color?
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To see if your town has recovered from the housing crash of 2008, plug in your ZIP. If you're too lazy, I'll cut to the chase. If you lived in a rich town to begin with, you're even more rich now, otherwise not so much
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Sun May 29, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Donkey nappies made mandatory in Kenyan town to protect road tarmac from dung
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Sat May 28, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Forty years ago tonight, just outside Austin, Pink, Don, and Wooderson were putting together a party at the moon tower. Alright, alright, alright
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Swarm of 100,000 bats invade Australian town. Houston Astros fans immediately ask for a few, since there hasn't been a bat sighting in that city since Jeff Bagwell retired
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Watch lightning creep towards the ground in the best super slo-mo you'll see today
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(Rare.us)
 
Video
 
Hey, let's sneak a Honk If Your Horny sign on Dad's car and film his reactions as he drives through town. You better believe there's Not safe for work language
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man promised "chicks" ends up naked and stabbed in Allentown. I'll have the fish
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Thunder return to spoiler form in front of the hometown fans or will Curry & company lead the Warriors to a Game 3 road victory? Find out tonight starting at 8pm ET on TNT
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
You can enter to win a stay in the Eiffel Tower. I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most people who go on vacation admit taking home souvenir towels, bathrobes and television sets from their hotel rooms
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lily, the abused and almost "thrown away" horse gets a new home... At the Middletown, N.J., horse sanctuary owned by Jon Stewart and his wife
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Local news station helpfully explains how kindness towards refugees will get your entire family killed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver: The delegate math against Bernie is just a media narrative, Boston is not a big college town
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen King confirms that the Dark Tower movie will be a sequel to the books
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Colon cancer is biased towards leftists
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welcome to America's modern day ghost town in the making
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Idris Elba is the Gunslinger: The first look at Elba as Roland in The Dark Tower
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As yesterday's contraception ruling shows. the Supreme Court is moving away from the ideological battleground that has turned out 5-4 decisions and more towards the consensus based approach of the Warren Court. Hmm..wonder what is suddenly different?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Babel Fish is here...now what did I do with my towel?
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Four firefighters are accused of making fake calls to 911 with emergency reports just to they can cruise around town in their spiffy fire truck
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one. Wildfire forces evacuation of north Alberta town
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, now we know why the town was called "Turbo"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaving the safe confines of suburbia, I ventured downtown and encountered a swath of homelessness on every corner and under every awning. Give me suburbia and its dull, homogenized safety. Urban life isn't for me, if it means constant harassment
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about writing a story directed towards Memorial Day and the story would be like 'A Christmas Carol'. Any suggestions to help Subby write this epic story?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Slow news day: Man walks his 155-pound tortoise around town
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut Tim Peake is a real hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is as he does not panic when space debris hits the International Space Station and instead takes a pic and shares it
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The nice thing about investigating a mass murder in Ohio is that you can tow the crime scenes back to the lab
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you're whining to a tow truck driver about how he should do his job, then post a negative review on their Facebook page, prepare to be called a "retarded piece of shiat" by the company's owner
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason Trump can't pivot towards moderate positions is because he really is a yuge racist
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
While most towns in the United States want to vote on things that will improve their community, this Texas town voted to build a huge $62.8 million football stadium
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Life in an Arctic, Soviet ghost town actually looks pretty sweet
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Sun May 08, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After the shocking events of last week, change is afoot in Westeros. Will Ramsay's gift be fatal? What awaits in the Tower of Joy? What awaits Arya in the House of Black and White? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Guy with fully restored 1970 El Camino will have the joy of restoring it again... after his broken leg heals and they tow the vehicle out of the canal
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If America did sweets like the Japanese. Barbecue Pork Butt Pocky? Lutefisk Kit Kat? Show us what your hometown would foist upon us
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you live in a town named Surprise you should just expect small planes to fall from the sky into your yard from time to time
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Marvel continues their long-planned domination of everything Disney as the Tower of Terror is being revamped into a Guardians of the Galaxy ride
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a multi-billion dollar robotic ghost town under construction in New Mexico where autonomous schools, cars and buildings will be the only residents
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Yasiel Puig hanging out at the top of the CN Tower, 1,100 feet high, taking an intentional walk
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Submitter is on a Motown kick. Your favorite slow jams, show them to me
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cheney overrules Dubya. Again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's furry feline friend passed away recently. Link lets you light an e-candle to help guide him toward everlasting Caturday
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Thu May 05, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
Teen lives the dream by going wwweeeeeee over crowded Downtown Vegas. Yes, that kind of 'wee': "we thought it was some sort of water, maybe some drinks or beer"
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
North Carolina tow truck driver sees disabled woman stranded on the side of the road and decides to stop and help her. But then he saw her Bernie Sanders sticker and God told him to leave her there
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Fort McMurray Today)
 
 
 
Fort McMurray, the center of Alberta's Oil Sands Region, is on fire. Town under mandatory evacuation since Sunday. "It's getting worse and not getting better"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you think the tone of American politics will improve at some point, or is this the new normal? If you believe things can change, what do you think has to occur to get there? Or are we headed toward another civil war?
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Townies in Princeton, NJ resent local Ivy League university's tax-exempt status and fobbing them off with $11m/year, file suit to soak them for their fair share of taxes - $40m/year. "They almost operate like a hedge fund that conducts classes"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Small Nebraska town does not want 1,100 new jobs there, because it would be a disturbance to their way of life
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Unlikely way to die: Riding a scooter in downtown Boston and being hit by a boat
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
When you're running for office it's going to be hard to get votes once everyone finds out you're the town's resident seagull feeder
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Listen up you DAMN humans, I am alien ROYAL, you tow my car and I WILL destroy planet EARTH
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Fri April 29, 2016
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
First leaked set photos reveal that someone is actually, really, finally making a Dark Tower movie
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