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40 headlines found matching 'tourists'
Sun March 26, 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Queen's Guardsmen usually don't react to dumb tourists. Usually
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Thu March 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's perfectly safe at the moment. Unless that molten lava runs into the snow. Then we're....EVERYBODY RUN
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Wed March 15, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
And the sign said, "You'll have to find another trail to get to the Hollywood sign." Huh
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Tue March 14, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kilauea is erupting and you can take a tour along a safe trail to see the sights, or you can be a dumbass for an extra $100
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Many foreign terrorists say they're afraid to visit the US after Trump travel ban. Great. No, wait. That's *tourists* not terrorists. I guess that's not so great
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winter has come for the Azure Window
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Fri March 03, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Tourists to the Moon will face constant vomiting and the need to pee. In other words, it's basically like a weekend frat party
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Mon February 27, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
52 seconds is what it took two 'bashful' pandas at the Tokyo zoo to mate after a four year hiatus. Which is probably 30 seconds longer than most human males can take after four years of no nookie
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The biggest winner at the Oscars last night? Gary, from Chicago
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tourists. please don't ply the Bahamas beach pigs with junk food and alcohol - it kind of kills them
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peugeot purchases India's Ambassador for a $12 million song. The brand was once a favorite of the political class but the politicians now like SUVs. They have nice cars in India?
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian town builds a statue of Donald Trump. To keep it classical, the Venus de Milo will serve as a template for his hands
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terrorists without stepladders collectively say "Doh"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tourist: You've all been very kind, wonderful hosts. Translator: She said you're jerks
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's 'Unreported Terror Attack' list contains more typos than actual unreported terror attacks
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Sat February 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bright yellow car notorious for photobombing pictures of photogenic village vandalised. Police seeking tourist with poor photoshop skills
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Quick, clear the snow." Boeing 777 makes precautionary landing at tiny remote Canadian airport that most can't even pronounce
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man brings knife to a gun fight at the Louvre with predictable results
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Germany erects wall around America and the tourists love it
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Considered most unpopular of Big 8 Japanese cities, Nagoya asks public to submit catchphrase to lure tourists, highlighting city's status as mecca for sports tourism, cosplay and anime. Winner to get annual passes to Nagoya Castle and Legoland Japan
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Using sunscreen is better than an umbrella at the beach. Although the best way to completely avoid the sun's rays is to just sit in the shade created by a group of tourists from Canada
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse impersonators accused of making tourists look goofy in Spain
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese tourists take "lung cleansing" trips abroad to dodge their smog. You know things are really getting bad when people are flying half way around the world for clean air and choose to visit Los Angeles
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan simplifies its toilets so westerners can use them too
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Mon January 16, 2017
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Amsterdam city council says it only wants wealthy tourists visiting it from now on. Too bad, hippies
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Tue January 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Entire 19th century Quebec village for sale, which is a nice way of saying property for sale with one livable building and a lot of kindling masquerading as structures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Low-cost airlines transported more than one billion passengers in no-frills flying cattle cars for the first time ever last year
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Mon January 02, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
When I die I want a bunch of inconsiderate asshats sledding over my grave. Not
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Latest used clothing craze in Japan: salty used fisherman jeans. Fisherman: "I decided to try it since I could wear the jeans for free and wouldn't have to buy any for work. But who is buying my pants at that high price?"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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Wed December 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Five Four Three Two One ZERO ... (crickets)
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Sun December 11, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You could say the horseshoe is on the other hoof now
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And for today's weird jobs around the world: #409 - Guarding John Lennon's glasses in Cuba
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Climate change could render the Sudan uninhabitable. Tourists: "Too late"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese lake squirrels become Fark squirrels by getting too fat to have sex because tourists won't stop feeding them
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Thu December 01, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japan may legalize gambling and casinos because why not
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WUWT)
 
 
 
North Pole is so warm it's attracting tourists
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Trudeau's eulogy of that swarthy revolutionary firebrand Fidel Castro, well, they don't call him 'Prime Minister Zoolander' for nothing
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